/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.23318111]

yeah me am think of back edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for Bulls
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

OLD:
>>23316920

[Anonymous No.23318138]

>>23318111
You am think wrong.

[Anonymous No.23318148]

Fuck niggers

[Anonymous No.23318149]

>>23318111
Supposedly the Market has priced in a Dem sweep and if it doesn't happen the market will dump according to WSJ, FT, and ZH.

[Anonymous No.23318150]

Don't forget to buy Tencent shares!

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.23318158]

Please sirs, kindly by what pattern this is called?

[Anonymous No.23318162]

>>23318111
>https://e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
>/smg/

[Anonymous No.23318163]

>>23318111
Checkd

Buy KOPN

[Anonymous No.23318167]

>>23318111
No Bobo, you am still not welcum

[Anonymous No.23318170]

I need stocks to buy on Monday now that I've cashed out everything but GME. Give me some suggestions.

[Anonymous No.23318172]

fuck bears

[Anonymous No.23318175]

>>23318150
Why?

[Anonymous No.23318179]

thinking bout picking up 10 shares of GME for my wifes son?

[Anonymous No.23318192]

>>23318150
SHE'S GOT THE SHINIGAMI EYES
TELL ME
WHAT IS OBAMA'S LAST NAME??????????????????????????????

[Anonymous No.23318199]

>VTI covered calls
>OMG tying up $18k in capital to make $100 a month if so exciting!

[Anonymous No.23318202]

>>23318158
Post-heart attack grill ekg

[Anonymous No.23318204]

One of my holdings is up by 0.86%.

[Anonymous No.23318205]

>>23318158
Sideways pointy nips

[Anonymous No.23318206]

I'm going to hold rkg's hands with interlocking fingers.

[Anonymous No.23318208]

>>23318150
i'd consider it if you weren't posting 5/10 fat clown wales

[Anonymous No.23318211]

BASED PLT CHADS REPORT IN

[Anonymous No.23318214]

WHAT DIP TO BUY RN?

[Anonymous No.23318215]

How do I invest in dubs? Check em

[Anonymous No.23318219]

>>23318192
King Nigger

[Anonymous No.23318222]

>>23318150
God this girl looks exactly like the sexy as broad at my work. She flirts with me everyday but I know better. She's fucking crazy. Piercings everywhere, covered in tattoos. The first time I talked to her she used bigot, racist, and homophobe in the same sentence, so even though my peepee is saying yes, my brain is saying run fo your fucking life. Shit sucks.

[Anonymous No.23318223]

>>23318214
gme of course

[Anonymous No.23318229]

Is it weird I haven't checked my port since open? Today feels so much like a Saturday, I'm not even getting the urge to.

[Anonymous No.23318232]

Buy SRAC - Momentus Space. Thank me in 6 weeks.

[Anonymous No.23318234]

>>23318215
re-rall 4u fren

[Anonymous No.23318249]

HTZ 1/15/21 $2.5c

[Anonymous No.23318253]

>>23318232
You've been saying 2 years for the last few threads and now you say 6 weeks.

[Anonymous No.23318254]

>>23318214
Hold for now. Everything is still high and priced-in. Put some money in an etf and take it out when they doomp et.

[Anonymous No.23318255]

what are possible consequences of making a move on your qt coworker (who has a bf)
we're getting along really well

[Anonymous No.23318257]

>>23318206
He's a fucking sadist, be careful.

[Anonymous No.23318259]

VYST might be a good COVID play in the coming weeks

[Anonymous No.23318260]

>>23318232
Get your own secret shares.

[Anonymous No.23318261]

>>23318150
>X-MEN
yeah, that's definitely a man.

[Anonymous No.23318265]

>>23318222
>put in 2 weeks
>fuck her for 2 weeks
>disappear

[Anonymous No.23318269]

>>23318255
No.

[Anonymous No.23318271]

>>23318255
>possible consequences
pff, none

[Anonymous No.23318276]

>>23318255
You're on 4chan you don't win at things.

[Anonymous No.23318277]

>>23318255
>You get fired
>Her boyfriend either
A. Beats You
B. Fucks You
C. Humiliates You
D. Any combination of the above

[Anonymous No.23318281]

>>23318255
everything

[Anonymous No.23318286]

>>23318222
You dumbass. That just means she's easily manipulated. Just smile, lie, agree and go for it.

[Anonymous No.23318288]

>>23318255
"Hi, I'm Tom, your new neighbor. The state of Florida requires me to inform you that I am a registered sex offender."

[Anonymous No.23318294]

>>23318255
IF SHE LOOKS LIKE THAT
consequences dont matter

[Anonymous No.23318295]

>>23318259
>he still thinks covid is real
Pmsl

[Anonymous No.23318299]

>>23318255
you find out she's a man

[Anonymous No.23318301]

>>23318175
I don't know, I am not into stock trading at all.

[Anonymous No.23318306]

>>23318255
you are getting along because you have to because you work together. Plus dont shit where you eat.

[Anonymous No.23318309]

>>23318170
GME puts all in

[Anonymous No.23318311]

>>23318255
There are MANY reasons lmao, DO NOT think with your dick. Go rub one out and you won’t even care about her, she’s getting boned already. unless she literally pulls down your pants and sucks your dick, stay away anon

[Anonymous No.23318312]

>>23318222
checked, dont get tunnel vision because youre around her at work a lot, theres much better out there and your brain is functioning correctly anon

[Anonymous No.23318313]

trump is not going to win

[Anonymous No.23318324]

>>23318255
Anon so many roasties are kind to you because they are forced to work and interact with you.

[Anonymous No.23318325]

>>23318255
kys

[Anonymous No.23318328]

>>23318232
I heard they fuck you over and you only get 1/4 in shares? So it might be better to get the stock from the start?

[Anonymous No.23318329]

>>23318313
Kanye is winning.

[Anonymous No.23318332]

>>23318313

[Anonymous No.23318333]

I just made 40% on 0dte KO calls.

[Anonymous No.23318339]

biden is not going to win

[Anonymous No.23318340]

Help me out here lads. What stocks are tied to Trump’s re-election? I wanna go hard into some stocks that are gonna rise once Trump wins

[Anonymous No.23318341]

>>23318313
Write in GME.

[Anonymous No.23318348]

>>23318301
Wtf is this hoe staring at, is she gonna muck the hay or not?

[Anonymous No.23318352]

>friday so boring that /smg/ is /soc/
TIME TO BUY PUTS FOR MONDAY

[Anonymous No.23318356]

VOXX
AUVI
AAN

feels nice

[Anonymous No.23318357]

>>23318333
based retard

[Anonymous No.23318359]

>>23318313
>>23318339
That's right, I'm going to win

[Anonymous No.23318360]

>>23318339

[Anonymous No.23318362]

>>23318348
lazy fucking millennial what do you expect

[Anonymous No.23318367]

>>23318286
No!!! I want fucking fall for it!! Don't shit where you eat.

[Anonymous No.23318372]

>>23318352
Power hour should bring in some good old fashioned autism

[Anonymous No.23318375]

>>23318340
Everybody says NAK, but I still just think it's going to take a while for that to happen.

[Anonymous No.23318382]

>>23318214
VRTX took a really deep dive of like 20% yesterday off a kneejerk reaction due to one of their drugs cancelling trails. If you know anything about VRTX, there's nobody else doing what they do in the clinical space in terms of treatment for cystic fibrosis so they're definitely not going anywhere any time soon and have plenty of room for growth. Easy buy, they haven't been this low in months and are having a strong recovery day after such a harsh dip. Fundamentals on them haven't changed at all, just a roadblock in their roadmap.

[Anonymous No.23318383]

Hold hertz over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.23318387]

>>23318359
henlo Mr President

[Anonymous No.23318400]

>>23318277
>B. Fucks You
uwotm8

[Anonymous No.23318402]

I'm going to eat chili cheese fries for dinner.

[Anonymous No.23318404]

>>23318340
buy anything related to tendie manufacturing we are bringing it home from Chyna

[Anonymous No.23318407]

>>23318387
Good day Citizen, are you enjoying the new executive order forcing all attractive women to be topless at all times?

[Anonymous No.23318408]

Co-workers and fucking/dating don't mix to well these days. All she has to do is claim sexual harassment and your ass is fired. Or she can use the threat of it to make your life hell. Best bet is not even give her the ammo to start with. Even if she's hot.

[Anonymous No.23318409]

I wish GME would dip under $13

[Anonymous No.23318410]

>>23318400
You wouldn't fuck someone trying to put his hands on your girl? What are you gay?

[Anonymous No.23318412]

>>23318383
I am friend

[Anonymous No.23318414]

>>23318192

Unironically Husseyin

[Anonymous No.23318421]

>>23318222

Good man. Having a few days/weeks of good pussy is not worth the nightmare of dealing with an actual crazy bitch. She could flip out on you and get you fired or worse. Do not put your dick in crazy. Find a more trustworthy girl to have sex with.

[Anonymous No.23318423]

Great all this thot posting is making me want to coom. Thanks a lot assholes.

[Anonymous No.23318425]

Who else SBE?

[Anonymous No.23318426]

>>23318407
i'm enjoying it very much, thank you for your service sir

[Anonymous No.23318432]

>>23318402
i can't decide what i want and it's rainy outside

[Anonymous No.23318435]

>>23318367
>Don't shit where you eat
The motto of the regretful incels

[Anonymous No.23318434]

>>23318402
Why are you sad anon? those are good, just can't eat them all the time.

[Anonymous No.23318441]

500 sitting in profits, would rather reinvest then put it in my pocket. What should I grab? I already have GME covered, bought in at 8.60 and sitting pretty.

[Anonymous No.23318442]

>>23318375
What about XOM LUV and USO???

[Anonymous No.23318444]

>>23318253
>partners and customers include SpaceX, Lockheed Martin, and NASA
>first launch in 6 weeks on a SpaceX rocket
>SpaceX buys out Momentus in 2022 for 25b
come at me

[Anonymous No.23318450]

>>23318435
hey bro, i'm not regretful

[Anonymous No.23318451]

So who else bought LOOP when Hindenshit put out their retarded hit piece to dab on those retards?

[Anonymous No.23318453]

>>23318409
Sorry Bobo, $13.13 is rock-solid support.

[Anonymous No.23318459]

>>23318426
For my next Presidential act, I will mandate that all niggers, trannies, and jannies are dropped into the ocean with cement shoes on

[Anonymous No.23318463]

Finally, power hour. I havent drink since market open
#SEB
kappa

[Anonymous No.23318470]

>>23318459
you are a true patriot

[Anonymous No.23318478]

>>23318441
put some in TQQQ and save some to gamble like a degenerate on options

[Anonymous No.23318484]

How does /smg/ dress? Where does it buy its clothes?

You do dress like a trader, dont you?

[Anonymous No.23318488]

All the people who sold GME because "muh securing gains" have sold already.
I'm really pumped for another moon mission next week.

[Anonymous No.23318487]

>>23318450

[reluctant kneepad girl No.23318489]

>>23318402
nice

me exercised for hour today so can eat butter sauce fries :3

[Anonymous No.23318491]

Is Unity going to fucking GO DOWN REEEE

[Anonymous No.23318501]

>>23318484
If you shop anywhere but a thrift store you don't like money

[Anonymous No.23318508]

>>23318489
don't do it, you probably only burned like 100 calories working out

[Anonymous No.23318513]

>>23318459
Thank you Donald-kun!

[Anonymous No.23318518]

>>23318484
>buying clothes
I'm a man, anon.

[Anonymous No.23318519]

>>23318488

[reluctant kneepad girl No.23318526]

>>23318508
>don't do it, you probably only burned like 100 calories working out
t-thats how much machine said but refuse believe it

[Anonymous No.23318528]

>>23318484
I have 4 pairs of black jeans, 14 white undershirts and a variety of thrifted flannels I rotate through

[Anonymous No.23318529]

>>23318513
Donald lost the election, I'm cheeseburger freedom man

[Anonymous No.23318532]

>>23318383
you have afterhours to change your mind, if it's not mooning by then shorts aren't covering significantly enough to do a real squeeze

[Anonymous No.23318533]

Man, today was just such a cock tease.

[Anonymous No.23318540]

>>23318501
this. though i park my 340 far away from the entrance so no one sees it.

[Anonymous No.23318547]

>>23318526
you always burn way less than you think, just saying

[Anonymous No.23318549]

>>23318222
You're the real G my man, never forget the golden rule:
>never stick your dick in crazy

[Anonymous No.23318551]

>>23318453
$13 truly is the new $9

[Anonymous No.23318553]

>>23318528
Dude, Black jeans, white t shirt is my fucking look. With assorted sweatshirts and jackets when seasonal.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.23318560]

>>23318484
usually wear silk robes or dress with nothing on underneath :3

[Anonymous No.23318561]

>>23318484
It's Hawaiian Shirt Friday, anon.

[Anonymous No.23318562]

Anyone gonna hold HTZ over the weekend? Maybe a good day again Monday

[Anonymous No.23318578]

>>23318528
>4 jeans
>not 3, 1 to wear, 1 on standby, 1 in the wash/drying
You're such a hedonist

[Anonymous No.23318579]

>>23318532
i cant trade after hours broseph

[Anonymous No.23318582]

>>23318561
boomer
o
o
m
e
r

[Anonymous No.23318583]

>>23318529
Even better!

[Anonymous No.23318584]

>>23318561
Get a load of this racist

[Anonymous No.23318587]

>>23318561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZjDPAzx_I8

[Anonymous No.23318590]

>>23318484
>>23318484
Usually comfy plain white undershirt T's & shorts of relaxed pants, but when I actually leave the house, well-fitted chinese made Kohl's type shit. Ebay

[Anonymous No.23318591]

>>23318421
This anon is wise. Being lonely sucks, but it's so nice being able to do whatever I want.

[Anonymous No.23318599]

>>23318484
Biz Formal/Casual for work.

And hoodies/ biz casual when going out

[Anonymous No.23318602]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>23318111
check'd

[Anonymous No.23318604]

>>23318561
omg i can't believe white supremacy is in my /smg/

[Anonymous No.23318605]

>>23318562
if you are so worried about it take 1/3 off or something if you are in profit

[Anonymous No.23318613]

>>23318463
honestly the only time of day beside opening i look forward to. work doesnt get completed until after power hour. for a 10 hr work day i work about 3 hours

[Anonymous No.23318616]

>>23318578
One of them has bleach spots so I only wear it if I think I’m gonna get dirty, idk if that counts

[Anonymous No.23318623]

Throwing you a freebie here:

PAI.V - invented Thermalpass

These dudes just launched some temperature scanners like for airports, schools, workplace and all that jazz instead of having a gun pointed at your head you just walk on through.
It's penny stock tho, so invest at your care, but I know you degenerates love it.

[Anonymous No.23318628]

>>23318560
Dont ever post my daughter again, this is your last warning

[Anonymous No.23318632]

>>23318484
Carhartt hoodie, nice jeans and a plaid jacket

[Anonymous No.23318642]

>>23318149
I thought having money on the table filtered out libtard irrationality. In 2016 the election of a pro-market anti-regulation low-taxes billionaire caused an instant rally.
Do I really need to factor in a libtard panic?

[Anonymous No.23318644]

>>23318487
I've never regretted not fucking the (very) crazy chicks. But maybe I just live in a country where prostitution is legal and cheap.

[Anonymous No.23318656]

>>23318163
shill me

[Anonymous No.23318657]

>>23318582
Just trying to be comfy anon
>>23318584
Yes!
>>23318587
This anon knows what's up.

[Anonymous No.23318664]

It's getting colder outside, leaves getting more colorful. Almost hot chocolate time.

[Anonymous No.23318669]

>>23318484
I dress like a homeless person. I only wear basketball shorts or sweatpants because I can wear them to work. I only buy cheap chink t-shirts from Amazon because I sweat so much all the time that in a couple of weeks they get stained in the armpits and I have to throw them away. I miss dressing nice but it's not worth the investment anymore because I have to throw away all of my shirts.
>inb4 go see a doctor about your sweating
I already did and the doctor just laughed and said everybody has a different internal thermometer and said to use anti-persperant. Pro-tip they don't do shit.

[Anonymous No.23318671]

>>23318484
Sweatpants, hoodie and a beat down 15 year old car

Nobody knows I have six figures

[Anonymous No.23318672]

>GME Q2 Earnings Call Transcript
>Likewise, we have and we’ll continue to redouble our efforts on digital game sales, including subscription offers, which already represent a meaningful portion of our sales and will expand through recent digital revenue sharing agreements we have with select partners.
>select partners
>plural
hehehehe
ahahahah

oh baby, i forgot about this

[Anonymous No.23318675]

Any one know how to pretend you are Jewish I apparently look like one. Thinking about joining the Airforce either in contracting or as a para legal and getting out and working for Nosenburg. Is this a good plan? should I pick up a copy of the Talmud on my way to lackland?

[Anonymous No.23318682]

>>23318604
Yes

[Anonymous No.23318685]

>>23318669
you need old spice body odor blocker
POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.23318696]

>>23318671
>Nobody knows I have six figures
realized or unrealized

[Anonymous No.23318699]

>>23318484
Macy's.

[Anonymous No.23318704]

>>23318682

[Anonymous No.23318710]

>>23318657
This faggot cant even go the distance get a good optic and reach.

[Anonymous No.23318714]

>>23318671
based undercover chad

[Anonymous No.23318717]

>>23318623
Is that all the DD you did? Just describing their product to us?

[Anonymous No.23318721]

>>23318669
lol this is me. I miss dressing how I liked in school, but now I just wear the clothes my job requires me to and never feel the need to wear anything else.

[Anonymous No.23318729]

>>23318484
I order cheap stretch jeans and button up short sleeve shirts off Amazon.
I might have to switch to t-shirts though, because all the button shirts they stock now are in boring ass office pastel colors.
>>23318561
Maybe I'll go with the Hawaiians also, I like having a collar on my shirts.

[Anonymous No.23318730]

>>23316790
anyone have any thoughts on this?

[Anonymous No.23318736]

Its going dowm, wheres the power hour!!!!??!?!?!?

[Anonymous No.23318746]

>>23318656
I'm up 90% so far, will close my position at 140%

[Anonymous No.23318747]

>>23318736
Selling for weekend of hookers and blow.

[Anonymous No.23318751]

>>23318675
Don't fuck with Jews, anon. They're a tribal bunch and vet each other. If they sniff you out your reputation will be shoa'd.

[Anonymous No.23318758]

>>23318484
Black thermal shirt or henley and whiskered relaxed-fit jeans. Every day for 20 years.

[Anonymous No.23318762]

>>23318746
Fuuuuck so I sell?

[Anonymous No.23318765]

Red or green Monday?

[Anonymous No.23318769]

>>23318528
hahahaha
how do you know my wardrobe?

[Anonymous No.23318770]

Tell me how to be a boomer until election

[Anonymous No.23318771]

>>23318710
>putting an optic on a defensive rifle
I have rung steel at 400+yards with this rifle. I also have a whole other long range rifle.

[Anonymous No.23318773]

>>23318675
you don't need torah or talmud since about half of all jews are atheists
just make up some stories about you holocaust survivor grandparents or whatever
you can also pretend to be half jewish which is useful since you can claim to be jewish or not jewish depending on what's more convenient

t. 1/4 jew

[Anonymous No.23318783]

>>23318765
For some reason I expect something stupid to happen over the weekend and we end up being red.

[Anonymous No.23318785]

>>23318770
>Liquidate positions
>Wait till elections are over

Done

[Anonymous No.23318786]

why should i buy leaps vs shares?

[Anonymous No.23318788]

>>23318644
Yeah, well there you go. I'm convinced that legalized prostitution is key to solving a lot of psychological issues we face in the US. A lot of people have actually agreed after hearing me out. Also
>(very)

[Anonymous No.23318793]

Just purchased 30 shares of QQQJ to test the waters with it. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.23318794]

>>23318730
well I'm a retard and misread their investigation
they have proof of concept of their water plasma thrust system and solid partnerships and they address a niche that has yet to be filled in space logistics
this is absolutely a long term hodl though, you're banking on them doing literally anything and then getting bought out so you're looking at years before you realize gainz

[Anonymous No.23318799]

>>23318773
Lol this and say "Oy vey" under your breath sometimes

[Anonymous No.23318804]

>>23318758
Pretty based. What kind of boots?

[Anonymous No.23318810]

>>23318773
>half of all jews are atheists
????????????
how the FUCK does that work?
"I'm a christian, but I'm an atheist."
"death to the infidels! Oh, I'm atheist though"

[Anonymous No.23318811]

>>23318642
Yes. Their fear that Trump and the Republicans can pull off another win is what's driving the market stagnation and holding down the rally.

What they really want is unigovernment: 1 party controlling the entirety of government because then regulations, stimulus, and taxes are all going to be passed without opposition and there will be no uncertainty going forward into the next 4 years as to the changes, investments, and regulatory costs they will be facing.

The only people who don't want a Democrat sweep are small- to medium-sized business owners who are always priced out when regulations change or taxes go up, but they're not important to the economy or the stock market. /biz/ should be going hard for Biden and his party to win; a Republican sweep, if possible, just means more uncertainty and chaos since President Trump will oppose some regulations and promote others, none of which can be predicted because he takes in information from a ton of different sources every day instead of just obeying his elite cadre of Ivy League experts. What's worse, there's indications that Republicans, if they return to governance in the election, will push even harder for more tariffs and more reshoring, raising costs and uncertainties in ways that are almost impossible to meet by just hiring a few more consultants. Larger firms will have to either offshore to non-target countries, like Vietnam and Taiwan, incurring significant investment cost, or reshore back in the USA which means those same costs plus taking on huge union workforces in non-RTW states, since those are the states that are plugged into the global supply chain and no company would inflict the hell of Midwest living on any of its execs.

[Anonymous No.23318815]

>>23318150
who

[Anonymous No.23318819]

>zoom at 560

[Anonymous No.23318820]

>>23318730
>>23318444
actual good advice on /biz for once. but /biz is too busy being degenerate on HTZ, GME & NAK to notice.

[Anonymous No.23318821]

What do I dump $3000 on this weekend?

[Anonymous No.23318825]

What do you guys use for charts?

[Anonymous No.23318831]

>>23318810
jew is an ethnicity dumbfuck

[Anonymous No.23318836]

>>23318751
Alright don't wanna get shoa'd I might just go active duty Airforce and stay there I know how comfy it can be since I'm in the guard and I've talked to a few desk jockeys shit seems right up my ally.

[Anonymous No.23318842]

>>23318825
I've never looked at a chart in my life I simply go with my gut

[Anonymous No.23318844]

>>23318810
Jewish is an ethnicity, anon. In case you werent aware

[Anonymous No.23318848]

>>23318111
>You've just been made Fund Manager/General Partner at a New Hedge Fund
>Assets Under Management (AUM) to start is $5 million
>Your salary is the Standard 2 and 20, that means you make 2% of the AUM and 20% of all profits. You can change this if you want. (1 and 20, or 0 and 25, are other popular options)
>You must disclose your Fund Strategy publicly

How do you grow your fund and how do you attract new clients?

[Anonymous No.23318849]

>>23318770
>boomer please, your dusty mood don't vibe with me
>you are old and so therefore I must say 10-4, dinosaur

[Anonymous No.23318858]

>>23318810
Jew is an ethnicity. Judaism is a religion but todays Jews are not the Israelites of God.

[Anonymous No.23318861]

am i retarded for putting my whole roth into HD

[Anonymous No.23318862]

>>23318222
Black guy here. Looks like this is a job for me. Stand back gweilo.

[Anonymous No.23318870]

>>23318831
>>23318844
I was taught in school that HITLER declared jews were a race and not a religion and used all those tape measures on them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then he threw them into the ovens after taking off their wedding rings! So EVIL

[Anonymous No.23318872]

>>23318848
>pick a random ticker
>long or short it based on if I get dubs

[Anonymous No.23318873]

>>23318825
thinkorswim

[Anonymous No.23318875]

>>23318773
Duly noted thanks anon got to be able to game the system sometimes.

[Anonymous No.23318888]

>>23318811
stop trying to make biden happen its not going to happen

[Anonymous No.23318895]

>>23318872
>publicly disclose this
>Investors wonder why they should go with you when you are literally doing a coin flip on random stocks
>All money pulled out, you're back to being a NEET

[Anonymous No.23318896]

>>23318888
I was here

[Anonymous No.23318898]

>>23318199
In reference to the 200K inheritance anon
$178.75 VTI
$17,875 per 100 lot, $125,125 tied up
Sell 7 covered calls @$180 slightly OTM
$435 per = $435 x 7 = +$3,045
Most likely, [as the market as a whole rises] the Call gets assigned: $1.25 x 700 = +$875
November 20 Call assigned = +$3,920
$3,920 / $125,125 = 3.1% gain in one month
November 20: $129,045
December 18: $132,965
January 15: $136,885
February 19: $140,805
March 19: $144,725 [now can possibly do 8 calls]
April 16: $148,645
May 21: $152,565
June 18: $156,485
July 16: $160,405
August 20: $164,325
September 17: $168,245
October 15: $172,165
$47,040 gain on $125,125 = 37.5% gain
Obviously it's not going to work out perfectly like this, some calls won't be assigned, it might go down from one month to the next, but he will still be collecting premium essentially risk free since it's VTI

[Anonymous No.23318900]

>>23318849
She is cute when she uses enough makeup to not look like a south american grandma. Too bad she's a communist.

[Anonymous No.23318902]

>>23318870

[Anonymous No.23318903]

>chainlink made up the idea that they had a partnership with microsoft in like 2017 as cope with like 6 virgins

>be GME and actually be partnered and have market cap thousands of times less

[Anonymous No.23318907]

Do I sell before it goes down real hard?

[Anonymous No.23318908]

>>23318484
I trade in pajamas most of the time.

[Anonymous No.23318911]

>>23318888
Checked and saved.

[Anonymous No.23318916]

>>23318888
CHECK'D
MAGA 2020

[Anonymous No.23318917]

>>23318158
beatrice braid

[Anonymous No.23318918]

>>23318804
Some kind of black Nike Air Max because that's what I've worn since childhood and I'm in my 30s now. I don't even know my shoes size because I buy shoes like once every 5 years.

[Anonymous No.23318922]

>>23318862
That's honestly fitting. She's already a single mother, and I've always thought she screamed black guy pumps and dumps me and then I'll blame white guys later for it.

[Anonymous No.23318923]

>>23318870
I think we all were, just starting to wake up to reality myself.

[Anonymous No.23318924]

Damn were falling real hard

[Anonymous No.23318934]

>>23318888
fuggin' CHECKED

[Anonymous No.23318940]

Jeans/shorts ,tee-shirt or button down short sleeve shirt is about it for me all the time. I don't gotta dress fancy to work and I'm proud of it. It gets cold I'll toss on a jacket. I do have nice clothes but honesty the only time I gotta get them out is a funeral or job interview (both which ain't a common thing thank god for different reasons)

[Anonymous No.23318945]

>>23318204
congrats anon, my biggest holding is GME and I'm down on my 1/15/21 calls -30%

[Anonymous No.23318949]

>>23318848
3x GME ETF

[Anonymous No.23318958]

>>23318945
>1/15/21
>-30%
how

[Anonymous No.23318959]

>>23318923
Oh, I knew from the beginning it was all lies. I was never 'redpilled', I just always knew better to begin with.

The truth is very important to me

[Anonymous No.23318960]

Will HTZ blast off again on Monday?

[Anonymous No.23318965]

>>23318848
I literally just copy and paste mommy Cathy's portfolio but also include GME.

[Anonymous No.23318968]

>>23318949
exponentially based

[Anonymous No.23318973]

>>23318811
I don't get it.
I agree with a lot of your analysis but the compounding returns of a low-regulation low-tax economy are huge. Full employment and maximum innovation are necessary for a post-industrial economy to compete with developing nations with more growth potential.
What's more, the market correctly predicted those effects and rallied from November 2016 until the COVID crash.
Basically, Trump is objectively better for economic growth and the market knew it in 2016-2020. Why would that change now?

[Anonymous No.23318974]

I do all my trading naked
not having to think about what I'm gonna wear frees up my mental game
I also stare at my dick before I make a play and if it twitches I know it's legit
sometimes I get so wrapped up thinking about my killer plays I almost walk outside nude

[Anonymous No.23318975]

I would heem the anon that would heem everyone ITT

[Anonymous No.23318983]

>>23318848
I've actually had this idea to short an atm call on vxx a month out and then buy the same strike call, but 2 months out and just rotating/rolling this every week or so.

[Anonymous No.23318989]

>>23318888

[Anonymous No.23318990]

>>23318958
This

[Anonymous No.23318993]

>>23318848
3x Short Term Inverse /biz/ ETF
any ticker that gets recommended by /biz/ I short

[Anonymous No.23318996]

Is SNE expected to keep falling for a bit? It's down a bit right now because of the voice recording thing right, this kind of stuff always seems to blow over in a week.

[Anonymous No.23319001]

>>23318888
BEHOLD

[Anonymous No.23319002]

>>23318249
jesus fucking christ I just saw the 1/15/21 $3c went from $0.08 per contract to $0.66. I feel like buying but it's up +700%, I don't wanna get bogged.

[Anonymous No.23319005]

is palantir really going to just hover in the teens for the next 20 years?

[Anonymous No.23319006]

>>23318923
Here you go, also I knew that shit never happened if someone has to tell you something happened all the time it most likely dint.

[Anonymous No.23319009]

>>23318974
>I also stare at my dick before I make a play and if it twitches I know it's legit
Finally! A strategy I can fully understand and use myself, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.23319016]

>>23318907
Probably not since if it's already tanking hard weak hands already let go of their stock for the weekend, and who knows if Monday pumps everything again.

[Anonymous No.23319023]

this market is more manipulated now than bitcoin fuck these fucking FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.23319022]

>>23319005
Yes and I warned you all it would happen before the IPO.

[Anonymous No.23319026]

>>23319006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pegk3pSl8Ug

[Anonymous No.23319028]

>>23318974
Are you also this guy?

[Anonymous No.23319034]

Now that all paper hands have been cleaned out from GME and Shorts have pretty much maxed out everything they can get their fucken hands on, how high will we go by the end of next week?
Assuming no squeeze, I predict the new floor will go from 13 - 15 and that this will continue until around 30. The High will prob be 17 or more.

If a squeeze happens from good news it will reach 100 easy. Since GME won't go bankrupt in 2 years, and shorters need that to happen, all you really have to do is hold the stock until that happens, but its nice to see the numbers go up for morale.

[Anonymous No.23319038]

my entire day has been waiting for 4PM for afterhours news

you know what im waiting for

[Anonymous No.23319044]

>>23319022
fuck you

[Anonymous No.23319057]

>>23319038
I just bought calls for next week since the ones for this week are dead, I know now to sell on big pump days and buy puts for the next day

[Anonymous No.23319069]

when is /biz/ ever going to learn not to buy IPOS

[Anonymous No.23319071]

>>23319023
Always has been.

[Anonymous No.23319074]

Imagine the state of HYLN bagholders

[Anonymous No.23319078]

>>23319069
What if there was an Onlyfans IPO?

[Anonymous No.23319086]

>>23319026
I Kek'ed

[Anonymous No.23319088]

>>23319044
Not my fault you fell for the 15 year old unprofitable, cash burning defense contractor with early investors who wanted to dump all their shares on retail.

[Anonymous No.23319089]

Would dumping my cash into every ARK etf evenly be a bad move?

[Anonymous No.23319090]

>>23319069
fuck you I'm buying roblox

[Anonymous No.23319099]

>>23319038
What are you waiting for anon?

[Anonymous No.23319101]

>>23319074
HYLN will never be over $50 ever again.

[Anonymous No.23319104]

>>23319006
>>23319026

[Anonymous No.23319116]

>>23319057
it's predictable as fuck in hindsight, same thing in September

but i fucking swear the moment i try scalping it is the moment trading halts the next hour

[Anonymous No.23319117]

>>23319089
IZRL is Kathy's sleeper ETF

[Anonymous No.23319118]

>>23318111
Anyone think Nikola is good for a swing? Or will it keep going down

[Anonymous No.23319120]

>>23319038
Which ticker?

[Anonymous No.23319131]

reminder that holding bags is sunken cost fallacy and you should usually get out and put your money into a better investment

[Anonymous No.23319134]

>>23319116
I've been setting my calls to sell at $100 every day

[Anonymous No.23319139]

>>23319099
>>23319120
G*ME duh

[Anonymous No.23319140]

So glad I sold my GME weekly calls yesterday for a nice 3.5x gain. If I held till today, they'd be at 0.

>>23319034
Excluding any more surprises like a 13G, $14 or $15 by EOW seems reasonable, but each day the SI% continues to climb. It is literally a fucking bomb waiting to go off.

>>23319057
I personally don't hold weekly calls over the weekend cause of theta. If I'm feeling bullish on something, I'll buy at open or at 10 am. Whichever I feel will be a better dip.

[Anonymous No.23319143]

>>23318888
based and checked

[Anonymous No.23319147]

Why should I not buy TQQQ and walk away?

[Anonymous No.23319150]

>>23319116
Don't do it friend.
One day its just going to pop and that's why we are here.
You need to be greedy but don't be a fucken Jew about it or you'll get booty blasted.

[Anonymous No.23319163]

>>23318888
BASED quadschad

[Anonymous No.23319165]

>>23319117
saw that post in the last thread, I like the idea of investing in Israel because who the fuck wouldn't but I don't actually know wtf they make to be honest

[Anonymous No.23319177]

>>23319131
Also beware of the stubborn tendency to want to recoup losses on the same ticker you lost them on in the first place.

[Anonymous No.23319181]

>>23318729
Aloha shirts are the chest code to people thinking you're fun and friendly. Also women notice them, for some reason. Maybes it's the bright colors

[Anonymous No.23319182]

>>23319131
truth
the most important asset is time
the time you let your stock stay in a depreciating asset = time that your capital was not able to grow in an appreciating asset

[Anonymous No.23319186]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AMZN IS KILLING MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPP SELLLLLLLIIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.23319189]

>>23319140
well weekly calls are an entirely different thing
but if you're just holding shares, why bother scalping

if it ever runs up again like yesterday, there's no scenario where I don't greed just in case it's actually short sellers actually covering that time

[Anonymous No.23319195]

>>23319131
Cash is king. cant tell me otherwise

[Anonymous No.23319200]

Black Monday, Oct. 19, 1987 when the DJIA lost almost 22% in a single day.

History will repeat itself

[Anonymous No.23319204]

>>23319165
I think it's mostly software.

[Anonymous No.23319210]

i have entered the Primordium of Retardation

[Anonymous No.23319217]

>>23319116
>>23319150
Really looking like cup & handle poised to shoot upward to me but...

[Anonymous No.23319218]

>>23319069
>

In my country it goes like this;
banks and fund managers have first dibs, meaning if retail gets it's hands on it then it's not worthing owning (at IPO) price.

This makes the descision of buying IPO or not really easy. If it's not worth buying, I won't get any so I can only lose.

[Anonymous No.23319236]

>missed the kino trade setups at 1:50pm today because I was napping
>trade this morning didn't go as well as planned
>only up 0.35R for the day, 4.41R for the week
REEEEE I wanted my 6R ;_;

[Anonymous No.23319239]

>>23319217
I took 8,200 shares out of circulation today. GME's value has to go up.

[Anonymous No.23319241]

>>23319150
i wouldn't actually do that
like yesterday if i had scalped, i would have fucked up since the play would have been to sell the morning spike
the 2nd spike could have caught me offguard, that was like a very small window to buy back in depending on how greedy you are on the "dip"

ultimately we're better off than Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday but I wish I never knew we touched $15

[Anonymous No.23319245]

>>23319200
When? Also post puts

[Anonymous No.23319246]

>>23319204
So it seems

[Anonymous No.23319256]

>>23319239
Did you actually market buy them?

[Anonymous No.23319257]

>>23319069
Dunno bro. I got in with CRSR when they offered and made a little dosh on it.

[Anonymous No.23319258]

NEWS: Paris,France : Teacher *beheaded* after opening dialog with students on charactures featuring Muslim prophet Mohammed. Police have apparently shot and killed suspect.

AND YOU thought you were having a bad day.

[Anonymous No.23319264]

Holyshit we might end red

[Anonymous No.23319268]

>Oy Vey! Look at all these wagies that made it since March.
>All the goyim are realizing they can speculate as well
>Make it go sideways for three months until they all give up and sell
>The resume the pump

[Anonymous No.23319273]

Bros what shitstocks do I buy to sell on Monday?

[Anonymous No.23319279]

>>23319258
Not just that, but they literally dragged him out into a public street and beheaded him. Insane

[Anonymous No.23319284]

>>23319239
wait what
kek

i know we have a $30K anon who went all in at 10.7o or something, bagholding for a couple weeks and im sure it was PAINFUL as fuck but boy does everything feel much better after just a couple weeks
you might be our biggest holder right now if you're not LARPing

[Anonymous No.23319285]

>>23318717
The fuck else do you want nigger.

There's forums, youtubes and you can contact them directly, get to work cunt, I don't work for you.

[Anonymous No.23319290]

New thread

>>23319149

>>23319149

>>23319149

>>23319149

>>23319149

[Anonymous No.23319293]

>>23319256
No. I played it safe and put in a limit for $13.20. That'll probably be my undoing...

[Anonymous No.23319294]

>>23319273
I like those statistics

[Anonymous No.23319302]

>>23319268
>no understanding of how the market actually works
>t.

[Anonymous No.23319316]

>>23319290
CLFnigger, please...

[Anonymous No.23319331]

Ignore the CLF shill.

[Anonymous No.23319333]

>>23319284
bought back at double digits and average up at 13.66 820shares im worried but NOT SELLING(today)

[Anonymous No.23319343]

>>23319316
At least it'll be the weekend soon so he can fuck off

[Anonymous No.23319351]

Someone make a non shill faggot thread

[Anonymous No.23319355]

Kneepad make a new thread you dirty slut

[Anonymous No.23319356]

>>23319284
I doubt I'm the biggest holder on /biz/. But I didn't buy in before the fist huge jump, so this could go VERY BADLY for me

[Anonymous No.23319361]

>>23319279
So it wasn’t just a deranged parent of a towelhead who beheaded that schoolteacher, it was an enraged mob that went after him?

[Anonymous No.23319377]

>>23319293
you should never never do a market buy especially in a pick that's so blatantly manipulated

[Anonymous No.23319387]

>>23319373
>>23319373
>>23319373
real thread

[Anonymous No.23319393]

>>23319284
There was an anon that said he was putting in 200k in, but I don't know if that was a larp or not.

[Anonymous No.23319394]

I dont understand how average yearly gain is about 12% and its "silly" to expect to have a 20% gain. It takes little research to get much higher gains in most years, provided youre not working with very high volumes of money.

[Anonymous No.23319400]

>>23319290
>CLF goes red
>peace throughout /smg/
>suddenly it goes green for a second
>TIME TO SPLIT THE THREAD LIKE A FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.23319421]

>>23319140
>>23319189
Don't ever hold weekly calls till friday and get bogged

[Anonymous No.23319431]

>>23319356
well if it makes you feel better, i averaged up a bit today on the dip (although my cost basis is still ultimately under $8)
I'm still confident enough to be buying into this shit until maybe $15 unless we get news about Sony then I'll bump that shit up to $20 easily

no idea about Nintendo though

[Anonymous No.23319445]

Why is HTZ dumping? I have a lot of 2.5 calls for next week

[Anonymous No.23319447]

>>23319258
How the fuck many times did they kill him???

[Anonymous No.23319484]

>>23319373
>>23319373
>>23319373
>>23319373
real thread here

[Anonymous No.23319495]

>>23319165
>I like the idea of investing in Israel because who the fuck wouldn't

[Anonymous No.23319546]

>>23319495
Yea I stopped reading into the fund after seeing that they literally underperform the SPX

[Anonymous No.23319584]

>>23318958
bought the top like a retard

[Anonymous No.23319661]

>>23318831
>>23318844
>>23318858
Semitic* (ethnicity)
Jewish (religion)

[Anonymous No.23319687]

>>23319394
the psychology changes when you start playing with big boy money. literal lifetimes worth of money being lost on a bad play could ruin your mental health. however im sure winning a years worth of GDP, of a small country, on a successful play has got to be divine.

[Anonymous No.23319741]

>>23319661
look at mr fancy pants over here with his big dictionary words

[Anonymous No.23319782]

>>23319258
>>23319279
>>23319447
Just a normal day in France.

[Anonymous No.23319856]

>>23319782
what is he mad about? did she not give him his gibs?