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22805430 No.22805430 [Reply] [Original]

how will he hurt us today?

>> No.22805588

>>22805430
Well, it's Friday so we can expect...

Beginning of the day - Optimistic 5-10% pump. Lots of WHATposting

Noon - Partnership with United Granite to ensure trustless transportation of granite kitchen countertops. Price starts crabbing.

Afternoon - A possibly schizophrenic anon uncovers a mention of Chainlink on a Fortune 500's website's PDF index.

Evening - Chainlink Official Twitter confirms the breadcrumbs. Price immediately tanks 33%.

>> No.22805611

>>22805430
this betrayal meme is probably the cringiest thing to ever come out of this board, I can smell the cheetos and pimples from whoever started spamming it

>> No.22805627
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22805627

Sergey saved us all. We ARE all in this together!

>> No.22805649

>>22805430
Morning panic

>> No.22805675
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22805675

>>22805611
>this betrayal meme is probably the cringiest thing to ever come out of this board, I can smell the cheetos and pimples from whoever started spamming it

>> No.22805705

>>22805588
>Noon - Partnership with United Granite to ensure trustless transportation of granite kitchen countertops. Price starts crabbing.
Fuck I'm laughing so hard at this