No shower in 5 months

[Anonymous No.23001440]

Everything anyone tells you about anything is wrong. I haven’t taken a shower in 5 months. My hair has never looked better, my skin looks great, and I have no bad odor whatsoever. If I get really sweaty etc I simply take a washcloth with the coldest water possible and wipe my balls and pits, done. Woman love my “sent” and hairdressers ask me what shampoo and “product” I use to get such great hair texture.

I shaved my head bald in May, so shampoo, soap or product has not touched my hair, ever.

Why is every “expert” so full of complete shit. After a 3 week break in period, your body adjusts its oils and you will remain naturally clean. Some kind of symbiosis on your skin happens with bacteria, ammonia or whatever the fuck lives in your skin and it works itself out.

[Anonymous No.23001447]

Didn't read still cooming

[Anonymous No.23001457]

>>23001440
I love this pasta and I wonder if anyone has fallen for it yet

[Anonymous No.23001461]

>>23001440
Really OP? You might have convinced me to give up showering

[Anonymous No.23001468]

>>23001440
imagine the smell bros

[Anonymous No.23001501]

>>23001461
I’m dead serious. The only people who can’t do this are hardcore physical laborers who get filthy at work everyday. I’m an office cuck, nobody would ever believe me that I don’t shower anymore. You have to make it through the break in period, your pits will stop stinking and so will your dick. Don’t use deodorant or any product on your skin or hair. Cold water wash cloth On your pits and balls once in awhile. If your feet stink, piss on them and rinse with cold water

[Anonymous No.23001516]

>>23001468
https://abc7.com/no-shower-showering-mother-dirt/972158/

[Anonymous No.23001556]

>>23001457
Shower Jew. Imagine thinking you have to rub chemicals all over your body everyday. Your body needs literally nothing but a little food and water now and then. You fell for it

[Anonymous No.23001758]

Haven't done it that far but can confirm. Haven't used toothpaste in a decade and teeth got better. No shampoos or sunscreen or any such nonsense either. No deodorants but a towel and water and no toothbrushes at all or hardly anything whatever.
I wash genitals after solid disposal with a decent amount of water and viola, wahlla.
All that pharma including vax and anything that goes in the body is as damaging as what goes on it. The system is rigged to exploit all for their consummate stupidity. No cum rags necessary, it dries and powders anon.

[Anonymous No.23001777]

>>23001440
Jannies...
Jannies!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.23001779]

should we also be rinsing our mouth and drinking our own piss by any chance?

[Anonymous No.23001785]

>>23001501
at least tell them to clean their ass as well. everybody knows a guy who doesnt explicity wash their ass crack that smells and is clueless

[Anonymous No.23001822]

>>23001440
I think you're vile but I can personally vouch for the hair. Before I started going bald and shaved my head I stopped using shampoo and my hair was fantastic.
>Why is every “expert” so full of complete shit.
Because they're trying to sell you a product, retard.

[Anonymous No.23001830]

>>23001440
i shower prob once every week or so and mainly just wash my asscrack and balls. i wash my hair with just cool water every few days or so. i wash my armpits probably every month or so but i use deodorant because my pits smell otherwise

[Anonymous No.23001844]

>>23001440
I think that is the hottest fuckin slut i have ever seen

[Anonymous No.23001855]

>>23001556
its your musk.
women crave it.
let the dorito stank flow thru.

[Anonymous No.23001867]

>>23001844
Thighs too lengthy. Face unremarkable.

[Anonymous No.23001869]

>>23001830
................................otherwise.

[Anonymous No.23001870]

>>23001830
They smell because you use deodorant. Give it one month, the smell goes away. It might be that you eat too often, also. Cold water only, no soap on the pits

[Anonymous No.23001873]

You must be a very stinky boy like Sergei

[Anonymous No.23001887]

>>23001870
Exactly. Vax causes illnesses too.

[Anonymous No.23001904]

>>23001873
Keked and Tzu pilled.

[Anonymous No.23001945]

>>23001440
>women love my scent
Woman here. No we don’t.

[Anonymous No.23001961]

>>23001844
She looks the same as every other model though.

[Anonymous No.23001973]

>>23001870
I have just realised you’re probably an Indian or Pakistani or muslim. None of them use deodorant and they all smell like their own assholes

[Anonymous No.23001975]

OP concerns savings jannies. totally legit biz topic. Saves monies on harmful junk and subsequent sicknesses.
Based.

[Anonymous No.23001983]

>>23001945
Thatsaman.

[Anonymous No.23002076]

>>23001973
Gay.

[Anonymous No.23002112]

>>23001440
> and I have no bad odor whatsoever
Source: my own nose

[Anonymous No.23002123]

>>23001461
Don't believe it idiot. Don't take any sort of hygiene advice from fucking 4chan of all places. This is incel central wtf is wrong with you

[Anonymous No.23002157]

The concept extends to shelter also. No rats or roaches. None of the garbage to (((clean))).

[Anonymous No.23002167]

>>23001440
You're a nasty motherfucker and everyone is disgusted by your smell.
I had one of you fuckers in high school, people were complaining to the teacher when they were forced to sit next to him and when he talked to you his breath could make you vomit.
If I had to work with you I would bully you so fucking hard you would think about jumping the window by the end of the first week you disgusting hobo.

[Anonymous No.23002197]

>>23002123
Based and bizpilled

[Anonymous No.23002206]

>>23002167
>bully
>fag detected

[Anonymous No.23002233]

>>23002076
Post a photo of a woman kissing you. You won’t because we can smell the shit-sourced bacteria multiplying on your skin

[Anonymous No.23002271]

>>23001440
based and smellpilled

[Anonymous No.23002283]

>>23001758
>>23001440
Not only your health improved, but you made crazy savings over time. Truly Chad tier.

[Anonymous No.23002287]

>>23002206
t. ugly basement ogro whose breath smells like a dump, I would beat you up if you even dared to talk to me irl with your trashcan mouth you nasty subhuman poojet

[Anonymous No.23002293]

>>23002233
Yommoma can't.

[Anonymous No.23002306]

>>23001440
I didn’t fall for your meme op, but I’ve similar experience. I really hate shower very much since forever and washed myself at most 3-5 times a year while in school. Nobody ever noticed. The same while in college. In February I’ve got my first “real” job at the office, started showering 3x every week. Didn’t feel the difference except that I had to wake up earlier. In end of March we started working from home; I immediately stopped washing myself every two days, but now I was smelly, my hair looked and kept breaking like straws, looked unhealthy. I had to cut a lengthy amount of them. However since around September, I’m again always feeling tidy and my hair looks normal again. I’m washing my face everyday btw, (and penis after jerking off). So yeah op, can confirm your meme works

[Anonymous No.23002316]

Very strange larp post.

[Anonymous No.23002355]

>>23001501
I bathe everyday, sometimes twice daily and never use deodorant. Don't stink at all.

You just stink and stink even more now.

[Anonymous No.23003352]

>>23002167
If you ever bullied me, you would quickly regret it faggot, regardless of how I smelt . I'd stalk you for months and ruin your fucking life beyond any level of imagination.

[Anonymous No.23003474]

>>23003352
I woulld immediately know it's you if you tried shit and put your head in the toilets you weakling faggot, you wouldn't do shit because you're a smelly low T pussy ass bitch

[Anonymous No.23003587]

>>23001785
>be me
>not explicitly washing my ass crack
>don't know anyone that smells and is clueless
was it me all along?

[Anonymous No.23004140]

>>23003474
At least i'm not calling people low T on an anonymous image board? Do you ever think about how delusional and pathetic you sound?

Chances are I smell a lot better then your fat ass anyway, you probably aren't even white lmao.

[Anonymous No.23004387]

>>23001440
How bored are you to post this?

[Anonymous No.23004653]

>>23001945
tell me you don't shower either

[Anonymous No.23004713]

>>23001844
I agree don’t listen to these fags
How does she exist???

[Anonymous No.23004796]

Have you ever wondered why mongolians n shiet in documentarys always look so sweaty and dirty?
They have no shower

[Anonymous No.23004904]

wash yo ass niga

[Anonymous No.23004934]

>>23001501
>If your feet stink, piss on them and rinse with cold water

[Anonymous No.23005048]

I would like to congratulate the jans for doing their work.
Having understood the magnitude of profitability involved in the subject matter should the sleeping showering sham pooing stinking giant awake the jannies preserved this monolithic thread. Proof Of Enema is gonna moon.
Because being an asshole is fine if it's a clean asshole.

[Anonymous No.23005060]

going on 2 months
spend so little time with others and when I do it's only randoms in a supermarket so why bother

feel pretty good
skin on top of feet started peeling though

[Anonymous No.23005115]

I stopped washing my hair about 5 years ago. It works well. I don't wear deodorant and no women come on smelling bad. I do shower though, I don't like being sweaty. I could imagine that a soapless shower would go in a similar way to no shampoo.

[Anonymous No.23005494]

We are on to something here frens.

[Anonymous No.23005577]

I hope everyone realizes OP is a nignog/pajeet. I think every nignog/pajeet follows this advice becuase they all smell like absolute garbage.

[Anonymous No.23005692]

What happens if you shit yourself by accident?

[Anonymous No.23005727]

>>23001945
She's right you know

[Anonymous No.23005732]

>>23001870
blonde hair blue eyes here>>23001973
can attest to not ever using deodorant and as long as i hydrate properly my odor is not bad and is only noticable at an intimate range(and the ladies like it)

[Anonymous No.23005847]

>>23002157
That’s a woman

[Anonymous No.23006018]

>>23001501
>You have to make it through the break in period, your pits will stop stinking and so will your dick.
That is called olfactory fatigue, which means that YOU stop being able to smell yourself, but other people still do. I have a friend like you and people literally had to beg him to take a shower because he smelled so bad.

[Anonymous No.23006142]

>>23005732
idk man this all feels like alot of effort than just showering every day like a normal person. is everything really a jewish trick?

[Anonymous No.23006191]

I've noticed that I will always stink whenever:

1) I apply deodorant in anticipation of smelling bad
2) I shave my face. Weird I know.

Something about the chemicals in shaving foam must get absorbed and excreted by my body, because the different is massively noticeable for a few hours afterwards.

[Anonymous No.23006312]

>>23005692
it’s all-natural

[Anonymous No.23006314]

>>23005115
i know african refugees at the gym who use no deodorant. they stink from 5 meters. in those 3rd world countries they are so used to stink sweat that they don't smell it anymore. we, civilized people, smell it though.

tldr: go wash yourself and apply deodorant you smelly schizo. you fucking stink, you're just used to your odor

[Anonymous No.23006373]

I have a friend who is a doctor and here is a story he told me.
>patient arrives
>smells like hell
>greasy disgusting hair
>tells my friend he never uses soap or shampoo to not "mess with his natural skin oil"
turned out he was a literal schizo

[Anonymous No.23006421]

>>23001440
>>23001501
I know it's pasta or bait but just picturing the smell almost made me gag. Not even REKT threads on /gif/ manage to get me this disgusted.

[Anonymous No.23006426]

>>23002167
his name was bill

[Anonymous No.23006514]

>>23006373
>friend
She prolly is a pederast.

[Anonymous No.23006535]

>>23006421
How edgy.

[Anonymous No.23006557]

>>23001440

>>is bald
hairdressers ask me what shampoo and “product” I use to get such great hair texture

[Anonymous No.23006629]

>imagine falling for shower every day meme when literally once a month is already too much

[Anonymous No.23006754]

Imagine the scent of a woman that refused to shower - ever

[Anonymous No.23006767]

memes aside, i've blindtested women i've been intimate with and none has ever been able to tell whether i shampooed yesterday or not at all in the last three months
even asians who think they're neat freaks... it's all in their head. if they call you out once you tell the truth, start saying you will shampoo and then reiterate you've done it next time, and once again they won't be able to tell
obviously doesn't work if you have disgusting unkempt long hair and if you never clean yourself, but regular water is really all you need if you're normal

[Anonymous No.23006857]

Sweet Vishnu

[Anonymous No.23006883]

>>23006767
>normal
ngmi

[Anonymous No.23006897]

>>23003352
>I'd stalk you for months and ruin your fucking life beyond any level of imagination.

[Anonymous No.23006917]

I love chainlink. All the drama, the memes, the community surrounding it, it's really something. But what I love most about it is knowing that in couple years I will be a billionaire. It's not even a 99% chance, it is quite literally guaranteed. As a result of that knowledge, I stopped showering and brushing my teeth over a year ago. There is simply no reason for me to do it when I know I'll be rich. I will be fucking whores every night and laughing as they're throwing up from my disgusting, stinky body and mouth. As they kiss me on my rotten teeth, or suck my dirty, 2 year unwashed hog. It will be quite something. In fact I am already seeing effects of my stinky adventure. Yesterday I went to a shop to buy some cheese and make a stop at McD's for a big mac and the cashier at the store was visibly gagging at the smell of me and trying to hide it. Other customers were standing like 5 feet behind me. It was truly hilarious. And none of them have any idea of my guaranteed, future riches. They must already be so jealous of me. The stinkiest billionaire ever.

[Anonymous No.23006922]

>>23006897
Indeed. I've read cringe but this is a whole new otherworldly level of it.

[Anonymous No.23006944]

ive done this too but I stopped wiping my ass as well, ur butt cheeks enter state of natural symbiosis with the feces. U dont smell anything at all

[Anonymous No.23006977]

>>23006944
YOU don't.

[Anonymous No.23007001]

>>23006944
Same. I took it a step further and just piss my pants every time I want to pee. Your clothes get used to it after a while and they don't even get wet anymore.

[Anonymous No.23007014]

>>23007001
>zombie detected

[Anonymous No.23007032]

op you are based. i havent showered in over a year, i just use a wet washcloth and wipe my peepeepoopoo areas and pits. (also i use HOCL as a sanitizer for this too, do urself a favor and look it up). i also distill my own water, tap water is fucked. my hair is fucking luscious and my musk scent is off the chain. the other day i was walking up the stairs to my apt and the girl im with was behind me. she said she caught a whiff and immediately got turned on. she said it doesnt smell pleasant at first but then it makes you feel some time of way. pheromones are important and youre all fucking up your bodies systems with synthetic fragrances and chemicals. yes it will take and adjustment period but its worth it, also money saving. seriously look in to hypochlorus acid as a sanitizer also.

[Anonymous No.23007127]

>>23007032
this nigga knows about HOCL
>WGMI

[Anonymous No.23007434]

>>23007127
Hoclers loose.

[Anonymous No.23007559]

>>23004796
It’s because they’re brown and in orderly. I don’t wash my body, but I also don’t roll around in filth or shit in the street. Those countries have literal dirt roads for freeways, that’s the difference. I never said sleep on a dirt floor or poo on your hand

[Anonymous No.23007593]

>>23004934
Ask anyone in the military. This is a well known thing to do to keep your feet from stinking if you wear boots all day. Urine is sterile

[Anonymous No.23007700]

>>23002167
That faggot in your high school showered with hot water and soap every few days, ate like a fat pig, and probably drank soda all day. Your body is an adjustment machine, you stink because you shower with hot water and chemicals leaving your body to overproduce oils, there is no natural balance of bacteria. Sent is everything on the animal world, if someone stinks there is a reason for it, it’s not the natural condition of an unwashed body. You’re all a bunch of consooomer cuck faggots sucking a Jews dick and paying him for it.

[Anonymous No.23007726]

>>23002123
I fuck all the time. I only started coming here because someone gave me crypto in 2013. I’m not a normie in my behavior by any means, but I’m good looking so I can fuck when I put in a little effort

[Anonymous No.23007767]

>>23004387
I’m never bored. If you’re bored it means your boring. I’m generally fascinated with the outcome of my not showering and it applies to biz, it’s interesting to ponder this consumerism scheme

[Anonymous No.23007788]

>>23001440
>Woman love my “sent”
>sent

[Anonymous No.23007790]

>>23002355
Deodorant is what makes you stink, it will also give you cancer probably.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/aug/05/i-dont-smell-meet-the-people-who-have-stopped-washing

[Anonymous No.23007798]

>>23001440
>he hasn't discovered pissing in the sink

[Anonymous No.23007810]

or maybe your nostrils are desensitized to the fact that you smell like gorgonzola cheese

[Anonymous No.23007824]

>>23007788
That is pretty funny. I can’t spell for shit. Scent

[Anonymous No.23007852]

What about Saunas or Steam rooms? Does this remove my bacteria? I've been doing a steam room every day , and i no longer have crave alcohol or smokes. with a warm then cold water to close my pores. Am i doing it wrong?

[Anonymous No.23007982]

>>23007810
I ask people all the time. Good close friends who who tell me the truth. I don’t tell people I don’t shower, this one friend I told even started trying it himself. You have to start by eliminating shampoo, soaps, and hot water. Start by showering a few times a week with Luke warm or cold water only. Slowly transition out

[Anonymous No.23007993]

>>23007852
why do you ask that stupid question? why would you stop sauna that is good for you if an autist would say it "removes bacteria" from your skin

[Anonymous No.23008042]

>>23007993
Sauna is good if it keeps you from drinking. Just don’t use soap and don’t swim in the pool too much (unless your fat and it makes you lose weight)

[Anonymous No.23008046]

this thread made my day, thank you guys

[Anonymous No.23008105]

>>23001461
I don't know about soap, but this is absolutely true for hair. I just shower and massage my hair using no product whatsoever. It stays glossy, clean and has a really healthy feel. I usually give in once every two or three weeks and use a very very small amount of soap maybe after a workout where I don't want to leave the sweat in my hair. Three days after, it's greasy as you'd expect, but as long as you massage your hair in the shower the following day...clean, glossy, soft, thick. no need to use wax or clay, it naturally holds it's position. It's really ironic how guys use way too much shampoo which contains salts and other chemicals that suck the moisture out of their hair and then proceed to add artificial oils in the form of wax or gel.

[Anonymous No.23008123]

>>23001440
You get used to smelling like shit retard. Kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.23008199]

>>23007798
Cleared that hurdle a long time ago. Phenomenal time saver. Just plonk your cock into the sink and use your hands to brush your teeth, catch up on work email- whatever.
I haven't taken the shower-shit pill yet, but it seems the next logical step.

[Anonymous No.23008236]

>>23001887
>Vax causes illnesses too
The heavy metals used as preservatives in vaccines, such as mercury, can mentally impair some people who don't naturally produce disposal agents.