/smg/ - Stock Market General Thread For General Stock Market Threading

[Anonymous No.23107741]

dogless corndog edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>23106072

[Anonymous No.23107753]

pattern day trading

how is this a fucking thing

[Anonymous No.23107755]

reverse head and shoulders on futures

[Anonymous No.23107763]

dogless corndog?
china HATES this

[Anonymous No.23107766]

NasPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

[Anonymous No.23107774]

FIRST FOR OPTT LEGITIMATE VALUE NOT SCAM

[Anonymous No.23107785]

MARKET DOOOOMP

[Anonymous No.23107788]

>>23107755
CHECKED AND BULLPILLED

[Anonymous No.23107789]

>>23107753
don't be poor next time

[Anonymous No.23107790]

I'm voting for Trump. :)

[Anonymous No.23107791]

I sold X wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy tooooooooo fucking EARLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.23107794]

Repost:
I was out shopping today and decided to go to a Gamestop just to see how they were doing.
I casually asked if they were taking PS5 pre-orders.
They told me they typically sell out around 10min after they receive more from Sony and that the only way to really get a new PS5 is to check their twitter feed (Sony's) because by the time Gamestop gets them, they're almost instantly sold out.
Pretty bullish news, not gonna lie.
Their Q3 should be pretty good.
Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.23107795]

>>23107753
to protect you from getting scammed and being irrational :^)

[Anonymous No.23107805]

Why is no one shilling PTON? I mean you guys missed the moon mission but still

[Anonymous No.23107806]

Fuck b*lls

[Anonymous No.23107813]

>>23107753
To protect you from yourself
There's actually zero reason you should really enter a day trade unless you fucked up your order execution. I don't know anyone with over 25k who actually daytrades.

[Anonymous No.23107818]

>>23107789
if i was poor i wouldn't be trading personally.
i just think it's ridiculous that this exists.

[Anonymous No.23107820]

Ready for the after hours dump?

[Anonymous No.23107838]

market gapping higher with rising yield. outside of bond traders influx, dow starting to show weakness again towards election. dxy solid. metals showing weakness bit bitcorns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVR5Szi6sxk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN8wTjBD6Z0

[Anonymous No.23107842]

>>23107753
It's there to protect the brokers.

[Anonymous No.23107852]

>>23107820
Yes, which is why I just sold

[Anonymous No.23107855]

PLTR is hitting 20 in one year.

[Anonymous No.23107873]

>>23107813
so are you all just doing short / long term investments or trading options?

[Anonymous No.23107877]

>>23107855
Dubs confirm the truth, brothers.

[Anonymous No.23107880]

>2.8% YTD

did I do good, /smg/

[Anonymous No.23107881]

>>23107753
Elizabeth Warren hates the middle class, especially you.
Just wait until Democrats pass a transaction tax that doesn't apply to banks.

[Anonymous No.23107892]

>>23107753
One of the more stupid bits of market legislation in the states. It was started in 2001:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pattern_day_trader

[Anonymous No.23107894]

Why is no one shilling Fastly? It's pumping hard as fuck and no one ever mentioned it here yet

[Anonymous No.23107895]

MRO is about 30 on RSI for 5year timeline, is this a buying the dip soon signal?

[Anonymous No.23107897]

>>23107873
Yea I trade on the behalf of theta gang.

[Anonymous No.23107900]

>>23107855

Based.

[Anonymous No.23107902]

>>23107855
should've got some dip over the weekend, FUCK. ME.

[Anonymous No.23107905]

>>23107818
Ok, Mr. Buffett, go back to organizing your manila folders.

[Anonymous No.23107907]

bought my first 2 apple stocks

what i'm in for???

[Anonymous No.23107909]

>>23107880
no
you might as well have put it in a bank

[Anonymous No.23107912]

I told you fags that no stimulus was priced in. MMs tried to shake my iron hands.
>>23107753
To protect you from yourself goy :))))) honestly most people lose their 25k when pdt is removed.

[Anonymous No.23107922]

>>23107813
hahaha who would do that

[Anonymous No.23107929]

>>23107894
fastly is about to have about a fifth of their revenue wiped out once tiktok gets banned by executive order.

[Anonymous No.23107931]

>>23107907
disappointment

[Anonymous No.23107935]

>>23107902
If PLTR hovers around 10 dollars, I would buy and hold the fuck out of it. I put 1000 dollars where my mouth is, and now I own 104 stocks at an average of 9.50.

[Anonymous No.23107940]

>>23107507
Continued from last thread:


Find a girl that:
1. is STEM educated
2. Doesn't ever ask how much you make.
3. Doesn't post on social media 10x a day.

Explanation:
1. STEM: Smart enough to solve most daily problems. Doesn't constantly require attention and micromanagement.
2. Money: Independent. She doesn't care how much you make because she doesn't need your money. My fiancé has never in our entire relationship of 6 years asked me a single question about my finances. Not even how much I make. Of course I have told her because what insane person wouldn't going into a marriage, but she has never asked.
3. Little social media: Confident, does not require the easy dopamine hits and constant validation available in abundance to her.

Here is the last few tips:
In the first few dates, disqualify her if:
1. She does not have a job or career prospects that require have a brain.
2. Asks you how much you make (STOP THE DATE IMMEDIATLY and just leave)
3. Posts a bunch on social media. Bonus points to ghost her if she ever asks why you didn't like something. (If this happens, RUN nigga)

Thanks for attending my relationship conference fags.
now back to AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA posting to stay on topic.

[Anonymous No.23107945]

Is the break even on a call/put the point where you actually profit? Why do you place a call/put at a specific price if it isn't the price you'll actually make money on?
Also, if you place a call/put and it says it expires on the 9th, does it expire at the end of the day or exactly 48 hours from the time you placed it?

[Anonymous No.23107952]

>>23107774
$10 EOW

In al seriousness I think it could slowly crawl up to $5 EOY, but I'm really hoping some adhd wsb nerds FOMO hard into it think it's the next WWR or something.
Anyways, I'd stay cautious. Get out at $2.5 in case something fucks us over.

[Anonymous No.23107958]

>>23107813
>to protect you from yourself
The left in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.23107961]

>>23107897
thank you everyone.
no more daytrading for me.

[Anonymous No.23107973]

>>23107907
Pain

[Anonymous No.23107981]

>>23107806
Think you're looking at the wrong day retard.

[Anonymous No.23107989]

>>23107907
PARTY

[Anonymous No.23107995]

>>23107945
its the point where at expiration the underlying needs to be to offset the premium you got it at. you can profit (or lose) based on volatility anytime before that.

[Anonymous No.23107998]

>>23107901
I just don't understand how someone can get married. If you're rich and you marry someone THEY become rich without deserving it. If you're the provider of a family your money is her money too and she's going to take half of it. 60% of marriages end in divorce. If you try to hide your assets you're gonna get got.

And you're going to lose so much fucking money paying for food and a larger house for a family, clothes, college. Your life is over as soon as you get married and/or get someone pregnant

[Anonymous No.23108000]

>>23107909
what would you've said if I lost money

[Anonymous No.23108016]

>>23107907
He wants a word.

[Anonymous No.23108022]

>>23107940
>1. STEM: Smart enough to solve most daily problems.
Wrong. I am the man of the house. I do the fixing. I'd much rather have an art hoe gf because you can coerce them into painting and crafting their own interior decorations instead of spending ridiculous amounts at stores.
>2. Money: Independent. She doesn't care how much you make because she doesn't need your money.
Also wrong. I am the man of the house. I manage the finances. No exceptions.

Your third point is correct though, disconnect her from social media unless she uses it to keep in touch with her friends and family. Posting on reddit though? Nope. /adv/ or /r9k/? God no, I'd block 4chan on the router if I knew about that.

[Anonymous No.23108026]

>>23107940
Let me simplify that for you.

Find a girl that:
1. ugly
2. fat

[Anonymous No.23108029]

>>23107794
Q3 still going to be shit coinflip and that's why short sellers haven't started covering yet. It only covers August to October
maybe it won't be as bad as Q2 if they used up their remaining share buybacks by then, or if they at least have good guidance for Q4
remember this is the same company that managed to do absolutely horrible despite corona fueling a gaming boon. Cohen hype and a potential pivot are still the main hopes

my plan is to definitely trim my position before Q3 if we don't get any other news by then

[Anonymous No.23108032]

I have $15.51 to spend left in my buying power what should I buy before market close?

[Anonymous No.23108044]

>>23107907
>He bought?

[Anonymous No.23108051]

>>23108026
Based

[Anonymous No.23108057]

oh fuck lol, G ME just dipped back down to 9.3

[Anonymous No.23108058]

>>23107940
Your advice is to get a girlfriend more interested in a career than making babies?

I guess this is a good plan if your goal is to be a genetic dead end.

[Anonymous No.23108059]

So is it going to rocket downwards after hours, or pump in the morning and then rocket downwards? I'm leaning towards "pump in the morning", holding for now.

[Anonymous No.23108064]

>>23107805
I’ve been waiting for a dip that never comes.

[Anonymous No.23108072]

>>23108032
A book

[Anonymous No.23108083]

>>23107940
>is STEM educated
Lol

[Anonymous No.23108091]

>>23108029
Do you know when the exact date for Q3 is?

[Anonymous No.23108092]

>>23108064
Then sell puts.

[Anonymous No.23108093]

>>23107940
>Find a girl that is STEM educated
STEM is 80:20 male:female

[Anonymous No.23108095]

I still hate Trump.
My stock barely recovered from yesterday's loss. That mother fucker.

[Anonymous No.23108096]

alright boys, I have $3 to invest in Robinhood.

What do I get?

[Anonymous No.23108101]

>>23108057
It's not even sitting at a real resistance. It'll probably fall further toward 9.1

[Anonymous No.23108104]

>>23108029
when will these fucks release a q3 report?

[Anonymous No.23108107]

>>23108026
This
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life
Don't ask a pretty girl to be your wife
In my personal point of view
Get an ugly girl to marry you
Preferably one with big tits

[Anonymous No.23108109]

BORR is mooning!!!
BORR
BORR

[Anonymous No.23108113]

>>23107961
wrong. day trade exclusively.

[Anonymous No.23108119]

>>23108057
Shorting shenanigans

[Anonymous No.23108121]

Hey guys, remember that dip yesterday?
Remember I told you to buy TQQQ calls?
Do you remember that?
I do.

[Anonymous No.23108122]

is there a word for economic despair?

[Anonymous No.23108128]

>>23107907
>Bogdanoff, he did it.

[Anonymous No.23108131]

>>23108059
Green. The market was pretty determined to revisit the 2020 highs after the softbank blowoff. Trump getting corona chan then escalation of shitposting about the stimulus were minor potholes on the road to glory.

[Anonymous No.23108133]

>>23108096
AXAS

[Anonymous No.23108137]

>>23108096
A single can of BANGS

[Anonymous No.23108139]

Big gains for Big Lots!

[Anonymous No.23108141]

OOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.23108142]

>>23108026
>almost posted a picture just to prove internet fags wrong
almost got me you fuckin jew

[Anonymous No.23108143]

>>23108122
The slow rise of national socialism

[Anonymous No.23108149]

>>23107794
>>23107794
Preorders already went out like a week or two ago. They won't get any in stock because no one buys consoles from gamestop. $2 eoy.. Enjoy your memes though

[Anonymous No.23108151]

should i invest 10k in lemonade?

[Anonymous No.23108155]

>>23107907

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.23108163]

>>23108032
Get like 1 boeing for $10 and a few NAKs.

[Anonymous No.23108165]

>>23108122
CREG

[Anonymous No.23108174]

>>23108122
>>23108143
More than one word but my point is still the same.

[Anonymous No.23108175]

>>23108149
Dude what the actual fuck are you talking about?

[Anonymous No.23108180]

>>23108143
How does national socialism solve the housing crisis and rampant inflation?

[Anonymous No.23108184]

>>23108091
yahoo says dec 8, i dont really care enough to verify it from their site at this point, definitely december though

[Anonymous No.23108186]

>>23107931
>>23107973
>>23107989
>>23108016
>>23108044
>>23108128
kek
i expect 70% profit EOY minimum

> t. crypto fag

[Anonymous No.23108189]

aaaaaand the AH doomp begins

[Anonymous No.23108199]

>>23108165

[Anonymous No.23108205]

>>23108184
If GME isn't taking off by December I'm already out of it.

[Anonymous No.23108210]

>>23108058
Nope, my fiancé and I both want 2 kids. Why would her not being useless discredit her ability to make me children? Find a woman with some depth. Its obivously possible to have a job and kids? My parents and her parents both did?

Oh shit, are you guys all just bitter children of divorce?

[Anonymous No.23108212]

oh my

[Anonymous No.23108221]

>>23108026
I don't know about ugly, but fat? Lemme tell ya something,

If you've got the skill to get a fat girl fit, you will be rewarded MANY times over. It is akin to buying a shitty penny stock only for it to moon into a 10 bagger. Most fat girls really do turn decent IF they get back into shape.

Of course, this takes some skill as a man to guide her. You WILL be bagholding for a few years.

[Anonymous No.23108224]

>>23108210
>>Oh shit, are you guys all just bitter children of divorce?
delete

[Anonymous No.23108225]

>>23108210
>are you guys all
You have to go back

[Anonymous No.23108230]

>>23108180
housing is highly prices only in big cities, everywhere else it super cheap. if you wanna live in center of bigly city then prepare to pay for it. if people do remote work then you'll have prices even out to some degree

[Anonymous No.23108236]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up 2.98%, we're bbbback! Sry for not posting dings yesterday, very busy week for me, I may not post them on Friday either. Interesting open drive upwards but not trading higher than yesterday's intraday sesh, very pretty quad range extension if you look at futies though. Strongly believe large specs are long from bare minimum 336 and yestuhday's plunge was anomaly. Gold approaching limit order again, maybe it'll hit this time. PLTR doing pretty good too!

[Anonymous No.23108241]

>up 1.78%
I'll take it

[Anonymous No.23108246]

For real though, just buy a virgin from Vietnam for $15K.

[Anonymous No.23108254]

>>23108180
>What is the reichsmark
ngmi

[Anonymous No.23108258]

>>23108093
Focus on ST parts.
Engineering and Math are all dudes. Look into things like biology and chemistry heavy majors to have that sway in favor of women vs men.

[Anonymous No.23108259]

>>23108236
BIG ENERGY TODAY

[Anonymous No.23108263]

>>23108230

remote work = career stagnation

[Anonymous No.23108265]

>>23107741
Is this bullish?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.23108269]

Well I have all my hedging money tied into VXX. I'm either going to lose money or I'm going to lose money, but there's going to be money in my account tomorrow regardless of how fucked up shit gets overnight.....

[Anonymous No.23108274]

>>23108236
comfy day

[Anonymous No.23108275]

>>23108236
Up 1.64%

[Anonymous No.23108283]

>>23108058
This. After I make it I’m heading to Utah and getting a harem or Mormon girls to give me like 30 kids.

[Anonymous No.23108284]

>>23108143
>>23108254
Based

[Anonymous No.23108285]

>>23108263
I wouldn't be here if I wanted a long career

[Anonymous No.23108289]

>>23108221
>its all about the journey not finishing line

[Anonymous No.23108291]

LOL, CNBC trying to make sense of daily market even though they know it's senseless but it's their job so they have to bullshit on.

[Anonymous No.23108300]

>>23108210
>both want 2 kids
Baited you son. You're a childless dead-end with a careerist shirk "Kids - Want someday" wife.

Hint: Someday means never.

[Anonymous No.23108302]

BORR moon mission. Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.23108306]

>>23108236
up 2.27%
not bad right?

[Anonymous No.23108311]

>>23108236
-0.24%
ZSAN destroyed my gains. Still up this week and the loss wasn't as bad as I was expecting but I don't like seeing any red in my green pastures.

[Anonymous No.23108316]

>>23108285
I don't mean long career, I mean you'll be passed on promotions and raises.

I'll be back to the office in November.

[Anonymous No.23108319]

Just loaded up my PLTR bag at 10.01 bros

[Anonymous No.23108320]

>>23108122
Communism

[Anonymous No.23108322]

>>23108236
Up 28% today, and I got in a good nap. It's gonna be a great night.

[Anonymous No.23108332]

>>23108236
I still haven't fully recovered my 3% gains after the "coof" incident. But at least I ended on green ding bro.

[Anonymous No.23108339]

>>23108236
Splendid. Up about 4%. I bought in to yesterday really hard.

[Anonymous No.23108345]

>>23108180
By eliminating the outdated debt model of banking and generally being authoritarian in regards to housing.

[Anonymous No.23108353]

Where's all the NAK boys at td? ROD is imminent, we're all gonna make it!

[Anonymous No.23108356]

>Have about 20k saved up
>Finally decided to invest in some stocks and index funds
>Realize that its almost time for a new president to get elected
>Bunch of people are gonna lose their jobs soon, people are gonna get kicked out of their homes, and a bunch of business and people are gonna go belly-up
>US gov probably gonna do another pooomp when shit goes down
And now I just wait, but this wait feels mighty long

[Anonymous No.23108358]

>>23108236
Pretty comfy +1.89%! Recovered from Donald Trump mudering my portfolio yesterday. Really glad I bought Palantir at the bottom yesterday. Pls don't kill me tonight VP candidates.

[Anonymous No.23108361]

>>23108149
>$2
Quite literally impossible

[Anonymous No.23108366]

Black girl just told me that she's sorry that indian dudes have never been in style fuck you stupid nigger whore i just want to cum inside your lightskin pussy and leave
Anyways CREG anons looks like we're a sinking ship

[Anonymous No.23108370]

>>23108236
+1.24% Just another day in the halloween rally

[Anonymous No.23108387]

>>23108356
DCA

[Anonymous No.23108391]

>>23108210
>Oh shit, are you guys all just bitter children of divorce?
There hasn't been a divorce in my family since we started tracking our lineage in the 1400s.
Plenty of drunks but no divorces.

[Anonymous No.23108396]

>>23108236
Up 2.8%! Most importantly, LEAPs are looking solid, back on track for big gains over the next year or so.

It's days like these that make me think I'm going to make it.

[Anonymous No.23108403]

>>23108366
>Indian anons are desperate day traders.
Not surprised by this.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.23108417]

>>23108403
Wait you don't have to wear masks in first class?

[Anonymous No.23108427]

>>23108358
You should be all cash. The market is so unpredictable because of political bullshit that it's almost predictable. If that makes sense.

[Anonymous No.23108430]

>>23108180
lots of previously jewish owned properties become available for occupancy

[Anonymous No.23108431]

>3 police cruisers and an ambulance outside my apartment building
I think someone died.

[Anonymous No.23108436]

>>23108366
>Indian is a desperate beta
Just another day

[Anonymous No.23108437]

honestly thinking about quitting at this point, bros. TA doesn't work and im too afraid to long term invest because the stock market is completely disconnected from the underlying fundamentals so FA doesn't work either and im afraid of being in whenever it crashes next. feels fucking bad, man. if it's all just gambling then i might as well just work on my career instead, since im just as likely to lose money than make money in the market.

luckily im still up a couple of grand this year because of the AAPL/TSLA split stuff, and i've been only betting small amounts trying to day trade so far, but it gets frustrating when you have perfectly good setups that just turn around on you for no fucking reason, it feels hopeless. figure i might as well quit while im ahead, i'd love to do this shit all the time if it actually involved skill but if it's purely rolling the dice, i don't see how anyone makes money unless they're cheating (insider trading shit or like bill ackman FUD'ing on live television and making billions off of his short).

[Anonymous No.23108447]

>>23108230
>housing is highly prices only in big cities
I mean in Canada all the areas near major cities are basically unaffordable for a huge segment of the population. And by 'near' I mean like 30-60mins away. I make over 6 figures and the townhomes near me are like 800k ... and I'm nowhere near 'downtown'.

Natsoc doesn't solve this unless it somehow:
>immediately bans foreign ownership of property
>drops immigration levels down to unsutainable levels
>basically forces developers to build large amounts of housing (who will pay for the land?)

Natsoc can't fix the problem. Only fix is to dump housing cost by raising interest rates substantially. But no government would do that.

[Anonymous No.23108449]

>>23108417
I assume that picture is from the before time.

[Anonymous No.23108460]

REEEEEEEE I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MARKET! I JUST WANT TO GET RICH AND FUCK OFF BUT MOST OF THE STOCK MOVES I MAKE FAIL ME.

*sighs* my rage is spilling out into the real world. I hate the stock market. At least if I was rich I'd fuck off with my gains. Yet it looks like I'm stuck wagecucking. I'm miserable. Can't make a move without high probability of it going against me. This is just enraging and depressing now. DON'T SHILL ME YOUR PICKS I KNOW A DECENT CHUNK OF YOU HAVE ULTERIOR MOTIVES!!!

[Anonymous No.23108476]

Just made this

[Anonymous No.23108486]

>>23108431
Do you live in a low income commie block?

[Anonymous No.23108488]

>>23108320
Looks like the line up to put a no-conditions downpayment on a $1M new build in shitty Toronto neighborhood. Except all those people are white I guess :)

How can I profit economically over this situation without enough for a downpayment on a beeg house? Are there any non-commercial (ie housing only) REITs or something in Canada

[Anonymous No.23108505]

>>23107794
GameStop is like blockbuster, and British pubs, all a slow painful death then suddenly gone

[Anonymous No.23108506]

>>23108366
black girls are the easiest.

[Anonymous No.23108515]

>>23108447
Americans will never understand. They go an hour away and can find homes for $200,000 max. I'm by Toronto so even 2 hours away houses are still close to a million in some places. Thought about moving to St. John's though

[Anonymous No.23108523]

>>23108476
Very nice!

[Anonymous No.23108528]

>>23108236
Up another half a percent today, I'm pretty happy with that considering the last 2 months have been pretty shit for me.

[Anonymous No.23108537]

>>23108387
Yup I know.
That was my plan after doing an initial invest of about half of my money (10k)
And then bleed between 500-1000 into it once a month
If it was any other time and any other year, I probably wouldn't be waiting

[Anonymous No.23108539]

>>23108437
Well seems like I'm not the only one ready to quit. Albeit I'm nearly ready to just gamble it all in one go. I walk with 6 figures by eom or I cut my 5 figure position by 1/4.

[Anonymous No.23108540]

>>23108476
edit the PM Silverchads in the sky

[Anonymous No.23108547]

>>23108447
>unaffordable for a huge segment of the population
so who is buying them all? Who is bidding up/propping up the RE market. People have been saying this for the past for years

[Anonymous No.23108549]

>>23108488
Nothing escapes deflation. Deflation is inevitable. Deflation is the end. Deflation is your mercy

[Anonymous No.23108550]

>>23108476
Good job anon! Pajeets are very accurate

[Anonymous No.23108551]

>>23108460
fren.
Hold stock, sell covered calls.
Buy LEAPs for too big to fail tech like Apple, and Microsoft. We are gonna make it fren.

If you are hurting for cash deff don't listen to P&D shills here about any company less stable than Visa, Costco, Apple and Microsoft.

[Anonymous No.23108554]

>>23108151
I've seen LMND being shilled a bunch on Motley Fool, including an article in which they suggest investing in it over AAPL. Might invest in it after the election.

[Anonymous No.23108556]

Herewegooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.23108559]

>>23108540
The what? show me and I'll add them. I want to make the next Sticky image and I wanna perfect this.

[Anonymous No.23108562]

Another Police cruiser pulled up so that makes 4. They wheeled out some guy on a gurney but he was still alive and looked fine. 4 cops for that? Thinking must be a suicide attempt or something.

[Anonymous No.23108566]

>>23108427
But anon, if I sold my positions, I'd have to pay taxes. And I'm not giving the rat bastard piece of shit useless incompetent bloated beyond belief kike infested piece of shit federal government one single fucking cent unless I absolutely have to.

[Anonymous No.23108568]

Just buy and hold APPL for a decade and you'll be millionaires

[Anonymous No.23108576]

>>23108370
>I didn't trust TR after last years incident
oops
>>23108358
I'ma try n stream the VP debates, despite being close enough that I could walk over and watch them in person

[Anonymous No.23108579]

>>23108506
>>23108403
>>23108436
Fuck off she’s complimented my personality AND my penis

[Anonymous No.23108586]

so, will stocks continue to trade like shitcoins forever now due to commission free trading being a thing now?

[Anonymous No.23108598]

>>23108319
>>23108236
Good man. I wouldn't touch them for at least a year. I know you guys can't hold me to any word on an anonymous chatboard, but I firmly believe that Palantir might go 2X within one year, and 5X within 10 years minimum.

Everyone is worried about investing in them because of their earnings reports and their lack of turning a profit, but remember how far Tesla has come, and that Tesla didnt turn a profit until the last few years or so (and Tesla is a fucking giant right now).

[Anonymous No.23108602]

>>23108476
Quality stuff

[Anonymous No.23108604]

>>23108212
uh oh

[Anonymous No.23108609]

>>23108579
what in the hell kind of name is hydea

[Anonymous No.23108611]

HYLN is so painful. I mean it was at fucking 46 before the merger. JUST DONT INNITIATE THE FUCKING MERGER THEN AND WE'LL ALL BE FINE

[Anonymous No.23108612]

>>23108236
up a nice happy 9.63% on my poorfag portfolio

[Anonymous No.23108616]

>>23108562
responders just come when they hear shit from dispatch. We had two firetrucks and an ambulance show up across the street for a quick defib and fuck off. Probably some faggot ODing.

[Anonymous No.23108618]

>>23108556
Hey, tell them to stop the moon until after December please.

[Anonymous No.23108625]

RIP Bam Margera
Who would have thought of all the jackass crew he would be the one to die of an overdose?

[Anonymous No.23108627]

>>23108579
where do you live? How desperate are that you have to send a dick pic to a stranger?

[Anonymous No.23108630]

>>23108579
>I have the absolute worst luck with men and their penis
What a gambler. She sounds like /smg/ material.

[Anonymous No.23108634]

>>23108476
based

[Anonymous No.23108636]

>>23108579
>Hydea
More like Hideous.

[Anonymous No.23108638]

>>23108523
>>23108550
>>23108602
Thanks anons. I'm making a collection

[Anonymous No.23108650]

>>23108609
Its a cultural thing i guess. anyways im really happy a black woman complimented my penis it feels nice a good switch up
>>23108627
i live in the USA. it wsnt desperation it was sexting, we met on bumble

[Anonymous No.23108655]

>>23108505
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IF I SEE THAT NAME POSTED ONE MORE TIME IM GONNA LOSE IT
IM GONNA LOSE IT
STAY BACK ALL OF YOU DONT FUCKEN CUM ANY CLOSER
GET THE FUCK AWAY
BLOCKBUSTER BLOCKBUSTER BLOCKBUSTER BLOCKBUSTER BLOCKBUSTER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
STOP POSTING IT
I CANT TAKE IT
IM
IM GONNA COOM I SWEAR TO GOD IM COOMING

[Anonymous No.23108667]

>>23108236
Up 0.99%

[Anonymous No.23108674]

it says im up .86 but thats wrong. Im down $200 from my all time high and I was at that all time high just a few days ago. I'd say its more like im down 1-2%

[Anonymous No.23108676]

>>23108579
Jesus Christ you are being played. This is literally the "You would be the perfect boyfriend" argument just more sexualized. Fucking pathetic that a retarded pajeet can't catch on

[Anonymous No.23108678]

>>23108437
>day trading to earn profit when you're just a beginner
>unwilling to buy reasonable stocks and just hold them longer than 2 seconds
>completing ignoring the clown market and not adapting to anything
>NO IT'S NOT ME IT'S THE MARKET

[Anonymous No.23108685]

How much money would you invest in pic related /smg/?

[Mongolian Silver No.23108688]

>>23107741
Another day another dollar.

[Anonymous No.23108694]

Is it time to buy HYLN yet? It's crashing pretty hard...

[Anonymous No.23108695]

>>23108650
>it was sexting
>we met on bumble
explains a lot

[Anonymous No.23108711]

>>23108618
I'll put a word in for you but no promises bud.

[Anonymous No.23108715]

AH is green as fuck. Starting to feel a little euphoric. SLOW DOWN

[Anonymous No.23108717]

>>23108694
just stay out. FUCK HYLN.

[Anonymous No.23108725]

>>23108685
Is off myself if that ever made it to market

[Anonymous No.23108727]

>>23108058
>>23108022
>t. incel high schooler
>>23107940
>t. functioning adult

[Anonymous No.23108732]

>>23108549
>Nothing escapes deflation. Deflation is inevitable. Deflation is the end. Deflation is your mercy
It hasn't gone back above 6% in over 2 decades. I want you to describe a realistic scenario in which interest rates rise

>>23108547
>rich immigrants
>rich foreigners (many Chinese who don't even live in Canada own tons of properties here and just rent them out)
>immigrants that aren't rich but live multiple families to a single household
>lots of housing is owned by developers and sits empty (see luxury apartments); its cheaper to let them sit empty than lower asking rent because of how quickly they appreciate
>dual high income earners ($1M doesn't seem impossible if you bring in $250k/yr with the wifey)

[Anonymous No.23108733]

>>23108566
That was so based, I just jizzed a little.

[Anonymous No.23108734]

>>23108694
I doubled down at 34 and then at 29.5.. catching falling knives is painful bro. I wouldnt recommend it.

[Mongolian Silver No.23108737]

>>23107935
Can the Jannies please start banning redditors who call 104 shares 104 stocks.

[Anonymous No.23108739]

>>23108694
Honestly, it's crashing so hard so fast, I feel like I dodged a bullet at this point.
Maybe I'll check back in half a year

[Anonymous No.23108749]

>>23108685
Looks gay enough that some liberal shit hole would buy it.

[Anonymous No.23108750]

>>23108625
everyone

[Anonymous No.23108754]

>>23108598
Ya PLTR is a looooong hold, I would have liked to accumulate under 9.00 (I saw ~7.50 floated as possible near-term low) but if it stays higher so be it
>>23108579
Tell her u have the worst luck with women and their pucci, see what she makes of that

[Anonymous No.23108755]

>>23108685
somebody on a motorcycle would zip through the middle of that at 150mph within a week.

[Anonymous No.23108757]

>>23108685
>Contraption designed to quickly dispose of pesky cyclists

As much as I can spare.

[Anonymous No.23108777]

>>23108476
Needs a tanker capsizing in the lava

[Anonymous No.23108778]

>>23108685
That's a literal death trap

[Anonymous No.23108780]

>>23108685
oh nonononno hahahaha wtf how is this even real

[Anonymous No.23108783]

>>23108180
Ironically explained by a rabbi.
https://www.bitchute.com/video/v9Pm76ZQPiF1/

[Anonymous No.23108791]

>>23108685
Wtf? That looks so fucking unsafe and dumb kek'd

[Anonymous No.23108792]

>>23108505
Buy GME. Pt. 100$ (not joking)

[Anonymous No.23108799]

>>23107940
God tier advice

[Anonymous No.23108803]

>>23108732
sounds like a large portion of the population. at least enough to prop up the house of cards. Especially the more Canada becomes a chinese colony through land/business ownership and immigration. Vancouver is pre predominately non white

[Anonymous No.23108809]

>>23108737
>jannies do job
That’s funny anon
The newfags missing out on BYND 10x will be enough to make them neck themselves.

[Anonymous No.23108812]

>>23108732
:)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.23108815]

>>23108685
I mean what happens when the fucking thing turns and the biker is in the middle?

[Anonymous No.23108818]

>>23108685
10 cents

[Anonymous No.23108821]

>>23108778
*Pest exterminater

[Anonymous No.23108822]

>>23108685
Why is the biker not wearing pants

[Anonymous No.23108823]

hey /smg/

make your losses back with

https://cheesierpizza.surge.sh/#/contract

the shilling on biz hasn't even begun

you guys get first chance

xoxo

[Mongolian Silver No.23108852]

>>23108476
It’s fuckjng wonderful, some baker needs to use it soon for thread pic.

[Anonymous No.23108867]

>>23108430
>Previously Jewish property suddenly becomes available
Very quickly, overnight in fact.

[Anonymous No.23108868]

>>23108823
india must be destroyed

[Anonymous No.23108877]

>>23108551
>Buy LEAPs for too big to fail tech like Apple, and Microsoft.
Explain this one. How's the strategy work?

May or may not do it as I might just do one last gamble instead of the safer moves. A calculated gamble on something I'm certain of desu.

[Anonymous No.23108878]

>>23108823
The day of the flag is coming you filthy parasite!

[Anonymous No.23108879]

all green today except for chink stocks

[Mongolian Silver No.23108881]

>>23108566
The only way to beat taxes is to make more money.

[Anonymous No.23108884]

>>23108823
oh yeah that looks like a completely legit and legal link you've posted there.

[Anonymous No.23108892]

>>23108655
i own 200 shares of GME at $10 and might lose money in the long run but this meme is still hilarious to watch.

[Anonymous No.23108896]

>>23108254
>>What is the reichsmark
Paper money that was printed massively to fund Hitler's war mania while the rest of the economy was in shambles because of out bidding.
Natinal socialism is basically communism with the illiusion of private property. Instead of everything being owned by the state everything is contolled by the state. Not much difference. I still don't understand how some faggots are still falling for the propaganda of people who are already dead for 75 years.

[Anonymous No.23108899]

>>23108783
What the fuck is this guy talking about? 5 minutes in:
>High interest rates destroyed Germany
>People had to cart in wheelbarrows full of money just to do groceries because the inflation was so high
>High interest rate
>High inflation
Uh
what

[Anonymous No.23108908]

>>23108892
Even CLF anon is better than you gmetards

[Anonymous No.23108910]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How come all hedges have totally sucked for this correction? My UVXY lost me money, and now my TLT has too.

>>23107741
This picture makes me want to coom immediately and get cozy with a cute girl too perfect to be mine. You know?

>>23108732
>describe a realistic scenario in which interest rates rise
Holy shit was this literally all about the USD? If the long end of the yield curve rises (or inverts/reverts/whatever?) That means DEflation???

>>23108879
>Singles Day is the month after Amazon Prime Day
Tiem for buy back into BABA and buy more AMZN even harder?

[Anonymous No.23108916]

sold a stonk again at the LITERAL absolute bottom
the NEXT day it fucking rips up 10% in a few days

FUCKING FUCK

at least i got out without loss

what jewish tricks are this that make me do this

ALWAYS do the opposite of what your impulse is

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[Anonymous No.23108919]

Bros she complimented my penis again holy fuck i love this she enjoyed my hindu cock

[Anonymous No.23108923]

>>23108437
>i don't see how anyone makes money
A ruthless take-profit mentality has turned things around for me.
You raise these stocks, spend a lot of time with them, but you've got to send them off to slaughter in their prime.

[Anonymous No.23108938]

>>23108879
What chink stocks are you holding?
BABA, JD, NIO are all green.

[Mongolian Silver No.23108940]

>>23108685
This will come to market, it will kill thousands of people, then one day it will a black person and they will get banned.

[Anonymous No.23108944]

>>23108919
nobody likes your curry penis jeet

[Anonymous No.23108949]

>>23108678
it doesn't matter the time frame, what matters is something actually WORKING, RELIABLY AND CONSISTENTLY. i'd be happy to trade on the daily time frame if i didn't have to worry about getting gapped on overnight for some dumb fucking reason i could never have foresaw and that no stop loss will protect me from. i'd happily DCA into some shit if it didn't mean i had to wait for years just for it to reach break even again potentially, if it ever came back.

the point is if it's all just random there's no point in bothering with it and the only ones who make it are lucky or cheating.

[Anonymous No.23108959]

>>23108919
I've bet you haven't even called her let alone met her you faggot. You sent a dick pic. That's it. That's all you are

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.23108960]

>>23108944
fat black women will eat anything, just sayin.

[Anonymous No.23108961]

>>23108908
There is nobody worse than CLF fag. I encourage you to stay mad though.

[Anonymous No.23108967]

>>23108551
are covered calls risky? i haven't traded options because they seem extra risky for a noob

[Anonymous No.23108976]

and what the FUCK is it with FUCKING NIGGERXOM

FUCK YOU YOU BULLSHIT RETARD COMPANY

ARE FUCKING DEMENTED OR SOMETHING

JUST FUCKING GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER OIL ISNT AT 20$ OR ANYTHING

RETARDED TRADERS HURR DURR MUH APPL NIGGER ME NO WANT XOM

FUCKING RETARDED BULLSHIT
IM SICK OF HOLDING THIS FAGGOT STOCK

IT SINGLE HANDEDLY MURDERS MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO WHICH HAS A LOT OF NICE STOCKS WITH GAINS IN IT

FUCK
THIS
BULLSHIT

JUST KEK MY SHIT UP

[Anonymous No.23108981]

>>23108923
im not asking for a lot, man. i just want to scalp. give me a strategy that can consistently put up a 60%+ winrate with a 1:1 risk:reward structure. i don't need to get rich overnight or get big wins i just want a consistent money stream but it's fucking impossible dude.

[Anonymous No.23108988]

>>23108967
if you're already holding stocks you're just cucking yourself by not selling covered calls it's literally the opposite of risky

[Anonymous No.23108991]

>>23108959
>>23108944
LMFAO bros im not ever trying to meet up with this freaky black chick she's just a lightskin but she's actually skinny/fit unlike 90% of black amerisharts
i want to see her pussy pics

[Anonymous No.23109005]

>>23108988
thanks
shit everything i own is expensive so most of the shares are fractional. ill look deeper into what can go wrong with these first

[Anonymous No.23109008]

>>23108991
post em for the lads if you get

[Anonymous No.23109010]

>>23108812
>>23108910
What? Why does an inverted yield curve mean deflation? Deflation is when the 50k I have in my savings account is worth more tomorrow, inflation is when its worth less.

In an inverted yield curve, long term investments (bonds) give you less than short term investments. I don't know how that ties into deflation, if anything it seems like it encourages people to spend

[Anonymous No.23109023]

>le 0,0000000001% deadly flu
>SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING
epic!
retarded cuckfaggots

[Anonymous No.23109028]

>>23108991
Open bobs
Show vagoo

[Anonymous No.23109039]

>>23108991
>pajeet trying to see bobs and vagene
Woah what a surprise

[Anonymous No.23109046]

>>23109005
only hold stocks you can afford 100 of and don't listen to any of these anime posting retards that say otherwise

[Anonymous No.23109059]

>>23109039
>>23109028
>>23109008
Okay bros i gave her the bobs and vagene ultimatum. She's honestly really fun to talk to (she's a lolbertarian and has unique political views) but i need nudes.

[Anonymous No.23109065]

>>23108919
do people seriously "chat" with girls they've never met irl?

[Anonymous No.23109074]

>>23109010
>inverted yield curve
maybe I meant steepen?
I really just don't know what it means when they're talking about the long and short ends of the yield curve. Is it just duration?
"Exchange Rates, Inflation and the Sterilization Problem: Germany, 1975-1981"

>>23108976
hue hue
i got alert saying chevron is now the biggest oil kang, did something happen?

[Anonymous No.23109075]

>>23107855
ez money

[Anonymous No.23109076]

>>23109046
I’m betting my life savings on GME because I don’t want to work for 30 years and you don’t need money if you’re dead anyways

[Anonymous No.23109077]

>>23108967
My example on why to sell covered calls lol

[Anonymous No.23109086]

>>23108967
Covered calls means that you hold the underlying stock, so you would only lose as much as the stock you are holding goes down, and, of course, you can just keep holding and waiting for it to recover.
The only downside is that a stock could moon, and your gain is limited by the value of your call. This is obviously less of a concern for most bluecaps, since they are unlikely to massively rise in value within a few weeks. But e.g. I hold FSLY which went up by almost 20% today, and you don't wanna sell covered calls for a stock like that.

[Anonymous No.23109090]

who in fedex here?

[Anonymous No.23109091]

>>23108991
lmao keep texting. dont try meeting in person to fuck. just get those pics

[Anonymous No.23109092]

>>23107940
they all care much you make lol

[Anonymous No.23109095]

>>23109059
That's the spirit. Let your natural pajeet tendencies come to the surface.

[Anonymous No.23109096]

>>23108556
Thanks for the heads up.
Bought the "dip" in AHT.

[Anonymous No.23109099]

>>23108976
I feel you, man. Just shift into making wind turbines and solar panels. Something, anything. Fuck it, they could even just start selling burgers and probably make more money.

[Anonymous No.23109112]

>>23109059
>simple as
she knows you're a racist now you fucked up

[Anonymous No.23109118]

>>23109086
So in other words, don't sell covered calls for GME?

[Anonymous No.23109146]

>>23109076
I'm young but I've got 28k in GME and 2k in NAK.
If this doesn't work out I'll dump whatever is left into Cruiselines and walk away for 2 years before checking my account again.

[Anonymous No.23109151]

>>23109086
wrong, today is exactly when you sell a covered call on that
>t. veteran horsechad

[Anonymous No.23109160]

>>23109077
that's nice man but knowing me i'd fuck up and just end up bag holding

[Anonymous No.23109172]

>>23109146
>walk away for 2 years before checking my account again.
lol you know damn well after about 2 days you'd be checking it again every 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.23109176]

Has anyone here thought about investing like they don't fall somewhere on the autism spectrum?

[Anonymous No.23109186]

>>23109172
SHUT UP ANON
SHUT UP IM NOT ADDICTED YOU'RE ADDICTED
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCK

[Anonymous No.23109187]

>>23109176
Check your web address and think about what you just asked anon...

[Anonymous No.23109190]

Absolutely zero volume AH for GME today. What does that mean

[Anonymous No.23109195]

>>23109176
there is an inverse relationship between being a normie and stock market gainz fren

[Anonymous No.23109202]

What stocks should you buy / long in anticipation of Trump's reelection? As a Europoor my domestic stocks suck ass (plus I have to pay outrageous commissions and taxes for each purchase so I have to be very selective) and I feel like I'm too late for the tech rally - but I'm fairly confident Trump will win so which US stocks / sectors are likely to benefit most?
Prison REITs?
Defense?
Steel, Oil and Automakers?
Or something else?

[Anonymous No.23109216]

>>23109146
cruise stocks are shit though. they have been taking on debt and selling shares. tards only look at the past price lmao.

[Anonymous No.23109217]

>>23109190
Mexican standoff between bulls and bears.
Don't let them smell your fear. Bears can smell that shit.

[Anonymous No.23109224]

>>23109065
People used to do it all the time in the 90's and early 00's
Was pretty gay, I'm a 13/F/CA btw bb wanna cyber?

[Anonymous No.23109226]

>>23109202
Stonks gonna go up regardless

Only way stonks go down is if Kamala is president and orders all wall street bankers to be subject to cock and ball torture until death

[Anonymous No.23109228]

>>23108899
>>High interest rate
>>High inflation
Yes, that's how it works.
Why would you lend your money to 5% pa when inflation is 20%? You of course lend it to 25%.
If you can't lend it to that you just buy commodities.

[Anonymous No.23109239]

Yeah for me its chinkbot chinese recycling stocks that i buy in one of the rare weeks the chinese have an entire 5 day long holiday
Fuck you CREG

[Anonymous No.23109238]

>>23109176
im on the spectrum and i bought nem

[Anonymous No.23109241]

>>23109216
If Cruisestocks go back to half of what they were pre-Covid you'll double what you put in.
Its the ultimate "I give up" on investing stock right now.

[Anonymous No.23109243]

>>23109202
if you dont buy fb msft goog v you hate gains

[Anonymous No.23109268]

>>23109243
Imagine unironically thinking this

[Anonymous No.23109278]

>>23109216
it won't matter, the only thing holding the share price back is demand. if the boomer boats start floating and boomers prove that they are willing to float on them the run is on

[Anonymous No.23109280]

>>23109228
This is so confusing. Low interest rates also clearly cause inflation because if your money can't earn interest collecting dust in a bank account it means you have to spend it. So what the fuck causes deflation?

[Anonymous No.23109295]

Is this bullish?

[Anonymous No.23109299]

>>23109202
NAK for Trump reelection

[Anonymous No.23109318]

>>23109295
All he needs to do is come out and say:
"Do you hear me Nancy, you lil bitch"

[Anonymous No.23109320]

>>23109202
O I L

[Anonymous No.23109323]

>>23108809
redpill me on bynd pnd. one of the guys at work shilled it but hes also a tsla baggie so i didnt pay attention

[Anonymous No.23109333]

>>23109278
it's over bruh, (((they))) got the boomers good and skeered

[Anonymous No.23109337]

>>23109243
Only buy GOOG if they get broken up.

[Anonymous No.23109338]

>>23109268
imagine your networth only being 30k

my car is worth more than you

poorfag

[Anonymous No.23109356]

>>23109023
I wouldn't be as mad about this if it weren't for my formerly comfy part-time jobber buying in to the lie whole cloth. They seem very eager to shut the whole thing down again at the slightest provocation.

[Anonymous No.23109359]

>>23109333
people scared of virus and drunk white trash on a cruise ship are not the same group of people though

[Anonymous No.23109364]

>>23109338
>posts in /smg/
>brags about having a depreciating asset

sounds about right

[Anonymous No.23109369]

>>23109338
I'm a young college student fuckboy.
I'll turn that 30k into half a million soon enough.

[Anonymous No.23109378]

>>23109280
>Low interest rates also clearly cause inflation because if your money can't earn interest collecting dust in a bank account it means you have to spend it
Not quite. The reason why interest is so low is because no one is afraid of inflation. In some cases your money becomes even more valuable over time.
>So what the fuck causes deflation?
High debt I guess.
>This is so confusing
Yeah, I'm not claiming to understand it either.
Check out Jeff Snider and Steven van Metre.
They are on to something.

[Anonymous No.23109381]

>>23109359
I fucking love cruises

Best place to get absolutely ripped and have no responsibilities

[Anonymous No.23109384]

>>23109059
BASED

[Anonymous No.23109388]

Inverse Head and Shoulders on Futures, AMD has two events this month then earnings shortly after. Intel just revealed their new Rocket Lake chip. Intel has been getting butt fucked by AMD viciously for a while now. 200% gains incoming, the thing is, if you didn’t buy last week you’re too late. But if you want an easy 75%, AMD $90c 10/9 tomorrow at open. AMD is hitting $100+ before the end of October.

[Anonymous No.23109392]

>>23109278
well they arent even allowed to sail yet

every day they lose more money, take on more debt, etc.

its an ok bet but not the easy money people think it is

[Anonymous No.23109393]

>>23109338
Imagine painting a target on your back for murder hobos by driving a nice car.

[Anonymous No.23109401]

>>23109381
For me it’s putting whiskey in my wine bottles that I sneak into the Long Beach port for carnival cruise

[Anonymous No.23109402]

>>23109202
PLTR
If the military gets another boost in its budget PLTR is a safe 5x.

[Anonymous No.23109404]

>>23108685
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNixDlRoMvA&list=PLwefNDQdD3udpEYILVTv0bsUUS2fw6EFE&index=3&t=0s

[Anonymous No.23109416]

>>23109364
i take it you dont even have a car?

[Anonymous No.23109430]

>>23109381
why are there so many unsolved deaths on cruise ships?

[Anonymous No.23109432]

>>23109392
they are allowed to sail in 3 weeks tho

[Anonymous No.23109434]

>>23109416
I do. I just don't use it to compensate for my dick size because I don't have to

[Anonymous No.23109442]

>>23109402
All but guaranteed if Trump wins.

[Anonymous No.23109443]

>>23109295
no this is obvious damage control

[Anonymous No.23109448]

>>23109430
>suicides
>murders
>accidental deaths
>old boomers that just happen to die while they are on a cruise

[Anonymous No.23109455]

>>23109074
>>23109099
thanks for caring

[Anonymous No.23109456]

>>23109451
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>>23109451
hi
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[Anonymous No.23109462]

>>23109295
>Is this bullish?
I guess you didn't look at the market today.

[Anonymous No.23109476]

>>23109369
im pretty sure you can make 30k working at mcdonalds

good luck

[Anonymous No.23109499]

>>23109434
muh dick

[Anonymous No.23109520]

>>23109388
could i ask for some advice? i have 500 dollars that im willing to invest in AMD should i go in now and sell tomorrow at after hours or hold till october

[Anonymous No.23109531]

I bought calls on AMD and puts on INTC. I guess we’ll see if Zen 3 and Big Navi are enough to move the prices of both companies.

[Anonymous No.23109617]

>>23108476
thanks, saved

[Anonymous No.23109630]

>>23108877
Buy DEEP in the money call options for big tech with an expiration date as far out as you can afford. You are essentially getting the benefit of the gains from 100 shares once it moves past your break even.

I need apple to be worth $130 by 2023. Anything after that is pure profit. considering AAPL was $130 a month ago, I am pretty confident, no extremely confident that this will end in a profit for me. It is also possible to take a profit before hand (as the call will have extrinsic value - value related to the time remaining, ie: short time frame options, weeklys dont have much time for the stock to move so they are not worth very much, but in 2 years? A company can do almost anything in two years)

>>23108967
If you are getting into options, Calls are the only thing you want to touch. There are puts and combinations of puts and calls and spreads and blah blah blah. Only work with call options.

Buying a Call: Right to buy 100 shares at the strike price, any time during the contract, its up to you. You pay for this right.

Selling a Call: Agreement to sell someone else 100 shares at any point during the contract at the strike price if they want. They pay you for this right.

[Anonymous No.23109673]

>>23109160
You should only own stocks that you WANT to bag hold to begin with. Thats the point of stocks. Don't let /smg/ and r/wallstreetbets tell you any different.

HOLD (and sell covered calls just above the value you think it might hit, so you never have to sell) growth stocks when you want to make money.

HOLD diversified portfolio when you want to KEEP your money.

SELL everything when you are done in the market or a company enrons.

[Anonymous No.23109704]

>>23109338
dont bully bro
like why even?

[Anonymous No.23109866]

>>23108792
Why? GME is shit

[Anonymous No.23109913]

>>23109866
No, it's not. It will got to 100$.
It's a long story though and a very long DD.
Long story short: Buy GME.

[Anonymous No.23110127]

>>23109160
>Bagholding
> Selling covered calls
You might be retarded.

[Anonymous No.23110169]

>>23110127
well if the stock tanks 10% and the anon wants to get out of the position he will end up bagholding.

[Anonymous No.23110266]

>>23110169
>Oh no ten percent!
He shouldn't be selling covereds on things he doesn't own/want to own anyway, especially if he can't gauge an upper and lower bound the stock will move in whatever time frame he's selling.

[Anonymous No.23110285]

>>23108096
3 shares of NAK wait 5 years and pick up the latest PlayStation.

[Anonymous No.23110556]

>>23108353
I'm here bro, we are going to make it fellow NAKer. I've got my 10k shares and im not letting go of my bags until they hit paydirt.

[Anonymous No.23110596]

>>23108559
>>>/biz/pmg Precious Metals General, stacking physical silver and gold, the only true forms of money.