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>> No.23422596

Long and short at the same time

>> No.23422598
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>>23422577
derailing threads like these with more dubs
checking in

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>> No.23422628

>>23422577
Selling covered calls on FAANG for unbelievable weekly premiums so I can cum on tits like the leftmost girls

>> No.23422633

70y old ripe and fully pumped ready be fomo'ed in to at the last minute

inb4 9y olds the standard

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>> No.23422749

>>23422577
Women who stay at home and like doing old school womanly things like cooking, cleaning, making sure the kids are okay/are getting what they need, taking my penis when i come home, it saves money on practically everything house related, if she can garden even more so.

But that's mostly just a fetish nowadays. And I'm too lazy to make myself the type of guy that gets these still available but rare women. Why? Because even they get divorced, kids taken from them and or cheated on/"cucked." Might as well be a degenerate myself and do whatever I want for sexual gratification, pay women to be surrogates, have maids, and then hopefully afterwards my children, after many generations have passed, will live in a non deepstate propaganda brainwashing dystopia, so the law won't be skewed towards woman as well as they will have realized their mistakes in the past and fixed errors for their kids/OR they didn't making those kids hate the society they were born into, thus rejecting it, thus slowly making things like they were in the past naturally.

>> No.23422880

>>23422577
>finance fetish
what the fuck is a finance fetish?

>> No.23423182

>>23422880
You know, like a fetish...but in finance

>> No.23423321

>>23422596
so... a spread?

>> No.23423355

>>23422749
You know Russia is building this right? You know they're spreading it West as we speak?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8JshcVXG3s&list=PLtH7t4KO6uGhszR-dP2uGua9PnKf1dYSj

>> No.23423369

my fetish is CVP double digits

>> No.23423427

>>23422577
Swinging my entire life savings for >30+%.

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>>23422577
Am I late with booba pepe?

>> No.23423527

>>23422749
If u want to really adapt then marry a rich/successful woman. I’m a firefighter making 40k per year and I’m married to a radiologist who makes 200k per year. She doesn’t pay for everything but she pays about 75% of our expenses and since I only work 2 days per week (48 straight hours) I’m the primary caretaker of our kids. If we ever get divorced I won’t pay any alimony at worst, and she’ll pay me alimony at best

>> No.23423562

>>23422628
How do you use your money to get women? Serious question

>> No.23423659

>>23423527
why would i as a guy want to take care of kids?, i hate that shit

>> No.23423670

when im at losses I look the horrible link chart and I'm automatically happy

>> No.23423675

>>23423355
we dont need more communism

>> No.23423888

>>23423675
It's actually a technique for the eventual removal of foreign (((elites))) who control the world with money printing.

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>>23422577
BOOBA ON THE LEFT

>> No.23424038

>>23422577
Fuck, kill, marry

>> No.23424074

>>23423562
I use it to put myself in more situations to be successful e.g. more “at-bats”, if you can’t get laid without it you’ll be worse off with it.

Or you could just sponsor on seekingarrangement or something if you want the cheat codes

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>>23423442
>a BOOBA is never late, he BOOBAS exactly when he intends to

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>>23422577
>Tfw there are men out there that get to fuck these girls on the regular while we sit in the house trading shitcoins.

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>> No.23424157

>>23422749
Ah fuck that’s a lot of feels.

I too want a trad woman to rear our children, school them, cook and clean and keep the home. But they are rare to begin with and can tip over at the slightest push. Take up with the wrong friend or go down the wrong social media rabbit hole and they can get lost.

So I just pay girls on seeming to step on me or get completely naked and jump onto my face or wear the bird hat and make baby bird noises while I jerk off into their mouth. It’s all so tiresome.

>> No.23424251

>>23424038
Based taste

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>>23424157
>or wear the bird hat and make baby bird noises while I jerk off into their mouth.

>> No.23424441

>>23424347
You’d be surprised at how many girls on Seeking are down for that. Or at least agree to do it....only had 1 actually follow through.

>> No.23424534

>>23424441
the chicks on seeking are such dirty lil sluts. its highly entertaining the things you can get them to do for money. I had one girl in diapers shitting herself. not cuz it was sexy but I just wanted to pay a girl to shit her diaper.

>> No.23424572

>>23424038
Checked

>> No.23424608

>>23423659
so you're 12, or a faggot
having kids and taking care of them is amazing
>>23423527
i'm in a similar boat. comfy.

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>>23422577
>>23423321
>>23422596
Statistical arbitrage for me. It involves trading a large volume of stocks in a way that hedges out risk so you can up the leverage. Very complex process.

>> No.23424665

>>23422596
>>23423321
Newfag here. This is a genuinely interesting idea. I may have heard of it once but back when I only knew about trading for only 2 days or something.

>> No.23424727

>>23422577
Impossible mode you have to pull out of the one on the left before you coom

>> No.23424779

>>23423527
>I’m a firefighter making 40k per year and I’m married to a radiologist who makes 200k per year.
If she's only making $200k per year as a radiologist in the USA then she's working for the wrong practice.
Rads should be making $300k-$400k, and highly motivated ones can be making over $1M per year.

>> No.23424794

>>23423527
Same but I dont work at all lmao

>> No.23424910

>>23423527
My gf is F1 doc in the U.K. I currently earn more in the merchant navy as an officer but when we have kids I’m coming home baby.

Stay at home dad.
Minimalist house.
Robot vacuum cleaner.

Comfy life boys. Get on the bed school girls, they are the best

>> No.23424929

>>23422577
Left, right, middle.

Those fucking milkers.

Checked also.

>> No.23424948

>>23422577
1,2,3 respectively