/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.22989894]

meat edition


>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

OLD!
>>22988291

[Anonymous No.22989910]

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[Anonymous No.22989917]

When are those fags passing airline stimulus

[Anonymous No.22989920]

rolling for Trump losing and market limit down

[Anonymous No.22989926]

>the daq

[Anonymous No.22989936]

>>22989894
boomers are winning right now, what the FUCK is the NASDAQ doing

[Anonymous No.22989938]

BUY NAK

[Anonymous No.22989939]

Will NAK likely go back down to the .90 range?

[Anonymous No.22989946]

Im pulling 30k credit to stay in cash and collect ibkr cash interest until we crash.

[Anonymous No.22989947]

i still have ssss calls

[Anonymous No.22989950]

I know the stimulus is full of bad liberal garbage but I want my free monnies :(

[Anonymous No.22989951]

Fuck bobos. We're all b-bullchads now.

[Anonymous No.22989952]

what a comeback

[Anonymous No.22989953]

First for PLTR imminent mooning

[Anonymous No.22989966]

I have $500 to buy some cheapies for a quick weekend swing, shill me some shit frens and I’ll post cute teens I meet on hinge

[Anonymous No.22989972]

I don't know what to put my money in. Literally everything either looks bad, or has already mooned. Can't find one stock on my watchlist worth putting a cent into.

[Anonymous No.22989979]

First for...

DEATH
BY
PIZZA

[Anonymous No.22989983]

>>22989894
crazy rkg on opioids making threads

[Anonymous No.22989993]

>>22989894
>https://e-hentai.org/g/1717244/8f613ad9c1/
stop putting this in the OP

[Anonymous No.22990004]

fuck you nasdaq piece of shit. everyone else can recover but your dumb ass

[Anonymous No.22990008]

>>22989983
That's a dude

[Anonymous No.22990017]

TQQQ lol

[Anonymous No.22990018]

>>22989894
Wat does it smell like bros?

[Anonymous No.22990019]

>>22989905
Exactly why its not gunna happen. The US economy goes tits up so does the world inshallah.

>>22989717
But airline niggers throw a hissy fit and congress plugs in the money printer.

[Anonymous No.22990031]

>>22989993
Keep putting this in the OP

[Anonymous No.22990038]

Thoughts on FreeTrade for UK?

[Anonymous No.22990040]

>3 more hours left of this shit

[Anonymous No.22990044]

>>22990004
DIE QQQ

[Anonymous No.22990048]

Why is QQQ getting killed and SPY fine

[Anonymous No.22990053]

WWR breaking out and mooning.
Rejoice bagholders!

[Anonymous No.22990056]

DIE TQQQ, DIE!!!!!

[Anonymous No.22990065]

>retards don't know how rotation works

[Anonymous No.22990066]

[Anonymous No.22990078]

I can’t believe that one retard in the last thread tried to use crack whore fuckers strat with 0 research and got justed. This is the reason I keep coming back here

[Anonymous No.22990080]

>>22990031
Put more in OP

[Anonymous No.22990081]

>>22990048
The market moves in mysterious ways

[Anonymous No.22990082]

How much NAK you guys holding?

[Anonymous No.22990084]

>>22990065
FUCK your sectors

[Anonymous No.22990090]

>>22990040
Honestly as of late, crack whore sociopath anon is the only thing keeping me going. I'm so beaten down by this market. I've been doing this shit for 4 years and I have never had to deal with such soul crushing chaos of the last 6 months. I feel real bad to the newfags that just got started.

[Anonymous No.22990104]

Why the fuck did Trump make the announcement today and not tomorrow? If he trying to crash the market
Why is tech so fucking down

[Anonymous No.22990109]

>muskcoin down
>buttcoin up
I thought all crypto moved together?

[Anonymous No.22990115]

>>22990065
rotating vs buying tech at discount

[Anonymous No.22990117]

>>22990082
3k shares now

Buy, sell on random trump tweets, wait until $1 range rebuy

All free shares at this point thanks Trump

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22990120]

>>22989939
if you have a chance to buy in the low 90 cent range, the dream is dead and you'll have a chance to buy even lower than 50 cents.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.22990124]

>>22990080

[Anonymous No.22990126]

I fucking bought LAC
I should have known better

[Anonymous No.22990142]

sniff sniff
something smells funny
banks transport and home building is up

[Anonymous No.22990143]

>>22990090
If you've been doing this for 4 years how are you not ultra comfy after buying the March crrash? All these newfags had it easy. A monkey could have doubled it's money in the last 6 months.

[Anonymous No.22990146]

This is your wkhs wife. Please take good care of her okay?

[Anonymous No.22990147]

>>22989972
buy the jets etf. republicans announced their stimulus plan includes a 20 billion bailout for airlines, so it's something both sides agree on. they will get bailed out by the government until we finally get a vaccine.

[Anonymous No.22990152]

>>22989917
Hopefully never, since the retards mostly brought it on themselves with overspending and buybacks.

>>22990104
It is strange that it's tech that goes down so much because Trump has wuflu more than anything else.

[Anonymous No.22990161]

>>22990082
Why are you all talking about NAK? It's barely green.

[Anonymous No.22990166]

>>22989894
Why did SHLL fuck me bros.

[Anonymous No.22990168]

>>22989894
Here I was thinking my day was ruined when I woke up and here I am making 5%

Thanks coronachan

[Anonymous No.22990179]

>>22990147
Bailouts are bad for airlines you dedicated midwit.

[Anonymous No.22990181]

>>22990104
The dip would've been much more severe on Monday, he picked the best time to do it

[Anonymous No.22990183]

>>22990166
It didn't unless you absolutely have to make money off it today

[Anonymous No.22990185]

>>22990166
Shpuldve bought blnk sbe flux retard

[Anonymous No.22990190]

>>22990104
that shit would have leaked. with fucking CIA having the WH micced up.

[Anonymous No.22990192]

How's your tech doing son?

[Anonymous No.22990198]

>>22990142
I bought DAL at opening and then at lunch it made a huge pop. What is going on?

[Anonymous No.22990201]

Trump deserves covid for being a dumbass desu

[Anonymous No.22990215]

>>22990126
WWR jackass.You did it wrong

[Anonymous No.22990216]

>>22990201
You deserve death you faggot.

[Anonymous No.22990219]

>>22990183
I dont wanna hold for 6 months im a peepeepoopoo diaper Baby that needs my dope hit NOW

[Anonymous No.22990224]

short VIX?

[Anonymous No.22990228]

Am I the only one who only buys stocks from sub 10 billion companies?

[Anonymous No.22990231]

>>22990142
Home building has been up for 6 months.

[Anonymous No.22990233]

>>22990198
Trump got infected while riding a Delta flight instead of AF1

[Anonymous No.22990236]

Made 2k off Russell ETF this week
Thinking of playing Nasdaq for next week since its getting dumpstered today, anyone opening a position?

[Anonymous No.22990237]

>>22990219
K sell at a loss then

[Anonymous No.22990252]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

seething coping divvyhater cucks are jannies. fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.22990257]

>>22990228
I've made most of my money from micro-mid cap stocks.

[Anonymous No.22990258]

>>22989972
Spce/Uber

[Anonymous No.22990259]

>>22990146
Slime pussy > horse pussy

[Anonymous No.22990278]

TRUUUUUUUUMP

FUCKING PRESIDENT CHEETO

I JUST LOST THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS BECAUSE OF YOU

RYAN COHEN DO SOMETHING

[Anonymous No.22990281]

>>22990215
Oh DUH I should've bought some random stock that spiked on no news
It was so obvious

[Anonymous No.22990288]

Guess who's green today?

[Anonymous No.22990292]

what do i buy bros?
i wanna be a little mmmmmmmmmmmm richer

[Anonymous No.22990298]

>>22990185
dont buy flux shill's bags anons


bad stocks list, the official list:
CLF
LAC
WWR
SSSS
FLUX

[Anonymous No.22990302]

>>22990252
Threadly reminder that only the braindead think dividends are their friends. Enjoy failing to even match inflation, yet having all the risk of a total market ETF, without the upside.

[Anonymous No.22990304]

>>22990143
I know it doesn't make any sense but the market has been more volatile in the last 2 months especially that you could lose a week of gains in 30 minutes on no news. I'm down 30% this month. Can't get a win on any of my plays. I personally found 2017-2019 to be easy mode.

[Anonymous No.22990305]

>>22990292
BIG

[Anonymous No.22990306]

Anyone thinking of investing in cheap touch less technology like OBLG and DGLY?

[Anonymous No.22990307]

>>22990288
Fuck didn't mean to post this, I was testing a bot that'd respond every time UTZ was green!

[Anonymous No.22990309]

>>22990224
Long dicks short vix

[Anonymous No.22990318]

>>22990166
If you bought at fucking 40 and was hoping to sell on the ipo, you're small brained. Ppl who bought at 10 were going to do that.

I bought at 40 with the intent of holding as i think hyliion is a valuable company with smart real products and eventually will be worth a lot

[Anonymous No.22990323]

anyone holding tech over the weekend?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22990326]

>>22990190
I mean if he just cancelled all his events the people would know what's up. If he didn't quarantine and exposed anybody after testing positive, the media would have crucified him for the umpteenth time. He announced he was getting tested on Hannity last night, after he was asked about Hope and well it is what it is. This is called a buying opportunity. I don't know why you aren't listening to the buy every dip guy. He's never been wrong.

[Anonymous No.22990327]

>>22990298
CLF is a good stock

[Anonymous No.22990329]

>>22990237
I cant, my broker hasn't even processed the change from shll to hlyn yet

[Anonymous No.22990330]

>>22990307
devious

[Anonymous No.22990334]

>>22990323
I'm long on everything

[Anonymous No.22990342]

So everyone agrees that oil is garbage until at least next year, right??

Everyone knows that OPEC is probably going to increase supply, right?

Everyone knows that travel is still going to be in the trash until next year, right?

So why the fuck is DRIP, a bearish oil ETF, tanking so fucking hard? I don't know where to fucking put my money, it's like every time there's a decent buying opportunity for something the market takes an absolute shit

[Anonymous No.22990345]

OOOOO GME I'M GONNA... I'M GONNA HNNNGGG

[Anonymous No.22990346]

>>22990326
Was he close enough to Biden to give him the coof?

[Anonymous No.22990349]

All niggers deserve to be flayed alive then melted with acid

[Anonymous No.22990350]

>>22990302
>inflation at 1%
>dividend increase averaging about 9% per year

seet coper mccoperstein

[Anonymous No.22990352]

i just bought $500 worth of MRO for $4.02, how fucked am i? they announced diviends are back

[Anonymous No.22990370]

>>22990252
feels good to wake up to $2.50 from daddy Pepsi.

[Anonymous No.22990371]

How many more worldwide panics can come out of China?

[Anonymous No.22990373]

>GME 1/15/20 15c

[Anonymous No.22990375]

Reminder that divvy retards are secretly IRS agents that want you to pay more of your gains as taxes for no good reason.

[Anonymous No.22990377]

>>22990258
Why the fuck would I buy either of those? SPCE? I what a great time to be investing in casual fucking space flight considering the goddamn sky is falling and Uber is consistently getting justed due to wage laws.

[Anonymous No.22990378]

>>22990126
whats wrong with LAC? you dont like making money or something?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22990381]

>>22990346
He tested negative before the debate so it's unlikely.

[Anonymous No.22990383]

>>22990352
Long it, Its so fucking cheap but you know Oil worlds, OPEC increasing supply, low demand, negative prices, etc.

[Anonymous No.22990384]

>>22990318
I thought it'd hit 50 again ezpz

[Anonymous No.22990386]

power hour should be interesting today

[Anonymous No.22990391]

while i > 0:
pyautogui.click(x=978, y=529)
pyautogui.hotkey('ctrl', 'a')
pyautogui.hotkey('delete')
print('Guess who's green today?')
pyautogui.hotkey('enter')
time.sleep(3)
pyautogui.click(x=904, y=328)
i = i - 1

[Anonymous No.22990392]

>>22990346
Biden tested negative today

[Anonymous No.22990394]

I'm just going to dump the rest of money into PLTR and not look at stocks for the next two months

[Anonymous No.22990401]

The metric assload of GME cooom posting that will dominate this board in the future will be something anons will tell their families for decades.

[Anonymous No.22990402]

WTF THE MARKET WAS SUPPOSED TO CRASH HARDER THAN THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22990428]

>>22990292
MAT. Take the plunge for me, options make it look like they're going to have a good earnings report.

[Anonymous No.22990430]

>GME 10/23/20 20c

[Anonymous No.22990434]

>>22990350
Imagine actually believing that.
Yikes! Cope and seethe, divvinbred.

[Anonymous No.22990438]

Donald Trump is a fucking faggot and he owes me $1000!

[Anonymous No.22990439]

>>22990104
>Why is tech so fucking down
Tech is seen as the most flimsy, greatest downside risk. In market spook diaspora those sectors are the first to drop.

[Anonymous No.22990440]

>>22990349
But I white person could never do that to a livinf creature.
Get Jews to do it?
Then gas jews?

[Anonymous No.22990441]

>>22990402
Wait until Monday, I'd trumps condition worsens even in the slightest, you will see the bottom fall out of the market. You better be mostly cash.

[Anonymous No.22990443]

Fire sale on the 7s

[Anonymous No.22990449]

DUMP HARDER WTF IS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.22990450]

Might fuck around and buy 50 shares of PLTR

[Anonymous No.22990453]

>>22990391
You said it brother.

>*cracks open ice cold bangs

[Anonymous No.22990454]

>>22990378
fucking jackass brought it on high.
being mad at a stock going ++ over their opening.
this place is fucked

[Anonymous No.22990458]

>>22990252
Based fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.22990461]

>GME 1/15/21 25c

[Anonymous No.22990466]

Thinking about adding more eman.

Eman might x20 over a 5 year period.

[Anonymous No.22990478]

>>22990441
Half cash, half GME, small amount in SQQQ lotto tickets that are gonna make me wanna anhero if it doesn't drop down to where it was 90 minutes ago again

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22990483]

we need to break out of this before the bears smell blood.

[Anonymous No.22990482]

>GME 10/23/20 25c

[Anonymous No.22990487]

i put my money in mcdonalds over the weekend
feel free to buy some happy meals to keep the price up

[Anonymous No.22990488]

>>22990450
Same but I bought at ATH

[Anonymous No.22990489]

>>22990392
>they think the virus will appear in tests only one day after contacting infected people

[Anonymous No.22990498]

The SAFM dip is mine

[Anonymous No.22990502]

>>22990292
>Leveraged ETFs, pennystocks, options, you want it?
>It's yours my friend, as long as you lied enough on your application.

>Sorry Anon, I can't give margin. Come back when you're a little MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM less ruined.

[Anonymous No.22990503]

Should I hold my SQQQ calls over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.22990505]

>>22990371
I'm placing my bets on a zombie outbreak from their rushed vaccine. Not dead-brought-back-to-life kinda thing, but more like bath salts, like the guy in Florida who ate that homeless guy's face.

[Anonymous No.22990506]

>>22990252
Getting over almost $200 a year in divvies. 20% of the way to covering a months of expenses. I have a lot more money to dump too

[Anonymous No.22990509]

>>22990482
You forgot your gayass soijack image

[Anonymous No.22990510]

>GME 10/23/20 25c

[Anonymous No.22990519]

>>22990488
11.18 here. Hehe.

[Anonymous No.22990520]

>>22990505
I'm legit starting to think this is the end of the world.

[Anonymous No.22990526]

>>22990342
Okay I fucking give up. Literally every time I post a legitimate question on here I get zero replies. I don't believe for a minute that I'm the only person thinking about DRIP or oil or whatever. The level of discourse in here is absolute fucking garbage. We could all be doing so much better but I guess none of you actually want to help each other out. Thanks a lot.

[Anonymous No.22990528]

>>22990454
yeha i dont know i wouldnt mind DCA'ing even more into LAC if i had the spare money, my shits all tied up right now. if you zoom out youll see LAC is on a nice uptrend plenty of room to grow. also PLL

[Anonymous No.22990536]

HERE IT COMES ROUND THREE

[Anonymous No.22990539]

>TD ameritrade representative reached out to me randomly
>what are your goals? Where are you getting your information from?
>t-the internet haha...
Most awkward fucking conversation

[Anonymous No.22990542]

So the inflation rate is what, 3% a year. A bank forks out a damn right shameful 0.50% now (if your lucky that is;most are lower than that). Meanwhile He pays out over 7% alone.. with a fat divvy of 0.52 x 4. Add a total market fund with Him and get the best of it all. IBM forks out over 5% and the divvy is 1.63 x 4 to boot.

[Anonymous No.22990546]

>>22990526
We only AAAAA and OOOOO post here.

[Anonymous No.22990547]

>>22990526
Buy GME

[Anonymous No.22990550]

>>22990520
Believing in the end if the world is the ultimate bear trap.

[Anonymous No.22990553]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa go upppppp

[Anonymous No.22990559]

>>22990526
Fuck off, faggot.
Some of us also have jobs that pull our attention.
kys and stay poor

[Anonymous No.22990563]

>>22990526
Sorry, I have you filtered. What was your question again?

[Anonymous No.22990564]

>>22990539
>to lose money

[Anonymous No.22990565]

>>22990526
Anime girls are cute!

[Anonymous No.22990566]

>>22990478
>Half cash, half GME

[Anonymous No.22990568]

>>22990526
People are tired of oil talk dude. The last few months have all been "buy XOM it literally cant go any lower" and the WTI crabbing at 39-42 for eternity. Its boring.

[Anonymous No.22990578]

>>22990542
My dad works for att and is heavily invested in them so I feel like I should choose Verizon as my telecom stock. If one company gets fucked I’d rather mine and my dads portfolios not go down together. Is this a retarded take? Am I retarded to think like this?

[Anonymous No.22990582]

>>22990526
Come here on weekends, fren. Oil looks fucking juicy, but there is a common rule for retail to never in oil companies. I personally never buy stocks which I won't have guts to hold if it dumps -50%

[Anonymous No.22990583]

UVXY RISING FAST
>UVXY RISING FAST
UVXY RISING FAST
>UVXY RISING FAST
UVXY RISING FAST
>UVXY RISING FAST

[Anonymous No.22990585]

>>22990526
You get no replies because you are the only person on this board stupid enough to buy oil.

[Anonymous No.22990589]

>>22990539
>What are your goals?
Memes.
>Where are you getting your information from?
Taiwanese child trafficking forums.

[Anonymous No.22990590]

>>22990503
If they expire in 2 weeks, wait for the announcement that Trump is on a ventilator

[Anonymous No.22990600]

>>22990526
I just buy stocks that I think will go up. Options, ETFs and othershit is just too complicated for me

[Anonymous No.22990606]

>>22990526
You get no replies because your posts are so outrageously stupid everyone here thinks you're just b8ing.

[Anonymous No.22990607]

>>22989456
You know, I keep seeing people flaming dividend ETF's, but on the dividend calculator in the OP, it almost outperforms SPY during a 20 year period,
measured from october 2000 to october 2020. In fact, it does outperform SPY if you stop the calculation at 2019, so as to avoid the Corona crash.

I unironically might make div my Boomer retirement stock.

[Anonymous No.22990611]

>>22990564
Honestly in a sense
Its a secondary account for me. I opened it because my robinhood got flagged as a day trader so I wanted a bullshit account I could throw money at memes occasionally
The guy reviewing my order history probably thinks I'm retarded

[Anonymous No.22990613]

>>22990590
They wouldn’t announce that they’d keep it secret

[Anonymous No.22990614]

>>22990578
Stop being such a fucking retard, Verizon is projected to eat shit and tank for the next 12 quarters based on their money losing aspects of the portfolio like fucking HUFFPOST MEDIA oh my god you fucking retard i am sorry that your dad, who must be at least reasonably intelligent if he's working at AT&T, had to raise a son who was as much of a slackjawed retard as you

[Anonymous No.22990617]

>>22990566
>holding any stocks or cash

[Anonymous No.22990618]

>>22990526
Here’s your (You) asshat, buy the /smg/ ‘folio or go back to r/investing

[Anonymous No.22990624]

>>22990526
try other sites. Pathetic you would rely on /smg/ for honest discourse

[Anonymous No.22990627]

>>22990539
Did you open an account? They call after you open one. You could just ignore their calls it doesn’t matter.

[Anonymous No.22990629]

>>22990526
I answer questions and have my questions answered all the time. I've seen questions about drip and other shit but I know zero about that.

[Anonymous No.22990630]

>>22990394
Smart move

[Anonymous No.22990639]

>>22990578
Well the only way T (or VZ) is going anywhere is if people just do without smartphones or internet. Somehow I don't see that a happening..

[Anonymous No.22990645]

>>22990566
o b s e s s e d

[Anonymous No.22990646]

>>22990539
This is why I use robinhood.

[Anonymous No.22990650]

>>22990613
The White House is full of leakers if you haven’t noticed.

[Anonymous No.22990651]

>>22990607
do T-bills out perform stocks?

[Anonymous No.22990655]

>>22990614
Att owns bullshit too like cnn though

[Anonymous No.22990664]

>>22990627
Yeah I didn't know who it was
Caught me off guard as fuck

[Anonymous No.22990672]

>TQQQ bagholder
Imagine being that stupid.

[Anonymous No.22990674]

trump getting covid most liked post

[Anonymous No.22990675]

>>22990624
“Pathetic”
Don’t be a fucken retard and do you research

[Anonymous No.22990682]

Putting all of my money into PLTR

[Anonymous No.22990688]

Nasdaq is probably going gap down Monday

[Anonymous No.22990690]

>>22990651
Treasuries are less risk less reward... right?
R-right?

[Anonymous No.22990711]

>>22990675
>reading comprehension=0

[Anonymous No.22990717]

time to sell boys, we failed

[Anonymous No.22990721]

>>22990394
>oh my god PLTR's tech is so fucking cool im just gonna dump everything into them i hope our future is like that movie Person of Interest with cool surveillance state technology

[Anonymous No.22990724]

Can GME recover before 10/16$ I have 70 calls for 10$

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22990728]

>>22990526
Look we had people ITT buying oil at 0 because they thought it couldn't go any lower and then well, the Bogdanoffs started paying people to take the oil just to fuck with us. If you're hot for commodities just trade the yellow gold and silver gold, instead of the black gold for now.

[Anonymous No.22990734]

>>22990690
Treasuries as in bonds? Even holding fucking gold outperforms it now.

[Anonymous No.22990736]

>>22990578
That you are looking at the wealth of yourself and father is extremely based, anon. However, what I would suggest is that you look at sympathetic sectors instead of competitors within the same company. Let your dad enjoy AT&T - if you want divvies look at mid-stream oil or another sector. It's refreshing to see an anon who considers family wealth instead of being a degenerate solo investor.

[Anonymous No.22990738]

>Can GME recover before 10/16$ I have 70 calls for 10$

[Anonymous No.22990739]

>>22990600
Did kyoani singlehandedly change the change the dominant anime eye shape with k-on? That chart sure makes it look like it.

[Anonymous No.22990740]

>>22990377
Because it's about to pop

[Anonymous No.22990748]

What's this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.22990754]

>>22990607
That's not true at all. Beside your broker, which might have that feature, you can check online at many sources such as portfoliovisualizer. Dividends greatly underperform SPY and generally perform only marginally above inflation except when "making things up" (for example, looking at today's winners, and assuming you bought them when they were first made public, before they even gave out any dividends, or by pretending that growth stocks are dividend stocks).

[Anonymous No.22990761]

>>22990526
don't touch commodity-related leveraged ETFs. These ETFs are known to flop like your dad's penis even when a commodity's index is doing well

[Anonymous No.22990763]

>>22990736
>within the same company
within the same sector (telecomms)

[Anonymous No.22990765]

>>22990734
The study title that anon posted weirded me out though.

[Anonymous No.22990769]

>>22990748
Idk you tell me

[Anonymous No.22990779]

>>22990748

shorts plotted to give trump corona

[Anonymous No.22990780]

>>22990740
In this current climate, meme lines mean nothing.

[Anonymous No.22990782]

US HOUSE ADJOURNS, DOESN'T TAKE UP AIRLINE RELIEF MEASURE
>US HOUSE ADJOURNS, DOESN'T TAKE UP AIRLINE RELIEF MEASURE
US HOUSE ADJOURNS, DOESN'T TAKE UP AIRLINE RELIEF MEASURE
>US HOUSE ADJOURNS, DOESN'T TAKE UP AIRLINE RELIEF MEASURE
US HOUSE ADJOURNS, DOESN'T TAKE UP AIRLINE RELIEF MEASURE
>US HOUSE ADJOURNS, DOESN'T TAKE UP AIRLINE RELIEF MEASURE

[Anonymous No.22990790]

>>22990748
Lower lows lower highs

[Anonymous No.22990794]

>>22990542
What the hell does IBM even do anymore?

[Anonymous No.22990795]

>>22990739
It just seems like that because KyoAni animu are all popular as fuck

[Anonymous No.22990802]

>>22990082
40 contracts of options and 2k shares soon to be 6k shares

[Anonymous No.22990804]

>>22990748
It's called "mum! call the sec! How dare the evil jews not let me be a millionaire yet! They said there would be a short squeeze!"

[Anonymous No.22990815]

>>22990780
Charts never lie

[Anonymous No.22990818]

>>22990782
Annnnnnnnnd we're done.
Pack it up.
Trump is dead.
Biden is dead.
Stimulus is dead.
Drosophila melanogaster is dead.

[Anonymous No.22990824]

>>22990748
The calm before the COOM

[Anonymous No.22990826]

>>22990724
Consoles aren't even out then bitch

[Anonymous No.22990828]

>>22990736
I work in telecom too, I’m a contractor for Verizon and att. Verizon is definitely ahead on the 5g small cell construction projects in majors cities.

[Anonymous No.22990836]

Holy shit this Chink/Pajeet on CNBC with the most stereotypical Chink/Pajeet accent.

[Anonymous No.22990837]

Ladies, gentlemen, and people of all genders...the President of the United States!

[Anonymous No.22990841]

>>22990818
BUT IS QQQ DEAD?

[Anonymous No.22990845]

>>22988598
20 $ In January. Don't you see the pattern? July/January ... July/January... without Corona last year we should have layed in the 5$ zone

[Anonymous No.22990849]

>>22990836
who??

[Anonymous No.22990851]

>>22990818
I added to my Ruger position.

[Anonymous No.22990852]

>>22990836
He sounds like a Johnny Quest villain

[Anonymous No.22990855]

Your running out of time to buy lottery tickets anons. This is the opportunity of a lifetime. Buy a few fucking puts incase old man orange boy dies

[Anonymous No.22990857]

>>22990600
Who's the late 2017 cutie next to dragonslut?

[Anonymous No.22990862]

>>22990721
Oh no, you misunderstand.
It's not "cool" and has definitely nothing to do with "hope". It's dystopian social engineering, more ideologically driven psychopaths manipulating the public discourse because peons can't think for themselves. It's some real dark shit, but betting on misery seems to be the way to go.

[Anonymous No.22990863]

>>22990739
In moe? Maybe but the style has been around and popular before them.

[Anonymous No.22990880]

>>22990828
You didn't mention that you work for the company, so I'm not really certain of the stock availabilities they give you.

[Anonymous No.22990888]

>>22990748
AAAAA THE TRIANGLE IS REACHING THE TIP WHAT HAPPENS THEN

[Anonymous No.22990892]

>>22990837

[Anonymous No.22990898]

>>22990430
Kek, really??

[Anonymous No.22990901]

Are there any simulators that allow for naked puts? Tried using investopedia and it was no go, or am I just going to have to do paper?

[Anonymous No.22990903]

PLTR check-in. How much are you holding? Average cost basis? 225 at $10.58

[Anonymous No.22990905]

My HYLN order got filled at $9.38.......what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.22990914]

>>22990888
Normally it doomps hard. Sometimes you're lucky and it bounces. Rare though.

[Anonymous No.22990917]

>>22990837
Proud supporter of YOU'RE 46th president.

[Anonymous No.22990922]

> sitting comfy after buying in CLF at 5.60 last week
> about to get in on GME because buy the dip faggots

[Anonymous No.22990923]

>>22990905
Did you make that order when it was still shll?

[Anonymous No.22990925]

>>22990905
kek, someone must be pissed right now

[Anonymous No.22990933]

>>22990903
125 at 10,048. Will add more if it goes sub 9,00

[Anonymous No.22990935]

Down 3%
Should I sell?
Crash incoming?

[Anonymous No.22990941]

>>22990903
Bought 500 at 10. Sold 500 at 10.05 right before the tank

[Anonymous No.22990946]

Should I jerk off or wait till my gf comes home

[Anonymous No.22990954]

You guys DID buy BIG two days ago right?

[Anonymous No.22990964]

>>22990946
>gf
cringe

[Anonymous No.22990966]

>>22990905
How does something like this happen, even with really low volume.

[Anonymous No.22990982]

whens the bottom

[Anonymous No.22990983]

>>22990946
Jerk off. She'll probably be too tired to have sex when she comes home, but on the off chance that she wants to women can smell pheromones from your jizz so the residual fragrance of your splooge hanging in the air may make her horny. Kinda like how I'm sure you've realized you can smell her on her period and during ovulation.

[Anonymous No.22990987]

>>22990946

[Anonymous No.22990990]

>>22990946
Jerk off until she comes

[Anonymous No.22990992]

>>22990905
>>22990925
>>22990966

So I made 10 orders for SHLL on monday.....and im pretty sure my order went through i was running a slight loss.
Then i saw this morning after the ticker changed to HYLN my order wasn't filled for some reason, idk what was going on it seemed like a glitch because of the ticker change.
I bought 3 more shares to see what was up and if i could get my order filled and i did a market buy of 3 shares. Lmfao and it got filled at $9.38. Can someone explain what dark powers there are that are responsible for this shit. imagine if i bought higher volume and got filled at 9.38.

[Anonymous No.22990996]

>>22990914
IT'S A BOUNCE
WE DID IT REDDIT
WE SAVED GAMESTOP

[Anonymous No.22990998]

Already have 50 shares of Palantir. Should I buy 50 more?

[Anonymous No.22991003]

>>22990818
They dont know abuot my PLAN G~

Airlines and Cruiselines crash, meanwhile
Dominos, Costco, HD, etc.. go nuclear.
Cramer already said "stay at home" stocks would explode if no stimulus.

[Anonymous No.22991009]

>>22990987

[Anonymous No.22991010]

>>22990946
Jerk off in front of the front door and try to time it so that you cum just as she comes through it

[Anonymous No.22991013]

/smg/, my M1 Finance app is reporting I lost 80% of value on the stock NTES, even though the stock didn't move enough to justify this loss.

I didn't put in any sell order either, is the app fucking up or am Imissing something?

[Anonymous No.22991024]

>>22990430
brainlet here, what do the numbers mean?

[Anonymous No.22991027]

>>22991003
Cramer is too worried about forcing his gay masks on everyone to know what's going on with markets.

[Anonymous No.22991028]

>>22990954
this would be a STAY at home stock i was mentioning.

[Anonymous No.22991034]

>>22990992
Maybe algos got confused do the ticker name change.

[Anonymous No.22991035]

>>22990754
Bro literally go dial in the numbers yourself. Or are you just telling me not to believe my lying eyes?

Heres oct 2000 to oct 2020, where yes SPY does absolutely outperform DIV, but if you stop at oct 2019, DIV is actually miles ahead. Am I missing something here? Because DIV is cheaper than ever and it seems to me that the next 20 years could follow a very similar trend.

[Anonymous No.22991041]

>>22990996
OH NO WE GOT TOO COCKY BROS IT'S JUST GOING BACK TO THE REAL HYPOTENUSE

[Anonymous No.22991051]

>Low volume pump
Dump it bobo

[Anonymous No.22991056]

>>22991009
Did Dante really say this? What DMC was this? Holy based.

[Anonymous No.22991058]

>>22991024
Ignore him, he's just very upset about some GME calls he bought for this month instead of next even though he knew PS5 wouldn't be coming until next

[Anonymous No.22991060]

>>22990862
>Oh no, you misunderstand.
>It's not "cool" and has definitely nothing to do with "hope". It's dystopian social engineering, more ideologically driven psychopaths manipulating the public discourse because peons can't think for themselves. It's some real dark shit, but betting on misery seems to be the way to go.

[Anonymous No.22991066]

>>22991035
Oct 2000 to oct 2019

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22991070]

Those OTM VXX puts I bought just crossed the threshold and have transformed to ITM puts. The Bogs are giving me the power to dump this over priced volatility on some schmuck. Thanks Bogs.

[Anonymous No.22991071]

>>22991035
When this discussion was happening before, I tried it out starting in 2012 and it underperformed by a lot.

[Anonymous No.22991076]

Rate my portfolios

1:
ABEO 38.84%
RAD(CSE) 23.48%
SSSS 37.69%

2:
T 41.87%
DSL 29.45%
PLTR 22.35%
XOM 6.03%

[Anonymous No.22991083]

>>22990721
do you sincerely believe PLTR is a $9 stock

[Anonymous No.22991086]

>>22991024
some retards on /smg/ bought call options dated for expiry on 10/23 for 20 bucks. they expected gamestop to reach 20 bucks before 10/23 because they invest based on nostalgia

[Anonymous No.22991091]

>>22991035
Do it yourself instead of using fake and gay made-up numbers.
PS: DIV doesn't exist before 2013.

[Anonymous No.22991097]

Buy REFR and Buy CLF

[Anonymous No.22991099]

>>22990862
Nigga you're describing FAAG, that train sailed

[Anonymous No.22991102]

>>22991083
till next year yeah then it'll slowly grind up like the other us stocks (rtx ba)

[Anonymous No.22991103]

>>22991066

Now do TQQQ.

[Anonymous No.22991105]

>>22991013
Probably messed up by the 5-to-1 split; I've seen M1 have problems with options exercising as well, so wouldn't surprise me.

[Anonymous No.22991106]

>>22991034
okay bro but how the fuck does my market order for a share at 40 bucks get filled at 9 bucks tell me how that makes sense bro tell me explain why i cant jsut keep doing that and hacking the system

[Anonymous No.22991111]

>>22991097
I bought some CLF calls because I'm broke and need to scalp and they were cheap, hope youre right you dumb faggot

[Anonymous No.22991112]

>>22991056
You fucking retard that's RE3 with a modded Dante.

[Anonymous No.22991121]

>>22991027
CNBC is so old money minded its not even funny either. they literally just shat all over the Tech sector cause Apple dropped 1 dollar at noon. "Buy cyclicals instead!"
tech makes money hand over fist literally daily. and they hate that.

[Anonymous No.22991123]

>>22991056
It was a reskin and recaptioning of RE:3 remake, because people were trashing how Jill was made to be the stereotypical tank top wearing, man hating, lead female video game character with zero femininity.

[Anonymous No.22991132]

>>22991060
Why everyone thinks PLTR is a surveillance company? It's software is good for managing big chunks of data, it's not a fucking big brother

[Anonymous No.22991139]

>>22991121
>CNBC

[Anonymous No.22991146]

>>22991112
To be fair, DMC is a reskilled RE game so...

[Anonymous No.22991158]

>>22991106
Maybe it's internal with the broker you use.
Try again with another spac, making the order before and increasing the order after, could be an exploit.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22991161]

>>22991035
>>22991066
WTF happened in 2010? DIV just fucking coom shotted like a 100% return.

[Anonymous No.22991170]

>>22991158
this try this sounds neat

[Anonymous No.22991181]

>>22990082
100 shares, plus 4 contracts of $1 puts sold.

[Anonymous No.22991183]

Spys got no new higher highs and higher lows guys. Oh no.

[Anonymous No.22991197]

>>22991146
Yeah and it sucks.

[Anonymous No.22991203]

>>22990748
A downtrend into consolidation followed by a probable breakout into a retrace. There's so many good entries on that chart.

[Anonymous No.22991209]

>>22991161
Yeah, if you start after that it underperforms by a lot.

[Anonymous No.22991214]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY THE FK DID I AVERAGE UP ON GMR OVER $10?? My cost basis is almost $8 because of my retard greed

[Anonymous No.22991222]

>>22991158
>>22991170
>Maybe it's internal with the broker you use.
>Try again with another spac, making the order before and increasing the order after, could be an exploit.
you guys are joking right lol cuz i have a ton of SPACs on my portfolio just look at it. if this is an actual exploit i could become very rich, but if its not an exploit im just buying up more shares and losing money

[Anonymous No.22991229]

TSM 85c 10/16, yeah or nah?

[Anonymous No.22991231]

D I E
Q Q Q
D I E

[Anonymous No.22991243]

>>22991214
Mine is 9.46

Who fucken cares dude, stop being a baby

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22991245]

>>22991241
>>22991241
>>22991241
>>22991241

[Anonymous No.22991250]

WHERE IS THAT FUCKING SSSS SHILL

HES FUCKING DEAD

[Anonymous No.22991269]

>>22990526
Well apparently, for reasons unbeknownst, oil is actually doing very well.
The Market doesn't lie, it only reflects.

[Anonymous No.22991271]

NEW!!!!!!

>>22991264

[Anonymous No.22991276]

>>22990166
It looks like I'll get stuck with my $44 and $41 puts being excised next week, and I'll have 100 shares at a $44.33 average.

The premiums on it are pretty cray cray, though, and I'll be selling 1-week covered calls starting at $48 and staying +10% indefinitely.

Could be back to fucking 50 by next Friday, though, and I'll sell more puts at -15%.

[Anonymous No.22991277]

>>22991214
just bought in wish me luck bros

[Anonymous No.22991281]

>>22990082
100 contracts

[Anonymous No.22991295]

>>22991229
If you're writing it on a green day yeah.
TSM is not something you play options on unless LEAPs. Look at how it moves and its beta

Im kinda expecting it to still be at $80 when i buy back in after selling GME

[Anonymous No.22991299]

>>22991271
No >>22991241
>>22991241
>>22991241
>>22991241

[Anonymous No.22991308]

>>22991222
Checked
Spacs are a new investment vehicle it isn't ridiculous to presume that they were implemented correctly in every way on every platform.

[Anonymous No.22991331]

>>22991308
*weren't

[Anonymous No.22991349]

>>22991243
i was actually humble braggin

[Anonymous No.22991635]

>>22991070
That letter Y is atrocious. How the fuck is that supposed to be a Y? Dios mio, man.

[Anonymous No.22991742]

>>22991103
> Making a triple leveraged ETF your retirement stock
See you at the nursing home senpai