/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.2331744]

What are your thoughts on these prices, guys?

[Anonymous No.2331787]

>>2331744
Don't buy ATM and buy low sell high. Also get going cause it takes a ton of training and months to get verified with ISIS

[Anonymous No.2331805]

>>2331787
>buy low sell high
Does this mean that I should buy cheap grandmas and sell their newborn daughters?

[Anonymous No.2331837]

>>2331805
Would you call that a pump and dump?

[Anonymous No.2331947]

21-30 for $82 seems like the best deal

[Anonymous No.2331975]

>>2331947
Actually $165 is affordable for a whole life of sexy servitude.

[Anonymous No.2331997]

>>2331975
youd have to feed and raise
its adding extra costs

[Anonymous No.2332006]

Can I pay with btc or do I need isiscoin?
What about shipping? Housedrop needed or can I use my real adress?

[Anonymous No.2332041]

>>2331744
Honestly, joking aside it would be cool to buy two or three yahdzi or whatever girls and save them bring them here and give them a better life.

[Anonymous No.2332068]

>>2332041

yes............ indeed.................

[Anonymous No.2332099]

I'd much prefer to lease instead of buy, and when you factor in slave insurance/cost of housing/cost of feeding you're really not getting that great a deal.

[Anonymous No.2332135]

>>2332041
The younger you get her, the less she will degrade her physical appearance.

[Anonymous No.2332185]

>>2331997
>>2332099
You're acting as though they can't be put to work for you though. Imagine you got a 5 yr old and did nothing but train her to be the perfect cryptotrader inbetween her sex and housework duties.

>>2332041
Yeah, it would... I mean anything is better than starving and running in fear from ISIS after all.

[Anonymous No.2332209]

>>2331744
Is there a 61 and beyond bracket? That's what I'm interested in.

[Anonymous No.2332270]

We need to help these guys setup a futures market.

[Anonymous No.2332275]

>>2332041

No u retard because your funding ISIS

[Anonymous No.2332276]

>>2331837
Caaaaarloooos!

[Anonymous No.2332295]

>Buy 21-30 for 82$
>Impregnate
>Sell kids for 165$

[Anonymous No.2332303]

>>2331744
Going off your list, I can buy 5 61+ whores for 20 USD a pop, or 10-20 whites for 5-10 usd a pop. How can I get in on closing my eyes and getting a gummer from 20 Muslim whores?

[Anonymous No.2332311]

>>2332295
thats and ROI of 2x for a few years of work. not sure how to feel desu.

[Anonymous No.2332313]

>>2332295
you need to feed the preggo mother for 9 months + 1year kids...

[Anonymous No.2332325]

>>2332295
Best /biz/ advice I've seen in months

[Anonymous No.2332329]

>>2332275
Not like you can buy that good of weaponry with $100

[Anonymous No.2332394]

>>2331744
Dibs on 1-9
I'll take 2
Will pay 0.2 BTC

[Anonymous No.2332554]

If you buy an 18 year old sex slave for $124 and assume a depreciation value of 10% per annum that'll be 10 years of free labour.
Charging clients $10 per half hour and assuming you rotate the girl with half an hour of work and half an hour of cleanup, with 12-hour shifts working 7 days a week that amounts to a gross profit of $60. Assuming cleanup costs amount to $2 per half-hour session (water, makeup, new bedding, condoms, etc.) amounts to $12 expenses for a net profit of $58/day, $406/week or $21,112 per annum.
Rent on a 1-bedroom apartment in Damascus city centre is $187.88/month or $2,254.56/annum, one meal a day at an inexpensive restaurant is $3.25 or $1186.25/annum. Utility bills are $36.57/month or $438/annum.
Net profit: $17,223.19 in first year
This is how much the asset nets you in the first year; with a depreciating value of 10% per annum, over 10 years you'd make a net profit of (in yearly order):
$17,223.19
$15,500.87
$13,950.78
$12,555.71
$11,300.13
$10,170.12
$9,153.11
$8,237.80
$7,414.02
$6,672.62

By the time the asset has fully depreciated and after accounting for all expenses you'd make a grand total of $112,178.35 or $11,217.835/annum.
If you want to totally detach yourself from the whole operation then...
The average wage in Syria is $3,605/annum. Assuming you paid a 'bodyguard' $5000/annum to do all the work for you you'd still come out with $6,217/annum or $62,178.35 net profit over 10 years.

/biz/ should set something up

[Anonymous No.2332608]

>>2332554
oops I forgot to account for $124 (price of asset)...

[Anonymous No.2332632]

>>2332554
fuck I fucked up at the start too.. oh well it's still a good business idea

[Anonymous No.2332680]

>>2331744
>(((Islamic state)))
No thanks. Im sure theres ways to buy a slave and not end up on some government watchlist

[Anonymous No.2332695]

>>2332554
>one $3.25 meal a day
>for a girl doing physical activity 12 hours a day 7 days a week
You're going to have a dead body on your hands long before you have 62k

[Anonymous No.2332750]

>>2332695
>not keeping your slave girl on a calorie cap to ensure she never has enough energy to run away and so that she maintains a slim figure

[Anonymous No.2332787]

>>2332554
>buying an 18 year old slave
See you'll never get top dollar like that. You need to buy her young, treat her well but firm, and slowly mold her into the perfect high end courtesan. 18 year olds are already too set in their ways and would just be all depressed and shit.

[Anonymous No.2332827]

The truth is, all men are pedos to some extent.

Each and every one.

[Anonymous No.2332843]

>>2331744
based islamic state

[Anonymous No.2332852]

>>2332750
She'll have enough energy to shank you in the back when she's sick of being starved though.

>>2332787
This if you buy a slave older than like 10, you're just asking for it.

>t. a guy who has read up heavily on child long term detention cases in an effort to find out what age would be best if you wants someone that wouldn't be defiant all the time and try to run everytime you take her outside and would just be complacent with her new lot in life
Well, not heavy reading...yet.

[Anonymous No.2332986]

sell walls getting destroyed! get in before these moon!!!

[Anonymous No.2333045]

>>2332554
Also you can buy new girls every year and sell the old ones so depreciation dont fuck you up

[Anonymous No.2333047]

>>2332827
All men are. Some men are just honest.

Women are a resource, best got young. Anyone that understands investing in the future can see the logic.

[Anonymous No.2333048]

>>2332827
W-wait! You're not one of us?

[Anonymous No.2333060]

>>2331997
Baka, young ones need less food.

[Anonymous No.2333119]

I think I should give some ideas...

[Anonymous No.2333151]

>>2333045
He's right that's what I do with my Chevy

[Anonymous No.2333165]

>>2332554
Goddamnit you faggots are hilarious.

I love you, biz.

FUND IT

[Anonymous No.2333189]

Dang, I'm switching from Mormon to Muslim. Allah Allah Allah

[Anonymous No.2333227]

>>2332852
>t. a guy who has read up heavily on child long term detention cases in an effort to find out what age would be best if you wants someone that wouldn't be defiant all the time and try to run everytime you take her outside and would just be complacent with her new lot in life
Tfw we become the new jews
Bizreal state when?

[Anonymous No.2333272]

>>2331744
I will stop spamming, but these are the real prices.

Western women are grossly over inflated, even after pussy flooding the market.

Artificial supply restriction and market manipulation with BS 18 cap, i say.

[Anonymous No.2333622]

>>2333189
>2017
>religious-fag

[Anonymous No.2333846]

>>2333622
>2017
>being le athiest

god doesnt exist goy and the human race will one day be extinct anyway so just kill yourself now?

http://rintintin.colorado.edu/~vancecd/phil3600/Craig.pdf

[Anonymous No.2333944]

>>2333846
>2017
>Classifying non-religious people as atheists

[Anonymous No.2333972]

>>2333944
cope