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>> No.23246997

stonks

>> No.23247000

Fuck lower decks

>> No.23247007
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23247007

>down? I liked it when it was up

>> No.23247014

Imagine logging into your account and seeing a BLM logo plastered everywhere.
Planet of the Apes was a documentary.

>> No.23247015

TRIPS AND GME GOES TO THE STRATOSPHERE

>> No.23247022

>>23246982
After the democratic sweep on November, the cannabis MORE act will be passed and finally the cannabis stocks will start mooning.

>> No.23247027
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>>23247015
rollin

>> No.23247028

Airbnb IPO in December

>> No.23247030

>>23246982
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE i just want it to go up and not down

>> No.23247036

>>23247022
Ya if Biden wins Im going all in weed

>> No.23247039
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23247039

>first for palanchads

>> No.23247046
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23247046

hope you bought at $11.80 like I told you

>> No.23247052
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>>23247015
Roll as kek wills it

>> No.23247056

>>23246982
Post feminine benis

>> No.23247057
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>>23247015

>> No.23247060

>>23247036
>>23247022
>going all in on weed instead of ammunition and firearm companies
Never gonna make it

>> No.23247062

long term tqqq?

kingmaker move?

>> No.23247063
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23247063

>>23246982
Sony partnership for gme never comin

>> No.23247068

>>23247028
IPO or Direct listing?

>> No.23247069
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23247069

This is going to be 5K by the end of the year. Trust

>> No.23247077

fuck apple and fuck white people

>> No.23247083
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23247083

>>23246982
LIEUTENANT CHAD BOIMLER

>> No.23247087

>>23247000
I’m with you. I like the next generation but that animation looks fucking awful and I’m sure the storylines are no better.

If Star Trek nigger girl poster anon is reading this please commit shotgunface

>> No.23247090

Fuck Nike and Fuck Brown people

>> No.23247095

>>23247062
I am from the last thread and I still think it's not the best (depending on how long you are willing to hold it).

>> No.23247098

>>23247077
>fuck apple
baste
>fuck white people
>>>/back/

>> No.23247099
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23247099

PLTR bros
Make me feel better

>> No.23247100
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>>23247077
based

>> No.23247101
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23247101

FUCK NIGGERS FUCK KIKES FUCK BROWN “PEOPLE” AND FUCK JANNIES

>> No.23247103

>>23247015
ROLL

>> No.23247106
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>>23246982
Buy appl. The söys were very pleased

>> No.23247107

>>23247069
>WKHS
I also fell for the meme

>> No.23247108

Hello everybody,

I did a good thing. I am now in the TQQQ calls, gold, silver, SPY and NAK.

>> No.23247110

>>23247036
What are some notable weed stocks to look for?

>> No.23247112

>>23247087
>commit shotgunface

kek

>> No.23247115

>>23247068
IPO. looking to raise 3B.

Best ipo in a while imo.

>> No.23247116
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23247116

PUMP MY FUCKING CALLS TIM APPLE IM DYING

>> No.23247121

>>23247099
I can't

>> No.23247130

>>23247090
baste and baste

>> No.23247134

>>23247108
what did you set your tqqq calls for?

>> No.23247141

Holy fuck NET I can't takea nymore winning!

>> No.23247143

>>23247015
INTO THE DEEP SPAAACCCCEE

>> No.23247150

>>23247062
Ive never made more money swing trading. As a long term go into Spy or qqq

>> No.23247154
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>>23246982
Stop using that disgustign op image. I cant stand seeing disgusting NIGGERS on my catalog. Thank you, NIGGER

>> No.23247156

>>23247134
$170 Friday Expiry.

>> No.23247157

>>23247069
>wait for google to sell off again
>buy

>> No.23247161

>>23247090
DON'T RIP MY SHTICK YOU JEW

>> No.23247162

>>23247110
Canopy, Cronos, Aphira, NBEV maybe, stay away from ACB

>> No.23247166

I made 1000$ since monday and still feel dead inside.
Is it hard to smuggle weed for a week to thailand via airplane?

>> No.23247168
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>>23247099
HOLD! DON'T LET GO!

>> No.23247170

>>23246982
>https://e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1
>/smg/

>> No.23247177

>>23247060
name drop them my position crabbed and im bored

>> No.23247179

>>23247154
The image is only tolerable because it is a nigger with white features, instead of looking like a retarded monkey.

>> No.23247183

>>23247156
You think it'll hit the record high again? It just feels like a bull trap

>> No.23247184

I don't think NET is gonna dump bros.

>> No.23247186

>>23247170
Way to out yourself, newfag

>> No.23247187

fuck GME

at least it's not as frustrating as the $10 tease

>> No.23247192
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23247192

Imagine falling into the same paradigm every time instead of buying growth at a reasonable price or value

This beats the market

>> No.23247197
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23247197

just bought some WKHS

>> No.23247199

>>23247115
why do they need so much money?

>> No.23247206

>>23247166
maybe try spending some profits. otherwise they are just numbers on a screen.

>> No.23247210

>>23247177
No idea.
I just know that when Obama was elected gun sales spiked insanely high.
The issue is, they are already spiked from Corona and BLM, so I don't know if they will spike any higher or not.
If Biden is elected I'll do some research on it, but I honestly think Trump is going to smack his ass.

>> No.23247218

>>23247015
rollin

>> No.23247225

>>23247186
>dont talk about topics outside of /smg/
>but ttps://e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1 is ok

>> No.23247230
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>>23247015

>> No.23247233

Are leap calls on TSM basically free money?

>> No.23247234

>>23247192
>not all in GME
ngmi

>> No.23247235

>>23247183
Doesn't have to, if the delta starts coming down, i'll just dump and run, already up 10%

>> No.23247236

“The short gamma trade that everyone’s talking about”
Uhhhhh
Can I get a qrd?

>>23247039
I sold for a loss on like day 2 when I started learning things I didn’t like. Is it doing well today?

>> No.23247237
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23247237

what made the BBBY pump different from the GME and DDS squeezes?

>> No.23247244
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23247244

And just like that, GME will never be above $12 again.

>> No.23247250
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23247250

I HATE NIGGERS SO FUCKING MUCH BROS

>> No.23247253

>>23247108
Looking at the AMD event and that ticker's crash which continued into the next day, I think AAPL and TQQQ could still gap down for tomorrow.
Try not to panic sell, I will be betting on a speedy recovery.

>> No.23247254

>>23246475
>biden didn't say what he's on record and video saying
Why is there so much leftypol in these threads?

>> No.23247258

>>23247225
Typically the genre linked is related to stock market terminology.
I really liked the bear one.

>> No.23247260

Reminder I will heem the heem poster

>> No.23247261

Palantir GREEN EOD

>> No.23247263

>>23247106
The diehard fans aren’t the ones I care about. It’s the young people and the normies with Apple.

>> No.23247265

bought the BAC dip before earnings, wish me luck lads. hopefully i don't become a bagholder.

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>>23247235
sounds like a good plan

>> No.23247278

>>23247237
Because the GME squeeze will be so huge they are trying to prevent it from happening at all costs. The only thing you have to do is not sell and enjoy the occasional 40% jump in price.

>> No.23247280

>>23247199
just guessing they want to let long-term employees cash out some options.

also they are a global company and want to keep spending to grow.

also (generally) the publican market gives you a higher valuation than the private markets. so they probably want that.*

*ignore the dumb private valuations that happened with WeWork and Uber, etc

>> No.23247281

>>23247234
>not oil barron investing
>GME
>AMD
>TSM
>ASML

>> No.23247285

>>23247150
whabout VUG, MGK or VTI

>> No.23247286
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>>23247015
rlln

>> No.23247289

>>23247141
Tfw o used to own net and Roku and ddog and square....

>> No.23247292
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>>23247206
>spending profits
ngmi

>> No.23247294

>>23247192
whats the story on PFSI

>> No.23247297

>>23247192
How come you never shilled PFSI you useless leech.

>> No.23247298

please tim, just let me escape with my principal. i will never doubt you again

>> No.23247303

>>23247281
>he doesnt own HAL

>> No.23247309

>>23247254
A month after the election regardless of outcome all the shills will go away, it was like this in 2016 too.

>> No.23247310

>>23247244
what is that, the 5th time you've said that today alone?

>> No.23247315

>>23247254
>1 post
>nothing to do with stocks
Go back AstroTurf faggot

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>>23247206
how to not make it, the post

>> No.23247324

Some normies on my discord are talking about getting the new iphone even though it looks like absolute shit to me.
Take that as you well.

>> No.23247331

>>23247263
Well no normies bothered to tune in. As long as the iphone 12 isnt an abject failure it's a success. It's the same shit repackaged with minor spec improvements

>> No.23247336

>>23247015
ROLLING $100

>> No.23247337

>>23247309
i can't wait for that

>> No.23247340

>>23247233
how far we talking
TSM definitely good until 2023

I don't think the current price hikes justify the current production capacity, but they're definitely expanding a shit ton by then (it was only a couple years ago that they were competing closely with GlobalFoundries and Intel after all)

the only bad things that could happen is a massive earthquake, some mainland China bullshit, Biden being retarded and letting China access western semiconductor equipment if he wins

>> No.23247341

>>23247260
wtf is heem?

>> No.23247342
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23247342

Oh no, what do I do???

>> No.23247358
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>>23247310
>what is that, the 5th time you've said that today alone?

>> No.23247368

>>23247303
halliburton is fucked lots of smaller guys are now profitable to go do their own digging for wells and especially servicing and the bigger players cant do shit because the petroleum and energy prices are so cheap

>> No.23247376
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>>23247281
Who do you think hits $100 first, TSM or AMD?

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>>23247310

>> No.23247380
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>>23247341
Means rape of the boi pucci, particularly taking place in a porta potty

>> No.23247381

>>23247292
>>23247321
dont forget about taxes also

>> No.23247382

PLTR HITS $30 EOY

>> No.23247389

>>23247341
iShares Currency Hedged MSCI Emerging Markets ETF

>> No.23247393
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>>23247358
>>23247379

>> No.23247394
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>>23247358
Its okay your shorts will print for sure!

>> No.23247396

>>23247380
that's fucking gay af bro

>> No.23247399

>>23246982
>Links for Bears
>https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
Based.
Thanks, OP ^_^

>> No.23247403

>>23247015
Roll

>> No.23247407

>>23247046
9.60 avg lets goo

>> No.23247408

>>23247340
TSM is building in phoenix now nothing can stop them

>> No.23247412

looks like im holding my 10/16 apple calls overnight. am i fucked? jesus christ tim

>> No.23247416

>>23247382
The PLTR memes are hilarious, but nobody has actually posted why I should invest in it. I've asked several times as well, and it isn't that easy to get info on it online beyond normie shit.

>> No.23247422

>>23247396
Ik dude idk whats with all these faggots in here

>> No.23247424

Question guys.
I got so just3d today that I was crying and watched gore videos of girls being killed to dull the emotions. Is this healthy venting?

>> No.23247427
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>>23247294
>>23247297
I have several times for the past month or more.
I usually post something like pic related and I usually say something like "PFSI is the gift that just keeps on giving"
I've said many times as well that anything below 150 is cheap for this stock

>> No.23247438

>>23247382
maybe in 2-3 years. pending good earnings reports.

>> No.23247439
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23247439

BUY M CALLS 6.5

>> No.23247441

I made $80k with crypto and a few bad plays later I'm down to $10k profit. I think I'm done with this shit.

Is there a stock that I can get consistent 50%+/y. Tired of volatility and wanting to kms. I bought a few amd and nvidia stock last year and I'm somehow up 160% but it's just pennies. Will this continue? What should I do with my $20k and 50% of my income that I've been putting into crypto.

>> No.23247442

>>23247376
maybe AMD because end of the year sales and TSM is going to be spending lots of money to do >>23247408
they are going to build a brand new manufacturing facility

>> No.23247443

>>23247376
Me in the yellow

>> No.23247445

>>23247424
No, you're supposed to drink yourself to liver failure like a real man

>> No.23247447
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>>23247015
We will make an ezception zis time

>> No.23247449
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23247449

How do I profit off of the tens(hundreds?) of thousands of businesses that shuttered because of the lockdowns? Let's say I could take out about 50k from my stock account.

>> No.23247450

Mercury is going retrograde in 3 hours. Everything has been funky lately and will be crazy tomorrow and the rest of the week. Nothing is going to work out as expected during this.

>> No.23247451

>>23247422
you tryna hit on my faggot?

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>>23247424

>> No.23247455
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Where my FIZZ bros at?

>> No.23247472
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>>23247331
They’re getting requests for new features constantly. And I just finally updated my old MacBook (And set it up as a 3 monitor set up) and they added so many of the things I had wanted them to.

Apply doesn’t need to reinvent the iPod/iPhone. They’re solid.

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>>23247261

>> No.23247476

>>23247427
I've also shilled regi a few times. I actually sold too early at 50

>> No.23247477

Why do Apple even have events anymore? Announce the new iphone on social media with all the "mindblowing" specs and it will probably have a better effect on the market. I mean shit, it started recovering when they ended and is now almost back to vwap

>> No.23247480

>>23247340
I have several dated until April 2021. 85 strike

>> No.23247484

>>23247427
You must have weird hours because I'm glued to /smg/ and sometimes I binge the night threads.
Good job anon. Don't forget to scale out.

>> No.23247486

>>23247424
Go buy a hooker and sodomize her to tears

>> No.23247491

>>23247441
>consistent 50%+/y
no way to do this without volatility

>> No.23247492

>>23247449
go back in time and buy amazon in march

>> No.23247495

>>23247427
have you actually done and DD or is this some hopium based on price trend

>> No.23247496

>>23247015
N

>> No.23247502

>>23247289
I don't even understand why Roku even exists. Can't you just access every single one of those streaming sites through a web browser? Is it just for retarded boomers?

>> No.23247505

>>23247340
Should I buy TSM LEAPS or buy shares and sell covered calls for the next few years?

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>>23247015
no

>> No.23247511

>>23247441
50%+/year is possible playing penny stocks and options. Options are more consistent if you're buying LEAPS and not being a retard and buying weekly lotto plays. Penny stocks play similar to crypto; pumping and dumping on 0 news.

>> No.23247514

>>23247424
get some help you fucking sicko weirdo

>> No.23247517

>>23247454
Is watching gore illegal in anyway?

>> No.23247518

>>23247150
Do you swing trade based off technical analysis? I'm just learning about RSI, MACD, etc and can't tell if it's bullshit or not.

>> No.23247520

>>23247416
YOU'LL BUY IT BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO CUNT

>> No.23247527

>>23247156
After the 10%+ close yesterday, and today's crabby candles? Interesting, I can't see it happening til next week but good luck!

>> No.23247528

>>23247441
volatility is one of the main reasons why you get 50+% in a year

>> No.23247535

>>23247015
Rolling

>> No.23247537

>>23247451
Ill give u that good twisty jerk in the potty bro. Ill be suckin ur cock like a dyson vacuum makin u squeal like a hog. -glorp glorp glorp- goes my mouthole as it slides over ur dripping wet cock. Im gonna blow bubbles with my spit and ur cum daddy. Gonna hev u begging to put it in my boi pucci and make me cum like ur little sissy slut

>> No.23247543

>>23247511
>>23247441
I am over 50% this year in my IRA using covered calls.

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>>23247015
ROLL

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>>23247441
>consistent 50%+/y
>Tired of volatility
You're gonna have to pick one fren

>> No.23247553

>>23247450
Has anybody ever backtested how well astronomy predicts the stock market?

>> No.23247557

>>23247517
sup newfag

>> No.23247565

>>23247015
Rolling

>> No.23247579

>>23247543
What are you selling covered calls on fren?

>> No.23247580

>>23247424
what the fuck is wrong with you

>> No.23247585

>>23247505
covered calls on TSM? im going to assume the premiums are shit with how stable it is, double-check yourself
if you want to sell options, go to AMD instead

>> No.23247591

>>23247502
Why do Mitsubishi and Alpha Romeo exist? Competition is weird sometimes.

>> No.23247607

buying WFC puts for oct 16th because i hate wells fargo and they're announcing earnings

>> No.23247617
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23247617

>>23247099
You got dubs fren cheer up

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>>23247424
You're on a dangerous path anon

>> No.23247633

>>23247505
You can buy leaps and sell covered calls using the leap as underlying, just make sure the premium plus strike is greater than your LEAPS breakeven or what you're doing isn't actually covered.

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>>23247450
Shit. What house is Mercury in right now? I got the 9 of Swords for Business relations this week, which implies worrisome, but quickly passing happenings this week

>> No.23247660
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23247660

#offthelows
#greenclose
#justbullthings

>> No.23247661

>>23247579
I look for companies with earning reports next week, buy something promising, and sell at the money calls for super high premiums.

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>>23247015
Fuck kikes
Fuck niggers
Fuck bobos

FUCK jannies

>> No.23247667
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23247667

why is that dunning kruger afflicted low-iq idiots are the only people interested in politics? Its like politics have replaced sportsball at this point.

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anyone else here holding AAPL calls?

>> No.23247673

>>23247543
I'm not saying LEAPS are the only way, but I'd say they're definitely the safest option strategy. With covered calls you kinda have to know how the price of the underlying fluctuates week by week or month by month depending on what it is. Set the call too low and it gets called away, but then again I guess you could just run the wheel if that happens. What covered calls do you sell?

>> No.23247680

>>23247518
I just read the news for the day and buy the dip. It always recovers tenfold. Just be prepared to sit out a few -15% days, but that's when you buy more. This shit is a joke how easy it is and I feel profound pity for wagies

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>>23247666
WITNESSED

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>>23247666
IM GOING ALL IN OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.23247687

>>23247628
I know, but God hates me.

>> No.23247690

>>23247517
>he hasnt seen the puppy torture video

>> No.23247695
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23247695

Does anyone else like to suck big daddy cock in porta potties? I like the way my boi pucci tingles when im getting throatfucked like a little whore.

>> No.23247698

>>23247085
>I understand it as "down 10% then up 10% is a loss."
Yes. Let's say there's a market for 100$ bills. The only fair price for a 100$ bill is 100$ (obviously duh). Now some retard enters the market and sells a ton of 100$ bills via market order and clears all the bids until 50. Now you could buy a 100$ bill on the market for 50$. A 50% decline need a 100% increase to get back to start. But I claim that it doesn't matter how much % it takes to get back to 100$ because that's the value of the 100$ bill(obviously duh) and it will just snap back. Daily rebalanced swaps don't have such a inherent value and that's why volatility decay matters here unlike just holding the underlying(assuming buy and hodl). It's different when you actually sell for loss. The rebalancing is acually the decay part of the leveraged etfs, not the swaps.
>Over time this only matters during a downturn or lost decade scenario
Kinda. Elevated volatility over time(regardless of actual returns).
>>23247235
I saw some Baggie posts on stocktwits.
That you?

>> No.23247700

just sold some T and some abbv to buy nio, baba, amzn, upwk, apha and amd

what other growth stocks do i want bois?

>> No.23247713

>>23247358
Why the wojak posting if you're this wrong? No one feels strongly about these 10c fluctuactions, but its true that all day its been
>Poof never above 12$
and then goes back above 12$ in an hour.

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sell TQQQ y/n ?

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I DO NOT APPRECIATE THIS HALF PERCENT UPWARDS MOVE BY THE DOLLAR TODAY

>> No.23247726

TQQQ going to 140

>> No.23247728

>>23247424
I think I’ve been there.
I might enjoy watching revenge porn stuff more now — the really real amateur shit — where you get a real name for the set posted on /b/ and can find videos of them masturbating or getting fucked

>> No.23247733

>>23247591
I don't understand why it exists as a concept at all.
It provides you access to other streaming content like Netflix, but why the fuck wouldn't you just open a web browser to go to Netflix?
Maybe there is something I don't get, but to me it just seems like an entirely superfluous product that has no reason to exist, except for technically inept, retarded boomers.

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>>23247685
holy based

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>>23247698
Were they from a BagholderExtraordinaire, and have this image for the profile?

>> No.23247744

>>23247666
Based

>> No.23247748

>>23247667
because they have nothing going on in their lives so they attach themselves to whatever to have a sense of belonging and purpose

>> No.23247749

>>23247743
yes

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>>23247666
CHECKED LINE GO UP

>> No.23247756

Cohen is out.

>> No.23247762

>>23247749
Nope wasn't me.

>> No.23247763

>>23247661
Sounds legit especially with high IV prior to earnings. I’ll give it a try one of these days.

>> No.23247767

>>23247713
you disability neets hanging out here all day cracks me up.

>> No.23247768

>>23247718
yes

>> No.23247775

>>23247718
No it's in a bull flag on the hourly. Looks to me more likely to move sideways for a bit rather than directly down from here.

>> No.23247776

>>23247756
Next time post that AH and link to a random 13D.

>> No.23247778

>>23247756
pics or it didn't happen

>> No.23247785
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23247785

What's the outlook on T in the long term? Recovery? Down the toilet?
I'm thinking definitely recovering if the CEO steps down or something. Direct TV was the most retarded purchase ever.

>> No.23247788

>>23247728
its fake

>> No.23247792

>>23247069
Should just go all in on GME if you want 10k EOY

>> No.23247807

>>23247673
You can't do leaps in an IRA. Also, leaps are still riskier than covered calls. Holding stock is always less risking than holding options. Also, it doesn't matter if your call is executed, sometimes you want it to be. It just takes practice to sell optimally, but its quite easy to never take a loss.
As for what I buy see >>23247661

>> No.23247808

>>23247776
>>23247778
We're such pathetic losers.
>>>23247777

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>>23247441
>consistent 50%+/y
If there was such a magic stock do you think we would be here wasting our time?

>> No.23247817

>>23247788
If it can't be reverse searched and isn't on the internet anywhere else it kind of makes you wonder.

>> No.23247821

>>23247680
Are you buying the dip strictly on 3x leveraged stocks, e.g. TQQQ? I bought the dip when Intel tanked in the summer and my mistake was that I DIDN'T read the news, as the dip was justified and I don't think they've recovered.

>> No.23247824

>>23247748
Nice projection there loser. Despite what your pea sized brain thinks, politics is important. Dumbfucks like yourself are the reason our society is so fucked. Youre a child

>> No.23247835

>>23246982
is AAPL going to dump or pump end of day now? what a dismal performance by this shitstock on the day of its "big event"

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W I T N E S S E D

>> No.23247845

>>23247813
There is, it's called GME.

>> No.23247854

>>23246982
>mfw sp500 gonna end at 0% +- 0.1%

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23247855

Apologize.

>> No.23247864

>>23247841
FUCK >>23247666
there we go

>> No.23247873

>>23247733
It's for TVs and monitors that aren't smart TVs.
Like a $50 computer that plugs into a dumb TV.
If you had a laptop and TV you would have to use HDMI and control from your laptop, most people don't like this.
I think it's overvalued and eventually every TV will be a smart TV, killing Roku, Apple TV, Google Whats It Called, Amazon Fire Stick.

But I think they also make smart TV innards. If they're really good at that it might even be undervalued because they could subcontract for the big TV makers, then Roku would be a big supplier nobody knows about and take all of Apple TV and Fire Stick's business.

>> No.23247881

>>23247808
Yea I am but why are you trying to link me to that gay thread
Never give me a (You) again you disgusting faggot

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you don't take advice from /smg/ do you?

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>>23247495
I don't know what DD means but I'm assuming you're asking if I'm not pulling 150 out of my ass. And no, I use models and business theory behind what I say. Pic related is for PFSI

>> No.23247910

>>23247785
i think the long term outlook is good if they can sell the cable companies

its so cheap it doesnt need to go up that much to pay off

>> No.23247911

>>23247817
>here is a vid of me fuckin my ex gfs best friend for dumping me
It could just be a video of some guy larping, posting a video with his gf fucking

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Please keep cheering on your WKHS wife! She is trying her very best!

>> No.23247945

fuck wells fatgo

>> No.23247951

>>23247883
Looks like /smg/ is a leading indicator to me mate.

>> No.23247956

>>23247883
>/biz/ much higher than reddit outside of the pump
bullish

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One day the selling will stop on PLTR

>> No.23247978

>>23247762
Too late when you were drunk you said it was you. Plus you both bought NAK.

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>>23247883

>> No.23248000

>>23246982
yet another nigger tranny smg thread.... why can't you roodypoos keep your delusions to yourself? Instead you insist on projecting your maladies onto the rest of us, knowing, we want nothing to do with you or your collective disorder fringe groups.

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W recovery confirmed. Stage 2 launch for tomorrow.

>> No.23248008

>>23247981
Even before the last big pump you guys were shitting on this stock. Its honestly incredibly pathetic.

>> No.23248011

>>23247767
nigga everyone is working/learning from home right now. Are you sure you know who's on disability here? Because now I do.

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>>23247967

>> No.23248022

>>23247883
where's that coping r*dditor faggot that tried to say we were all following wsb and not the other way around
WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT LITTLE FAGGOT I'M GONNA FORCE HIM INTO A PORTA POTTY WITH THE PORTA POTTY POSTER

>> No.23248030

>10 MINUTE CALL

GET YOUR SHITPOSTING IN BEFORE THE MARKETS CLOSE

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>>23247981
Expect notable corrections in the red as we climb up to $40+.

>> No.23248045

So I've been fucking around with CFDs using chump change and I pretty much make the same as a lose. How are you supposed to get ahead of the market? The news doesn't seem to be very useful and prices just meander up and down by a couple of cents.

>> No.23248050

>>23248032
depends on if the shorts capitulate and squeeze
if they do it'll just... pump

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>>23248011
>Because now I do.

>> No.23248055

>>23247666
UM, HELLO? BASED DEPARTMENT?

>> No.23248062

Reminder i am baking a non tranny pedo thread

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>have to hold my AAPL $122.5c 10/16 overnight
jesus fucking christ

>> No.23248068

>>23248022
WSB jumping on is good for GME, but in most cases, if something is shilled there first, you should stay away from it.
People that frequent Reddit often are barely human.

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>>23247666
Ring ring

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>>23248015

>> No.23248081

>>23248062
When?

>> No.23248089

Another huuuge day for NET

>> No.23248092

>>23247910
Yeah, just cut losses and reinvest what little capital they get back for shit. HBO can stay, but they have to license some good shit to get people interested.

>> No.23248095

>>23248051
What does this mean? You really need your meds shitskin bobo.

>> No.23248096

>>23248081
5 fries

>> No.23248102

>>23248055
checked

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bros im about to buy into tqqq, im tired of missing out

>> No.23248107

whats the most likely company to take over cashless payments wechat style?

also what are the best companies to capitalize on a remote work future?

>> No.23248108

>>23248068
>if something is shilled there first, you should stay away from it
I don't fucking go there in the first place so there wouldn't be a problem for me, but looking at the posted chart it wasn't shilled there first anyway, now excuse me while I go COOM while staring at the GME chart

>> No.23248111

>>23247441
>50%+/y.

SPY beats most active managers. SPY returns 8% per year.

>> No.23248128

>>23247883
this is asking for more shills

>> No.23248136

How high is NET going to go long term? It's printing me money, like almost 2x now but I don't want to sell, it's not life changing money still

>> No.23248140

>>23248108
Yeah I wasn't clear in my post. I'm saying that its important not to take advice from them, but them jumping on GME AFTER we found out about it is not a bad thing.

>> No.23248141

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 5 MINUTES TO GO DONT LET ME FINISH RED COME ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23248147

>>23247667

High IQ people realise politics is too complicated to be understood and shut the fuck up instead of talking about it.

>> No.23248149

Awful day today. Set a stop loss too tight in the morning and I couldn't forgive myself so I kept chasing. Down 0.65R today, which means so far this week I'm only up 0.6R.
Generally, my stops have been too tight all day, resulting in my gains being shallow and my losses being outsized, despite by 58% winrate for the day.

>> No.23248158

>>23248089
Lol, I sold this morning thinking it couldn't possibly get any better than 60% profit since I bought in at 35. Ah well

>> No.23248160

Finance talking heads are all saying markets are betting on Biden because he is just "playing" to the far left to get elected and won't follow through. Do these dumb boomers really not believe that he's not going to be removed or resign or die? Dumbass boomers.

>> No.23248169

all the posters fomoing into TQQQ remind me of XIV kek

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>>23247967
Why is PLTR a good stock?
What does it do? Why is it better at it than competitors? What customers could it expand into?

>> No.23248177

SRNE looks set for a nice tomorrow, maybe, possibly, probably not now I've said this

>> No.23248179

>>23248105
Tomorrow.

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>>23248147
>High IQ
>Too complicated

ngmi

>> No.23248193

>>23248176
Defense contracting for cyber warfare/defense

>> No.23248197
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>made fun of Zoom reaching $150 on /smg/ earlier this year
>mocked it for how easy zoom bombing is
>mfw it's over $500 a share now

>> No.23248199

>closed 10c up
where's that faggot steve cohen poster
weren't we supposed to "brutally dump at 1:30" sharp?

>> No.23248208

>>23248160
They have no concept of the future hell that awaits us because if they acknowledge that they helped create it they'd commit ritual suicide.

>> No.23248217

>>23248176
>What customers could it expand into?
More governments using it's systems. More developments in it's systems. Big brother is only expanding.

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>>23248169

>> No.23248225

>10 days until CLF earnings
>10 days until CLF earnings
>10 days until CLF earnings
>10 days until CLF earnings

>> No.23248227

>>23248193
You failed to answer all of the questions. Why should this company be worth more than it currently is? It sells LITERALLY NOTHING, in a niche with FEW CUSTOMERS, that already has ESTABLISHED COMPETITION.

Why is PLTR a good stock?

>> No.23248228

>>23248197
>Everyone going back to class
>Second wave hitting some countries forcing people to WFH
>Even after Covid ends some workplaces may stay WFH

What did you expect?

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>>23247667
I'm a relatively smart retard, so I'm getting more out of business and finance than I ever have with politics.
Bipartisanship sucks. Democracy in a diverse society fucking sucks. Women in politics absolutely fucking suck.

>> No.23248233

>>23248147
120 IQ midwit here, and this is pretty accurate

>> No.23248239

>>23248199
Checked and yes.
There was an anon who said he would drink his own cum today if it dumped.
That anon is the most chad coomer here.

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AMD to 100 before thanksgiving right? Help me cope.

>> No.23248248

>>23248199
He's right here, consoling himself.
He lost 10% on GME puts already by the way, he refused to say how many contracts.
>>23247358

>> No.23248251

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23248252

>>23247785

idk but if you want to be buy Telecomm I'm gonna recommend Tele2, it's traded in SEK so you will take currency-risk but it's the best Tele-comm stock in Europe at this price. Completely beaten down, just like T, but outlook is much better.

>> No.23248256

>>23248227
>It sells LITERALLY NOTHING
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-12-14/palantir-wins-new-pentagon-deal-with-111-million-from-the-army

>> No.23248259

y’all niggas think halb has a chance? i fomo’d about 700 in and im hovering around breakeven

>> No.23248267

>>23248230
There is a certain form of government that works best when a people are united both culturally and racially...
But its antisemetic to talk about it.

>> No.23248276

>>23248199
GME is invincible against all memes and shitposts
Coomcat's power is too great, his Solid Cohen meme is like throwing icecubes at the sun

>> No.23248278

>>23248246
Their gpu's are gonna disappoint hard on the 28th. Unless intel fucks up big time again it won't reach 90, much less 100.

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oh hey cohen spammer and cohen spammer "it's just a joke" apologist, how are you faggots doing today?

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>>23248169
TQQQ is for diamond handed Chads, not virgin limp wristed cucks. You can devise the most arbitrary points of entry that you want, and as long as you can keep holding, TQQQ is the best long term hold.

Reminder that the fed will literally never allow line to go down. Always goes up in end.

>> No.23248293

Only down 0.04% today. Not bad

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>Gamestop up 0.15 despite short selling allowed

ATONE FOR YOUR MOCKERY COHEN POSTER

>> No.23248308

>>23248276
Coomcat works because it isn't a forced meme.
You can't force a meme into existence. Coomcat is a meme of love and hope for a better future.
Coom is a natural part of life, and it is worth celebrating. Cats are fun too I guess.

>> No.23248310

>>23248176
They help ICE deport undesirables.

>> No.23248316

>>23247824
cope more poorfag

>> No.23248325

>>23248227
>LITERALLY NOTHING
Big data analytics is nothing?
>FEW CUSTOMERS
Expanding to dozens of US allies and potentially limitless private enterprises is few?
>ESTABLISHED COMPETITION
Yeah right. You don't know shit about the defense industry apparently.

What everybody seems to miss is that while customer growth is linear, customer need is exponential.
If big data sounds like a buzzword to you just keep investing in your boomerstocks, friend.

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>>23248248
>>23248281
just as predicted, $12 was impossible

>> No.23248341

Non pedophile tranny OP version

>>23248322
>>23248322
>>23248322

>> No.23248345
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>>23248278
Please...

>> No.23248350

>>23248304
wouldn’t short selling drive it up?

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23248353

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .08%, flatty day. Disturbed to notice those bizarre candles from ah yesterday where simone sold spy at 346 are still there, this is like an Mr. James story, perfect for spooky october. Interesting SPY took a lil bounce off the daily point of control 15 minutes before close as well. Ah well, closing above intraday lows and yesterday's open is still kinda good, right?
PLTR suffers 2day, I still have time to buy whew. Options chain seems to be quieting down for them, they may not head down to 7.50??

>> No.23248361

>>23248227
>answers questions
>doesn't reply to my post, instead tells others they don't answer questions

>> No.23248407

>>23248339
I'm sorry you sold your puts at a loss.
I really want everyone to make it but you have to stop being so retarded first, my soijack spamming friend.

>> No.23248416

>>23248350
no, short selling, like any selling causes downward price action
shorts covering (i.e. buying back the shares they owe) is what can drive it up

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>>23248217
They got a $111 million contract for the pentagon in December, and if pentagon views the contract as successful it gets extended for a total of $444 million over 4 years.
That's on top of the $800+ million dollar contract they got from the US army middle of last year. Prior to that the contracts they were landing were in the $10 million dollar range.

They are the next Raytheon in the cyber warfare department, it's so fucking obvious.

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buy SNE(ed) formerly $75/share

>> No.23248463

>>23248407
You have to be pretty low IQ to think you can successfully track anonymous posters. I guess that why explains you're poor and in GME.

>> No.23248502

>>23247669
just sold my 10/16 at a 100-ish loss

i cant believe im considering going back in on november

>> No.23248503

>>23247099
>>23247121
>>23247168
See >>23248426

>> No.23248505

If I can get a pump from gold and silver tonight along with some TQQQ moon shot I will creampie my gf.

>> No.23248525

>>23248463
>brown
>Pretending not to be poor
Hilarious my friend, please post another cohen.

>> No.23248561

>>23248176
Government contracts means it's very unlikely to go bankrupt. It isn't profitable but also isn't losing much money quarterly. I think it's worth trading. Now I wait for muh fingerbones to give me an entry. Fingerbones have said no go on it since listing.

>> No.23248562

>>23248064
LOL i already sold my exact same position

i liquidized a bunch of other stuff to come out at only a 100 dollar loss

>> No.23248619

>>23248278
Cope harder

>> No.23248633

>>23248353
HULLO DING ANON I REPLIED IN NEW THREAD THANK U

>> No.23248645

>>23248416
o yea i mixed it up im retard. for some reason my brain was saying shorting was buying

>> No.23248674

>>23248426
It is obvious. It's not a short-term play. It's a long-term mother fuckin winner.

>> No.23248718

>>23248463
>Pattern spotting is low IQ
lol

>> No.23248746

>>23248718
poor faggot can't tell who is who without usernames, toppest of keks

>> No.23249064

>>23248746
even i know who a third of you guys are and i'm fucking retarded.

>> No.23249268

>>23248339
>>23248463
>13D filing AH and POOMP
A P O L O G I Z E
FAGGOT

>> No.23249273

>>23248353
Up 4.04%. I did an uncharacteristically good job predicting daily swings with TQQQ. Still nowhere near making up the lost gains from not holding it yesterday.

>> No.23249412

>>23249268
>>23248463
WHO'S LOW IQ NOW FAGGOT AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH I COOM'D
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1326380/000090266420003611/p20-1849sc13g.htm