/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.23579359]

Epistemic edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
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>Live streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aa54bSxbbEU

>Free chart:
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
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>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Suggested books:
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>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous >>23578075

[Anonymous No.23579450]

[Anonymous No.23579469]

DJIA to 14k EOY. Screencap this.

[Anonymous No.23579473]

>BRO WE'RE FUCKING CRASHING CLOSE ALL POSITIONS NOWWWW
ok????

[Anonymous No.23579474]

luv coomers
ate shorters
ate fudders
never sellin gme
simple as

[Anonymous No.23579481]

AND WE'RE BACK

[Anonymous No.23579484]

This is just the rehearsal. Friday will be the real deal.

[Anonymous No.23579488]

>>23579474
simple as what

[Anonymous No.23579495]

last time covid surged GME was 2.80 cents

[Anonymous No.23579499]

>GME just crabbing @12.20

At least its not going down anymore

[Anonymous No.23579500]

JUST FUCKING DUMP THE MARKET ALREADY I CANT HANDLE THIS BULLSHIT CRAB ANYMORE UP OR DOWN DONT CARE IF I LOSE MONEY JUST PICK A DIRECTION

[Anonymous No.23579507]

>>23579469
Kanye West will be vice president screencap this

[Anonymous No.23579514]

>>23579359
What the fuck do I do bros? I'm down like 10% on my portfolio I'm 15%cash 15% bonds. Do I cash my bonds and buy? Or just spend my 15% cash? Or wait for a bigger drop?

[Anonymous No.23579523]

>>23579354
REEEE SHUT UP! THE ONE TIME I DONT HEDGE ENDS UP BEING THE TIME I SHOULDVE HEDGED AAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.23579525]

I just bought 10 TQQQ
I held all my other positions
Please tell me I'm not about to lose my fun money

[Anonymous No.23579531]

>>23579474
cases up, market down

simple as

[Anonymous No.23579537]

Don't worry guys I stopped the crash by buying SQQQ

[Anonymous No.23579553]

>>23579537
I'm >>23579525
Good luck... may the best man win

[Anonymous No.23579555]

>>23579514
Wait for a bigger drop. Right now it's crabbing but everyone expects this market to crash

[Anonymous No.23579570]

>https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-germany-to-enter-four-week-lockdown-from-november-chancellor-merkel-confirms-12117056

GERMANY LOCKDOWN
>GERMANY LOCKDOWN
GERMANY LOCKDOWN
>GERMANY LOCKDOWN
GERMANY LOCKDOWN
>GERMANY LOCKDOWN

[Anonymous No.23579577]

I know it sounds retarded but hear me out: Is it time to buy
>GEO
at 8$? If Trump wins, there's no reason why it shouldn't bounce back to its post-Corona peak at the very least, which was around 14$. Esay 2x, no?

[Anonymous No.23579579]

>>23579537
Domt worry lads I just tossed $1 million dollars on SPY, QQQ, AND SOXX calls expiring this friday surely itll pump, r-right

[Anonymous No.23579581]

>>23579514
wait for tomorrows drop. Cannabis is the future. I don't know how else to convince you guys. At a certain point, I'm just going to laugh every time the stock market crashes cause I know cannabis is safe.

[Anonymous No.23579591]

>MGEN
>MGEN
>MGEN
>MGEN

[Anonymous No.23579592]

I can't believe I am bagholding two of the richest and fastest expanding companies on the planet.

[Anonymous No.23579603]

>>23579570
They really are just rolling with it so they dont look inept for locking down over something that kills less than the flu arent they?

[Anonymous No.23579610]

>>23579577
I'll do you one better. If Trump wins, you should buy FSLR.
>Factories in America
>will absolutely eat shit if Trump wins
>but Trump winning will change nothing and it will bounce right back

[Anonymous No.23579614]

>>23579592
stocks go up and down

and you paid some high multiples for those

[Anonymous No.23579615]

>>23579525
>TQQQ
>FB GOOGL TWTR testimonies
Buddy you are rolling the dice

[Anonymous No.23579616]

>>23579592
>he fell for the normalfag narrative

OHNONONONON ONONO NONONON

[Anonymous No.23579632]

>>23579537
Haha. I honestly feel like this. My decisions are so monumentally bad and my failure is so pure of heart that only I can save the market by making the ultimate sacrifice & shorting the fuck out of spy.
Still not gonna do it though. Fuck this gay ass market.

[Anonymous No.23579637]

>>23579359
I hate faggot "word play" quotes like OP's pic

>Are we building the right project? And are we building the project right???

It's so annoying when someone says something like this and then basks in how clever they are and faggots like OP come along like "WOW! I NEVER THOUGHT OF IT LIKE THAT!"

[Anonymous No.23579647]

>deaths up 40% in a week in Europe

[Anonymous No.23579651]

>>23579525
Anon, this is quite possibly the dumbest time to buy TQQQ. You’re insane. But good luck.

[Anonymous No.23579668]

CLF CHEAPIES

[Anonymous No.23579671]

>>23579615
its a complete nothingburger. the type of legislation needed for those companies is pretty nuanced and the senate is full of retarded boomers. they could only think in terms of retarded overreactions and that wont ever get passed

[Anonymous No.23579687]

>>23579668
if you like it now you'll love it at $4 or lower

[Anonymous No.23579688]

diamond hands, just hold you n00bs

but my AUVI bumped nicely today

[Anonymous No.23579708]

WHAT THE FUCK HORSEBROS

[Anonymous No.23579722]

these meat stocks are bloody red again

[Anonymous No.23579729]

>>23579671
>its a complete nothingburger
tell that to every mouthbreathing retard

[Anonymous No.23579739]

>>23579688
diamond hands overed in lead, fren. This is prime buying time. Anyone who bought in within the past 2 weeks are fools. Motley fools.

[Anonymous No.23579741]

>>23579637
Autism speaks

[Anonymous No.23579744]

MGEN IS MOOOOVIN

[Anonymous No.23579758]

>>23579615
Congressniggers aren't gonna do shit

[Anonymous No.23579764]

>>23579708

workdump @ 10 before Christmas

[Anonymous No.23579773]

>>23579729
i dont care what they think kek i know what the market makers think and that's what matters

[Anonymous No.23579789]

>>23579637
>Do the autists control the stocks?
or
>Do the stocks control the autists?

[Anonymous No.23579794]

>>23579499
>>23579495
let's do some worse case scenario calculations here
Corona chan caused GME to tank from $4.41 to $2.80 a - 64% downside move.
a repeat of that would put us at 15.00*(1-0.64) = $5.44 around the election
That's pretty rough.
That said within the first two weeks of April GME rocketed back up to $5.95 an upside move of 113% from the low and even 35% relative to the previous high
Such a pattern would put us right up at $20.25 during the run up to Q3

[Anonymous No.23579804]

>>23579493
>MSOS is the ETF to buy. The rest of them are all invested in the wrong companies.
I looked at the prospectus for MSOS and two things stuck out:
1. Their investment strategy is throwing spahgetti and seeing what sticks. Yes, they're highly diversified, but all it takes is a couple of dogs list to tank whatever profit the luckier companies earn.
2. Their fees seem pretty high at .75%.

[Anonymous No.23579817]

>>23579525
why would TQQQ go higher?

[Anonymous No.23579835]

>>23579817
Ok why not buy SQQQ than?

[Anonymous No.23579851]

>>23579637
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

[Anonymous No.23579853]

>>23579741
>>23579789
Do you niggers nig? Or do nig niggers you?

[Anonymous No.23579865]

bought NVDA at ath and my hands are getting weak. convince me not to sell at loss right now

[Anonymous No.23579866]

I wanna take a comfy nap, sick and tired of waiting for this crab market to actually do something.Just fucking crash already.

[Anonymous No.23579870]

>>23579570
I'm German. Listen.
My entire extended family got Corona (confirmed by doctors + full quarantine) a few weeks ago, seven people in total - I live in another city so I wasn't affected. My Aunt, who is late 50s had some mild fever and loss of taste. My Grandma, who is 85 years old, complained about a sore throat, but she complained more about not being able to go out on a hiking trip with the Alpverein.

FUCK MERKEL
FUCK GLOBOHOMO
AND FUCK BUILD-BACK-BETTER

[Anonymous No.23579871]

>market crabbing down
>hardly any penny stock jumps
>GME doing nothing
Boring day, gonna watch anime

[Anonymous No.23579872]

>>23579853
niggers are that which nigs

[Anonymous No.23579877]

>>23579637
>Do stocks go high because we buy? Or do we buy because they're high?

really makes me think..

[Anonymous No.23579880]

Imagine not playing with inverse etfs these days

[Anonymous No.23579889]

>Macron to announce new lockdown measures at 7pm France is expected to follow Germany's lead and enter its own four-week national lockdown soon, local media has widely reported.

>FRANCE LOCKDOWN
FRANCE LOCKDOWN
>FRANCE LOCKDOWN
FRANCE LOCKDOWN
>FRANCE LOCKDOWN
FRANCE LOCKDOWN
>FRANCE LOCKDOWN

[Anonymous No.23579893]

I'm in only since a few days with 33% of my money. I am going to sell everything red for a loss. Green stocks especially PLTR will be hodl. Also keeping MSFT/AMZN etc. Even if red. It's a fucking emotional roller-coaster and I have too much money in for this ride. I rather pull out now for a loss than to get rekt. I think the green stocks now are the future winners. This ride is too much for me as a newcomer. What a shitty timing. Hold me anon :(

[Anonymous No.23579895]

>>23579354
are tomboy gfs bullish?

[Anonymous No.23579896]

>>23579794
$5.44 sometime this winter seems possible.

i would buy that.

$12 now i would sell/not buy (however you want to phrase that)

[Anonymous No.23579899]

>>23579870
Fuck Merkel. Scheiss Merkel

Lockdown Schwachsinn NWO

[Anonymous No.23579901]

>>23579729
they are going to do a lot, just wait!
https://babylonbee.com/news/senators-vow-to-hold-big-tech-accountable-by-flying-them-to-dc-and-saying-mean-things-to-them

[Anonymous No.23579911]

DOWN AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.23579920]

Fuck visa, why the fuck is it tanking so hard. Guess I’m gonna be averaging down for years

[Anonymous No.23579922]

>>23579835
i was just wondering what your these for TQQQ was.

SQQQ sounds good. global slowdown coming.

[Anonymous No.23579944]

>>23579865

>buying high caps at that price

[Anonymous No.23579949]

>>23579920
this is a great opportunity. i am hoping it goes lower so i can buy.

it did 135 in march.

[Anonymous No.23579951]

>its another "literally everything tracks the nasdaq" episode
When will THIS meme end?

[Anonymous No.23579955]

GE holding up well today

[Anonymous No.23579973]

>>23579955
Probably won’t last very long.

[Anonymous No.23579997]

>>23579895
Raging bulls

[Anonymous No.23580010]

if you have access to LSE check Goldplat $GDP.L, this penny stock started mooning, great business development, great last quarters and ex-CEO just bagged 3.2Mil 5 days ago.

[Anonymous No.23580018]

>>23579955
>GE holding up well today
Run screaming. GE is America's version of DB in terms of potential losses.

[Anonymous No.23580022]

>>23579570
>Ms Merkel said she "wants to make sure" nursing homes can still receive visitors during the lockdown

lol literally the MOST at risk population, and Merkel insists that they will be allowed visitors.

Also

>Soaring deaths
>need to prevent overwhelming of hospitals
Pic related.

Is there anyone who's not a fucking idiot who's still buying this garbage? If they are worried about hospitals being overrun then they would open up some field hospitals in the most likely area to be overrun. Instead they shut down the economy AGAIN? And why would they open it up in 4 weeks when they know that the cases will just spike again?

Genuinely wondering when people are going to rise up against these corrupt politicians.

[Anonymous No.23580024]

>still sitting *extremely* comfy
>still in cash
>still autistic
>still a "fucking idiot lmao"

[Anonymous No.23580034]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.23580045]

This weeks seems to be following September pretty well.
I am betting that if we see a green day tomorrow, Friday will be pretty red

[Anonymous No.23580054]

Am I doing it right

[Anonymous No.23580073]

Anyone else bagholding Chegg? Can't believe it fell 10% after reporting record growth.

[Anonymous No.23580080]

Bleeding out the ass again....I cashed out the only green stuff I had and got 3k cash now.

Sure as hell not selling at a loss.

I guess I'll wait till Friday to buy more cheapies depending on if more countries besides France and Europe go on a lockdown again.

[Anonymous No.23580081]

>>23579687
>>23579853
How many nogs could the niggers nag if the niggers could nag nogs?

[Anonymous No.23580082]

>>23580024
Bulls always delusional

[Anonymous No.23580086]

The assassination of my portfolio by the coward frenchy Emmanuel Macron.

[Anonymous No.23580088]

>>23580054
You’re doing great, be sure to feed it more money for maximum gains.

[Anonymous No.23580090]

>>23579637
>>23579853
>>23579877
>I get High so Cannastocks get High
> Cannastocks get high so I get High
>Therefore getting high is the answer

[Anonymous No.23580091]

>>23580054
yes, this is exactly how the game is played. But for the love of all that is holy, please tell me you actually didn't buy GNUS.

[Anonymous No.23580095]

>>23579893
This reads like a copypasta, but it's real.

The reason it dumps is cus dumb money like you entered. Rinse and repeat, find another.

[Anonymous No.23580096]

>>23580024
I listened to you but I went ahead and put almost all of it back in today. How could I not?

[Anonymous No.23580097]

>>23579899
Dieses aber unironisch.

[Anonymous No.23580103]

You did short, right Anon????

[Anonymous No.23580105]

Buy the CRSR dip

[Anonymous No.23580106]

>>23580073
I stopped playing earnings and reports after the RKT shitshow in August. I would hang on to it though. Seems undervalued.

[Anonymous No.23580111]

>>23579739
yep. hold or buy or both. the line going down will wash away the robinhood/wsb tards

[Anonymous No.23580114]

>>23580081
how much iron ore does a slowing global economy use?

[Anonymous No.23580116]

End of day pump or dump?

[Anonymous No.23580126]

is everything down today? i'm down over 10%. should i just buy more while it's down?

[Anonymous No.23580135]

Oh look, my $UVXY prediction came true two days early. $30 after election.

[Anonymous No.23580136]

>>23580073
>Holding anything in a company called "CHEGG"

[Anonymous No.23580140]

>>23579893
Scared money makes no money fren. Strap your hands down with some lead, and get some post coom clarity.

[Anonymous No.23580141]

>>23579893
ngmi

you got filtered son

[Anonymous No.23580142]

>>23580073
what was the guidance? thats is often why a stock goes up or falls.

MSFT had good earnings but weak guidance for example.

[Anonymous No.23580147]

>>23580116
Hard dump desu

[Anonymous No.23580157]

>>23580116
Dump

[Anonymous No.23580159]

>>23580022
but you still have open borders right?

refugee crisis >>>>>health crisis

[Anonymous No.23580178]

>>23580116
Cannastocks will pump, tech will dump because Law suits coming at the tech sector in all directions: EU. USA, INDIA

[Anonymous No.23580179]

>>23580086
based Tim Apple meme catching on

[Anonymous No.23580188]

>>23580096
Today I am tempted too, but I don't think it's over quite yet. I think tomorrow may be the last day (if indexes are 2-3% down tomorrow then it's over, if it's only 0-1% down, or if tomorrow is a 1.5-3% rebound, then I don't think it's over -- if it isn't 2-3% down tomorrow, I will be waiting until Friday to 'confirm' and re-evaluate entry)

[Anonymous No.23580192]

CRSR doing a end day reversal again

[Anonymous No.23580196]

>>23580073
holding, i was expecting a meme earnings beat then dump but i didnt realize earnings was monday so i got stuck holding the bag again. i wouldnt worry, it will come back. most likely will crack $90 and hold before next ER in my opinion

[Anonymous No.23580199]

>>23580024
Well it's nice to see you're finally admitting it

[Anonymous No.23580200]

I sold some of my meme stocks. Will wait for this volatility to ease up a little bit.

[Anonymous No.23580203]

BASED SWEDEKEK BANTZ

[Anonymous No.23580209]

>>23580073
guidance looked pretty good.

must be something im missing.

good luck.

[Anonymous No.23580220]

I literally set up a trading app yesterday and I'm a total noob. Are the following days the days that will make me rich?

[Anonymous No.23580222]

why did all of my silver and gold mining stocks drop around 10% today?

[Anonymous No.23580223]

Palantir bros, when are you selling? I have a PLTR stock I bought at an average price of 9.87, sold some today and considering selling more.
I would use the money to buy more of other stocks when they dip and/or pour some into crypto.

[Anonymous No.23580228]

>>23580178
Should I hold onto my weekly SQQQ calls then?

[Anonymous No.23580231]

>>23580203
>Argentine flag instead of the Swedish flag
What's the difference? Both peoples are the same.

[Anonymous No.23580236]

>Oui! The mohamaddeans are behading our people in the streets, do something!
>Mon Du! I'll be called a racist. We'll say we're closing due to ze virus

[Anonymous No.23580239]

Buy V and MA

[Anonymous No.23580245]

>>23580024
There is no "saving." Cash is just another position.
>he thesis that you've chosen the correct boomerstock positions and can perfectly swing every single one of them is retarded, you are either wrong or you would be a billionaire in a year.
Right now your picks suck, you made an alternative pick, cash, and it's doing ok. Merely ok. It's up 0% while some picks are up and some are down.
Stop posting this smug objectively incorrect bullshit in every thread and making a fool of yourself when you take on the people you triggered with your smug eternal wrongness.
Stop acting like triggering people by being objectively wrong makes you smart.

[Anonymous No.23580247]

>>23580220
Yes, so long as you stay on the sidelines for a while.

[Anonymous No.23580248]

>>23580073

UPS doing the same lol

[Anonymous No.23580255]

faggot market

[Anonymous No.23580258]

When's TQQQ finna dump?

[Anonymous No.23580259]

>>23580236
To be fair Macron did roast Muslims can call it a religion in crisis and say that their sandniggery isn't tolerated in a secular society.

No government is going to go full 1488 on Muslims in Europe, sorry anon.

Erdogan literally only ooga booga'd cus it appeals to his Islamist base.

[Anonymous No.23580260]

Kids who started investing in march are starting to realise that stocks can go down and it's retarded to think that a big tech rally during the start of a depression won't last for long.
This is the end of growth stocks. Enjoy bagholding that overpriced shit when all countries start distancing from USAs tech bullshit

[Anonymous No.23580262]

i lost 10% of my entire wealth on emerging markets today

[Anonymous No.23580272]

Is that a cup and handle forming on PLTR? Ooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.23580276]

We're stuck crabbing again, aren't we? Just dump it already.

[Anonymous No.23580277]

>>23580231
As well as comparable in melanin content

[Anonymous No.23580285]

Can banks actually report to the state in Europe about any suspicious regular money transfers below 5k in value? Currently falsely reporting residence in 2 different states in order to collect welfare and crossing the border so I can manually withdraw the cash is troublesome. This is /smg/ related because I'm planning to invest those gibs.

[Anonymous No.23580287]

Should I buy SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.23580292]

>Market down
>PZZA up
What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.23580304]

>>23579870
>gets covid
>complains more about not being able to go on a hiking trip
Based True German heritage.

[Anonymous No.23580311]

>>23580245
Anon, if I had stayed in my portfolio, I would now be down 10% from where I sold at. That is all I am claiming.
>Right now your picks suck
kek
>Stop acting like triggering people
why are you so triggered anon? lmao. you are the one choosing to get triggered by me being in cash. pathetic
So emotional, anon. So emotional. Get triggered more please. You mad?

[Anonymous No.23580312]

>>23580073
>>23580248
High earnings is only growth in the past.
When people say growth they almost always mean in the future.
Where are Chegg and UPS going to be when Covid ends on November 4th?

[Anonymous No.23580314]

>>23580292
It always does that

[Anonymous No.23580327]

>>23580292
I hope crackwhorefuckeranon is somewhere out there making money on it

[Anonymous No.23580331]

>>23580223
Never. They are crucial to the NWO. Buy more so we all can get enslaved by their intelligence software.

[Anonymous No.23580360]

>>23580116

Crab into eod. Solid red again tomorrow.

Friday is the day that boomers holding mutual funds panic, and there’s a massive dump into the close as the mutual funds have to liquidate positions.

[Anonymous No.23580361]

>>23580312
Doin your mom

[Anonymous No.23580364]

>>23580105
>120 for a 22.5 cash put
Hell yeah.

[Anonymous No.23580373]

>>23580222
cash is king. bonds are hailed as safety. velocity of money is going up as much the 'printing' of money.
Precious metals like gold either overreact to the positive or underreact to the negative during bouts of inflation

[Anonymous No.23580376]

>>23580276
GONNA DUMP HARD IN THIRTY MINUTES WHEN MACARON PUTS WHOLE FRANCE IN HARD LOCKDOWN

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.23580401]

>>23580360
I wish I had more cash to short right now, my shitty new job doesn't pay me until next Friday

[Anonymous No.23580404]

Visa and MasterCard bagholders report in

[Anonymous No.23580411]

>>23580373
>is going
isnt*

[Anonymous No.23580413]

>>23579870
I can relate
My dad caught the meme flu a few months ago made a 100 percent recovery
But he did get drunk one time and drunk call me at 3 am
Thinking he was dying ,i blame it on the media blowing out of proportions.

[Anonymous No.23580415]

>>23580404
waiting to buy

maybe some of the best companies ever. i used to own mastercard for years.

[Anonymous No.23580420]

>>23580231
>>>23580203
>>Argentine flag instead of the Swedish flag
>What's the difference? Both peoples are the same.
>Argentina
>white

Being this new to one of 4chan's longest, ongoing jokes lmao

[Anonymous No.23580434]

>>23580413
Glad your pops is ok

[Anonymous No.23580436]

i told my boomer dad about germany and france locking down and he said it's smart and good for the economy if it stops or slows spreading

[Anonymous No.23580438]

>>23580292
Probably expecting another lockdown when pizza sales soar due to people having to stay home.

[Anonymous No.23580441]

>>23580203
Proof Argentina is white.

[Anonymous No.23580444]

>>23580415
>>23580404
reminder Visa wants to get rid of paper cash.

[Anonymous No.23580459]

>>23580304
She's extremely BASED. When I was in my late teens and went through a liberal phase she once told me not to bring a Kopftuchmädchen as a gf to dinner, then laughed loudly when I protested and served me another plate of Spätzle.

[Anonymous No.23580466]

>>23580436
Boomers are literally the worst generation.

[Anonymous No.23580470]

>>23580436
Boomers are faggots, your dad sucks global homo dick

[Anonymous No.23580476]

>>23580311
>if I had stayed in my portfolio, I would now be down 10%
>right now your picks suck
This is the same claim. You yourself are saying that your one and true portfolio WOULD BE down 10% if you were stupid enough to keep holding in.
The idea of timing the bottom and top of an entire port, let alone an index, is stupid. You would be a billionaire, end of argument.
>why are you so triggered anon?
Because you are smugposting an objectively wrong claim, that entering a cash position is akin to "saving." This is wrong and misleading. Cash is merely a position.
>So emotional, anon. So emotional. Get triggered more please.
>You mad?
Nice turnaround. I enjoy correcting objectively incorrect smugposters, yes, I guess that's an emotion.
But the real question is why you enjoy getting called out as a retard in thread after thread by half a dozen posters who keep proving that they understand more than you, at least on the topic of cash as a position better than you.
Do you like getting called a stupid retard, you stupid retard?
Are you jacking off to me calling you objectively wrong and explaining why without any room for counter arguments?
That's
That's kind of gross, anon. Stop touching yourself at the thought of getting put in your place by your intellectual superiors.

[Anonymous No.23580479]

>>23580438
If people have to stay home, who is making the pizza?

[Anonymous No.23580481]

>>23580436
>Shutting down for a month just to then re-open again
>Good

[Anonymous No.23580491]

>TWTR options IV
jesus christ...should i sell some of these puts?

[Anonymous No.23580497]

You did buy MGEN with me, right anon?

[Anonymous No.23580499]

Grishka
What does the scouter say about his sour level?

[Anonymous No.23580502]

>>23580491
How far out are they?

[Anonymous No.23580507]

>>23580073
No i dont buy that cheaters stock. Like i need a doctor, engineer, or accountant who doesnt know what theyre doing

[Anonymous No.23580520]

Bobo thanks for the gains

[Anonymous No.23580528]

>>23580188
Yea, I still have reserves. But holy shit I just cant fathom energy and oil taken any more of a beating.

[Anonymous No.23580533]

>>23580479
lost

[Anonymous No.23580547]

>>23580502
earnings reports tomorrow before market, IV is like 195% for an ATM put. the share price is low due to the hearings, i wonder if it would completely dump due to earnings miss
I also wonder if that would even matter since the IV is so ridiculous + theta decay

[Anonymous No.23580548]

>>23580476
Bro you need a xanax lmao

[Anonymous No.23580551]

>>23580436
I read an article the other week about the EZB complaining about not reaching their inflation targets because "Oy Vey, the excellent European response to the Corona crisis has increased the strength of the Euro compared to the Dollar too much".
What a fucking circus.

[Anonymous No.23580554]

>>23580073
>founders: Aayush Phumbhra, Osman Rashid
If it ain't white, it ain't right.

[Anonymous No.23580563]

>>23580548
I have a face tat and criminal record thanks to those things

[Anonymous No.23580574]

>green today
Feels good man

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.23580578]

Is it going to be pour hour or sour hour?

[Anonymous No.23580587]

>>23580548
How'd you get so wound up, dude?

[Anonymous No.23580588]

MARKET IS FAKE AND GAY

[Anonymous No.23580589]

>>23580259
France will be a superpower by 2030

[Anonymous No.23580590]

https://www.forbes.com/sites/robertberger/2020/10/27/big-changes-may-be-coming-to-401k-ira-and-other-retirement-accounts/

[Anonymous No.23580593]

>>23580578
Crab hour.

[Anonymous No.23580614]

>>23580444
I haven't used paper cash in over 6 years

[Anonymous No.23580622]

Fucking Tupperware up 34% this has to ve the most absurd development

[Anonymous No.23580624]

>>23580476
>The idea of timing the bottom and top of an entire port, let alone an index, is stupid.
Anon, if you spend 80+ hours a week autistically watching, reading, studying the markets like I do.. I am not claiming that every single one of the stocks in my portfolio is down since. I am only claiming that by staying in my long-hold portfolio, instead of selling, I would be down 10% from where I was. I intend to buy back into my portfolio as soon as the volatility is over, as I think my portfolio has the best picks for sustained longterm high growth. Therefore, I have saved, personally, 10%.
>an objectively wrong claim, that entering a cash position is akin to "saving."
You're fighting a straw man. I have nowhere claimed that by being in cash you are saving money. I am talking about just for myself, for my portfolio, that I intend to buy back-in.
>retard in thread after thread by half a dozen posters
Kek. It's just you anon, it's literally just you who gets this triggered to know there's another anonymous person that you will never meet who is in cash position.
>Nice turnaround. I enjoy correcting objectively incorrect smugposters, yes, I guess that's an emotion.
At least you're aware that it's irrational to get this angry as you are, about another anonymous person you will never meet being in cash position instead of in stocks
>put in your place by your intellectual superiors.
absolute kek. A wise man once said "if you have to say you're smart, you're not smart."

I will continue to enjoy my MAXIMUM COMFY cash position, ready to get back in for cheapies. :^)
[and you call me autistic! lmao.]

[Anonymous No.23580628]

>>23580590
I wish I would've gotten chink flu so I could've cashed out my 401k tax free

[Anonymous No.23580646]

Im starting to think buying TQQQ before a contested election that could breakout in violence all while during a virus outbreak and huge economic disruption was not a good idea.
I need some hopium

[Anonymous No.23580650]

>>23580444
super trend. multi decade.

[Anonymous No.23580653]

>>23580624
Nigga do you really expect me to read ALL THAT SHIT?

[Anonymous No.23580654]

>>23580590
skimmed it, these all look like good changes. am i missing something?

[Anonymous No.23580657]

>>23580622
Wtf dude my dad used to read that book to me when I was little. At least my day got a little brighter for me today :)

[Anonymous No.23580665]

>>23580590
>The Secure Act 2 would require 401(k), 403(b) and SIMPLE plans to automatically enroll employees once they are eligible to participate in the plan.
>One study even found that automatic enrollment nearly eliminated the racial gap in enrollment rates among employees.
>Recommended for you: Joe Biden Promises To End Traditional 401(k)-Style Retirement Savings Tax Benefits. What’s That Mean?

[Anonymous No.23580670]

>>23580578
idk, Im getting some Mcdonalds Mcgriddles

[Anonymous No.23580676]

Power hour or sour hour?

[Anonymous No.23580684]

Insider here, March lows will be tested soon. Be patient.

[Anonymous No.23580685]

Hey bobo I have something I have to tell you.
I'M. NOT. SELLING.

[Anonymous No.23580687]

>>23579359
Beautiful

[Anonymous No.23580689]

>>23580502
oh i misunderstood you. i didnt buy any twitter options thank god, i want to sell some before close today

[Anonymous No.23580695]

>>23580587
kek!
accuses another anon of being wound up after posting:
>>23580476
and
>>23580245

[Anonymous No.23580703]

>>23580420

[Anonymous No.23580705]

>>23580654
Automatic enrollment sounds like Platinum Bullrun time to me.
Surely this can't go wrong.

[Anonymous No.23580706]

BUY UVXY +50% WITHIN TWO WEEKS DIGITS CONFIRM

[Anonymous No.23580710]

>>23580245
just filter that retard

[Anonymous No.23580712]

OH MY GooOOOD I LOOOOVE this fucking STOCK GAME boys.
I love to buy them and to sell them and I love to imaginge the faggots who buy for the prices that I am selling it for OMG BOOOOYYYS I LOOVE the STOCKS I cant find THE WORDSSSS

[Anonymous No.23580713]

>>23580685
Stupidity isn't bravery

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.23580716]

>>23580676
pour hour... when it rains it pours.

[Anonymous No.23580719]

>>23580665
Ah, we get fucked because niggers, no surprise here

[Anonymous No.23580720]

>>23580259
>Invaders literally start beheading your citizens
>Ay, that's not cool bro...
Excellent leadership I see.

[Anonymous No.23580721]

Macron will speak how can I short the cac40 WHY ARE THERE ALL THESE 0 INCREDIBLE GAINS?

[Anonymous No.23580722]

I just pulled all my money out of the bank. I win, you lose.

[Anonymous No.23580731]

>>23580259
The funny part is all of this if you ask me is the fact that Macron and his economic minister said something like "we're gonna use methods to strangle islamist fundings". Like.. why now? They knew they got funding, they knew the funding went to fuel extremism of muslims and yet did nothing until now. Honestly it feels like they are doing this because they are scared unemployed masses of white people turns into an extreme anti-muslim mob, with the economy dumping and all that

[Anonymous No.23580734]

>>23579851
Ah, another fellow from Oldfag's & Based's

[Anonymous No.23580736]

>>23580624
tl;dr
Get a room, niggers

[Anonymous No.23580739]

evens power hour
odds power dump hour

[Anonymous No.23580743]

I'm all cash AND I'm actually making money by holding USD given I leave in syrup dollars

[Anonymous No.23580744]

is it too late for spy puts

[Anonymous No.23580750]

>>23580024
Reeee why no screenshot of me calling you based!!!

[Anonymous No.23580752]

>>23580719
this is why they are doing this. how can it be more obvious

[Anonymous No.23580753]

>>23580622
oh god i flipped calls for like $50 easy profit months ago, they'd probably beworth tens of thousands now

it makes perfect sense btw when a company that was most likely going bankrupt is backstopped by the fed, that it should pump.

[Anonymous No.23580757]

>>23580722
based

[Anonymous No.23580763]

>>23580750
based

[Anonymous No.23580766]

>>23580716
>pour hour
>when it rains it pours

[Anonymous No.23580771]

>>23580245
Found an anon who smugly protested that not being in the market loses you money. Lmao the cope

[Anonymous No.23580783]

>>23580420
... there are white swedes?

[Anonymous No.23580791]

>>23580695
Yes.
Dude thought posting an argument on the internet is aberrant. Does he know where he is?

I noticed you didn't answer.
>tl;dr for you barbiturate users, This anon has a "perfect port" but he sold it because it would have been perfectly down 10% otherwise, and his new port is up 0% which is supposed to be some kind of gains porn

[Anonymous No.23580793]

>>23580703

[Anonymous No.23580828]

>>23580685
Same, this is all pre election gayness and it'll be back in the green next week

[Anonymous No.23580831]

https://www.twitch.tv/cowo

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.23580839]

>>23580744
no it's gonna dump another 10%

[Anonymous No.23580841]

>>23579359
should i just start selling all my fucking stocks and buy back in later?

every time i watch it shoot up i want to pull out and then i dont and it just crashes back even lower. all im doing is wasting fucking money. i put 1000 dollars in and all i do is watch it lose value constantly its not even fucking worth it. have 2000 dollars worth of stocks and youll make 50 bucks a year its fucking useless garbage

[Anonymous No.23580851]

>>23580791
I did respond to you
>>23580624
>choosing between these options:
>be down 10%
>be down 0%
Pick one

[Anonymous No.23580859]

>>23579895
As long as they fuck good and suck even better. Does this answer your question?

[Anonymous No.23580862]

>>23580624

[Anonymous No.23580870]

>>23580223
~6 months after lock up. Buy PUTS reinvest and hold for 3-5 years.

[Anonymous No.23580873]

>tfw buy and hold index funds and blue chip companies only
Feels good to not worry about a small dip. Imagine panicking right now.

[Anonymous No.23580874]

>SOUR HOUR

[Anonymous No.23580878]

Bros, how low could XOM go realistically?

[Anonymous No.23580880]

>>23580862
Even if the market pumped up 5% right now, I would still be better off having sold and buying back in than I would otherwise :^)

[Anonymous No.23580883]

>>23580479
i didnt know this was a ylyl thread.

[Anonymous No.23580884]

>Bezos, Who Owns Amazon And WaPo, Might Buy CNN, Report Says
CNN TO BECOME A AMAZON SHILLFEST! BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.23580886]

>>23580878
0

[Anonymous No.23580887]

>>23580771
>not being in the market loses you money
Dollars is a position in the market, dumb fuck.
Is it the best position?
How the fuck is your entire watchlist red?
What is shorting, anyway?

[Anonymous No.23580889]

Hard lesson learned. Speculation rule I’m adding to my rule set to go off of. Going to back test it hammered on whiskey later for the pain of getting BTFO. Here’s the rule though. I got BTFO on UPS. So if it’s crabbing as bad as it was and going red leading up to earnings. This is a sign that the stock is overbought. Then If the market is red and looking bad overall. It’s going to combine with the stock being overbought and they are going to sell the news hard, whether it had a great earnings and everyone is screeching UPS to $200 or not.

[Anonymous No.23580891]

To the anon who said buy DENN....REEEEEEEEEEE IM NOT THAT ANON WHO PUTS THAT FREAKING COMMENT REEEEE WHAT HAPPENED TO DENN!!!

[Anonymous No.23580899]

>>23580590
They had to do this in the UK because normies weren't saving a penny or investing a penny.

Fucking normies lol, racial evidence in there too lol.

[Anonymous No.23580900]

THE FUCK IS THIS PUMP OUT OF NOWHERE fuck you jew nigger retards stop buying and let it dump

[Anonymous No.23580914]

>>23580721
Binck Bank does a wonderful job for shorts

[Anonymous No.23580917]

>sm down
>metals down
>crypto
Where is the money going? It's this just a liquidity race?

[Anonymous No.23580922]

>>23580887
>you must ALWAYS be in stocks anon!!
>if you're not long, you MUST be short!!
>you are not allowed to invest the way you like!!
>you have to invest the way I tell you!!
this is you. kek

[Anonymous No.23580926]

>>23580917
Some andre coin

[Anonymous No.23580929]

>>23580917
PLUG :)

[Anonymous No.23580933]

>>23580922
He’s right

[Anonymous No.23580937]

>>23580891
Den cheapies

[Anonymous No.23580942]

Are you a victim of financial abuse?

[Anonymous No.23580943]

that was the most unnatural shit ever. spy up $1 over 5 seconds. fucking money printer funds are being injected.

[Anonymous No.23580949]

>>23580917
Dollar and a few other currencies

[Anonymous No.23580955]

>>23580851
amazing how an autist that spends that much time studying the markets/economy cant find a few investments that go green during a lockdown

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.23580960]

pumping into pour hour. they're going to make it rain, green close no wammies!

[Anonymous No.23580975]

MARKET IS FAKE AND GAY

[Anonymous No.23580976]

>>23580889
You are ghetto-describing a real concept called relative strength (or in this case, relative weakness). The idea is that if your stock is red and the market is red, you should be looking for a red entry because it's likely to stay red. If your stock is green and the market is green, it's likely to stay green, so you're looking for a green entry.
However, if the stock goes counter to the market in a shocking way (e.g. it was red yesterday, market is red today and stock gapped up green), it's in strong relative strength/weakness and will keep working countermarket. Moreover, if market turns around, it will get a huge boost temporarily. You can aggressively enter such trades.
But be careful if it merely gapped up after a neutral or green day and the market is red, because it is likely to close the gap instead, especially if it gapped straight into resistance. In that case, wait a few candles before doing any trade to see the leading direction.

[Anonymous No.23580984]

>>23580960
WAMMIE!

[Anonymous No.23580986]

GERMONEY NO

[Anonymous No.23580989]

>>23580942
Yes. Jews have financially abused me and my people for thousands of years.

[Anonymous No.23580991]

>>23580942
Every person in this country is because are wages are stagnant as fuck

[Anonymous No.23580994]

I dont think I should be in the market. I dont seem to know what im doing not gonna lie.

[Anonymous No.23581002]

>>23580880
Why are you replying to a picture? Time to stop posting, tl:dr your rant.

[Anonymous No.23581007]

What's going on with HTZ?!

[Anonymous No.23581009]

lol HTZ

[Anonymous No.23581011]

"THE ELECTION HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE SELL OFF"

why do i think this is false.

[Anonymous No.23581019]

>>23580994
no please stay it doesn't work without you

[Anonymous No.23581022]

>>23580994
just invest in cannabis, then throw your hands in the air until 2021

[Anonymous No.23581028]

Is it time to pull the trigger on TSLA? Pretty big dip today, looks promising

[Anonymous No.23581030]

>>23580994
It's ok nobody here really does.

[Anonymous No.23581035]

Do I average down on my UPS? I'm down fucking 10% after today but it's supposed to be one of my larger long term holds. And of course it fucking tanked hard on great earnings, I mean why the fuck wouldn't it??

[Anonymous No.23581038]

I did it. I fucking did it. I bought.

[Anonymous No.23581039]

>>23580955
I seriously considered going all in SPDN, but for me, it wasn't worth it - there is too much uncertainty & volatility on both sides
[others suggested being in SQQQ - how did that work out for them yesterday?]
If you're expecting huge volatility both ways, sometimes it's better to take your chips off the table.
>VERY, VERY IMPORTANT TO UNDERSTAND:
It's more important to not lose money than it is to make money.
The faster you grasp this concept, the faster you will make it in the markets. Stop losing money.
>furthermore
>cant find a few investments that go green during a lockdown
I already have my picks. What you're not understanding is that stocks have a thing called "beta" where even if they are great picks, if the market shits the bed they will too

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.23581042]

>>23580989
That's why we're all hiding with Biden.

[Anonymous No.23581048]

>>23581028
tomorrow will dip, then friday will recover on the final hour. It is so.

[Anonymous No.23581051]

>>23580828
Smart bobos will close before nov 3, massive stimulus will be announced right after the election

[Anonymous No.23581056]

>>23580851
I explained the issue with the whole "my portfolio" thing. You're saying these are the winners even when they're losers and other positions, cash for example, are winning. It's like you're yearly candles personified.
You deny thinking about a cash position as "saving"? It's in the pic, it's in many of your posts.
>>23580922
Did I say ALL ALWAYS MUST?
No. The only person all-in a position is you. The only person smugposting is you.
As a wise man once said, if you don't know something you're ignorant, but if keep acting smug in the face of rational objections, you're a dumbass.

Anyway, if you can time your perfect port with your 80 hours a week, you can time it both ways.

[Anonymous No.23581064]

jews aren't going to let SPY go below 328 are they.

[Anonymous No.23581076]

>>23581022
>just invest in cannabis
you are literally the one who's been shilling weed penny stocks for the last month
they're already overvalued as fuck for what they are

[Anonymous No.23581083]

so many bagholders damn

>i bot the top in apple
>ups
>amd
>amzn

wtf.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.23581089]

>>23581064
I don't think (they) have enough dry powder.

[Anonymous No.23581091]

>>23581064
Today's low in 327.15, no idea what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.23581096]

>>23581042
>B-but joe it was y-you who put those children in cages

[Anonymous No.23581097]

>>23580976
BASED.
I’m definitely adding relative strength/weakness to my rule set now. Looks like I should set the bottle down and study more. Thank you for your wisdom.

[Anonymous No.23581104]

>>23581039
You have more money for high beta picks if you don't sit in cash during a three month crab.
Stop calling your position "saving" and stop treating 0% as gains porn.

[Anonymous No.23581115]

>>23581083
I've been bagholding for 2 months and it only gets worse from here.

[Anonymous No.23581130]

>bought the top again

I never learn
Now time to hold for weeks/months to break even

[Anonymous No.23581132]

>>23581083
Just robinhood niggas.

This was bound to happen, all the wagies got to be at home for weeks/months & saw oh look market go up.

Happens around every volatile period. They somehow always lose though, even on the greenest of days lol.

Paper hands selling right now, lol.

[Anonymous No.23581135]

BUY PLTR RIGHT NOW THE RESISTANCE IS AT $10.90 AND THEN WE GO TO MOON

[Anonymous No.23581144]

>>23581083
>tfw bought directly after q2 earnings and am at a comfy +8% near the bottom of this channel
covered call machine baby

[Anonymous No.23581151]

WTF RKT

[Anonymous No.23581158]

>i think i sold the bottom
>you think you bought the top

which one has worse luck? find out in the next episode of /smg/!

[Anonymous No.23581163]

>>23579537
I caused the crash today by selling my fngd, uvxy, and sqq yesterday.

[Anonymous No.23581179]

>>23581056
>you can time it both ways.
I intend to. I want to be clear, I do not intend to perfectly catch the bottom, and perfectly catch the wave up. I only intend to catch it lower than where I sold at, which will be very easy to do, seeing as I have a 10% cushion. I am more interested in 'sure things' where I know it's going up, than speculating / gambling. I am looking to make as guaranteed returns as possible.
>You're saying these are the winners
Yes - in my opinion, they are, that's why they are in my portfolio. Yesterday they all went up 5% on the false rally - they are all good picks (imo.)
>You deny thinking about a cash position as "saving"?
Brother, the filename for my picture is all-cash-saved-10% so far - would you prefer I have the filename be: all-cash-portfolio-would-be-down-10%-if-I-had-not-sold? would that make you happy? You're arguing semantics here anon.
If I had remained in my portfolio, instead of cash, I would be down 10%. By selling, I have saved 10%.
>rational objections
Anon, you haven't made any rational objections. Just a lot of angry screeching

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.23581180]

>>23581096
You want us to believe that coyotes dragged these kids over the boarder?

[Anonymous No.23581184]

>>23581163
Also, sold all my stocks today for losses. 100% cash now, so another multi year golden bull market can begin.

[Anonymous No.23581186]

AUVI

big green today :)

[Anonymous No.23581187]

bitcorn, oil and gold dumping with the stonks as usual xD yield is unchanged but pushing lower probably finally if markets parabolic crash

eur is verge of collapse because of flu season restrictions, nobody seem to have noticed that current covid has very low death rate because it's a different mutation

[Anonymous No.23581188]

>>23581042
>Who built the cages, Joe?

[Anonymous No.23581190]

>PELOSI: HOPEFULLY NOW TRUMP WILL COME TO THE TABLE ON AID TALKS

so is this some kind of admission from the DNC that they are controlling the market?

[Anonymous No.23581194]

Why are all of you fuckers panicking when the stock will shoot up again in a couple days

[Anonymous No.23581202]

>>23581104
>implying I intend to stay in cash for 3 months
>implying I don't expect a hard rally no matter who wins
>implying I'm not watching the market very closely to get back in the next week

[Anonymous No.23581203]

>>23581180
this is why you lose money retard

[Anonymous No.23581214]

>>23581190
Ya I heard that too. Its all so tiresome fuck these kikes

[Anonymous No.23581215]

>>23581158
Buying the top is a worse feeling especially with calls.
It feels like you just got exit scammed.

[Anonymous No.23581219]

>>23581210
>>23581210
>>23581210

[Anonymous No.23581225]

>>23581194
People panicking is why I come here it makes red days more fun

[Anonymous No.23581230]

>>23581180
Consdiering 20% of women who cross the border get sexually exploited or raped, I'd say yes.

[Anonymous No.23581245]

>GME
>saw almost +100% gains turn to +50%
this makes me feel sick even though Im still gaining money and it hasn't hit my panic button stop loss yet
i was too greedy and didnt buy protective puts for election day because the premiums are like $1/share even for OTM puts what the fuck

and if I put tighter stop losses, I would have been kicked out a long time ago, i can't win

[Anonymous No.23581281]

>>23581194
Paper hands, the poor fags always get beaten out.

I see portfolio dip 1%, that's 3k down for me and oki wutever that's a long term holding for ya.

4 fig niggers on here, I LOST 300 DOLLARS TODAY OMG AAAAAA.

Its sad cause, most of it is unironic... I guess to poor people 300 buck is a lot or something lmao.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.23581299]

>>23581230

[Anonymous No.23581341]

>>23581076
Shilling isn't the term I would use. The stocks I am recommending are legitimate businesses.
>IIPR
>CURLF
>TCNNF
>GTBIF
Tell me which of these are penny stocks? Whose market caps are each at least a billion each.

[Anonymous No.23581420]

>>23581299
Not that kind of coyote.

[Anonymous No.23581434]

>>23581179
>>you can time it both ways.
>I intend to.
You misunderstand. With research and good timing, shorting or buying puts or even swinging call-writes is trivial.
You think of cash as "saving" so you forfeit opportunity that's no more risky than longing and selling covered calls.
>they are all good picks (imo.)
>they all went up 5% on the false (rally while I was in cash)
Yearly candles personified.
>all-cash-portfolio-would-be-down-10%-if-I-had-not-sold
This removes the foolish psychology of "saving" good job
>If I had remained in my portfolio, instead of cash, I would be down 10%. By selling, I have saved 10%.
Do you really not understand the error?
YOU said cash is a position but you don't seem to understand.
It's like saying
>By buying dollars in March instead of oil, I saved 50%
No, son. You would have prevented a crushing loss but you missed a lot of opportunity. Saving is taking your income buying assets instead of consumables. What you did is buying non-risky assets. I'm up 8% in the time you've been 100% invested, yes, invested in the dollar. Stop posting 0% gains porn. There's people ITT who bought UVXY calls, I'm not one of them, but let's stop jerking each other off for a minute and congratulate them.

[Anonymous No.23581521]

>>23580937
Lmao i remember this pic of mega brain

[Anonymous No.23581553]

>>23581028
Depends really. If the bubble for ot finally pops, gg you might actually dump to sub $100. Idk if the bubbles popped on it but it sure has a lot of difficulty stay in mid 400s

[Anonymous No.23581577]

>>23581035
>great
Anon they did slightly better than last time.

[Anonymous No.23581601]

>>23581434
Nowhere have I even once claimed that I am making a better return than taking another position anon. I have not once argued that I wasn't missing out on opportunities. I have not once argued that being in cash is the BEST option for everyone. Only that for me, personally, for my portfolio, it is currently the best option, and that by doing so, I have saved 10%.
>forfeit opportunity that's no more risky than longing and selling covered calls.
Kek. Yeah, I'm sure everyone AAAAAAAAAing is super happy that they stayed in their positions and continued to sell covered calls, I'm sure they're really happy they didn't sell.

>all-cash-portfolio-would-be-down-10%-if-I-had-not-sold
This removes the foolish psychology of "saving" good job
Okay anon, so you admit that you're just arguing semantics here. Good job.

>Cash is a position
Yes. Cash is a position. You need to understand this. You do not always need to be long or shorting the market. Sometimes, taking your chips off the table is the best option available.
>Stop posting 0% gains porn.
I'll keep posting it, and I'll do whatever the fuck I want, fuck you, and fuck your pathetic attempts to silence me. I'll do whatever the fuck I want, regardless of your screeching.
> I'm up 8% in the time you've been 100% invested, yes, invested in the dollar.
Congratulations, nobody is saying you're not doing fine. You're taking this too personal, that I'm attacking you / telling you you're doing the wrong thing. I'm not. We can both be doing our own thing anon. We can both have different ideas about trading and investing. We can both invest our money how we like.
>there's people ITT who bought UVXY calls
Cool! Good for them!

[Anonymous No.23581918]

>>23581230
Only 20%? I expected more desu

[Anonymous No.23581967]

>>23581601
>saving
>saving
>semantics
>THE GOLDEN POSITION
>saving
Imagine being this invested in proving yourself and never learning anything from your betters.
If I dug my heels in like you any time I made a clear-cut psychological error I would be broke. You must have inherited a lot of room to fail.

[Anonymous No.23582009]

>>23581967
No anon, you didn't save 10%, you just didn't lose 10%!!
I'm not arguing semantics here!!
Not losing 10% doesn't mean you saved 10%!!
>absolutestate.png
kek

[Anonymous No.23582051]

>>23581967
>learning anything from your betters.
anon, you have accused me of 'smug-posting' throughout this entire thread, do you not see yourself lmao. do you not see how you've been posting? do you not see that is indeed you, the one who has been 'smugposting'?
>>23580476
"getting put in your place by your intellectual superiors."
How do you not see this as being hypocritical?
KEK

[Anonymous No.23582263]

So why is stocks plummeting again? Any reason or just another case of panic sellers?

[Anonymous No.23582295]

>>23580188
Monday is when you buy

[Anonymous No.23582385]

hold me bros. tell me it's going to be okay. I just got into stocks last week and invested 5k, now I'm experiencing my first dump. It's going to be okay, right?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.23582573]

>>23582385
The truth is nobody knows. This could very well be The Big One they've been talking about. We could be going back to 1929 lows.

[Anonymous No.23582618]

>>23582295
I'm not so sure, it might be tomorrow (look at the 1992 election, where Bush Sr. didn't win - look at how the markets behaved leading up)

[Anonymous No.23582660]

>>23582573
>We could be going back to 1929 lows.
lmao

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