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what is the most based way of quitting your wageslave job once you make it? asking for a friend

>> No.23510878

>>23510689
email the board of directors. the body of the email is just the word NIGGER in bold size 72 impact font. cc the head of human resources, too.

>> No.23510897

>>23510878
Based.

>> No.23510941

go to your boss and tell him that you are going to quit. work as hard as you can for the remaining time, give everyone a brief handshake and leave.

>> No.23510955

>>23510878
>t. incel

>> No.23510980

>>23510689
Don't quit. Stay as long as possible without doing anything criminal but being otherwise a useless employee.
Don't let anyone know you 'made it', make it look like you just stopped caring (like the protag in office space), continue dodging work, make 0 effort, etc etc.
You might get an extra 2-3 months out of this, and as an added bonus if you don't give them a concrete reason to fire you, you can collect unemployment. You paid into it, jamaal and transgender tammy are getting it, why can't you?

>> No.23510999

>>23510980
Also, to add, cash in any and all sick/PTO/etc before starting the 'dgaf' act. That's your time you earned, fuck them if they think they're getting it back.

>> No.23511008
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23511008

I gave a 3 months notice because I like my team. It’s always better to avoid burning bridges, but I think 99% of this board is too young to appreciate this fact.

>> No.23511028

>>23510878
cc. me while you are at it. I need to prep for the upcoming weekly, haha. See you tomorrow.

>> No.23511039

>>23511008
It 1000% depends on what you do and if you'll ever do it again. If you like your job and are just tired of waking up in the morning, then by all means bow out gracefully (still keep WHY to yourself though. Co-workers are not friends no matter how much you think they are), but if you have a more normal shit job making barely $50k/year, might as well milk it till they hand you the golden unemployment ticket.

>> No.23511044

>>23510980
>>23510999
this