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ok /biz/ frens,
i have about $10k saved up,
what should i invest in to become a millionaire within a year? no crypto btw

>> No.23017929

>>23017911
Black Pill:
You don't. No way to get money exists via investing.

>> No.23017930

tsla options

>> No.23017932

only two ways to make 100x in a year is crypto or options

>> No.23017961

>>23017929
how did warren buffett become so rich then

>>23017930
i dont like that musk guy
he seems suspicious

>>23017932
NO CRYPTO

>> No.23018003

>>23017911
lottery tickets. post results

>> No.23018013

>>23018003
what are the odds i wont make my money back?

>> No.23018045

>>23018013
as the number of samples (tickets bought) increases the likelihood of this trends toward 100%

>> No.23018055

>>23017911
XRP XLM and ALGO

>> No.23018098

>>23017911
deal drugs and pimp hookers

>> No.23018105

buy a 40k business at 2x net profit with 25% down, every 2 years buy another and snowball it

>> No.23018118

>>23018045
>>23018055
>>23018098
i will do a mixture of all of these thanks
reporting back in a year

>> No.23018147
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>>23017911
Xiaomi

>> No.23018179

>>23017911
Suck 990,000 dicks for $1 each
Keep the ten grand.

>> No.23018181

>>23018118
ill give him a week

>> No.23018230

>>23018179
>990,000 dicks
thats 990000/365 = 2712 dicks a day
thats 2712/24 = 113 dicks an hour
which is almost 2 dicks a minute or 1 dick every 30 seconds.

Doable.

>> No.23018247

>>23017961
Not by attempting to make ten times his money in a single year ( presumably off of a singular endeavor/investment) look into REITS is my advice Buffet owns Seritage by himself and Berkshire Hathaway has a big chunk of Store. If you want more lucrative, riskier but more lucrative REITs I'd go Simon Property or Brookfield.

>> No.23018415

>>23017961
how fucking retarded are you?
you asked how to do a 100x a year. at that rate you would be able to take your 10k and be richer than buffett. You want to do something in 3 years what it took one of the most influential investors alive nearly 75 years to do.

>> No.23018431

>>23018415
>You want to do something in 3 years what it took one of the most influential investors alive nearly 75 years to do.
im smarter than most. Im not saying it wont be hard but it should be possible.

>> No.23018437

>>23018230
Glad I’ve been helpful

>> No.23018466

>>23018431
even if someone on this basket weaving forum was smart enough (none of us are) to do it why the fuck would they give that information to a stranger for free?

>> No.23018467

>>23018431
Kill yourself.

>how do I stop being dehydrated? NO WATER BTW
That's you.

>> No.23018469

Cap.finance

>> No.23018492

>>23018466
>>23018467
i have an IQ of 112. Jealous? LOL

>> No.23018517

>>23018431
Smarter than most
Has 10k
Asking biz for advice

Lol

>> No.23018552

>>23018517
most people on /biz/ are very smart. You are obviously jealous because you aren't

>> No.23018572

with all your genius you have managed to accrue a sum equal to a month's salary programming

>> No.23018587

>>23017961
>no crypto
Stay poor then faggot

>> No.23018666

>>23018492
Imagine being proud that only 1/4 of people are smarter than you.
A dose of humility would be good for you.
I dont need to hope you'll stay poor, it's a sure thing anyway.

>> No.23019002

>>23018666
checked

>> No.23019362

>>23018431
Buy some Dunning Kruger coins kek

>> No.23019470

>>23017961
>NO CRYPTO
try lottery tickets everyday.. good luck.

>> No.23019482

>>23017911
https://desire.finance
Presale starts in a few days

>> No.23019562

>>23019482
>https://desire.finance
i see a shill

>> No.23019667

>i’m smarter than most
>no crypto
NGMI kys

>> No.23019686

>>23017911
>no crypto btw
Does VRA count as a crypto if it only exists in the game world?

>> No.23019743

One bitcoin.

>> No.23019749

>>23017911
>no crypto
The safe boomer bet is to put it in USDC 15% on celsius.
15% doubles your money in 5 years with almost no risk. By taking interest in the CEL token you expose yourself to some risk without touching the 10k. The token price will keep going up for years so in practice you get a lot more than 15%.

>> No.23019762

>>23019482
Based
>>23019562
it deserves to be shilled
https://vocaroo.com/1hVmUVcx4G8g

>> No.23019774

>>23017911
You're a troll, but for other people reading. The higher the gains, the higher the risk. If you want to x100 your money you also have to acknowledge that you are most likely to lose all of it.

>> No.23019987

>>23019774
this, if you want 100x, be prepared to lose it all. Id put 200 dollarinos on 5 possible 100x microcaps and see how that goes. If you hit one, then you already have 20k to compensate for the other 4 shitcoins.

>> No.23020038

>>23017911
All in on NAK its not even about the gold anymore.

>> No.23020064

100x is possible. Many have done it. But if you were one of the ones that were going to do it, you'd already know how

>> No.23020141

>>23017911
Clover42 ICO.
https://clover42.market/crowdsale

>> No.23020157

iD reveals next coin to pump.

>> No.23020397

>>23020141
Wtf is that?

>> No.23020448

>>23018118
>no crypto
>buys 3 of the shittest shitcoins

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>>23017911
ignore everything else

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>>23020486
I don’t see why this wouldn’t eventually overtake Bitcoin

>> No.23020533

>>23020507
I see it as Money 3.0, whereas Bitcoin is Money 2.0

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>>23020533
it has a metadata field where you can enter 1040 bytes of information alongside a transaction

>> No.23020550

>>23017911
I've come to a realization /biz/ isn't the place you come to make money it's where you come to talk about what you would do if you did make money.

>> No.23020558

>>23017911
gme

>> No.23020572

>>23018013
>under a year
80%

>> No.23020800

>>23017911
Chain link tokens

>> No.23020854

>>23017961
>how did warren buffet become so rich then
Good karma. That's literally it. If your karma is shit, you can try as hard as you want and you will never make it. This is the ultimate red pill. Take it or leave it.

>> No.23020865

Seriously tough, I'm a poorfag from another country, I was about to study on yield farming and use, what? 1-2k dollars in link to pair with YFV to start but from what I read it's not even worth because of high gas fees. How much do you actually need for this shit to be worth? I'd like just to try it.

>> No.23020884

>>23017911
RSR
dont fall for elaborate fud

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>> No.23020927

>>23020854
>ultimate redpill
More like ultimate cope. The idea of karma itself is pure raw cope rationale

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