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23732325 No.23732325 [Reply] [Original]

Whats poppin bois I'm ready to stack that ca$h
>be me
>18y/o zoomer /pol/ lurker
>finished highschool this year
>uncle gave me job at gasstation
>made 1400$
>still living wth parents
>spent 20$ on V bucks
>ready to go all in with the remaining cash
I'll drop my whole income on the most convincing reply, aka best spoonfed.

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23732364

>>23732325
This shit is fuckin' mooning. It's called Penguin Party fish, it launched a few days ago and it's made me so much money.

It's a meta-governance token and they've got some big plans. Get in on the ground floor!

https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x30BCd71b8d21FE830e493b30e90befbA29de9114

And here's a news article FROM COINDESK that mentioned this coin:
https://www.coindesk.com/uniswap-dharma-retroactive-uni-airdrop-defi-governance

>> No.23732373

>>23732325
Dogecoin is the new hot shit bro. Guaranteed 100x.

>> No.23732460

Oh Jesus you are going to lose all your money.
Just go BTC/ETH//LINK and throw $100 on a shitcoin if you must.

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>>23732364
thx bruh maybe i'll split pot and put 50% of my assests into this
Need more spoonfeed on other coins REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.23732479

margin trade 100x, zoomer
guaranteed way to make it

>> No.23732481

>>23732325
https://smartcredit.io/

>> No.23732488

>>23732460
This is the smartest choice, but we all know OP isn't going to listen

>> No.23732494

>>23732460
dude i'm 18 I'm ready to go all in
I got plenty of time to recover in case I fuck up

>> No.23732506

>>23732325
Heard about Bitcoin (BTC)?

>> No.23732522

>>23732506
isn't it too late to get into this?

>> No.23732573

>>23732325
i know a hand full of good coins
have been trading since i was 15, I'm 18 now and can confidently say that I'm up 17000% this year
if you need to ask you're ngmi

stick to this kiddo
>>23732460

>> No.23732576

>>23732494
Do what you want big man

>> No.23732580

>>23732325
I fucking hate this website

>> No.23732634

>>23732325
>zoomer newfag
GO BACK AND NEVER RETURN

>> No.23732670

>>23732573
No fucking 18 yr old says kiddo you derranged 40 yo manchild that still lives in his ex wifes parents basement.

>> No.23732704

>>23732522
Look at gold's market cap, then look at BTC's market cap. There's a long way to go.

>> No.23732747

>>23732573
give tips

>> No.23732749

>>23732670
do you want an id you fucking retard
i picked that up from browsing here for longer than I should have, also I'm not a native speaker so i tend to pick up weird sht
i was born in 2002, kiddo

>> No.23732774

>>23732747
i hate this, every time I go into a thread with the intention not to reveal anything, other anons make me do it
ticker starts with p and has a blue logo, lurk more

>> No.23732869

>>23732774
its ok im young faggot too. just to be sure is it the one with six letters?

>> No.23732941

>>23732869
3 characters

>> No.23732980

>>23732325
You have just invited indian scammers into your thread
Enjoy losing 100% of your money

>> No.23733004

>>23732325
just put it all in on bitcoin brah. then leave this place and never come back for 10 years. then check btc.