/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.23099420]

Ah, another day working from home doing absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.23099427]

>>23099420
all of you fags will get fired

[Anonymous No.23099436]

>>23099427
Literally just had two interviews this morning for other jobs because I'm in high demand. Stay in your cage, slave

[Anonymous No.23099579]

>>23099436
Holy based

[Anonymous No.23099627]

>>23099420

I only leave the house to get food and to fuck my chubby asian girlfriend.

[Anonymous No.23099662]

>>23099627
>tfw chubby white girlfriend who let's me live with her and we fuck while both working from home

[Anonymous No.23099676]

>>23099420
Oh based same

[Anonymous No.23099761]

>>23099676
>>23099627
Cheers gents

[Anonymous No.23100083]

bump

[Anonymous No.23100319]

>>23099420
Based, are you the same anon posting this every morning? It makes the neets and wagies seethe like nothing else.
t. wfh doing absolutely nothing

[Anonymous No.23100385]

>>23100319
Yeah it's always me mate

[Anonymous No.23100390]

Fuck jannies
fuck trainnies
fuck niggers
Buy Link

[Anonymous No.23100915]

I’m at the point where I’m unironically doing nothing and I’m tempted to see how far I can go. It’s too fucking comfy bros.

[Anonymous No.23100929]

>>23100915
I am a little nervous honestly; It seems like everyone else is doing nothing as well, but I i might be flying too close to the sun here.

[Anonymous No.23100942]

if it crashes we'll cash in big time boys

[Anonymous No.23100954]

>>23100929
kek that’s the hilarious part. Pretty sure I’m not alone and everyone is playing the same game. Standups have pretty vague updates and people are stuck on the same cards for a long time, no one gives a shit.

[Anonymous No.23100974]

>>23099420
Trade Chad here. Hit a new bench PR this morning before work, stay weak, frail and pathetic for spamming

[Anonymous No.23100981]

>>23099420
>working from home
>working
I wish you happy wasting your life instead of doing something you love, high class waggie.

[Anonymous No.23100996]

>>23100929
Yeah literally no one is doing anything

[Anonymous No.23101016]

>>23100974
Post body

>>23100981
Seethe harder you fucking neet

[Anonymous No.23101021]

>called in sick
>get 2 weeks off

The greatest timeline

[Anonymous No.23101042]

>>23099420
based and samepilled

[Anonymous No.23101068]

>>23099420
Another day working from home 9 to 6 but actually drinking beer and masturbating all day,what a time to be alive

[Anonymous No.23101073]

larp thread

[Anonymous No.23101124]

>Work at 8
>wake up at 8:02 , roll out of bed, log onto work pc
>Type in work group chat "G'morning".
>Open a ticket
>Go piss/make coffee/brush teeth/let my birds out of their cage and give them a smooch/scratch and a snack.
>Finish ticket when I get back
>Sort through emails
>Knock out easy tickets
>Spend 10-12 playing Spelunky 2/Rimworld
>Lunch at 12-1, ignore calls and emails. Cook a hearty breakfast and go for a walk/workout.
>Come back at 1, do some work
>3-5, same as the 10-12 routine
>"Wow anon, you're so productive"

[Anonymous No.23101151]

>>23101073
cope post

[Anonymous No.23101167]

>>23099420
>>23099436
>>23099627
>>23099761
>>23100390
Holy fuck you guys are based as fuck. I'm a wagie and my boss is getting mad I'm not making good progress. How do I get a software dev job where I can sit on my ass all day?

[Anonymous No.23101168]

>>23101124
Pretty much same kek

[Anonymous No.23101174]

>>23100974
What makes you think I am not lifting on lunch break? I have all the time I need now to use my personal gym.

[Anonymous No.23101225]

>>23101073
It's really not larp mate

>>23101167
I'll say what I said in the last thread. Get a job in tech, work really hard for maybe the first 6 months, earn everybody's trust.
Then do whatever the fuck you want amd work 1-2 hrs a day

[Anonymous No.23101251]

>>23101073
You know what's funny? I am actually being praised for my hard work. Just goes to show that management is fucking useless and that we live in a clown world where tons of positions are not needed in boomer businesses

[Anonymous No.23101305]

>>23101167
I'm learning a platform they want us to build an app on today and will be for atleast a week. I didn't feel like it so i've been playing csgo and watching movies. I thinking "office space" later?

[Anonymous No.23101332]

it's not a clown world, it's just fucking garbage

[Anonymous No.23101333]

>2 hours of "work" every 6 weeks

[Anonymous No.23101341]

>>23101332
It really is. Just make the most of it and enjoy it

[Anonymous No.23101360]

>>23101174
Shut the fuck up wage cuck

[Anonymous No.23101378]

>>23101251
What are your job “responsibilities” anon? I’m in civil engineering and while current situation is comfy I just wish I was making more money. Thinking about trying to switch to tech but not sure where to start.

[Anonymous No.23101387]

>>23101225
>I'll say what I said in the last thread. Get a job in tech, work really hard for maybe the first 6 months, earn everybody's trust.
>Then do whatever the fuck you want amd work 1-2 hrs a day
i did exactly that but the pay sucks so im being paid for looking for another job

[Anonymous No.23101417]

>>23101016
I am not a neet, lol, I am working by scrolling 4chan on my work at father's business.

[Anonymous No.23101453]

>>23101073
They're really not, US Corporate bloat has gotten so bad that with everyone home they really have no way to check what you are doing.

[Anonymous No.23101469]

>>23101360
Why are you so mad? Is it because I basically am living like a NEET right now with 3000k every month?

[Anonymous No.23101537]

>>23101378
Just spend your day improving your skillset and applying for other jobs

[Anonymous No.23101580]

>>23101469
>3000k

[Anonymous No.23101622]

>>23099427
Not really, working hard is a meme

[Anonymous No.23101663]

>>23101580
that's hilariously true, back in the runescape days indians used to hook up and pay for "rs gf"

2006 days lmao

[Anonymous No.23101755]

>>23099427
>all of you fags will get fired

[Anonymous No.23101759]

>>23101378

Get a helpdesk job, do a year
Move onto a jr. admin job
Get certs
Move onto a reg admin job
Get more certs
Move onto a senior admin job
Get more certs/kiss asses/network
Become CTO


There's your roadmap. Now pick either general IT, networking/server administration, database, security, and go.

[Anonymous No.23101785]

>>23099420
Does receiving passive income while leisurely checking your crypto investments daily count as working? I'm in this situation

[Anonymous No.23101850]

>>23101785
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.23101881]

>>23099420
Hello again friend.
Same for me today.
I was sure to call 5 different ppl from the office today and ask about work-related bullshit so they just know I'm "working from home" kek.

[Anonymous No.23101921]

>>23099427
wagie flip my burger already! I wanted it rare you pathetic coping slave

[Anonymous No.23102018]

>>23099420
Morning bros of Based Inc., another glorious day doing jack shit.

So far I’ve just responded to emails and chatted with an actually cool colleague. I have a bit of work actual work todo but should only take an hour or so. I think I’ll take the rest of the morning off and get to it in the afternoon.

[Anonymous No.23102056]

Boss just asked me if i wanted to work from home to keep the amount of people in the office less populated. Im ganna say hell ya

[Anonymous No.23102069]

>>23099420
what job should i get so i can work at home

[Anonymous No.23102077]

>>23102056
welcome to the club bro

[Anonymous No.23102218]

>>23099420
>promoted at home.
>now I work on two areas of the company independent from each other.
>when I'm not working on one I can say that I'm working on the other
cheers lads.

[Anonymous No.23102440]

>>23102218
maximum comfyness

[Anonymous No.23102687]

>>23102218
Very based

[Anonymous No.23102734]

>be me
> work in the crypto industry
>good healthcare, great benefits and get to wage from home
> sold link at top this year and sitting comfy in tether
> barely doing shit during the day
>savings generating interest on cefi platform

Doesn’t get better for a wagie

[Anonymous No.23102870]

>>23102069
Software dev

>>23102018
>>23102056
Cheers brothers

[Anonymous No.23103048]

>>23102870
what language should I learn anon

[Anonymous No.23103084]

>>23103048
Can't go wrong with Javascript and/or Python

[Anonymous No.23103166]

>>23103084
let's say I get good at this, how do I get hired without a degree and with a 8 year neet hole in my resume

[Anonymous No.23103221]

>>23103166
8 year neet gap is tough, you will obviously have to lie. You could make up a sickness or something, or that you had to care for a family member.
I'd never do that personally because I'm a bit superstitious when it comes to that stuff, but its one idea

[Anonymous No.23103299]

>>23103221
thanks anon, what are you other interests

[Anonymous No.23103383]

Sales bros check in

[Anonymous No.23103500]

>>23101124
Kek the same here, but my dick is raw from fucking my gf. Any tips bros? I need some killer lotion or something.

[Anonymous No.23103540]

>>23103299
I like reading books and working out. Currently reading 12 rules for life. Training at home due to corona

[Anonymous No.23103555]

>>23103500
Aloe Vera unironically