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BIDEN VICTORY IMMINENT edition. This is a bear trap disguised as a bull trap.
Those who bet on Biden (America) and won, you should load up on some TQQQ with your winnings.

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https://finance.yahoo.com/

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https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
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https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>Previous
>>23717685

>> No.23718743

Fuck you and Fuck Biden

>> No.23718752

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1324012341458075648
https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1323999569466789889

WADS DIS ARR ABOOoT?

>> No.23718755

So buy SPY puts right?

>> No.23718757
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>>23718743

>> No.23718762

GME NEEDS to recover I have so much to lose and so much lost already

>> No.23718763

When is it safe to buy back intel??

>> No.23718770

>>23718763
>Intcel

>> No.23718774

>>23718763
Not today

>> No.23718777

Sorry for making NIO dip, bros

>> No.23718781
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POWERFUL AND DEVESTATING BALLOT DUMPS!
TRUMP STATUS: QUAKING!

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nvda

>> No.23718789

>>23718763
>intel
Why intel and not just AMD?

>> No.23718790
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23718790

Time to go all-in in Chinese Tech

>> No.23718791

So we're getting SPY puts right?

>> No.23718793

>>23718762
don't tell me you bought yesterday anon
why would you buy GME on a green day, you know it always doomps right after it poomps

>> No.23718795

>>23718782
>pineapplebrap

hnnggggg

>> No.23718796

>cant catch a break with stocks
>cant get a job
>my vote doesnt seem to matter
Why do I even bother trying to make money. I can't seem to win in those faucets. Even try for a season warehouse job. Various shifts available. Okay I want weekends only, they want 6 days a week. Why'd I even go to college. All my work experience isn't even helping me get a higher level job with good pay that isn't a surveillance state. Where do this anons get jobs where they only work 1 hour and I'm busting my back at a desk with sweat coming down my forehead and visibly exhausted by eod!?

>> No.23718803

HOLY SHIT the PA Governor just told everyone that theyre accepting overseas votes until late next week. What the fuck clownworld is this? are we gonna be voting until christmas??? WTF.

>> No.23718807
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23718807

>>23718738
Whoever made this thread doesn’t realize we are in the blowoff phase

>> No.23718810

>>23718779 From the previous thread.
Brez, I just bought BABA. What else should I purchase if I want to short Burgerstan? Already have PLTR, FB, AMZN... Alibaba is actually a good company, used to buy stuff there, quite popular in my home country. Also, I think BABA won't be affected by endless stimulus talks and Europe lockdowns, right?

>> No.23718812

>>23718738
>accumulated TQQQ last week
GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR TOM

>> No.23718814
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Looks like a win for China - and Russia too for that matter. Sad day in America. They'll keep "delivering" ballots, whether postmarked or not, whether signatures match or not, until the Trump loss is cemented. 232 tariffs are gone, back to unchecked China subsidies and massive pollution. But that's "good for consumers and steel users" so no problem, right? Plus, we'll be "green" now (sarcasm), have much higher gas prices (that's patriotic of course), and Russia will benefit greatly from higher oil prices.

Go long CLF

http://twitch.tv/cowo

>> No.23718820

FIRED
KEK

>> No.23718818
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23718818

Last chance to buy BABA under 300

>> No.23718824
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23718824

You fucks told me to hold SWBI and Ruger. What now?

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>>23718743
I am 100% with you on this

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NIO

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23718828

Riding with Biden, he's gonna give the niggers gibs and that send tech stocks to the moon.

Keep them enslaved, for the betterment of the market.

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Who ride here?

>> No.23718837

>>23718755
>So buy SPY puts right?
of course – my SPY puts got shat on today but in the short term (2+ weeks) we're gonna see a massive drop

>> No.23718838
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>>23718790
but thats U

>> No.23718840

>>23718807
Nigger we are still on mania, the near 0 interest rate will keep the money in the market for 2 more years, chill the fuck out and buy every dip until then

>> No.23718844

>>23718807
Yeah, but they are crushing my puts now. I don't need fear in 2 month, I need it now.

>> No.23718847

>>23718803
What the fuck are even doing, burgerbros. Here in Europe, by 20h-21h on election day, you get the results. You have an excuse because you have a far wider timezeone, but it shouldn't take more than 24h, and it's already stretching it. How can such an unorganized country be the leading one is beyond me.

>> No.23718854

>>23718807
>He thinks the FEDs will let a collapse happen.

Niggah this isn't TSLA.

>> No.23718853 [DELETED] 

>>23718814
kys nigger

>> No.23718855

Oh no... Me bought NAK and RGR this week... Me stayed up drinking ng and ordered mcdonalds celebrating daddy Trump win and now me brain feel bad and me talk funny and have to be hungover poor wagie... No no no no no no no no no

>> No.23718856

Doesn't Trump basically just need PA and Nevada to win, is that really improbable?

>> No.23718857

Why is Nevada stopping counting?

>> No.23718859
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>>23718743

>> No.23718861

>>23718856
PA is easy, NV is impossible

>> No.23718863

>>23718796
get an entry level job just to get some $$ your way. Move up from there

>> No.23718866

>>23718796
Also no i didnt take the job

>> No.23718869
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>>23718782
amd

>> No.23718871

>>23718856
If he gets Michigan and PA he wins

>> No.23718877

>imagine not having bet on biden
>imagine shorting the US market
literally free money wtf

>> No.23718883

>>23718863
>entry level job
I rarely get called for those even with 3 years work experience.

>> No.23718884
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>>23718869
Stop posting trannies you fucking faggot.

>> No.23718890

>GME
Thanks, Biden.

>> No.23718891
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>>23718803
Not what he said.
You faggots are just being disingenuous.

Meanwhile you literally have proof of trying to trash mailin ballots to prevent Georgia from flipping.

You cheated and STILL LOST KEK

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>>23718869
your amd wont matter when youre locked up for saving pics of an underaged tranny

>> No.23718894

>>23718796
Please just wage slave or something, we need wagies thanks.

Your not cut out to trade.

>> No.23718898
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23718898

UVXY and SQQQ game plan? Should I sell it all, go all in PLTR and SPY and not open my account in a year from now?

>> No.23718899

why did I sell NIO last week

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23718900

Told you guys days in advance if you want literally free money bet on Biden

>> No.23718903

>>23718856
Nevada impossible. Rest of it is mail-in and that's pretty much Democrat. PA maybe, still a ton of mail-in.

But Biden is slated to win WI, MI, and NV from mail-in counts so PA doesn't matter in the end.

>> No.23718902

>>23718884
>filter => Image MD5

>> No.23718904

So the Senate stays roughly the same.

I know mouthbreathers only see the Presidental election... but does Biden matter if he's old and Senate isnt on his side?

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>> No.23718912

>>23718847
counting am hard

>> No.23718914
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IT KEEPS RISING

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>>23718884
Don't talk to me like that and I'll consider it

>> No.23718921

>>23718898
It's like 500 bucks who cares. Maybe just get a job or something lol.

Sell and buy something passive?

>> No.23718923
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>>23718807
Whoever made this post doesn't realize we've been over the blowoff phase since March. Smart money may have not yet done accumulating but we're now in awareness phase.

>> No.23718926

>>23718898
You fucking hold, anon. It's a bull trap

>> No.23718931

>>23718891
US system is so fucked. It's not that hard to have a functioning election.

>> No.23718936
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>>23718898
I sold already

>> No.23718939

Any one know why PLIN has a huge buy wall at 0.86 ( 400k) currentely at 0.87

>> No.23718941

>>23718807
We have been in Mania since 2008. This whole graph does not make much sense for when you are talking about a FED backed market.

>> No.23718955

>>23718902
thanks fren

>> No.23718960
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>>23718921
That’s my entire portfolio though kek

>> No.23718968

>>23718738
shill me a decent penny stock

>> No.23718970

BABA absolutely flying

>> No.23718971
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23718971

Wow
Pic related might actually happen..

>> No.23718974

holy fuck NIO what the hell

>> No.23718980
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Say it with me: President Joseph R. Biden

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23718982

>That SPY vs bonds
Someone is wrong here.

>> No.23718984

>>23718941
>We have been in Mania since 2008.
Uh, no lol. We've fixed the problem in 2008, so what's happening in the markets now is totally unrelated to 2008. Wake the fuck up man.

>> No.23718986

>>23718971
Are you from the future? Where'd you get that picture of the actual election results?

>> No.23718994

>>23718980
President sleepy Joe

>> No.23718995

>>23718968
I’m going with CMLS for today. Someone shilled it earlier and I’ve made $1.1K with penny stocks before by listening to biz

>> No.23718997

Thank God I FOMOed almost all in NIO (90%).
Other 10% JMIA

>> No.23719008

Better lock in those cap gains before the taxes go up!!

>> No.23719010

>>23718986
wat
it's just the current projections + those already declared

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Bought some BABA. Did I fuck up?

>> No.23719014

>>23718980
Joseph R. $$$$Biden

>> No.23719015

>>23718980
>implying Biden doesn’t die at 78 years old and it becomes President Kamala Harris

>> No.23719021

What's up with gme today? I'm not looking at folio till 4

>> No.23719022

>>23719013
No, especially if Biden wins

>> No.23719025

>>23718960
pretty sad desu if you're pulling retard trades with your entire account and you dont have actual investments not in RH

>>23719010
if 4chan is on the tier of youtube comment intelligence, people dont understand what projections are

>> No.23719030

>>23718980
The bobos are seething hard haha, oh bobo where are you!!!

>> No.23719040
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Shoutout to the autist who bought my GME at $14 a share

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>>23719013
>he didnt bought yesterday
but you are still gonna make it

>> No.23719050

>>23719025
although there are a LOT of retards ITT, our collective IQ is actually pretty high
not sure what you're getting at here

>> No.23719051

>>23718982
no in clown market everything rises together

>> No.23719054

>>23719021
It’s at $4

>> No.23719059

>>23719040
I bought at 15.5

>> No.23719062

YES I'M THE GOOKPOSTER THAT BOUGHT THOSE SQQQ CALLS YESTERDAY

WHY IN THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THE MARKET UP

CNBC SAYS "MARKET RALLIES WITH ELECTION UNCERTAINTY"

SINCE WHEN DOES ELECTION UNCERTAINTY CAUSE A BULL, FUCK THIS FAKE FUCKING BULLSHIT

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23719065

I'm bored. Only an idiot would actually put money in the market right now. How do you pass the time?

>> No.23719071

>>23719040
based GME swing trader
>>23719046
>>23719022
I figured better late than never. I feel late as fuck for NIO though. I keep waiting for it to dip, but it keeps going up. I should've bought at 20s.

>> No.23719072

El Presidente Comrade Joseph motha fucking $$$ R. fucking bling bling Biden$$$$

>> No.23719075

>>23719065
He looks like he gives a mean blowjob

>> No.23719080
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>>23719015
This is the absolute worst case scenario. And I also think it will actually happen.

>> No.23719085

>NIO
>XPEV
>Li Auto
I warned you! I warned you for a month! To those that listened, congrats!! :^)

>> No.23719090

Hey Ameribros,
What personal information do you have to give to a broker like RH to open an account?

>> No.23719097

>>23718869
>>23718916
>>23719065
yo, that's a nigga

>> No.23719098

>>23719085
I'm in NIO since july, how's XPEV? I'm thinking about investing into them

>> No.23719103

>>23718982
explain to a brainlet pls

>> No.23719104

>>23719090
You need an ID and social security number

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>>23719065
gonna post a thot for every tranny that gets posted in these threads

also holy FUCK BABA is on a MOON MISSION

>> No.23719109
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23719119

>>23719090
same stuff you would have to give to a bank to open an account

>> No.23719124

>>23719109
*breathes in*


HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>23719106
For every thot posted I'm posting an even uglier tranny.

>> No.23719130

>>23719109
I held SQQQ overnight and seeing you lose money makes it all worth it.

>> No.23719133

>>23719098
XPEV is the 'new NIO'
half the market-cap, very solid production
backed by AliBaba / big names
NIO is already pretty large - currently high valuation than General Motors (is this true in reality? Not at this stage I don't think so.. just a hyped future valuation)

>> No.23719145

>>23718891
/pol/ called this fraud literally weeks ago lmao. Democraps are so predictable.

>> No.23719149

>>23719125
gay

>> No.23719150

>>23719130
at least they weren't sqqq calls, mine are down 95% today

>> No.23719155

>>23719106
>you will never be a hollywood exec and get Isabella Moner to sleep with you
>you will never get to make a moner boner joke with her
feels bad man

>> No.23719159

>>23719133
Yeah NIO's market cap is getting insanely high.. Thanks for the info though, I'll think about putting some cash into XPEV, I'll look up some more stuff about them

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>>23719109
there you are, was wondering where you are hiding

>> No.23719170

Why...are we pumping...again...for the fourth consecutive day

>> No.23719183

>>23719162
>Meeting women at the bar
I would rather start reading the bible and go to church.
Anyway, buy NIO

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>>23719125

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>>23719170
Tired if winning?

>> No.23719199

Oil continues to the midwit play of the decade

>> No.23719208

>buy NIO at 38.60
>refresh
>38.40

oooof course.

>> No.23719211

bears btfo again

it's so beautiful

>> No.23719213

>>23719162
I went to a party on halloween and apparently was hanging around some girl really drunk and she was like You're coming onto me really strong, just so you know I'm in a happy relationship......out loud. Last time I'm ever friendly to a slut, ruined my night

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>>23719170
B/c a Biden, Trump, and Harris presidency has already been priced in.

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>>23719184
>>23719197

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>>23719183
i am up 45% so far

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>>23719184
Anon, please, this is a blue board and its only the Fourth of November!

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>>23719162
What that anon described as smart dating advice was actually how to be the most annoying person in the bar.
>>23719184
Actually a good looking thot

>> No.23719229

so i guess it pays off to be a permabull, huh

>> No.23719233

>>23719216
POOPA
GUNNY

>> No.23719237

>>23719170
Bull trap or market correction. It can all come to an end if Trump simply says “You will not replace me”

>> No.23719238

>>23719150
We will make it bro

>> No.23719241

>>23719208
This is a very FOMO friendly stock, just stay calm
t. in since 12$

>> No.23719245

>just woke up
HAHAHAHAHHA
*breathes in*
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Retards who sold everything to “buy back in after the election” literally BTFO

>> No.23719247

>>23718738
uh... anyone notice the Wisconsin vote count doesnt line up with the registered voter count?

>> No.23719251

>>23719197
Anon teach me your ways.

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>>23719226
pardon me

>> No.23719255

>>23719159
Another thing about NIO:
https://cntechpost.com/2020/10/01/behind-the-10-fold-spike-in-nios-stock-price/#:~:text=NIO's%20total%20investment%20costs%20were,costs%20can%20not%20be%20reduced
>Why did the Hefei government save NIO?
>In order to get the financing, NIO needs to achieve "NIO China's 2020 revenue of 14.8 billion RMB and 2024 revenue of 120 billion RMB (6-8 models on the market)".
>NIO's total revenue for this year is not yet known. Even if the average price of each NIO vehicle reaches RMB 300,000, it will require an annual sales volume of more than 400,000 units, which is double the current annual sales volume of Cadillac and Lexus in China.

NIO is currently producing around 5,000 units a month.. a long ways away from 400K.. NIO has been hemorrhaging money, gotten multiple rounds of investment, and is decreasing it's # of locations / factories.. I have no idea how NIO will be able to go from 60,000 units a year to 400,000 units a year, especially when NIO is losing money on each sale
>"NIO selling cars itself is a loss"

>> No.23719257

Can I still go out and vote for Trump in NV and PA?

>> No.23719258
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>>23719245
c-cash gang

>> No.23719262

Finally got rid of my GameStop holy fuck fuck gme

>> No.23719269

>>23719229

you have 150 years of data suggesting with absolutely no hint of uncertainty that permabulling is the way to go. but you figured this out just now, today?

>> No.23719270
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So...how do I invest in this new Biden market?

>> No.23719272

>market is going to crab till a winner is announced after close

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>>23719228
are you implying that boomers are out of touch with reality?

>> No.23719284

>>23719269
i fell for the fud, but i learned my lesson
>babbies first time investing

>> No.23719286

>>23719262
Buy back in under 9.80 anon

>> No.23719288

i rebought NIO and I am finally seeing green again bros

>> No.23719291

>>23719015
Pfft he won't even wait to die, he'll just say he's too old and huwite and stop down

>> No.23719292

>>23719270
Presidents kneel before the might of the central banks and their future digital coins.

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>>23719119
>>23719104
Thanks bros.

>> No.23719296

>>23718902
That doesn't matter when he has an entire folder of this dude so always produces new images every post.

The correct course of action is to report him for avatar use though.

>> No.23719297

>>23719270
wait till after the market dump when the winner is announced

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>>23719276
There's only room for one tranny poster here bub.

>> No.23719300

>>23719270
This shit
>progress

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remember that one time NIO rose to a new all time high?

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>>23719062
It's sure is strange

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I have 12k in cash what do I buy?

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>>23719298
looks like a greek girl that flew too close to the sun

>> No.23719325

>>23719316
conversion therapy

>> No.23719328

>>23719257
yes but just tell the poll working you wnat to vote for biden so they let you do 10 ballots

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>>23719245
CHECKED

>> No.23719339
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>"Despite the election results, I think we can all agree-"
Stop right there, asshole. I only care about your bags.

>> No.23719340

>>23719258
70% cash here.
I regret nothing because I made massive dollars on my remaining 30% today

>> No.23719347

>>23719316
a thai hooker

>> No.23719351

>>23719062
There is nothing uncertain. Biden wins, Trump sues.

>> No.23719353
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23719353

Bullish?

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>>23719316
BORR

>> No.23719362

>>23719270
Is this fucking parody?

>> No.23719370

>>23719340
Yep, thats correct risk-management.
I have a portion of cash, although its around 40% I think.

Was way too much volatility leading up to this election, but I certainly wouldn't have shorted this like some lmao btfo.

>> No.23719378

>>23719362
No, they're serious.
https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2016/11/shopping-i-can-t-really-remember-what-that-is/

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>>23719319
I actually can't tell if the thing you posted is male or female.

>> No.23719385

>>23718911
Even when the market megapumps apple is lagging everyone apple is such trash

>> No.23719386

>>23719353
Riding with biden =
Ridin Nigga Gibs.

Bullish

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>>23718738
Time in the market beats timing the market.

>> No.23719396

>>23719355
small tits and a big ass is my fetish

>> No.23719408

What weed stock should I buy?

>> No.23719415

my portfolio was imploded today. gonna wage for the rest of my abysmal life.
t.poor anon.

>> No.23719417

>since May have been calling this gigaretard strength TINA rally fake and gay
>"ALL TRUMP MAGAMAGAMAGA"
>day after election
>"Why is it rallying? It is fake and gay"
I fucking hate pol boomers and hope none of you got suckered into "buying in after the election". Every fucking election is like this. And the IV crush makes diamonds out of UVXY bagholders.

>> No.23719422

Mfw Biden win, Gibs, and no inflation is priced the fuck in! Spy will hit 400 eoy

>> No.23719423

Sqqq bros... im hanging on by a thread

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>>23719381
this is her now

>> No.23719435

>>23719270
This is literal dystopian shit
>you will have nothing
>you will own nothing
>you will consoom
>you will be replaced by immigrants
>you will be happy

>> No.23719437

>>23718857
Because they realised trump was winning and needed to buy time to get the fix in for Biden.

>> No.23719443

>>23719389
This is only true if you're willing to cut your losses and reinvest.
Gme used to be $50. No amount of hodling will get a moon from that.

>> No.23719445

>>23719353
Everybody know Republicans all voted in person while the democucks mailed them in. That's why the 0-100k swing.

>> No.23719449

>>23719389
>"The reason for concentrating on them is that Obama is the head of infidelity and killing him automatically will make Biden take over the presidency for the remainder of the term, as it is the norm over there. Biden is totally unprepared for that post, which will lead the US into a crisis." - Osama

>> No.23719450

>>23719396
pretty gay desu, huge tits and a small ass is mine

>> No.23719451
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Looks like I’m just gonna have to switch to cryptocurrency from now on

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Why haven't they declared Biden the winner yet? What the fuck are they waiting for?

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OH N-

>> No.23719456

Wtf GME WHYYY

>> No.23719464

>>23718762
Dude this thing is headed back to 9$ possibly 5$ in a general market downturn.

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>>23719378
da fuck did I just read

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>>23719247
No one cares, friend. It's actually sad, and I'm not even from the US. We do these kind of things in Russia. Well, now you know how it feels

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>>23719423
LET'S DOUBLE DOWN MY DUDE

>> No.23719493

>>23719454
Cope.

Election pump ofc, like every election. Uncertainty removed, an orange man won't be annoying china and will bend over

Stocks up.

>> No.23719497

CLF is down by the same amount as GME hahahahahahah

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>>23719452
Yeah might as well do it so we can start the legal battles that takes place after.
>>23719433
Still can't tell

>> No.23719512

>>23719247
You can register and vote on the same day.

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>>23719456
how could anyone even still hold GME at this point?

>> No.23719523

So it would be a bad idea to buy any options today right?

>> No.23719530

>>23719208
Dude -you already made money

>> No.23719533

>>23719509
nigger go get your eyes checked

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>Market correction

Just say Jerome you insufferable bullfags

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>>23719489
>>23719454
Guys, please stop traping me in this confirmation bias. I'm down 20% this week and I keep bag holding.

>> No.23719558

>>23719482
Wow Milenia is playing with her tits in public, how unbecoming of a first lady, I am jealous though

>> No.23719565

>>23719255
Big deal! American auto companies got a state bailout in 2008

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>>23719474
Zis will be zhe future

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>>23719523
I'm still waiting until all legal bullshit is out of the way and the election is 100% over.

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>loaded up on VSTO, SWBI and RGR because I read that guns and ammo are sold out
>Falls like crazy pre-election, huge selloff today
I hate my life

>> No.23719576

How the fuck is NIO up 10%

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crsr 50$ til christmas

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NIO

>> No.23719592

>>23719576
Biden win is bullish for Chyna.

>> No.23719595

>>23719565
but was the bailout conditional on reaching 400,000 units a year, when they're currently producing 60,000?
were the American auto companies required to buy back the stock if they failed to achieve this?
No. Recipe for disaster

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>>23719546
bro the correction will happen before market closes TODAY (and I'm not just saying that because my calls will expire worthless tomorrow otherwise)

>> No.23719600

Fuck it im going all in on NIO, stupid cannabis stock lost me 200 dollars.

>> No.23719602

>>23719573
Always do the opposite of what you want to do

>> No.23719603

How's using cashapp for ~30% of savings on VOO or some such?

I can sell the stocks and use the card to buy stuff.

>> No.23719604

>>23719581
You just know.

>> No.23719607

>>23718793
No I bought weeks and weeks ago I could have sold for nice profit last Monday but I missed the dump Monday and everyone told me to sell and that it would bounce back. I feel so bad about this, anon

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Thoughts on this trade? It's 1R in profit right now, I think it can hit the target, but am I being a bit too greedy?

>> No.23719615

>>23719600
>buying the top
>FOMO
never change /biz/..

>> No.23719616

>>23719581
Look, a pig playing with a pig.

>> No.23719624

Any fellow UNH chads on here?

>> No.23719625

>>23718861
8 thousand votes is impossible in NV?

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Why don't they just do a recount in the battleground states rather than being autistic about everything? Have republicans and democrats in the same room while watchers goes around to check the ballots while they are being counted by both parties. It shouldn't be this fucking hard. I want to know if I should start building a chinese portfolio or not

>> No.23719627

>>23719258
>>23719245

cash gang will be laughing last when you realize corona isn't over and your precious president is having a full lockdown

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>>23719576
thats nothing after the +12% pre market fuckery earlier this week

>> No.23719635

>>23719602
I was actually tempted to double down and "dollar cost average" by buying more
But I can use the money elsewhere

>> No.23719637

>>23719546
Biden presidency implies more lockdowns give it a day or two. although Trump has a chance to win using the supreme court. It'll be a shitshow

>> No.23719639

Tesla fucking sucks.

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>>23719558
You disgust me

>> No.23719646

>>23719489
You crazy son of a.. im in

>> No.23719652

>>23719624
I have 0 healthcare exposure and I'm seething at you.

>> No.23719654

>>23719639
They are the top carbon credit company in the biz tho

>> No.23719662

>"""patriots""" never shorting the market while trump's in office
>come election day
>"""patriots""" shorting the market and getting BTFO'd while biden is nearing the crown

>> No.23719663

>>23719626
ALSO, how come GOP performed so damn well while Trump lagged behind in certain states? Shouldn't it be the other way around if anything?

>Democrats are driving toward extending their control of the House for two more years but with a potentially shrunken majority. So far, they have lost seven incumbents and failed to oust any Republican lawmakers in initial returns.

>> No.23719671

>>23719652
Woah holy fuck it’s the entire healthcare sector
Big pharma chads win yet again

>> No.23719672

At what point is someone's brokerage portfolio above poorfag status?

>> No.23719673

>>23719639
Fiat/Chrysler market cap: 25.54B
Ford market cap: 30.67B
Daimler market cap: 49.01B
General motors market cap: 49.44B
Volkwagen market cap: 79.97B
Toyota market cap: 184.62B
>Tesla market cap: 379.64 billion

Fiat/Chrysler P/E: 10.7
Ford P/E: 41.58
Daimler P/E: 35.26
General motors P/E: 18.46
Volkwagen P/E: 17.02
Toyota P/E: 12.91
>Tesla P/E: 765.79+

Yes, it does suck.

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>>23719637
I'm just trying to save up enough money to get out of this God forsaken country. I just want to move to south america and have trannies take dumps on me. America is dead

>> No.23719680

>>23719629
I would summon the devil with her

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onwards to NIO 40$

>> No.23719684

>>23719085
Thanks, my friend (Iraqi) think I'm an investing genius.

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>>23719662
If Republicans take the Senate, you're not getting any gibbs, nigga. So, it's all downhill from here. On the other hand, bullish for BABA

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>>23719646
>>23719546
I FUCKING DID IT GUYS

I SPENT THE LAST OF MY CASH ON SQQQ CALLS $21 EXPIRING THIS FRIDAY

>> No.23719699

>>23719592
Fuck yeah$$$$$

>> No.23719702

>>23719684
<3 We're all gonna make it brother

>> No.23719705

>>23719255
So basically Chinese Tesla?

>> No.23719709

>>23719625
Yeah more or less

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>>23719696

>> No.23719714

Can someone give me the rundown of Qlyd, before i drop $5k in it?

>> No.23719722

>>23719694
Possibly, although the orange man won't be able to do anything about. Remember that the hate from the dems is for orange man, it's not entirely aimed at republicans ironically.

Gibs are coming.

>> No.23719724

Can’t believe the spy calls I bought yesterday are fucking $6 ITM now

>> No.23719725

What does /smg/ think of the obvious voter fraud currently happening in 7 states?

>> No.23719726

>>23719085
On a serious note, do you recommend selling and buying in at a later time. Seems like a huge price hike.

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>>23719682
uhhh weren't chink stocks supposed to tank today?

>> No.23719730

>>23719672
25K if we use the PDT rule as reference.

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surely the rug pull will come any minute now.

>> No.23719735

Anyone else holding LRCX?

>> No.23719738

>>23719065
I try to figure out how to connect to my broker with WebSocket from a C program. So far not so good, I haven't even decided on which library to use yet.

>> No.23719739

>>23719672
100k USD plus.

But, that all depends what country our from. I'm a UK boy, and so that's 130k USD for me.
I'm at 200k+ and 22, cus I don't short markets and actually do something called "investing". People on this board should try it sometime.

>> No.23719741

>>23719576
Citi upgrade to 44$

>> No.23719742
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>>23719722
Republicans will stall the stimulus process, not the dems

>> No.23719743

>>23719729
Biden is pulling ahead. Massively bullish for Chinese companies especially EVs

>> No.23719745
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Stocks are slightly unexpectedly up very bigly, could sell toward closing. Yield is down big time too us notes gets bid. Gold slightly down, crude oil gaining, and Dxy unchanged.

Election is a complete mess it looks like, as expected. Likely go to court and even re-voting in some states possible i guess so the mess will take some time and volatiltiy expected

>> No.23719746

>>23719725
The louder the pol rambling gets about this, the more donald has lost. It is unironically the talk of losing.

>> No.23719747

>>23719705
Yes.. but actually read the article (pls I implore you!)
NIO blew through the cash Tesla did in half the time - NIO is decreasing their locations, not increasing, losing big $$$, not profitable on their sales (each sale = more lost $$$) and they are expected to produce 400,000 units a year or else they'll be stripped of their funding / be required to buy back the stock [they don't have the ability to do this..] In the short-run, yeah it, it might keep going like a tulip bulb.. but the reality is going to catch up (quick!)

>> No.23719749

>>23719724
yeah go fuck yourself

>> No.23719750

>>23719725
I can profit from it red or blue so the outcome doesn't actually matter.

>> No.23719754

>>23719724
How much you makng from them and post proof faggot

>> No.23719756

>>23719725
not much, you aren't allowed to investigate voter fraud to find evidence, remember. Allegations will go nowhere and all attempts at action will be stalled. The topic is pointless.

>> No.23719757

>>23719742
Only because the democrats want to include millions for undocumented aliens.

>> No.23719758

>>23719732
Why would it rug pull?

Its just bears coping on this thread. They lost their bets, now they lost their puts.

They are falling unconscious.

>> No.23719761

>>23719696
Based and same

>> No.23719764
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This is my first investment in the stock market. I felt confident that Biden would win. I feel proud of myself

>> No.23719766

>>23719722
Mitch is going to finally be able to stop having to pretend he isn't going to nuke every single stimulus bill.
This man is going to be THE dumper of the next 4 years.

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>>23719725
I'm just tired. I'm of tired of being surrounded by a country full of people who aren't as smart as me.

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new

>>23719752
>>23719752
>>23719752

>> No.23719770

>>23719738
why would you do this in c?

>> No.23719776
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>>23719729
Maybe I should’ve bet puts against my own portfolio instead

>> No.23719777

>>23719747
The CCP will not stop something when it's just starting to gain momentum. They will back this like BABA in the early days

>> No.23719779

>>23718738
/pol/ here, the fact that the market is up today means that Trump actually won, right?

>> No.23719781

Yo i thought clean energy stocks were gonna go up if biden won

>> No.23719783

>>23719779
No lol

>> No.23719791

>>23719726
Imo, today would not be a bad time to sell and take profits - there's bound to be some pullback/consolidation to buy back in for less; it's possible it keeps running up into earnings, but if it does keep running up, it 100% is going to dump afterward (this growth is not sustainable / it will not match the reality shown during earnings, even if earnings are really good)

NIO reports earnings November 17 after close
XPEV reports earnings November 12 before open
Li Auto reports earnings November 13 before open

>> No.23719792

>>23719764
people actually buy this etf? i thought it was just a tool for trading options.

>>23719724
this dude literally made 100x what you did by using calls

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>>23719732
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>> No.23719797

>>23719747
I will read it but I don’t really need to. I’ve an acquired mistrust of the Chinese and would never voluntarily knowingly put money into any Chinese enterprise, even if I thought it might make me rich. There are limits

>> No.23719814

>>23719781
They will moon once he begins his mandate

>> No.23719820

>>23719796
lmao i remember the clack poster back in may, one of the reasons i lost so much money on puts all year

>> No.23719827

>>23719770
I'm a C programmer, what else would I use? Python? I don't even know what that tranny shit looks like and most Python """programs""" I try to use don't even work, even after installing all the shit dependencies.

>> No.23719836

>>23719777
I don't think so. I think that the CCP is going to allow NIO / XPEV / Li Auto (and others) to compete to be #1. Only after one shows themselves to be the winner will the CCP back them, and that'll take a few years
NIO already got bailed out once - it's unlikely they'll get bailed out again soon
[I would also bet with 99.9% confidence that you didn't even read the article.. /sigh]

>> No.23719848

>>23719781

are you retarded or what? full lockdown incoming means that already recessed oil prices will plummet through the floor, collapse into a black hole, and orbit the Earth's core for the rest of your life. Free oil = no money for green energy

>> No.23719863

>>23719797
The article should make your expectations (and knowledge) of NIO more realistic / you'll know the 'dirty' truth - if you decide to invest heavily after reading the article I would be impressed by the size of your testicles

>> No.23719872

>>23719827
use .net or java. modern compilers make them just as fast a c nowadays anyway.

also nuget and maven make dependencies super easy. you don't have to do shit, stop being such a boomer

>> No.23719892

>>23718883
I’m with you Anon
College degree and been unemployed since graduation cause of RONA

>> No.23719893

>>23719792
It's a boomer etf, but even then I don't know anyone who buys it. If someone wanted to buy an etf they would usually buy some vanguard one.

>> No.23719896

>>23719863
Did you miss the part where I essentially said fuck China and fuck Chinese companies?

>> No.23719916

>>23719827
try Go

>> No.23719948

>>23719893
yeah and basically all broker dealers offer their own version of SPY, and their customers typically buy those because it's the company they have their account with.

I see spy advertised on cnbc though, maybe that works

>> No.23719949

>>23719896
>not understanding that the article says you should maybe think twice before investing in NIO
>retard-alert.gif
Maybe you should just read it, before putting out more of your opinions anon lol.

>> No.23719978

>>23719949
I did read it, there’s little of consequence other that they’re burning money at an absurd rate. Do you get paid by the click or something?

>> No.23719999

Can SOMEONE PLEASE give me the rundown on QYLP?!

>> No.23720018

>>23719999
10x yelp ETF also checked.

you prob want qyld
https://www.globalxetfs.com/funds/qyld/

>> No.23720019

>>23719978
Jesus christ - you read literally 2 paragraphs, you dumb, illiterate faggot. I'm not going to spoonfeed you. Read the whole thing.
Furthermore.. I've been agreeing with you the whole time, you dumb, illiterate faggot.
Out of anyone I've ever met in /smg/, you are the one who is the least likely to ever make it
>doesn't read the article
>puts opinions out there
>argues with someone who is agreeing with them
>illiterate
>a faggot
Good luck anon - you will seriously need it

>> No.23720064

>>23720019
I did read the article in its entirety and we’ve been in agreement the whole time. You’re an unpleasant person and I wish only unpleasant things for you in the future

>> No.23720099
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23720099

OH SHIT

>> No.23720120

>>23720099
>2013

>> No.23720363

>>23719370

literally all available data suggest election doesnt matter but somehow missing gains by sitting in cash is "correct risk management".

just lmao

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23720644

BABA makes my pepe hard and MSFT too am i gay now?

>> No.23721323

I own 0 stocks
This election is makin things wild
I have $500 to invest

Whats that investment strat biz?