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23157227 No.23157227 [Reply] [Original]

While you were talking about football and videogames I was checking stocks
While you were going out for drinks I read whitepapers
While you were fucking girls I was downloading wallets
While you got promoted to being my manager and got married to a beautiful smart loving woman my career remained stagnant and I lost all my savings trading shitcoin scams
Thats what separates us faggot

>> No.23157705
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23157705

That's a man!

>> No.23157957

>while you were fucking girls i was downloading wallets

too true
kek

>> No.23158013

I can smell the bagels and lox from here

>> No.23158032

>>23157227

Thats a man. Sorry lad, you married a man, and now you are a gay ass faggot.

>> No.23158156

>>23157227
literally the story of my god damned life. Fuck, im giving myself one more fucking year of hope. It's getting grim anons

>> No.23158186

>>23157227
that's a husband

>> No.23158240

>>23157227
Big kek
Here's a (you)

>> No.23158587

>>23157227
why you have to do me like this man..
now i'm sad

>> No.23158755

>>23157227
Why didn't you just do both, anon?

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>>23157227
This is me.

>> No.23158806

>>23158755
Nobody does that. Ever. And if you'll only end being fucked over twice.

>> No.23158910

while both of you tards were being losers i was creampieing my gf and then going on biz
>tfw ascendad chadautist

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>>23157227
i'll never fuck a woman this attractive

>> No.23159477

>>23158943
I'll never go on a date or feel a boob,