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Anyone else just get laid off today?

>> No.23527109

yeah I got laid alright

>> No.23527148

No but I'm quitting soon, if you are in NYC and have a three digit IQ you can do my job

>> No.23527172

>>23527087
I got laid off last week
its over for the uk

>> No.23527205

>>23527087
>tfw start my new job next monday pending background check
>kinda nervous because i exaggerated the months i was working by a little bit

hopefully my jewish overlords bless me with the ability to wage soon.

good luck op

>> No.23527228

2 weeks ago. The planet is going to implode come mid November.

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>>23527087
yes

>> No.23527250

>>23527228
>gets fired
>thinks planet will implode
have sex incel

>> No.23527258

Gut

>> No.23527317

Im getting fired in december probably

>> No.23527362

Whats an alright paying job you can get with just HS education.

>> No.23527363

I have a federal job so I do nothing at home all day with no possibility of getting fired and guaranteed 5% pay increases every year

>> No.23527403

>>23527362
Get those kneepads ready boy

>> No.23527464

>>23527109
so did I with your mother.

>> No.23528002

Great depression coming. Take stock and sell stuff you don't need. Cut all bills and fixed cost items like netflix. Buy a cookbook and source bulk ingredients. Consider sponsoring a refugee to live in your house, you can get paid through federal matching grants and foundations.

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23528059

Back in the summer, already got a new job though which is nice

>> No.23528088

>>23527363
Have you considered that when the government cuts inevitably come, public servants will be culled in huge numbers.

>> No.23528165

>>23527087
3 month ago, staring into the abyss

>> No.23528191

>>23528088
For most public sector jobs, they have already been budgeted for. Cuts involve pulling funding for the future, not the present. By then we are either fine and the economy bounces, or we are fucked anyway.

>> No.23528268

>>23528088
Even in events of cuts they still don't fire anyone. They do buyouts and hiring freezes and cut spending elsewhere. Only option is if they axe like the entire department and even then you get first priority on any open federal position.>>23528088

>> No.23528282

>>23527148
what's your job? I will do it

>> No.23529149

>>23527087
Yeah, me and the missus got laid

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23529238

No

>> No.23529366

>>23527087
A company is like a hot air balloon, in order for it to take off you have to let go of the ballast from time to time...

>> No.23529394

>>23527362
amazon warehouse wagie