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So basically I trade futures for a living, I think LINK will hit 200$, here's my track record
>September 9 2020 i told anons FUD is buy signal
>LINK is minus 30% from that day today

So basically i blew out my futures account, im broke as fuck, and i hold my 542 LINK make it stack.

LINK will hit 200$ on January for sure. I trade futures for a living , after i blew my account that living means sucking dick behind TacoBell drive-in, but hey, living a dream of a wolf of wall street.

Live alone, die alone, earn bank alone.

So AMA about markets, redrawing parabola lines, and how to disinfect mouth and anus after unprotected sex for a combo meal.

Remember anons, fake it till you make it.
Eagles fly alone.
I aint gay but its 5$ goddamit

>> No.23032512

Best case and worst case by Jan 2021?

>> No.23032530

>>23032512
my mouth herpes is gone and i can afford Honda Civic with my stack so i can finally wake up not covered in piss and/or hobos

>> No.23032546

>>23032512
Worst case sure is that all Linkies are going the way of OP

>> No.23032548

>>23032493
>You work at Taco Bell?

>> No.23032569

Op is a nice person.

>> No.23032606

>>23032569
I'm not so sure about that, anon.

>> No.23032609

>>23032493
I was in that thread calling you a faggot and Nico posting to warn others not to fall for your lies AMA

>> No.23032638

>>23032493
>pretends to know the future
>pretends to be a successful trader
>admits to losing it all
>please believe me why would i lie

>> No.23032645
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23032645

>>23032493
If I posted this I could have saved you. I'm so sorry. Maybe save it for next year, ok?

>> No.23032711

>>23032645
Is this even that true? I've seen it posted so much, what about a 2015-2019 chart?

>> No.23032732
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>>23032638
>>23032609
>>23032548
>>23032546
>>23032645

its a parody thread you newfags, that dude is FUCKIN RETARDED PARABOLA PREACHER CULTIST LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


MINUS

30%

IN A MONTH

KEEP BUYING LINK AT 12$ ANONS HAHAHAHHAHA


200$ JANUARY 2020

>> No.23032737

>200$

people who put the dollar sign after the number will never make it and you should never take their advice

>> No.23032822

>>23032493
You assume, in your parabola, the Bull Run peaking in 2021. It won't , four year cycles are not a thing. This cycle will peak , at best, in Dec 2022, maybe later.

>> No.23032871

>>23032822
checked, and how fuckin stupid you have to be, to respond seriously into a post about suckin dick you fuckin newfag

>> No.23032892

>>23032493

Look at all the FUD today after a single good LINK thread was posted. Tranny's have to try and shut it down lmao We could easily see triple digits in 4-6 months

>> No.23032931

>>23032871
Looking out for newfags . Fuck off.

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>>23032711
September being the worst month for crypto is pretty well established.
https://medium.com/@marketahead.com/bitcoin-price-stats-from-2011-2018-btc-data-analysis-cfe5094c8d9a

>> No.23033092

>>23032493
why would anybody want your advice if you blew out your futures account?

>> No.23033108

look at the market cap dummy
its overvalued by 10x at least

>> No.23033186
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>>23032892
>We could easily see triple digits in 4-6 months
HAHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAA

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>>23032493
Good job OP continue to blow these memeline faggots the fuck out

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>>23033234
on deck

>> No.23033470

>>23032493
OH NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHA

>>23032512
>>23032548
>>23032569
>>23032609
>>23032638
>>23032645
>>23032737
>>23032822
>>23033092
>>23033108
FUCK OFF BACK TO R*DDIT YOU DISGUSTING NEWFAGS HOW RETARDED ARE YOU

>> No.23033558

>>23032512
Worst case: Chainlink sticks to the crumbling eth network and goes down the drain with it
Best case: They switch to some future proof base (e.g. cardano) and might survive

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>>23033470

>> No.23033796

>>23032493
Just tell me why it should follow that parabola

>> No.23033880

>>23033796
because that parabola already broke lmao

once a parabolic run breaks it's over.

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>>23032493
>my 542 LINK make it stack

>> No.23033982

>>23032530
lmao

>> No.23034009

>>23032493
Joe Biden thread?

>> No.23034063
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>>23033903
>>23033982
feelsgoodman

>> No.23034088

>>23032732
why next peack in January?

>> No.23034137

>>23032512
>worst case
you wake up and realize this was all a dream in 2010 on a warm tuesday in april in the college library with a neuroscience book on your lap on a chapter about vivid dreams
>best case
LINK is worth $1254.42 and you hit the sell button and realize you made it

>> No.23034205

>>23032732
boring post do better

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>>23034088
not going to trick me with those adolfs dubs

>> No.23034281

>>23032493
kek you are going to make newfags suicide when link wicks back down to .00001 cent like in march

>> No.23034314

Cool the board got a new schitzo today.
Nice to meet you OP

>> No.23034434

>>23034281
if they cant read full posts and understand english its not the board for them

>> No.23034505

>>23032493
It's the tripfag he was supposed to fuck off for a month but he can't get enough attention so he made a bait thread.
Sage

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>>23034505
take your meds, i dont have trip on this shit board

>> No.23034743

>>23034643
Fuck you lying piece of shit stop bumping your own dead thread
>>23033341
Is this yours too?
To anyone giving a shit this is his trip AstrosDaddy !!laxcg/w35F/
Same style of writing same png's as this thread >>23027000
Just ignore him and he'll go away.

>> No.23034882

>>23034743
the fuck you are talking about

>> No.23034935

>>23034882
Suck my cock, now fuck off till November 4, as you promised. Fucking schizo

>> No.23035006

>>23034935
>Fucking schizo
talking about some trip in another thread, and another thread, and some fuckin date. fuck dude i know link went down 50% but you barely sane

>> No.23035051

>>23035006
You're not fooling anyone except retards and newfags tripfag.
Stop bumping your moronic thread.

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>>23035051
go back to bed or im calling your doc to get you fixed up

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>>23035085
He hasn't even changed the filenames and now he keeps bumping the other thread to satisfy his craving for attention. You are pathetic AstrosDaddy.

>> No.23035223

>>23035130
i literally name all the files as i download them from original threads, and this i saved from the thread you showed, im not the same person you fuckin schizo

>> No.23035276

>>23035223
> and this i saved from the thread you showed
Oh how convenient. Eat shit faggot.

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>>23032493
If FUD is a buy signal than damn bro... Everyone should be buying themselves some bags of THE CLOUD

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>>23032493
>I trade futures for a living , after i blew my account that living means sucking dick behind TacoBell drive-in, but hey, living a dream of a wolf of wall street.
top fucking kek

>> No.23036646

>>23032493
Basedquantbro is thinking theres a d
shortterm dip coming based on MACD lines and quant analysis? Thoughts? Im thinking of next buy either after the election or before then if it starts dropping.

>> No.23036669

>>23032645
Do it for 2016 cuz were in an election year

>> No.23036713

>>23032982
except it literally crashed last november

>> No.23036843
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>>23036498
not so many people get jokes from this thread, i counted 50% of newfags here today. biz is donzo

>> No.23036868

>i was wrong once
>i wont be wrong again
Lmao

>> No.23036907

>>23032493
This is the most bearish chart I have ever seen

>> No.23036968

>>23036843
They probably didn't read the whole OP, that's laziness for you.

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>>23036868
STFU LINK 200$ JANUARY>>23036907
>>23036968
fuck them newfags

>> No.23037302

>>23036646
Fuck off, you are douchequantboi larping as someone else, no one cares about your shitty TA: muh Macd deathcross muh

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>>23032493
Time to redraw the line as we have already smashed through these lines on the way down. Btw when using log scale you are supposed to draw a single straight line to represent a parabola.

If you believe the parabola meme (single straight line on log) we are likely retracing back to between 60-65k SATs

>> No.23037426

Sooo....... link to $5 and I should sell it all rn? Thanks anons

>> No.23037597

>>23032493
>So basically i blew out my futures account, im broke as fuck, and i hold my 542 LINK make it stack.

>LINK will hit 200$ on January for sure.

Why even bother making this thread? Jesus fucking Christ

>> No.23037701

>>23037352
>>23037597
fuckin newfags didnt read whole post and first reply and posting. holy fuckin shit you USA fags are stupid