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Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:27:52 2020 No.23164158 [Reply] [Original]

>there exists a combination of key presses and mouse movements that can make you the richest man in the world

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:28:45 2020 No.23164172 >>23164158 just gotta find it. Same applies with women : a combination of words and gestures

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:30:21 2020 No.23164209 >>23164158 Woah

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:35:21 2020 No.23164275 File: 2.02 MB, 1080x1263, 1593221754808.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23164172 >a combination of words and gestures You meant to say a combination of face and height.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:36:03 2020 No.23164290 >>23164158 W,S,A,A,B,A,B,A Left click

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:37:36 2020 No.23164313 what if everyone knew it

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:38:34 2020 No.23164323 >there also exist people who don't know how to turn on a computer we are on the polar opposite end in terms of understanding technology, why shouldn't we find a way to profit

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:38:46 2020 No.23164329 I found it. No cap.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:39:15 2020 No.23164343 >>23164158 I think about this every time I make a new wallet. Just knowing that there is a chance your mnemonic may unlock the satoshi wallet really fucks with me

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:39:18 2020 No.23164346 File: 185 KB, 626x574, 1595191622916.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw the combination is N, I, G, G, E, R, down (hold for 10 minutes)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:45:40 2020 No.23164452 >there is a 1 in 10^99999 chance a monkey gets the combination right

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:49:42 2020 No.23164510 >>23164346 N

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:50:00 2020 No.23164518 >>23164510 I

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:51:05 2020 No.23164545 >>23164518 G

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:52:09 2020 No.23164562 >>23164545 G

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:52:42 2020 No.23164577 >>23164290 wtf it actually worked???

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:52:43 2020 No.23164578 rawr

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:53:34 2020 No.23164592 >>23164452 So its a 1 in 10000000^999999 chance for Biz?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 22:59:59 2020 No.23164702 >>23164158 >or woman Shitlord.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:01:35 2020 No.23164730 >>23164702 I don't consider women human.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:03:38 2020 No.23164761 >>23164158 what if I told you we've already made those key presses and mouse movements 3 years ago?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:05:04 2020 No.23164782 >>23164518 >>23164545 >>23164562 Y

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:14:07 2020 No.23164920 Alt F4

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 9 23:19:14 2020 No.23165006 >>23164158 There's a series of sound waves at specific frequencies that you experience as something you call music that makes you happy or something you feel as disgust

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:28:29 2020 No.23165947 >>23164158 Yes, it's called DIA (redacted) DIA (redacted) cash out

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:30:51 2020 No.23165984 File: 487 KB, 326x214, 1600716999311.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23164158 fuck. this makes me anxious. i need to do better

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:31:12 2020 No.23165989 >>23164290 wtf a bullrun just flew over my house!

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:31:48 2020 No.23165995

>>23164158

I guess the first move would be online gambling. There's not much time delay, so you could quickly balloon your starting capital. I assume they kick you off after a certain amount, so from there it's crypto options until you're in the millions and share options from there.

After some point, would they tell you to stop? Would you have to go see someone for earning like 10% of your nation's GDP in a week? I have the feeling that your later key presses would have to be private security related or transferring wealth to some very powerful people.

And even then, I don't think anyone can be richer than Vladimir Putin or Xi Xinping. They command the resources of great powers. Bezos is a nobody by comparison.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:32:25 2020 No.23166004 >>23164158 bk bk fw bk fw + hk

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:40:35 2020 No.23166123 File: 205 KB, 659x525, hsggff.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Open notepad >type >echo off >del C:\\xxxxxxx\xxxxxx32 >save file as bitcoin.bat >double click file >??? >profit

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:42:54 2020 No.23166157 >>23164158 or a pedophile

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:43:56 2020 No.23166174 >>23164158 Yes this involves going to luigi.finance

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 00:46:00 2020 No.23166204 File: 170 KB, 360x346, 1600677564617.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23166123

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:03:11 2020 No.23166428 >>23164290 MY LINKIESS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 01:48:44 2020 No.23167013 >>23164158 there exists a combination of key presses and mouse movements that can make you have sex with any man in the world

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 02:37:03 2020 No.23167499 File: 117 KB, 812x800, 1549477088977.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23164158

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:14:41 2020 No.23167872 >>23164158 ZETA staking in an alternate universe probably

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:15:28 2020 No.23167875 File: 22 KB, 557x550, 1600725175145.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23166123 sudo remove -rf * --no-preserve-root mkdir satoshis cd satoshis sudo install cowsay cowsay "bitcoin" Wwhhattt!!!

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:16:24 2020 No.23167890 >>23164592 > changing the base and not the exponent ngmi

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:18:32 2020 No.23167913 >>23167875 >sudo remove -rf * --no-preserve-root Lol this is funny, I just tried it and it gave me a funny animation in the console about bitcoin and says which year bitcoin will hit 1M. Didn't know Ubuntu has this feature..

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 03:21:35 2020 No.23167943 >>23164158 if get trips confirms if dubz you will be rich as fuckkk

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:45:58 2020 No.23168558 >>23164275 god i wouldnt even show up to work again after getting mogged that hard.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:49:24 2020 No.23168581 >>23164275 pls impregnate my wife with your bull semen. I will pay you 100 STAKE

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 04:53:57 2020 No.23168614 >tfw a combination of just 64 numbers and letters will be satoshi's private key

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:03:32 2020 No.23168684 File: 233 KB, 968x1280, photo_2020-10-05_16-59-43.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23164158 It's buying CLV

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:05:03 2020 No.23168705 >>23164172 fpbp

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:10:21 2020 No.23168746 R1, R2, L1 , X, Left , Down, Right, Up, Left, Down, Right, Up

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:51:43 2020 No.23169096 File: 74 KB, 1440x789, 20201009_025034.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ,No hacker has balls that big. Priests, politicians and media are safe. INTERPOL CP database is impregnable.

Anonymous Sat Oct 10 05:57:58 2020 No.23169157
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>>23164172
>Same applies with women : a combination of words and gestures

>*GAWK GAWK GAWK GAWK*
>you like how i suck your cock, baby?
>*GAWK GAWK GAWK GAWK*
>jeff stick it in my ass baby
>UH UH UH UH

...And that's how Mckenzie Bezos became the richest woman in the world.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:06:43 2020 No.23169255 File: 391 KB, 774x500, Horus-winged-clover.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Imagine not filling your bags with digital autism

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:09:13 2020 No.23169274 >>23164343 If that ever were to happen it would be safe to assume that there is a god and he has chosen your destiny.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 06:18:45 2020 No.23169360 >>23164158 Holy fucking shit. Based.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:22:55 2020 No.23169986 >>23164158 Yeah it's delete especially when you see a post like this

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:23:52 2020 No.23169992 >>23164158 >there is also certain combination of 0s and 1s that is illegal

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:25:36 2020 No.23170011 >>23168614 I wonder if someone is bruteforcing BTC private keys just on the very very very small chance of getting an already generated key with coins in it

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:27:13 2020 No.23170023 >>23170011 there are morons like that they never learned basic math

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:48:24 2020 No.23170232 there exists a combination of words to say and leg movements that can literally make you ruler of earth

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 07:57:11 2020 No.23170310 >there doesn't exist any combination of movement or thinking that will make you able to fly

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:05:46 2020 No.23170387 >>23167875 >Implying /biz/ knows how to use ganoo plus lainuks

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:07:22 2020 No.23170400 >>23164275 if only you knew how bad things really are

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:08:31 2020 No.23170413 >>23164290 AAggh I've been HACKED

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:09:45 2020 No.23170426 >>23164290 Thx now my crypto are gone....

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:12:16 2020 No.23170463 >>23167875 >remove you're so fake

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:16:55 2020 No.23170526 >>23170011 https://youtu.be/S9JGmA5_unY 3blue1brown puts it into perspective how unfathomably hard it would be to guess a private key

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 08:21:48 2020 No.23170571 >>23170526 so there IS a chance

>>	geeq Sat Oct 10 09:28:33 2020 No.23171342 File: 17 KB, 700x525, geeq.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] if u know how to get Geeq, you actaully won so

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:30:31 2020 No.23171370 >>23164158 P

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:31:53 2020 No.23171383 >>23164158 There exists a combination of words uttered and actions performed that will allow you to have unlimited vigorous sex with Taylor Swift

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:33:01 2020 No.23171401 >>23164290 All you had to do was follow the damn train, CJ

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:35:37 2020 No.23171445 File: 465 KB, 2456x3093, Untitled-2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] There are close to an infinite # of combos that will make you the richest man in the world. There are infinitely more that make you go broke. GL anons.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:37:03 2020 No.23171470 >mom found the cum bottles

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:37:25 2020 No.23171477 File: 228 KB, 594x594, E9AB3426-6D65-47D0-8975-65985E46F00E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>23167875 >cd .. >ls >sudo su >cd root >cd wallet >ls >cd private_keys >cat key.txt Fucking hacked

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:38:43 2020 No.23171500 >>23164158 Buy ORN when it bottoms out in 1.5 months

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:39:18 2020 No.23171506 >>23171477 checked and based

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 09:40:53 2020 No.23171529 >>23171477 How do I un-highlight this?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:00:50 2020 No.23171806 >>23164275 Is that Rucka? Damn he small. Nucker for life bros

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 10 10:04:49 2020 No.23171875 >>23164592 lol you ever math before, kid?

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