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[Anonymous No.23751531]

OH my GOD ITS REALLY FUCKING HAPPENING THE BUGS THE PODS THE AIR MEAT GOOD LORD WHAT CRYPTO DO I HORDE IN ORDER TO BE RICH IN THE NEW WORLD?

[Anonymous No.23751546]

Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a haircomb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the haircombers start making more powerful haircombs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the haircomb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the haircomb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the haircomb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the haircomb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The haircomb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's haircomb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the haircomb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on t.he bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions). THIS is why Haircomb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded haircombs, release the original code, and lock down the haircomb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her haircomb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kickstart the adoption and ensure that all haircombers make it.,

[Anonymous No.23751762]

A bold anon yesterday predicted that a Biden win meant that the concept of private property would not exist in 15 years time.
I wish there were places to put bets on this shit, fucking kek.

[Anonymous No.23751883]

>>23751531
>>23751762
Just buy Chainlink

>was shilled in 2015 by Klaus Schwab from the WEF
>research and whitepaper financed by central bank cabal
>is working close with SWIFT, Google, Facebook
>cornered the entire asian market

[Anonymous No.23752170]

>>23751883
>literally 0 facts to back up these claims

[Anonymous No.23752180]

Dollar cost average into BTC every month for the rest of your life until you no longer need to. An Eth bag and Link bag might not hurt either.

[Anonymous No.23752219]

>>23752170
>he doesnt know

[Anonymous No.23752259]

>>23751531
This: It was #1 today across the entire market in price gain..It's not done either..

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