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I have $2000. what should I do with the money in order to retire in 5 years or at least have enough where I don't have to wage slave

>> No.23515994

>>23515967
Uniswap lottery, but you kinda missed all the good ones at the start of the summer.

>> No.23516008

Buy 1mm sent

>> No.23516021

Go to the casino and bet everything on black 9 times.

>> No.23516023

>>23515994
if it's a fair lottery how do you actually make money?

>> No.23516102

Sorry to break it to you but if you are an adult and you only have 2000$ you will never make it

>> No.23516126

>>23515967
id tell you but i get called a pajeet. So now i keep my alpha to myself

>> No.23516128

>>23515967
Buy a used truck and some landscaping/drywall equipment and start your own business. My illiterate beaner neighbor makes $400k a year.

>> No.23516181

>>23516102
I'm 23. I have $2000 and a ford fiesta
>>23516128
I was thinking something similar. I'm about to finish a meme degree and I'm staring down a life of wage slaving, its staring to become real. I just want to make as much money as possible and fuck off from muttland before I turn 30

>> No.23516282

>>23515967

Bet it all on Trump winning. You can 2x or 3x your money in 1 day.

>> No.23516311

>>23516282
He's not gonna win unfortunately

>> No.23516316

>>23516181
Loser

>> No.23516348

>>23516316
......am I expected to be a wealthy person at this stage in life? Sorry I wasn't born into money. Im literally just about to start working a real job for the first time

>> No.23516371

>2000
>enough to retire in 5 years

anon is just looking for a humble 1000x guys, be nice

>> No.23516376

>>23516348
You’re not a loser anon, id say throw whatever you can at RSR, this might be the last great uniswap lottery you have left

>> No.23516388

>>23515967

>25% btc
>20% eth
>55% link

>> No.23516389
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>>23516311
Checked

>> No.23516468

>>23516126
Don't hog the good info, bloody pajeet.

>> No.23516472

>>23516371
I want to save around 100k and then throw it into real estate and build up my wealth from there. I can probably add around 1k a month into the investments in the coming future but I am not going to wageslave for 5+ years to get there, so I have to think of something more. In all seriousness, I'd crypto a safe investment with decent returns if I invest in a portfolio like this?>>23516388

>> No.23516505
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23516505

If you know you know

>> No.23516542

>>23516472
Nothing is safe but that’s your safest bet in crypto. If you want a larger reward with more risk add PNK & RSR because they haven’t taken off yet.

>> No.23516551

>>23515967
It's possible get a 1000x, but finding it, being able to recognize it and stick with it is going to be extremely unlikely. You really need some sort of income to continue building capital and manage your risk so you at least get to keep some 10xs.

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23516556

>>23516505
TELL ME PLEASE ANON

>> No.23516572

>>23515967
who is this semen demon

>> No.23516630

>>23515967
What QOL do you want?
Prison life costs $0 for instance.

You want 1MM to retire in the US with safe drawdown.

2k could get you CC classes which you could eventually transfer to a state school, a 4 year degree would open up more jobs.

>> No.23516669

>>23515967
Buy some nice clothes, a pair of nice shoes, and a rice cooker. Then go get a job and get in your cage.
Faggot.

>> No.23516710

>>23516468
My biggest alpha is unironically a dotfinance. Its one of the og dotfinances though. Harvest.finance holds $750m and market value $50m with 30% of the tlv profit funneling to staked governance holders. Apy something like 400% right now, compared to yyfi 10% or so.
If you want less risk, ren is my bluechip pick

>> No.23516878

>>23516630
about to finish university, I went the cc to uc route with financial aid grants so I paid $4000 total for the degree. I majored in math. I graduated from a good school but have average grades, did no internships in school so no big finance job for me. Don't want a phd and programming makes me want to kill myself. I'm not sure what to do with this degree, I have a feeling I'll be making like 60-80k a year for the coming decade which won't be enough to escape before I get old. Trying to figure out what to do with the cash I have on hand to at least get me started

>> No.23516980

>>23516102
I'm 30 years old, making 15 dollars an hour, with 5k saved up. Wat do

>> No.23517003

>>23516710
Scratch that. Apparently it got hacked just now

>> No.23517043

>>23517003
LoL FFS

>> No.23517066

Half in LIT, half in CLV. Both are about to blow the fuck up again, it's happening soon

>> No.23518000

>>23515967
sauce?

>> No.23518217

>>23516980
at that point just stop believing in morality

>> No.23518851

>>23515967
stake it somewhere or get in on an early sale. API3 is coming up which is based

>> No.23518888

>>23516980
You should have close to 10 years of experience in your field and already be in a management position, if you're over 30 still doing execution jobs you've fucked up big time.

>> No.23518913

>>23515967
In order to make it you need a small cap coins that might moon. Most Protocol $MOST is one of them, micro cap project that just bottomed out. x100 potential in the future.

>> No.23518923

>>23515967
Just give us the name of this adonis pls

>> No.23519190

>>23515967
start by using coinbase earn to get $50 by just watching some videos and answering questions
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>>23516102
so what? there are coins that did more than a x50 from march to august, which means that he could've transformed those 2k into 100k in 5 months if he invested them

>> No.23519197

Put some money in 0x__MR, FARM, KORE

>> No.23519198
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23519198

>>23515967
This is going to blow up.
If you don't believe me just take a few minutes to check out the telegram:
t.me/AntiBiden

>> No.23519251

>>23515967
LINK is still your safest bet.
Try to buy as much Link as possible in the next few months, until you hold at least 1k Link. Get another job if needed.
Then hold for a few years

>> No.23519266
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23519266

>>23519197
0xmonero is total crap and so are you
https://www.reddit.com/r/CryptoMoonShots/comments/i27fhk/0xmonero_summary_of_findings/

>> No.23519269

>>23515967
LINK you newfag

>> No.23519306

>>23515967
5 years is a long time. Probably only need one year with PERP

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23519459

>>23515967
END PEDO SCUM

>> No.23519959

>>23516023
By being less retarded than all the other retards

>> No.23520261

>>23515967

EasyFi

Dyor and then:

https://app.uniswap.org/#/swap?inputCurrency=0x913d8adf7ce6986a8cbfee5a54725d9eea4f0729

>> No.23520289

>>23516556
Look at the eyes of apu.

>> No.23520383

> $2000
> retire in 5 years
Fucking lmao

>> No.23520559

>>23520383
I started off with 10$ in free ETH a week ago, risky shit coins have gotten me close to $2k in a little under a month. The sky is literally the limit with some luck and a clinical lack of fear

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23520766

>>23515967
If you do anything but VM shit you're a tard. 2K is like $5K monthly within a month

>> No.23520790

>>23515967
Buy FMA now before the Binance deal.

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23520796

>>23515967

>> No.23520991

>>23519190
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID PAJEET

>> No.23521272

Louis Vuitton kneepads

>> No.23521301

>>23515967
Sauce on this girl?

>> No.23521337

>>23521301
would love to

>> No.23521392

>>23515967
where all my degenerate coomers with a name ready at today? why the fuck no sauce until now?

>> No.23521482

>>23515967
buy a riding mower and cut grass faggot.

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23521790

>>23515967
muh dik

>> No.23521796

>>23515967
arbitrate on uniswap sir
and buy kleros to arbitrate cheaper and faster and more accurate sir
arbitrate until u are milionaire
or billionaire
whatever u like sir
and balance ur portfolio with link bal btc eth snx sir

>> No.23521831

>>23521392
>>23521301
>>23518000
>>23518923
it's Sarah Stephens, played in the Witch

>> No.23521977

Put your money where your mouth is.
My advise is invest in crypto projects that are highly competitive, I can recommend Injective Protocol, since it's first round of presale on Binance it's been good and better news, $INJ price is 0.765898, last I checked. They have their own decentralized exchange, they operate without gas fees, they're legitimate

>> No.23522391

>>23515967
>No feminine penis
Why even bother?

>> No.23522691

>>23516021

What if the first one turned red?

>> No.23523010
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23523010

>>23515967
>in order to retire or at least not have to wageslave
what did he mean by this

>> No.23523025

>>23515967
can someone give a source pls

>> No.23523158

>>23523025
she's Sarah Stephens. really hot for a 30 year old. how is that possible, is she on adernochrome or something?

>> No.23523188
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23523188

ALLL INNNN $TLN

>> No.23523193

>>23521831
nice she has nudes too