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2374928 No.2374928 [Reply] [Original]

Ok /biz/ I'm not bullshitting or meme'ing here. I will give $1000 (0.35btc) to anyone who can tell me how to use my skills to make a few million dollars by the end of this year. My skills are in programming and design and I have at least 5 years experience working in those fields, however I'm a complete beta autist when it comes to interacting with people.

And if your idea does make me millions, I will pay you $100k (35btc). It has to be a feasible, well thought out plan and it can't involve anything illegal or excessively degenerate. Post your premise here and if it sounds feasible we can talk further.

>> No.2374942

Buy ETH

>> No.2374958

Get a job. Work on your people skills. Climb the ladder. Get some connections. Start your own business. Live happily.

>> No.2374975

>>2374958
That's going to make me $1 million by the end of this year?

>> No.2374981

make a shitty meme game for normies with ads and shit for phones

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>> No.2374989

>>2374928
Spoiler alert: OP isn't going to give you shit.

>> No.2374994

How many money do you have right now to invest?

>> No.2374998
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2374998

>>2374928
>ransom ware
>wallet steal ware (data exfiltration over intel ME serial over TCP)
pls gib me your $100k

>> No.2374999

>>2374958
Also, I already have a job making $80k/year, but I'm fucking tired of being a wagecuck.

>> No.2375008

>>2374928
buy ETH
make a trading exchange that doesn't have bot bullshit on it
make an ICO
develop Dapps

>> No.2375024

>>2374928
find a way to sell blockchain tech to enterprise customers/an entire industry after you release a revolutionary coin addressing such a particular problem via an ICO

>> No.2375028

>>2374928
Designs many T-shirts per day based on popular culture, celebrities, memes, Tumblr etc.

Sell via merch by amazon. Each tee will sell a couple a week, the more designs you do the more will sell.

Source: have done it, has worked

>> No.2375038

Even big business hits on the tech industry came from teams as small of 2 or 3 people, you'll have to work on that autism if you wanna make a real buck

The only real avenue of making moderate profit working on your own is making hentai games catering to degenerates, all those parteons of all around mediocre schmucks pulling out shitty writting and art nets them a decent amount monthly

Feel free to keep your autismobucks

>> No.2375042

>>2374975
Nothing is going to make you a million by the end of the year save for playing the (crypto)lottery, unless you already have a million or two.

>> No.2375047

Flip the house. Invest in real estate.

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Atleast give me 0.1 btc

>> No.2375053

>>2374928

Use Lisk to develop a blockchain app using javascript
add it to an exchange like Yobit or Nova
shill the fuck out of it

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pleasure doing business with you

>> No.2375071

>>2374928
Email me, OP. aglannol@protonmail.com

I'm the opposite; I'm a big people person but super adhd-pi so focusing in things like programming is a no-go.

Anyway, I have several plans and ideas I haven't pulled the trigger on. I wanted to get devs but too poor. I'd rather post her. Let's talk.

>> No.2375072

>>2375028
My merch account got sorted recently, how'd you get your info and how'd you about copyright quicksand

>> No.2375085

>>2375071
*id rather not post here

>> No.2375091

>>2374928
better yet
>hold on to that 0.35 btc
if it hits 1 million send me some
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>> No.2375096

>>2374928
>being this desperate of a codemonkey
>hiring an idea guy on a sentinelese spear sharpening forum

bruh

>> No.2375108

>>2374981
This isn't really doable anymore. The market for smartphone games is oversaturated and there's almost no money in it anymore for anybody who isn't already established at the top.

>>2374989
I certainly will if I see an original idea that sounds like it may actually work.

>>2374994
I have about $60k in crypto right now, but I don't expect that to grow into the millions by the end of the year.

>>2375008
>make a trading exchange
This is an interesting idea that I've thought about doing, but I'm not sure what the regulatory consequences would be. I live in the US and it seems there are laws around operating an exchange.
>make an ICO
Looked into this too, but again, there's all sorts of regulation and due diligence shit that has to be done and I have no understanding of those things.

>>2375038
Yeah, but the thing is that I'm capable of doing the work of those 2 or 3 people. I've worked at a few startups before and always had to do other peoples' work for them because nobody ever pulled their own weight.

>>2375028
>celebrities
That's pretty degenerate, no thanks.

>>2375047
I don't have the capital to invest in real estate.

>> No.2375141

>>2375108
>Looked into this too, but again, there's all sorts of regulation and due diligence shit that has to be done and I have no understanding of those things.

>wants to make a million dollars
>does not want to expend any effort
you're shit outta luck then faggot

>> No.2375148

>>2375053
>add it to an exchange
Doesn't this cost a lot of money? And even then only the shitty low-volume exchanges will add coins if you pay them.

Also, I'd like to develop some kind of coin, but I don't have any original, feasible ideas for one. That's why I'm asking for specific ideas.

>> No.2375175

>>2375108
I take it the startup wasn't successful at all then, imagine for once the quality of a product you could deliver working with a team on par with you

>> No.2375191

>>2375108
>but you have to like learn an do stuff...
Kek. Buy $60k worth of lottery tickets then.

>> No.2375202

>>2374928
Make an Android/IOS game with microtransactions.

>> No.2375204

>>2374928
See this is why autists need a Chad to work under.

>> No.2375206

>>2375141
No, I'm willing to expend lots of effort if it's in an area I have expertise in, or if it's something that can be learned. With ICO's I've tried to do some research, but I haven't been able to find any concrete information on the subject. It almost seems like you need to be on the inside and already know people in crypto to get an ICO off the ground. Please enlighten me if I'm wrong.

>>2375175
Theoretically yeah, but I've come to the conclusion that if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself. Teams are always going to be shit.

>> No.2375225

>>2375148
I have a couple of ideas, OP. Email me with a throwaway: aglannol@protonmail.com

>> No.2375251

>>2375191
Not sure where you got the idea from that I don't want to learn or do anything. Learning is my favorite thing, and if I could actually do that while making money, that would be the ideal situation for me.

>> No.2375255

>>2374928

I have an idea that is only missing my beta autist programmer. I've had programmers want to work on it but couldn't because their jobs got in the way. Have a lawyer willing to work for free for stake in the company when I eventually get the ball rolling. Are you my programmer? HMU on kik if you want - bushwickbi, yes i use it for sexytimes. Prove it's you by posting the last 3 letters of your username here before messaging me.

>> No.2375330 [DELETED] 

I'm also a developer and my employer is in the business of building SaaS applications and racking up those user's monthly fees. Businesses and other developers always need data, so we tap into some raw data, build tools and APIs around it and charge our user's for its use.

Think of sites like viewdns.info or seositecheckup.com

>> No.2375349

>>2375206
>Teams are always going to be shit
Much later in life you'll realize how wrong you were and why you never realized your dream of millions

>> No.2375377

>>2375330
Do those sites actually make money? They look like shit and could easily be recreated in a weekend.

>>2375349
The older I get, the more I realize it's true though. I used to think teams were great back when I was first starting out in my mid 20s, but after actually working with people I've realized nobody gives a shit about anything but themselves and I've become very jaded on the subject.

>> No.2375399 [DELETED] 

>>2375377
They wouldn't be paying me to build them if they didn't make any money.

>> No.2375473

>>2375251
>if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself
This attitude will be a problem getting anywhere. If you're willing to learn - then learn people skills first and foremost. Running any kind of business will require many different areas of expertise that no single person would ever be able to be proficient at simply physically, no matter how smart. Human capital is everything in this world. It's your investors, your clients, your employees. It's the constant swarm of ideas and opportunities around you. Having a great business idea is worthless unless you can actually bring it to life and knowing people in every sense is the one way to do it. You honestly should have already grown out of the autistic Dr. House style delusions by the time you're making that salary.

>> No.2375505

Make app as autistic as you are, put it on the app store, randomly get tons of money from add revenue when you hit a billion downloads.

I'll take my btc
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>> No.2375507
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2375507

pump a yobit shitcoin

>> No.2375511

join the biz ARK delegate pool with a respectable amount of ark in your wallet lmao the first 50 days of forging will be 100% payout to voters while I run the server at a short term loss. The node forges like 422 Ark/day payouts will be weekly and Ark will grow past $1 value certainly

for details see
>>2365515
>>2365515

or talk with us directly at https://discord.gg/ZyM6FZy

see our proposal to arker normies here https://forum.ark.io/topic/341/100-payout-for-first-50-days-biz-sharepool-delegate

We raised more than $446,000 worth of ARK in 4 days at a consistent rate so we're going places fast.

>> No.2375586

>>2375473
>then learn people skills
I can't, I'm an autist. It's basically a mental disability with no treatment available. Thinking I can just "learn people skills" is delusional and isn't going to get me anywhere in life.

>constant swarm of ideas
I haven't seen one viable idea in this thread, let alone out there in the world "around me". Good ideas are really fucking hard to come by. The execution of a product, at least in software, is the easiest part once you actually have a good idea.

>> No.2375590

If I was you I would make my own coin. There is still time to succeed especially if the idea of the coin is new and interesting. I mean there are coins that do absolutely nothing or basically the same as bitcoin and have millions in marketcap. One of your skills is programming, you probably have friends or acquaintances that are programmers. Making it possible to set up a team to create a coin. Your other skill is design, meaning you have the creative capacity to develop a coin. I honestly think this is a plausible option for you.

Hope this helped and seems like the right option!
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>> No.2375635

Make a kikestarter, advertise it appropriately, make your product.

>> No.2375639

>>2375590
I think I do have the ability to do this, but I'm unable to find any resources on the business side of things (ICO's, getting listed on an exchange, etc). Also, I don't have any good ideas for what the coin could do. Not sure if just copying another coin would make any money.

>> No.2375676

>>2375586
>>then train your muscles
>I can't, I'm weak. It's basically a physical disability. Thinking I can just "train my muscles" is delusional and isn't going to get me anywhere in life.
I'm beginning to suspect this whole thread is just fishing for (You)'s.

>> No.2375729

Depending on your level of programming knowledge I wold look in to starting my own coin. Your morals may be questioned here but there are a lot of coins out there with 'reused' code. You have the knowledge in programming and design to facilitate the majority of this on your own. Woke with someone who can assist with the people side of things such as social media. A simple coin (1 billion supply, no premine) with no bullshit will do well. There are a lot of coins out there currently saying they are bringing the latest and unique ideas to the crypto world with no promises. Your coin does not need this. The Ethereum blockchain is becoming increasingly promising. Good luck OP

>> No.2375732

>>2375676
>comparing the inner workings of the human brain, the most complex biological organ in existence, to the simple cell multiplication and expansion that happens from basic mechanical stimulation of muscle fibers
I hope you're trolling.

>> No.2375744

>>2375639
OP, guy with the email address here. Hope you aren't ignoring meee aglannol@protonmail.com . I have tentative game plans you may find interesting. Ok that was last post.

>> No.2375779

>>2375729
I would be able to handle social media stuff myself. I have no problem with human interaction when given the time to type out my thoughts and don't have to physically interact with anybody. What exactly is a "simple coin" though?

>> No.2375794

>>2374928
Bro! I got just the thing!

We take The Novacoin code,clone it, replace any mention of Novacoin with our own coin name, and say we have a genius Uzbeki developer who was invented a new conses algorithm and p2p network technology. we have an ico at 1 satoshi, in which we buy 75% of the coins, and then slowly bleed the crypto community dry with mundane readme file commits and comments randomly inserted into the code.

We can call XtraKikes. (XKS)

>> No.2375851

Develope an app that shows hot girls that work at gas stations... or an add on to something like wayz. Id like an advance please 1KMmTGTxnEjMQ2wyh4GPzhSPdNZATg1n2S

>> No.2375881

I could give you an idea. But why would I give you something worth millions in exchange for a paltry 101k?

I'll split it with you, maybe we make a million each.

>> No.2375891

>>2375779
Simple may not have been the best word to use. I feel that right now, a coin that didn't promise the world would do well. A coin that was just that, a coin. A cryptocurrency that may actually be usable as a form of payment in the near future. No hidden info or empty promises.

>> No.2375901

>>2375108
>oversaturated
confirmed for fucking retard. you'll never be rich.

>> No.2375930

>>2374928
EMA crossover algorithm.
Fuck you pay me.

>> No.2375935

>>2375881
I wouldn't be against this if it's a fair split and we each contribute exactly the same amount of work to it.

>> No.2375952

>>2375732
>but muh completely unrelated bullshit excuse
Dear god, I'm struggling to believe you're not a larping /r9k/ teenager. Every skill is trainable. Go make a fucking effort instead of whining on a board. Yes, you're likely not going to be the great fucking Gatsby. Yes, you can absolutely be good with people if you put in the work instead of making childish excuses for your own fear and laziness.

>> No.2375996

>>2375108
How much have you really looked into making an exchange though op? It would be difficult legally, security wise and effortwise. But I believe a simple minimalist eth backed exchange (as opposed to btc) would be killer. Dude polo makes over half a million dollars a day in trading fees alone going off the volume posted.
Message back if interested in exploring further. I also could contribute a lot. Sounds like were in a similar position.

>> No.2376008

If you know c++ learn unity and unreal and get into virtual reality. Shits hot like crypto.

>> No.2376026

>>2375891
But why would anybody want to use it over any other coin? What would be the selling point?

>>2375901
Have you actually looked at the app store and google play store in the last few years? Right now there are literally 2000 different fidget spinner apps that look and behave exactly identical to each other.

>>2375930
Autism is not treatable. Find me one example of an autist who was able to overcome it and become a successful "people person".

>> No.2376028

>>2375255
Now I'm curious too, I'm gonna msg you

>> No.2376040

>>2376026

Sorry meant to quote >>2375952 instead of >>2375930

>> No.2376042

>>2375935
>>2375935

Of course, that is what contracts are for.

>> No.2376052

>>2376026
>app store
don't talk about shit you don't understand. the mentality doesn't stop at the fucking app store, anybody who uses the word "oversaturated" for a growing market can suck a dick and go back to slaving away for some incompetent boss.

>> No.2376088

Make a crypto, set issuance so that marketcap is still over 1 million at 1 sat. Pay fee to yobit to get listed. Put up tiny sell walls to attract pump and dump groups. Dump on their asses when they get buy orders set up for a few BTC. Rinse and repeat with multiple coins.

>> No.2376093

>>2374928
Not sure how doable this is, but you should try and create an index fund for the top 10-20 coins, and set it up the trade like an etf. It will be like vanguard of crypto.

>> No.2376105

>>2375935
here is my email if you are serious

sandwichbotguy@gmail.com

>> No.2376123
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2376123

>>2376052
Apple app store downloads have been pretty much flat for years now and google play download count isn't that relevant because it's mostly pajeets and other 3rd worlders who are contributing towards that, and they don't spend any money on apps, nor do advertisers pay anything to reach them.

What apps have you made recently that have netted you millions of dollars?

>> No.2376155

>>2376088
This is an intriguing idea, but it looks like yobit doesn't actually guarantee that your coin will be listed even if you pay them the 0.5btc.

>>2376093
Too much regulation around that to be able to do it without having huge amount of capital.

>> No.2376168

>>2376026
>conflating internet slang with actual medical condition
You're not a very smart person, are you.

>> No.2376192

>>2376168
It's a spectrum disorder, and I'm definitely somewhere on that spectrum. I have no problem with calling myself an autist, even if that's not the "correct" medial term for it.

>> No.2376211

>>2376155
Of course they don't "guarantee" it standard legal bullshit. Still they seemingly do list them all anyways, I mean there's tons of coins on there without any information on the coin able to be found anywhere.

>> No.2376213

>>2376123
>my market analysis of a massive global industry includes a bar graph with 6 data points and an assumption about how indians download more apps
>i want to be a millionaire

half of those pajeets are better programmers than you, and aren't mentally retarded. i hired an "elite" programmer for 10k over 3 months. what does your resume look like?

>> No.2376268

>>2374928
>a few million dollars by the end of this year
Slow and steady wins the race, mate. Get a job, job hop every two years for a 30-80% salary increase. Save 80% of your income, invest in 65% stock index funds, 25% bond funds, 10% play money (individual stocks, REIT, more crypto, startup investing, peer to peer, ...)

I don't want your money. I want you to consider a solid track instead of a hype.

>> No.2376293

>>2376213
>half of those pajeets are better programmers than you
Stopped reading there. You sound like a larper who's never actually worked with indians or even in the industry at all. And you never answered my question. What game have you sold recently on an app store that's brought in at least $1 million in revenue?

>> No.2376314

>>2376213
Seconding this.

If you don't have a 6-figure day job or freelance job as a programmer atm, you're not that good at programming.

Design should pay you between $40 and $150 an hour. I am a freelance designer at the very bottom of the skill scale (and I suck at self-management too) and I earn $45/hour.

>> No.2376343

Make an actually good game and pay a niche streamer to play it. Use ads to speed up in game processes and have often periodic deals. Doesn't need to be complicated just simple but smart

>> No.2376346

>>2374928
>>2375779
Based on your post, you indeed are a literal autist that doesn't have a clue how to interact with people, most especially a business partner. Just because you can type your thoughts out doesn't mean those thoughts are any good at conveying any type of message or meaning.

Second of all, you did not even specify what languages you know, how well you know them, or provide any idea of your previous work. Link a portfolio, what the hell can you build? Back end? Front end? What type of design? Do you even understand design? Why should I believe you.

I'm a successful entrepreneur and CEO. Why should I just give you one of my ideas and in return I get a small pittance of the profit and you make millions? How do you plan to market this "future thing" you've built? How do you plan to get people excited about this "idea that you're going to build." Why is anything you do going to be better? How many hours are you ready to put in? What is "equal work"? If you're only paid 80k a year right now, and I am closing deals that are worth 10s of millions, but I'm spending half the time that you do, then whose work is more valuable?

What are your interests? How many products have you brought to market? Things that make millions solve millions of people's problems (most usually), do you understand people's problems?

If you're just in it for money, just build a day trading python bot and put it work on currencies. Second of all if you really want to be taken seriously then link your github, what the hell can you even do?

>> No.2376380

>>2376268
>job hop every two years for a 30-80% salary increase
That's not how it works though. There's a limit to how much you can be paid as a wagecuck, and it's pretty low. For example, as a programmer you're probably never going to make much more than $150k/year. There are exceptions of course, but they're very rare and usually involve working more in management than actually programming.

>>2376314
I do though. I was making $120k/year in 2016, but I left that for a 100% remote job that pays $80k/year and consumes much less of my time. I basically work for 10 hours a week while looking like I work a full 40 hours. But it's still wagecuckery and a shitty thing to have to waste any amount of time on.

>> No.2376404

>>2376293
says the guy who doesn't know how to use his "skills," doesn't know how to talk to people, and thinks that millionaires are made overnight.

any ownership of a business goes out the window with your self diagnosed brain damage and negative attitude. your options as a regular dipshit computer guy are to get into a startup with equity, or to become an angel investor with a technical advantage. don't bother making another excuse, there are literally billions of people like you and you're predictable as fuck.

>> No.2376405

>>2376192
>here's a bullshit label to excuse yourself never trying hard enough
Thanks for actually confirming being an /r9k/ teen. This thread was mildly entertaining. Keep it on your home board next time, though, please.

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2376433

> you put out an ad on a gay porn site
> latest and greatest in intrusive dildos
> "does what no other can do until now"
> "latest and greatest in sexual technology"
> "guaranteed results or your money back" - all of that nonsense
> such dildos cost $70 a pop - a snip for the pleasure they're giving the recipients
> after a period of perhaps 2-3 days after the buyer's money clears
> you send the buyer a cheque to their address as a refund with the company name on it
> Ass Tickler's Faggot Fan Club
> you apologise saying you couldn't get the supplies and they're out of stock
> now you see how many people cash that cheque
> not a single soul

> because who wants their bank manager to know they tickle ass when they're not paying in cheques... :3

>> No.2376444

>>2376380
>I was making $120k/year in 2016

For how long? If you've had a job (assuming starting at $50k) since 2012 and knew about saving & investing, the bull market should have brought you very close to a million already. Peeps with $80k year are at $700k saved and invested.

>> No.2376458

>>2376433
They won't cash the cheque, but you've got the minerals to open an account in that name. Fagt.

>> No.2376461

>>2376433
GENIUS

>> No.2376462

>>2376404
>he still hasn't answered the question

>> No.2376473

>>2376380
You're complaining about 10 hours a week? Fuck off. What type of programming is it? What company?

>> No.2376477

>>2376444
Sadly, I didn't start buying crypto until about a month ago. Biggest regret in my life was not listening to /biz/ a year ago when ETH was $10 and I had tens of thousands to invest.

>> No.2376478

>>2376433
>bash org quotes in 2017
Why am I still on this site.

>> No.2376504

>>2376477
I'm talking about Bogleheads style investing.

Crypto is speculation, not investing.

>> No.2376505
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2376505

>>2374928
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security architect

>> No.2376540

>>2376504
>Bogleheads
I don't know what that is, but I don't see how it would be possible to make anything close to a million in a few years investing in anything other than crypto.

>> No.2376551

>>2374928
Ok OP, listen.

Get involved in NLP and start scraping retail website for reviews. Once you have trained your algorithm enough, start offering your services to small/medium companies.


As you are scraping the data, you can do some clustering and classification to see better how are 5 star reviews formed.


This is the hottest under the radar shit. Reply to me if you want to discuss it further.

>> No.2376575

>>2376551
I don't get it, what is the actual service being offered with this?

>> No.2376597

>dear guys I'm a lazy and stupid mediocrity
>tell me what people do with their lives so I can share a rationalization for my inability to do it
good thread. consider suicide.

>> No.2376607

>>2376597
>I'm a lazy and stupid mediocrity
Nice english pajeet.

>> No.2376609

>>2376575
Writing high level customer feedback and data analysis of the company's product.

You basically train an algorithm to write high level reviews while analyzing WHY the costumers rated the product highly.

It may sound dumb but TESCO( Walmart for amerifags) invested 1/2 mil in a company which does this.

>> No.2376628

>>2376609
Wouldn't an algorithm that writes fake reviews be illegal though?

>> No.2376643

>>2376346
He's not asking for a business partner. He's asking for an idea from someone who would otherwise get 0$ for their idea. For example, this is someone who would otherwise get 0$ for their idea
>>2375881

but good post otherwise, just misses the mark a bit.

>> No.2376666

>>2376607
the phrase is perfectly correct, but thanks for further confirming your intellectual handicap. get off my board and go back to discussing vidya in whatever den of underage autismos you crawled out of.

>> No.2376669

>>2376628
nope, why it should be?:)

10tb hard disks and a good algorithm n you're good to go.

>> No.2376708

>>2374928

Heres an idea, I imagine you could make millions BUT I am not sure if the amount of work is too much for just one guy:

Learn to code in Solidity (Programming language of Ethereum). Develop a dApp - this is the tough part because I don't have too much knowledge about this field or what has been done yet/can be done. Anyway a good idea how to utilize the blockchain and you are set for sucess if you manage to gather some other good developers and experts around you.

While doing that you might want to consider putting up an application here https://academy.consensys.net/ and get started in the blockchain buisiness, while also having the reptation with the dApp you are working on or even finished.

Again I'm not an expert in this field but I believe that blockchain technology is the future and working in this field should open up great opportunities if you are good.

>> No.2376745

>>2376708
>I'm not an expert in this field
>I believe that blockchain technology is the future
Those two always go hand in hand.

>> No.2376746

>>2376708
Yes, but what will the dapp actually do? I would be able to write it myself, I just don't have any original ideas that I think could succeed.

>> No.2376758

>>2376746
care to try out my idea?

>Do I get any btc for this haha?

>> No.2376786

>>2376758
Sorry, I don't think I have enough expertise in that field to be able to even build that. Natural language processing is an entirely separate field that doesn't really align with my experience as a dev.

>> No.2376815

>>2376786
well you come in here all cocky about software eng and stuff.

Start looking into NLP and image processing. That surely will boost your salary drastically :)

>> No.2376837
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>>2374928
This is what I am building. We could always work on it together - and i get the 1k.

>> No.2376877

>>2374928
if you want to make serious money with your skills
you're going to have to programm an app

to keep it /biz/ coin related recreate blockfolio with buy/sell feature
save loging information for diffrent sites and have a single programm for managing your funds and investments

make it simple enough for normies and some major company will buy it 2 weeks after launch for a couple of billions

>> No.2376889

>>2376837
shit dude... you're poor as fuck
im a fucking wage cuck and even i have 700+

>> No.2376902

>>2376815
It's a big field though. My experience is in building mobile apps, web apps, server architecture, UI design, branding, and a little bit of game dev experience.

>>2376837
This might actually be a good idea. But how do you plan to make money on this when blockfolio is free? How does blockfolio make any money for that matter?

>> No.2376907

>>2376889
I literally started a week ago - and started building this app 4 days ago.

>> No.2376923

>>2376877
You must be thinking about my app?>>2376837

>> No.2376931

>>2376923
alt folio is not your ap you LARPING faggot

>> No.2376951

>>2376902
I am not to sure yet - I don't want to go down the ad path. And i definitely don't want to charge people to use it.

Ideas?

>> No.2376974

>>2376931
Ummm... it is. Actually. Feel free to contact me at thebitcoinpricebot@gmail.com

>> No.2376987

>>2376902
how about a "kill trump app"
niggers and second hand people will pay top dollar for it

you're bound to have enourmous media attention
>>2376974
nah it's oky enjoy the ride buddy

>> No.2376993

>>2374928
I have plenty of very good ideas that I'm willing to share, as I don't have the skill set to bring them to fruition. Send me like 1 satoshi and we can communicate through our wallets as it's more secure and leaves out the risk of exposing your identity to people phishing for information on this site -

1CTdDx9bU5upBS8mWZ3JS8F1xBAgLU6UZo

>> No.2377171

>>2376993
you just have to be retarded

>> No.2377297

>>2374928
OP, I actually have the perfect thing for someone with programming. And it is a project that only needs one person.

First, check out the gekko trading bot at https://github.com/askmike/gekko.. It works well, I've made a bit of money with it. However, the best successes I have had come from writing custom strategies for it. It's design in a way where it is extremely easy to program custom strategies, but you need to have some programming and mathematical knoweldge which I lack.

So make your strategy, backtest it, then run it live. That simple. Even without a custom coded strategy I've found some settings that can earn 50-150% per month.

Anyone who reads this and decides to do it, send me XMR. 43rboV7EbEjR1xgMhQARS1FQ8PbmCQq1n5WwAgh6V9mrRHgXYBq6UET2k5y2apuaRDZ1ibvSmi6MUfUwNeCGKg3r3i1hLtc

>> No.2377327

>>2376745
I don't know how to code in Solidity or any other programming language, so what?
Does that mean I am uncapable of seeing the great value in blockchains? I'm 100% positive that >95% of this board probably including you are the same, yet everybody is hyped about the future.

>> No.2377427

>>2377327
>I don't fully understand what blockchain is and how it works
>but all the other tards around are very excited and cheerful so it must be the Future™
Do you even hear yourself talk?

>> No.2377462

>>2376837
And still this - you will all thank me later

>> No.2377468

>>2374928
Money doesn't buy happiness. Just be yourself

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>> No.2377487

>>2377462
1Nvw1hzUiqLfzitttNsrRm2gLPDg2d6ukY - Some things need to be done in order to survive

>> No.2377496

>>2377427
i can't write assembly language, but i can see computers are the future
dumdum

>> No.2377558

Bittrex phone trading app so you can buy/sell on your phone, API's available on bittrex so just need a good platform.

>> No.2377560

Memehut.com.

You sell Pepe-themed mugs, posters, t-shirts, plushies, you name it, along with wojack merchandise and any other meme material you see fit for the store. Advertise on 4chan, r/4chan to get the redditor traffic, facebook, and have banner ads on various websites.

I've thought about doing this for some time but I'm just too busy to. Email me at jumpheavy@gmail.com if you're interested (I own the domain and can sell it to you for a low price)

>> No.2377570

>>2377558
Again... that is what this is about to be - hopefully >>2376837

I am the sole developer of it

>> No.2377578

>>2374928
You need to start making connections.If you do know the right people u dont even need to be a good at your job.
Talk to everyone and try to ask them what they do etc...

>> No.2377601

>>2374928
Step 1: stop giving away $1000 to internet trolls
Step 2: Be $1000 dollar richer than if you had decided to make that choice.

Repeat.

>> No.2377609

>>2377496
Computers are the present for half a century already. You can't see shit, hence the only thing you can spout out is "le Future" non-statement.

>> No.2377628

1337.

>> No.2377636

>>2377570
Hope you make something of it cause I know a lot of people would use it, also having one wallet for all altcoins which is not an exchangewallet is great! Keep up the good work.

>> No.2377657

>>2374928
take out a credit card in a relative's name, buy as much ETH as you can, wait, pay it off, cancel it.

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>> No.2377668

Make an exchange that is normie friendly

>> No.2377682

>>2375108
>make a trading exchange
>This is an interesting idea that I've thought about doing, but I'm not sure what the regulatory consequences would be. I live in the US and it seems there are laws around operating an exchange.

Don't include USD and don't domiciliate your company in the US. An alt exchange from the Virgin Islands could avoid many regulations.

Your biggest problem would be getting an userbase, but as anon mentioned, there's a huge niche to be filled in discouraging bots.

>> No.2377685

>>2377636
I can only do my best - not going to please everyone here

>> No.2377698

>>2377427
yeah i don't *fully* understand it, I'm not reading the underlying code - do i really have to? I'm talking about the technology and its use cases
same with computers, did you have to be a genius to know that not having to do calculations by hand anymore is going to have a big impact?

>> No.2377701

>>2377685
Meh, as long as you keep working I bet it will turn out great!

>> No.2377725

>>2377701
There has been a lot of support here for it since i first posted it - and it has changed a fair bit...

Thanks again

>> No.2377757

>>2377725
I for one am excited to see your work, keep us posted!

>> No.2377825

We need a trusted person like you, please look at BananaFund, it's a crowdfunding marketplace for biz ideas. It's like cryptocurrency but tokens are for funded projects (can be traded on internal marketplace). We can be independent from Bitcoin prices and market crash in altcoins. The owner of this project raised ~$600k (as ITO: Initial token Offering) to build the platform. It's still not ready and the tokens now are worth around 20%. If he did it, why you can't? It's so simple for someone with programming skills. Own marketplace, no ICO problems with cryptocurrencies (regulations etc.). Btw. the owner is USA based. He probably used the money to trade on Poloniex... actually around $1m+ in balance. - My mail: Sebarichs |a^t|
gmail.com (I'm a programmer and web designer since 2006, I was one of the first persons in Bitcoin space...).

>> No.2377840

>>2377698
>big impact
Thanks for another virtual non-statement. I'm not sure if you're purposefully being obtuse or are genuinely too daft to understand that saying "X will affect our lives" is literally saying nothing.

>> No.2377866

>>2374928
Make a forex trading bot, from what I understand it's not that hard if you use forex ninja. Have fun

>> No.2378106

>>2377840
okay then, lets just leave it at that. I came here to give OP an idea, whether he wants to do it is his choice
if you see that different you are free to do so, but I stand by my statement that I think this will be a profitable buisiness and job market in the future (even though I'm not an mighty enlightend programmer with the ability to read code like you)

>> No.2378212

I had an idea about making a P2P app for distributed crowdsourced risk pooling (insurance)

>> No.2378293

>>2378106
It wasn't about seeing it differently, it was about the fact that you need to base your assumptions and predictions on some rational understanding of the very thing you're discussing. You don't need to go into code technicalities to understand fundamental principles and limitations of blockchain and it's possible scope of applications. You've talked a lot but didn't once utter anything more concrete than "it's teh future", which can mean anything or nothing at all. I'm not disputing your point, but simply highlighting you didn't make any point at all.

>> No.2378637
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>>2374928

> I have skills in a profitable field

> I'm a beta autist when it comes to interacting with people

Well then you're fucked. The latter is much more important than the former. I don't care what you do, 99% of careers in life you're gonna need to be able to talk confidently with people and in front of people if you wanna make millions.

So becoming more socially proficient should be your chief goal.

I own a business and I can tell you with certainty if I was not confident and charming with customers my business would go fucking nowhere.

>> No.2378689

>>2378637
This.

>> No.2378948

If anyone knew how to make a million in a few months, they wouldn't tell you how to do it for $1,000

>> No.2378985

>>2374928

Ok OP hear me out, this is a serious idea. You'll just take the concept of tinder, swiping people you like. But for musicians. So people can make a profile, which instrument they play how close they are to your position. This shit will be golden for people who want to jam and make a few songs.

You're welcome.

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>> No.2379201

>>2374928
anon, I have the best idea I stumbled upon the other day. It requires programming skills and patience. But you actually can not lose this way. Please email me at sendmebeermoney2@gmail.com

>> No.2379621

1) Lucky 4chan
An optimized all-inclusive website sharing php forum, imageboard, reddit, Facebook layout with the click of a digital button.
Registration will keep quality in check and anonymity will dispel circlejerkers. Optionally OPs will be able to mod their own threads and set them to private for their anonymous friends.
With an account you can save your favourite memes, greentext, snappy comebacks to a cloud.
1)B you will have to buy 4chan and transition everyone to the next generation 4chan.
1)/tg/ a browser application that allows you to play Pathfinder directly on your favourite website.

2) A mmorpg hentai game with some comfy gameplay similar to Harvest Moon, Runescape, Minecraft with an economy that let's you buy shops, ships, islands, countries similar to Entropia Online or Puzzle Pirates.
It would be a social mmo because you can suggest/force your players to hang out together for rewards, money, unobtainables. Like a high lvl hanging out with a newbie will give them both rewards.

3)A puzzle Candy Crush game that actually let's you have some fun before you get addicted to it. Simply give extra

>> No.2379659

>>2374928

Create your own coin and shill it on here. You'll be fucking rich. Doesn't matter if you're an autist, in fact that's even better (look at ETH).

>> No.2379715

>>2374928
I got an idea for a mobile game. its based on what I used to do as a little kid when I was bored. it involves walnut trees

>> No.2379767

>>2374942
>(((This)))

>> No.2379789

>>2379621
Simply give 2 moves per round(actual move) and don't reset the pieces. This really worked great for puzzle pirates (if the idiots hadn't made every mini game so limited and so demanding with scoring 7 combos in one row)

Make another one. A 3D puzzle game set in space where you have to make combos out of asteroids, black holes, Saturn's rings, Jupiter's moons, set Neptune ablaze into a new star.

And another puzzle type game involving bees and spiders. It's going to be real time multiplayer. You'll get invasion offers and you'll have to protect your beehives and sabotage the rest of the beekepepers with hornets, wasps, spiders. You'll be able to buy special bees and pick your bee race. Plus a mini game of truffle hunting.

4) Just remake Minecraft, but make it good. Call it Adventurecraft where you're forced to build in specific locations and it spawns combat and survival scenarios for you. Code it in C++
5) Please make a multiplayer Zoo Tycoon or Sims Space Station/Space Colony.
6)A good 3D Space Station 13.

And yes most of these things are common stuff which I and many others would love to have and throw money at to have it. That is why I am telling you these ideas in the first place. That's why they're not original.

>> No.2381324

>>2376346
where would you go for help with programming an idea as an entrepreneur? I have 0 skills in coding or making apps but have 15 years in selling technical engineer products and even some programs that support products.

I have some ideas for applications and even distributed ledger applications for industrial/corporate use but don't have a ton of capital to put into hiring someone.