/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.23135107]

Ya'll trade Crypto? Another board was curious but too scared to ask, so I'm asking for them

[Anonymous No.23135148]

You do not get rich by day trading. Most successful traders in the long run very rarely make trades and when they do they are very large trades. For example you decide to go into BTC so you put in 20% of your savings and sit on it, this is contrast to buying low and selling high which is what you will find a lot of with traders. Also go back you greasy slimy fuck

[Anonymous No.23135164]

Absolutely not. Lurk moar, you'll see crypto is looked down on in this board. The rare crypto thread is saged and flamed to oblivion. You're in for a real treat now, this place hates crypto and people who are curious about it.

[Anonymous No.23135188]

>>23135164
Why is it looked down upon?

[Anonymous No.23135259]

>>23135107
We do, good sir. The secret is to buy high and sell low

[Anonymous No.23135286]

>>23135188
Because crypto is a fad and mostly dead meme. No one takes it seriously.

[Anonymous No.23135307]

>>23135188
General sentiment is that it's a scam. Most of us just discuss our business, growth strategies, taxes, structuring, etc. A few forex guys and some who like stocks.
If you want money you have to actually earn it. If you want digital chuck e cheese coins then just write a program or something that displays some number of a made up coin on your screen. It will be more fun and you can keep your real money for something useful. Like starting a business.

[Anonymous No.23135308]

>>23135107
What EXACTLY is your problem faggot?
>>>/biz/?task=search&ghost=yes&search_text=ya%27ll+trade

Why do you keep posting this thread?

[Anonymous No.23135333]

>>23135107
How many variations of that pepe do you have?

[Anonymous No.23135360]

/biz/ asked right since it's your 10000th time making same thread you pathethic mongoloid faggot

[Anonymous No.23135394]

>>23135107
You already asked this get the fuck out of here this isnt a crypto board we only care about stocks, real estate, drop shipping etc but since its a REALLY slow board we make fake crypto threads as an inside joke were we shill scams for teh lulz.

[Anonymous No.23135424]

>>23135333
Like 7

[Anonymous No.23135473]

>>23135307
>>23135286
Thanks for the sincere replies.

>>23135308
>>23135360
>>23135394
I have but I've been unsatisfied with the answers I've received thus far, and so has the board I'm asking for. These were the best replies I've gotten yet. Besides, is it a crime to ask on different days? Some days you catch different people and get different takes.

[Anonymous No.23135479]

>>23135107
>Ya'll
anon, do Blacks Live Matters to you?

[Anonymous No.23135498]

>>23135424
Post them all pls

[Anonymous No.23135537]

>>23135498
I'm a little nervous... won't that make the thread off-topic?

[Anonymous No.23135554]

>>23135107
Yes but im shite. Need 25% increase accros the board with my shitcoins just to break even.

[Anonymous No.23135588]

>>23135473
shill the board you're asking for

[Anonymous No.23135638]

>>23135588
I can't do that

[Anonymous No.23135652]

What board are you asking for. Every board on 4chan is poor and maybe we are too but there’s a couple millionaires and successful entrepreneurs like John MacAfee and Elonf Musk who come time to time.
John MacAfee is under arrest because of crypto though. Don’t buy crypto.

[Anonymous No.23135736]

>>23135107
>Ya'll
Ye mofaka we be tradin' crypto and shieeet here
Am gonna be havn so much kfc when it moons my nigga

[Anonymous No.23135765]

>>23135473
Why do you have to make such a bad larp? I am familiar with literally every single board of 4chan/channel yes even the obscure ones like /po/ and even lgbt simply because im an autistic neet that likes to catalogue everything and no other board has been discussing "hey lets ask biz about crypto" you lying cunt. Just lurk around if youre fooled by our fake crypto threads you are retarded it takes a week max to see which threads are serious and which threads are an inside joke to fool outsiders do you seriously think we invest in garbage like food name coins,chainlink,goat or zombie themed cryptos etc? Lmao you deserve to be poor if you fall for this instead of buying stocks or learnimg about real estate but again you are a stupid liar prove me wrong and tell me what other board sent you here i will prove you are lying

[Anonymous No.23135779]

>>23135638
It's /r9k/, isn't it? I see the posts about crypto there. Someone shilled eth there at $8 and I said the same thing when /g/ was being spammed with that btc shit. I wish I had been more gullible back then. Two golden opportunities and I spit on them. I won't miss the next one though. Surely I'll get a third chance... Right?

[Anonymous No.23135820]

>>23135765
I'm in daily contact with the board in question and many of them are in this thread right now. You must have missed it. It's a big site afterall.

[Anonymous No.23135923]

>>23135820
Like I thought just a liar that didnt expect this level of autism now gtfo of our board and stop making this thread over and over

[Anonymous No.23135983]

>>23135923
You mean to tell me you are on every board simultaneously at all hours?

[Anonymous No.23136090]

>>23135820
you could be:
>a furry
>a tranny
>a man
>a faggot
>a nerd
>a depressed autist
>an edgy nazilarper
>an edgy commielarper
>a failed normie
>all of those
we don't know if we like you yet. Everyone here will try to scam you if they don't like you, and often even if they like you. Tell us what y'all want, nigger

[Anonymous No.23136143]

>>23135983
Not every hour but I visit every single board at least once a day sometimes more if its slow and look through entire catalog bc of my autism I have 10 main boards /biz/ being one of them now leave us alone with your larp there is no board asking about us and you arent representing anyone just get out you piss me off because if theres one thing I feel I can be proud of is my knowledge of what goes around in pretty much ALL of this website so when people lie about stuff that supposedly happens on other boards im one of the few anons who can tell the truth

[Anonymous No.23136150]

Change your file names OP
/fa/ huh, haven't been there in literally 10+ years

[Anonymous No.23136222]

>>23136143
/jp/ asked about 9 days ago in a random thread, probably as a joke, and I've been asking every day since. I have exaggerated small deatils for my own personal amusement. But the truth is a board ~was~ curious. You must have missed it. Sorry, it sounds like being a 4channer gives you a great deal of pride and you have a a lot of your identity wrapped up in this site, so hopefully this reality doesn't hurt your ego or anything.

[Anonymous No.23136245]

>>23136150
>fa
So basically, they want money to pursue their consumeristic lifestile?

[Anonymous No.23136265]

>>23135107
I'll tell you if you're from one of my other boards.

[Anonymous No.23136346]

>>23136222
Waste of trips and still lying since im a weeb and /jp/ is one of my main boards you should at least tried harder and made up something like /hm/ or /3/ so again leave us alone you fucking liar no other board is asking you to ask us anything just stfu and lurk more and stop your larp that pisses me off

[Anonymous No.23136394]

>>23135107
/biz/ is a mindset centered around taking calculated risks and learning from your failures without being a degenerate gambler and without expecting someone else to help you because everyone has some hidden motive when they are saying they want to help you. Usually it's to steal your money or to sell you a useless product.
You need to first change your mindset if you want to be a person who is able to bring value to this world.
Money is proof that the product you are selling is useful to someone else in society.
In case of trading it helps companies to get funding by bringing them liquidity.
At least that's how it is supposed to work in a real world where the central banks owned by jews don't control every price and decide on fake prices for everything.

[Anonymous No.23136398]

>>23136346
I'm literally not lying. You sound angry. And if I didn't know any better I'd say you are larping. You know ignoring puncuation is the #1 new fag way to come off as 'autsitic', right? You aren't special friend.

[Anonymous No.23136509]

>>23136398
so what's your question for biz?
we all trade crypto? Yes, except the smg degenerates

[Anonymous No.23136727]

>>23136245
And cheek bone implants

[Anonymous No.23136787]

There has been no thread on /jp/ asking hey anon go ask /biz/ about crypto you lying cunt.
>youre a newfag acting autistic
>look at me look at me I will act autistic by making the same threaf over and over and over and only use variations of the same pepe haha epic troll
Seriously fuck off and kill yourself

[Anonymous No.23136965]

>>23136727
They will never get our Tron. Tron is only for the few and the wise... Not like all the usually shilled shitcoins.
My Trons will be stonks

[Anonymous No.23136975]

Yeeeeee kys

[Anonymous No.23137007]

>>23136787
Not thread but a person in a random thread asked. They can't ask on /jp/ especially with how busy it is. Earlier in this thread you were using punctuation and then later you stopped uysing it to come off as more autistic. I am unironically diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic and in fact they used to think there was some autism mixed in there but my schizophrenia gave me severe social anxiety which they mistook for social retardation which is what autism is of course people like u used to really get to me actually I would see you in my room or what my perception of you is anyway, it would make sleep very difficult and I often would wake up several times a nigh after maybe 10 moinutes of sleep if thta because of the night terrors and many nights I would not sleep at all. Meds helped some nights but the big thing to get me off the autism meds- anphetamines mostly since back then they thought that helped- was becoming better socially and you do that by learning to coral your thoughts and the Belles lectures on taste and criticism allowed me to do that with some level of frequency and regularity. I'm sorry you've been very hostile to me since I consider myself a weeb to some degree as well and have been a regular at /jp/ for many years and I'm sorry these threads have pissed you off soe much especially since they are largely whimsical in nature and give me a fun reprive every other day but I'll see about stopping them if they really upset you so much.

[Anonymous No.23137199]

>>23137007
based

[Anonymous No.23137213]

>>23136398
>>23137007

hey anon, I'm gonna say something nice.
you see, trading is like gambling, it works and it doesn't, you have to redraw those lines and all, those indicators will make it interesting at first but then beats you like crap, the house always wins.
some of the guys here ride on pump and dumps, flavor of the week, etc. ripping each other off.
the chad approach is to buy buy buy link and be comfy, keep stacking those linkies, although you can swing but you're on your own, don't say you weren't warned.

it's easy to lose your life savings here so if you like to heed this this frenly advice, I'd say, just buy link, keep stacking those linkies and get out of this place.

[Anonymous No.23137256]

>>23137007
Well at least finally you admit you lied and said first that another "board" was asking about it, then you even said many people from that board were here, finally you admit that "maybe" it was just 1 person that asked about it. I still dont understand why you have to larp and pretend you're autistic by making this same thread over and over over the past days always using the same images. Also writing a wall of run on sentences like you just did isnt fooling anyone especially after you tried to call me out as a newfag troll for not using punctuation. I just want the lies to stop and for you to leave us alone, we have already explained that crypto is largely a scam and we dont care about it if youre serious about making money then we discuss real estate,stocks,online businesses etc. We were even nice and told you to stay away from scams we use to troll others like chainlink and meme food tokens so why are you still bothering us? Go away

[Anonymous No.23137527]

>>23137256
Writing run on sentences was done so on purpose to mock you and show you that anyone can do it. Notice now how you're typing normally now with proper grammer (somewhat) and puncuation. Sounds like the main liar here is you.

Sure saying another 'board' in general was asking was an exageration but again this is a whimsical joke thread that you have taken seriously. A poster in a /jp/ thread asked 'doesn't /biz/ trade crypto?' when someone asked how they could move to Japan if they were a neet. This was all a conversation that happened in a general thread. It is a statement of fact that some one person on /jp/ was asking. I of course took dramatic liberties with the question for my own amusement.

I AM bi-polar schizophrenic, though I'm on a pretty good balance of meds right now to more or less act 'normally' and supress visions, though they do come up from time to time. You have confirmed for me that I will continue to make this thread since you seem to have no respect for other anons and have been disrespectful with me from the start.

>why are you still bothering us

It seems that I'm only bothering YOU. Most people can take a joke when they see one. Seems like you are caught up on a personal problem that you are projecting onto a board at large. It's ironic considering you claim I'm doing the same thing. At least I'm conscious of my deciscions when I generalize a board asking something that they aren't. Like I said, I've bruised your ego since you take 4chan way, way too seriously.

[Anonymous No.23137662]

>>23137007
Did you manage to find out what's at the root of your schizophrenia?
Was there a traumatic event before it started or were you born like this?

The only way to reduce your fear of something is by exposing yourself to it slowly to get used to it.
Using your imagination can also help for this.
If you are having nightmares it may contain an important message from your subconscious that you are trying to ignore.
Most medications usually try to put you into a constant sleeping state to reduce your subconscious activity, but this only delays your real recovery.
It may be worth a try one day to face your inner fears and instead of trying to ignore and reject them, to acknowledge them.
But I don't know what your situation is and am not an expert on schizophrenia.

[Anonymous No.23137855]

>>23137527
I was writing fast because I was lissed off at your fucking lies and thags how I type when I get angry because I just type whatevers in my mind, I felt a little bad after you mentioned you had schizophrenia and social anxiety so I tried to calm down and I was even nice enough to repeat for the 2nd time that no, we do not really care about crypto here and we just kinda troll others by telling them to buy the stupidest crypto coins possible like sushi or chainlink lol. This post however has shown me you arent autistic or bipolar or whatever just a really sad pathetic bored troll making shit up as he goes, trying to flip the tables and accuse me of making up the way I type when its you who tried too hard by posting the same thread with the same pepes a dozen times. No one believes your bipolar schizo sob story when you cant even get your meds straight you have changed your story like 3 times already so its clesr you just lie when caught, too bad for you I was around here to call you out on your lies and now that you finally admit you are just lying and trolling now you make up the bipolar story to garner sympathy. Well guess what it isnt working and I will continue disrespecting you if by disrespect you mean call you out for being a goddamn lying sonofabitch. Lol youre even trying to mock me by copying the way I type then reddit space listen I dont know why youre so bored you think coming to troll /biz/ is funny why dont you go troll /lgbtq/ or something? I will keep mocking you until your evil presence is removed from the board and if you arent lying about being a schizo then prove it, but it will be hard considering Ive already exposed you as a liar

[Anonymous No.23137937]

>>23137855
So you admit to lying about being autistic and I lied about being schizophrenic. I think I was way more convincing than you though. You take 4chan too seriously. Calling me evil? For making an obvious joke thread every other day? lmao come on dude. You come off as an ass-mad man baby. Hide this thread, you're embaressing yourself.

[Anonymous No.23138012]

>>23137937
Lmao same as you dude truth is I've been drinking and saw this thread and just started shitposting and you rolled with it so I couldn't let go. Imagine how comfy we will be when we make it and can shitpost on other boards all day while watching charts

[Anonymous No.23138070]

Also what really worries me is not OP but the fact that this thread got so many replies from others, they say the inability to detect things like sarcasm amongst a grouo is a sign of declining IQ and its true, I cant believe people read threads like this and think they are real no wonder they fall for defi scams or threads where trolls larp as femanons. Truly worrying.

[Anonymous No.23138122]

>>23138012
I've never invested or bought a stock in my life.... should I?

[Anonymous No.23138207]

>>23138122
This thread is turning gold, welcome stranger-anon, this is biz, a board of clueless cretins.
Don't take any financial advice on this shitboard, ever.

[Anonymous No.23138220]

>>23138122
buy TOYS

[Anonymous No.23138258]

>>23138122
Wait until after November 3rd before buying anything. Crypto is starting to break a bear trend, stocks (((appear))) to have recovered, but the election is likely to create a mini flash crash across all markets.

[Anonymous No.23138259]

>>23138122
You shouldn't buy stocks or invest unless you have done it before. If you're not from a long line of people who've invested you won't see much benefit. If investing was smart for everyone you wouldn't see so many living outside their means or going paycheck to paycheck. They do it because it makes the most sense and brings more enjoyment out of life than any alternative course of action would. Don't disregard group wisdom. You have to consider cost vs benefit.

[Anonymous No.23138403]

>>23138122
If you are being serious then the answer is absolutely yes, start lurking and learning because the sooner you more-or-less understand what youre doing the better.
Dont treat it as gambling because chances are you will lose your money but if you are careful you can make your money grow or at least protect it from inflation. You can open a free account on robinhood and set aside 100 dollars to dip your toes and pop your cherry, but if you're going to be risking more money start learning as much as you can. TD ameritrade actually has a lot of good information for free they are even doing free live webinars that range from absolute beginners to complex strategies.

Dont listen to fags like
>>23138259 just know that it isnt a get-rich quick scheme and you will lose money along the way. I regret not starting to learn about it the moment I had my first job when I was 13, but just learning enough to be a super safe investor and just buy safe index funds will put you at an advantage compared to others who are completely financially illiterate. How old are you and whats your financial situation? Do you even have a job?