Fuckkkk

[Anonymous No.23663495]

[Anonymous No.23663516]

>>23663495
this is bullish for XRP

[Anonymous No.23663533]

Its called hemorrhoids, you profit off it by buying preparation H stock.

[Anonymous No.23663546]

eat more fiber boomer

[Anonymous No.23663552]

>>23663516
lmao

[Anonymous No.23663573]

>>23663495
I've been pooping blood for a while now, did some medical visits and just got jewed with very expensive bills and no solution
they told me, oh man it's all good right down, nothing to fear, but I keep shitting blood
what do?

[Anonymous No.23663602]

>>23663495
>Bright red
Don't worry, anon. It ISN'T colon cancer. Same thing happened to me and it eventually went away.Still, go to a doctor.

[Anonymous No.23663729]

>>23663573
Fast for a few days.
If that doesn't work, try dry fasting.
If that doesn't work, d0 elimination diet yo figure out whats killing you. Best to go all the way down to carnivore diet for a while if you can. Once you're stable on that you can reintroduce stuff until you're up to something like Wahls protocol.

If you don't fix it your guts gonna keep bleeding till you die.

[Anonymous No.23663817]

red blood means it is at or close to your asshole. its nothing, just dont massage your prostate all the time, reduce it a bit and use some lube

[Anonymous No.23663834]

Crohn's nigga

Start smoking weed and this goes away.

[Anonymous No.23663863]

>>23663817
This.
Use better paper toilet paper too.

[Anonymous No.23663966]

>>23663834
I started smoking weed before I got crohns, which only got worse over the last 15 years until I got on real medication

[Anonymous No.23663975]

>>23663602
>Same thing happened to me and it eventually went away
med anon here. increased sitting and stress can result in a higher likelihood of hemorrhoids.

literally everyone is basically sitting 3x more than usual and probably about 10x stressed as usual.

literally all of you need to set a timer ever 50 mins and walk around your house etc for 10 mins. this pandemic is going to last another year until we get a vacc, which won't even work that well, but it's still better than nothing.

take care everyone and get moving. it's pretty much the only reason you get old.

oh and buy KP3R. it's about to buck off.

[Anonymous No.23664005]

>>23663495
>>23663516

[Anonymous No.23664058]

Red blood means nothing.

Its your asshole and fresh and you probably just passed a large poop or hemorrhoid

If your poop is black and thick as oil then you worry.

Still see a proctologist

[Anonymous No.23664060]

>>23663573
I know you don't want to hear this anon, but you are going to have to stop letting jerome fuck your anus until it heals

[Anonymous No.23664077]

There's blood in the (toilet) water, time to buy!

[Anonymous No.23664083]

>>23663495
Tell your boyfriend to be more gentle next time

[Anonymous No.23664100]

Seriously OP dont wash your anus with soap...just flush well with water. Soap is drying out your butthole.

T. Had hemmoroids for years...did this now no hemmoroids

[Anonymous No.23664142]

>>23664100
how did you do this? did you have soap next to your toiletpaper?

[Anonymous No.23664188]

>>23664142
No in the shower....when you shower dont use soap on your butthole....just water.

[Anonymous No.23664211]

Where the Jannies lol. This has nothing to do with Business or Finance.

[Anonymous No.23664249]

>>23664100
>cum id

[Anonymous No.23664251]

>>23664188
That's nasty af

[Anonymous No.23664308]

>>23663495
>dry wiping
heathen

[Anonymous No.23664329]

When i was 15 (im 37 now ) i was on a medice called depakote..it was notorius for causing constipation.

My poops alone were terribly clogging our toilets so i started going in the woods and stuff.

Anyway one time i was playing red alert2 and it had been alnost 2 weeks since i had shit. I got on my bike and rode to my spot in the woods near an old car that had been abandoned.

I squatted a pushed so hard i passed out. Woke up with a massive football size shit halfway out my asshole with the densitybof a fucking dry playdoh...gavebit another good push and it finally slid out with a Thud on the dirt ....as thankfully the last half was newer and less aged than the first half so it was mushier.

Anyway long story short my asshole bles like a menstruating vagina for 3 days straight

I told my doctor who gave my a laxative and it never happened again

[Anonymous No.23664333]

It's more than likely hemorrhoids. I had them from sitting on my ass for too long. In my case they were internal, so poop pressing up against them (in the run up to needing to go) would cause some blood on my stool. Fibogel, for a few weeks, to make sure your stools aren't too heavy / irregular. Then sit on a soft cushion (like a pillow) on your chair. This reduces the pressure on your ass that causes them. Take regular breaks to walk around, plenty of water. Once I got it under control, pillow helped the most, regular exercise keeps it at bay, since it keeps the pressure off my ass and walking around is getting the guts working properly.