WAGE SLAVE GENERAL

[Anonymous No.22931748]

>TIME TO GET BACK TO YOUR CAGE WAGEY!

[Anonymous No.22931788]

>GOTTA PACK ALL THOSE DILDOS FOR ALL THE ONLYTHOTS THAT MAKE 10X MORE THAN YOU!

[Anonymous No.22931801]

>DONT WORRY, NOW YOU HAVE THESE GREAT GAMES TO COMPETE WITH THE OTHER WAGIES

[Anonymous No.22931824]

>TIME FOR YOUR LEGALLY OBLIGATED 30MINUTE LUNCH BREAK. NOW WITH SAFETY 'COVID-CAGES'
>EAT FAST, THAT 30 MINUTES INCLUDES TIME IT TAKES TO WALK THROUGH THIS BIG ASS WAREHOUSE TO THE BREAK ZOO

[Anonymous No.22931840]

>AND NOW WE'LL KNOW IF YOUR CO-WORKERS GET WITHIN 6 FEET OF YOU OUR NEW SECURITY CAMERAS WILL LET US KNOW

[Anonymous No.22932034]

Amazing.

[Anonymous No.22932074]

This is hellish.

[Anonymous No.22932135]

JUST

[Anonymous No.22932262]

i hate it here guys. could /g/ help me clock in from home or something? theres plenty of unmanned computers i could pop a flash drive into.

[Anonymous No.22932320]

>>22932262
If you have enough capital just quit and go crypto full time. Your wasting your time there.

[Anonymous No.22932452]

>>22932320
>if you have enough capital

i do not. thats why im here. (and whats worse is my last job paid even LESS than what im getting now, but i was at least doing something i enjoyed)

[Anonymous No.22932764]

is this an amazon warehouse? it's really quite hellish.

[Anonymous No.22932873]

>>22932764
yes. its the most demoralizing, dehumanizing thing ive done. im a picker and this
>>22932262
is what our stations look like. you take product from those yellow shelves on big roombas, put them in the yellow bin and when they get full, you send them down. for 12 hours. it takes 5-10 minutes to get to any of the break rooms and get written up if you arent signed in and picking on time. if you dont want to spend half your break walking you are allowed to stay at your station but theres no chairs, you cant sit on the tote or the steps so they tell you to just sit on the floor. i want this place to burn to the ground or to whistle blow or some shit.

[Anonymous No.22932879]

>>22931840
WAIT WHAT?
cameras in the breakroom? it that legal? do they look at you dick when you pee too?

[Anonymous No.22932900]

>>22932452

I make 5k USD after taxes per month as a software engineer mostly fucking around working from home all year this year

you jelly? kek

[Anonymous No.22932904]

>>22931824
Christ that's grim

[Anonymous No.22932941]

I think id rather be homeless until i created a better opportunity than work in that hellhole...

[Anonymous No.22933004]

>>22932941
yes. i would be able to make enough just to support myself and little needs just by selling art but, i got married a couple years back so i got that as a responsibility now.

>>22932900
a little, 60k is my goal for paintings. i think i can get to that point soon but having to supplement it by working here until then will suck.

[Anonymous No.22933005]

DANCE WAGIES, DANCE FOR YOUR MASTERS
https://youtu.be/iN9eAI46bu0

[Anonymous No.22933007]

Reported for racism

[Anonymous No.22933489]

What other jobs pay $15/hr that require literally no skill/education? GTFO if you think this is dehumanizing, go live in some 3rd world country and eat shit. Bunch of pussies who think they are entitled to stimulating and rewarding work. Just be thankful daddy Bezos even wants you.

[Anonymous No.22933610]

>>22933489
I can't tell if this is bait or not.

[Anonymous No.22933666]

>>22932873
Pretty sure that's an OSHA violation. I would report them

[Anonymous No.22933754]

>>22933005
this makes me want to kill myself

[Anonymous No.22933807]

>>22931801
The gamification of slavery. Absolutely based.

[Anonymous No.22933815]

>>22932873
I work here, 6 hours a day. I make about $150k/year after tax. Its warm, and i can smoke weed all day, and shitpost biz. sorry brother. you'll make it one day

[Anonymous No.22933879]

>>22932873
How could smug billionaire Bezos ever become a trillionaire if it wasn't like that? You have to think about the greater good of the elite, wagie.

[Anonymous No.22934012]

>>22933815
Based. Please gib advice I want this too.

[Anonymous No.22934034]

>>22934012
>advice
What do you want to know? What age are you, where do you live, what can you do, and what are you currently doing?

[Anonymous No.22934043]

>>22933666
thanks satan. enough of a violation that they would pay me to shut up about?

[Anonymous No.22934053]

>>22933489
man, third world is hell

[Anonymous No.22934078]

>>22932873
i worked as a picker for rite aid (before they closed the warehouse and did a mass layoff.) it wasn't that hellish.

then again we only made like $12/hour, not $15/hour.

[Anonymous No.22934084]

>>22934034
>18yo
>Probably autistic
>No talent and lazy
>Live with parents
>Florida
>NEET

[Anonymous No.22934130]

Damn.. I have my orientation with daddy Bezos today and this gave me bad feels. I only need this to pay off my 20k dollar Link loan!

[Anonymous No.22934136]

>>22934084
Well, in order -

young enough to do anything

i'm on the spectrum too, i just ate enough acid when i was younger to blow my mind open and get it in check

make your talent hard work, fuck laziness. learn discipline, and stoicism

good, keep doing that until you have lots of money

sorry about florida

change the neet bit.

[Anonymous No.22934151]

>>22934136
Nah bro I mean what job did you get and how did you get it?

[Anonymous No.22934157]

>>22933815

Based. We're in a similar boat. What do you do anon? I make Jewtube videos and make around the same amount, but I work less.

[Anonymous No.22934267]

>>22934157
What videos do you make? I run an e-commerce company, sell on amazon and ebay. turning over $4 mil a year. Started it 8 years ago.

[Anonymous No.22934385]

>>22934267
I make shitty self help videos. People love mental masturbation. Very nice my friend. Are you expecting more growth?

[Anonymous No.22934408]

>>22934267
>>22934385
Guys please give advice on how to do either of these, especially the YouTube shit.

[Anonymous No.22934461]

>>22934385
>I make shitty self help videos. People love mental masturbation. Very nice my friend. Are you expecting more growth?
Hopefully. e-commerce does not seem to be getting smaller. Link to a vid? understand if you don't want to dox

[Anonymous No.22934499]

>>22934157
Never knew YouTube tossed around that much money

[Anonymous No.22934554]

>>22933489
This. I knew a violin musician from Belarus, he played in an orchestra. He earns 300/month.

$15/hr is huge money and I'll gladly change my office work for a wage cage

[Anonymous No.22934560]

Love these threads.

[Anonymous No.22934590]

>>22933489
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.22934599]

>>22932873
Could you dumb niggers NOT squeeze bottles of liquid chemicals for once? The last three amazon packages I've gotten have fucking leaked you dumb fucking gorilla nigger

[Anonymous No.22934630]

>>22934599
what chems are you buying there little mr breaking bad

[Anonymous No.22934642]

>>22934267
based. do you have any advice for POD shops? whats your main approach to funneling traffic to your site? i sell my art through IG (very sporadic but still fulfilling and encouraging when i do) and also have a POD site that is pretty much collecting dust because i havent had the time to look into FBA or things like that

[Anonymous No.22934648]

>>22934136
>change the neet bit.
How about no you fuckface.

[Anonymous No.22934669]

>>22934630
Cock enlargement

[Anonymous No.22934686]

>>22934648
enjoy your tendies

[Anonymous No.22934692]

>>22934669
Do they work?

[Anonymous No.22934716]

>>22934642
i dont drive traffic anywhere, we natively just use ebay/amazon etc. no need to fight the big boys to get traffic then. POD - i guess have unique niches. I had a buddy who used to sell POD stickers to fit around light switches, for kid's bedrooms. He was the only one out there, and he made a fucking killing

[Anonymous No.22934738]

>>22931801
holy shit lmao

[Anonymous No.22934743]

>>22934692
Yes get yourself some methyl salicylate and rub it all over your penis and it'll start working immediately

[Anonymous No.22934752]

>>22934554
The violinist gets to do what he wants in a lower cost of living country. In America a wage of 15 bucks an hour means you're poor. If fact, if you work for any wage at all you're still poor.

[Anonymous No.22934766]

>>22934686
>enjoy your tendies
I will you faggot.

[Anonymous No.22934784]

>>22934599
i need you to understand that me and every person in these facilities is as physically and mentally separated and detached from each other, our managers, and ESPECIALLY our customers as possible. to my manager i am only my metrics and you to me are just 1 of the four thousand pieces we are supposed to pick each day. i literally do not give a shit about your chemicals because you and your order dont exist in my mind.

[Anonymous No.22934799]

>>22932900
Dont be an asshole, he's suffering enough. Foes it make you feel good?

[Anonymous No.22934820]

>>22934784
Mr Shekelstein will be hearing about this. The customer is always right. Break time's over wagie I'm gonna go masturbate in my kitchen

[Anonymous No.22934828]

>>22934799
It's a LARP, anon.

[Anonymous No.22934841]

>>22933489
this

> brb doing fuck all with your whole life until you turn 25 and realize you fucked up
> brb others start grinding in the educational system from the time they are 14 all the way till 25, sacrifice free time, youth, fun
> brb apply to underpaid internships for years on end to enhance your CV and real life experience/expertise
> brb have zero to none relevant income for all of your teenage years + another 5 after that
> brb go through lenghty interview processes, have to apply to tens of companies despite being in the top 5%
> brb go through 8 step interview process
> brb finally landing a job while getting paid a shit salary compared to your 10 years of prior education for another 2 years before finally making some money
> brb be 27 and in a comfy job with a great future ahead as long as you keep grinding

meanwhile:
> brb do fuck all from 14-25 except get shitfaced and stoned out of your mind
> brb work shit min wage jobs for a few weeks at a time to get enough money to last you another few months while getting fired for not being on time and coming in intoxicated
> brb stupidly raking up consumer debt
> brb have zero worthy skills for 2020 standards
> brb COMPLAIN that you get paid $15/h for picking a thing up and put it in a box

THE ABSOLUTE STATE

[Anonymous No.22934843]

>>22934799
>Dont be an asshole, he's suffering enough. Foes it make you feel good?

[Anonymous No.22934861]

>>22932320
Reminder that ALL jobs are a waste of time.

[Anonymous No.22934875]

>>22934716
oh nice thats a great idea, i think a lot of my ideas are still too centered around markets that are very saturated. (POD shirts in general is just stupid easy to start so there's a company for everything it seems)

[Anonymous No.22934879]

>>22931748
I’m never going back. Coronachan has set me free and I cannot ever go back to the wage cage. At the very least I need an office with a door.

[Anonymous No.22934900]

>>22934841
Not. Getting. A. Job.

[Anonymous No.22934908]

I make $25/hr at home and I want to make more... I have a meme degree though. I love working from home. What else could I do? What job postings should I look for or should I just give up and get a Masters?? I need to move out -_- I’m 23 and living at home. Even though I’m a girl, it’s embarrassing

[Anonymous No.22934943]

>>22931801

Jesus fucking christ. They even gamified warehouse work... IT'S TIME TO STOP.

[Anonymous No.22934952]

>>22934752
The price of an average 1-room commieblock in Belarus is $20,000-30,000. The average mortage is around 12-13%. Ukraine - same. Russia - same.

I'm very sorry, I don't want to be bitter, but fuck you. You have no idea

[Anonymous No.22935010]

>>22931748
At least you don't work for kikes. The kikes who employ me pay me $25k less than market value. I was a dumb college kid when I got this job and they've promised me raises in the past and failed to deliver.

I'm finding a new job. I can save almost every penny of that $25k extra and retire in 10 years

[Anonymous No.22935021]

>>22932900

Don't be a fucking asshole.

[Anonymous No.22935031]

wagie cagie is bad enough...imagine being a DEBT SLAVE.... lol
https://youtu.be/lQf9Ynwsv6I

[Anonymous No.22935041]

>>22934908
You can live with me baby

[Anonymous No.22935057]

>>22934952
Yeah, and the price over here is 450k for a shoebox. You thought your life would stop sucking if you came to America? Fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.22935070]

>>22933007

Kek, nice catch.

[Anonymous No.22935094]

>>22933815

This shit makes my neck hurt.

[Anonymous No.22935176]

>>22935010

Hope you learned to never trust promises. It's either written somewhere or they won't be done.

[Anonymous No.22935284]

>>22931840
..... THE ABSOLUTE STATE

[Anonymous No.22935411]

>>22935057
Please tell me your mortage rate. Please tell me how cops in US can caught some poor Joe smoking weed, then make him sit on a bottle and put him in jail for heroine trading. Please tell me how you'd be beaten up if you stand with a sign saying something offensive about the country, relligion or your president. Please tell me how your 18-year kids are sent as fucking slaves to Kamchatka where they "pay debt to their homeland" by building dachas for their officers.

Again, fuck you. I would unironically suck a man's cock to get out of this mess. What's more funny is that I don't even know if you are a real person or a Kremle-bot, fucking 1984 tier

[Anonymous No.22935576]

>>22935411
>if you stand with a sign saying something offensive about the country, relligion or your president.
komrad get with the times you dont even need a sign for that now

[Anonymous No.22935761]

>>22935411
Mortgage rates around 2%, it still sucks because shoeboxes are 450k. I'd rather have homes that cost 100k with 20% interest rate because then I could buy it outright, no mortgage needed.
>Please tell me how cops in US can caught some poor Joe smoking weed, then make him sit on a bottle and put him in jail for heroine trading
Better that than every retard smoking weed and making it smell like shit everywhere.
>Please tell me how you'd be beaten up if you stand with a sign saying something offensive about the country, relligion or your president
You get beaten up if you stand with a sign saying anything offensive about non-whites, non-lgtbq, or if it's anything pro-white. Can't even advocate for your own people without people harassing your employer to get you fired. Can't defend yourself within your rights without political left wing DAs going after you. The people that attack you for it seem largely immune from the justice system with billionaires funding their bailouts.
>Please tell me how your 18-year kids are sent as fucking slaves to Kamchatka where they "pay debt to their homeland" by building dachas for their officers.
Guess that sucks

[Anonymous No.22935839]

>>22935411
oй бля бeлapyc, вкaтывaeшьcя в aйти кaкoeш пиcoeш пoлyчaeшь 3 кocapя бaчинcких
нaчинaeтcя пиздeц в cтpaнe твoя кoмпaния зa cвoй cчeт вывoзит тeбя из cтpaны paбoтaть в poccийcкий oфиc
пeтyхaны вeздe oдинaкoвыe
(т. вкaтилcя в aйти c нyля гoд нaзaд oбyчaлcя зa cчeт фиpмы)

[Anonymous No.22935876]

>>22935839
пoд пeтyхaнaми я имeю в видy пpoдaвaнoв в бyтикaх и paбoтникoв cклaдoв, им нeгдe в миpe нeт кoмфopтa
ahem nothing special here dear /biz/ users, proceed with your day comrades

[Anonymous No.22935910]

>>22931840
>BEM
Black employees matter? I could get behind this meme

[Anonymous No.22935913]

>>22931840
is that a blm fist?

[Anonymous No.22935915]

mfw I got promoted to a fully remote position with almost double the salary and soon my still-temporarily-remote-since-march coworkers will have to get back to the wagecube while i continue to masturbate at home and eat candy

[Anonymous No.22935947]

>>22931801
I’m not sure what to think
about this.

[Anonymous No.22936045]

>2 months left of my contract
>Don't want to apply for jobs
>NEET money is not enough to live on, but maybe if I combine it with FTM staking
Fuck, I don't want to move in with my parents again bros. I just want a comfy remote job or live on staking money.

[Anonymous No.22936097]

>>22934908
there really isnt much reason to leave the house as a woman until you get married.

[Anonymous No.22936126]

My plan is to wageslave it for the next 5 years until my house is paid off and then I can enter a semi-retired state

[Anonymous No.22936144]

>>22935761
you must live in a very high demand city if a "shoebox" is 450k

[Anonymous No.22936293]

>>22935947
its fucking retarded. i havent used it, just seen the screens. i turn the monitor off and push it to the side as soon as i get to my station. but essentially, your metrics are matched with some avatar or some bullshit and anyone else that signs in does the same and literally, being the fastest picker means your fucking spaceship or dragon or whatever the fuck wins the race. ive only seen one person using it everyone else just ignores it.
we could have used chairs so we can take breaks at our stations but they came up with this kike trickery. being there and even thinking about that place now makes me just hate it so much. what do i look up on OSHA to fucking get these fuckers.

[Anonymous No.22936362]

>>22936126
Minimal debt is the only way to actually escape wage slavery.
>be me
>at bank getting money to pay property tax "I own my home outright so aside from utilities it is my only payment
>white guy in front of me
>"I received a notice about a bounced check."
>"I can't check my acct online."
>"It was a 3 hundo check."
>Lady checks "Sir your account had 28 dollars when they tried to pull the check."
>Guy can't even remember what he was trying to pay off as he stumbles over his snowmobile, boat and other loans
>mfw seeing the true face of wage slavery
>mfw we have to make it at all costs

[Anonymous No.22936612]

>>22936362
Jesus. People are genuine 'tards. I'm thankful my only debt is this damn mortgage. I want it gone

[Anonymous No.22936657]

[Anonymous No.22937008]

>>22933005
clown world is no joke.

[Anonymous No.22937152]

>>22936362
I agree, it's the main reason why I never bought a house. I live in an apartment but my portfolio is enough now to pay my rent.

[Anonymous No.22937179]

Bros i feel wfh can finish at any moment
I'm so saad i don't want to return to office noo

[Anonymous No.22937222]

>>22936657
>JUST WORK HARD BRO

[Anonymous No.22937256]

>>22931824
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.22937257]

>>22933815
What do you even do?

[Anonymous No.22937310]

>>22933815
really a fan of the G915, logitech finally released another great product with this one.

[Anonymous No.22937343]

>>22932873
Bro.. why not be an amazon shopper at Whole Foods? I did that and could make 1k-1.5k a week and still be able to shitpost and jerkoff. This is insane

[Anonymous No.22937717]

>>22937343
didnt know that was an option. is that the official job title, what even is that job? ill look into it.

[Anonymous No.22937731]

>>22931801
Aka mission from your master fkn kek

[Anonymous No.22937743]

Warehouses are modern day slave plantations.

[Anonymous No.22937956]

>>22936097
my parents r abusive unfortunately so I want to move out and have a healthy mindset through therapy before marriage

[Anonymous No.22938024]

>>22937956
Let me guess you'll wait until you are 30 before getting married.

[Anonymous No.22938216]

>>22938024
no desu I want to get married between 26-28

[Anonymous No.22938468]

>>22938216
how are your parents abusive?

[Anonymous No.22938563]

>>22933815
>Having to work at all

Wagies get me every time

[Anonymous No.22938669]

>>22933815
ah yes, the "highly paid" wagie. A few creature comforts and some mind numbing drugs and he thinks hes at the top of the hierarchy

[Anonymous No.22939186]

>>22938468
very controlling, verbally and emotionally abusive, mom sometimes threaten to kill or hurt me
SO NO IM NOT EXAGGERATING

[Anonymous No.22939486]

>>22939186
Tell your mom to SHUT UP, MAN!

[Anonymous No.22939512]

>>22939186
>very controlling
'uhhh hey... amanda sweety, uh i know you were planning on going out tonight but can you make sure that you just fill the car up on your way back? i need to take your mother to the hospital and it would really help out. and please, try to wait until we leave the house to start camming okay honey? love you.
>'OH MY GOD DADDDD YOU FUCKING NAZI FACIST I FUCKING HATE IT HERE YOU CONTROLLING PIECE OF SHIT. YOU WANT ME TO STARVE AND DIE YOU HITLER!??!

[Anonymous No.22939516]

In the vast majority of this world you need to earn a wage through either grueling physical labor (construction, farm work, mechanical assembly etc.) or using your brain to develop a career that is somewhat less grueling. In the amazon wage cage you literally only exchange your time for money (not even minimum wage) putting dildos into colored boxes. You need neither physical not mental prowess. Appreciate what you have you spoiled western nigger or go back to school.

[Anonymous No.22939618]

>>22939512
Ummm no
More like she wont let me date despite being 23, forces me to be a certain profession to be able to brag, told me to not marry certain races, doesn’t want me leaving the house without someone else, even to the park, slut shames me despite being a virgin

[Anonymous No.22939768]

>>22939618
no offense but are you asian? also where do you live?

[Anonymous No.22939792]

>>22931748
if you unironically want to get out of your cage
put everything you have into CAP

>>22937491
>>22937491

[Anonymous No.22939960]

>>22939618
lol your mom sounds based and like she is just trying to protect you. if you havent figured out a way to date and assert yourself to your parents by 23 then thats on you girl. and aint nothing wrong with marrying within your race, seeing as you dont even have experience in the dating realm, you wouldnt know how mixing and matching can prove difficult, not impossible but still. and not leaving the house without someone and what you call 'slut shaming' (which i assume is what you consider her being concerned when you leave the house wearing revealing clothing aka 'Rape Bait') just sound like her not wanting you to get raped and/or kidnapped. and if you are asian like anon presumes, then youre most likely smaller and an easier target.

[Anonymous No.22940750]

>>22933815
what do you do anon? futures trader?

[Anonymous No.22940821]

>>22939768
nj
>>22939960
no she isn’t based desu. she and my dad have also beat my siblings and i and child services has come many times. it’s not regular strict parenting. there’s no reasoning w them. i just need to leave which is why im looking for a job so i dont end up homeless
i only make $25/hr
im looking for $30 rn

[Anonymous No.22940967]

>>22939792
fucking kill yourself and die screaming you scamming piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.22941015]

>>22940821
is 25 really not enough to live on your own? thats a lot down herein texas

[Anonymous No.22941090]

>>22934084

Become a welder as an interim option. Cheap education, pays $18-20 per hour.

[Anonymous No.22941195]

>>22932873
>i want this place to burn to the ground or to whistle blow or some shit.
whistleblow what, that you don't like your job?
christ almighty
then find a different job
is there something actually unsafe or illegal or improper about what you're asked to do? or do you just not like manual labor (and if that's the case, why the fuck would you go out and get a fucking warehouse packing job?)

quit if you don't like your job
your time on this earth is finite
don't waste your life doing shit you don't like
take control of your life

you're not a fucking victim, you're just a fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.22941846]

What form of petty revenge do you prefer?

>[_] Leaving a scathing review of the company, revealing all of the worst shit that happens behind the scenes
or
>[_] Writing reviews that will attract awful employees going forward (ie. super chill here; easy job. Never failed a drug test here even though I blaze it all the time).

[Anonymous No.22942099]

>>22931801

basado

[Anonymous No.22942150]

>>22931824

STOP IT IM LAUHGIN OUT MY GUTS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BASADO MUY RED PILLED MISTER WAGIOS CAGIOS HAHAH

[Anonymous No.22942597]

>>22931824
Fuck... I don't want to live anymore...

[Anonymous No.22942636]

>>22941195
yeah. you’re right. no more excuses.
i just saw this on IG and coupled with the overall widespread victim mindset makes me 1) NOT want to be like that and 2) realize that if this is the competition, if these are the people out there doing what i want to do and actually succeeding then it should be relatively easy to gain success.
>>22941846
lol second one would be funny. could also write in how easy it is to steal now that they’ve disconnected the metal detectors at the exits (at least at my facility). you just gotta cover the camera up and snag what you want from the pods. ezpz

[Anonymous No.22942661]

>>22942636
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.22942709]

>>22938216
That’s too old to get married for most quality men. Unless you want to marry a 50 year old who thinks 28 is young

[Anonymous No.22942863]

>>22932873
phx?

[Anonymous No.22942917]

>>22931748
Just get on TOM team.
We sit outside, drink K-cup coffee and drink free monster drinks.

Occasionally we drive spotter truck.

FREE cdl, 10,000 bonus for moving, free college tuition, healthcare, 2 weeks vacation, 1 week sick time, 2 weeks unpaid time off, and you can 3 months unpaid time off for no fucking reason!

Working as a tier 1 associate can suck... I enjoyed walking around with a pallet jack for 12 hours a day, but the rated jobs like stow, pack or pick suck.

[Anonymous No.22942971]

>>22938216
I live in Ohio and am willing to travel. Have had one partner so almost a virgin.

30 y/o 75k a year 200k in stock and crypto. Let's run away together bb gurl.

[Anonymous No.22943354]

>>22935031
LMAO

[Anonymous No.22943455]

>>22938468
They yelled at her once. Anybody women don't like they call "abusive."

[Anonymous No.22943527]

>>22939618
>Oh no my mother was trying to raise me well and won't let me be a degenerate whore! She's so abusive!
I fucking hate women so much bros.

[Anonymous No.22943583]

>>22941090
That's good advice. Thanks bro.

[Anonymous No.22943601]

>>22943455
take your meds hypernigger

[Anonymous No.22943635]

>>22943527
not staying with your parents until you're 40 isn't being a degenerate whore larping amerimutt

[Anonymous No.22943734]

>>22932900
If you want to be like this OP, leave the US, go to a country with free education, get your degree, come back and get a cushy SWE job.

[Anonymous No.22943821]

>>22943635
>Woman
>European
Damn, you have TWO disabilities???

[Anonymous No.22943923]

>>22931748
this is what i like about 4chan, new things to discover. if this was any other pozzed website it would need to be censored until the media knows what story to spin to make all the robots sing

[Anonymous No.22944055]

They’re really fond of cages

[Anonymous No.22944079]

>>22931824
genuinely one of the most depressing images i have ever seen

[Anonymous No.22944219]

>>22931748
so much to look forward to in this brave new cyberpunk hellscape ;D

[Anonymous No.22944252]

>>22944079
Seconded. TFW you realize that all the "dystopian" movies you've seen just accurately describe aspects of reality.

[Anonymous No.22944388]

>>22933489
Im a roofer making $30/hr, although I started at $17. We dont have any shit like this, and we wouldn't follow those rules even if we did. We literally break every other rule every single day, what are they gonna do, fire us? I'll have a new job at a different company making the same wage or better (yay unions) before I even leave the parking lot.

[Anonymous No.22944505]

>>22931824

>pandemics don't last forever

INVEST IN PLEXIGLASS!

[Anonymous No.22944550]

>>22931748
I just watched the Amazon South Park episode last night. I didn’t realize how accurate it was. Holy fucking shit this is insane.

[Anonymous No.22944994]

>>22943527
this, fucking sluts I hate them so much, what's the good part of fucking around and act like / look a whore? men who can do that w/o being shamed doesn't even care about doing it, so why are women so obssesed with acting like whores? just die already all of you fucking garbage

[Anonymous No.22945025]

Here's the plan lads
>Move out of Canada to Texas with gf
>Make commercials for a living
>Day trade
That's it, that's the plan.

[Anonymous No.22945087]

>>22945025
>gf
ngmi

[Anonymous No.22945224]

>>22931748
Link will go to $ 1000 eoy and we‘ll no longer have to slave

[Anonymous No.22945241]

Pls post more cagie pics

[Anonymous No.22945333]

>>22934136
Will the acid thing help me

[Anonymous No.22945404]

[Anonymous No.22945511]

>>22945025
>move from Canada to US
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.22945548]

>>22931801
the absolute state

[Anonymous No.22945564]

>>22932879
every day is penis inspection day

[Anonymous No.22945682]

>>22944994
They crave attention from men because they didn't get enough from their fathers.

[Anonymous No.22946017]

>>22931824

[Anonymous No.22946354]

>>22942917
What?
What the fuck is this post supposed to mean?

[Anonymous No.22946519]

God speed amazon wagie bro

[Anonymous No.22946615]

I am a wagie for now but I am pulling tons of shifts at macdonalds so I can get a car and pay for my health insurance license. I have a fren who offered me a place at their company and I would be making bank while working from home. Just a little longer bros.

[Anonymous No.22946684]

>>22946615
good luck fren proud of you

[Anonymous No.22946823]

>>22942661
>>22931748
OP youre a faggot for pic related, still voting trump

Even tho ur the enemy, a libtard faggot who bitches on /biz about being a wagecuck, i'm ganna give you my fucking easy 5 steps to getting a 50k/year job by EOW.

1) Think of a marketing company name, like WojakConsulting.com and register the domain.
2) Buy some cheap ass hosting and set yourself up a Wordpress site (COST LESS THAN $50 or fuck it just use Squarespace or Wix
)
3) Add random digital services like Graphic Design, SEO, Web Development
4) Create a resume and add some bullshit title like Digital Marketing Manager (2 years) at your said company
5) APPLY TO DIFF MARKETING JOBS CLAIMING YOU ARE A FOUNDER AND HAVE TONS SELF-STARTUP EXPERIENCE DOING EVERYTHING DIGITAL

THAT'S IT, YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO KNOW REALLY A LOT OF THE SHIT, YOU'RE JUST FRONTING LIKE YOU DO.

THIS IS WHAT I DID TO GET A $40K-50K JOB OVER SOME WEEKS, SHIT'S BEEN SO EASY I GO TO INTERVIEWS LATE, IN SHORTS AND ALWAYS GET HIRED ON THE SPOTS CAUSE THE INDUSTRY IS FILLED WITH DUMB MARKETING DEGREE FAGGOTS.

OK, IF YOU FOLLOW MY ADVICE AND SUCCEED, YOU BETTER FUCKING VOTE TRUMP.

tldr; previous warehouse picker, larped as a founder/manager of digital marketing company on website made overnight and never had to do manual labor again.

[Anonymous No.22947150]

>>22946823
>APPLY TO DIFF MARKETING JOBS CLAIMING YOU ARE A FOUNDER AND HAVE TONS SELF-STARTUP EXPERIENCE DOING EVERYTHING DIGITAL
I’m surprised this worked for you. Typically the HR lady would question why you’re applying for jobs if you have your own company.
The better strategy is to pretend that you worked for someone else. Have a friend register the LLC in his name and use him as a reference.

[Anonymous No.22947516]

>>22947150
>The better strategy is to pretend that you worked for someone else.
Sure, same shit, Make Friend X founder of company and you just a manager. LLC not needed, also none of companies i did don't take the time to fucking look that up or bother to call refs.

You want your own individual skill to shine through more than anything.

Read up on backlinko.com and detailed.com and you should be golden.

You can make 2-3 fake companies, I have like 10 that I just play around with, obviously using fake companies can still get real freelance clients.

For example, sometimes I go into interviews and pitch the company to work as a remote freelancer instead, $1k/m minimum to do some SEO / web dev work.

[Anonymous No.22947549]

>>22947150
>Typically the HR lady would question why you’re applying for jobs if you have your own company.
I want more real world experience / running a company is hard and boring, i just wanna work

They'll think they are hiring a golden child, trust, telling them you're self taught is way more convincing and respected. many such cases.

[Anonymous No.22947634]

>>22946823
>>22947150
>>22947516
>>22947549
This is fucking genius, you probably just increased my future wages by tens of thousands by giving me this info. Shit like this is the reason I come to this God forsaken website, thank you bros so much.

[Anonymous No.22947705]

>>22932873

Yo. Fuck that. I'd clock in and go disappear while applying for jobs on your phone. Sounds like a cancer place to work. That or legit pull your pants down and take a shit while one of those Roombas is coming at you. Free benzo disability check.

I'd do it. Fuck that shit.

[Anonymous No.22947728]

>>22933815

Cool story bro. You're not the only one.

Still fucked that there ppl that work for our pleasure are treated like shit while you scoff at them. You're a piece of shit with a small dick. Go fuck off druggie.

[Anonymous No.22947735]

>>22938669
Oh shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.22947819]

>>22942636
>overall widespread victim mindset makes me 1) NOT want to be like that and 2) realize that if this is the competition, if these are the people out there doing what i want to do and actually succeeding then it should be relatively easy to gain success.
King, that attitude is how you make it and an absolute white pill. Follow that line of thought.
Your competition is the fucking normie retards of the world. You are clearly smart enough to do better, you just need to believe in yourself and push to actually achieve what ever goal you have.
I work for a world wide business, one of the managers doesn't know how to make a folder on her computer. This is your competition, you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.22948077]

>>22934841
cringe and goodgoypilled

[Anonymous No.22948084]

>>22944219

[Anonymous No.22948225]

>>22947819
Incredibly based. 95% of people are unironically cattle.

[Anonymous No.22948346]

>>22946823
i didn’t make that post. i said i saw it and made points against it. learn2comprehension.

i’ll try that tactic tho

[Anonymous No.22948695]

>>22946823
and where are you having the most luck finding jobs/freelance work?