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>> No.23672483

>>23672437
Nigger

>> No.23672485
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23672485

Still holding until the end of 2021.

>> No.23672486

Cows are cute!

>> No.23672499
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>>23672486
That’s a bear retard

>> No.23672505
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23672505

Who's ready for the bull trap tomorrow???

>> No.23672563

>>23671096
Probably. They're likely the same anons who have 4 figure accounts and are thinking what they type might sway the market. All while claiming to be perma bulls yet not all in, quite contradictory.

>> No.23672581

is kpop anon back? i thought he killed himself or something

>> No.23672607

>>23672581
kpop fag is always here i dont think he sleeps

>> No.23672628

>>23672437
>US futures, including VIX, are all up

Why? Crab?

>> No.23672633
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>>23672581
He did...But he layed an egg before dying off like Piccolo did in Dragon Ball.

The new threat is K-Pop anon Jr.

Not sure which is worse...that or the market crash tomorrow....

We're probably going to all bag hold for like 2 months or a year at least.

>> No.23672739
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>> No.23672770
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>>23672437
who here /holding/?

>> No.23672792
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23672792

>>23672505
bull trap is....good, right? it means the market will "go down" but actually pump? or is that the opposite?

>> No.23672795

is there any literature on finding companies to short?
it feels impossible to pick the losers until after they lose

>> No.23672796

>>23672505
Can’t trap me if I just held all the way to the bottom and lost all my gains

>> No.23672816

>>23672770
I am while accumulating more. Kicking myself for how much of a pussy I was in March

>> No.23672881

>>23672563
>t. 3 digit portfolio

>> No.23672910

What broker allows me to trade futures as a leaf?

>> No.23672923

>>23672795
ZM

>> No.23672924

>>23672792
No it’s the anticipation of a pump which then dumps and you either sell at a loss or hold. A bear trap is a dump which does a rapid recovery

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>>23672628
>Up
I'm a bull myself
But this isn't "Up"

>> No.23672943

>>23672792
Bull trap: Market rockets high just to run out of steam, bulls buy in... and it dumps even lower

Bear trap: Market dumps, bears short, market goes to new highs

>> No.23672949

>>23672795
Just look for companies with female and nigger executives

>> No.23673018

Cannabro here. Hope all of you have you prices locked in tomorrow and be prepared for the wild ride of your naturally fiscal lives. Don't make any sudden moves until May 2021 or you may spook the market into a volatility no clown can distract.

>> No.23673021
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23673021

What stocks will SURGE with a Trump win on Tuesday?

>> No.23673030

>>23673021
geo

>> No.23673033

>>23672949
There was an guy who specifically targets companies with female ceos to short, so far he’s made money

>> No.23673034

>>23673021
Everything but the rona stocks

>> No.23673045

>>23673021
IIPR

>> No.23673061

>>23673033
I remember that guy which is why I suggested it

>> No.23673087

>>23673021
NAK

>> No.23673088
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23673088

>No bankruptcy for Denethor and Faramir. No long, slow sleep of debt review. We shall jump, like the investors of old. Break that window.

>> No.23673092
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>>23672739
Never selling GME. Simple as.

>> No.23673096
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What stocks will BOOM with a Biden win on Tuesday?

>> No.23673103

>>23672910
try interactive brokers

>> No.23673107

>>23673096
IIPR

>> No.23673110

>>23673096
Pot and clean energy

>> No.23673114
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>>23673021
All indicies, by two digits.

>> No.23673132

>>23673096
SQQQ

>> No.23673180
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>>23673021
>>23673096

Peko poster...

>> No.23673185

Bros, we’re not seriously thinking tomorrow will be green, right?

>> No.23673216

BLOOD GREEN MONDAY

>> No.23673239
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23673239

>>23673180
Ahoy Captain!

>> No.23673251

>>23673096
semiconductor equip, lrcx amat klac
vice staples, mo, stz, tap
gun stocks, ruger, smith wesson
food stamp redeemers: wmt, kr
health insurance: unh, cvs

>> No.23673256
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23673256

$1000+ by end of decade.
This is going to be the next CMG.

>> No.23673288

>>23673185

Fuck no

>> No.23673301

Why are futures going up, this is fake and gay

>> No.23673379

how does election day work?
do you find out who wins after market closes or during or what

>> No.23673395

stock market doesnt care about the election holy shit it was priced in a week ago

>> No.23673398

>>23673379

around 11 or midnight EST

however expect this election, no matter who is the projected winner at that time, to drag on for weeks and weeks

>> No.23673411

Got 300 what can I do.

>> No.23673419

>>23673411
You can send it to me

>> No.23673421

>>23673379
After. Polls close on the west coast at 7:00 pm local time. Same goes for the rest of the country, respectively. We won’t even be close to being done with results until 9:00 pm pacific time. Election won’t get priced in until the next day.

>> No.23673427

>>23673398
what scenarios would cause it to be contested?
i thought there was just a single vote

>> No.23673435

Its green tomorrow and its a bull trap. Open puts and sell covered calls

>> No.23673464

Yall talking about bull runs and im just here thinking about national debt hitting 45 trillion in a few years and the federal reserve insisting on inflating its way out.

Stocks are not a good place to be right now but hey party on right?

>> No.23673480

>>23673464
what the fuck do you think is getting inflated retard? it's not the price of your shitty video games or chicken mcnuggets, it's financial assets

>> No.23673492
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23673492

>>23673395
>Threat of lockdowns if one side wins
>Potential contested election
>UNCERTANTIY
Imagine believing this

>> No.23673506

>>23673464
>inflation is going to explode up guys
>stocks are not the place to be!
just get the fuck out of this general dumbass

>> No.23673518

>>23673464
>kek in ID
This isn’t a serious question right?

>> No.23673520

>>23672581
when he isnt here you can find him on >>>/mu/kpop

>> No.23673546

>>23673411
buy weekly 4$ put for GME

>> No.23673548

>>23673427
If big orange man loses; itll go to supreme court.

>> No.23673552
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>>23672437
Why are futures up? I was told there was to be a crash?

>> No.23673563

>>23673552
It's final bets being placed before election

>> No.23673587

>>23673021
None. The market just won't tank is all. If Biden wins, then there is a lot of money to be made in shorting and puts. Also maybe bullish in solar stocks after the market free fall.

>> No.23673591

>>23672581
he claims that he is occasionally institutionalized, he's a very sick man who reminds me of old r9k youtubers that killed themselves

I don't like it but I don't feel too bad. He does not want the good for others, he does not deserve the good himself.

>>23673492
He's more right than you think.
I'm holding 100 UVXY, but I'm going to sell or write a call on the position on tuesday. It'll be worthless when the world doesn't end on wednesday.

Everyone thinks this may take months. No one suspects it'll be over this week. That scenario is likely "underpriced"

>> No.23673609
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23673609

>Why is this roller coaster going up? I thought /biz/ said it would go down?

>> No.23673613

>>23673609
bull trap
>what's that
go away

>> No.23673630

so no matter what happens in the election the market is about to be extremely volatile for the next couple of months. Hoping for a big drop so i can buy in some on monday

>> No.23673645
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>>23672792
bull trap is spike up, about face, plunge. Thus trap for bulls entering long on the spike. Bear trap is the good one for longs; spike down, about face, pump it.

>> No.23673653
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>>23673630
eh not really. The very small probability of the election going smoothly, and trump being declared the winner late tuesday night -- that would not be volatile. Just a very green Wednesday. But that won't happen because the dems have already installed judges that have ruled it's ok to count ballots that don't even have postmarks or signatures. They'll delay the election for a while; and that's best case scenario.

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>>23673591
Fug I never thought of that. Now I don't know what to believe REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.23673671

>>23673653
you wish that's all that'll happen. If dems win the big orange guy will take this to the supreme courts who will decide. If orange man doesn't like that decision; we going to real civil war again.

>> No.23673684
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>>23672881
>t. 3 digit portfolio
Ur turn, let's see ur portfolio's size.

>> No.23673701

>>23673411
buy 1 share of vti and 2 shares of vxus and save until you have more money. repeat this until you have 10k in index funds.

>> No.23673703

>>23673684
you have $9 in your portfolio and you're making fun a 3-digit anon?

>> No.23673705
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23673705

Boys I tried to make a thread but no one else is interested. I think they're busy jerking off to their presidential candidates.

I'm making a plan. Well I'm making 50+ plans and trying to weight them based on probability, but it's ambitious and time is short.

IF Biden AND Blue Wave THEN ?
IF Biden AND Split Congress THEN ?
IF Biden AND Red Wave THEN ?
IF Trump AND Blue Wave THEN ?
IF Trump AND Split Congress THEN ? ------- CURRENT STATUS
IF Trump AND Red Wave THEN ?

Add in state shutdown risk, Brexit issues, Virus resurgence, ECB actions, Fed Meeting and so on. But I am trying to figure out what is most important, overlooked, mispriced, etc. And what are the good hedges.

>> No.23673714

>>23673705
Nobody knows faggot

>> No.23673720
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>>23673021
If Trump wins decisively this week with minimal tomfoolery related to mail in ballot disputes and recounts, I will be looking at an entry on SOXL and leveraged indexes. Then continuing to watch stuff like boat and plane for signs of life. This isn't just about who wins presidency. It's equally important how congress and senate shake out. Holding the senate majority is very important for a second Trump term.

>> No.23673721

>>23673684
nice picture of nothing you sperg

>> No.23673727

sitting on some buying power right now. Should I just hold until the 3rd?

>> No.23673735

>>23673705
just take your meds and put it all on cannabis.

>> No.23673742

>futures bloody green
Yeah I think we are back bullbros

>> No.23673748

>>23673379
In normal election the results usually become clear late night Tuesday. A good eight hours after closing bell.

>> No.23673753

>>23673018
FRAUD

>> No.23673764

>>23673714
Nobody knows what they think they should do if the election has results?
>>23673735
>trying this hard to have a persona on an anonymous board

>> No.23673770

>>23673653
>"no postmark required" all over mail in ballot
are dems this fucking dumb? or are you getting things confused anon?

>> No.23673773

>>23673684
Shit I was being generous with the 3 digit portfolio and you only have $9. You must literally be the poorest person in this general ;^)

>> No.23673798

>>23673764
here's your (you)

>> No.23673802

Will trump win ameribros? I'm not from the US so I have no idea what it's like back there.

>> No.23673805

>>23673705
GME
GME
GME
GME
GME
And
GME

>> No.23673807

Wow, lot of non discussion happening. So I scalped GME for a 25% profit, and now I've 14k cash and 17k on margin. I've been thinking about selling 15 puts over three strike prices hoping to get assigned on some (GME). I've also been eyeing AAPL, TQQQ, AMD, SPCE and CLF. CLF shillanon has made me a lot of money, thanks fren. What I can't figure is what level of risk I'm willing to take with the margin, but second once in a lifetime opportunity in the same year...

>> No.23673810

>>23673770
No they've had judges rule it's ok to count these in swing states. Mark Levin was going over it a few weeks ago. Dems have the fraud planned out.

>> No.23673814

>>23673033
The ticker is SHE btw.

>> No.23673823

>>23673802
If he does then it's 4 more years of clown market, if he doesn't we going to have a clown election cause supreme court will decide who wins. And he Mcconnell has put in 3 conservative judges who will tilt the court toward a republican win

>> No.23673838

>>23673810
>Mark Levin

Looking forward to the easy Biden win. A lot of spergs in here will be sobbing. Hopefully the Dems take the Senate too so we get a nice juicy stimulus. If Reps keep the senate I fear the market will just plunge on justified fears of deadlock.

>> No.23673859

>>23673838
Mitch Mconnel single handedly tanked this economy and over-all faith in american politics

>> No.23673871

>>23673838
the only bullish sign for a biden win is passing the big juicy stimulus, hopefully mcconnell btfo the senate otherwise he’ll do everything to cock block my $1200 check

>> No.23673895

>>23673630
Scared and thinking to pull out my small portfolio. Why didnt I listen to cash position anon!?

>> No.23673904

How guaranteed is a cash on tuesday?

>> No.23673905

>>23673810
wheres the source?
im not sure many swing states opted for mail in voting

>> No.23673929

>>23673802
Doesn't matter
whoever wins the people lose

>>23673805
What are the other most heavily shorted stocks? There is serious money to be made there. Honestly, NAK for a squeeze on a surprise trump win could make sense.

GME somewhat also.

>>23673823
>Mcconnell has put in 3 conservative judges who will tilt the court toward a republican win
modern machiavelli this piece of shit
I hate the people in charge bros

>>23673251
decent pics here, I'm thinking SWBI for biden or civil unrest, but US consumer plays also good.

I'm not sure about semiconductors. Maybe Chinese Semiconductors.

>> No.23673933

>>23673742
>What is a dead cat bounce or a bulltrap

>> No.23673938

>>23673703
looks like the other anon was mocking him and claiming he had a 3 digit portfolio, then he posted that

>>23673807
seems high risk at this time, i dont trade with margin

>> No.23673940

>>23673895
lol yeah ive just been browsing biz/smg cause im sitting on cash lately and want some stock in years to come. I basically just troll/ spew my thoughts in order to get any info about stonks I can

>> No.23673951

>>23673933
It's part of the "ligma" chart

>> No.23673973

>>23673940
I assure you cannabis is the future market to take off in America. MSOS is a solid ETF. If you want the DD on other stocks let me know; I will say though only, I only invest in American cannabis businesses.

>> No.23673976
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23673976

Um based?

>>23673951
u ligma balls

>> No.23673993

Dude weed lmao

>> No.23674016

>>23673951
Ligma? What is ligma? Please tell me what ligma means, kindly sir.

>> No.23674027

>>23673940
ive got too much on the line considering how hectic it's gotten again, more than half my life savings are in the market and i feel real worried about it more so with some holdings in tqqq.

>> No.23674029

>>23674016
ligma nuts
>gottem

>> No.23674040

>>23673976
I am actually bullish on over half the shit orange man is peddling fear for. I went to charter schools and it's worse than private schools. Religous schools should be taxed, so should churches. Seperation of church and state is a thing for a reason. If every child was a sacred gift from god how to you explain missing chromosomes children?

>> No.23674043

Do the yurops practice daylight savings time like the mutts?

>> No.23674047

>>23673976
Well if this tweet doesn't wake up the sheeple I'm not sure what will.

>> No.23674062

>>23673973
cannabro, thank you i love getting high, but i dont have faith in it just yet

>> No.23674063

>>23674043
Yes, but it's being phased out.

>> No.23674086

>>23674062
Just look up these three stocks, and the charts for each:
>IIPR
>TCNNF
>PLNHF

>> No.23674123

>walk in votes counted only one day
>mail in faggotry aloud to be counted up to almost a week later
Why aren’t people crying about keeping walk in vote stations open up until all final counts? Seems shady gay and unfair

>> No.23674124

>>23674086
bro a quick google search literally just has these three companies at the top of their articles lmfao, im sure one will profit

>> No.23674155

should i just do ironflys if im too fucking retarded to make money consistently?

>> No.23674159

>>23674123
the reason it is a week later is because the new postmaster general seriousy tried fucking up the mail system during the election

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>>23673976
He voted for blumpf

>> No.23674180

>>23674040
>yes please, i want more government
kys

>> No.23674186

>>23673301
Markets decided "RKT looks good, I'll buy some of that.."

>>23673435
Agreed and future lockdowns pilled.

>>23673464
Inflation pilled.

>> No.23674196

>>23674180
Anon it is a losing battle in the end. The government only grows and grows never shrinking. Even parties that claim they want to shrink it only strength it.

>> No.23674201

Bulls and bears make money. Pigs get the slaughter

>> No.23674203

>>23674180
How does anything I say lead to more government. I want to tax churches. Religion has been gouging the working class since the dawn of time.

>> No.23674227

>>23674040
>If every child was a sacred gift from god how to you explain missing chromosomes children?
How is it that the story of Job isn't told to every asshole who asks why bad things happen? Bad things happen. It doesn't have anything to do with taxes. Stop being edgy.

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23674229

You didn't do something stupid like hold SQQQ over the weekend, right anons?

>> No.23674236

>>23674203
>”i want more taxes”
>”i want less private and non public schools”
>”i want non public schools to give more of their funding to public schools via the government”
>...
>”wtf how does any of what i said imply i want more government!”
i hate you delusional slippery slope enabling retards

>> No.23674267

>>23674203
People donate, no one is forced to give

>> No.23674275

>>23674236
Slippery slope is a fallacy. The churches don't pay anything whatsoever, evewn using government to get tax breaks. They don't pay for anything, the people do, who are being taxed. Private schools cost money, which is revenue, that private schools don't pay taxes on. Yet still get goverment scholarships and grants, even though they don't pay taxes. In case you didn't realize this anon but America needs every cent it can get at the moment.

>> No.23674278

How are you /smg/ fags holding up with election politics? I've sold all my crypto for now, I wouldn't be surprised if the election causes a shift in the market.

>> No.23674282

>>23674267
Are tithes not a thing anymore?

>> No.23674288

>>23674267
Even non-profits are forced to pay taxes if they make too much money.

>> No.23674291

>>23674229
>buy sqqq
>election is a shitshow, biden win, trump demands election count
>market plummets in time of unrest and uncertainty as country is in shambles until inauguration
>sell sqqq for profit

>> No.23674294

>>23674203
This anon has a point I have seen many slimy preachers driving brand new bmw while their congregation is bank rolling his new house and luxury cars.
I knew a super religious lady that broke her foot and had to be off work for several months, the church handed her a bull for donations she “owed”.

>> No.23674297

>>23674275
>slippery slope is a fallacy
They said the same thing about gay marriage leading to trannies and polygamists demanding rights and they were fucking right.

>> No.23674304

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S FUCKIG GOING RED

>> No.23674317

>>23674297
Gay's were buttfucking back before pompei erupted. Trannies were always a thing in eastern cultures, polygamy was started by the mormons,

>> No.23674321

>>23674304
What did you expect exactly?

>> No.23674330

>>23674304
blood green desu

>> No.23674339

>>23673705
buy XOM, sell ITM calls on them till they bottom
unironically ENZC
long term (+6 month) death put spreads on WFC
VXX/VIX call spreads through november for election hedge
long SPY with some put protection

>> No.23674341
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23674341

I'm voting for Trump.

>> No.23674354

>>23674317
they said the same thing about gun control too, first they just wanted machine guns, then any short rifle or big pistol, then vaguely designed "assault weapons"

The left chips, chips, chips away one policy line item at a time. The slippery slope is their playbook.

>> No.23674375

HOYL FUCK IT'S OVER BIG RED COMING SOON EUROPOORS SELLING LIKE USELESS LIMP DICKED KEKS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23674381

>>23674375
>word filtered

>> No.23674392

>>23674354
I know! American economy was the tits with slavery! Then Lincoln wanted to keep the Untied States "United" or whatever. It's like we got rid of slavery. slippery slope fren cause then the blacks wanted property right so they could vote! Then next thing you know a black man will be president. Slippery slopes indeed.

>> No.23674441

>>23674392
Good job not addressing a single point!

>> No.23674466

Will GME be down at open tomorrow?

>> No.23674475

>>23674441
I addressed the slippery slope fallacy. I hotly debate slippery slope cause that same fucking fallacy is used on the "war on drugs". To sum up how democrats chip away at rights does have some merit; but don't base your argument on "but muh gun rights". No one wants to steal your guns, we will always have 2nd amendment. People just don't want the schizzos owning a gun. because you know; stand you ground.

>> No.23674480

>>23674466
8 ball says no

>> No.23674507

would TQQQ pump on a trump win?

>> No.23674520
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23674520

How does the market usually look in the morning of Election day?

Is UVXY safe?

>> No.23674532

>>23674475
Ye that rascally fallacy was very popular during gay marriage debates. Luckily after faggotry was normalized trannies didn't decide they wanted to be "normal" and accepted too, and luckily after that pedos aren't now looking for the same.

>> No.23674535

>>23674520
Also curious. Never been in the stock market on day of presidential election as i started after 2016

>> No.23674544

>>23674475
>nobody wants your gun goy, trust us
fucking neck yourself

>> No.23674561

Ok, faggots. We are in the endgame now.

>> No.23674573
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>>23672437
a good goy eats the bugs, turns in its guns, drinks the onions, and consumes the television. are you a good goy? good goy.

>> No.23674575

>>23674532
pedos always looking for a way in. They deserve to get old yeller'd. You may be too young but there was nambla before this maps. Trannies became normal when olympic medalist went trans, the matrix brothers went trans. etc. The fallacy is that, a fallacy; I'm sorry the world isn't the way your parents raised you it would be. You can always move to Oregon where they are about to legalize meth, heroin, coke, mdma, psilocybin mushrooms, etc. Amendment 2. look it up. legit a thing. Im pretty sure you are bating me at this point but it's 2 am and i'm going to go smoke some more. I hope the trannies to come for your boipucci senpai

>> No.23674576

>>23674561
Its the final Boss this week. I hope you stocked your mana pots

>> No.23674581

>>23674544
maybe you are the schizzo that shouldn't have a gun.

>> No.23674591
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Stay cash heavy boys. Anything else is only gambling. Never gamble. It's a sin.

>> No.23674602

>>23674227
bad things happen because good people do nothing when faced with evil. Job was a cuck who learned god isn't humanity from itself

>> No.23674603

>>23674576
This week will unironically either crush the markets, or we will continue our bull run. Charts look like we will pop. Very hard. But, unironically, if Republicans win, then nothing stops the stimulus, and it'll be a huge fuck you to every kike out there 2016 style

>> No.23674606

>>23673480
I hope you lose everything

>> No.23674636

>>23674591
If some people consider the stock market gambling then what do they call fucking a tijuana hooker with no condom?

>> No.23674640

>>23673464
It's the only thing to be in though. Gold is manipulated, crypto will probably be banned, since (((they))) can't really regulate it. Bonds are trash, cash is garbage. There is no way out, goy

>> No.23674644

>>23674636
>a good time?

>> No.23674657

Futures are barely green and you permabulls are already celebrating.

>> No.23674664
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>>23674640
the only reason crypto has been allowed to operate is because the illuminati is involved they want their one world currency and bill gates has the patents where their crypto ties into the chip they mandate

patent 666

look it up it says cryptocurrency in it

>> No.23674672

>>23674657
What fucking futures are green now?
Everything is slightly in the red here

>> No.23674673

>>23674155
If you can't make money consistently regardless of how small, don't focus on how you can gain MORE but how to lose LESS.

>> No.23674679

>>23674657
>permabull
If you dont believe the total market will be higher in 10, 20, 30 years youre an actual retard. Use a different buzzword

>> No.23674682

>>23674229
holy shit i can't wait for that dam to break
any day know floodchan!

>>23674602
>bad things happen because good people do nothing when faced with evil
fucking kek what? are you just quoting movies?

You think a vehicle hits black ice and takes out a pedestrian because good men did nothing?

>> No.23674686

>>23674636
Gambling hoping it’s not a man

>> No.23674689

>>23674679
>in 10, 20, 30 years
No shit sherlock. God, you people.

>> No.23674697

>>23674673
>If you can't make money consistently regardless of how small, don't focus on how you can gain MORE but how to lose LESS.
wew we got some sensible advice in the thread I better go to bed

>> No.23674699
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23674699

OIl down 4.6%

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.23674701

>>23674636
Stock market is about investing.

>>23674640
Fed has actually started regulating crypto. The fact that crypto is now considered property and taxed makes it a viable asset.

Bitcoin is the next Tesla. Guaranteed. I'm investing into stocks associated with it rn.

The next stimulus will make it go past 20k. Guaranteed.

>> No.23674703

>>23674689
So youure a permabull too. Like I said use a different buzzword

>> No.23674710

>>23674664
Kys, retard. If you unironically think you would be allowed to buy your precious Link with FED's digital dollars, you are a fucking idiot

>> No.23674715

Anons whats a good career to survive the current pandemic and course trajectory of the US?

>> No.23674714
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>>23674701
Ok just larping.

Stock market is about Gambling xD.

Investing = Gambling (lite)

>> No.23674720

>>23674715
virtual kneepads

>> No.23674722
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>>23674710
im against crypto dude i think its horrible and worthless

im saying the illuminati is actually supporting it and not banning it because they want it to exist for the reason i just stated

its going to be used by them

i dont have crypto im unbiased bystander

>> No.23674723

>>23674229
curse no nut. she is calling like a siren to me.

>> No.23674724

>CRSR dipping again
please no

>> No.23674727

>>23674715
I delivered dialysis supplies to patient's homes. Didn't need a college degree, worked 4 days a week and made "ok" money...800 a week. SUPER STABLE. Always opportunities for overtime.

Try anything related to tech or medical.

>> No.23674729

>>23674679
So are you already all in? If you really are a perma bull than it would make sense for you to be all in every songle paycheck, no?

>> No.23674734

>>23674714
Literally this nothing is guaranteed in life ask all those people who invested in hertz.

>> No.23674741

>>23674722
Why would they use crypto if they can't control it, mate?

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>>23674722
Well, the fact is, it's a rare asset. Only 21 million for Bitcoin. If you don't have your share of the pie soon, you'll be SOL.

Just put $100 in. Nothing to lose. Play money.

Cryptocurrency is this generations "internet". JUst have SOME skin in the game. Doesn't have to be much.

>> No.23674751

>>23674729
Yes, I have an account I put money into for perma long holds and another account for trading for fun, as well as other investment vehicles,

thank you for asking. Cash is Trash and bonds are for faggots :)

>> No.23674754

>>23674734
....or anyone in XOM RN....

Exxon literally 10 years was the top company in the US....

>> No.23674756

>>23673021
WWR will moon

>> No.23674763
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This is NOT normal.

>> No.23674770
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>>23674741
they can control crypto to some extent just as sergey can add updates to his code on his chainlink especially if its tied in with their software on their chip that gets permanently installed into humans

>>23674746
i dont like it i dont care i think its dumb and cringe worthy

there was a time i used to gamble with coins but that was a long time ago

>> No.23674774

What are some non-pozzed stock market youtube channels?

>> No.23674775

>>23674710
oh anon I
where have you been? He is a fucking mental patient with ill-will towards everyone. He wants to be a small korean girl and hates existence.

>>23674724
I panic-sold last week, felt safer to stick that cash in apple if tech was in trouble anyways. Now I realize that was stupid. I should've put it in google because of their quarter and the future youtube government spinoff

>>23674751
fuckin crypto kid/silverzoomer/goldbug

>>23674763
what the oil crash, or that the futures are green during the oil thing?

>> No.23674776

>>23673021
Guaranteed Baba won't

Just invest in reputable EV companies.

If Biden or Trump wins, EV's are going up regardless.

>> No.23674785

>>23674776
>Guaranteed Baba won't
???
I'm curious how it will react to the ant listing this week

>> No.23674786

>>23673976
what's with all the "file no longer exist" that I've been getting lately?

>> No.23674795

>>23674775
wat, I only buy stocks
Gold Crypto and silver are also for faggots

>> No.23674796

>>23674763
yes it is. stocks are totally detached from all physical commodities. We are now moving to the "Nothing Standard" where money and assets are backed by nothing. This is the only viable economic plan to hit space faring status before we deplete all natural resources on Earth and doom ourselves to an eternity status quo as cavemen.

Welcome to hypercapitalism, where 1 man will be bestowed by the power of God himself to propell man to the stars to find extraterrestrial energy sources.

>> No.23674803

>>23674786
stupid 4chan gold

>> No.23674819

Lads, is this the end of the NASDAQ overperforming? For a year it's been doing much better than the rest, but it seems like it will end within a few months, and that last week's market response to earnings reports is a sign that it's already over. Will there even be a correction with tech companies underperforming for a while like when the bubble burst in 2000?

>> No.23674821

>>23674795
have some respect for crypto.

It has made more 4chan millionaires than anything else.

>> No.23674829

>>23672437
remember to buy the DAX dip, biblical crash incoming today.

>> No.23674831

>>23674727
How do i find said job? Search terms? Companies?

>> No.23674832

godspeed tomorrow anons.
I hope GME rises above $15 this week for you guys and I hope all of you not in on GME have your accounts up 15% by weeks end.

if dubs, my prediction doubles.

>> No.23674844

>>23672437
So this is the famous crash?

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>>23674831
Davita & Fresenius Medical Care is where I got mine.

Just keep looking. If you have to move out of your area. Do it.

Key to success in life; CONSTANT PROGRESS.

>> No.23674849

>>23674819
early innings of a recovery are supposed to be led by other sectors, industrials and cyclicals and small caps and such.
but we may be in the beginning of the second "dip" in the recession, at least in some segments of the economy

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Futures look like they wanna touch 3285 then stay there :O
>>23674796
This is good, unironically. Capital markets (apex predator of our planet) are backed by their own self-evident divinity

>> No.23674854

>>23674775
The weird patterns that are non correlated

Treasury vacillating in positive
Oil spike down
Gold up
Futures in low positive range

It doesn’t really matter anymore but the compasses I used before are shaky now at best....

>> No.23674857

>>23674821
yeah I bought a bitcoin in 2017 for 2500 but I cant respect hodlers of today. once the bubble popped 2018 you had to move to the diverse stock sphere, and theres no point in looking back

>> No.23674859

>>23674727
How do i find said job? Search terms? Companies?

>>23674819
Explain why you say that.

>> No.23674860

>>23674796
Copy that
And agreed anon
Adapt and survive per usual

>> No.23674869
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BTC from a TA standpoint looks so damn sexy.

>> No.23674873

>>23674849
Okay but the way NASDAQ overperformed for the last year wasn't like the previous years, I wonder if the bubble is bursting or soon will.

>> No.23674898

>Futures still green.
Crash is canceled, bobo always loses

>> No.23674901

>>23674857
Well, YEAH. BTC is the closest resemblance to the DOT-COM bubble.The speed of how fast it rose...easy to tell the bubble was going to pop.

However, it's gotten stronger and more recognition as time went on. It's got a strong floor at 10k.

When stimulus passes, this asset is going to fly much higher. I would advise everyone to at least consider it.

>> No.23674903

Anyone else rotating heavy into commodities and lightening trades/holds on tech?

I’ll go first:

$AMZN (it’ll keep rising)
$GLTR
Various miners
$X
$XLE
$CCC
$NIO
$LIT

>> No.23674906

>>23674859
NASDAQ grew about 38% in a year while the Dow Jones stagnated, this isn't like the other years. I was planning on going long on NASDAQ-100 and short the Dow or S&P 500 which would have been amazing starting a year ago (you win even when the market crashes) but it wouldn't have worked in previous years, and it looks like the overperformance is slowing down.

>> No.23674909

Should I try to cash out, even at a loss before elections? Have a very bad feeling stocks are going to tumble down.

>> No.23674914

Dubs and I sell my GME at a loss and buy nothing but Inverse ETFS

>> No.23674923

>>23674898
Looks like investors have priced in for the most part, Europe shutting down.

If US or China shuts down states or provinces....that's when things will go down even further.

Stocks look very good right...Tempting to get in.

Might hop into RKT soon. Way undervalued.

>> No.23674933

>>23674914
check em

>> No.23674937

>>23674909
I would buy protective puts instead. Keep your stocks for now.

>> No.23674938

>>23672923

I'd like to short ZM the same reason I would have liked to short Tesla.
That's why I think it's probably a bad idea.

>> No.23674941

>>23674933
Done, legit doing it I dont give a fuck

>> No.23674960

>>23674873
maybe but I also recall hearing growth outpreforms at the end ofthe economic cycle so that may be "normal" or whatever. who knows

>>23674854
it makes some sense to me since the moves in oil are likely reactions to the french shutdown and german "shutdown" and surge in US cases

I need to go back to watching those factors and the DXY

>> No.23674965

>>23673464

it's never a good time to be in stocks but somehow they always go up anyway.
no fear, just buy

>> No.23674968

>>23674829
Nothing ever happens

>> No.23674969

>>23674898
>haven't learned from the previous days

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oooo futures green
looks like the tech bubble is back on the menu boys

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>>23674969
Based and Bobo pilled

If it's a contested election, I'm going to laugh my ass off.

Contested election is likely to happen. Remember, mail in ballots are going to fuck everything up.

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>>23674960
it would be sweet if tech outgrowing the rest was the "new normal" but saying this just reminds me of pic related

>> No.23675010

Buy VXX/UVXY calls before the election. It will be contested hard by both sides in every swing state. Or at least do strangles if you think we might moon instead.

>> No.23675012

Buy CLF

>> No.23675032

>>23674977
kek this oooooold and I'm glad you saved it

>>23674993
To me, not so much. If there's another dot com bubble brewing it's likely either china stocks (or about to be a moon then crash) or Electric Vehicle stocks.

I would like to see a chart of all the EV stocks compard to that chart

>>23675010
seriously?
I might sell you those calls, you really think it'll be more unexpected than expected?

>> No.23675041

>>23674520
just found out it usually rises

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>>23674968
meh you're right, looks like a crab day.

>> No.23675098

I seriously hope no one shorted this bullrush. Youre going to be severely depressed the next few weeks

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>>23674965
At this point the world economy feels like an mmo stuck in a cycle of balance patches where the game just stays popular no matter how shitty and dysfunctional it becomes.

>> No.23675107

>>23675098
has shorting ever worked?

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>>23675098
Bulltrap

Stay home moo moo

>> No.23675114

>>23674941
Smartest move right now. 8-ball confirmed it.

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>>23675107
...It's the reason TVIX is gone....worked too well.

And when oil went negative in May.

>> No.23675125

>>23674774
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCigUBIf-zt_DA6xyOQtq2WA
i feel like this guy is chill

>> No.23675134

>>23674774
Patrick Boyle

>> No.23675156
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23675156

...Dropbox earnings on 5th.

....It's looking appetizing....

>> No.23675177

>>23675156
how appetizing?

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>>23675100
thats how its always felt

>> No.23675195

>>23675156
nah, earnings up = stocks down. look at all the earnings reports last week, AMD, MSFT, etc all went down after positive earnings.

>> No.23675203

>>23675119
You have to eat ALL of the oil
>why are you doing this?

>> No.23675205

put in a limit buy for GME at 10 because I won't be awake in the morning and I feel like this will be fine.

>> No.23675214
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>Futures

>> No.23675215
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>>23675177
...It's looking like a 15%+ upside on the conservative side & it's cheap.

>> No.23675219

>>23675156
Looks like it dumped after the last one in August

>> No.23675232

>>23675195
OK, AMD has had a run up. Microsoft is part of the "tech" group. Will fall with apple & amazon.

Dropbox has been stable ALL year. If it has a good earnings report, it'll go up big.

>> No.23675237

>>23675232
when was the last earnings report? I want to see how the price behaved back then.

>> No.23675250

>>23675237
Think it was August 5th.

>> No.23675257

>>23675215
ill buy it, but give me a way to contact you incase it goes sour so I can tell you to kys for shilling it to me

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>>23675250
this ain't looking good anon

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>>23675237
last earnings

>> No.23675267

>>23674832
based

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>>23672437
I’m gonna be rich today

>> No.23675288

Any anons gonna be Suicidin’ With Biden on Tuesday?

>> No.23675337

>>23675156
Is it just me or does their chart look like shit? What's the appetizing part exactly?

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>>23675257
Lol, I'll be on 4chan.

It may go down 5%, or go up 50%

>> No.23675352

How do I short Italy

>> No.23675358

>>23675156
because index funds are buying?

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Futures are going to fake you out so bad. Today is gonna be a bloodbath

>> No.23675369

>>23675358
I just find it fishy. All these big institutions are adding shares.

I'm not a huge dropbox fan, I just noticed decent increases in holdings.

>> No.23675370

>>23675352
just short their national index? My broker calls it ITA40. But why?

>> No.23675383

>>23672795
There are some books on it, but the skill mostly comes from experience. If you are thinking about shorting frauds (wirecard, luckin etc) then don't even try - you need to have a top notch analysis and even then you're chances of blowup are really high. If thinking about shorting extended stocks then try to reverse engineer the sell off charts/patterns using various indicators and other elements of ta.

>> No.23675385

The year: 2022

Thru blockchain explosion and adderall added to water supply smart traders make a fortune selling naked puts on Selena Gomez stock ($STAR) prior to her shock suicide.

>> No.23675403

Fucking LinkedIn thots being insufferable, why do women ruin everything?

>> No.23675469

>>23675195
>earnings up = stocks down
look at SNAP

>> No.23675476

Are the markets closed today? And here I was thinking about accumulating more AMD.

>> No.23675486

>>23675476
at least wait for one green day

>> No.23675525

>>23675156
>chart
looks like it could push a little higher, but it broke through all the ma's on big sell vol, so really risky imo

>> No.23675549

>>23675352
>shorting italy
it's too late, shorting now would be like buying fsly at 112

>> No.23675563

>everything red premarket
based bears is there anything they cant do

>> No.23675568
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What a crabby day. I was promised a crash

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>>23675360

>> No.23675592
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>>23675525
RSI, MAC-D all show oversold conditions on the 1hr based on just macros. Nothing on the company itself. Institutions are buying in heavy, especially the instituition increasing holdings by a whopping 88%. Nuts.

I'm debating it myself. Work at home stock that never rose...

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Made this to celebrate tomorrow's green.

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>NIO 6% up pre-market

>> No.23675622

>>23675598
Tomorrow will be anything but green.
Tomorrow AH and Wednesday morning will be either be blood red or crab.

>> No.23675626

Buying Tesla after Trump wins. Thoughts? I'm new to this but TSLA went down 16% in the last two weeks and I'm sure they'll go up eventually.

>> No.23675643

>>23675626
Kek

>> No.23675645

>>23675622
Dubs confirm but I think tomorrow will crab and then Wednesday blood red since results will still not be confirmed

>> No.23675658

>>23675622
my trips say otherwise

>> No.23675663

Ooohhhh that spike!

>> No.23675688

CRYPTO GETTING RUGPULLED ITS OVER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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AMDbros wtf is this premarket spike to $84.29

>> No.23675746

>>23675719
insider buying
/smug/

>> No.23675754

>>23675360
i think last week priced shit in about no stimulus, covid cases fell by 20K over the weekend, and historical data shows that the market is actually up during the final 8 days of the election and we're the final day before it so lol.

>> No.23675777

bulltrap enabled

>> No.23675787

>>23675754
Keep telling yourself that

>> No.23675824

i dont like reddit users

>> No.23675829

>>23675787
Either way if I'm wrong, console releases are next week so I'm buying back into GME now lmao

>> No.23675832

>>23675719
>Hours before RDNA2 and ZEN3 launch announcement
Gee I wonder

>> No.23675858

>>23675100
Well said.

>> No.23675864

NEW BREAD

>>23675856

>>23675856

>>23675856

>>23675856


NEW BREAD

>> No.23675866

Why the fuck is SQQQ dumping? Someone give me a legitimate answer, uncertainty and fear should be very high at this point no?

>> No.23675870

>futures right now
What the fuck
>>23675832
That was days ago retard

>> No.23675877

>>23672770
I'm in eternal hodl

>> No.23675901
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>>23672437
Hi /smg/ beginner here. I have just turned 18 and will soon be getting an income and was wondering besides the tips in the op (I will read those soon) what are some personal tips you all can give.

>> No.23675965

>>23675901
You're too young to start investing. Some up some money first, buy a house and find some secure job. Then you can start gambling.

>> No.23676071

>>23675901
invest in ETFs. and while you're doing that. Imagine you have fake 10k dollars and play them virtually in the market and see how you do. Once you feel confident with fake trading get into real trading.
Never day trade, and never chase pumps ever.

>> No.23676120

>>23674040
>churches should be taxed
I actually agree but only because then they dont have to worry about losing their exempt status so they can go back to telling fags and abortionists that theyre going to hell