Dad is hiring

[Anonymous No.22809290]

[Anonymous No.22809431]

>>22809290

Jesus christ, you guys told me Sergey was cashing out?

[Anonymous No.22810035]

Someone told sergey there is a mcdonalds on the moon and he aint playing around he wants that moon mac

[Anonymous No.22810078]

>Still looking for a Director of Ops
kek

>Sales "Engineer"
KEK

[Anonymous No.22810109]

>>22809431
You do know the 500K is a mix of node incentives and employee pay right?
It is why some weeks most of it just spreads out to private wallets, and some weeks most of it goes to exchanges.
The Sergey market selling 500K is just a meme born from a series of 700K selloffs that where actual selloffs for the company.

[Anonymous No.22810138]

Does he pay in link?

[Anonymous No.22810254]

>>22809290
Which one is /biz/ shill?
I'll do that for 3 links an hour.

[Anonymous No.22810258]

>>22810138
Yes. This has been known for years.

[Anonymous No.22810276]

it's because they are bleeding talent

[Anonymous No.22810325]

>>22809290
I want to work for papa serg.

[Anonymous No.22810326]

wish me luck boyos

[Anonymous No.22810358]

Should I apply for the financial analyst role? I have 3 years at Deloitte and my CPA.

[Anonymous No.22810364]

>>22809290
The thought that keeps me alive and laughing is that their are dirty no-linkers that sold their link to buy other shitcoins and still come into these threads to talk shit about Link. This thought alone keeps me laughing all the way to the bank. No-linkers are so salty and dirty that they actually appeal to me for comedic reasons. They will become louder next week as we pass $25 per Link - the howls from the no-linker will become intense as we near $50 per Link. What a nice time to be alive.

[Anonymous No.22810388]

>>22810358
yes

[Anonymous No.22810412]

>>22810364
https://vocaroo.com/h4vnIf6ll1k

[Anonymous No.22810473]

>>22810358
>Fell for the big 4 meme
>Think he will be hired as a financial analyst
You are in for hard reality check

[Anonymous No.22810500]

>it's real

[Anonymous No.22810520]

wtf lads do i have a chance?

[Anonymous No.22810526]

>>22810500
lmao oh no no no

[Anonymous No.22810609]

>>22809290
FILL THOSE FUCKING ROLES MARINES!!
THE SOONER THEY ARE STAFFED, THE SOONER $1K EOY

[Anonymous No.22810612]

i'm applying for the beard stroker role
my only concern is that i only have one year of experience jerking off all day in bed when they want 4

[Anonymous No.22810757]

>>22810473
I’ve actually been offered a job as financial analyst before so suck a dick.

[Anonymous No.22810844]

How can I help them recruit? I am a headhunter for the last seven years by trade and I want to specifically help ChainLink (possibly for free) but they won't answer my dang emails!

[Anonymous No.22810939]

>>22810844
did you apply for their talent acquisition coordinator or specialist positions

[Anonymous No.22811047]

>>22810364
Nolinkers are probably going to go silent the moment it hits 25 dollars. They'll be too busy planning their suicide to post on /biz/

[Anonymous No.22811059]

>>22810939
good point, no I didn't but I wouldn't be able to anyway - I run an agency (couldn't work for them full time). I do want to do some free headhunting for them, if I can though. I emailed corporate and their director of operations.

[Anonymous No.22811984]

Actually a bit worried most of these have been online for months, and still haven't been filled. I get that scaling up to such an extent should go smoothly and progressively but it's legitimate to question the progress of it. Lots of these positions also seem kinda pointless considering it's just a Jason parser.

[Anonymous No.22812039]

>>22811059
Email their hr roasties or via LinkedIn
I shouldn't even have to tell you this...

[Anonymous No.22812061]

>>22812039
see previous replies - already have emailed them and no HR presence on LinkedIn (at least legitimate presence)

[Anonymous No.22812134]

>>22810520
kek

[Anonymous No.22812273]

>>22812061
You mustn't have looked properly then, search for chainlink labs employee, their hr roastie is the one posting the job ads.

[Anonymous No.22812302]

>>22809290
Holy fucking shit does he want chainlink to grow into a fucking conglomerate
why does he need so many people to bring him mcdonald burgers

[Anonymous No.22812368]

>>22810500
Kek

[Anonymous No.22812380]

>>22809290
Are they actually hiring? I have about a decade of operations experience. Not in this particular field but honestly its all the same and he needs a director of operations.
I would love to remote work.

[Anonymous No.22812393]

>>22812380
its not a meme friend. you should apply

[Anonymous No.22812405]

>>22810078
he wants an engineer that's good at sales

[Anonymous No.22812436]

>>22809290
>all these bullshit job titles.

kek. It's all a show

[Anonymous No.22812853]

>>22812436
Cope

[Anonymous No.22813034]

>>22809290
dad is *making it look like* hiring lots to prop up artifically high company valuation. Theranos had this too, don't you worry

[Anonymous No.22813057]

>>22812393
You are right, I should, the worst thing that happens is they never call or write.
Time to dust of the résumé and try to customize it for this position

[Anonymous No.22813078]

>>22812436
^^few understand this

[Anonymous No.22813274]

>>22810326
What are your qualifications anon

[Anonymous No.22813492]

>>22812436
An you for letting us know you have never had a job in your life and do not know how to function around human beings

[Anonymous No.22813623]

[Anonymous No.22814261]

>>22809290
Lot of marketing positions
If I hadn't already a well paying job for other Russian criminals I would probably apply

[Anonymous No.22814367]

>>22812405
Makes sense, I've been offered a similar position once, it basically means someone to bring in meetings that understands code

[Anonymous No.22814446]

>>22810500
>janitor
>unpaid internship

Kek

[Anonymous No.22814480]

>>22810109
>employee pay

[Anonymous No.22814556]

>>22809290
Head of Security, does that mean like a bouncer? Will I get to tase people when they don't respect my authority?

[Anonymous No.22814620]

>>22809290
Why does chainlink succeeding make people so angry?

[Anonymous No.22814659]

>>22809290
At least the Incident Responder is only a part time position.

[Anonymous No.22814677]

>>22814620
Some didnt buy sub $1 and some are doing it for fun then sometimes you get a herd of paid fudders coming to this board then they get back to shilling their shitty pump and dumps

[Anonymous No.22814736]

>>22814556
Yes anon, you get to beat Link Marines asking for an autograms behind the nail salon

[Anonymous No.22814750]

>>22810520
Can I work remotely as King of Racism? It's a deal breaker if it's a desk job.

[Anonymous No.22814767]

>>22812405
>>22814367
extremely bullish

[Anonymous No.22814792]

>>22810078
Wtf is wrong with sales engineers? I hate them because I work as support engineer and need to deal with their "promises" when shit goes south.
But dont talk shit about something you do not know shit about.

[Anonymous No.22814860]

>>22813034
Valuation really isn’t that high for a tech company this size. I work for a mid size tech co with ~600 employees and its worth $10B. Chainlink is a much younger company but arguably more scalable. Could easily 10x from here and still be relatively small.

[Anonymous No.22814900]

>>22809290
whats with all the chink positions?

[Anonymous No.22814913]

>>22814659
>Incident Responder
Like when Sergey needs an immediate recharge of Big Macs?

[Anonymous No.22815191]

Ok so I edited my resume and wrote up a nice little bit about my interest in blockchain technology. lets see if this amounts to anything.
probably not but who knows

[Anonymous No.22815245]

>>22815191
u have any relevant tech experience besides just being a blockchain fan?

[Anonymous No.22815267]

>>22815245
Its for their operations position and I have a decade of operations experience

[Anonymous No.22815292]

>>22813274
I'm pretty good at everything that has to do with anal.

[Anonymous No.22815408]

>>22810276
The only thing bleeding is your black asshole on the streets of Mumbai.

[Anonymous No.22815524]

>>22810473
Silence BANKER

[Anonymous No.22815842]

>>22814913
It'd make me sad to think of him going without.

[Anonymous No.22816087]

>>22810520
Kek this is the job you were born for

[Anonymous No.22816146]

>>22810520
Chainlink did hire a bunch of neets, in 2017. It was called a presale and ICO.
We have been paid very handsomely.

[Anonymous No.22816191]

>>22814736
I better start bulking up so I'm more qualified for that position

[Anonymous No.22816205]

>>22814900
World domination

[Anonymous No.22816250]

>>22814556
Kek that's what caught my working class grug brain's attention too. Fuck all that gay nerd shit. I just want to kick out niggers and fuck all the asian girls in HR

[Anonymous No.22816251]

>>22809290
Its been same open positions for a year, page is pure misdirection

[Anonymous No.22816848]

>>22810138
I applied, interviewed last year. Pretty sure as I remember it, Adelyn told me they have options of taking your salary in LINK or dollars whichever you prefer.

Honestly tho I could be completely recalling it wrong and it was only USD. But pretty sure. I feel like I remember thinking “oh wow that’s sorta what I thought, but it’s cool that that’s actually how they do it”

[Anonymous No.22817224]

>>22812436
post-modern societies create bullshit jobs, nothing is real anymore

[Anonymous No.22817273]

>>22814900
bsn tech support, slav edition

[Anonymous No.22817274]

>>22810500
clean it up jannies.

[Anonymous No.22817310]

You guys know Sergey drops 100k to make sure the candidates have never visited 4chan, right?

[Anonymous No.22817317]

>>22815267
kek be with you