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23611919 No.23611919 [Reply] [Original]

does anyone on here work for the feds? I will suck your dick if you tell me the magic formula to get a fed job

>> No.23611971

I guess you need to be white and have a pol sci degree

>> No.23612039

>>23611919
https://about.usps.com/careers/

>> No.23612045

Yes

>> No.23612049

>>23611919
Clearance jobs is better

>> No.23612194
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23612194

Have no skills, be very bad at what you do, always be in a bad mood, and most importantly be a retarded roastie or shitskin nigger. Under no circumstances should you ever help, someone. I had a buddy who worked the, cushiest office job. Someone came in and asked which way lead back to the front door. Suspecting nothing he gave simple directions and pointed to the door. The next week he was out of a job, turned out to be a secret shopper who was checking in to make sure no one was doing their job. Another lady got fired for having m$ excel open instead of solitaire that same, visit. Government does not fuck around. Forgot piss tests, they want to rip out a sample of hair from your asshole to test for drugs.

>> No.23612220

>>23612049
>Clearance jobs
my clearance lapsed though while I was getting my undergrad degree
>>23612194
horry sheeeit. I'm a white man. I have a 10 point preference though.

>> No.23612255

>>23611919
Friend of mine works for FBI. They take mostly >30yo, criminal justice, military, or stem background preferred. Foreign language and comp sci people esp sought after.