/smg/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.22809010]

*BLOCKS YOUR PATH*

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
Buy the dip

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.22809130]

>>22808967
>>22808967
>>22808967
>>22808967

[Anonymous No.22810220]

>>22809010
>The shorters are women
It all makes sense now.

[Anonymous No.22810240]

>SIX FUCKING SMG THREADS
bullish

[Anonymous No.22810264]

>>22810240
based

[Anonymous No.22810284]

>>22810240
>none of them tell me what will pump BEFORE it does

They're all useless.

[Anonymous No.22810291]

>>22810240
Good. Drown out the shitcoin threads

[Anonymous No.22810294]

What is with this gay OP war the last couple days?

[Anonymous No.22810342]

>>22810294
The CLF shill or the tranny love splitting threads

[Anonymous No.22810344]

QQQ GONNA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

[Anonymous No.22810345]

>>22810294
its not on purpose

[Anonymous No.22810351]

>>22810294
Tranny CLF shill has been highjacking the threads to shill his worthless stock.
Now random anons are taking it upon themselves to make threads trying to combat him but it's not coordinated so you wind up with several threads.

[Anonymous No.22810363]

QQQ Just tooped for today, get out now

[Anonymous No.22810371]

>>22810220
>stupid boyim stop buying PS5s and PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.22810378]

FUCK FAGGOT ASS JANNIES

[Anonymous No.22810381]

How far can the market keep gliding on pure fucking hopium DUMP IT

[Anonymous No.22810384]

Deleted my thread since this was first

[Anonymous No.22810389]

Is this another bulltrap like weve had several times now? dxy up last i heard but stocks also up

[Anonymous No.22810408]

>>22810384
Thanks for doing your part, friend.

[Anonymous No.22810416]

>WMT
>HD
>NEE
>KO
>T
Enjoy your generational wealth

[Anonymous No.22810422]

>>22810384

Based

[Anonymous No.22810426]

TSLA will never go under 350 because it gets gibmedats from the government

[Anonymous No.22810439]

>>22810363
it's still fucking morning

[Anonymous No.22810444]

If jannies will delete threads why the FUCK won't they ban the REFR/KTOV/HTBX/CLF shill? That faggot is the reason threads get split so bad. Just ban his dumbass already.

[Anonymous No.22810449]

>>22810389
I don't know what's going on. Seems like it's a volatile crab market. Days can go up or down at random. I'm gonna reduce all my positions except GME on Monday. Probably wait until the election or another good catalyst to get back in.

[Anonymous No.22810453]

another step higher
this has to be putting downward pressure on the nasdaq

[Anonymous No.22810469]

>>22810444
he doesnt even copy the links

[Anonymous No.22810471]

>>22810426
they paid off those loans in full, Anon

[Anonymous No.22810474]

Do I buy big tech stocks or wait

[Anonymous No.22810478]

>>22810384
based, fuck the clf shill for causing this mess

[Anonymous No.22810480]

>>22810444
That thread didnt get deleted by the janny, the op deleted it himself. God bless him

[Anonymous No.22810481]

>>22810444
The split just now was pretty fucking awful to be fair to them
http://poal.me/xb46re

[Anonymous No.22810490]

>They're not buying?
>Pomp it

[Anonymous No.22810494]

>>22810453
why would a stronger dollar be bad?

[Anonymous No.22810495]

>>22810444
If you're talking about the thread linked in the 300 post thread, I deleted that cause I didn't see this one. Just filter the CLF shill when he posts and your day will be that much better.

[Anonymous No.22810522]

Pooomp crsr aàaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.22810525]

>>22810494
the thesis for stocks going up is supported by cash being trash. If cash isn't trash...

[Anonymous No.22810532]

>>22810481
why is /biz/ on there? we are on biz bro

[Anonymous No.22810541]

>>22810363
its about to POOOOOOOOOMP actually

[Anonymous No.22810552]

>>22810481
just realized you can vote multiple too>>22810525
>the thesis for stocks going up is supported by cash being trash.
weak

[Anonymous No.22810554]

>>22810481
can't have 4 stock market threads taking up all this space on our crypto board!

[Anonymous No.22810561]

What to instabuy without DD or logic for max profit?

[Anonymous No.22810562]

>>22810532
In case /biz/ is one of your main boards too
You can select more than one

[Anonymous No.22810575]

>>22810481
Based data miner

[Anonymous No.22810576]

ZOOMERS RISE UP

ZOOM is UNDERVALUED
ZOOM is only worth 1/10 of MICROSOFT
ZOOM is UNDERVALUED

ZOOMERS RISE UP

ZOOM is UP 7% today

ZOOM make me COOOM

[Anonymous No.22810578]

>>22810525
>the thesis for stocks going up is supported by cash being trash
weak thesis

[Anonymous No.22810582]

>>22810561
WKHS or DPHC or AMD

[Anonymous No.22810583]

somebody post the damn green coomcat with gun so I can add it

[Anonymous No.22810595]

>>22810552
>weak
the correlation has actually be pretty strong lately

[Anonymous No.22810613]

>>22810582
Already in WKHS

[Anonymous No.22810616]

>>22810561
GME just fucking BUY

[Anonymous No.22810629]

Will dipshit white women actually keep buying Pelotons ?

[Anonymous No.22810636]

>>22810595
it was before but has gone haywire now

explain that

[Anonymous No.22810637]

>>22809010
GO BACK TO CHAINLINK LITTLE GIRL NOOOO

[Anonymous No.22810640]

This shit is so fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.22810641]

potential cup and handle on GME lads pray for it

[Anonymous No.22810645]

>>22810582
Wkhs will moon short term then dump then steady uptrend for long
Dphc will up trend
Amd can’t go wrong. R-right?

[Anonymous No.22810649]

>>22810636
that's why i think the market has more downward pressure than may be apparent

[Anonymous No.22810652]

>>22810552
>>22810578
Oh, so it's a coincidence that stocks were reaching ATH's during a dollar decline and then dumped it halted. Carry on.

[Anonymous No.22810658]

>>22810629
Associate it with bbc.

[Anonymous No.22810662]

APOLOGIZE

[Anonymous No.22810663]

Caught the AMD bottom this morning. Yes fellas that was the bottom. It keeps going up! And it won’t stop!

[Anonymous No.22810667]

>>22810640
The IQ of posters has gone so low we can't keep into a single thread anymore.

[Anonymous No.22810673]

There's so little volume movement.

[Anonymous No.22810677]

>>22809637
Good point.

>>22809649
No signature during covid deliveries. They just ask your name to confirm, and my neighbor upstairs got it for me cause they rang the wrong doorbell.

>>22809758
Best way is to have ADHD.

>>22809602
I would rather have psychosis than be a wage slave.

>>22809666
Sweet, we're almost the same dude! I work at a fortune 500 company as a data scientist. I have Robinhood gold and post here when I'm taking a shit at work (which you'll have to do very frequently on Adderall). In an attempt to achieve the utmost proficiency in my cognitive output, I invest 160 mg IR adderall before lunch. I only weigh about 90lb because I never consume any food aside from peanutbutter sandwiches at dinner but that's actually a net benifit due to forcing your neurons to their limits with fewer resources. I also microdose shrooms, about .5 grams every morning and have bene doing so for the past 5 years. in my humble opinion, there is no scientific basis in penectomy baring any stastically significant benifit to those who undergo such a procedure.

From my understanding, the entirety of our subjective experiences are in actuality just an emergent property of organic chemistry interacting with each other over the span of billions of years. To insist on an egocentric view of the world is akin to attributing individuality to ants within a colony.

Considering the behemoth scale of the universe, it is only logical to assess that we are all collectively simple building blocks to something much larger than and unfathomable to us. Lovecraft conceptualized this as horror, but I see no reason to assume we should be frightened by these truths. The average adult has between 1.5 and 2.5 million demodexes living on their faces and are woefully unaware of their existence. Likewise, the demodexes cannot possibly comprehend the nature of their existence not their ultimate role in the spacetime continuum. Demodexes are to us as we are to whatever we live on or in.

[Anonymous No.22810685]

>>22810629
Cope harder. Rich men own Pelotons. Will you become one of them?

[Sage No.22810688]

>>22810640
it was 7 a couple minutes ago. thanks to my spamming efforts we are all mostly in here now. fuck the CLF shill

[Anonymous No.22810689]

>>22810652
see>>22810636

[Anonymous No.22810691]

>>22810677
cringe

[Anonymous No.22810693]

Wow you guys see that fucking ring flying drone thing. Bretty cool

[Anonymous No.22810701]

>>22810561

Corsair everything else rn is overbought

[Anonymous No.22810709]

>>22810662
Shoop

[Anonymous No.22810717]

>>22809010
anybody have the scoop on MAXR?
https://topstonks.com/stocks/MAXR

[Anonymous No.22810718]

>>22810658
I associate white men with BBC honestly at this point. I’ve realized most white guys on here who say nigger over and over have a visceral fixation on black cock. White women are not anywhere near as fixated on BBC as white male spergs are on here

[Anonymous No.22810723]

YOU TOLD ME AAPL WAS GOING DOWN REEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.22810725]

My favorite part of SMG is that you all REEEE when somebody suggests buying crypto and then you actively chase chink pump and dumps.

t. some faggot whose gonna make it from Link

[Anonymous No.22810729]

Nasdaq is looking so sexy over 11000

[Anonymous No.22810730]

>>22810629

The built for bbc posters are buying it

[Anonymous No.22810738]

>>22810693
I'm going to buy Amazon's home drone so that when I do wrong think the Bezos Brigade will come take me to re-education camp.
Okay why didn't I buy Z last week?

[Anonymous No.22810748]

>>22810718
Stop thinking about BBC.

[Anonymous No.22810752]

>>22810641
last day to get in under 10

[Anonymous No.22810750]

>>22810709
cope

look for yourself

[reluctant kneepad girl No.22810751]

REVERSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22810753]

GME bros i...

[Anonymous No.22810755]

>>22810725
>here sir i would like to buy your car here is a USB thumb drive i believe that should settle the matter

[Anonymous No.22810766]

look for an entry point GMEfags this is it
TA fren has it at 10.10 EOD
>>22810725
that's wild bro but also literally no one asked

[Anonymous No.22810767]

>>22810677
People will hate you for using performance enhancing drugs, but I think it's based. Taking adderall just straight up makes you better at things like trading.

[Anonymous No.22810768]

>>22810717
Satellites n shit.

[Anonymous No.22810769]

>>22810444
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED BUYING MVIS? VERY GOOD OPPORTUNITY USED IN XBOX MAGIC OK? VERY GOOD

[Anonymous No.22810776]

>>22810723
i told you all it would go up

all you had to do was LISTEN

[Anonymous No.22810778]

make this bull rush reverse already, its pooooomping off nothing.

[Anonymous No.22810780]

>>22810725
>actively
difference is only the full retard noobs or full retard degenerate gamblers stake their entire folio on PnD, and they are in and out within 1 day. most smart people put in 1-5% and are in and out within 1 day. same with buying and staking on penny stocks
linkers on the other hand have their entire fucking net worth in it because they are retarded and poor. ill stick to long term investing with guaranteed growth with a side of quick money

[Anonymous No.22810782]

I have 18x GME $11 covered calls in my Roth IRA expiring today. If GME moons after hours, could I still be assigned? Buying to close would cost commissions so letting them expire would be ideal.

[Anonymous No.22810783]

>>22810753
So glad I sold at $10 then rebought at $9.5

[CBAT fren !!vzHQa8luscl No.22810785]

>>22810729
please give source or name

[Anonymous No.22810789]

>>22810677
Eternally based schizo poster

[Anonymous No.22810792]

>>22810723
3 bulltraps in a row in two weeks. It's definitely going straight up THIS time

[Anonymous No.22810799]

>>22810752
My gamestop folder grows every day.

[Anonymous No.22810801]

>>22810778
the correction is over frien

[Anonymous No.22810805]

what the fuck is going on

/smg/ is getting rich from GME and chinese pump and dumps

[Anonymous No.22810810]

>>22810616
>called JUST Energy wrong and lost over $400
>sold my GME shares at $9.74, bought back in at $9.48
>today's gains are all just to recover my losses
Fucking chinese. Never trusting you again.

[Anonymous No.22810821]

>>22810801
the prices have not been corrected

[Anonymous No.22810825]

>>22810778
yom kippur is coming next week the dip is over

[Anonymous No.22810826]

>>22810782
>I have 18x GME $11 covered calls in my Roth IRA
jesus christ

[Anonymous No.22810833]

>>22810718
>not anywhere near as fixated on BBC as white male spergs
Mormon boys were built for bbc.

[Anonymous No.22810834]

>Went heavy on JE over AIHS
This is great, I'm so overjoyed

[Anonymous No.22810837]

BLNK is C O M F Y

buy BLNK(later)

[Anonymous No.22810852]

>up 35 cents from my 2 shares of GME
see you losers later

[Anonymous No.22810860]

>>22810776
THE iPHONE 4 IS THE FUTURE!!!!!

[Anonymous No.22810859]

>>22810810
> trusting JUST energy
JUST

[Anonymous No.22810874]

>>22810852
based

[Anonymous No.22810887]

>>22810805
I'm getting rich the old fashioned way, from WKHS

[Anonymous No.22810892]

>>22810782
there's no way we moon to $11 in hours what the fuck
it's in best interest of MMs for those calls to expire worthless

[Anonymous No.22810893]

>>22810810
If you bought JE yesterday, you'd be green. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.22810901]

>>22810837
looks like a bull flag about to break out, why not now?

[Anonymous No.22810904]

>>22810860
they could release a phone with no changes just in new colors and millions would buy it

theyve literally done this

[Anonymous No.22810907]

>jerking off
>halfway through get stock notification
>start jerking off to portfolio
>specifically turned on by my 6% position in V
Am I gonna make it

[Anonymous No.22810909]

>>22810494

Dollar is considered a safe haven, that's why it went up so sharply in March. Investors rotate between dollar when they are feeling bearish and other assets when they are feeling bullish.
A strong dollar is not good for markets, it means people are sceptical and believe in a down turn.

>>22810525

bad take, incorrect.

[Anonymous No.22810910]

>>22810693
My dog would eat it, no doubt.

[reluctant kneepad girl No.22810912]

>>22810805
WE AM FINALLY SMART MONEY 1!!!!

[Anonymous No.22810914]

>>22810860
4s was the most beautifully designed electronic device in history and it never should have been changed

[Anonymous No.22810920]

>>22810776
I was really hoping apple dipped down to $80 like that one analyst said to buy more.

[Anonymous No.22810921]

can coomcat stop cooming all over GME for one last day
I get paid tonight and plan on all-inning this shit

[Anonymous No.22810923]

>>22810852
kinda jealous I lost 85 cents on it, I was up 6 dollars too! I shouldve taken profits. Im never going to make it

[Anonymous No.22810932]

>>22810782
Yeah, I think the last chance for the calls to be exercised is like 5pm, but to be safe, I would assume they can be exercised until midnight.

[Anonymous No.22810937]

Apologize now and I just might forgive you. NEVER doubt me ever again.

[Anonymous No.22810938]

>>22810852
Holy based, you're actually gonna make it

[Anonymous No.22810940]

BUY DFEN
AIRLINE STIMULUS

[Anonymous No.22810950]

>>22810921
sorry lad, shorts triggered the uptick rule yesterday so it was guaranteed we're POOMPING today

[Anonymous No.22810954]

>>22810920
>that one analyst
aka that one retard

[Anonymous No.22810960]

>>22810725
Your (((bank))) is going to lock your account the moment they see you transfer more than a paltry sum of fiat back into your account after you cash out on that crypto. They will confiscate it, and they will stonewall you on every phone call you make to them. This happens to most people who strike it big on crypto pumps, no matter what country. Even Swiss citizens get cucked by their banks on this.

[Anonymous No.22810981]

Based SAVA going up too. We're going to beat Alzheimer's frens.

[Anonymous No.22810983]

>>22810907
I did this yesterday, except with my WKHS position
it happened to be an AI Dungeon prompt about being a horse fucker

[Anonymous No.22810986]

>>22810937
Do you think the contract announcement will come before the end of October, or are they going to make us wait as long as possible?

[Anonymous No.22810989]

>>22810937
The fun with horse isn't horsie getting the contract but the swings we had along the way.

[Anonymous No.22810993]

>>22810826
>newfags dont know what a covered call is
the bad thing is he has GME in his roth

[Anonymous No.22810996]

Guys, should I just ignore this?

[Anonymous No.22810998]

Who $crsr here

[Anonymous No.22811013]

>>22810893
I thought it was going to be a SUNW or SPI situation where it pumps later in the afternoon so I bought at 0.70 in early market.
Then I started looking at the charts and realized too late that that was the pump and everything afterwards was going to bleed.

At least GME is reliable.
Fucking GameStop

[Anonymous No.22811014]

>>22810907
I'm the same way, gotta pump to pump

[Anonymous No.22811017]

>>22810914
The 7plus is the best iphone imo. I like the rounded edges a lot better. The generation they finally made a big iPhone for sausage finger users like myself. Haven't paid much attention to the new ones though after that, dual cameras are cool but idc about pictures, 98% of my phone is pol and smg screenshots anyways. IPhone 4 was a tiny little brick and that shit broke easy as hell.

[Anonymous No.22811018]

>>22810996
>Guys, should I just ignore this?
I would

[Anonymous No.22811020]

>>22810725

if by
>make it
you mean "lose 95% of your money" then I agree you will make it from Link.

[Anonymous No.22811025]

>>22810998
Me, also kicking myself for not buying yesterday. But oh well, I got some today.

[Anonymous No.22811028]

>>22810996
Unless you trade 2 million shares a day throw it out.

[Anonymous No.22811031]

>>22810901
not a terrible buy right now, but im sure it'll go down to low $8. Ive been shilling it and its been the comfiest stock I own

[Anonymous No.22811038]

>>22810826
I don't see the problem.

[Anonymous No.22811039]

>>22810852
>up 80 cents on my 2 SWBI shares
shoutout to whichever one of you told me to buy it

[Anonymous No.22811042]

Why is MOBL not moving?

[Anonymous No.22811051]

The Day of the Cope is cooming, lads

[Anonymous No.22811063]

I'm starting to worry about the broker i use
there's no stop limit, no options and now it says i'm overdrawn $3 and need to put in more money despite the fact i've only ever bought with money i had

[Anonymous No.22811065]

>>22811042
Something something volume

[Anonymous No.22811085]

>>22810996
Is receiving that letter the ultimate metric that indicates that you Made It?

[Anonymous No.22811086]

>>22810892
>>22810932
I'm not putting it past Ryan Cohen to do something again at 4:00 PM.

[Anonymous No.22811104]

I like to call this chart, "The Polygraph."

[Anonymous No.22811111]

>>22811085
cropped too high no point even expanding that image

[Anonymous No.22811112]

>>22810937
I'm sorry that I doubted horsie for a second

[Anonymous No.22811115]

>>22811028
What if I buy 2 million shares of GME per day?

[Anonymous No.22811129]

>>22811111

Checked

[Anonymous No.22811137]

>>22810693
>Honey, I think I'll buy a drone to spy on you and the family in the rare chance that we get burglarized.
>But dear, how will a spy drone help us if we get burglarized?
>I don't know.

[Anonymous No.22811143]

here is a quick tutorial for the clear newfags that the recent PnDs brought in
>do not fomo into a PnD that has already pumped. if its going up, you missed it
>if you made it in at the right place, set a reasonable stoploss as soon as you are green. not too tight, but not too loose that you get trapped by a trading halt
>never buy premarket. you missed it. buying AH the day before the pump is expected is okay
>DONT EVER TRY TO DOUBLE DIP. IF YOU EXITED THE TRADE ON A CLEAR PnD AND ARE WORRIED ABOUT A SECOND MOON, JUST DELETE THE FUCKING TICKER YOU WILL ONLY GET BOGGED

[Anonymous No.22811157]

>>22811115
>What if I buy 2 million shares of GME per day?
Then you need to register with the Based Department

[Anonymous No.22811159]

>>22811111
You miss the entire purpose of ahegao

[Anonymous No.22811169]

>>22810921
Wait a bit longer. It'll dip again in a while, and it'll settle at around $9.60 by eod.
Next week we'll be back at $10 and we won't moon to $20 until late October.
You got enough time.

[Anonymous No.22811170]

>>22811115
Then you are too alpha to be stopped by anyone or anything so just throw out any mail you get.

[Anonymous No.22811173]

>>22811038
i wouldnt bet my roth ira money on GME but thats just me

are you wheeling GME? I was thinking of doing that

[Anonymous No.22811188]

>>22811143
yes ok but whens the next PnD

[Anonymous No.22811191]

>>22811137
People eat up this """smart""" home bullshit. Can't wait for the Amazon SmartButler that has an awesome "fuck my wife while I'm at work" feature.

[Anonymous No.22811219]

>>22811143
This: >>22811188

[Anonymous No.22811224]

>>22811188
ask the CBAT guy. i dont find the pnds i just ride them

[Anonymous No.22811229]

>>22811063
What broker

[Anonymous No.22811230]

How do i nearly always buy the top? Jumped out when tech started flatlining. Looks like i avoided a potential loss if this pump runs out of steam

[Anonymous No.22811235]

>>22811191

People eat up smart anything and will do so until there’s smartrobots beating their asses in the streets keeping the meatbags in line or going rogue

[Anonymous No.22811265]

>>22811173
I bought GME, sold covered calls, used the premium to buy more GME, then sold more covered calls. Now I want these to expire in case Ryan Cohen makes it moon again. I read the DD here every day and I'm pretty confident the absolute worst and I mean worst case scenario is a dip to $5. If the company were bought or liquidated right now it would probably go for $10-$12 base on cash-on-hand alone.

[Anonymous No.22811266]

This board becomes infezted wuth losers whenever there js a meme pump. All u idiots talking about GME missed the fucking boat whats so hard to understand? Talk about something else

[Anonymous No.22811268]

>>22811230
>How do i nearly always buy the top?
You are likely trading based on what is happening now, rather than trading based on what you think will happen.

[Anonymous No.22811272]

>>22811191
Soon drones are going to pop outta police cars like in Bladerunner 2049 and zap women not wearing masks

[Anonymous No.22811274]

>>22811143
>>DONT EVER TRY TO DOUBLE DIP. IF YOU EXITED THE TRADE ON A CLEAR PnD AND ARE WORRIED ABOUT A SECOND MOON, JUST DELETE THE FUCKING TICKER YOU WILL ONLY GET BOGGED
this is how i got bogged

Do not be greedy frens. if you made profit, WALK AWAY. its like a casino.

[Anonymous No.22811276]

for whatever reason ABEV (brazilian brewery) $2.50 4/16/21 calls are really high volume.

[Anonymous No.22811277]

>>22811229
Avanza

[Anonymous No.22811286]

>>22810996
think they called u fat bro.

also please someone answer the question -- cant decide to liquidate my SHLL call spreads:
basically myself and everyone who gives a shit about SHLL approve of the hylion merger. The catch is, you have to fuckin vote. and robinhood kids and chinks who just trade around this shit arent going to vote. and non-votes count as non-vote, not yes or no.
if SHLL doesnt merger, I am sure it will tank.
what are the odds?

[Anonymous No.22811305]

>>22809010
>wanna buy ETF
>have to pay taxes on unrealized profits in germany

when will I wake up from this nightmare...

[Anonymous No.22811310]

>>22811143
>>do not fomo into a PnD that has already pumped. if its going up, you missed it
And SPI was the once-in-a-century case where that rule was broken.

[Anonymous No.22811312]

Why did I listen to /smg/ about SQQQ

[Anonymous No.22811316]

>>22811305
>have to pay taxes on unrealized profits in germany
HAHAHHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.22811317]

CBAT happening?

[Anonymous No.22811326]

>>22811266
"No."

[Anonymous No.22811331]

What the fuck is Micron's problem?

[Anonymous No.22811333]

>>22811286
if you didnt own shares by something like aug 30th, you cant vote. i have a put i sold expiring today, decent chance i get assigned 100 shares. i cant vote on them and i dont count. so unless you have owned them for a while you cant vote and dont worry about it, at least thats what i understand of it

[Anonymous No.22811345]

I feel a rug pull coming any minute now

[Anonymous No.22811346]

>>22809010
Should I buy big tech stocks

[Anonymous No.22811352]

>>22811317
All these pump and dumps had 1 major peak and then 1 smaller peak a few hours later. This might be that smaller peak.

[Anonymous No.22811353]

>>22811331
Samsung

[Anonymous No.22811355]

>>22811305
wait does this mean you have to pay taxes on stocks you just hold?

[Anonymous No.22811358]

>>22810937
HODLING since $6. I will never doubt you, swings be damned.

[Anonymous No.22811359]

>>22811310
also kodak, but it isnt worth the risk unless youre only gambling a small amount

[Anonymous No.22811361]

>>22811346
no

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[Anonymous No.22811372]

>>22811268
Well good thing i jumped out. Had i gone in hard id already be down about $300

[Anonymous No.22811373]

>>22811051
if everyone gets more stimulus money and are shut down because of chinavirus you know what that means

[Anonymous No.22811380]

>>22811276
yoooo what the fuck

[Anonymous No.22811384]

>>22811305
>>have to pay taxes on unrealized profits in germany
no wonder so many germans migrated to the US. they used to at least.

[Anonymous No.22811387]

>>22811317
CBAT is dead. You'll be competing with bagholders as the price continues to go down.

[Anonymous No.22811388]

>>22811305
>have to pay taxes on unrealized profits in germany
The absolute state of Eurocommies.

[Anonymous No.22811397]

>>22810792
Shall I hold onto my PUTs?

[Anonymous No.22811409]

>>22811345
Suspect it. Tech flatlined and downtrending. Jumped out with a puny gain when i saw that. Avoided a loss.

[Anonymous No.22811411]

>>22811305
>have to pay taxes on unrealized profits in germany
lol holy shit, it sucks being canadian but we're not that cucked and we have tax-free trading for stocks with much more freedom than a roth

[Anonymous No.22811416]

SHOULD I BUY TODAY OR NOT

SHOULD I WAIT LIKE A MONTH OR TWO TO BUY?

[Anonymous No.22811423]

Do you guys think trump will announce something about NAK before the election?

[Anonymous No.22811429]

>>22811387
>as the price continues to go down
i think your monitor is upside down bro

[Anonymous No.22811431]

>>22811355
as far as I know only on ETFs

[Anonymous No.22811435]

may have a double top on nasdaq
but it looked like that yesterday as well before it pumped more

[Anonymous No.22811436]

>>22811416
you should buy every month

[Anonymous No.22811440]

made $640 bucks today, /biz/
ya proud of me??

[Anonymous No.22811442]

>>22810677
>come into /smg/
>reach schizopost
>expect a laugh
>leave with existential dread

bros wtf how do I know I'm not a fucking demodex on some cosmic octopuses eye??? I'm fucking losing my mind right now. Do stocks even fucking matter?

[Anonymous No.22811449]

F A K E P U M P

[Anonymous No.22811453]

Are these even any good?

[Anonymous No.22811466]

>>22811423
>he fell for the NAK meme

[Anonymous No.22811471]

>>22811416

There’ll be a sell off in a few hours, buy then or Monday sometime if you don’t like what you say. Truth of it is you’ll never make it asking someone else what to do tho

[Anonymous No.22811477]

>>22811453
The sausage is damn good! Burgers are decent. I prefer the impossible burger.

[Anonymous No.22811478]

AIHS IS RISING BOYS
WGMI

[Anonymous No.22811482]

RKTbros how you holding up? i feel pretty damn weak seeing this stock as a shitter. well at least the stocks look like its finally having somewhat of a upward trend. fuck september in particular.

[Anonymous No.22811499]

>>22811416
I've started the accumulation of TQQQ today, I think we are out of the red

[Anonymous No.22811501]

>>22810810
>not a chinese stock
>a canadian stock
>with a female ceo
>WHY ISNT IT BEING POOOMPED??? BIZ LIED TO ME
its OK to be retarded, but dont blame us for it.

[Anonymous No.22811502]

>>22811305
never

[Anonymous No.22811521]

I know there are some retards in here that bought NAS. Are you still holding? Sell now because we're going sub 0.1 NOK.

I warned you about this but you called me a retard. Fuck you

[Anonymous No.22811523]

>>22811477
enjoy your new tits

[Anonymous No.22811527]

>>22811453
They have slightly improved flavor than a couple years ago, but if you've ever tried to make the burgers at home, the smell of the raw shit is fucking horrible. I don't mind their sausages though. However, I would never invest in them till they find a way to get rid of their horrible smelling burgers.
>t. vegetarian

[Anonymous No.22811537]

Today I think I'm gonna buy some Kohl's!

[Anonymous No.22811539]

>>22811501
never invest in canada

[Anonymous No.22811544]

>>22811482
It's a slave to the performance of the financial sector which has been shit for a while. I think it has great value at these levels. I'm long on it.

[Anonymous No.22811552]

Here is your breakfast anon

[Anonymous No.22811553]

>>22811453
Veganism is a dead meme

[Anonymous No.22811554]

>>22811527
why the hell would anyone choose to be a vegetarian

[Anonymous No.22811562]

>>22811466
It's not a meme, I went all in on NAK and I believe we will moon sooner or later!

[Anonymous No.22811564]

>>22811429
It was up $4.00 premarket and it's been going down since.
That small pump you're seeing currently is a trend other stocks like SPI and SUNW have experienced: huge pump, followed by small pumps but overall price going at a downward trajectory.

[Anonymous No.22811576]

>>22811501
>canada
>not chinese

[Anonymous No.22811579]

Reminder that GME dips into the rally are naked shorts from desperate hedgies.

[Anonymous No.22811593]

>>22811552
CBRL always has some sexy woman working there. They're rolling out alcohol soon, hilariously. Even breakfast shit kek.

[Anonymous No.22811594]

>>22809010
Basically the entire energy sector is trading at or below book value right now. This market is completely fucking insane.

[Anonymous No.22811602]

>>22811539
this

im canadian and my portfolio is 100% US
there isn't a single shit I want from TSE. Even shit like canadian banks I'd rather buy from NYSE or else i'm cucked from extended hours trading.

[Anonymous No.22811609]

>>22811523
thanks

[Anonymous No.22811614]

oh goodness

[Anonymous No.22811621]

>>22811552
God, that pic brings back intense memories of eating there on road trips. Incredibly comfy.

[Anonymous No.22811628]

>>22811593
when i visited montreal when i was 19 breakfast beers were a great way to start the day

[Anonymous No.22811631]

>bought the top on TQQQ again
if we're wrong about GME then I am financially ruined

[Anonymous No.22811632]

>>22811594
You know that there has always been sectors under ""book"" value in the market right? It's all cyclical.

[Anonymous No.22811633]

WHAT DO I PUMP AND DUMP TODAY

[Anonymous No.22811634]

>>22811453
as a red-blooded meat-eating American, I legitimately liked the Impossible Whopper. It is not the same flavor as meat, but it is equally greasy and delicious.

[Anonymous No.22811636]

>>22811562
Just believe hard enough and all your fantasies will become realities.

[Anonymous No.22811641]

>>22811614
The USD will be converted to GamerBux which can only be spent at GameStop.

[Anonymous No.22811652]

>>22811614
what happens if the dollar gets to 100

[Anonymous No.22811658]

>>22811552
>6 plate

[Anonymous No.22811661]

>>22811482
Long on it. One of the best stocks to be in during a housing market crash. Try averaging down if you can I did so a few days ago so instead of being chained to 27.40 I am at 23.70 and looking to get it lower.

[Anonymous No.22811668]

>>22811652
nothing

[Anonymous No.22811670]

>>22811652
Pain.

[Anonymous No.22811678]

>>22811652
all pennies become dollar coins

[Anonymous No.22811679]

>>22811614
Only thing worth watching right now. If that MA gets broken it will be a bloodbath

[Anonymous No.22811684]

>>22811652
goes back to 0 but starts flashing so you know it's rolled over

[Anonymous No.22811697]

>>22809010
Could really use a stock market crash here, thanks :)

[Anonymous No.22811700]

>>22811633
That elf was built to be pumped by big human cock and dumped in a ditch.

[Anonymous No.22811702]

>>22811614
>>22811679
What is the dollar index, and what does it's movement mean?

[Anonymous No.22811708]

UHM GUYS

[Anonymous No.22811710]

>>22811661

So you’re bagholding

[Anonymous No.22811712]

MSFT source code leaked. Waiting to buy when it’s under $100

[Anonymous No.22811714]

>>22811679
What's MA?

[Anonymous No.22811716]

Report in
>P/L on the day
>Stocks/Commodities/Currency you are watching
>Thoughts on next week

[Anonymous No.22811721]

>>22811554
Its a long story. Maybe you'll find out why someday.

[Anonymous No.22811725]

>>22811305
Holy fuck. You need to harass your government representative in your area to change that law. Tell your friends to as well. Point out how unfair it is. How do they justify this? What does your tax authority say?

[Anonymous No.22811729]

>Market sends Gamestop shares soaring more than 1000%
>How you could have predicted this in advance.
kek

[Anonymous No.22811738]

>>22811714
wtf is a broker

[Anonymous No.22811762]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STOP TRENDING DOWN

[Anonymous No.22811763]

>>22810783
I bought at $7.50, sold at $9 then fomo'd back in at $9.12

[Anonymous No.22811768]

>>22811716

[Anonymous No.22811769]

>>22811716
11 cents td ameritrade gave me for free
100% cash
monday will open green, s&p will hit the top of the tend line and dump

[Anonymous No.22811770]

>>22811702
US stock market is valued in dollars do the math

[Anonymous No.22811774]

>Dollar moons to 1000
>Buy European castles with my wage bux
>Wait for dollar to go back down

[Anonymous No.22811798]

>>22811631
i literally LOL'd at this

[Anonymous No.22811803]

>>22810474
Buy high, sell low.

[Anonymous No.22811808]

>>22811725
>Europe
>representative government

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.22811818]

>>22811602
Also canadian.

>there isn't a single shit I want from TSE

First of all it's named TSX.

Second, here's some Canadian stocks worth owning that pay dividends.

TD Bank
RBC Bank
Enbridge
Suncor
Loblaws
Choice Properties
Canadian Apartment Properties

[Anonymous No.22811821]

>>22811702
at a standstill a rising dollar means lower stock price and vice versa. qqq gains outpaced the dollar

[Anonymous No.22811826]

>>22811634
yeah some burger joint in town was cooking them and giving them away. it ain't meat, but it aint bad

[Anonymous No.22811828]

>>22811316
>>22811355
>>22811384
>>22811388
>>22811411
>>22811502

lets say you have €1k invested into an ETF, at the end of the year you made 100€ profit

The ECB sets a prime rate at the beginning of the year.
lets say its 1% for 2020 (its not 1% rn, this is just an example)

the tax is calculated like this

1000€ x 1% x 70% = 7€
(dont think too much about the 70%, this is a fixed number)

on these 7€, you pay 27,8% taxes = 1,946€

[Anonymous No.22811829]

>>22811714
Moving average. It's the resistance point the dollar is battling with. If it gets rejected market goes up for now. However if the dollar gets through then it's game over

[Anonymous No.22811840]

>>22811768
ugly!

[Anonymous No.22811841]

>>22811716
Brainlet here
>P/L on the day
+$304.57
>stocks currently watching
GME, DAL, TSLA
>Thoughts on next week
Hopefully GME moves upward. If it spikes I might take some profit, but I am long on GME for now. TSLA I will hold a small position in that I bought yesterday at a discount. Will accumulate if it drops below $350. Will let my small position ride if it doesn't drop. DAL will be looking to go up. I entered at 2.57.

[Anonymous No.22811843]

Ok, so let's brainstorm about medium term investments.
I think there's a (bigger than commonly expected) probability that Spain and France will go into total lockdown. What should we short from there? Anyone from those countries willing to chime in?
Also, the same for the UK, but in the UK I think a safe short would (unironically) be REITs, but on a longer term, but there probably isn't a way to short them for retail investors. Maybe a fancy supermarket brand like Waitrose and Sainsbury's will also take a beating.

In the US, I think we should short electronic consumer physical retail, because there will be riots in November and most of those physical locations are going under after such a terrible year. What are some chains to short, based on that (basically places that sell tvs and whatnot in a physical location, not online)?

[Anonymous No.22811850]

>>22811763
literally me

[Anonymous No.22811852]

>>22811774
Imagine being this kind of retarded.

You get a pass if you’re 10-13 years old

[Anonymous No.22811853]

>>22811712
Got a link to that news?

[Anonymous No.22811859]

>>22811769
damn son 11 cents? big balla!

[Anonymous No.22811867]

>>22811841
>DAL will be looking to go up. I entered at 2.57.
I meant 29.24.

[Anonymous No.22811868]

>>22811716
Currently up 10.56%
Watching GME and silver. Can't decide if I wanna go 2x long or 2x short on silver just seems to be crabbing.
Yom Kippur is Monday so I expect green next week

[Anonymous No.22811873]

>>22811829
How likely is that it will make it through today, my guess is that if more bad news about stimulus comes out then were going to plummet

[Anonymous No.22811883]

>>22811841
>If it spikes I might take some profit
at this point if GME spikes its all ogre for the shorts. These past 2 day were their waterloo

[Anonymous No.22811891]

$10 IPO wtf were they thinking?

[Anonymous No.22811901]

>>22811840
my gf looks like this but shes asian and shy and never dresses like a slut unless i buy her some sexy shit but i dont want to spend money how do i get her to be a slut w me on her own accord

[Anonymous No.22811906]

>>22811710
Can't lose money if you never sell.

[Anonymous No.22811909]

>>22811843
Short EuroFX futures

[Anonymous No.22811910]

>>22811828
when you cash out you're not paying taxes on the 7€ though

100€ (your profit) - 7€ = 93€

on these 93€ you pay your normal tax 27,8

= 25,854€ + 1,946€ = 27,80€

[Anonymous No.22811916]

>>22811841
DAL to $0 my ID has spoken.

[Anonymous No.22811917]

Friendly reminder that today preoders for PS5 were just made available again at GameStop.
Next week GME is going to go past $10 easily.
You still have a chance at making it.

[Anonymous No.22811928]

>>22811906
Counterpoint: If you never sell you lost 100% of your initial investment.

[Anonymous No.22811933]

>>22811906

You lost money the whole time your money was tied up holding that heavy bag. But yeah you’re half right.

[Anonymous No.22811935]

>>22811891
GameStop is worth $22 billion.

[Anonymous No.22811937]

>>22811901
get her hooked on painkillers and cocaine
it will come naturally

[Anonymous No.22811942]

>>22811873
I don't think it will break today to be honest. It needs to get eaten away. Dollar has already had an amazing week

[Anonymous No.22811951]

>>22811891
>company with almost exclusive contract with government and cannot scale.operations
>that kind of estimated future P/E
Lul

[Anonymous No.22811952]

>>22811917
Friendly reminder that this is what the lines at gamestop look like
https://twitter.com/reck787/status/1309500467643387904?s=20

[Anonymous No.22811956]

>>22811883
presumably they will have a way to settle the shares if ""they're"" collaborating together and postpone having to cover
they're probably not paying 50% interest rate anyways, that's for retail losers

[Anonymous No.22811962]

>>22811937
fuck if only i could make some fuckin money then everything would come together.

[Anonymous No.22811967]

>>22811916

Looks like it said DAL to $123 to me

[Anonymous No.22811976]

So I sold half my AIHS, up only like 50% of where I got it yesterday and not up massively like the other pnd’s but I feel better leaving the rest in for a while to see what happens. First penny stock trade that’s worked out for me

[Anonymous No.22811979]

>>22811952
>All black or brown
do gaymers really?

[Anonymous No.22811990]

>>22811917
but what about the Jew trickery that's going on with these short sales?

[Anonymous No.22811993]

>>22811952
looks like a lot of highly desirable repeat-traffic, there, anon

[Anonymous No.22811994]

>>22811952
Based joggers pumping my GME bags

[Anonymous No.22811997]

>>22811952
are those people retarded

there's only going to be 10-15 *at most* preorders probably

[Anonymous No.22812000]

>>22811909
Against what currency? USD is going clown mode soon again during the election and probably after it as well.
CHF is going to be highly correlated with EUR due to obvious geographical factors.
Maybe JPY?

[Anonymous No.22812003]

>>22811935
At that price, each share would be worth $340 roughly.

[Anonymous No.22812010]

>>22811453
i got more of a seared bite on the impossible whopper

[Anonymous No.22812019]

>>22811967
more like $1.23

[Anonymous No.22812023]

>>22810867
>>22810867
>>22810867
pls no thread split
>>22810867
>>22810867
>>22810867
>>22810867

[Anonymous No.22812025]

>>22812010
those words dont even mean anything

[Anonymous No.22812028]

Thinking of throwing a couple hundred back into SOLO in case the chinks pick it up or another EV meme comes back around.....

[Anonymous No.22812030]

>>22812010

For me it’s the cookout flex

[Anonymous No.22812034]

>>22811843
Come on joggers, cooperate here. Let's try to strategize for once.

[Anonymous No.22812105]

Will GME dip to $8 again? I really want an entry point on this thing. Not gonna pay $10

[Anonymous No.22812167]

>>22812105
sell puts

[Anonymous No.22812254]

SELL NVDA BEFORE AMD LAUNCHES NEW GPU

[Anonymous No.22812367]

>>22811928
Not if it is divies.

>>22811933
Not if I lower my average low enough that I am actually gaining money. Though yeah I legitimately believe RKT will perform well.

[Anonymous No.22812412]

>>22811997
thats almost a good thing. The more people who can't get them, the more people will want to get them, if even just to scalp them. Scarcity creates value fren.

[Anonymous No.22812438]

>>22811369
Gonna buy this environmental friendly coin and wait for huge pump.

[Anonymous No.22812445]

>>22810629
They have an innovative ceo and will be a one trillion dollar company

[Anonymous No.22812474]

>>22811853
read about it on slashdot an hour ago.
https://www.theverge.com/2020/9/25/21455655/microsoft-windows-xp-source-code-leak

[Anonymous No.22812922]

>>22812167
But what if the price goes down?

[Anonymous No.22812953]

>>22812922
then you'll be assigned shares IF if goes down through your strike price.

[Missed tron,wink go for !ZZTOUCv6Ws No.22813134]

>>22811369
Market is huge man & YFE gonna provide awesome returns to its traders and hodlers. Invest in it guys.

[Anonymous No.22813236]

>>22812474

And nothing of value was lost.