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Anonymous Tue Oct 27 19:41:45 2020 No.23560329 [Reply] [Original]

>he unironically thinks he can tell the judge he “lost his keys to his monero wallet”
>he unironically believes he can use his mom to “gift him a house from her amazing investments”

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 19:49:14 2020 No.23560529 >>23560329 But you can. They cant lock that guy up or garnish his shit if they literally cant find/prove he has anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:03:43 2020 No.23560849 >>23560529 It’s so damn obvious the court will rule against him. 51% vote by jury and he’s fucked the old “lost muh monero wallet, your honour” won’t work in a real court lmao

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:15:25 2020 No.23561138 >>23560329 >>23560849 Why would a case with a monero wallet need a jury?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:16:43 2020 No.23561165 >>23560329 i already did

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:20:35 2020 No.23561253 >>23560849 >him who?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:21:57 2020 No.23561287 File: 343 KB, 2082x1226, 1526759592700.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23560329 boating accidents happen, anon

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:24:25 2020 No.23561336 >>23561287 this

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:26:15 2020 No.23561366 >>23560849 And they will do what exactly? Nothing. They can’t take your crypto.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:27:05 2020 No.23561382 >>23560849 >>23561138 Fucking this. You don't know what you're talking about.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:29:08 2020 No.23561416 >>23560329 Yeah I was thinking about this, assuming it wasn't larp he'll get away with the money but you can never own anything or have an income again or else it will be leined/garnished due to the lawsuit he'll inevitably lose.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:30:37 2020 No.23561448 >>23561253 Thread the other day of a guy who got $300k in cash advances from credit cards, used it to buy crypto and has no intention of paying it back. Has no assets in his name so nothing can be repossessed to cover the bank's losses.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:31:54 2020 No.23561479 >>23560849 You have no idea how laws, or courts work, you are a retard. What is even the point of this post if you are going to immediately tell us you are a retarded fudder

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:32:41 2020 No.23561503 Judge ratberg my iPhone broke and I had to get a new one and all my password info was in there. Therefore I do not have access to the 100k I bought with my goysa ultimate platinum

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:34:05 2020 No.23561535 >>23560849 you're 15 years old

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:35:34 2020 No.23561568 >>23561448 kek he sounds based, should leave the country or something

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:36:55 2020 No.23561600 >being American

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:38:26 2020 No.23561631 >>23561503 Nonsense gentile you will pay the principle with either your cryptos or your pound of flesh

Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:39:13 2020 No.23561645
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>>23560329
living in your head rent free I see
t. based debt anon
also those 50k linkies are already growing in value very nicely since I have started

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:40:29 2020 No.23561679 >>23561448 How the heck did he get such huge credit with no credit history?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:41:06 2020 No.23561697 >>23561366 if they have reasonable suspicion that you're hiding assets, hold you in contempt of court and imprison you until you comply.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:42:08 2020 No.23561718 File: 30 KB, 300x301, 1594777755856.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] it was a t-tragic a-accident

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:42:10 2020 No.23561719 >>23561697 as a follow up to this: there is a very big difference between having no assets and having assets but hiding them from the court, especially if this case revolves around you purposely defrauding creditors.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:42:15 2020 No.23561721 >a jury for some guy who lost his hardware wallet key and can't pay his tax bill. TOP KEK. You kids watch too much TV.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:43:34 2020 No.23561760 >>23561719 there is literally no way to prove you are hiding monero though...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:43:55 2020 No.23561770 >>23561448 you cant get $300k in cash advances you fucking retard. cc companies usually give less than 20% of your credit line in cash advance. and no one would loan you that unsecured also. story is bullshit

Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:44:26 2020 No.23561783
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>"ok goy you cannot pay your 300k debt + interest in USD so the bank will have the right to garnish any wages and put a loan on your house / seize any assets."
>Sure judge! hopefully one day I will find a job but until then, I'm broke! Guess I'll just have to file for bankruptcy
>"ok anon but you know when you file for bankruptcy you will have that on your record for 7 years and they will still seize all assets"
>sure thing judge! I have a used computer chair and a few pairs of clothes they can come pick them up any time I live behind the dumpster on 20th and main st. go ahead and have the local courts check my records I dont own a thing! Dang gambling sure is a brutal mistress. Hey thats why taking loans has an interest rate in the first place right? The debtee always has the potential to default on his or her debt!

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:44:45 2020 No.23561791 >>23561679 i didn't see that thread but this is my life goal now. build up enough credit that i can take out a massive loan and move to a country that doesn't extradite.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:45:12 2020 No.23561805 >>23560849 the kleros thread is that way

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:45:30 2020 No.23561813 File: 7 KB, 235x214, dspff.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23561721 the kleros jury pictured finds anon to be in contempt of court. he is ordered to serve hard labour equivalent to the value of 10 PNK ($500,000 USD)

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:45:58 2020 No.23561828 >>23560329 taking you to kleros court for fudding

Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:46:36 2020 No.23561838

>>23561760
i'm not a lawyer so i don't know how exactly it would work, especially with regards to monero. but it wouldn't surprise me if some turbojew from the bank would legally compel you to prove out your transaction history, and i doubt 'i dunno lol,' or 'i lost it gambling with cash' would hold up.

the idea that bankrupt morons don't go to debtor prison is true. fraud is a very different story, however, especially when they think you're withholding the assets.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:48:32 2020 No.23561881 >>23561838 there is no transaction history... unless you buy monero from a CEX

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:50:22 2020 No.23561912 >>23561287 explain the boating accident meme please

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:51:11 2020 No.23561926 >>23561645 based

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 20:51:39 2020 No.23561937 >>23561912 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XPkygBcn4g

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 21:01:53 2020 No.23562157 >>23561881 how? there has to be a point of entry from credit card to a crypto exchange.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 21:02:33 2020 No.23562173 >>23560329 I dunno how to prevent boating accidents anon. If I did I wouldn't have lost it all in that tragedy.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 21:12:59 2020 No.23562385 >>23561679 He didn't, you can't build credit without income and assets. The entire story is a load of bullshit.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 21:14:23 2020 No.23562411 >>23560329 Didn't 50 Cent get away with claiming that he forgot his Bitcoin wallet password?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 21:14:35 2020 No.23562416 >>23561937 Equal parts cringe and funny. I am a confuse.

Anonymous Tue Oct 27 21:27:39 2020 No.23562697

>>23561448
lol they call you if you try to spend more than x amount even though you have credit and you expect me to believe some dude with no assets managed to get 300k without any problem whatsoever

To not talk about how they monitor you in the land of the """"free"""", even if somehow he got his 300k there's no way they'd accept a coinbase or whatever payment

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 21:31:47 2020 No.23562782 >>23560849 look up plausible deniability nigger

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 21:32:46 2020 No.23562803 LMFAO THEY ARE SCARED

Anonymous Tue Oct 27 21:47:11 2020 No.23563090

>>23562157
One way around it: Using airdropped crypto to build wealth on a wallet that was never attached to any centralized exchange with personal identifying info.
For example, using the free 400 UNI to buy/sell other coins on uniswap and make gains.

Anonymous Tue Oct 27 21:51:01 2020 No.23563165

>>23561138
fraud
>>23561366
jail for fraud
>>23561382
you've been sentenced to 25 years in kleros jail
>>23561416
this. good luck claiming bankruptcy, then inheriting all this money from some "source"
>>23561479
>retarded fudder
anon....... its fraud. its a crime, you cretin
>>23561645
don't use your mother to launder the money, at least give the monero to someone not connected to you ffs
>>23561760
assuming you verified your identity on an exchange, they will see that you swapped 50k link for monero. suddenly a large sum of money appears, and you're claiming your broke. red flags everywhere
>>23562173
kek, shame indeed

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 21:52:03 2020 No.23563188 >>23562157 p2p or dex crypto to xmr trades if i buy xmr with btc through a dex, there is -NO WAY- to prove that i did so.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 21:53:24 2020 No.23563222 >>23563165 >assuming you verified your identity on an exchange BISQ is non-kyc and decentralized...

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 21:57:32 2020 No.23563284 File: 226 KB, 552x596, 1527019841008.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23561912 https://www.monerooutreach.org/actually-read-this-you-nigger-faggot-yeah-i-know-its-a-404-page-but-seriously-just-read-it

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 21:59:24 2020 No.23563320 >>23561448 My old jewish step grandpa did that before he died but didnt buy crypto. He ran up a massive CC balance and then just transfered it from card to card and never payed it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 22:02:19 2020 No.23563366 >>23561937 my uncle got his safe cut open by local cops.

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 22:47:03 2020 No.23564032 >>23560849 >reasonable doubt Just come up with a believable story based on people who have actually lost keys in real life

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 23:25:53 2020 No.23564653 >>23560329 are you taking joy in the fact that you are ruled by jews or something?

>>	Anonymous Tue Oct 27 23:27:54 2020 No.23564685 >>23560849 it would work in kleros court

>>	Anonymous Wed Oct 28 00:25:36 2020 No.23565479 >>23563320 Based jew boomer

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