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>> No.23019147

first

>> No.23019150
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GPRO!!!!!!!!

>> No.23019151
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Sell covered calls :)

>> No.23019203

Bullish on TQQQ after trump vid

>> No.23019205

aaaaaaaaa fuck ive been raped call the cops

>> No.23019210

>>23019150
Be my rape victim

>> No.23019233

trump is fine moon mission confirmed for next week

>> No.23019246

TAnalyze my anus

>> No.23019255

>>23019205
It's OK OP, I'm sure someone else will join your lobby and you'll fuck 'em good

>> No.23019260

My neighbors kid od’d on some drug and is in a coma but I like fire trucks so it was cool to see the fire truck

>> No.23019274

>>23019260
i love when you see a firetruck just driving down the street and theres a guy in the crane controls in the back
sometimes firetrucks park behind my work and it makes me happy
do i have autism

>> No.23019345

Why are none of you cucks talkin about enlv?

>> No.23019361
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>>23019138
>Knowing what strike and expiry to sell at can take practice though, so don't worry about getting it right every time.
I want to use covered calls to passively generate income by taking advantage of degenerate calltards by safely selling covered calls far enough out of the money that it's almost impossible for it to be executed.

For this strategy, I should think all I'd really be worried about is finding a relatively low volatility stock with good volume that I wouldn't mind holding for a long time, and making sure the stock offers weekly options, since a lot can change if you start selling covered calls that are 2 or even 4 weeks out. At that point, my DD is just checking the news forecast to ensure there's nothing that week that will likely make the stock moon.

Is there more to this that I should be considering?

>> No.23019370

next week going to be green

>> No.23019387
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Will NAK unironically moon? Please give me hope

>> No.23019407

>>23019387
If it gets approved

>> No.23019420

>>23019387
Current NAK shill evidence is
>a tweet from Trump
>executive order that talks about the need for the US to become independent of China for lots of minerals, no explicit mention of the Pebble Mine
You decide if that's enough to buy into it now

>> No.23019423
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>JUST IN: @realDonaldTrump’s physician says the President no longer has a fever and is off supplemental oxygen.
Trump is about to come back and unleash hell on Corona as a nothingburger, fuck Pelosi raw-dog and launch us into a golden bull run

>> No.23019442

>>23019423
nothing burger is such a gay term lol
id hate fuck pelosi tho
prove a point

>> No.23019451

Market is going to rocket

>> No.23019457

>>23019387
>>23019125
>>23019407
NAK is the XRP of this board.
no Lambos anytime soon.
unless your at the tip of the pyramid.

>> No.23019478
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oww my back itchy

will GME be ok on monday

>> No.23019483

I'm tired of fighting my pnumonia

>> No.23019508
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>>23019483

>> No.23019509

>>23019361
Low volatility means lower premiums. I use these 3 strategies:
Buy a stock with earnings call next week and sell close to the money calls for high premiums. Doesn't matter if they are executed because the premiums give +3% on their own and I plan on selling the stock anyway. Just make sure you pick something that isn't prone to major crashes or else sell ITM calls to account for that risk (which can still give a guaranteed profit).

The other is selling weeklies/monthly on a stock I want to hold. In that case I make sure there are no scheduled events, then just sell a call based on how much it moved in the previous few weeks and adjust if I think its going up more or going down more. So if a stock move about +3% for the last month or so, I would sell a call for around 3-4% out of the money of the current price. If I think for some reason it might go up more, then Ill sell at 5-6%, or if I'm worried its going to go down, then maybe I sell at 1-2% above the current price. A hidden benefit of this is you often end up getting executed at "peaks" then you just wait for a few down days and you can buy back in.

The simplest strategy I use that basically works on anything. Just buy something you like, then wait for a big green day and sell a call for a few weeks out. Then once there is a red day, you can just buy it back and wait for the next green day.

>> No.23019530

>>23019361
you wont make any money selling stock covered options on low IV. use .90 delta calls instead

>> No.23019553

>>23019407
>>23019420
>>23019457
I appreciate the responses. I tossed just 100 wagie bucks in for shits just in case it moons. I've got my fingers crossed.

You guys having a good weekend?

>> No.23019570

>>23019478
I'm heavily invested in GME
Who the fuck knows man. The entire market is on the verge, it will depend on Trump.

>> No.23019579

>>23019553
*bought in a week or so ago

>> No.23019592

>>23019150
GPRO is going to 0

>> No.23019600

>>23019553
HNCKF
NAK
may throw in a couple of bucks in either or both
??

>> No.23019674

>>23019530
.90 delta should mean it's pretty in the money, isn't it likely to be exercised?

>> No.23019707
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Say something nice about my turtle.

>> No.23019716

penis

>> No.23019719

>>23019600
Care to shill me on HNCKF?

>> No.23019728

>>23019707
He's gonna make it.

>> No.23019758

>>23019728
He's 100% all in on GME, he just told me. Then he called me a pussy for only having 100 shares.

>> No.23019775
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>He bought SBE
>He bought SHLL
>He bought SPAQ
>He bought NKLA
OHNONONONONONONONONO
>He will be 30% percent red before market even opens
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

>> No.23019776

>>23019707
God fucking damnit I missed another gem, I want some TRTL too.

>> No.23019777

>>23019674
i meant sell your calls against farther out .90 delta calls so you can get paid more im a little inebriated

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>>23019423
>National Polls also starting to show that Biden only has 47-49% of support now.

I'm ready for an amazing week!

>> No.23019813

I've been bag holding NAK since it was 1.60 a share.

>> No.23019835

Why would anybody buy gamestop stocks? They're a trash company and you'd know it if you've dealt with them.

>> No.23019879

>>23019835
At least you're asking .
Ask on a Week day and anons might tell you, cause I'm too tired.
But it isn't that simple.
Very undervalued stock, new console cycle, transitioning to online, profitable company holding steady in a pandemic, billionaire support and new vision.
Just to sum it up.

>> No.23019902

Is TD Investing good? I want to try the stock market.

>> No.23019916
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12 minutes to movie night! For the first weekend of Spooktober the theme is Sci-Fi Whorror, tonite's feature is Cube (1997)!

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>>23019707

>> No.23019937

>>23019916
link

>> No.23019938

>>23019902
Yes ThinkorSwim is the best trading platform on earth except for a Bloomberg termy

>> No.23019942

>>23019719
lithium
batteries
electric vehicles and such
may be a surplus of lithium now due to covid
world econ shut/slow down
but once shit gets back to normal
the world demand could burn through the surplus and lithium and miner stonks could go up.
There's other lithium miners , bigger ones.

>> No.23019957

>>23019420
>>23019387
lets not forget
>Alaska-Alberta Railway being approved
>Extremely positive EIS from ACOE.

>> No.23019979

gme = big cooms

>> No.23019981

>>23019938
Cool. Do I need to do anything other than download the app and make an account?

>> No.23019989
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>>23019835
we've discussed this to death since 4 weeks ago

do your own DD

>> No.23020004

>>23019902
It has a paper account option where you can use fake money to try out things. It may be overwhelming if you are completely new. At least, it was for me. Now that I think about it, I can try out a strategy I was thinking.
But if you really want to just trade, robinhood is extremely friendly despite the hate. Try some penny stocks for fun, add hot /biz/ stocks to your watchlist to follow the action and understand what people are talking about and watch other stocks you like to understand price fluctuations. Watch for a long time is my advice.

>>23019916
Aw fuck thats a great movie.

>> No.23020011

>>23019937
I'll post in in 6 minutes hold ur horse
>>23019981
I use their desktop version, haven't tried the smartphone app. Just create an account, link your bank account, download the client. Watch the video tutorials they have in the app under the "education" tab, it can be a little overwhelming

>> No.23020026

>>23020011
I just read some reviews of the app and it's shit apparently. I'll use the desktop version.
Thanks anon

>> No.23020052
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>>23019203
Doing great. Recovering quickly. Best doctors. Pre-recorded video.

>> No.23020070

>>23020052
/pol/>>>>

>> No.23020081
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Movie night movie night! Get in here!!

>> No.23020094

>>23019813
How much of it?

>> No.23020115

>>23020070
Kys nigger

>> No.23020127

>>23020115
You’re the nigger for trying to insinuate trump is dying

>> No.23020149

>>23020094
Think it was like 15 shares

>> No.23020168

>>23019775
No point investing in electric semis. They sell the whole self driving shit because electrical automotive shit is gay and is cuz libs think the semi is so dirty with its diesel engine and shit. If you wanna get in on semi tractor manufacturer shit go paccar. All these little start ups use peterbuilts and kenworth frames and chassis (paccar products) and just bolt on a shit ton of batteries etc. (and not pairing your Pete or kw w a Cat engine is the first mistake)
Electric semi is just a pipe dream in today's economy. Yall deserve to lose it on these shit company's

>> No.23020170

>>23020149
>23 dollars or so
>bag
luh mao

>> No.23020239

>>23020052
beary bullish

>> No.23020255

>>23020115
How many shares of KYS ?
Who are some major institutional holders?
Will KYS get bought out ;-()
>>>/pol/<<<

>> No.23020288

>>23020170
I also had like 20 shares of IVR when it was above 3.50

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>>23020052
>BREAKING NEWS PRESIDENT WITH FLU COUGHS WILL HE SURVIVE TUNE IN TONIGHT AT 8 FOR MORE FROM TRUSTED ANONYMOUS SOURCES CLOSE TO THE PRESIDENT'S WIFE'S MAID'S BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER IN LAW

>> No.23020298
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Guess who makes remdesivir?
GILD

Might wanna get in on this.

>> No.23020504

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GquRhjkFttc

>> No.23020571

I just wrote my first smutty story, how do I profit from this?

>> No.23020585
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>>23020298

>> No.23020586

>>23020571
Jack off into tupperware while reading it, freeze it, sell the frozen cum

>> No.23020599

>>23020586
This isn't 2007chan, and I'm not a massive degenerate.

>> No.23020601

>>23019483
chink virus caused pneumonia? how long you been having it? any other symptoms

>> No.23020604

>>23020571

Probably sell it on amazon.

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>>23020585
hilarious anon. 1 internet for you.

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>>23020585
Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

>> No.23020632

>>23020599
>I'm not a massive degenerate
You just wrote a 'smutty story' yes you are

>> No.23020640

>>23020604
I guess that's the place if you want to sell anything nowadays huh.

>> No.23020656

>>23019775
Explain why, am curious.

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>>23020632
Fair point well made Anon.

>> No.23020680

>>23020640

There's folks that's been selling smut stories there and I have no clue if it's profitable or not. Some plots are just extremely outlandish though.

>> No.23020690

>>23019981
Just beware the mobile app. I've had times of lag between 15s to about 45s when the Chyna flu hit and the markets were going crazy from time to time.

Fidelity is said to have some of the quickest servers.

>> No.23020711

>>23020680
At least they are selling to normal people.
All the writing dickheads on this inane website are all jaded from having to write all the sick shit that they get paid $5/1000 words for.

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>>23020711

>At least they are selling to normal people.

Okay anon, whatever you say.

>> No.23020859

The 2020’s will be a lost decade for stocks. Once this bubble pops in the coming months we will enter the eternal crab market. Sell now or forever hold your bags

>> No.23020866

>>23020168
That's great info on the supply chain, thanks.
It looks like Paccar is trading pretty high since March. Do you see a lot more growth in the future? Do the parts they make have decently short replacement cycles?

>> No.23020879

>>23020859
I don't understand you people. Printing money = the market going up. The more we print the more it goes up. Companies aren't going to take a hit on inflation....

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>>23020803
Jesus fucking Christ.
How did America get that bad?
Never mind I'm just going to be unemployed and rot slowly. (I hope you were not logged in when you searched for this Anon).

>> No.23020912

>>23020879
Tell that to japan are their stagflation.

>> No.23020953

>>23020912
>America in 2020 is the same as Japan from the 80s and 90s!

>> No.23020963

>>23020891

>How did America get that bad?

You know the answer to that one friend. Also incognito.

>> No.23020968

>>23020891
You have to look at things in terms of power.

These special "minority" groups are publicly encouraged and even given protections to do immoral things. Mix in with the fact that you have a godless, baseless, and lost people who have lost their roots, identity, whatever, and this is what you get.

It's a complete uproot of what was and a transplant of the "new Americana" to give people a new identity. These people literally have more rights in the court systems than does your average white man. Women more than men (generally, not always), y group more than x group, and so on.

It's a blessing in disguise because now in order to succeed you are required to be even better of a person than before. Your traverse through the current social forestry may have become a bit more complex, but if you sharpen your mind and take hold of what is true, as well as wisdom among other Godly attributes, you will come out that much more advanced, sharp, and whatever else.

>> No.23021021

>>23020953
It’s not at all the same. Not even close. What we have today is much, much, much worse. America will be the leading cause of a global depression lasting over a decade. Get the fuck out of the market now with whatever money you still have and just sit it out until we bottom out. At that point go on a shopping spree. Once every institution and retail tard on smg and reddit declares that America is dead and the economy is dying, buy everything. But until then, I and most professionals highly recommend getting the fuck out and running for the hills.

>> No.23021044

>>23021021
Okay retard.

>> No.23021052

>>23019274
>posting about firetrucks
>on the black sheep forum of the internet
>on the crypto containment board of a mongolian basket weaving forum
>on the stock market containment thread on the crypto containment board on the shitposter containment site
>on a Friday night

One of us...one of us..one of us

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>>23020859

Nah, once they go all in on UBI we goin to the moon.

It literally does not matter who is in the White House. Inflation is coming one way or another.

Unlikely we get anything before the election, as Pelosi wants a market crash, but after that you'll see a big push to set up a formal and ongoing system of UBI run directly by the Treasury and Fed.

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>>23020963
>>23020968
I've got several degrees of separation due to being a Britbong. I see a lot due to American global hegemon etc. Yet its the small stuff that really hammers home some of the problems with modern day societies. We've both got our problems and I hope they get sorted some time soon. Hopefully we can profit from it as well.

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>>23021021
Hello fellow bobo

>> No.23021096 [DELETED] 

>>23021061
and then they put it on the mandatory microchip that goes along with the vaccines and then youre completely hooked up to the 5g control grid and youre a slave

congrats

>> No.23021104

>>23021044
Nice response. Tell me, would you rather have gone all in on the markets in 1933, 2001, 2009, or 1928, 1999 or 2007? Obviously you would say the second group. So why the fuck are you guys going in now? We’re living in unprecedented times and once the retard shoeshine boys and McDonald’s workers and redditors start buying the hottest tickers, it’s time to cash out. Buy back in once we crash. This is the best advice you will receive on /smg/.

>> No.23021109

Reminder that when in doubt, short the middle class.
The "Short American Middle Class/Long American Misery aka Fed Approved" Portfolio:
PLTR
MCD
KO
DIS
AMZN
PM
WMT
FB
AIRB (or whatever ticker AirBNB gets)

Each one a work of art in undermining some aspect of American middle class life.

>> No.23021119

So what do we do with our cash?
Fuck I want to buy something but I'm haunted by feelings of everything's a scam and it's about to crash because political reasons like it's partly pushed up for political reasons.

>> No.23021126

>>23021078
Does your local news cover the giant anti lockdown protest that we see on the livestreams. Your bobbys seem to be getting the in and out lately from the pub crowd sick of medical tyranny

>> No.23021136

>>23021096
Look at how resistant people are turning out to be even just to wearing a mask, they can't convince this generation to get chipped. At least I'd like to believe they can't but maybe I'm being to optimistic.

>> No.23021138

>>23021109
Definitely need GOOGL, FB, GS and UNH on there

>> No.23021149

>>23021119
If anything, stocks might be the only escape unless you physically need to relocate yourself (in which case you want boomer rocks)
Stock markets can eventually inverse their economies. Look at Venezuela or Zimbabwe.

>> No.23021167

>>23021104
the real question for us bobos is will the bottom be reached by le eternal crab, or a week or so of gap down circuit breakers

>> No.23021177 [DELETED] 

>>23021136
theres a lot of people who are actually condemning you for not wearing a mask and think youre crazy to not wear one

all the people who wont go along gets the fema re-education camp. its called normalcy bias you wont believe it till its happening

>> No.23021196

>>23021096

I mean sure, why not. More importantly, my commodity investments go to the fuckin moon.

>> No.23021202

>>23021126
Eh occasionally, problem is that the people pissed off about the lockdown are standing with people that think the aliens are here to take them to the promised land, and the people that think polio was a good thing.
I doubt its intentional slanderous work from the media, just a bit unfortunate. Been in lockdown for 7 months now Anon. Finding a job is like pulling teeth. Especially when you can't fucking go anywhere.

>> No.23021217

>>23021138
FB is on there. GOOG feels redundant with AMZN and PLTR but you are probably right.

>> No.23021229

>>23021149
everybody should have some boomer rocks as a 30 year long. 5% portfolio is a decent suggestion for survival in the first month of the teotwawki.

>mercury dime chad

>> No.23021231
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My GME position

How fucked am I? I sold a bunch of puts at 10.50 last week thinking no way I’d be assigned... at the least will GME recover come November?

>> No.23021233

>>23021078
Either you will, or you won't.

Seek and you shall find.

>> No.23021242

>>23021167
Probably closer to 1929 or 1990 japan. Major crash that lasts a couple weeks, throw a couple dead cats in there, followed by 10-20 years of crabbing. Once the economic cycle runs its course then you’re going to have amazing buying opportunities only seen once in a lifetime. The problem is the market cycle SHOULD have entered its bust phase in 2008 but the fed artificially propped the economy up in 2009-2011 and made an artificial bull market that will end in a bubble. The reality is that the entire 2010’s should have been a bear market but it was artificially inflated. If you look at the actual economy, not just stock charts, most of the economy hasn’t recovered from 2008 yet. They basically pushed the depression that should have happened in 2008 onto future generations.
If Buffett was born 10 years earlier nobody would know his name. We would have went bust in 1929 and never amounted to anything. He just got lucky to really start investing in the 40’s and 50’s when the depression ended and the long term macroeconomic cycle shifted to its boom phase.

>> No.23021245

>>23021109
No AAPL?

>> No.23021258

>>23020081
I really just watched an hour and twenty minute long movie about cubes. Bruh.

>> No.23021274 [DELETED] 

>>23021231
u gotta wait the full month probably

but if u can do that ur fine man

>> No.23021280

>>23021202
Does the brexit crowd still support bojo, or have they realized he is just another tool of the old bloodlone banking elite milking you blokes dry?

Stateside us watchers see what's happening by you, and Australia, New Zealand, and the only conclusions to be made are western countries are in their endgame

>> No.23021290

>>23021231
In the absence of positive catalysts, expect a pullback to about 7.5

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CUBE

>> No.23021332

>>23021322
>>23021322
Based

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>>23021280
Mixed bag, some "he did right by us" types. Others getting pissed off with his authoritarianism and complete lack of listening to either the Tory party or the people that voted him in.
It really fucking depends where you are and who you talk to, Labour took a poll lead like 2 weeks back. It is not going well.

>> No.23021355

>>23021322
I'll echo the 5/10 sentiment

>> No.23021357

>>23021322
I want to go back to the blue room pls ;_;

>> No.23021365

>>23021242
What's stopping the federal reserve and world gov from keeping the bubble afloat? If they decide that issuing debt won't work, they will start cancelling debts just so it can be rebuilt. The stock market as an asset class is only part of the problem. Everything needs to either deflate or inflate in the places where the economy would be helped. Middle class, lower cost of living, and higher wages. That would help countries the most.

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>>23021258
After spooktober is over I'm unironical gonna make everyone watch a 3 hour long Adam Curtis documentary
>>23021322
Shooda been a Hexagon

>> No.23021401

>>23021382
We should watch the Jap movie about the killer wig next week

>> No.23021402

>>23021365
Fed can only do so much. At the end of the day macroeconomic cycles and human psychology drives the markets. Fed can only inflate this bubble so much and eventually even they will lose. They prevented a global economic meltdown in 2008 and 2020 but they can’t prop up the floodgates forever.

>> No.23021412

>>23021382
I'm glad everyone died. That movie had closure.

>> No.23021414

>>23021365
>wef.thegreatreset.jpeg
The world economic forum has already signaled their move

>> No.23021420

>>23021231
Some anon ran the meme lines in this thread or the last go take a look. Be strong though mate and believe.

>> No.23021430

>>23021340
Thank you for the on the ground insight anon. Godspeed.

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>>23020081
I found it to be quite ignes fatui

>> No.23021481

I'm going to lose tons of money. I just know we are going to be solid red on Monday. Between the President, rising covid cases, shut down senate, no stimulus. I'll just have to wage slave forever. My options are going to wreck me.

>> No.23021510

DIE QQQ
Anyone else still holding some SQQQ for like two fucking weeks? It's got to pay off a little eventually lmao

>> No.23021567

>>23021510
Yes. QQQ is reaching dotcom levels. Give it a few weeks and the Nasdaq will be 3,000.

>> No.23021621

Trumps gonna make it. We're all gonna make it bros. Buy the fucking dip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ak55Aay4i0

>> No.23021657

I’m bored so I’m going back and reading bobo posts from late March about how the market will never recover and you shouldn’t be buying this dip. Hahah I love laughing at bobos

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>>23021621

>> No.23021671

>>23021021
retard take, desu.

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WHAT THE FUCK THE MOVIE IS ALREADY OVER??? I NEEDED A PSYCHIC ESCAPE AND IDEAS OF WHAT TO DO WHEN I'M ASKED TO LEAVE HOME FOREVER NEXT WEEK.

CAN WE WATCH MORE OF THE ARAKI TRILOGY?????????

>> No.23021766
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KO or PEP?
Why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z54MpfR3XE4

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>>23021766
Pep

>> No.23021851

>>23021717
Go watch cube 2 which is pretty kino. Avoid all the others. I didn't like the prequel either.

>> No.23021900

>>23021818
Jesus I had no idea pep was so many of these. Maybe I should stop drinking Tropicana lmao

>> No.23021918

I haven't talked to a woman in over a year

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>>23020626
AaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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fellow GME coomers.

What are the odds of Ryan Cohen initiating his final checkmate move, on the 13th day of fail to deliver?
I really think MM are desperate to push down GME as much as possible, so lessen the pain when shorts are forced, yes forced, to buy back. What if, on Monday, Ryan Cohen announces something, anything, and POOMPS it back up, creating max pain for shorts.
What if brehs...
what if...

>> No.23021932

>>23021918
Haha nice bro I haven’t talked to a woman in 11 months and haven’t slept with a woman without paying since 2017

>> No.23021955

>>23021481
The market only dipped because Trump got covid, now he looks fine, so Monday is a rally.

>> No.23021964

>>23021925
Oh god im gonna...

>> No.23022005

>>23021925
Well there's still a long time before Oct 9 rolls around so who knows.

>> No.23022011

>>23021382
This looks like a cool concept for a game.

>> No.23022041

Unironically going to dump $10k into HD, LMT and UNH when I get my paycheck next week. Someone call me a retard or talk me about of it

>> No.23022060

>>23021955
What about all the other stuff?

>> No.23022099

Buy the rip, sell the dip. It's the /biz/ way

>> No.23022109

>>23022099
Yeah, suck my dick

>> No.23022150

Can anyone find actual business news? Every American business site is only talking about Trump and the virus. Looks like I have to check Euro and Asian business news.

>> No.23022227

>>23022109
Buy the pop, sell the drop

>> No.23022250

>>23022109
purchase the hump sell the dump

>> No.23022269

>>23019707
low-tier trtle
ngmi

>> No.23022277

>>23022109
acquire the top, drop the flop

>> No.23022282

>>23022109
Smoke some hasch, sell the crash.

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>> No.23022304

>>23022109
When you climb up a tree and it dribbles down your knee diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you climb up in the attic and it comes out automatic diarrhea,diarrhea.

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>>23022340

>> No.23022360

>>23022109
Attain the peak, cry and weep

>> No.23022373

>>23022150
The news a shit worldwide. Tokyo outage investigation, South Korea worried what the world thinks of them. China censoring the news.

>> No.23022376

>>23022041
Wait until you see a big dip anon. Things are just starting to get fun again.

>> No.23022458

>>23021567
I'm holding SQQQ, but even I don't think we're at Dot Com territory. We were heading towards there when Tesla reached 500....now we're just overvalued.

If Trump dies, we'll likely get a -5% day, followed by mini red days until we recover. Not a big deal mid-life term.

>>23021402
They have infinite QE. They can prop up as much as they want, their balance sheet will go to the moon in 0's. They will eventually declare "The Great Reset" and start all over again...all debts erased, new currency. Just like what Hitler did to save Germany.

Also..
Be prepared for the digital dollar. Coming soon anons. Coming very soon. Likely 2021.

>> No.23022484

>>23019478
>oof ouch my back agh owwiee

>> No.23022498

>>23020599
Gtfo then. 4chan was made for degenerates. /biz is just for perverts who are eventually going to make it or kill themselves trying.

>> No.23022512

>>23021021

things are always uncertain, that's no reason to sell your stonks. there will be a dip eventually but when it comes I will have made so much money that I will still outperform bobos who stand on the sideline.

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>>23022498
Thanks for your opinion.

>> No.23022526

>>23020298
>>23020585
GILD is sketchy on a fundamental basis.

Nah, stick with REGN, he's never even going to get sick thanks to regeneron. As soon as Mitch gives in and the relief bill goes through, Trump's going to reveal he's fine thanks to REGN!!

>> No.23022545

>>23019570
Huh? Trump literally said he was fine and did a Twitter video. He talked normally, no oxygen supplementation, breathing was normal. The man is 74 and was campaigning hard last week. He was tired.

>> No.23022564

>>23021402

what makes you say it's a bubble? I get 0% return from bonds / savings accounts but I can get 7% from AT&T or 3% from JNJ. Things can get much more expensive still before we are due for a correction.

>> No.23022577

>>23022524
Condescending little cunt. I'm going to inject jizz inside your poptart.

>> No.23022594

>>23022564
You won’t be saying that when T crashes to $15 and JNJ crashes to $85 and both slash their dividends

>> No.23022607

>>23022545
>Believes government fud

As opposed to what anon? Telling people the bad news? The white house will only spout out good news. Biased BS.

Sqqq ftw.

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What do you think about Cathie Wood? She's hot, but what about her strategies?

>> No.23022631

>>23022545
In fairness you can see an adobe edit where he coughs but they pretty smoothly edit it out. Not that it fucking matters, because it is a fucking flu. Of course he coughed.

Call me an optimist but I think we're on track for more crabbing like the rest of these few stupid weeks have been. I'm not ignorant enough to think it'll be a straight green day, though.

>> No.23022636

>>23019125
which stock to short coming monday for day trading?

>> No.23022652

>>23020866
Not that anon but I'm on the inside of this industry for a company that works directly with PACCAR.
There are a ton of new programs (truck styles and updates) coming in 2021. Basically some of the old legacy models are being phased out for kenworth/peterbilt and being replaced with new styles, particularly the sleeper compartments of those trucks, among other things.
You should also know that the trucking industry is volatile. Build rates typically go up in the summer and dwindle down in the winter months. However, PACCAR shut down a ton of its plants (and consequently, the plants of its supply chain) during the coronavirus height. So right now they are building and selling the fuck out of trucks to make up for essentially a lost quarter. Whether this is sustainable or not remains to be seen, but I'm hearing that these high rates could continue for the rest of the year. Between this and the new models they're launching, it seems to put PACCAR in a good position for a medium-long term hold.

>> No.23022675

>>23022577
I prefer porridge or toast for breakfast instead of a heap of sugar thanks dear.

>> No.23022692

>>23022594

If they companies are making money, and they are, they are not going to slash their dividends.
If you buy Zoom you are getting wrecked but if you buy companies with solid cash flow and good profits then there is no reason to be a doomer.
We had massive lockdowns in Q2 and all the companies I hold made profits despite this. What's gonna cause them to crash? I have heard not a single good argument.

>> No.23022712

>>23022512
I'm homeless and jobless and living out of my car in 8 days.

Is that a good reason to sell my stocks (and bond ETFs)?? You need more protein, fat, and sodium. Go for some bacon or at least egg.

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>>23022627
I find her to be quite palpably Nemo me impune lacessit and her strategies to be phantasmagoric

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Can't wait for the small cap faggots to be wiped out on monday

>> No.23022836

Today I learned risk is measured by Standard deviation. Learned from a udemy course about investing.

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>>23022803

>> No.23022895

>>23022712
market could have gone down pretty well and bounced back if trump didn't make a "i am doing all well good" video. I was hoping to short and then buy more but this faggot woke up from corona faster than anyone.

>> No.23022972

Give me one reason to not buy EA or ATVI? They all look pretty good on paper with some retard tier fundamental analysis. What’s the catch?

>> No.23022983

>>23022839
and?

>> No.23023001

>>23022983
>President is close to expiring
>And

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Which one of your shills / dummies said a stimulus agreement would happen? You’re either lying g to bait people or just don’t ducking get it

>> No.23023055

>>23022972
EA seems like a better buy (pretty hot ROE).
ATVI's is not bad on fundamentals but seems like sitting on a fuck ton of cash doing nothing worthwhile.

>> No.23023077

>>23023001
the cameras are around have them take a picture when they are around. I dont understand how that is significant they arent going to be taking photos all day when they are working and talking about whatever that shouldnt be recorded

>> No.23023084

>>23023055
I never paid attention to them but it seems weird that in this market, video game stocks are just crabbing not doing anything. You’d think with the influx of tech hype, lockdowns and retard reddit traders that these companies would be booming.

>> No.23023105

>>23023077
It means the pictures are staged anon...

>> No.23023124

>>23023084
>video game stocks are just crabbing not doing anything
You forgot about GME. But yes, ATVI and EA probably has the gaming boon priced in already.

>> No.23023147

>>23023124
They’re both trading at 19 and 34 PE’s and both have PEGs under 1.5 with a big profit margin so I don’t know why those companies are basically being ignored while meme shit like zoom and fastly is getting pumped to the moon. Satan incarnate George Soros has a big ATVI position as well.

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>>23022712
What the heckies why? Sell bonds and never buy them again!
>>23022724
Intellectual ratty is a good new arc, you need to start coining your own neologisms and talkin about alleatory materialism

>> No.23023216

>>23023147
Isn't TSLA's PEG like 7 or something? Recession/Depression is a huge shopping opportunity for the already made it. These people want to invest in a business that had changed the way people lives. Video games no matter how profitable, is still just an entertainment piece. We enjoy video games in the basement just like 1980 and now. Handhelds and VR have helped modernize things a bit, but then now you have to compete with zoomers and their cellphones. There's nothing revolutionary about these companies.

People see Zoom as the new norm (or at least trading its company like that), so people no longer travels to exchange ideas like summits and will be all virtual. Again, whether that is true or not will be yet to be seen. Imagine able to join a Zoom virtual meeting partnered up with AR/VR glasses/head gears that only cost you 200 dollars max. Wired internet might be a thing of past when we have Starlink or something that's faster and more reliable.

>> No.23023245

>>23023147
Because nobody wants to invest in “frivolous” stay-home stuff like vidya, they want to invest in the serious aspects of the new normal. How to work from home (msft, zoom), how to have all your groceries and things delivered (amzn), how to rebuild your terrace (hd) and how to live more practically and frugally by saving leftovers for tomorrow (tup). People who vidya their way through the pandemic were already buying video games for all their money, being neet gamers.

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>> No.23023289

>>23023216
I don’t disagree with what you’re saying about tech being the future and all that, it’s true and anyone who denies it is a seething bear but entertainment and leisure will always be a part of our lives as first worlders. Sure these tech hype companies will change the world and all that but as the investor you need to look deeper than that, like how are they profiting? Do they have a moat? Zoom has 0 moat and is already trading at several hundred times what it earns. Meanwhile a “boring” company like EA that isn’t doing crazy innovation but is still profiting and still selling a product people will buy, and is being overlooked by the markets might be a good investment.

>> No.23023320

Anons so how screwed is PLTR and MRO if Biden wins the presidency? I feel like PLTR is the big brother toy that everyone wants in government.

>> No.23023369

>>23023289
Markets buy into stories. It happened with the dotcom bubble, and its happening now with EV and stay-at-home stocks. While something like EA will continue to grow and profit, it lacks the "new paradigm" narrative of something like TSLA and ZM, however irrational. Both TSLA and ZM are also fueled by people trying to short into the rally.

>> No.23023382

>>23020953
>He doesn't notice that America is going to collapse

>> No.23023384

>>23023369
This. Acting like the stock market is perfectly rational is a huge rookie mistake.

>> No.23023388

>>23023289
Right, but how many investors know how to read financial statements (which is not even DD)? If you tell some guy EA has 30-40% ROE, which is higher than Amazon, they won't know what you're talking about.

But if you're telling them Apple is changing the way you will live by injecting Siri into your brain, then that's a lot different. From a marketing stand point, people cannot understand how games will make your life better (why not just eat a plant based burger that will make you healthier or enjoy imax at home?). You are still gaining the same util from gaming now as compared to 1980. Games are still associated with nerds, geeks, loners, incels, etc. People like to buy into concepts more than numbers.

That's why the most innovative technology and market have been crypto and EV cars for the past few years.

>> No.23023399

>>23023369
>>23023384
I’m aware that the market is irrational but it doesn’t stay that way forever. Bubbles will eventually pop and EA has largely been exempt from the bubble. One could consider it a value stock in a sense. The biggest problem I can think of is that loot box shit that happened a couple years ago that tanked the entire gaming industry

>> No.23023418

>>23023388
>Right, but how many investors know how to read financial statements (which is not even DD)?
Wait, what? What exactly qualifies as DD to you?

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>>23022895
Welllllll I'm nuts deep in UVXY and I'm going to be in trouble if he turns around and reveals that regeneron kicked Covid's ass.

>>23021851
>cube 2
?

>>23023164
TLT is the problem? I was hoping more for advice on the other stuff.........

>> No.23023450

>>23022692
You know that in an economic collapse, the big companies are the last to fail right? The low class implodes, the middle class struggles and end failing. Unemployment skyrockets... Know how big companies make money? Yes, from the low and middle class or things related to them (ads etc). Big companies don't make money magically as most people think

>> No.23023463

>>23023164
also warts arent worth crying over, tiny rat creature. See you in Gensokyo

>> No.23023485

>>23022712
Lucky, you get that juicy Gov benefits. I would go ALL IN on SQQQ calls...since you have absolutely nothing to lose.

>>23023014
Crazy Nancy has RepubliCHADS by the balls. Either they pass her poison pill and make her look good or wreck the stock market and make Trump look bad.

>>23023382
People need to be aware....The Fed CANNOT raise interest rates and that if another unfortunate event happens...their only tools are my QE and negative interest rates....

>> No.23023497

>>23023418
Most people browse key stats on financial statements on stuff like macrotrends without actually reading all those notes that are in the financial statement itself.

DD to me is actually knowing the industry that you're trading in (how much more advance is Waymo than Uber in differentiating monochrome colors / the trade off in movement/location detection hardware/software of not using LIDAR vs. LIDAR/cameras), which either you gain from listening to multiple podcasts/news reporters or just your own education.

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Draftkings PUTS anon here....All going according to plan

Expect around 3 games rescheduled next week ;).

>> No.23023516

>>23022803
Explain why small caps are going to be wiped out and why are you so excited?

Do you have a lot of puts on small caps expiring this upcoming Friday? Would be interested in seeing ur puts and ur theory why.

>> No.23023528

>>23023437
Uhhh I'm not really sure about the homelessness thing (or TLT ;_;). The advice I've always heard is to find the cheapest gym in your area and get a membership, you can use their shower/bathroom and hang out there through the day. Go to SBUX or MCD for wifi, p sure SBUX won't kick you out after that viral video last year. Can you fit your mattress into the trunk or lowered backseat? If you don't wanna spring for a camp stove you can make a surprisingly durable one from an aluminum can and rubbing alcohol or everclear. Get store brand instant coffee, rice, beans, n peanut butter and cook it in a parking lot. I think WMT lets people sleep in their lots?

>> No.23023552

How does /smg/ feel about MMM?
Some youtuber chick with big tits said it was undervalued, at the bottom, and had more growth potential than many other dividend stocks?

>> No.23023560

>>23023485
I don't think fundamentals changed that much. All the shit paying jobs that got rekted are all gone, which just means technology accelerates. Savings are way more compare to before, but stable/fixed are way higher, so equities are really just awesome buys right now if you're not looking for short play.

Fed's not alone in this. Fiscal policy will come through because after the election, there are way less variables even if we DON'T get a vaccine.

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>>23023528
...or be a truck driver....literally be paid to live like a homeless person.

>> No.23023593

>>23023497
what podcasts and news reports do you listen to for that kind of DD?

>> No.23023618

>>23023560
Tech is way overvalued even with the paradigm shift. There's a reason why Hedge funds are hedging their tech stocks by shorting them. Way risky. I'm waiting until after the possible election dip...unless there's some incredible value before hand.

Looking at current monetary policy, it's not looking good. The Fed rose interest rates in 2018 for a brief moment...which caused massive bobo pain.

If they tried to raise interest rates in the next 5 years....

>> No.23023632

>>23023593
Don’t look at the companies as an investor if you want that kind of DD. Just look at them as a regular consumer. Like for example I bought Tesla over a year ago because I noticed more people talking about them, saw more EVs on the streets, Elon becoming a meme, etc. Then I thought “hmm tesla” and bought a few shares in the $200’s and sold right before the split once it got too ridiculous.

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What the heckies? Is this why /zs and SOYB have been going hard?

>> No.23023657

>>23023562
I don't want to risk getting stuck on that career track just when it's to be automated. momentum can be dangerously powerful.

>>23023634
You haven't heard? Xi's on a warpath against food-waste. It's working very well, no reported deaths of starvation yet.

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>>23023552
>a youtuber
>a woman
>recommends divvy stocks
>a divvy stock that is outperformed by SPY
I could've picked just two of any of those things and had cause enough to completely disregard that person's opinions. Yet you are intrigued by someone with all four factors.

>> No.23023679

>>23023632
listening to podcasts i can do, talking to people I cant.

>> No.23023694

When was someone going to tell me that all I had to to make it was go all in on FDX and LOW in March. Seriously what the fuck, boomers always win

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>>23023694
Don't look at TUP, senpai. You're better off not knowing.

>> No.23023857

>>23023657
There will still be a need for truck drivers even with automation.

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Thoughts on $ODT, lads?
>lied about safety of their new cancer treatment earlier in the year
>shares dropped by 45% in one day
>law firm takes out class action lawsuit against them
>in September insiders in the company as well as their largest institutional investor have starting buying up share like crazy, worth tens of millions of dollars
>has barely any retail viability, owned almost entirely by insiders and big institutions
Assuming they know something about the results of the lawsuit or a future therapeutic. Either way could see some really big gains in the coming weeks / months

https://www.holdingschannel.com/bystock/?symbol=odt
https://simplywall.st/stocks/us/pharmaceuticals-biotech/nasdaq-odt/odonate-therapeutics#ownership

>> No.23024020

>>23023945
>viability
meant visibility.

>> No.23024031

>>23023320
It probably gets more valuable. The Democratic Party is way more big brother than the republicans.

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How do I profit anons?

>> No.23024143

>>23024139
ASX:LYC

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LON:CINE has announced they're going to be closing all their U.K. theatres as of next week. If I place a 20x short at open tomorrow, am I going to make big dosh? Or is it likely just going to flash crash?

>> No.23024171

Why do defense companies all have woman ceos

>> No.23024217

>>23024171
>wat is RTX

>> No.23024251

>>23024217
Ok but LMT noc and gd all have woman ceos

>> No.23024255

>>23024171
women are psychopath killers but they have men do it for them

>> No.23024262

>>23024217
a subsidiary of Boeing?

>> No.23024267

>>23024139
Holy shit...I know what company to invest in now. I'll reveal Pre-market.

>> No.23024331

>>23024171
ASX:OEC is all white men

>> No.23024390

>>23023945
>chemotherapy
Into the trash it goes. I'm a big guy. For you.
The insiders are the funds. Should be good for a swing though. Don't gamble on data.

>> No.23024466

>buy BAC at $25.85 to practice covered calls
>immediately drops 10%
Fuckin sick dude

>> No.23024745

>>23019125
I just saw Trumps video. Does this mean the fake happening is finally over? are we going to see Nasdaq reach 15k before EOY?

>> No.23024756

>>23024745
>he thought it was a happening at all
based brainlet

>> No.23024774

>>23024756
>he thought it was a happening
i knew it was fake since April. but normies and politicians insist that this cold is somehow going to end the world.

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>>23024745
>Dies Monday

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>no stimulus
>Trumps fucking dead
We'll crash right?

>> No.23024802
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How do i get the best stock market education? How do i learn about private equities?
Investopedia and a few books is not enough.

>> No.23024804
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>>23024787
>No Stimulus
>Trump dead

Bobo Dance Time

>> No.23024831
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Bears are going to get absolutely brutalized again

>> No.23024832

I hate niggers. All fucking niggers must fucking hang. Now that I have your attention, what should I drop $10k on when the markets open.

>> No.23024846

>>23024832
AMD, then sell right before the announcement on the 8th if you are a coward. or wait until the end of the announcement if you are ready to OOOOOOOO or AAAAAAAAAA big time.

>> No.23024849

>>23024832
$2.5k in each of HD, BABA, DIS and V

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I have all of my money in stocks at the moment but wanted to try my luck with warrants as well a bit. With what percentage of my overall capital should I use for warrant trading? 1%? 2%?

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>>23024832
>tfw my black bf inseminates me every evening with his huge cock.
The veins on his gun are almost big as my fingers

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>>23024831
Bulls about to feel the claw.

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>>23024832
Regeneron PUTS

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>>23024846
Well I'm not a coward, and momma didn't raise no quitter. In fact, she didn't even raise me at all. I will consider this.

>>23024849
>Recommends chinkshit.
That's a nope from me dawg.

>>23024875
Kill yourself. Miscegenation is gross.

>> No.23024920

>>23024832
HD,BABA,FB, TTWO

>> No.23024936

>>23024832
Xiaomi just corrected. Next rally ahead soon.

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>>23024919
>Miscegenation is gross.
Boys can't have children you silly goose~~

>> No.23024985

>>23024875
Disgusting faggot.

>> No.23025019

>>23024802
This man grew up to create a new pair of shoes where he just uses a backwards logo of the old shoe, AND he made. NEW McDonald’s hamburger out of completely old ingredients. Now if that’s not somebody what is?

>> No.23025077

>>23025019
He became famous around the world and made capital for himself from being a nigger in the hood.

>> No.23025171

Fuck I wish I bought TQQQ at close on Friday

>> No.23025258

In 5 years you’re gonna be hating yourself for not buying CVX and RDS at literal 1990’s prices.

>> No.23025295

>>23025258
I bought Exxon Mobil for 10k at 32$

>> No.23025369

>>23025258
We need to have a serious discussion about oil, here some day.

>> No.23025373

What do I do when
>really want to buy a stock
>had 40 shares early and sold at ATH up nearly 20%
>it’s literally been trending up for the past month
>a “dip” for this stock would be 1-2% loss
>hasn’t closed a day negative in 2 weeks
>truly believe in this stock but don’t want to buy at ATH

Everything has to take a dip right!? I got in at 40. sold at 48. Currently going for 55, still going up.

>> No.23025384

thingken of going in massively on puts next week
not sure whether I should wait another week or two until flu season hits properly

>> No.23025435

>>23020004
Is Robinhood available in Canada?

>> No.23025442

>>23025295
Easily $25k in the next 5 years

>> No.23025458

I wish I had more money to buy more stocks. Fuck

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>I missed movie night

>> No.23025499

>>23025458
I Know me too senpai.

>> No.23025517

I will bet heavily on tomorrow being RED
act accordingly

>> No.23025535

>>23025517
>it’s a huge red at 9:30 and everything recovers by 9:45 episode

I hate those dips

>> No.23025552

>>23021918
If I dont count coworkers, cashiers and my mom I havent talked to a woman since 2016.

>> No.23025562

Do constant transfers out of bank accounts negatively affect credit score?

I keep transferring money into my investing account. Bought in like 5 times in September (buy the dip, retard). Then I got a notice from my bank saying any more transfers and I’ll be charged $10 or something. Then I checked my credit score, it dropped like 15 points from the last statement. Too many withdrawals? I’ve paid everything on time, no idea

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FUCKING KEEEEK

>> No.23025581

>>23025517
A lot of people think this way. That’s how I know it’s going to be green

>> No.23025586

>>23025535
It’s another cocky bobo get out now it is just beginning at open
Followed by bobo are you ok and rip bobo eod.

>> No.23025592

>>23025581
but a lot of people think it's going to be green because a lot of people think it's going to be red, Anon

>> No.23025601

>>23021242
His mentor was Graham, Graham is the OG of value investing, Buffett just copied all of his shit. And Graham lived through the financial crisis and managed to make a profit.

>> No.23025628

>>23025592
If trump getting corona doesn’t tank the markets, him having it 3 days later after putting out a few videos it won’t tank the market. You’re going to miss out on gains or buy into an inverse and lose your ass

>> No.23025629

I investet 20 grand on friday, it better be green tomorrow

>> No.23025639

>>23025562
I've never heard of a checking account being associated with a credit score.

>> No.23025648

>>23025517
It's going to be green because Trump took some treatments and therapeutics over the weekend so pharmaceuticals will be pumping.

>> No.23025650

>>23025629
Hope you picked up TQQQ

>> No.23025681

>>23025628
>>23025648
but will there be another stimulus package?

>> No.23025697

>>23025681
Probably not. The last one the democrats passed had a bunch of partisan baggage in it.

>> No.23025707

Do you guys prefer holding ETFs, index funds or individual stocks? Or options?

>> No.23025716

>>23025562
15 points isn't a lot. i bet it was an increase in credit usage.

>> No.23025727

>>23024802
youtube anton knell thank me later

>> No.23025736

>>23025681
No because the retarded democrats keep adding shit about illegals and voter IDs instead of a cut and dry spending bill for AMERICANS.

>> No.23025753

>>23025697
>>23025736
That's also what I last heard and what I think has more of an effect than Trump coughing for a bit.

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>>23025629
Enjoy your red anon, better have your asshole bleached

>> No.23025767

>>23025707
Options are chad tier but I haven't gotten into them yet.
All I own is:
TQQQ
FNGU
TSLA
Bitcoin
I don't see the point in owning anything else. If a 100%+ return in 1-year isn't in the cards.

>> No.23025781

>>23025767
what's your position size in those roughly?

>> No.23025782

>>23025753
The markets priced in no stimulus about a month ago. Stimulus would definitely cause a pump but it’s unlikely the market will dump after trumps strong weekend

>> No.23025787

So what's the next SPI going to be, Anons?

>> No.23025814

>>23025782
Most likely it'll just crab around due to "uncertainty" concerning meme cough.
That's why I'm considering puts executing during peak flu season.

>> No.23025827

>>23025781
Dollar amount or as an allocation percentage?

>> No.23025831

>>23023388
EA makes their profits with Loot Boxes, their last games have been garbage (except the Respawn games) and they would have lost millions without the Loot Boxes. The governments are more and more aware of this issue and try to regulate the business model.

If they ban Loot Boxes, the whole fucking company is not profitable anymore and they crash hard.

>> No.23025858

>>23025571
Why are Tesla buyers so fucking retarded.

>> No.23025861

>>23025814
I just worry about people trying to offload their SQQQ bags by shilling here constantly.

>> No.23025890

>>23020690
I tried playing momentum strategies with Fidelity .

Everything was fine 99% of the time but the 1% of the time it wasn't, I got fucked

>> No.23025891

>>23025650
Hope you picked up SQQQ

>> No.23025898

>>23025716
Grand scheme of things it isn’t, but it had been increasing 1-10 points every month for me. Now this random 15 point hit, no idea what else it could be.

>> No.23025920

>>23025891
Found the SQQQ bag holder. kek everytime

>> No.23025933

>>23025898
Opened a new account? Applied for some tripe of financing? A company did a hard check of your credit score? Payed off a car or mortgage early?

>> No.23025951

>>23025920
With the uncertainty with Trump it could be a huge red day tomorrow. A perfect catalyst for the October dump.

>> No.23025973

>>23025951
Not much uncertainty. The market shock already happened on Friday and trump has been photographed and appeared on video looking strong. Plus the big pump for regeneron and gilead

>> No.23025983

>>23025787
We have to wait for a glowie insider to tell us.

>> No.23025996

>>23020052
didnt do it in front of live studio audience on television broadcasted to 200m+ people. NGMI

>> No.23025999

What stock to buy at open?

>> No.23026009

>>23025983
I can't wait that long

>> No.23026011

NEW

>>23026005
>>23026005
>>23026005
>>23026005

>> No.23026022

>>23025996
Didn’t have to
>>23025999
Look into who makes remdesivir and also tech should be strong so TQQQ, MSFT etc