/smg/ Stock Market General - Sleepy Joe BTFO Edition

[Anonymous No.23714635]

Futures blood green edition

>Trading tips for beginners:
https://youtu.be/enuVoPG7GpA [Embed] [Open]

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous thread:
>>23713334

[Anonymous No.23714641]

Fuck Niggers.

[Anonymous No.23714660]

Oh god, this futures movements today.. Im going to puke

[Anonymous No.23714665]

>>23714660
It's beautiful, isn't it?
MAGA

[Anonymous No.23714668]

I BET $50000 ON BIDEN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.23714682]

So I've got a few ten thousands sitting in a savings account doing nothing but earning like, a dollar every month. Is it smarter to just buy bonds with them instead?

[Anonymous No.23714683]

>>23714668
lol why

[Anonymous No.23714685]

>>23714635
Whats some good stocks to pick up if Trump wins and whats some good stuff to pick up if Biden wins?

[Anonymous No.23714687]

Trunks was here and he predicted it all word for word, where is he??

[Anonymous No.23714696]

lol we are going for a civil war. Fuck the commies. Circuit breaker tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.23714703]

Naskek futures +2%

[Anonymous No.23714705]

>my SQQQ is bleeding me dry
what the fuck are the amerikans doing

[Anonymous No.23714711]

>>23714683
I fell for the "the polls cant be wrong again meme" and they were even more wrong

[Anonymous No.23714717]

TRUMP WON
>TRUMP WON
TRUMP WON
>TRUMP WON
TRUMP WON
>TRUMP WON
TRUMP WON
>TRUMP WON
TRUMP WON
>TRUMP WON
TRUMP WON
>TRUMP WON
TRUMP WON
>TRUMP WON

[Anonymous No.23714736]

The market already absorbed a Trump win or a Biden win into their prices, but I'm sure not a lot were expecting to still not have a winner by morning.
The DOW is gonna crash in a few hours, short on anything.

[Anonymous No.23714739]

every futures blood red
>>Nasdaq going up and down 2% in 5 minutes
wtf is going to happen today...

[Anonymous No.23714756]

Since trump says he is going to court naskek has gained more than 1,5% ... My shorts are getting fucked.. seems I really really suck at trading

[Anonymous No.23714758]

>>23714736
You're full of shit. Everything's fucking greeen. FUCKING FUCK

[Anonymous No.23714772]

>>23714758

[Anonymous No.23714773]

anything to buy now that trump is winning?

[Anonymous No.23714791]

>>23714773
TQQQ

[Anonymous No.23714799]

All these sudden 0,25 candles

[Anonymous No.23714800]

>>23714773
Vix

[Anonymous No.23714812]

>>23714791
>>23714800
The duality of man

[Anonymous No.23714814]

ok looks like Trump won.. thats why I'm getting fucked kek

[Anonymous No.23714822]

>>23714668
No refunds

[Anonymous No.23714824]

hopefully biden comes out and declares civil war and riots for the next 2 years

[Anonymous No.23714834]

>>23714736
like every news station was saying this could easily happen, like nigga my mom was telling me about it

[Anonymous No.23714842]

>>23714668
haha you bet $50k on TQQQ as a hedge r-right anon?

[Anonymous No.23714849]

>>23714834
yeah contested election seems to be priced in

[Anonymous No.23714852]

my stocks are going down, my bonds are mooning

[Anonymous No.23714881]

>Trump won

Lolwut

[Anonymous No.23714887]

Im going all cash tomorrow to ride this shit out. What the absolute fuck

[Anonymous No.23714906]

>>23714887
Huge bear signal

[Anonymous No.23714915]

>>23714660
Futures were pure nonsense earlier, what the fuck were they thinking?

[Anonymous No.23714918]

>>23714887

Better build that chaos portfolio fren. You got a good week to make some gains

[Anonymous No.23714927]

>>23714887
I tried getting creative and sold all equity positions ( small profit take ) and rebought in long dated options.
Keeps me in the game for “market goes up” but delayed.

Added to all commodities
Time to batten down the hatches

[Anonymous No.23714936]

>>23714668
You deserve death

[Anonymous No.23714937]

My chaos portfolio has costed me so fucking much what the fuck. When will it actually fucking tank?

[Anonymous No.23714938]

hope you sold-off last week

[Anonymous No.23714942]

>TQQQ UP 8% PREMARKET

[Anonymous No.23714947]

SHOULD I DUMP SQQQ AND UVXY NOW?!

[Anonymous No.23714950]

Zero fucks given. I knew Trump had it in the bag all along and these calls GONNA PRINT MAGA BITCHES

[Anonymous No.23714954]

>>23714685
Trump NAK

[Anonymous No.23714960]

>>23714947
I'm holding

[Anonymous No.23714964]

>>23714960
but they keep tumbling down

[Anonymous No.23714965]

>sent a buy order 30 minutes ago
>missed out on 20% gains already
>still not bought
thanks

[Anonymous No.23714969]

>>23714964
yeah I didn't say I was smart

[Anonymous No.23714974]

>>23714849
Contested election looks inevitable. Don't believe the priced in meme.

[Anonymous No.23714977]

>>23714950
the TWTR call is gonna print? u sure about that?

[Anonymous No.23714986]

>>23714682
Ticker:QYLD

11% Dividend covered call etf for nasdaq.

[Anonymous No.23714989]

>>23714977
Eh maybe not that one. It was a hail mary. Like they say in the old country, the quickest way to make money is get in on a stock in a sure direction and buy far OTM calls then keep rolling further out as they print. The key is to find the right stock. This, uh, maybe not it. We'll see though

[Anonymous No.23714993]

>>23714974
its not priced in but its not totally unexpected it wont cause mass investor panic

[Anonymous No.23714995]

UVXY AND SQQQ BROS WHAT THE FUCK IS THE GAMEPLAN?!

[Anonymous No.23715002]

>>23714995
wait for the media to ramp up the "contested election" story, hope for panic selling and close at breakeven before it is clear that the democrats lost again

[Anonymous No.23715004]

>>23714993
Wipe all gains this week as well as more later.

I'll be adding cheap hedges. To be safe.

[Anonymous No.23715005]

>>23714947
HODL
Shit will hit the fan soon.
They will try to steal the election.
Hopefully, you guys can count on Canadians to save your ass again.

[Anonymous No.23715010]

SO WHAT DO I BUY? NASDAQ? I already have loads of oil.

[Anonymous No.23715011]

>>23715002
yup.
not gonna make any money with it, but hoping to not loosing too much either.

[Anonymous No.23715013]

>>23715005
lol is this the onion ? canada has an army??

[Anonymous No.23715014]

>>23714995
Give up. I’ve lost more holding SQQQ and UVXY in these past few days than gambling on penny stocks. I would sell my positions from SQQQ to something that’ll moon like NAK, Cannabis, or Uber/Lyft

[Anonymous No.23715015]

>>23714986
QYLD is the ultimate ETF of comfyness, got half my money invested in it, something really satisfying about getting dividends every months, im trying to get to half a million net worth and then just put it all in QYLD and never have to work again, reckon ill get there in 10-12 years if everything works out

[Anonymous No.23715023]

>>23715005
>tfw the canucks burn the WH again

[Anonymous No.23715031]

>>23715004
the president will eventually be one of two people and you have to ask yourself, where will the markets be if each one wins, and i think they're not in the toilet for either one

[Anonymous No.23715042]

>>23715014
why will NAK moon?

[Anonymous No.23715058]

So did Trump actually win? Bullish for GME

[Anonymous No.23715065]

>>23715042
Trump will be able to approve their mine project in Alaska if he wins

[Anonymous No.23715080]

>>23715058
you tell me

[Anonymous No.23715088]

>>23715080
>9/4
what kind of retarded format is that?

[Anonymous No.23715111]

>>23715080
im not degen enough to be able to read those odds

[Anonymous No.23715139]

My gains are being cancelled and fucking obliterated by UVXY and QID what the fuck

[Anonymous No.23715148]

I'm a third world shitter who's been trying to get into stocks, is Etoro worth using or should I just use another broker altogether?

[Anonymous No.23715150]

>>23715080
Wth
I'd bet my house and dog on biden with those odds

[Anonymous No.23715164]

>NIO 36.63
>NIO 36.63
>NIO 36.63

[Anonymous No.23715171]

>>23715164
>bought nio at 10
>said fuck it and never looked back
>mfw it keeps poppin

[Anonymous No.23715176]

>>23714995
Never selling my sqqq. Fuck the stock market kikes

[Anonymous No.23715179]

>>23715171
Same, I'm in this since 12$. Too bad I didn't have much cash to put in it, because i'm a poor eastern european uni student, still nice gains tho

[Anonymous No.23715186]

>>23715148
E-toro's gimmick is copy-trading. If you arent interested in that go for interactive brokers or something.

[Anonymous No.23715191]

>>23714668
Stop making inconsiderate bets.

[Anonymous No.23715193]

BSV + SQQQ= made it

[Anonymous No.23715195]

>They sold the bottom
>They may even have shorted the bottom

Press F for the Anons who will miss out on these gains today

[Anonymous No.23715198]

Wisconsin just flipped, trumpbros....

[Anonymous No.23715204]

>Wisconsin flips blue
>SQQQ immediately gains +1%

GIVE BIDEN YOUR ENERGY INVERSE ETF BROS

[Anonymous No.23715212]

>>23715204
>>23715198
maybe they will all flip and that is why trump wanted to stop the counting

[Anonymous No.23715213]

Some of my stocks are up 4% and rising
Yet Trump does not seem to be winning really. Imo Biden is a sure winner.

Guess we'll see

[Anonymous No.23715217]

>>23715198
Right at 99% after someone decided to finally count all the mail in ballots, imagine that.

[Anonymous No.23715224]

This is to crazy for me

[Anonymous No.23715226]

>>23715217
what a crazy coincidence

[Anonymous No.23715230]

new york times just now:

I don't think people have fully internalized how Democratic these mail and absentee ballots will be in MI/PA/WI. It's close, but these ballots will be overwhelmingly blue.

We are gonna make it bobobros

[Anonymous No.23715231]

>>23715217
wdym mail ins are over half the ballots this year

[Anonymous No.23715244]

>>23715164
discovered NKLA and NIO back in may and decided to put all my money in NKLA because i dont trust chinks, i think about suicide everyday

[Anonymous No.23715249]

Damn I'm really regretting reducing my position on WKHS yesterday. sold 30% of my shares at $18.25...

[Anonymous No.23715250]

$TRUMP crashing, braaace

[Anonymous No.23715252]

uh oh wisconsin oh

[Anonymous No.23715256]

>>23715080
>Biden wins 9 times out of 4
And the fake media still wants us to believe this election isn't rigged. Sad.

[Anonymous No.23715258]

Civil war is coming

[Anonymous No.23715267]

Looks like Biden controls the WH, House of Reps, and the republicans are going to squat for their dear lives with two seats on the senate.

So basically nothing will get done for two years.

No stimulus.

[Anonymous No.23715278]

>>23715267
>Biden controls anything

ngmi

[Anonymous No.23715281]

>>23715267
gay if true

[Anonymous No.23715282]

>Trump futures crashing
It's over guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qafSZZl0_tY

[Anonymous No.23715280]

Drumpfbros I don't feel so good...

but seriously hold to your SQQQ and UVXY

[Anonymous No.23715285]

>>23715267
Imagine thinking for a second this is Americas destiny.

[Anonymous No.23715294]

>>23715244
Yeah well chinks or not chinks, I think they can fuck you over either way. I chose NIO because they actually make cars and have good fundamentals, and there are more Teslas in space than cars made by nikola lol
Though I'm a bit worried that NIO's stock is growing too fast

[Anonymous No.23715299]

>>23715280
diamond hands

[Anonymous No.23715305]

>>23715285
Nobody on /pol/ is talking about the Senate & House. They're all saying it's because of cheating and has nothing to do with demographics.

Basically boomer age shills.

[Anonymous No.23715312]

>GME nearly 12$ in premarket

[Anonymous No.23715343]

>>23715230
>>23715258
>>23715280
>>23715282
>>23715299
thanks sold my SQQQ

[Anonymous No.23715348]

>>23715312

[Anonymous No.23715365]

>4 more hours until the market opens

what the fuck is there to do before then

[Anonymous No.23715372]

>>23715365
shoot up some smack

[Anonymous No.23715374]

>>23715365
I don't know about you but my broker has NASDAQ, Dow Jones and S&P 500 trading.

[Anonymous No.23715379]

>Civil war looming
>Video games mooning

Welp

[Anonymous No.23715383]

>>23714711
Polls in reality does not exist it just a figure of speech to influence public opinion . Seriously who would invest money in order to not get desirable result? It is good enough to just publish results with out actually do any research, it works like a charm every time. They will do everything just to get your atention

Why don't you just go to your local popular peoples congress and start make own decisions? Rule of the people in Greek language means 'democracy' . Jew rats couldn't finger out how to translate that.

Creating a New World - Free from economic slavery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feWGyKjgf5c

Rule of the People by Popular Peoples Congress
https://youtu.be/p_eyqjNgg1E https://archive.peoplescience.org.uk/education-in-general/The_Green_Book_-_by_Muammar_al-Qaddafi.pdf
https://www.bitchute.com/video/Rsy2MlHXVE3y/

[Anonymous No.23715384]

I invested almost everything in alternative energy stocks right before elections in hope of Biden's win. Now they all are plummeting while other stocks are mooning.

[Anonymous No.23715395]

>>23715384
Don't worry about it, $TRUMP at 0.426 rn

[Anonymous No.23715413]

trump just lost, what do I invest in?

[Anonymous No.23715420]

>>23715413
SQQQ/UVXY, bear is back on the menu

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.23715437]

How the fuck am I suppose to sleep this is too fun!!!!

[Anonymous No.23715444]

>>23715437
if youre having so much fun why is your trip called "grim"?

[Anonymous No.23715451]

>>23715420
Imagine actually believing this

[Anonymous No.23715452]

>trump leading
>suddenly polls in all key states freeze
>updates and biden is leading

my guys its time to buy more chink stocks

[Anonymous No.23715467]

>>23715451
even Drumpfies don't believe in victory anymore, they're selling their bets and the NASDAQ is going downwards. Bear.

[Anonymous No.23715473]

Xiaomi UP 8% in Frankfurt. Trump will win, Huawei will continue to get fucked and Xiachads are the BIG DICK MOTHERFUCKERS.

[Anonymous No.23715485]

>>23715379
people need their distractions
war... war never changes...

[Anonymous No.23715494]

>>23715452
Trumps about to win, all swing counts freeze at a 94-95% vote, trump says he’s being scammed so we’ll see these plebs in court anon _we_ will win

[Anonymous No.23715521]

>>23714736
>The market already absorbed
Well it is up to the people on board of directors where you and me have no place to be or to say anything.
Market is a place where wealth are redistributed by financial tools, from poor to the rich. Market is totally regulated by peoples will and not by laws of the nature. But because we can calculate probability with 70% accuracy it is possible to avoid to play guessing games, that cause you emotional drama, headaches.

Who knows where the road goes? only time.

I know what I will do if it goes up or down before I even go sleep till next day, so I just care to see what it is and what respond I need to make.

You will never know until it happens.

Regardless who will be Santa this year Trump or Biden ....

I waiting for shopping season and extreme deep opportunities .

as deeper you go in as more profit rise up .

How to hit the bottom? mathematics of probability. Feelings save for the chicks.

[Anonymous No.23715522]

WHERE IS MY FUCKING CRASH FUCKING FUCK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.23715523]

>>23715473
why is xiaomi up?

>>23715494
>Trumps about to win
lol no he isn't, voter fraud is too obvious at this point. Biden will win because of it and nothing will be done against it

[Anonymous No.23715533]

>>23715521
Excuse me?

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.23715543]

>>23715444

[Anonymous No.23715545]

>>23714772
Well to be fair if you could you would do that too would you?

Jews can do to humans as much as humans accept to do to each other.

https://player.d.tube/btfs/QmaQ3B5BMyAPWBrMVL2iifmJuRSq8P6rJ1biSgujAJPH71

[Anonymous No.23715548]

>>23715522
it's a slomo crash, relax

[Anonymous No.23715549]

boy this thread name is going into the cringe compilation tomorrow lol

[Anonymous No.23715567]

How long before we know who's the winner?

[Anonymous No.23715575]

I closed m6 tabs. I dont remember what website i was watching.
Please link me to the counts.

[Anonymous No.23715592]

>>23715567
hopefully weeks

[Anonymous No.23715593]

Look on the bright side. You didn't bet 5 million on trump.

[Anonymous No.23715602]

tfw just realized fidelity is for boomers

[Anonymous No.23715628]

Get ready to cash out anons. Democrat depression is coming along with new wars.

[Anonymous No.23715635]

Whoever loses is not going to consider this election legitimate. This is very bearish. I am very afraid.

[Anonymous No.23715642]

>>23715593
I kept telling these morons showing how they bet tens of thousands on this that they shouldn't go all-in on something so uncertain, but you can't prevent fools and their money from getting parted.

[Anonymous No.23715644]

Have they ever stopped counting the votes in an election before? Man the establishment doesn´t give a shit anymore.

[Anonymous No.23715653]

>>23715642

Remember how those women betted on Clinton and lost a whole lot of money?

When I saw this big bet in the news I knew that it was over for trump.

People were getting way too cocky like they did with Clinton.

[Anonymous No.23715665]

What’s the play today fellas? Cash out? I’m only holding GME now.

[Anonymous No.23715684]

>>23715665
getting drunk and jerking off to hentai

[Anonymous No.23715693]

It turns out the market love a contest d election?

[Anonymous No.23715695]

>>23715665
>I’m only holding GME now.

[Anonymous No.23715703]

Why do people bother with crypto? look at all of the pump and dumps in the catalogue.

[Anonymous No.23715705]

i got scammed by some hookers tonight im down like 500 bucks tonight

its partially my fault

but idk i hope my stonks go up

[Anonymous No.23715710]

>>23715413
no he didnt you dumb faggot, theres no way he loses at this point

[Anonymous No.23715741]

Any good divorce law firm stocks? It's safe to predict that divorce cases will skyrocket as a result of retards putting all their savings of Drumpf.

[Anonymous No.23715743]

>>23715710
It's over. View it like this. The economy will crash anyway but now Biden is going to get all the blame.

[Anonymous No.23715747]

>started with $1200
>went up to $4000
>down to $1600
>all stocks, no options
should I just stop playing this shit game

[Anonymous No.23715748]

>>23715705
>i got scammed by some hookers tonight im down like 500 bucks tonight
what happened?

[Anonymous No.23715758]

>>23715748
next time i just gotta make sure they disclose what i get for my money

but this massage chink didnt speak much english

so she like NO NO DIS FOR MASSAGE ONLY U PAY MORE NOW

[Anonymous No.23715772]

>>23715747
The "started trading in march 2020 and exited stocks too early, only to reenter too high" starter pack.

[Anonymous No.23715776]

>>23715710
>$TRUMP @ 0.343
>he can still win
lmao

[Anonymous No.23715780]

>>23715772
Fuck. Same

[Anonymous No.23715789]

>>23715747
>>23715780
Playing the market is like posting on 4channel, you have to lurk for a couple of years first

[Anonymous No.23715797]

>>23715567
January

[Anonymous No.23715810]

What if Biden actually wins? They are starting to find a lot of ballots for Biden.

[Anonymous No.23715812]

Futures RED
Bitcoin dropping
Gold dropping

It's over

[Anonymous No.23715821]

Chad that COOMS to the continued misery of the American middle class here. New additions added with *

The "Short American Middle Class/Long American Misery aka Fed Approved" Portfolio v1.2:
PLTR
MCD
KO
AAPL
DIS
AMZN
PM
WMT
FB
GOOG
AIRB (or whatever ticker AirBNB gets)
*GDRX*
*UBER*

Each one a work of art in undermining some aspect of American middle class life.
Patch Notes:
GDRX isn't so much an american middle class underminer as it is a bet that healthcare in the US will become more dystopian over time. The less affordable and accessible healthcare becomes, the more it will moon.
Uber just straight up turns people's cars into taxis with bad hours and lousy wages. Only a slight step up from the fate of the American middle class to ultimately work in Amazon warehouses.
Comments: There might be a removal of PM as the size of the list must be constrained to maximize betting against the American middle class. Optimization is the key to success.

[Anonymous No.23715834]

>>23715789
idk, I jumped in during covid crash and I've more than doubled my initial investment
luck helps a lot, I got in on NIO back in May thanks to someone shilling them here.

[Anonymous No.23715839]

Do we get a new FED chair now?

[Anonymous No.23715840]

>>23715810
He won't, and even if he does, just pretend as if he lost.

[Anonymous No.23715843]

Keks, guess I should put 10% of my portfolio in BABA. You burgers fucked us all. Thank you for your service

[Anonymous No.23715852]

>>23715834
Don't rely on luck

[Anonymous No.23715853]

>>23715810
>find
Every swing state Trump was leading suddenly stop counting.
Then as soon as they resume they "find" an overwhelming amount of Biden ballots.
Now Nevada, which Trump was slowly clawing back and getting ready to flip, announces a stop to their counting.

It's blatantly obvious what they're doing. If he wins the market is going to crash because Trump is going to take this to court which is going to shit up consumer enthusiasm and stall stimulus talks even more.

[Anonymous No.23715856]

>>23715523
Trump staying in office would mean the sanctions against Huawei will continue which means more gains in market shares for Xiaomi.

[Anonymous No.23715873]

>>23715772
>only to reenter too high
Nah, pretty much all my losses are from shorting this gay ass clown market the past two weeks

[Anonymous No.23715885]

why the fuck did I not short Uber god dammit. prop 22 was a LOCK. Also NIObros, wtf is going on? It looks like it could pump or dump right now

[Anonymous No.23715903]

>3 more hours of anxiety

why cant the market be open 24/7

[Anonymous No.23715915]

>>23715903
Jews need time to optimise the market manipulation

[Anonymous No.23715924]

>>23715903
Be sure exchange rules and fuck you I don't want my working hours extended
T. Quant Trader

[Anonymous No.23715930]

>>23715873
I lost big on two stupid ass moves. Three really. First was betting on WORK earnings last quarter. Never seen a algo dump so fast. 20 percent before I could even click sell. Next was ABEO. I usually sell out if its not going my way butttttt I actually believed in ABEO. I mean they have so much going right yet it just kept going down. That was about a 30 percent loss. Next I literally lol gambled 400$ on lotto tickets when Trump got covid. Pure gambling but fuckkkkk would have been glorious if it paid off

[Anonymous No.23715931]

>>23715915
OOOOooohh
Why didn't I understand this before. Thank you Anon for pointing out the obvious. My world view is a little more complete now.

[Anonymous No.23715934]

>>23715931
Thanks
Gas the kikes, fren

[Anonymous No.23715937]

>Reads 4Chan

Trump won, biden won, trump won, biden won.

Seems like people are just saying the person they voted for won.

Futures are doing better than I expected, NASDAQ going to the moon?

[Anonymous No.23715946]

>>23715931
He's wrong btw
I work for a market making firm and I can assure you no one has the power to steer a market and capitalize on it

[Anonymous No.23715953]

>>23715873
>He shorted America, he listened to 4-fig portfolio bears spamming the great reset.

[Anonymous No.23715955]

>>23715946
Fuck off bog

[Anonymous No.23715957]

why is it taking so long to decide the winner? the voting isnt updating since 2 hours ago

[Anonymous No.23715962]

>>23715946
>Nobody has the power to steer a market

**Bog noises intensify**

[Anonymous No.23715977]

we want the market to crash so i can scoop up some gains

im mostly doomstonk

[Anonymous No.23716001]

I already lost £100 betting on democratic states to turn red. Guess I won't be having a good day playing stocks too.

[Anonymous No.23716013]

just woke up, who won? or do we still not know yet?

[Anonymous No.23716014]

NOOOOOOO MY BABA PUTS WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT UP????

[Anonymous No.23716023]

>>23715148
>etoro
shit, try saxo or ibkr instead if from europe

[Anonymous No.23716024]

>>23715957
the betting market has already decided

[Anonymous No.23716034]

>>23716014
> election might takes week till it is decided
> no stimulus till February
> people have to start paying back their debt in December
> a lot of people can´t pay their bills

markets start to moon again

[Anonymous No.23716038]

Never bet against America

[Anonymous No.23716041]

>>23715810
>find

oh god. they're really just going to unabashedly steal the election, aren't they? they don't even care this time, not even trying to hide it.

[Anonymous No.23716045]

>>23716014
you were supposed to buy BABA calls anon

[Anonymous No.23716046]

>>23716034
Priced in

[Anonymous No.23716058]

>>23715384
some them did a nice 15% pop in the last two days and their puts became fkin cheap, buying on the catalyst day is too late

[Anonymous No.23716061]

>>23716014
>betting on it going down when it's near the bottom line

i bet you buy high too, huh?

[Anonymous No.23716062]

Imagine ppl betting against America during an election.

This is why your all 4-5 fig poor fags.

[Anonymous No.23716065]

>>23714635
How are futures green?!!

[Anonymous No.23716067]

>>23715937
Loot at the absolute state of /pol/ right now, literally unbrowsable trash. They're not even typing proper sentenced anymore

[Anonymous No.23716071]

>>23716062
I am on my way to being a 7 fig American misery COOMER though thanks to:
>>23715821

[Anonymous No.23716072]

>>23716062
but I am so close to 6 fig now

[Anonymous No.23716078]

What if the green futures are so Jews can cash out before the market gets destroyed?

[Anonymous No.23716079]

>>23715642
>5M bet
i don't think the guy went all in, he probably has a net worth north of 100M, also he secured 1:3 payout, which is an ok bet, but otherwise yeah, going all in on shitty odds with shitty payout is dumb

[Anonymous No.23716081]

>>23716061
People on Stocktwits say it’s going to 250

[Anonymous No.23716085]

Biden is gone win. How do I get rich in this?

[Anonymous No.23716092]

>>23715015
What's the downside to qyld. Ytd looks funky

[Anonymous No.23716102]

>>23715930
>work er short
never short stocks that are already down, shorting = sniping, gotta be fucking precise with your entry

t. short selling addict

[Anonymous No.23716104]

>>23716081
>Stocktwits
time to sell

[Anonymous No.23716106]

>>23716034
You think they’re going to wait for you to have money in the market to pump it? Nah they timed the shakeout and dump perfectly. Time for the moon mission

[Anonymous No.23716109]

>>23716081
>Stocktwits

yeah you deserve to lose all your money

[Anonymous No.23716111]

>>23716079
I'm not talking about the $5M guy specifically but the people on /pol/ crying about how they put tens of thousands on the line. Many went all in, I kept asking them what they thought his actual odds of winning were and they'd either say 75%+ or call me a leftist. Many just went all-in thinking they couldn't lose lmao.

[Anonymous No.23716114]

>>23714668
You're winning

[Anonymous No.23716122]

what did twitter mean by this?

[Anonymous No.23716124]

>>23716114
>>23714668
He's winning but just to be safe I'd still cash out now given the favourable odds. One bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

[Anonymous No.23716126]

>>23716081
they meant 250€ bro

[Anonymous No.23716127]

Democrats are the Cleveland Browns of politics.

[Anonymous No.23716130]

>>23716081
>250
265-260 at best, then a vicious bounce

[Anonymous No.23716133]

>>23716071
Already there, but not from shorting that's a Jews game.

Sounds like you have a strat, but most on here don't. They see the bear memes then FOMO on shorting growth stocks that have outperformed the index for like 20 years stright, LMAO.

[Anonymous No.23716136]

>>23714705
didnt' you see it went up after hours, and it will spike today because this election is contested.

https://m1.finance/8LToIH4ZMzpt

[Anonymous No.23716140]

My NIO bet is already paying off.

[Anonymous No.23716146]

>>23714791
you're a fool. short and inverse leverage.

[Anonymous No.23716155]

>>23716111
I kept screenshots of some of those bets. Its gonna be hilarious if we riden with biden.

[Anonymous No.23716170]

>>23716034
Yeah I'm suprised at this. I thought if republicans kept the senate with a biden win it would be a death knell for stimulus. I'm gonna sell covered calls on my positions though

[Anonymous No.23716171]

>>23716111
>75% odds
lol, well bias is a strong shackle and the urge to be right/righter than everyone else is common trait of the riskmgmtlet community lol, this election was really uncertain right from the start, no evidence that predicted higher odds than 50/50

[Anonymous No.23716176]

>>23716124
Fuck no, Biden's about to win the entire election once the cavalry mail in ballots from Wayne county, Michigan arrive within the hour!

[Anonymous No.23716179]

>>23716136
Wrong, again.

[Anonymous No.23716187]

GME needs to happen

[Anonymous No.23716188]

How can I get a refund on options?

[Anonymous No.23716193]

What's their endgame after controlling the Presidency, the Senate, and the Supreme Court for a generation? What does the ideal Republican society look like? No capital gains taxes? Slavery is legal again? Women barred from work?

Any hope of eliminating PDT rule?

[Anonymous No.23716194]

so let me get this clear
if biden wins should I invest in us car manufacturers? speed-reading throught his economic plan sounds smart to invest in high CAPEX firms that manufacture in the us and have huge exports

[Anonymous No.23716199]

>>23716188
NO REFUNDS

[Anonymous No.23716205]

contested election is bullish

[Anonymous No.23716208]

Futures are up, this makes 0 sense

[Anonymous No.23716217]

>>23716205
its not contested, its just not decided yet.

[Anonymous No.23716218]

>Wisconsin flipped blue

OH N-

[Anonymous No.23716219]

>>23716205
Seems like clown world shall endure, whichever way goes the election.

[Anonymous No.23716225]

>>23716188
of course you can
once per year your broker (most brokers, anyway) will allow you a takeback where they will refund any transactions made in a 1-hour period of your choosing
it's fairly straightforward and the most difficult part is usually getting a person on the phone

[Anonymous No.23716228]

>>23716218
Arizona too, and *maybe* Georgia. It's over....in slow motion.

[Anonymous No.23716230]

>>23716171
Yeah, first election that I kept saying that I don't know who's gonna win, whereas I bet on Trump 4 years ago.

[Anonymous No.23716231]

>>23716193
is just more money to Israel really nothing in america will change

[Anonymous No.23716235]

>biden starts to take lead
>market already dumping
Fucking damnit and if course I held

[Anonymous No.23716238]

>>23716218
goodfellas reference?

[Anonymous No.23716240]

>>23714635
Why do people fuck with crypto when stocks are just as interesting while also having the upside of dividends, being respected among peers, and a lot less sketchy brokers.

[Anonymous No.23716245]

>>23716225
I just called TDA and the person on the phone just laughed at me and told me I probably shouldn’t be trading :(

[Anonymous No.23716248]

>>23716228
Pretty much the only votes left are mostly the early/absentee votes in major urban centers like Atlanta and Detroit. It's mostly just a slow burn at this rate.

[Anonymous No.23716249]

Apparently Citi upgraded NIO's price target to 46.40$
I'm getting spooked from all of this growth

[Anonymous No.23716250]

>>23716235
>market already dumping

I wish. Retard

[Anonymous No.23716258]

>>23716249
Sell signal. Take profits or regret it.

[Anonymous No.23716261]

>>23716235
the only thing dumping is UVXY

[Anonymous No.23716264]

>>23715810
Bigger, harder, faster stimulus
Renewable stocks moon

[Anonymous No.23716265]

Trip and I sell SQQQ/UVXY at massive losses and fomo into NIO

wait i dont know, if I do that SQQQ will sky rocket and NIO will plunge

[Anonymous No.23716266]

>>23716249
do not fear, just hodl
t. in since $7

[Anonymous No.23716267]

>>23716245
what exactly did you say
if you don't say, "i need my yearly takeback to apply to the hourly transactions of [xx:xx am/pm] to [xx:xx am/pm] on [date] and i'd like to exercise my bi-yearly un-option option" then they will know that you're a noob and they'll screw you out of it
just sound as if you've done this every year for the past decade and they won't give you trouble

[Anonymous No.23716273]

>>23716249
source??

[Anonymous No.23716275]

>>23716249
Waiting for NIO to drop before I grab some more. It's rising too high too fast, theres gonna be pull back. BABA on the other hand should be a juicy pick up soon.

[Anonymous No.23716282]

>>23716275
>It's rising too high too fast, theres gonna be pull back

thats what they said at 20, 27, 30, and 35

[Anonymous No.23716283]

The final plunge, so why is everything else rising? I thought the market feared a Biden presidency

[Anonymous No.23716284]

>>23716249
>upgrade
>growth
will hit 28 in a week

[Anonymous No.23716300]

>>23716250
Yeah, the market was spooked for like an hour. I feel like Steve Eisman yelling at the rating agency why his puts aren't mooning when everything is going to shit.

[Anonymous No.23716303]

How do short cornpops

[Anonymous No.23716310]

oh shit

Winconsin and Michigan are way too close right now. Why is market pumping when Trump still isn't a clear winner?

actually bit worried as a leaf. I think Biden is *a bit* worse for us than Trump

[Anonymous No.23716312]

>>23716300
me too.. it seems like the market is moving up on the hopes that "the fed will step in". what the actual fuck.

[Anonymous No.23716315]

>>23716283
It fears a contested election, however, in this clown market, IT FEARS NOTHING.

GIBS GIBS GIBS, enslave black people with democrat policies!

[Anonymous No.23716323]

>>23716266
if you've been in since $7 you could sell like 30% and cover your entire cost basis

[Anonymous No.23716326]

>>23716303
Cornpop went under in 2016, it's too late to short Cornpop.

[Anonymous No.23716339]

>>23716283
Part of me thinks the market mostly priced in a Biden victory. It's just last night gave everyone jitters but people are starting to realize the absentee ballots are mostly likely going to close the gap for a Biden win

[Anonymous No.23716352]

>>23716323
why on earth would I sell it if it keeps going up like this? what a silly suggestion. I MIGHT consider selling if it ever plummets down to the mid $20s, or if the threat of chink stocks being delisted grows legitimate.

[Anonymous No.23716353]

>>23716273
https://thefly.com/news.php?symbol=NIO
Here, it seems legit

[Anonymous No.23716361]

>>23716339
>Wait until you know how many votes you need to win
>"Hey, look what I found!"
Crazy how he called it.

[Anonymous No.23716367]

Since Trump has said "this is a fraud" Naskek gained 3%

[Anonymous No.23716368]

>>23716310
>he thinks Biden is going to run anything
Biden can barely form coherent sentences. Kamala is going to become the President after Joe either resigns, gets 25th amendment'd, or actually dies.
And if you don't think that's possible, keep in mind that Biden's own campaign has sometimes mistakenly referred to her as a candidate for President and not Vice President.

[Anonymous No.23716369]

>>23716367
AHAHAHAHA

*BEEP BEEP* BETTING AGAINST AMERICA.

[Anonymous No.23716370]

>>23716339
When will they realise Trump will fight this untill January? The clown market is so fucking optimistic for sleepy Joe, I can't even.

[Anonymous No.23716381]

>If *MY* team wins it was legitimate
>If the *OTHER* team wins it was fraud
^ Absolutely not based.

[Anonymous No.23716386]

>>23716367
Imagine caring about the excuses of the loser.

[Anonymous No.23716388]

>>23716261
The VIX is down almost 6 points. In the most uncertain day of US history. Everything is rigged.

[Anonymous No.23716390]

>>23716370
Because, if electoral college puts Joe as the President its over. Nobody cares at that point about the orange man other than POL.

Its over, life can continue the mask goes on and GIBS come in.

[Anonymous No.23716393]

>>23716352
negative gross margin, valued at almost 50x of revenue
you don't think it's prudent to secure some profits? Even a trailing stop on a portion of your position?

[Anonymous No.23716395]

>>23716339
But I thought that the market was going up when things were looking more likely for Trump and down when good news came for Biden.

>>23716370
Everybody already decided ahead of time that Trump will stomp his feet and fight the election results, no one will stand by him.

[Anonymous No.23716402]

>>23716388
No more uncertainty now, only Biden. UVXY back to pre-march levels NOW!

[Anonymous No.23716404]

>>23716395
It's not about who wins, it's about contested/drawn on the process. I don't care who wins, I just want it over and gibs coming back to wagies/slaves.

Both are puppets, and really biden will pass gibs to be fair.

[Anonymous No.23716407]

>>23716390
this is why I want Trump to win. Leftists are always smug know-it-all midwits.

[Anonymous No.23716412]

>>23716370
Trump fighting doesn't mean he isn't impotent. The electoral college is designed so the states can decided how the fuck they want to handle it. Federal oversight has extremely little authority in that matter

[Anonymous No.23716416]

>>23716407
I voted for Trump retard. I'm talking about the market.

Some of you are so far into it, you can't even see why the market is moving. It does NOT care about who wins at this point, it cares ONLY that the winner is clear and legitmate.

[Anonymous No.23716421]

>>23716416
but he totally isn't

[Anonymous No.23716440]

>>23716393
prudent? maybe. but check this out - I fully believe it's only going to go up for quite a while longer. look at the increase in sales numbers, month after month, quarter after quarter. active R&D of a battery with double the current one's range. the battery swapping stations. the expansion into the EU market. nothing but optimism. even Cramer likes them and admitted he was late to the party.
tell ya what - screencap this post and spam it here when NIO stock takes a shit, so that I may be more strongly encouraged to get the rope and stool ready.

[Anonymous No.23716445]

>>23716421
???

No idea what that means, sounds like your losing money today anyway :)

[Anonymous No.23716447]

>>23716393
>negative gross margin
??? where do you see that?
Also they are reducing their net loss, 30% from Q1 to Q2, they are increasing vehicle sales and doubled their earnings

[Anonymous No.23716453]

>>23716445
there will be no clear winner

[Anonymous No.23716460]

>>23716402
>only Biden
Trump will fight this of course. Nevada says it will take until friday to count the mail in votes coming in late. How is any of this not uncertainty?

[Anonymous No.23716465]

>>23716416
Look man, the market is moving because a bunch of pozed cuckholds in Arizona want to see the Mexicans rape their wives and daughters and spread carona virus. Buy the god damn metals. Inflation is going to kick into hyper mode. Also expect 6 more weeks of shut down, and anthony faucci fucking moving your god damn candles more than uncle powell. As for uncle powell, he's probably going to be replaced with fed chair woman AOC.

[Anonymous No.23716469]

I'm losing my money and my mind if I read the news "stocks volatile" while uvxy is dumping

[Anonymous No.23716476]

>>23716447
yahoo

[Anonymous No.23716485]

>tqqq up 10%
bullsbros we are back

[Anonymous No.23716500]

i better get a stimulus now...

[Anonymous No.23716502]

Literally all you had to do was buy MSFT.

[Anonymous No.23716511]

>>23716460
They don't care. biden will win clearly in the eyes of the market. It's over.

[Anonymous No.23716514]

>>23716485
>Tfw tqqq up 10% still has me $20 away from breaking even

[Anonymous No.23716519]

>>23716500
i'll give you some stimulation *unzips*

[Anonymous No.23716523]

>>23716352
>I MIGHT consider selling if it ever plummets down to the mid $20s
>selling when 50% of profits are poof
lol, also this anon makes some points >>23716393

[Anonymous No.23716527]

>>23716370
It's almost like trump didn't actually matter and magatards are wrong. That fed stimulus in the trillions created inflation equity markets. Weird huh

[Anonymous No.23716528]

>>23716460
>Trump will fight this of course
and everybody knows this will do nothing because he was always going to fight it
>Nevada says it will take until friday
we don't need Nevada's last mail-in votes to know who's winning

[Anonymous No.23716531]

>>23716440
>expansion into EU mkts
yeah, it will absolutely bomb there and will bomb in usa also

[Anonymous No.23716540]

>>23716476
those are non GAAP, does it mean their GAAP losses are higher?

[Anonymous No.23716542]

>Minnesota went blue

Burn in nigger hell fire fucking retards

[Anonymous No.23716554]

New threads should be made at 290

[Anonymous No.23716556]

>>23716528
>Trump will fight this of course and everybody knows this will do nothing because he was always going to fight it

extremely low iq detected, pls leave

[Anonymous No.23716560]

We did it! Racism is over! Whites will never win an election again!

[Anonymous No.23716562]

>>23716519
that'll be 1500$

[Anonymous No.23716566]

>>23716554
i tried but the picture i was going for is not suported i am not going to converted

fuck it

[Anonymous No.23716567]

>>23716531
>only attempts to refute a single point with baseless speculation
>brings usa markets into it even though no one mentioned it
buddy stop being so pissy and just FOMO in already, there's still lots of growth to be had

[Anonymous No.23716581]

>>23716540
i didnt look that far because i think it's scary enough that a manufacturer is valued at 50x revenues
like not even tech shit like Facebook is valued that crazy, and those are justifiably valued at 10x because of their high margins and growth is easier to achieve than a manufacturer which has to take much longer to build capacity

congratulations to people who got in on NIO early but it's batshit crazy for someone on the sidelines to enter now since this rally is purely hype / tulip mania

[Anonymous No.23716584]

>>23716554
>290
What? Only the tranny posts at 290. The bump limit is 310.

[Anonymous No.23716591]

>>23716556
no u. Trump lost and he can't do anything about it. Everybody will just laugh in his face while his supporters will be out in the streets getting maced by riot police.

[Anonymous No.23716593]

You fucking burger-flipping faggots. For once, since 2001 you had a good man running the show, and you fucked up. You fucked up the Middle East, you fucked up Europe. Now you are fucking up your own fucking country, and the rest of the world applauds you. Good fucking job. Thanks for selling your own country and the whole world with it to communists.

[Anonymous No.23716594]

>The TQQQ covered calls I sold are in the money
WOW

[Anonymous No.23716600]

NEET Chads today is our day. I can't fucking wait for my free money.

[Anonymous No.23716602]

>>23716591
I doubt we will see significant riots if Trump loses. Maybe some lone wolf shit, or pressure cookers, but no wide scale unrest.

[Anonymous No.23716605]

>>23716593
Sir, this is a thread about the stock market.

[Anonymous No.23716608]

NIO is mooning premarket. Wow. Go Biden. Go China and EVs!

[Anonymous No.23716610]

>>23716542
that's already expected
the only upset so far is Arizona and looks like Winconsin is going to flip too
Holy shit Michigan

look im a leaf, but my portfolio is 100% US so fuck, just please put out a massive stimulus no matter who wins

[Anonymous No.23716614]

>>23716593
yeah but south dakota legalized weed lmao

[Anonymous No.23716615]

IMAGINE HOLDING SQQQ OVERNIGHT AND LOSING 10%

[Anonymous No.23716617]

TQQQ, feels good to own you today!

[Anonymous No.23716619]

>>23716608
Yeah the Citi upgrade with Biden win could be colossal

[Anonymous No.23716621]

>QQQ

Holy fuck

[Anonymous No.23716623]

Fuck this clown market I am going to FOMO instead of trying to buy the bottom

[Anonymous No.23716628]

Its like this, if Biden wins the market will cautiously rise, starting mostly with chinese stocks.

If Trump wins, Market shoots up all around with literally no brakes.

[Anonymous No.23716637]

>>23716554
that's how we end up with 3 threads up at once

[Anonymous No.23716638]

What's the play with biden cheating? Currently market is bouncing up because trumps won last night no matter how you look at it, but the (((mass media))) is refusing to acknowledge it as planned, and are hoping that fake ballot boxes fake-dated to before the election date will be deployed in the coming days.

[Anonymous No.23716639]

>>23716594
Why did it moon. Feels like a bull trap especially with tech not gaining any advantage with either candidate. Both republicans and democrats are coming down with antitrust stuff on them. Get the vibe its a bull trap mainly cause it looks like democrats and msm are gonna try pulling a fast one.

[Anonymous No.23716642]

You know what, let my tqqq get exercised. i'm going to go all on FNGU and nio with my gains

[Anonymous No.23716650]

>>23716628
Incorrect
Either boomer wins, TQQQ moons. TINA rally continues

[Anonymous No.23716658]

>>23716639
Well Biden probably wont have a personal vendeta against TWTR.

[Anonymous No.23716670]

NEW BREAD

>>23716665
>>23716665
>>23716665
>>23716665
>>23716665

NEW BREAD

[Anonymous No.23716688]

This is bullshit, no clear winner is supposed to be bad for the markets

[Anonymous No.23716691]

>>23716650
Anon if that was obvious even with both sides clamping down on
>apple
>google
>facebook
>amazon
I would've been all in cause one side was obviously gonna win. Just has me on high alert as I gotta wait till friday for them to be exercised and if itll suck if it drops by then

[Anonymous No.23716764]

>>23716638
>Currently market is bouncing up because trumps won last night no matter how you look at it
No, the market is bouncing up exactly because they think Biden is going to win

[Anonymous No.23717199]

FOUND A BOX WITH 100K BIDEN VOTES UNDER MY CHAIR