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it was nice shitposting with you all, may we see the golden bull run in our life time. Green dildos for all. Anons have compromised the US electoral system, glowies will nuke this place soon. EVERYTHING I'VE EVER POSTED HAS BEEN BASED IN SATIRE WITHIN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE. aight schitzo out.

>> No.23346238

Everything I ever posted was done genuinely and sincerely

In Minecraft

>> No.23346241

>>23346238
gmi

>> No.23346245

I have never posted on this website.

>> No.23346262

Everything I post here is complete schizo brabble and I'm proud of that

>> No.23346265

Why does this site pop up in my history? I think I have been hacked!

>> No.23346272

>>23346220
>>23346238
>>23346245
>>23346262
>>23346265
tell it to the judge, punks

>> No.23346282

>>23346272
Sirs, do the needful

>> No.23346295

>>23346220

Good. 4chan was never good anyways

>> No.23346303

>>23346220
Anons have compromised the US electoral system
They did? Wow rude I disavow

>> No.23346308
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>>23346272
ALL OF MY POSTS AND SITE RELATED CONTENT HAVE BEEN EXPRESSIONS OF SATIRE. I DO NOT SUPPORT OR CONDONE ANY OF THE ACTIVITIES, SENTIMENTS OR EXPRESSED OPINIONS PROVIDED BY USERS OF THIS WEBSITE INCLUDING ELECTION FRAUD.

>> No.23346312
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I WILL FINALLY BE FREE

>> No.23346316

>>23346308
What will you do when libs ban satire? You just confessed.

>> No.23346323

>>23346220
who cares if they nuke it. it's easy af to recreate an anonymous messageboard like this. The russians will allow us to host it

>> No.23346331

>>23346220
I'm only here for the qt anime grils
Everything else is a joke

>> No.23346336

>>23346312
you will be here forever in your mind fren, we'll always have the archives

>> No.23346349
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23346349

While I have not been a /biz/nessman long, I have to say this has been one of the most pleasurable boards I've browsed on many, many years.

Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure shit posting with you all.

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23346361

Everything I've ever posted here was sincere and legitimate, and I have never played Minecraft.

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK BIG GOVERNMENT

AND FUCK JANNIES

>> No.23346375

>>23346361
INCREDIBLY BASED AND REDPILLED POST

>> No.23346381

>>23346361
absolutely fucking based

>> No.23346405

>>23346282
I wish there was OC of an indian with a gun pointed at his head telling someone to "do the needful".

>> No.23346413

Honestly, this sounds like something Chainlink could easily solve.

>> No.23346421

>compromised

You mean expose what shitty voting systems the states have.

>> No.23346423
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>>23346282
A Pajeet already did the needful, he doxed Jeff Bezos and cast Bezos' vote
>>>/pol/283271379

>> No.23346578

>>23346220
Just for the record, Reddit has always been better

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>>23346220
Oh ohhhhh.

>> No.23346599

>>23346220
It isn't pol It's literal paid shills that infest not only this website but the entire internet. They have slowed a lot since the Hunter Biden release, but they will be back.

>> No.23346626

>>23346599
>They have slowed a lot since the Hunter Biden release
bruh the exact opposite has happened what are you talking about? the day that shit came out every other post was nigger dick spam or incoherent nonsense.

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Oh boy

>> No.23346725

>>23346701
/pol/ was always a Russian psyop to agitate disillusioned types. I'm surprised 4chan has lasted this long desu

>> No.23346727

>>23346701
lmao this is going to be the story tomorrow

>> No.23346731

>>23346626
You clearly haven't been browsing biz lately, literally every other poster has shareblue niggers all of october, but then the release and they are in hiding. I think they have given up, Dems have even stopped funding their marketing in many states.

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>>23346727

>> No.23346740

>>23346220
Everything I ever posted here was and is satire

>> No.23346741

>>23346725
russian hacker know as 4chan
look leftie
we are bringing you into the fold

>> No.23346800

>>23346731
Thars because they are all busy right now, /biz/ is pretty fucking low priority for them (how many stock investors and entrepreneurs are really going to be fooled into voting for Biden).

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>>23346361
Fucking based and I'd like to add that if any glowniggers are reading this post you can all tongue my anus as I blast a torrent of piping hot diarrhea into the back of your semen soaked throats you absolutely despicable pieces of human filth.

>> No.23346814

N

>> No.23346829

>>23346220
How do I profit?

>> No.23346849

>>23346361
that's not funny see you in kleros court

>> No.23346856

>>23346829
Contact your local agent and tell him everything you know about 4chan and wojaks in general.

>> No.23346888

>>23346814
I

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>>23346856
see you too

>> No.23346965

Child belly.... erotic.....!!!

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ALL OF MY POSTS AND SITE RELATED CONTENT HAVE BEEN EXPRESSIONS OF SATIRE. I DO NOT SUPPORT OR CONDONE ANY OF THE ACTIVITIES, SENTIMENTS OR EXPRESSED OPINIONS PROVIDED BY USERS OF THIS WEBSITE INCLUDING ELECTION FRAUD.

>> No.23347006 [DELETED] 
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23347006

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23347017

Why do Russian hackers want the Donald to win?

>> No.23347028
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>>23346361
Based

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Whoopsie

>> No.23347050

ATTENTION TO ANYONE AND ALL INTELLIGENCE AGENCIES: EVERY POST EVER MADE BY THIS IP AND ANY OTHER ASSOCIATED WITH IT HAVE BEEN DONE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF SPREADING AND PERPETUATING HATRED. I HEREBY DECLARE MYSELF PROUD AND AWARE OF DISPLAYING EVERY SINGLE INTENT TO COMMIT ACTS OF VIOLENCE OR TERROR AGAINST ANY PARTY BE THEY FICTIONAL AND EXISTING. FURTHERMORE, EVERY POST MADE IN THE FUTURE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED IP WON'T HAVE BEEN DONE FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RESEARCH AND/OR SATIRICAL PURPOSE. SHOULD HOSTILE INTENT BE PERCEIVED BY ANY PARTY, IT IS THE INTENDED INTERPRETATUON OF SAID PARTY AND THEY IN TURN DON'T NEED TO PROVE BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT EVERY POST MADE BY THIS IP OR ANY ASSOCIATED WITH IT WAS MADE WITH CLEAR HOSTILE INTENT ; IT IS THE CASE. IT HAS BEEN CLEARLY STATED THAT ANY AND ALL FUTURE POSTS BY THIS IP CEMENTS EVERY ASSOCIATED PARTY ARE NOT TO BE ABSOLVED OF WRONGDOING ANX LIABILITY AS IT HAS BEEN PROVEN BEYOND ALL DOUBT THAT THE USE OF THIS, BE IT DEVICE, IP, OR INDIVIDUAL SERVES ONLY AS A VECTOR OF UNIRONIC HATRED AND VIOLENCE. ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED IN THIS BODY OF TEXT ARE TRUE FACTS AND LEGALLY BINDING. IT IS THE DUTY OF ALL PARTIES INVOLVED TO CONTACT THE IP HOLDER OR ASSOCIATED HOLDER THROUGH THE PROPER LEGAL CHANNELS TO REQUEST INFORMATION. IT WILL NOT BE PROVIDED BY ANY OTHER MEANS. UNIQUE POST ID IS ALSO NOTED AS BEING ASSOCIATED WITH THE AFOREMENTIONED PARTIES AND THE SAME APPLIES TO THEM WHEN A. THE INDIVIDUAL IS MENTIONED B. THE IP HOLDER IS MENTIONED C. THE DEVICE IS MENTIONED. ANY PURSUIT OF LEGAL ACTION OR INQUIRY AGAINST PARTIES A, B, OR C IMPLY COMPLETE AND TOTAL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF THE ABOVE TEXT

WITH THAT SAID
FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK PAJEETS
FUCK SPICS
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK HOMOSEXUALS
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK WOMEN
FUCK THE GOVERNMENT
FUCK THE DEEP STATE
FUCK TAXATION

AND MOST OF ALL, THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT

F.U.C.K J.A.N.N.I.E.S

I EXPRESS MY DESIRE TO EXTERMINATE ALL OF THE AFOREMENTIONED GROUP OF PEOPLE

>> No.23347081

>>23347050
ME TOOO

>> No.23347096

>>23346220
Put me in the court documents

>> No.23347100

>>23347048
If only I was around for the old school pranks

>> No.23347132

peepee poopoo

>> No.23347226

>>23346220

this was debunked.

>> No.23347266

Johnny rims horses in Minecraft

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>>23346220
ALL OF MY POSTS ARE SATIRE I MAKE AUTISTIC MONKEY VIDEOS AS ARTISTIC DOMAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pLU6bUFoKY
ITS MONKEY SEASON AAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>23347050

>> No.23347364

>>23346725
>>23346701
This is the greatest proof of Democrat electoral fraud and you fall for bait. We really are gonna need to purge people like you

There is no electoral fraud, only discovery of Democrat electoral fraud.

>> No.23347399

>>23347017
they dont. use your head.
imagine the fallout

>> No.23347416

>>23347017
Both sides are getting deliberately riled up. The /pol/ narrative is sneakier because it looks more "organic", like anons are just finding shit online, but when you see posts from some trans retard saying something obnoxious on twitter, that only has 2 likes, then you realise that whoever is trying to "activate" /pol/tards is either creating that content themselves or is scraping the internet with extreme efficiency. Either way it's fucked.
The left on the other hand just have the retard virtue signalling media and plebbit, which is the same thing but way less sophisticated.

>> No.23347421

>>23347364
>only the other side does it we're completely innocent
sounds like someone's done a good job on you

>> No.23347502

>>23346578
Unironically kill yourself

>> No.23347534

>>23346734
jesus christ

>> No.23347607
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>>23347421
There's a reason Republicans support voter ID requirements while Democrats hate that idea.

>> No.23347625

>>23347607
how about you google "republican voter suppression" and get back to be. and before you call me a libcuck shill i am completely disillusioned with the entire government apparatus including the faggot left.
but at least try and have some perspective

>> No.23347633

nsfw boards are hosted on another domain, taking down 4chan wont bring down biz

>> No.23347654

>>23347502
And?

>> No.23347663

>>23346361
Dangerously based

>> No.23347686

>>23347625
Suppression and fraud are two very different things. I'll condemn the one my side is guilty of when the other side condemns what they do instead of shouting down fraud as a far right conspiracy theory while simultaneously doing everything they can to prevent measures that would guarantee fraud can't happen.

>> No.23347702

>>23347686
>Suppression and fraud are two very different things.
this is why i fucking hate politics of all kinds. stupid fucking whataboutism. just buy Chainlink, there are no other legitimate oracle contenders.

>> No.23347824

>>23347702

stainstink is not legitimate either. It's a pile of dog shit centralized KYC. In it's current form it's absolutely useless JSON parser.

>> No.23347832

>>23347824
Thanks for your input you fucking stupid faggot, literally nobody cares about your z tier fud in 2020.

>> No.23347841

>>23347832
cope and seethe

>> No.23347982

Everything posted here was all nonsense, but of course, a joke! A ruse! Pure satire! Many such cases!

>> No.23348000

Though 4chan shouldn’t be held accountable for one anon finding and exposing a flaw in the system of his state, thus highlighting why irl votes are so important and exposing the dems for encouraging and manipulating flawed systems. If anything he should be rewarded

>> No.23348007

>>23347824
>>23347841
you had 2 years

>> No.23348010

I for one like it when girls have got my penis in their vagina. like, actually IN their vaginas, my penis. in there. up it. inside their vaginas.
so what now?

>> No.23348049

>>23347841
you had 9.641x10^22 femtoseconds

>> No.23348254

>>23346220
ALL OF MY POSTS AND SITE RELATED CONTENT HAVE BEEN EXPRESSIONS OF SATIRE. I DO NOT SUPPORT OR CONDONE ANY OF THE ACTIVITIES, SENTIMENTS OR EXPRESSED OPINIONS PROVIDED BY USERS OF THIS WEBSITE INCLUDING ELECTION FRAUD

>> No.23348460

>>23346361
based and soon to be gulagpilled

>> No.23348472

>>23348254
To whoever it may concern,
I know this guy (ID: wDlDhg+4) and I witnessed him planning to kill alot of people, he is a terrorist and should be supervised very closely by every authority that feels the need to dig trough every corner of his life

>> No.23348481

guess it's back to IRC

>> No.23348510

>>23346220
ALL OF MY POSTS AND SITE RELATED CONTENT HAVE BEEN EXPRESSIONS OF SATIRE. I DO NOT SUPPORT OR CONDONE ANY OF THE ACTIVITIES, SENTIMENTS OR EXPRESSED OPINIONS PROVIDED BY USERS OF THIS WEBSITE INCLUDING ELECTION FRAUD

>> No.23348594

>>23348510
nice try terrorist

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>>23346220
*tink tink*
REE! etc

>> No.23348662

>>23346312
Do you ever sleep?
Guess what you'll be doing in your dreams
Only, you'll hear the voices of the posts
Then you'll get into physical fights with the posters
What a mess!

>> No.23348672

>>23348481
IRC?
That's like.. ships meeting in the ocean isn't it?

>> No.23348973

Is this story fake?
If it's true why is there nothing on mainstream news yet?
Anyone got any clue?

>> No.23348984

The voting fraud one, I mean

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>>23347281
love you

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>>23346361
>Everything I've ever posted here was sincere and legitimate, and I have never played Minecraft.
so true

>> No.23349134

>>23348973
Why do you need somebody to tell you something is true or not? Are you stupid?

>> No.23349176

>>23348973
There is. They called us 'Russian hackers'

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>>23347050
EXTRAVAGANTLY BASED

>> No.23349197

>>23346220
Wait, what happened?

>> No.23349563

>>23347050
HOLY BASED

>> No.23349601

i was just pretending to be retarded, feds, for a whole decade.

>> No.23349603

>>23346220
Everything I ever posted was a lie, ironical or under drugs comsuption.
I have no problem with jews nor I own any cryptocurrency (the fuck is that haha..).
Thank you kind fbi sir.

>> No.23349822

>>23346220
IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED YET, EVERYTHING I HAVE EVER POSTED HERE IS A SATIRE BASED WITHIN THE MINECRAFT UNIVERSE AND I HAVE A MENTAL ILLNESS.

>> No.23349845

>>23346361
basado

>> No.23349874

What?? Everyone knows this is a Taiwanese mine craft role playing forum. Everything posted is by default with respect to mine craft, and often explicitly stated to be so.

Every time I talk about not paying taxes, it was I. Minecraft.

>> No.23349895

>>23346220
Nothing will happen. Glowniggers won't kill off their best honeypot.

>> No.23349913

>>23347364
Yeah because Oregon and washington were gonna go red without fraud. All those third party polls throughout the years including exit polls were faked!

>> No.23349947

In case of an investigation by any federal entity or similar, I do not have any involvement with this group or with the people in it, I do not know how I am here, probably invited here by a scammer, I do not support any actions by the member of this group

>> No.23350078

>>23347281
Monkeypilled

>> No.23350990

>>23346725
>russians
nice try JIDF instigator

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>>23346361

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>>23349913
no, they'd still go blue. the surprises this year are going to be new Hampshire, maine, and minnessota, going red. pic-related will be the map IMO, with the possible exception of arizona going blue which i think is possible.

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>>23347050

>> No.23351483

>>23346965
Dude same. Link some loli doujinshi

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>>23346220
All my posts were real
Suck my dick bitches

>> No.23351691

>>23349134
Because there's not enough evidence supporting either possibility. And no, I'm not.

>> No.23351757

>>23346323
>Muh russians

>> No.23351859

>>23346220
Don’t underestimate the power of depressed neets, the smartest people of all time were most certainly like us. Sure nukes would suck, but the leeches and roaches have no fear of such events. They played right into the neets hand all along, we are above silly drugs and work we have comprehension of these it’s like another language to the neet.

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>>23347050

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>>23346220
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