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>> No.23243331

ONLY CUM INSIDE ANIME GIRLS

>> No.23243333
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>he hasn't taken profits
Anon, I...

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First for TQQQ being the best long term hold
Prove me wrong you cucks

>> No.23243367
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I made 1000$ since monday and still feel dead inside

>> No.23243388

>>23243367
Treat yourself to something nice!

>> No.23243389

>>23243301
AAPL going up, those who will hold will be grateful.

>> No.23243395
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Where's the retard telling me XOM was not going to $30? lol

>> No.23243396

>>23243367
I've lost $1000 since Monday and I feel the same.

>> No.23243400
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Soon.

>> No.23243407
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23243407

So where's that anon with that "juicy" announcement?

>> No.23243409

How long until zoom is the most powerful company in the world?

>> No.23243411

should i sell my apple puts or wait til the event to start

>> No.23243425

Any WWR BROS HERE
WE ARE GOING TO MOON RIGHT
$150 A SHARE SOOK RIGHTT?!?

>> No.23243436
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23243436

GME holding strong!

>> No.23243440
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>>23243262
what do you know

>> No.23243457
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>>23243425
no...:(

>> No.23243460

What the fuck is happening to PLTR, you duckers told me we were a $10 stablecoin

>> No.23243463

First for Apple to acquire GameStop.

>> No.23243468
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23243468

GME consolidating before the next move

>> No.23243472

I deposited another $2000 into my longterm hold account to use for buying a possible dip in TQQQ/SOXL...but im tempted to just buy more GME. Stop me bros

>> No.23243497

wait, why the fuck is NET pumping?

>> No.23243500

>>23243472
just buy an esports etf dude

>> No.23243510

>>23243472
Buy GME, sell in three weeks, buy TQQQ/SOXL

>> No.23243512

>>23243468

It’s happening

>> No.23243513

>>23243436
shorts thought there wouldnt be any news in October

Q3 might actually be good now thanks to everyone copying amazon prime

>> No.23243516

>>23243411
hold em bro
you'll make it while I succumb to pain

>> No.23243520

>>23243472
Load up anywhere between 11.60-11.80 if you're gonna get more GME.

>> No.23243525

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.23243527

>>23243400
buy puts

>> No.23243528
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>>23243301
And here we fucking go.

AR anon here. Inb4 broken record but holy goddam fuck. buy MVIS. Its not a cheap pnd whore but if you load up on shares now itll be like buying apple for 10dols.

A super lightweight display will make wearable AR devices feasible and MVIS holds the patent. This is a gamechanger. I was wondering why the stock was mooning so much and this is it.

BNOCLABL. Buy. Now. Or. Cry. Like. A. Bitch. Later.

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Last chance to appl cheapies

>> No.23243543

>>23243497
It's going down soon

>> No.23243551

>>23243457
UGHHHHH AHHH REDDDDD EVERYDAY

>> No.23243557

>>23243425
>WWR
>Share Price $6.27
>Earnings per share -$3.16

>> No.23243558

Is it true Cohen will be at the apple event?

>> No.23243559

AAPL a good short term buy? it's red today, but is launching a 5g iphone on friday?

got a few grand left over while i wait on some sold puts a few weeks.

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>>23243528

>> No.23243574

>>23243425
Bro that was just a pnd weeks ago.

>> No.23243586
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23243586

QUICK DO I BUY AAPL CALLS OR PUTS

>> No.23243595

>>23243586
wait then buy calls

>> No.23243596

>>23243468
I bought 100 shares to meme with you guys. I'm sorry it's going down now.

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>>23243569
Calls calls calls...

>> No.23243599

>>23243558
where did you hear from that?
he's the largest individual shareholder sure but i think he has GME to worry bout right now

>> No.23243600

>>23243513
Q3 is an extreme gamble. Its pretty much the shorts only chance to revert the trend.
I hope it squeezes before Q3 (since Nov 25th will be a little after thr new console launches), but if it doesn't Im probably dumping all my calls before earnings, then rebuying Apr after earnings, either for cheap or as fast as humanly possible depending on how earnings goes.

>> No.23243604

>>23243586
puts

>> No.23243605

>>23243528
>tfw bought $500 worth at 0.44
>tfw held through the $1.50 spike
>tfw sold at 0.89 because i was scared i wouldnt get any profit
ha ha ha

>> No.23243607

>>23243586
wait until its almost over then buy puts

>> No.23243624

Haven't checked my broker for a couple weeks. Wtf happened to WKHS? They didn't get the contract? Also I'd say wtf happened to my pennygamble CLIS but that was always a piece of shit, rip 1%

>> No.23243626

anons, is DCA part of my wagecheck every week into QLD, while playing theta gang on a few of my favorite companies and collecting premiums a good strategy to safely outperform the market?

>> No.23243639
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23243639

There is just something about the absolute comfiness of being in RKT. Finally hit green today. What a comfy stock.

Where are my fellow RKTchads at?

>> No.23243645

APPLE MOON CONFIRMED

>> No.23243648

>>23243596
Nah $11-$12 crab was totally expected
A week ago $9 was the crab range and $11 was the absolute peak of the Ryan poomp. You all good lad

>> No.23243663
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23243663

oh, this intro is cheesy af apple event already worrisome.

>> No.23243668

>>23243624
Contract announcement pushed back til after election

>> No.23243671

>Shitty music and a gay ass rainbow
>stream audio keeps skipping

FUCK WHY DID I BUY CALLS

>> No.23243680

AAPL is starting
everybody on tranny watch

>> No.23243679

IT'S TIM APPLE

>> No.23243686

>>23243648
Pretty much this suddenly shooting to 14 should have been a signal there was going to be a slight pullback.

>> No.23243691

HOMEPOD LMAO

>> No.23243693

Best earnings plays based on my patented data analysis:

SNBR, 4%+

WBA, 6%+

NVR, 10%+

>> No.23243694

buy the hype sell the news.
AAPL is gonna be real cheap soon.

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>>23243333
Memelines don't work. That was proved two weeks ago, when I didn't buy AMZN and TSM dip, because I listened to you, you absolute disgusting TA kikes

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>> No.23243702

Tim is either gay or a pedo

>> No.23243704
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>>23243388
ok Mr. Hitlerdubs, I cash out ang go to Bankok
thanks for your advice

>> No.23243706

>>23243702
>>23243700
homomind

>> No.23243716

>WKHS -12%
Retards never listen lmao

>> No.23243724

A fucking mini stereo, wonderful

>> No.23243735

GME

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.23243739

>aapl event starts with a siri speaker
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23243740

>check out our google home copy

>> No.23243743
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23243743

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
abandon ship apple bros

>> No.23243744

>>23243668
So continued speculation? Is this the sell the news phase?

>> No.23243745

>>23243716
sounds like a buying opportunity

>> No.23243746

>>23243724
Is that the whole announcement

>> No.23243747

...GME?

>> No.23243750
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I NEED A FUCKING HOMEPOD MINI AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23243752

Listen to me. CLSK

>> No.23243754

They better be saving something better for the end

>> No.23243759
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23243759

APPLE NIGGERS LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

JUST KEK MY SHIT UP HEADQUARTERS

>> No.23243760

as soon as this blurb is done i'm selling

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>>23243671
>>23243735
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>> No.23243764

creating a product where Alexa exists
LOL
SIRI SPEAKER AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAAHAHAH

>> No.23243769

>>23243639
When I was holding I preferred the name Rockshit or Cocket

>> No.23243770

AH A BLACK FAMILY BROKE INTO THE HOUSE

>> No.23243772

I knew AAPL was gay, but this is super gay so far.

>> No.23243773

>>23243333
>he sells

Don't ever sell dummy

>> No.23243782

>>23243744
it's just a giant head fake and stop loss raid before 4pm news

>> No.23243783

>>23243686
Eh in all fairness no one really could predict that the shorts would double down further. Its kind of absurd now - 73 million shares short and almost half a bill in losses on their position ($437 M accordin to the S3 guy)

Its not worth trying to swing it IMO because of you miss the big one - well that's gonna be once in a lifetime tier

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>computational audio

>> No.23243785

>>23243744
Just back to the price it was before the Roth Capital report

>> No.23243788

time to sell apple and buy amazon, apple has peaked

>> No.23243789

>no spotify

>> No.23243799

>>23243624
>Wtf happened to WKHS?

It broke $20 in September and hasn't been below since.

But if you want to know why there was a brief short-squeeze, Roth Capital raised their price target to $33, then lowered it to $27 when USPS told them the announcement won't be until the end of the year.

>> No.23243797

>>23243789
buy apple music goy

>> No.23243801

>>23243599
He will come out at 1:30 and announce an apple and gamestop partnership just watch

>> No.23243803

NIGGERS EVERYWHERE

>> No.23243809

>>23243783
I already swung it once for profit back when it was at 8 but I missed out on the growth and bought back in at 12. Oh well.

>> No.23243810

>>23243639
>RKT
I'm still down 9.8%

>> No.23243812

A CAR APPROACHES

>> No.23243815

>>23243597
$3 at 05/21 seem reasonably far enough out? I figure it'd take another month or three minimum for people to start taking notice.

>> No.23243816

And just like that, GME never went under $12 again.

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>>23243301
This beats the market. Always Green. Little by little lll get there

>> No.23243823

Any thoughts on Ford?

>> No.23243824

This is gay as fuck, show things that dont suck and people that arent niggers

>> No.23243826

>>23243801
kek

ok man i have my price alerts ready

>> No.23243828

>>23243752
Nah senpai. Got off that pump n dump ride awhile ago

>> No.23243830

>>23243425
That stock made me lose $60 but I made it back with ABEO and CEI last week

>> No.23243831

>>23243799
The most jewish event ever perpetrated

>> No.23243833

It’s a fucking amazon Alexa box

>> No.23243838

>Siri, how many jews died on the holocaust?

>> No.23243839

>>23243803
Black id confirms

>> No.23243844

Siri sucks. Google voice is a million times better and more accurate

>> No.23243846

>successful niggers

KEK

>> No.23243849
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23243849

BILLIONS OF FUCKING RESEARCH BUDGET

AND THIS IS WHAT THEY COME UP WITH AS BIG INNOVATION?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

applecucks will still pay 999 for it tho, bullish

>> No.23243853
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WHO THE FUCK CARES. Show us your new phone that is literally 70% of your company, we're already dropping

>> No.23243854

>>23243752
CLSK has been hurting my bootyhole for the last week.

>> No.23243856
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Should I buy 6500 dollars worth of Wells Fargo b4 tomorrow????
Or buy more Japanese oncology stock

>> No.23243859

KEK THIS CRASH

>> No.23243861

>magical
>these fucking hand gestures
damn it's been so long but apple is still a rotting caricature of steve

>> No.23243862

>buy UPS at ATH because red and I am rarted

>goes green super quick

heh

>> No.23243863

ALEXA LOCK MY DOORS, IM ABOUT TO FUCK MY ASIAN WIFE

>> No.23243865

Jesus that fucking dump, I hope you sold your calls you fucking momos

>> No.23243868
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Mommy milkers

>> No.23243872

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WTF ARE YOU DOING TIM APPLE MY Q'S ARE DYING

>> No.23243874

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23243880

>>23243823
Dead company

>> No.23243881

>>23243833
>conservative estimates put the number of jews murdered by zyklon b during the holocaust at a minimum of 8million

>> No.23243883
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APPLE KILLED THE MARKET

>> No.23243886

>>23243810
WHY DIDN'T YOU AVERAGE DOWN WHEN IT WAS AT 20?!

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>>23243799
They have been shilling the USPS contract for months.

>> No.23243892

yo that kid wasn't getting her jacket what is this

>> No.23243893

>>23243849
You could literally do this with a RasPi. Fucking Apple retards deserve the rope

>> No.23243902

YO wtf kinda house is that do they all sleep in the same bedroom

>> No.23243903

>>23243801
Completely implausiblr but a man sure can fucking dream
This would be the most perfect tactical nuke ever to be dropped on short sellers

>> No.23243908

>walkie talkies in 2020
lmao

>> No.23243909

>Siri, tell that ungrateful shit that if he doesn't get down here now i'm gonna beat his ass

>> No.23243914
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Apple used to be a great innovative company

now they have zero ideas anymore and come up with the most random bullshit to fill the keynotes

>> No.23243922
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Where’s the anon I told to invest his $10K in CEI? I hope he followed my advice and bought when it was low. I know I did

>> No.23243923

>>23243823
Never buy that. Or T

>> No.23243925

>>23243886
I averaged down when it was 21 but I didnt have much liquidity. It worked out, that money was in other places that pumped, so I'm not too salty.

>> No.23243930

STOP BOUNCING DAMMIT GO BACK DOWN

>> No.23243931

well people might buy it, 99$ is a good price for a speaker

>> No.23243933

>>23243856
Wells is the worst us bank stock to buy

>> No.23243938

Good job fucking all my shit up, gay AAPL faggots. This is the gayest shit ever.
>play shitty music in your very own home!

>> No.23243937

if that is literally the entire even i'm sell my apple

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In case you are confused why everyone in the Apple house is a minority, its because minorities are consoooomer slaves to big corps.

>> No.23243944

99 fucking dollars you can get a Google speaker for like 30 quid

>> No.23243946

AAPL is a joke valuation untill they see -65% these are facts

>> No.23243950

>>23243914
LMFAO

$99 Amazon Alexa knock off.

Holy fuck Crapple retards

>> No.23243957

ALXN is the fucking move. Ridiculously oversold and undervalued, every model has price above $150. 25% upside just in the short term

>> No.23243960

I said this a few days ago
Apple is creatively bankrupt
They aren’t great at being the best, but they were great at being the first.

>> No.23243964

Finally the iPhone part, don't fuck this up

>> No.23243976

>>23243941
No it's because they don't want BLM to storm their stores and steal all the new shit.

>> No.23243980

smg, how do I prep for the fact that Automation is basically inevitable and that UBI will be a normal by 2030?

>> No.23243984

>5g
at least they got that right

>> No.23243987

so whats the horsey deal

>> No.23243993

You retards bought the horse dip right?

>> No.23243996

>>23243950
Well we're up 1.4% from the lows so investors seems to like it at least

>> No.23243998

>>23243964
>Finally the iPhone part, don't fuck this up
Gays love to fuck things that shouldn't be fucked...so...here we go.

>> No.23244001

>>23243586
The opposite of what they say

>> No.23244000

5G ok it's here

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>>23243460
This.
I'm glad i only bought in a little bit but stiil wtf

>> No.23244003

wait HOLY SHIT

are you guys actually legit about this Ryan Cohen at apple thing

>> No.23244010

>>23243922
Think it's worth buying on a dip? What do you think is a good entry point or did I miss the train?

>> No.23244015

MGM moon mission incoming get short dated calls for 2 weeks out, as many as you can afford

>> No.23244016
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>>23243976
Everyone knows that doesnt work.

>> No.23244019

T bros NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.23244024

>>23244003
You gotta realize some people are fooling around man, you're gonna have an aneurysm if you react to every little bit of news like it's the bible

>> No.23244025

>>23243980
>ubi
No you'll just be left out on the street and a robocop will beat your ass if you complain about it

>> No.23244026

VIRTUE SIGNAL AS FAR AS POSSIBLE

>> No.23244029

>>23243460
dude look at its financials lol

>> No.23244030

>AAPL
OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHA

Tim cook talking bull on live event

>> No.23244032

>tim talking about loads
Oh, my

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>already making gains on F and GE

>> No.23244040

>>23243960

they werent the first, moron
samsung

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>>23243868

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>5G
poomp et

>> No.23244045

oh wow apple invented 5g omg such innovation wow

>> No.23244048

When a company obsesses over diversity it is a clear well signal

>> No.23244049

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

>> No.23244055

That accent sounds very bearish desu

>> No.23244059

>verizon spiking
should've known that would happen

>> No.23244061

VERIZON PUMPING

>> No.23244062

5g is priced in a no surprise, right?

>> No.23244068

>Real time AR

Are they really going to reveal the iGlasses?

>> No.23244077

> SWEDEKEK ACCENT
OHNONONONO SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.23244081

DAVERSITY

>> No.23244085

AAPL PARTNERING WITH GAMING COMPANY

AAPL PARTNERING WITH GAMING COMPANY

AAPL PARTNERING WITH GAMING COMPANY

>> No.23244092
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23244092

BUYS THE NEWS

>> No.23244093

went all in on AAPL $122.5C expiring this friday
am I fucked?

>> No.23244096

Why the fuck is it pumping on news everyone knew was coming?

>> No.23244098
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Partnership with the NFL lets fans in the stadium watch on a tv.

LMFAO

how bad is apple

>> No.23244099

>>23243980
Peter Thiel and others have called out the automation story as overbought, peak of automation in western countries was the 1970s more than 40 years ago. The financial side of the economy might collapse due to overusing the printing press in which case read Dmitry Orlov.

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Is the Palantir FUD of Thiel selling off EVERYTHING real or not anons? I want to get some spreads, but if that's an impending news story it could crush the entire stock permanently.

>> No.23244107

>>23244044
>>23244061
>>23244062
it was coming guaranteed
but clown market doesn't care about facts

>> No.23244109

Selling my apple and buying Verizon

>> No.23244118

>>23244085
G M E
M
E

>> No.23244119

>>23244085
fuck i dont wanna have to watch an AAPL event while at work

fuck you guys stop joking around

>> No.23244126

That dude has a huge horse cock

>> No.23244128

>>23244085
>Tim cook drags badly beaten hooded man on stage
>Epic games CEO
>As he pleads with his life Tim Cook promptly silences him with two shots to the head
>Proceeds to floss dance over his corpse whilst the subtitles "SUCK MY DICK EPIC GAMES" flashes on and off

>> No.23244132

>>23244085
HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL GME BROS

>> No.23244133

>>23244019
Nothings happened faggot

>> No.23244134

Why the fuck is my SPY position getting fucked up and down like an 80 pound spinner????

>> No.23244135

>>23244098
that would unironically work
they can play more ads for the fans while the match doesn't restart

>> No.23244137

>>23244077
>He have never heard of scandinavia and their stable internet
ngmi

>> No.23244142

>>23243849
>>23243893
Wtf did Apple deliver?

>> No.23244143

>>23244118
yeah man
apple is partnering with GME to sell used copies of vegas dream in app form for $45

>> No.23244148

>>23244085
who?

>> No.23244149

I believe in gme, I think they are going to 50 a share but hear me out...is now the time to buy more shares or should I wait?

>> No.23244151

IPHONE IN 5 COLORS BUY BUY BUY

>> No.23244152

>>23244142
on a fucking Alexa yeah

>> No.23244153
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>>23243700
I don't think I've ever read something so bearish in my entire life.

>> No.23244167

TRUE BLACK

>> No.23244169

... the video on the fake iphones looks jerky as fuck

>> No.23244171
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23244171

>PRODUCT RED

>> No.23244172

Rolls royce went down 10% AGAIN? Wtf anons, is it not getting bailed out?

>> No.23244173
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>>23244126
Of course, he's swedish like me. Why do you think we're so passive when our country is getting destroyed? Because we get to fuck sluts on a daily basis with our massive cocks

>> No.23244175

>>23244149
if you have to ask in the first place, then you should just wait

>> No.23244176

>TRUE BLACKS

>> No.23244178
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>>23243700
>it's real

>> No.23244180
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23244180

as, expected, it's fucking NOTHING!

SELL SELL SELL

>> No.23244183

Is this chink retarded? Why is she crosseyed?

>> No.23244189

NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.23244191

check out her shoes...

>> No.23244193
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23244193

SPACE FORCE CAMEO
RKT TO MOON

>> No.23244199

it's nice to see they're hiring minorities with down syndrome

>> No.23244202

>>23244148
They didnt say yet

>> No.23244203

can AAPL just dump alrerady so i can buy some cheapies

>> No.23244208
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23244208

How do I invest in window manufacturing companies?

https://twitter.com/Julio_Rosas11/status/1314025827496087552

>> No.23244212

>muh crystals
oh nononono AAPLchads

>> No.23244216

>>23244183
see
>>23244191

>> No.23244225

Did this pajeet wash his hands before touching the phones?

>> No.23244226

has apple done
>one more thing
at all in recent events?

>> No.23244232

GME has announced they will be taking 50% profits of all future apple hardware sales

>> No.23244237
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23244237

>>23244173
>he's swedish like me
back to Malmö with you

>> No.23244239

>>23243336
I'm down $4

>> No.23244244
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23244244

"Our best display technology at Apple"


Bich Crapple is literally buying screens from Samsung

>> No.23244245

best brokers for leafs? i dont want to go with my banks itrade shit, is questtrade any good? interactive broker looks lioe my best bet but ai wantes to see what other leafs had to say

>> No.23244247

>>23244203
They were cheap two days after the split

>> No.23244260

>>23244226
stretchy watch bands

>> No.23244262
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23244262

Oh, you thought you'd turn your back on me and buy AAPL?
Please.

>> No.23244266

>>23244245
I use Wealthsimple for stocks and Questrade for options.

>> No.23244269
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23244269

Dutch researchers report first death from SARS-CoV-2 reinfection
>The patient was an 89-year-old woman who was being treated for Waldenström’s macroglobulinemia, a rare type of white blood cell cancer which is treatable but incurable. The findings were published in the Oxford University Press.

>The researchers said the woman arrived at the emergency department earlier this year while suffering from a fever and severe cough. She tested positive for coronavirus and remained hospitalized for 5 days, after which her symptoms subsided completely, except for persisting fatigue.

>Nearly 2 months later, just two days after starting a new round of chemotherapy, she developed a fever, cough, and dyspnea. When she was admitted to hospital, her O2 saturation was 90 percent with a respiratory rate of 40 breaths per minute. She again tested positive for coronavirus while tests for antibodies were negative at days 4 and 5.

>“At day 8, the condition of the patient deteriorated. She died two weeks later,” the researchers said.
https://archive.vn/55xXH

based, get fucked market

>> No.23244270

>>23244245
Depends what you do, I use wealthsimple but that's because I barely trade.

Questtrade and interactive broker may be up your alley

>> No.23244271

OHNONONONONO POO IN LOO ENGINEERING SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>> No.23244280

>>23244171
am i the only one who refers to that color as "Aids blood red"

>> No.23244281

apple silicon time

>> No.23244284

>>23244260
oh.

>> No.23244286

How long is this shit going to last?

>> No.23244288

gigatit iphone

>> No.23244301

Where are all the white guys who you know do all the work?

>> No.23244313
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23244313

How do I fix my life?

>> No.23244318

Is Roblox worth buying when it goes public?

>> No.23244324

>>23243624
Someone said last night at some debate or something some spilled that wkhs got the contract. Never posted source more than that though

>> No.23244327

>>23244301
Most likely leaving for better jobs

>> No.23244328

WHY DID I BUY AAPL CALLS FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>> No.23244329
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23244329

WHY IS THE STOCK NOT GOING UP YOU TOLD ME APPLE IS ALWAYS A BUY YOU RETARDED SUBHUMANS

>> No.23244332

idk why i didn't buy apple
it's all just the name
people just eat the shit up
no matter what
it doesn't even matter what they come up with or how shit it is
people eat it the fuck up and buy

>> No.23244341
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23244341

>IIPR up $60 since the beginning of the year
>dividend raised to $1.17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4j0jqrAypO8

>> No.23244342

>>23244269
First confirmed reinfection in the US was a month ago.

>> No.23244346

>>23244270
>>23244266
i just want to grab some stocks of companies i believe in and hold, not looking to actively trade or do options, atleast not yet. ill take a peak at wealthsimple as well. thanks!

>> No.23244349

>fastest, most efficient phone ever

no shit you fucking mongs, you're the industry standard

>> No.23244350

>>23244301
Stuck in the actual lab working

>> No.23244351

are women good at building phones?

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23244352

>>23244313
>Robinhood

Robbing in the hood nigga.

>> No.23244356

>>23244324
He did post the source. It was the governor or whatever and his words were they were "on the cusp". Not that they had it

>> No.23244357

>>23244329
No one told you this.
This is a stagnant company that does the absolute minimum every year and is fucken obsessed with diversity in the workplace over talent.
They might continue to grow at a snail's pace if that's your jam.

>> No.23244362

>League of legends LMFAO

>> No.23244370

>>23244313
quit buying memes. buy ETFs and hold for years and quit trying to get rich quick. get a job that pays more money or find a way to make more money. invest more, spend less.

>> No.23244371

LoL lol

>> No.23244374

Holy shit anons were getting league of legends much wow

>> No.23244375

LMAO LEAGUE OF LEGENDS

Too bad they epic fucked off

>> No.23244379

>>23244329
Buy the rumor, sell the news.

>> No.23244381

so does apple get their 30% of skins and shit?

>> No.23244384

how do i check a closed order p/l[open] on tos? i can't find it

>> No.23244386

>League of Legends
>on the phone
ffs

>> No.23244396

fuck lol i thought there might actually be a gamestop mention there
you guys are ruining me

>> No.23244398

fucking league what fucking year is it

>> No.23244403
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23244403

PUMP MY CALLS TIM APPLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.23244406

LEAGUE HAHAHAHHAH

>> No.23244408

>>23244269
the old bitch had white blood cell cancer, i'm still not scurred of Coronachan

>> No.23244409

>>23244346
Wealthsimple is your best bet. Just keep in mind you pay a 1.5% commission when you both buy AND sell US stocks. I use the My Stocks Portfolio app to help give an idea of what I get when I buy/sell, but I day trade, so you might not need it.

>> No.23244410

>>23244318
That's my number 1 meme play.

>> No.23244411
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>>23244239
>NOOO I LOST A FEW DOLLARINOS TIME TO SELL SELL SELL SELLLLL!!!
TQQQ was built for bull Chads, not for virgins with weak hands.

>> No.23244412
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23244412

Holy fuck, League.. my sides. They cant handle Dota even

>> No.23244414

>>23243336
Tqqq is like fucking platinum to me. Everytime I try to buy the dip it immediately rockets up. Everyone knows.

>> No.23244422

>waow

>> No.23244424

>>23244403
>PUMP MY CALLS TIM APPLE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THIS PLEASE
FUUUUIUUIUCK

>> No.23244427
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23244427

>>23243528
Anon if you burn me I will find you fren.

>> No.23244435
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23244435

>> No.23244437

>"like in this photo"
shows the ugliest black person I've ever fucken seen

>> No.23244439

wtf is fast aperture

>> No.23244440

I know the problem, everyone who works for apple is a fag. They have no zoomer kids who know what games kids actually play

>> No.23244446

IS THAT A FUCKING TRANNY? SHORT AAPL RIGHT NOW

>> No.23244448
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23244448

so many niggerinos in this presentation

>> No.23244449

>>23244247
i want other QQQ cheapies by AAPL causing panic sell in QQQ.

>> No.23244452
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23244452

her left leg is HUGE she has some elephantitus shit

>> No.23244462

>>23244452
COUGHING FITS!

>> No.23244464
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23244464

NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23244465

Black people getting married. Racist

>> No.23244466
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23244466

>>23243702
>Tim is either gay or a pedo

>> No.23244467

at least this nigger in this video married another nigger not a white woman.

>> No.23244473

Apple is just reaffirming how disgusting, obnoxious, and attention seeking blacks are.

>> No.23244474

damn i shoulda held my puts longer

>> No.23244476

>>23244452
Thats not her leg anon

>> No.23244480

>>23243815
Read the entire article. Lot of good stuff in there. If what theyre saying is true MVIS essentially just cornered the market. All the big AR plays from apple to ms to samsung to sony, are going to have to go through them. This is going to be fucking huge.

https://seekingalpha.com/article/4378842-microvision-introduces-worlds-smallest-and-lightest-display-module-for-smart-glasses

>> No.23244482

OMG OMG OMG A WALLETRINO ON MY IPHONE SO HECKIN INNOVATIVE NEVER DONE BEFORE

>> No.23244483

>>23244467
true

>> No.23244484

OH FUCK IT HAS MAGNETS

>> No.23244486

Magnetic iphone accessories WOOOOW short apple now

>> No.23244489

>>23244465
>Black people getting married. Racist
It's appropriation of white culture.

>> No.23244494
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23244494

<Apple does anything useful

Stock price be like

>> No.23244498

>>23244486
you realize half the world is watching their presentation right

>> No.23244499
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23244499

>>23244313
The only problem with your portfolio is that it isn't all TQQQ.

>> No.23244503

The hell are you expecting the phone to do, suck your dick?

>> No.23244504
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23244504

>>23244489

>> No.23244511

Stop crabbing and just dump already

>> No.23244513

complete absence of whites huh

>> No.23244516

this is actually kind of cool

>> No.23244517
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23244517

fucking NIGGERS, lol

love you guys

>> No.23244518

Is the audio glitchy for anyone else? It's pissing me off

>> No.23244530
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23244530

>>23244480

>> No.23244531
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23244531

Did you buy our shares yet?
Does this not convince you that we still got it?

>> No.23244533

GME is Trading Places irl.

>> No.23244536

CARBON NEUTRALITY

>> No.23244540

>Black people take a break from destroying society to get married
That's the power of the new Iphone

>> No.23244546

>cayan

>> No.23244549
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23244549

PLEASE PUMPPLEASE PUMPPLEASE PUMPPLEASE PUMPPLEASE PUMPPLEASE PUMPPLEASE PUMPPLEASE PUMPPLEASE PUMPPLEASE PUMPPLEASE PUMPPLEASE PUMPPLEASE PUMPPLEASE PUMPPLEASE PUMPPLEASE PUMPPLEASE PUMPPLEASE PUMPPLEASE PUMP

>> No.23244552

>>23244435
I just want to say i really appreciate the damn effort Dopierala puts into following up on his picks. If I hit 6 figures from the GME play Im definitely applying to put money in his fund

>> No.23244559

Oh fuck WKHS name drop!!!! Its time lads! Fuck pinch me

>> No.23244563

Why is Janice from the Sopranos on this apple event?

>> No.23244567
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23244567

>We've been transitioning

NO SHIT

>> No.23244570

>>23244480
Yeah I found the article after googling around a little. Worth dumping a few hundred in calls and seeing what comes of it. Thanks for the tip off, fren

>> No.23244572

I want to pop that apple nigger like a fucken balloon.

>> No.23244573

>2030 carbon neutral...

thats because you will be out of business

>> No.23244574

>>23244540
lel

>> No.23244577
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23244577

BRUHHHHH LOOK AT DIS DUDE

>> No.23244579

Magnets, how do they work?

>> No.23244599
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23244599

A FUCKING SMALLER BOX
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23244601

>>23244577
>THIS DONUT IS MINE
>I FOUND IT
>GET YOUR OWN

>> No.23244602

>>23244577
Holy shit, next thing is going to be diversity hires, and diversity inclusion training.

>> No.23244605

AAPL wants to dump so bad and waiting to see if there is anything big.

>> No.23244607

so fucking cheezy

>> No.23244609

>>23244579
my hobbies? magnets

>> No.23244611

>>23244435
BULL

>> No.23244614

Haha they’re giving you no accessories and pretending its a good thing. Still no usb c.

>> No.23244616

The fuck are they doing, James Bond uses a Nokia in the new movie.

>> No.23244617

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


SELL SELL SELL


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.23244624

Wtf phone with no charger

>> No.23244622

Holy shit.
Did they actually just sell including less accessories in the box as a positive? Motherfuckers are shameless.

>> No.23244635
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23244635

>>23244427
I havent let you down yet, fren. I was shilling eman at .34c and mvis at .89. Now its almost 3 bones with plenty of upside. Ask other anons about me. Ive made a lot of people on here a lot of money.

>> No.23244633

This thread is gonna archive lol

>> No.23244646

MINI LIKE MY DICKKKKK

>> No.23244648

>>23244622
LESS IS MOAR

>> No.23244653

>>23244622
Yep.
They are awful.

>> No.23244656

>>23244346
also with wealthsimple make sure you're checking charts elsewhere as there's a delay on the data in the app itself.

>> No.23244658
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23244658

lol the 'surprise' was the mini that already leaked, here we go

>> No.23244664

FUCK NIGGERS

>> No.23244681

>>23244599
That's actually really important for logistics. In fact I bet they many of these carbon neutral faggotry initiatives are actually for logistics and price reductions in manufacturing.

But it's easier to market to normalfags by saying "THE PLANET WE SAVED IT".

>> No.23244687

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.23244692

>>23244346
Also worth nothing WS has certain restrictions as to which stocks you can buy, I believe you can't buy OTC or "penny" stocks

>> No.23244695

Apple be like:
>Black people Black people Black people Black people Black people Black people Black people Black people Black people Black people Black people Black people Black people
Very Jewish

>> No.23244696

>>23243417
>>23243417
>>23243417
>>23243417

>> No.23244704
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23244704

>new iphone mini
i needs it bros

>> No.23244705
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23244705

>>23244480
I hope you’re right anon

>> No.23244710

>>23244646
OMG OMG OMG THIS APPLE MUSIC MAKES ME WANNA CONSOOOOOOOOM

>> No.23244728
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23244728

BUY IT goyim

>> No.23244807

>>23244728
this is unironically a pretty good price for an Iph*ne

>> No.23244884

>>23243460
buy in the seven dollar range then hold forever

>> No.23244997

Camera dude looks like he’s got reverse rickets