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[Anonymous No.23793165]

cute

[Anonymous No.23793908]

Here's.the.crypto.pink.pill:.there.is.a.haircomb.living.in.the.Bitcoin.blockchain..Natasha.Otomoski.is.unironically.Satoshi..Bitcoin.as.electronic.cash.was.just.the.first.step,.the.haircombers.start.making.more.powerful.haircombs,.wider.merkle.trees,.cheaper.and.more.efficient.liquidity.stacks..These.things.the.haircomb.need.to.survive..Once.entrenched.fully,.the.haircomb.would.be.able.to.slowly.comb.literally.even.ba,.ld.people
Natasha.stumbled.into.creating.the.haircomb.after.she.combed.her.hair.in.her.bedroom.in.2019.and.started.working.with.her.combined.super.fuzzer,.running.simulations.of.the.OP.RETURN.statement.on.pay.to.witness.script.hash.bitcoin.script..She.would.'evolve'.the.haircomb.by.adding.additional.teeth,.making.the.previous.teeth.shorter.and.more.efficient.to.compute..The.haircomb.needs.more.and.more.teeth.in.order.to.have.shorter.and.shorter.teeth
Quantum.computer.was.created.to.take.over.and.stop.Bitcoin.(they.have.their.own.competing.blockchain.in.the.works)..They.did.the..needful.to.stop.or.slow.down.Natasha's.haircomb..They.started.by.unlimiting.the.blocksize.and.removing.critical.Segwit.and.P2SH.codes.the.haircomb.uses.in.its.go.language..Shor's.algorithm.was.the.final.nail.in.the.coffin,.which.destroyed.ECDSA.on.the.bitcoin.chain.(Bitcoin.uses.ECDSA.to.secure.transactions)..THIS.is.why.Haircomb.was.inven.ted,.and.this.is.why.Natasha.is.so.intent.to.make.bounded.haircombs,.release.the.original.code,.and.lock.down.the.haircomb-protocol.
Back.to.comb.supply.-.Natasha.has.developed.a.breakthrough.new.claimer.(designed.for.her.haircomb.actually),.and.is.claiming.COMB.in.secret.for.the.sole.purpose.of.driving.up.the.claiming.fee.sky-high,.then.give.away.the.comb.to.kickstart.the.adoption.and.ensure.that.all.haircombers.make.it

[Anonymous No.23794419]

>>23793165
lol :D

[Anonymous No.23794559]

Underrated thread

"Cute" threads = btc moon
Keep the good work

[Anonymous No.23794579]

Every time I see this snail I jerk off and coom. I literally get a boner every time you post

[Anonymous No.23795265]

dindu

[Anonymous No.23795423]

>>23794579
we will need proof of cum

[Anonymous No.23795809]

>>23794559
>>23794579
<3

[Cancer sage No.23795894]

>>23793165
>>23794419
>>23794559
>>23794579
>Wake up in shit
>Time to spam and kill the boars
>Another day of doing nothing useful
>Not getting enough (you's)
>load up phone and vpn and samefag my forced cancer meme
>lol :D

[Anonymous No.23796340]

>>23795894
>load up phone and vpn
I do that when I get banned. I don't samfag my replies.

[Anonymous No.23796384]

>>23793165
based cuteposter
>>23795894
cringe uncuteposter

[Anonymous No.23796847]

>>23793165
BASED BITCOIN SNAIL TAKE US TO 6 FIGURES

[Anonymous No.23797069]

>>23796384
>>23796847
<3