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>> No.22986442

Buy penis

>> No.22986459

first for Melissa Lee's butthole

>> No.22986460

Buy SBE

>> No.22986464

Trump dies tomorrow

>> No.22986480

>>22986464
Say it with me:
>PRESIDENT PENCE

>> No.22986482

>>22986464
No, u

>> No.22986484
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22986484

Where's the dump?

>> No.22986485
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22986485

I really appreciate that OC, OP. We need more of that. Also, WE RYZEN THE FUCK UP AMDCHADS!!!!!!!!!!!! October is going to be very very good for us.

>> No.22986487

>>22986432
That's a pretty nice OP

>> No.22986489

>>22986464
-5000 points on monday

>> No.22986494

CRSR the best day trade channel flip right now. 18.90 -> 21.00 rinse and repeat. Free money.

>> No.22986498

First for getting boi pucci slammed by black dick in a jobsite porta potty during 100 degree summer heat

>> No.22986504

trump will live but biden got it at the debate and will die before november

>> No.22986510

>>22986464
And everything will moon

>> No.22986511
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22986511

War with China is coming. Chinks will be eliminated.

Praise be to KeK

>> No.22986517

buy UVXY

>> No.22986519

Buy LAC you retards

>> No.22986521

>>22986511
Checked

>> No.22986522

>>22986464
this man is threatening to kill our beloved president. I hope someone reports him to the fbi you cant just go around saying stuff like that

>> No.22986523
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>>22986432
Nice image.

>> No.22986524
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22986524

im convinced the only way to consistently beat the market is to sell options

>> No.22986530
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22986530

Damnit congress! Where's my gibbbbbs!?!?

>> No.22986532
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22986532

>>22986480

>> No.22986533
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22986533

I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE CHEAP STOCKS TODAY

>> No.22986539
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>>22986511
Amen.

>> No.22986546

>>22986530
>engaging with a nonwhite, ever

>> No.22986548

>>22986522
He made a prediction, not a threat, is English not your first language or are you just retarded?

>> No.22986550

>>22986533
you could have bought anything you wanted cheap this morning

>> No.22986555

Hello? I was told there would be cheapies today but line go up??

>> No.22986561
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>>22986464
Disgusting desu. You will be cursed to a thousand years of losses.

>> No.22986567
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22986567

from AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA to
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.22986575
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22986575

>>22986464
>Trump is surrounded by the Secret Service, the military, the intelligence guys, and his loyal supporters and family, as well as top physicians and doctors our country could offer
America's got nothing to worry about. Trump has everything under control.

>> No.22986577

>betting against USA, ever

>> No.22986579

Trump just needs to get some rest, eat a bowl of bat soup and he'll feel right as rain. There's no reason not to buy this market. Longer terms are still the fucking same.

>> No.22986580
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22986580

>>22986511

>> No.22986591
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22986591

>>22986511
Gods be praised

>> No.22986597

>>22986432
kek very good image

>> No.22986604

>>22986432
Underrated thread image. Breddy gud, anon. This oc?

>> No.22986606

everything is dumping again bros

>> No.22986612

>>22986363
Pullback is done. We're going down from here, it's good that you sold.

>> No.22986614

Don’t mind me, just loading up on GME.

>> No.22986617

AMD~
ARISE!

>> No.22986641

>>22986575
bad for optics though

>> No.22986644

>>22986575
Herman Cain was a millionaire surrounded by the best doctors and look what happens to him dead within a week of catching it and he was the same age as trump.

>> No.22986661
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>>22986511
Guess it's time to load up on RTX and LMT.

>>22986604
>This oc?
Yeah

>> No.22986662

Thanks to the anon who called out virgin galactic yesterday

>> No.22986663

>>22986464
This is what we get having our whole government be 70-80+ year olds. Trump, Biden, McConnell, and Pelosi could all die at any moment.

>> No.22986668

When will I learn never to use wells fargo for anything

>> No.22986673

>>22986464
If dubs you take his place

>> No.22986681

>>22986511
my dubs and it will be the chinese century

>> No.22986683

why is BBBY doing so well who the fuck is shopping there anyway

>> No.22986684

>>22986644
Yeah but hes black

>> No.22986685
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22986685

>>22986661
>LMT.

Will go to 500+

>> No.22986686
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22986686

I just bought 1055 shares of ZSAN because I'm a degenerate gambler.

>> No.22986687

>>22986524
Considering something like 80% of options expire worthless, yea you want to be on the house side of things.

>> No.22986690
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22986690

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SELL SELL SELL EVERYTHING

>> No.22986693

>>22986644
Black people have poor health in general. Trump is legit pretty healthy for his age. His vitality even despite his weight. Plus he's got all the shit that regular people can't get even the rich.

>> No.22986694
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22986694

Who are all these retards here thinking Trump getting a cold is a long term market issue? This dip is a clear buy. Bunch of noobs here.

>> No.22986697

>Turn on news
>See this
>What do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEX6Wr9Iz00

>> No.22986706

>GME crabbing like a shitcoin
>miners consolidating still

I cry evrytiem

>> No.22986708

Where is the massive selloff?????????

>> No.22986709
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22986709

BOUGHT $500 TESLA CALL EXPIRING NEXT FRIDAY

>> No.22986717
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22986717

are you doing research on the companies you're investing in?

>> No.22986721

>>22986717
no

>> No.22986732

>>22986708
Check back in 15 minutes.

>> No.22986737
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22986737

>>22986697
Oh God, it started

>> No.22986744

How many years am I holding HYLN for
I refuse to take a loss
I'll wait as long as it takes

>> No.22986745

>>22986708
Not happening. Trump is winning lol

>> No.22986753

>>22986717
no

>> No.22986755

>>22986744
Whats your entry

>> No.22986758

DUMP PLEASE FUCK WHY DID I BUY PUTS WEDNESDAY IM RETARDED

>> No.22986763

>>22986717
Does browsing /biz/ count?

>> No.22986770
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22986770

WHAT DO I BUY, I WANT CHEAPYS THAT WILL MOON COMES MONDAY

>> No.22986793

>>22986694
Not everyone wants to wait 30 years for their sweet sweet 7% YoY gains. Some people have shorter time horizons.

>> No.22986797

uh where is my flash sale?

>> No.22986800

QRD on LAC? Why did it pump?

>> No.22986803

>>22986717
Yeah I’m investing in SPY calls and america will always be the greatest nation in the world so im never gonna lose money

>> No.22986808
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22986808

>>22986511
PRAISE!
Destroy the CCP!

>> No.22986813

>>22986717
I buy, and then I research why they don't go up.

>> No.22986818
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22986818

Bobo forever BTFO'd. Get fucked bears. USA!

>> No.22986822

>>22986793
I meant this dip will be over by afternoon.

>> No.22986829

>>22986793
wut? that's exactly why you buy dips like this morning. I already sold even.

>> No.22986839

>>22986770
DPHC. Merge date should be announced any day now

>> No.22986841

>>22986717
Hah!

>> No.22986843
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22986843

*sips*

>> No.22986848

>>22986800
Because some retard last night said not to buy it. The market is required by law to do the opposite of whatever /biz/ says

>> No.22986851
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22986851

Is it going to dump again? I couldn't buy fast enough fuck sake...

>> No.22986853

Of all the days Trump could of got coronavirus it just had to coincide with the SHLL ticker change. Now I'm here holding bags ffs...

>> No.22986858

>>22986822
This dip hasn't even dipped and I am not happy because I wanted to scoop some shares real quick

>> No.22986861

>>22986843
Buying already running out of steam

>> No.22986869

October to mid November will be a bullrun
Crab to new years eve
Jan: chaddaq new highs to 12.500

>> No.22986886

Rally over, we crab day now.

>> No.22986887

>>22986709
wat strike?

>>22986717
the game has changed, its all about green line go up or down. the market is shitcoin city, reserach doesnt matter for shit anymore

>> No.22986889
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22986889

>news of trump being sick am bullish

>> No.22986893

>>22986818
Where's the 40% dip March dip? Where's the 20% 2019 bear close? Where's the 80% 2021 recession dip?

>> No.22986898

>>22986697
>make the intro screen blood red
thanks lads

>> No.22986905

>>22986755
Average of 42

>> No.22986906

>>22986694
why is there this stupid face on the cat? like this i can't see if it is real or not :(

>> No.22986907

>>22986886
I've been hailing the crab recently but I think today is Bobo's
Except for GME, GMErs are all gonna COOM

>> No.22986911
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>> No.22986928

>>22986907
dunno we're tanking right now

>> No.22986931

>>22986905
Within a month then. Some brokerages can't even trade it yet from previously held SHLL so i expect it to dump more today once people like me can cut losses.

>> No.22986932
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22986932

Fire sale on the $7 strikes

>> No.22986945
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22986945

>>22986932

65k in CLF options
70k in REFR

>> No.22986951
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22986951

I lost so much fucking money today lol

>> No.22986954

>>22986693
>Trump is legit pretty healthy for his age
>fast food every day
>obese
>never works out because he thinks you're born with a finite amount of energy
>tons of coke at least in his youth if not more recently
>claims to have taken hcq preemptively months ago, despite that not being considered a use for it even among those that claim it's effective in corona cases
I don't really expect him to die because of top medical treatment and availability of constant care for him, but don't kid yourself about the state of his health

>> No.22986959

lel strips only open at 11am here

>> No.22986962

Next time LAC dips to 12 I’m selling alll my shitty WKHS and HYLN and throwing it into LAC. Fuck you retard who told me not to, thank god I at least took out a call on LAC this morning.

>> No.22986965

>>22986906
I assure you it's as real as Trump having Covid.

>> No.22986966

>>22986951

Just average down on whatever you are holding anon

Trump is playing Chess here. If Tom Hanks got the virus months ago and got better then so can Trump

>> No.22986970

>>22986928

Miners are keeping me afloat while GME shits the bed again.

>> No.22986971

So how the fuck does UVXY work? More volatility = higher gains?

>> No.22986973

>>22986717
Yes, which is why I'm confident GME will moon twice and I'll trade on the swings both times.
I'm also looking into PLAY. They'll be up at least $25 by next March.

>> No.22986979

HERE IT COMES

>> No.22986982
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>>22986644
Herman Cain is a millionaire alright, but unlike Trump he had no access to special antiviral vaccines and medicine. Many antiviral vaccines are available to the highest seats of the government, pharma, and the military are not available to the general public. Jesus Christ man, he's the fucking president of the most powerful country in this planet. He has all the resources he needs and there's no way a simple Chinese flu could stop our man!

>> No.22986983

Should I buy $BONER at 6?

>> No.22986992

>>22986931
What are your predictions for it being profitable? My concern is that its only as high as it is because of the merge hype. I feel like it'll drop to $20 or some shit by the end of the year and steadily climb. Maybe all the short fags bailed yesterday though

>> No.22986993

BBBY and LAC which should i buyfor a weekend flip? i wanna sell on monday

>>22986962
i bought LAC on monday, i told you guys about it. LAC actually has a future because it provides a useful resource that is high in demand

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>>22986951
How pathetic is your life that you're at a fucking strip club this early in the morning?

>> No.22987002

>>22986966
>JUST average down
lol..

>> No.22987005

OH NO NO NO BULLS
OH NO WHAT HAPPENED?

>> No.22987010

where are all those fucking idiots who were arguing with me about how the leader of the free world coming down with hoaxflu WASN'T going to dump the market
i told you billionaires were letting you pump their bags before dumping
show yourselves you permabulltard morons

>> No.22987013

SOFTBANK WHALE IS BACK
Invested in Netflix, Amazon, Google, Facebook

skipped out on apple tho... hmmmm

>> No.22987014
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22987014

The worst is over lol

>> No.22987016

>>22986982
l-lol?
I hope this is just shitposting.

>> No.22987017

>had UVXY calls expiring today
>sold yesterday to keep loss at 50%
FUCK

>> No.22987024

>Corsair is my only stock in the green
Not even Trump getting the ronavirus can stop Corsair. Where my pirate lads at?

>> No.22987025

>>22987001
Still slightly better than the poor whore that has to dance at the strip club this early in the morning

>> No.22987027

>>22986709
>tattooing a random junkie whore you have no connection to on your arm
lel

>> No.22987028

>>22986993
>LAC
Nice call on this anon. Thanks.

>> No.22987030

>>22987005
Trump was transferred to a Pennsylvania clinic a few minutes ago. Check twitter/NBC

>> No.22987036

>LAC mooning

Can’t buy because my instant cash is locked up already with FUCKEN GAMESTOP

REEEEE

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>>22986464
This, except Biden dies tomorrow after being confirmed infected today before market close.

>> No.22987046

>>22986993
Thank god for LAC. The call I got on it is covering all my losses from shitty meme stocks this morning.

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>>22987005
It'll go up in a few minutes while you're still a seething bear since March 23.

>> No.22987056

>>22987036
It's M'AM!

>> No.22987058

>after buying in multiple times at different prices, i am now officially red on GME

financialy ruined

>> No.22987059

>>22986992
I have no idea I was banking on a short rise to over 50 on merge hype. Yesterday when I was talking about it I was called a retard for asking if the merge was priced in at this point and pointed to NKLA. I realize now a bit too late that I was right and that the merge hype from NKLA that struck after, has made other SPAC like this one moon earlier and the previous meteoric rise to 58 was likely the true pump. Im just going to take my loss if my shitty broker ever allows me to

>> No.22987075

>>22986962
Can't wait until LAC follows the same trend and you kill yourself because the line isn't always green

>> No.22987080
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22987080

Less than 1 week of holding this position, still up big league

>> No.22987086

>>22987075
I mean yeah but that’s to be expected

>> No.22987093

>>22987016
What, you think Trump doesn't have all the resources he needs?

>> No.22987095

>>22987014
Red pill me on REFR? I have $500 for cheapies after my SHLL gains

>> No.22987109

>>22987053
I still think it's gotta dump. I understand the reality that Trump being sick doesn't actually change anything concretely but normals are stupid, they're gonna sell. If I'm wrong all I lost is a small amount I threw into 0DTE SQQQ calls, didn't sell anything, but I think we're going down.

>> No.22987113

got stopped out of my long... fucking kikes. Still green on the day, but I hate losing trades man.

>> No.22987114

my call options were starting to pick up steam and now this. going to expire worthless end of November now. I'm done playing options, the slightest black swan -- not even a black swan, a grey swan -- can crush their prospects.

What should I do if an option is about to expire worthless? Exercise and just hold the underlying stocks and hope they recover value in the next 2-3 years?

>> No.22987120

>>22987093
I wouldn't bet on that. He's old and fat, if he has to lay weeks in some respirator then it might kill him. If you're old and lay down for a month you might not get back up.

>> No.22987123

BBBY and DDS are going to squeeze before GME
Fuck lol. When will GME short interest dip to 60% so we can get the same action? Too many fucking shares floating in GME right now for a squeeze

>> No.22987133

$MAG has been moving up for weeks. Get in on this shit bro’s

>> No.22987134

>>22987010
>indexes down less than 1%
your autism is crippling bro

>> No.22987136

BART

>> No.22987149

>>22987093
Imagine being so far gone you believe magic and aliens exist but only for presidents. Wew!

>> No.22987154

>>22987113
Get fucked baggie lmao stop losses are for pussies

>> No.22987169

>>22987114
Buy mostly the underlying, treat call options as a potential bonus if things break your way

>> No.22987173

>>22986511
Bullish!
DFEN
LMT
PLTR

>> No.22987180
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22987180

>>22986945
Someone explain CLF to me?

>> No.22987184

I'll stop looking until 2pm or so. Crabbing in the red is even more annoying than crabbing in the green

>> No.22987187

>>22987154
Sometimes I'm fucking wrong. $100 of buying power I don't lose works just as well as $100 of buying power from gains.

>> No.22987189

>>22987180
It’s a bankrupt steel mill company

>> No.22987200

everything seem to be getting back to normal after the morning shock.
EVERYTHING EXCEPT GME!!!

>> No.22987204

>>22987044
Ya except Biden dying would make the markets moon.

>> No.22987206

>>22987187
I unironically placed a stop loss order immediately after jabbing you for getting stopped out kek

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>> No.22987215

RKT bros we seem to be back in business. GME bros not so much

>> No.22987222
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>>22987109
>I still think it's gotta dump.
That's wishful thinking. Normals aren't that stupid, they knew Biden is gonna lose anyway. This is Trump's trump card against Biden. Biden's locked in a checkmate, unable to move, unable to think and unable to move forward. You're just trading with your emotions.

>>22987120
>>22987149
>wanting the guy who wants to save America to die
Communist traitors.

>> No.22987231

>sold my PLTR to put into AMD
>bought 70 more shares of GME to write covered calls the next time it moves upward a bit
are the bogs going to fuck me?

>> No.22987243

>>22987200
>sub-$10 stock that jumped 50% in the last 3 weeks can't retain gains every single day
fucking corona investors

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22987248

Should I short GME?

>> No.22987253

>CTIC
You all can thank me later

>> No.22987255

>>22986962
God I hate dumb fucks like you

>> No.22987262

>>22987248
coomer here
please do

>> No.22987271

>>22987248
yes fuck all these retarded incels thinking they'll somehow get a 10 bagger on fucking gamestop

>> No.22987278

>>22987231
yes, why did you sell the google of military industry complex for fucking epic videogaming stocks?!

>> No.22987280

>>22986813
based

>> No.22987281
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22987281

When the nasdaq drops below 10.6k next week, will the retail incestors finally realise that this is a bear market, and sell their Tesla stock?

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22987282

>>22986432
Thanks for the Smith & Wesson recommendation pham

I didnt do a DD besides common sense with presidential uncertainty and rumor of ammo shortages. When should I sell? If this reaches 100% I'll sell no matter what out of principle but any of you guys have price targets? I bought this call because it was what I had left

>> No.22987283
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>TFW sold off shares to get into a better position
>stock doesn't dip

thats it. back to ironhands. doesn't matter if trump dies tonight just give me back my position dammit

>> No.22987286

>>22987253
Where were you an hour ago, asshole

>> No.22987288

... guys when do stonks go up?

>> No.22987289
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>>22986432
I don't visit /smg/ often, but that's a fucking nice pic. Good job anons, I hope you enjoy your gains or stay strong with your losses.

>> No.22987290

>>22987248

Ever short makes this better for COOMcats

>> No.22987291
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>>22987253
Ight they got any good options. I’m all in....

>> No.22987301

>>22987281
TSLA isn't a stock pick, it's a lifestyle

>> No.22987311

>>22986464
No. Next month.

>> No.22987312

>>22987005
Nothing yet. Buying lotto tickets on the chance something does. Worth losing a grand over a chance to make it if the president kicks the bucket. It's a really a good opportunity to make it if something does happen

>> No.22987321

>>22987278
when is PLTR going to not suck dick as a vessel for making money? because AMD's releasing new competitive GPUs in the next month. I expect PLTR to do jack shit in that time, and I can buy in later if it stops being entirely flat

>> No.22987336

HERE IT FUCKING COMES

>> No.22987338

>>22986511
>More than one billion chinks will be eliminated
Good luck trying lol. No one can attack China nowadays

>> No.22987346

>>22987336
chop chop

>> No.22987349

>>22987321
>IT'S BEEN LIKE TWO DAYS, FUCKING TENBAG ALREADY!

>> No.22987352
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22987352

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

did you buy the dip this morning?

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22987357

>broker still won't let my DHLL transfer to HYLN
>literally forced to diamond hand as hundreds of dollars melt away
Wells Fargo, not even fucking once lads.

>> No.22987359

>>22987349
yes

>> No.22987365

ABUS
thank me later

>> No.22987371

>>22987352
got my USAC and SQQQ calls loaded up yesterday

>> No.22987376
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>>22987338
>No one can attack China nowadays

Pajeet our sons will throw poo infecting the Chinese with a virus worse than Coronachan.

>> No.22987380

>>22986644
Herman dealt with cancer complications for years

>> No.22987383

Here
It
Comes

>> No.22987395

>>22987365
>philadelphia
why

>> No.22987398
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22987398

BIGLY GREEN BY EOD

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>>22987282
Bump. Where the fuck are the SWBI fuckers who were shilling yesterday??

>> No.22987435

>>22987204
No no, it'll make the markets temporarily dip so everyone can buy cheapies. THEN it will moon!

>> No.22987446
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What the fuck was that

>> No.22987459

>>22987395
form 4 sept 28

>> No.22987461

>>22987446
>lol i'll bet we can make people buy in again

>> No.22987462
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22987462

>>22987213

>> No.22987475
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22987475

Let me ask you EVfags something. Ford and other car companies with established brand, factories, patents and technology have a market cap of 20-40 billion. Yet shit like SHLL and SPAQ get evaluations worth 2 to 6 billion.

How the fuck are those SPACs considered so valuable? By what metric?

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>>22986511
I HAVE ALIBABA SHARES. I CANT HAVE THE CHINKS ELIMINATED

DUBS AND YOUR POST IS INVALID

>> No.22987489

>>22987459
not showing anything

>> No.22987490

>>22987475
Because legacy motor companies are THAT far behind.

>> No.22987491

>>22987475
growth potential

>> No.22987502
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>>22987483
>DUBS AND YOUR POST IS INVALID

Praise be to KeK

>> No.22987504
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22987504

So the day I buy DRIP it fucking tanks. Oil is still going to shit though, right?? I'm instantly down 6%

Also what the fuck UVXY??

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22987509

Is this fucker ever going to recover?

>> No.22987510

>>22986993
lmao. I posted about LAC in one of these threads about a month ago. my average? $4.75. kek.

>> No.22987511

https://twitter.com/IntelDoge/status/1312047649521008641

How can we profit off of this?

>> No.22987524

I think ITUB can climb today on ex-div date (tomorrow).

>> No.22987530
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>>22987504
>Oil
You've seen XOM and MRO? I wouldn't touch any OIL till at least early next year imo

>> No.22987550

i watched it after people went crazy for PLL when they got their contract with TSLA and figured investors would flock to it next

>> No.22987551

>>22987459
all i found is this
http://www.globenewswire.com/news-release/2020/09/28/2099840/0/en/Arbutus-to-Participate-in-Virtual-Fireside-Chat-at-Chardan-s-4th-Annual-Genetic-Medicines-Conference.html

>> No.22987552

>>22987511
If Biden tests positive buy buy buy buy

>> No.22987557

today is gonna green
>left is happy and considers it a good news
>right is in denial and won't sell

>> No.22987560

gme bros...... will today be the day..............

>> No.22987564

>>22987491
In such a crowded market?
>>22987490
Source? It's hard to believe especially when SPAQ has plans for outsourcing their stuff to WV

>> No.22987566

>>22987530
That's the point though - DRIP is an inverse oil ETF and has been going up steadily for months. I was betting on it continuing that trend today since OPEC is increasing supply but oh well fuck me, what a clown market

>> No.22987568

>>22987524
In at 4.00, will sell at 4.25. Volume looks good, has potential to go higher.

>> No.22987582

>>22987509

Yes but in a limited basis. They will be forced to sell IPs and down scale events at the parks.

>> No.22987584

Wow GME bros we actually did it. We survived today. $9.50 confirmed as the bottom for the rest of the year.

>> No.22987587
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22987587

PLTR bros...
what went wrong

>> No.22987601

>>22987557
buy now. it's going to moon.

but only for today. don't be a retard.

>> No.22987610

>>22987504
UVXY really shit the bed

>> No.22987612

>>22987489
Here you go anon
https://newsfilter.io/a/a43f88100561483c2a1474a9277ecbd3

>> No.22987624

I liquidated most of my portfolio and now only hold three stocks, TSLA, SPCE, PLTR. Am I going to make it?

>> No.22987634

>>22987475
No one wants to buy a Ford. Their established brand is that of a piece of shit.
They are also incredibly far behind not just battery technology but AI as well.
I can't wait to see Ford die.

t. Ford owner.

>> No.22987636

>>22987566
https://www.reuters.com/article/us-oil-opec-saudi-price/saudi-energy-minister-promises-ouching-like-hell-for-oil-price-gamblers-idUSKBN2682V2

>Abdulaziz bin Salman got you gud

>> No.22987647

this is fucking retarded

>> No.22987650

>>22987624
Needs more GME. I wish I had more money to buy below $10. Use this gift.

>> No.22987652

>>22987624
>Am I going to make it?
fraid not anon rip

>> No.22987666

>>22987624
SPCE good long term, rest shit good luck.

>> No.22987668

>>22987612
got it but that doesn't look all that significant
i also see a spike from a couple months back
why should i believe you're not a bagholder

>> No.22987671

So will my shll automatically turn into hyln some time?

>> No.22987675

>>22987584
Does that mean iron hands will be rewarded as soon as Monday?

>> No.22987678

>>22987587
you fell for a meme that had no meme magic but you thought it did have meme magic because you are in a very small little bubble of information. No one outside of /biz/ really gave a shit about PLTR.

>> No.22987683

>still can't trade SHLL/HYLN on my broker
I suffer internationally.

>> No.22987685

>>22986432
That IMG made me look. Usually never reading /SMG/ as I only gamble on shitcoins like a retard. Just have to leave a "Well done, fren."

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>>22987647
no logic is allowed in this general

>> No.22987690

>>22987624
Sell the first 2 to buy more PLTR and you're golden

>> No.22987701

>>22987666
Thanks satan.

>> No.22987715

>>22987283
>WHEN WILL IT END?
>WHEN WILL IT FUCKING END????
>WHEN WILL THE FIGHTING END???

Nice.

>> No.22987717

>>22987668
I'm not even in it yet. Going to buy at 2.80s premarket monday. Maybe it does tank, but I doubt it. They're arguing for royalties in the delivery system of the covid vaccine. They'll get it too.

>> No.22987719

>>22986511
Checked

>> No.22987720

Its going to happen guys

>> No.22987729

>>22987666
long term meaning what? I'm not living another hundred years

>> No.22987735
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22987735

Anyone else eyeing SPAK? It's a new etf that tracks SPACs.

>> No.22987739

>>22987686
Was he able to get some milk?

>> No.22987741

>>22987717
will watch it
ty bro

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>>22987678
>No one outside of /biz/ really gave a shit about PLTR.
But /biz/ said it's like investing into the CIA and NSA

>> No.22987755

>>22987675
Based Cohen and Burry will reward our faith.

>> No.22987758
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22987758

what do you call this pattern?

>> No.22987764

Jumped into a VXX put position. This was the play all along. With volatility up, the SPY call premium is fucking retarded, and with the expiry a full week away there's still going to be enough theta that when these get ITM i'll be fucking golden.

>> No.22987772

>>22987582
>Forced to sell IPs

Imagine being the cuck studio on the receiving end of Star Wars.

>> No.22987782
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22987782

KO, my largest holding, just had the divvy posted into my account and I bought some stonks on the dip

THANK YOU BASED KO

>> No.22987783

bros, should I be liquidating my position in FNGU and flip it over to TQQQ/TSLA?
If shit pops off with China I can't see FNGU doing well.

>> No.22987789
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22987789

fucking hell it's tanking again

>> No.22987791

>>22987582
GameStop confirmed for buying Star Wars.

>> No.22987798
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22987798

So that's it? Man bears are weak as fuck

>> No.22987811

Will Tesla be green on Monday?
Q3 was better than analysts expected

>> No.22987813

>>22987755
Digits confirm

>> No.22987814

>>22987758
The 'panic until US markets open' pattern

>> No.22987816

does anyone think palantir is a good buy?

>> No.22987817

>>22987754
Don't listen to that moron

>> No.22987827

I've been saving money for a potential house deposit but I'm thinking of moving to another country in 2 years so I'm too cash rich for nothing (missed out the biggest rally in history this year)

Anyway I got about £60k to invest, and was thinking of just chucking into a boomer vanguard fund.

Is it a bad idea?

>> No.22987832

was the aftermarket dip really cause of Trump COVID?

It boggles my mind that brokers actually give any significance to this

>> No.22987833

>>22987816
yes and it's at gift price right now

>> No.22987838
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22987838

enjoying your dip?

>> No.22987844
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>>22987564
Motor companies assemble parts from tons of different manufacturers together into cars, very few parts are made in house, it has always been this way.
They have to actually invest in EV companies to use their transmissions, battery packs, etc. If you've noticed basically all EV related news from car companies is them purchasing or making deals with EV companies to use their resources in some way, it's never that they developed new tech themselves, they don't actually have the capability to build everything, they have limited fab volume. I remember a news story recently where one American car company (not sure which) buys their EV transmissions from Tesla now.

>> No.22987850

>>22987827
invest all in SPCE, we're mooning on October 22

>> No.22987851

SCMbros ww@

>> No.22987862

brace for impact

>> No.22987871

LULU tanking

>> No.22987882

>>22987282
Gunbro here,
SWBI target is about 25, max previously was baout 26ish.
If Elections go badly and black friday sales, shoot for mid to late november.

>> No.22987899

HERE IT COMES

>> No.22987906

where my permabulltards at?

>> No.22987909

Have we started the fire?

>> No.22987913

>>22987758
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUGU_Zlf9tU

>> No.22987921
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>>22987475
>be me, at car selling place
>do I buy this boring car from a massive company with decades of experience in making this shit
>or do I buy this chinese literally who that lives on borrowed time and whose upholstery is probably going to give me anal canceraids

>> No.22987922

>>22987729
Couple years.

>> No.22987924

>>22987850
What happens on october 22nd?

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22987930

nothing personal

>> No.22987936

>>22987882
Also if you get nervous cut out before nov 3,
also remember SW actually did a 3 to 1 split into a new outdoor company, name of which escapes me, in summer.

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JUST

>> No.22987952

Dumped all and strapped into SQQQ for the weekend ride WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.22987957

>>22987924
SPCE is mooning, apparently

>> No.22987964

>>22987587
How are you so fucking impatient?
PLTR has been on the stock exchange for less than a week. Look at most stocks in their first couple of months, and they usually either crab or dump after the initial listing.

Let it sit and check back in after a year or two.

>> No.22987965

>>22987921
Are you truly defending Ford?

>> No.22987967

>>22987816
Yeah if you are looking to hold

>> No.22987970
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>> No.22987972

>>22987827
Entirely depends on your tolerance of adding time to your wait before either buying a house or moving.
Opening a position in a fund is generally a good idea, a big chunk of my portfolio is in VUSA.
If line go up then you're good to go but line might go down just before you want to liquidate your position, which means you have to add time on to get your desired return. Bear that in mind.

>> No.22987985

>>22987965
I'm attacking chinks

>> No.22987989

>>22987938
HNGGGG AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.22987994

>>22987970
That's a lot of big words. It must be true.

>> No.22988003

why is this piece of shit market still going down

>> No.22988005
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>>22987921
milkies please

>> No.22988006

>>22987970
remember when /b/ posted the image of the magic growing crystal by mixing together something like bleach and ammonia which produces. highly poisonous gases. lol the good days

>> No.22988009

is now a good time to buy sqqq calls

>> No.22988016

>>22987909
It was always burning

>> No.22988019
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22988019

>>22988003
Have you even turned on the news recently, friendo

>> No.22988025

>>22987957
What does moonong mean

>> No.22988033
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22988033

why is this fraud up

>> No.22988035

>>22987758
>YOU BETTER CRAWL YOUR FUCKING GREEN ASS BACK UP THERE YOU FUCKING SQUIGGLY LINE BITCH CLIMB BACK UP TO MY TENDIES FUCK YOU

>> No.22988043

>>22988006
Who remembers Vitamin Avenger from /fit/

>> No.22988046

>>22988033
So this is the power of html-5.

>> No.22988047

>>22988025
Its about to crash, hard.

>> No.22988057
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>>22988025
Moon is up
When line up line go near moon
Moon good

>> No.22988062

time to catch knives?

>> No.22988072
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>>22988057
no moon gone mean stonk gone

>> No.22988079
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22988079

The only stock I need

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>>22988025
Grug by berry. Grog say berry go to moon.

>> No.22988099

>>22988009
you're a little late

>> No.22988124

>>22988079
FUCK I SOLD THIS ON THE DIP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.22988154
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22988154

gme

>> No.22988160

>>22987827
that would be one of the safer options. you wont see as much in returns but you also wont lose as much unless the entire stock market collapses and as long as you can wait youll get all your money back eventually unless america collapses

>> No.22988189

>>22988154
it will be up come november r-right?

>> No.22988197

Nice """crash""" you got here bears

>> No.22988200

>>22987782
how many shares do you have and how big was the divy from them?

>> No.22988206
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22988206

SOON MY FELLOW COOMERS

>> No.22988216

>>22987189
It's a mining company you dolt

>> No.22988227

>>22988033
They're leading the industry with HTML5 super computers. HTML 5 is the programming standard that will allow them to build custom chips. You're a fucking moron if you don't see the value in that. Don't even get me started on the fact that they've somehow managed to crack the fucking mystery behind gravity and are currently in trials to harness gravitational propulsion systems that will significanly increase energy efficiency to the point where batteries are obsolete.They're going to make TSLA eat their fucking dust. If you're not all in on NKLA you should hang yourself with a piano wire.

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22988236

>>22988154
I made multiple mistakes.

>> No.22988253

>>22988227
Does the infotainment system have a GUI in Visual Basic to backtrace the IP?

>> No.22988260

THEY PAINTED A BULLFLAG ON NASDAQ FUTURES SO THEY COUlD DUMP HARDER AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22988267

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22988268

guise I need to recover my lost 200 bucks from being a degenerate options gambler, what can I buy and flip today through next week?

>> No.22988287

>>22988268
UVXY

>> No.22988288

>>22988268
GME

>> No.22988290

>>22988268
Inb4 gme I have 500 shares that IM NOT SELLING

>> No.22988297

>>22988291
>>22988291
>>22988291
new

>> No.22988306

OH NO NO NO THIS IS THE RUG PULL WE GOT TOO COCKY BROS

>> No.22988346
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>>22988267
Still green here. Closed and realized a few gains too just in case he croaks. Having a good day

Let me guess you're holding tech right.

>> No.22988398

>>22987180
2.5 bil valuation for a company with 10 bil in capital and an estimated rev of 10 bil a year. Possibly undervalued by 3/4x. Also possibly will go bk since LG the CEO is spending money like an old Brazilian boomer.