/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.23287408]

Ah, another day working from home doing absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.23287427]

>>23287408
Great isn't it?

[Anonymous No.23287435]

>>23287408
Morning kings, lovely day today.

[Anonymous No.23287446]

>>23287408
I don't think I'm going to be able to cope when we have to go back. This is the perfect balance of income and neet lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.23287464]

>>23287446
>go back
lol...
there's no vaccine for covid anon, it's over

[Anonymous No.23287521]

It's over. Coronavirus bros, we got way too cocky.

After CLV collapses it's over. We're through.

[Anonymous No.23287537]

>>23287464
Doesn't stop the development of isolated wage pods in the office

[Anonymous No.23287565]

>tfw no officenormie wagepod to cuck for HR insidea

[Anonymous No.23287615]

>>23287408
We're halfway into October and my firm just now releases 'guidance' on what coming back to the office will look like + a consent form... I think the partners purposefully wrote it in a way to discourage people from coming back so they'd have the office to themselves, kek. I'm working from home forever, too comfy. Thank you for reading my blog poast.

[Anonymous No.23287823]

i wonder if the people, westerners/whites in particular, who are working from home, understand that they're being permitted to work from home just to test the next stage of outsourcing. any job that can be worked from home, can be worked from India.

[Anonymous No.23287872]

>>23287408
I wake up, walk to my desk, open the laptop, click control + enter to run some SQL scripts in the morning then I relax. That is my job. And I get paid handsomely. Feels so good, bros.

[Anonymous No.23287919]

>>23287823
you make it sound like there's no tradeoff in quality. yeah go ahead and outsource critical pieces of your business to chinks, poos, and slavs with poor english skills and a 6+ hour timezone offset. quality will suffer and the companies that maintained a US workforce will take away their business.

t. accountant that regularly interacts with retarded site controllers and accounting managers in europe and china

[Anonymous No.23288015]

>>23287408
Boss just said were getting extra funding to continue our project. The higher ups are impressed and want to see more.

[Anonymous No.23288016]

>>23287408
hear hear OP
same here. living on neetbux. the easy life
time for another batch of fairy dust

[Anonymous No.23288037]

>>23287919
This. IT departments tried this outsourcing twenty years ago. They can now demonstrably prove one competent white is worth 10 pajeets, and 1 white can work on the salary of 5 pajeets

[Anonymous No.23288068]

>>23287537
>isolated wage pods in the office
you mean Q-bikles?
I've heard this innovative startup already raised $100 billion in VC money

[Anonymous No.23288364]

>>23287872
What’s your job? Degree?

[Anonymous No.23288512]

>>23287446
>I don't think I'm going to be able to cope when we have to go back.
Whose gonna make us lmao
Millions of people for the first time in their wagie life got a taste of neet freedom; time with the kids, time for unexplored interests, time not getting up and driving to your wagecage like a dog, time not spent in traffic, time away from cancer work culture clique. What kind of retard wants to go back to that?

[Anonymous No.23288569]

>>23287408
living the high life

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB-y3KLjJhA

[Anonymous No.23288576]

>>23287408
MY PRODUCTION AND DRIVE IS DRAMATICALLY DECREASING AGAIN but my boss hasn't said a word, so I'm left with paranoid guilt

[Anonymous No.23288606]

>>23288364
Data engineer. Business degree, I learned how to code on the side, so degree is largely irrelevant

[Anonymous No.23288624]

>>23287446
I will never work in an office again. I'm on my couch now in sweatpants shitposting and getting paid. There are a ton of jobs in my field hiring 100% remote now so I'll quit the second they ask me to return. Gonna buy a little house on some land in the sticks and do this forever.

[Anonymous No.23288705]

>>23288624
What job is that chief?

[Anonymous No.23288804]

>>23288576
I don't feel guilt but just paranoia. I just don't give a fuck anymore. I actually do not care what happens. My boss yelled at me the other day for not remembering something that was spoken about on a call 3 days in a row because I literally wasn't even paying attention on said call and I don't give a shit. Getting a bunch more responsibility without training and I don't give a shit that I'm going to be thrown to the wolves with that either. I've been in this job for 10 months and literally have no idea what is going on. I'm an IT guy that went from Software Development to Supply Chain Data Analytics. Explain that one to me. I need to get the fuck out of here. thanks for reading my blogpost. I have no one to talk to and I think I'm losing it

[Anonymous No.23288854]

>>23287408
I got assigned to a new project this week, pm is a nagging bitch who constantly asks for updates, will have to invent delays on implementing the project to tarnish her metrics.
Installed mousejiggler.exe
Re-watching the expanse in anticipation of the new season.
Covid-19 second wave is hitting the country, plans to return to the office pushed back. (Wait until it is common knowledge that one can be reinfected and each subsequent reinfection does more damage until it becomes fatal for management to abandon the idea of offices altogether).

[Anonymous No.23288887]

>>23288705
I design online classes/trainings. 0/10 would not recommend.

[Anonymous No.23288915]

>>23288606
what would you recommend learning? MySQL bootcamp on udemy?

[Anonymous No.23288933]

>>23287408
This is the next big thing. Just picked up 10k. Anyone know what a make it stack is? Checked and based btw.

[Anonymous No.23289042]

>>23287408
You cunts can't keep getting away with this when I have to drive 70 miles to and from work, leave at 7:30 start at 9 don't finish till 5:30 and do hundreds of miles extra driving each week for my job. YOU CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS.

[Anonymous No.23289041]

>>23287408
hello fellow kings, what's on the agenda for today?

I'm on PTO myself so I'll be doing the same as usual.

[Anonymous No.23289097]

another day posting the exact same thread kek

[Anonymous No.23289099]

Bros I'm going to post this every day in this stupid thread till I finally escape.

I have a bachelors in Mechanical Engineering. Let me be a warning to u frens, don't fall for this meme. I'm a CAD monkey, I draw lines and circles. My job could easily be done from home but the field is infested with boomers and they don't allow it. If any one has advice on how to escape this hell, please help. I'm currently saving up money to go to a coding bootcamp, mostly for the networking.

>>23288915
>>23288606

Also interested in knowing this. I think going into a data engineering bootcamp would be more beneficial for me with an engineering as opposed to some standard web dev bootcamp. Your thoughts and any advice on learning?

[Anonymous No.23289144]

It seems like everyone who works in tech/IT get a decent salary but secretly wants to kill themselves

[Anonymous No.23289226]

>>23289099
you could give finance a shot. starter positions are open and easy money

>>23289042
someone remove this rabble. he is spoiling my morning nap

[Anonymous No.23289301]

I'm using the extra time gained from my day job to hit the gass on my freelance work and e-com hustle. Now is not the time to take it e-z lads. Perfect time to get ahead.

[Anonymous No.23289436]

>>23287408
bought my house with ETH gains in '17, now I spend all day destroying pedophile organizations from my couch while chainsmoking spliffs, growing exotic fungi, and raising goats. Life is good bros

[Anonymous No.23289455]

>>23288915
I think Postgres is infinitely more useful than MySQL, but it can’t hurt.
>>23289099
Learn Spark, Databricks, Snowflake. These are the new cutting edge softwares that could land you a data engineering role easily, but most roles today are still using traditional relational SQL DBs

[Anonymous No.23289604]

I used to have to go into the office occasionally and actually do stuff. Now I just started a new job that’s 100% remote and it’s back to the same old routine...

[Anonymous No.23289828]

>>23288854
Source?

[Anonymous No.23289849]

>>23287919
>quality will suffer
if you haven't been paying attention, they dont care as long as they make more money, and for as long as you require 10x panjeets salary the lost customers dont matter. theyre about to have an unlimited supply of chinese consumers anyways, quality wont matter, just speed and price.

[Anonymous No.23289888]

>>23289042
>70 miles
unless you make $150k/year this is absolute mental retardation

[Anonymous No.23289941]

>>23287919
i agree with you 100%, but corporate america doesnt see it that way, and would rather have -90% quality and +0.01% profit margin, than +900% quality and -0.01% profit margin.

[Anonymous No.23290000]

>>23289849
once you reach a critical mass of pajeets, changs, and mikhails business operations grind to a standstill and then it's not a matter of 'making less money' it's a matter of 'making no money' because all normal business operations are gridlocked by gross incompetence, timezone differences, poor communication skills, lack of understanding of the business, etc.

i've seen this happen time and time again when our retarded foreign entity accounting/finance colleagues can't resolve a simple issue and it drags on for months and months.

[Anonymous No.23290013]

>>23290000
Wasted

[Anonymous No.23290079]

>>23289888
70 mile total commute. I make equivalent to 31k USD. Worst part is the odd day I don't get home until late and I have to keep asking to finish early but if something comes up I gotta forget about that early finish if the job goes on longer than expected. I've done this for nearly 5 years now. I'm hoping crypto can save me but I unironically sell high and buy low by trying to swing. Saying that there's people out there who have it way worse than me so I'm grateful for what I have.

[Anonymous No.23290103]

>>23290000
>>23289849
also let me point out that there is a massive difference between outsourcing wageslave call center, warehouse, factory, etc. employees and outsourcing critical aspects of the business like engineering, operations management, quality control, accounting, finance, treasury, etc.

customer service reps can barely speak english and act like retarded script readers, who gives a fuck. customers will get upset but it doesn't matter. any important business function fucks up and suddenly things go sideways, real fast.

[Anonymous No.23290161]

>>23287919
There's a trade off, loads of people will still get fired because even if pajeets are worse they're so ridiculously cheap. So you end up having 1 white sort of managing a bunch of pajeets. I work for a huge MNC and they've been doing exactly that, anything menial or that can be taught to be outsourced will be.

[Anonymous No.23290250]

>>23288804
I listened, anon. Hang in there. I have the opposite problem; I'm trying to remember like 5 plus new things that get thrown my way each day and at least 3 slip through the cracks because I'm dealing with other projects. Bosses haven't mentioned all these things I never did, so I don't mention or do them -- a real not selling the dip, if you will, don't want to lock in losses

[Anonymous No.23290261]

>>23289455
This is a good idea, going to do the snowflake course on udemy.

[Anonymous No.23290288]

>>23287919
last ten years has made your whole statement invalid lol

[Anonymous No.23290376]

>>23287408
Permanently working remote now. Thank kek.

[Anonymous No.23290427]

>>23290103
your company still has humans answering the phones? doesnt sound like itll survive anyways.

the good ones among you will be promoted to project manager positions but keep your salary, where you will have the responsibility of wrangling the assorted non-whites into submission and delivering results. i would never want to be that underpayed employee.

[Anonymous No.23290542]

>>23290161
>I work for a huge MNC and they've been doing exactly that, anything menial or that can be taught to be outsourced will be.

and as a counterpoint i worked at a big 4 public accounting firm (250k employees.) we would outsource simple shit like revenue testing to pajeets in india because we paid them comparatively lower wages and we could market it as 'cost savings' to the client by means of a lower hourly bill rate. these pajeets were all educated, holding the equivalent of an accounting degree in their country.

every project we sent them required detailed written instructions, task-specific templates as deliverables, and clear deadlines. this was a pain in the ass and took time away from us. in general, these assignments required massive amounts of hand-holding and follow ups whereas a first year US auditor could do the work with minimal handholding at a much faster pace.

every time i used the pajeets, at the insistence of engagement managers/senior managers/partners, it was a total fucking waste of time. the pajeets would struggle to understand even basic accounting concepts. any semblance of judgement they exercised would be wrong. they were terrible at documentation, their questions and testing exceptions made no sense, and they were often late in completing the owrk. it was literally faster to do it ourselves.

[Anonymous No.23290663]

>>23287408
Beautiful, maybe did 1 hr work today

[Anonymous No.23290866]

>>23289301
What's your business?

[Anonymous No.23290923]

>Work says they want people back in the office in January
>Going to tell them to keep me remote or I'm leaving

Getting paid 6 figures for """working from home""" is fucking based

[Anonymous No.23290925]

>>23289455

Nobody fucking uses Postgres so if you ever plan to work for any company ever, learn MySQL

[Anonymous No.23290940]

>>23289144
The secret in IT is to not do any actual IT work yourself. Being a cybersecurity consultant during lockdown is comfy af.

[Anonymous No.23290960]

>>23290542
Yeah all of what you've said is true but you have to remember they're like a tenth of the cost and they're not exactly going to get worse, they just need extreme training so management will just have people teaching them how to do their job.

I work in pensions and there's still loads of basic shit they're struggling with but management keeps ploughing through because they're cheaper and do actually work harder (just that work has often been shite). Most people's office jobs won't be safe, they'll run a skeleton crew and outsource all they can.

[Anonymous No.23290982]

>>23290079
Sorry bro, i'm brazilian and earn more than you without this commute.

You are just an asshole and a retard

[Anonymous No.23291024]

>>23290960
desu the only thing keeping the country together at this point are middle class white collar office jobs and the hope of one day getting one.

if they take that away from us there's no question in my mind that jews will be forced feet-first into genuine JA TOPF & SOHNE ovens.

[Anonymous No.23291137]

>>23287408
I'm currently in my Pj's on a conference call with France. comfy

[Anonymous No.23291196]

>>23290940

Im cutting my hours at my current Telecom gig to focus on school and job hunting. Do you think a dude with an associates degree; system engineering experience, and a bachelors on the way has a shot at a security gig? Any tips fren?

[Anonymous No.23291498]

>>23288804
Fake it till you make it.

[Anonymous No.23291566]

>>23288804

Fuck that, I tell my boss to put shit in writing if he wants me to remember/do something. This goes for ALL anons, not just IT, but DOCUMENTATION is what will make your life easier, along with AUTOMATION.

Demand others document shit, and do the same. It makes life so much easier.

Also, assert dominance at work. Talk back to your boss if they give you shit for something unreasonable. You can be a wagie, and not be a stressed out bitch; stand up for yourself.

[Anonymous No.23291646]

>>23291196
Any kind of dev or system design experience is great. I entered the field from a dev postion (several years experience). The key is to use that hands-on experience to sell yourself. You'd be suprised at the number of people in cybersecurity who don't know shit about tech. Those are often the people in positions higher up the corporate ladder. Use your tech experiense to help them make their jobs easier.

Go look for positions at large organisations with money to burn: banks, insurance firms. They always need people, since most talented people don't tend stick around. Getting a contractor to do this for you, while making them pay for your education, is also a good approach (especially for juniors).

Look for 'security consultant', 'security analyst' or 'security officer' positions. Or technical positions if you want, but that requires a large learning investment. Stay away from SOC.

What field is your bachelors fren?

[Anonymous No.23291893]

>>23290925
I work in fortune 100 and Postgres is our main DB of choice. Lots of people use it. Sounds like you’re a boomer.

[Anonymous No.23291923]

>>23287408
Trade chad here.

[Anonymous No.23292096]

>>23291646

General Information Technology degree from a MA state school, maybe about 3-4 semesters out from it.

My associates is in Computer Networks/Security.

Good part of my current job is building small phone systems for little businesses. I do the whole thing from the point of sale up to implementation, so I have a lot of facetime with customers as I nail down their needs. I also host conference calls and do software training with my current place.

I also do all the administration and built a call center with 1000+ users on it. The pay is dogshit at 18 an hour though, but it was my first job after finishing school. Been here maybe 18 months, and it was nice working remote the last 6-7 months, but I need to move on.

[Anonymous No.23292172]

>>23289099
Hey pal, it’s your fellow BSME grad from yesterday’s thread. Hopefully a biz anon will help us escape this CAD boomer hell. I wear a mask literally all day at work. If we don’t get finance/data jobs by next summer we might as well become bartenders.

[Anonymous No.23292299]

>>23288512
The retard that needs to feed said kids lmao. They let the government muzzle them and destroy their way of life over a fucking cough and you think they're going to make some massive stand when their masters say "come back or your out of a job"? Not the mention the 15% of the population out of work that would step in in a heartbeat. The irreplaceable people have been working from home for years so we're not talking about them.

[Anonymous No.23292301]

>>23287408
based

[Anonymous No.23292334]

>>23292096
Seems you've plenty to work with for a cybersecurity gig. Look into the CISSP cert. Even if you don't have time for the exam, just get the book and read it. It's a great intro into the field, and my boomer colleagues can't stop talking about it.

The phone thing sounds like a sweet side-gig. Lots of independence.

[Anonymous No.23292443]

I got the day off. I was gonna change my tires and front sprocket on my bike and it rained and I forgot to get cream for my coffee. Fuck me, goys.

[Anonymous No.23292502]

>>23289436
based and i hope to make it like this, pls post goats

[Anonymous No.23292548]

>>23292172
My boss might let me do 1 day a week teleworking, brother. There might be some small hope for us. The downside is I currently work 4 days 10 hrs and I'd have to switch to 5 days 8 hrs.

[Anonymous No.23292572]

>>23287408
>tfw been working from home for 7 years now
>tfw its always this comfy
officebros, take the perma WFH pill

[Anonymous No.23292610]

>>23287446
>I don't think I'm going to be able to cope when we have to go back.
I at least know I'm not going back.

I navigated my way to full remote before the pandemic

[Anonymous No.23292792]

>>23288887
You guys design actual shit.

[Anonymous No.23292820]

>>23289144
>secretly
If I told my family how I really felt I'd be in a padded room in a supermax prison right now.

[Anonymous No.23292898]

8am to 10am and I'm done for the day.

[Anonymous No.23292919]

>>23292898
Sounds exhausting, get some rest king

[Anonymous No.23292975]

>>23290982
At least I'm not black I suppose

[Anonymous No.23293137]

>>23290925
Retard lmao. Lemme guess, you think nobody uses nodejs either? You make your API's in Java? Lmaoooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.23293293]

>>23288624
Let the good times roll

[Anonymous No.23293361]

>>23287408
based, anon

[Anonymous No.23293451]

>>23288887

jfc no wonder your products suck

[Anonymous No.23293800]

I walked to the shop again to get some beers. The exercise and some booze helped me work on something. I released an important project of mine on the internet this month. However it was mired in seperate legal problems, fines, financial difficulty. which messed up my main job. Now I cant work the main job for weeks. My life is desolate.

[Anonymous No.23294242]

>>23287408
If you know, you know...

[Anonymous No.23294726]

>>23291923
>Trade chad here.
Only offputting parts of trades are that there isn't remote work and the conservative douche-bro/boomer archetypes (although I may be overestimating this by a ton; would love your opinion).

[Anonymous No.23294782]

>>23292572
>officebros, take the perma WFH pill
Once you have enough saved to avoid desperation job taking and take the wfh plunge, I feel like there has to be no going back (easily) right?

I started my first remote role in January. If I were to lose this gig, I think my next search would be for remote only ANYTHING (not just software engineering). Remote is just that good.

[Anonymous No.23294810]

>>23293451
>jfc no wonder your products suck
Did he reveal the company?

[Anonymous No.23294872]

>>23290925

I personally use foxpro

[Anonymous No.23294899]

feels so nice bros, completely blew off a virtual meeting and now im ripping a bong while i answer emails making 110k a year. anybody who isnt doing this should kill themselves for being so pathetic.

[Anonymous No.23294980]

>>23287919
am black. IT/Sec phag. company fired the jeets for me and I have accomplished more in 1 yr than any vishnu prior.

USA #1 FUCK CHINA

[Anonymous No.23295349]

>>23287408
I actually had to go into my office today to get some files, first time I've put on decent clothes in weeks.

[Anonymous No.23295389]

>>23287408
I legit only did 1 hour work today. Took a nice long lunch then had an interview in the afternoon

[Anonymous No.23295471]

>>23292548
every "compromise" they grant will still benefit shekelstein when you think about it.

[Anonymous No.23295623]

>>23288804
Buy 2nd smart phone or recorder and record everything then go over it again on your freetime wage cuck

[Anonymous No.23295792]

>>23291024
You white collar cucks arent going to do shit, still plenty of slave jobs avaliable for people who will actually do something and plenty of military boys to enforce it.