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i creampied a tinder slut, and then went home to have my gf suck my dick

>> No.22736607

okay?

>> No.22736620

dear diary

>> No.22736623

you will never be happy wiith your current gf
why not just dump her?

>> No.22736629

No one cares faggot & kill yourself

>> No.22736640

>>22736599
My wife made homemade bone broth soup today, was delicious

>> No.22736648

>>22736599
what dose vagina feel like?

>> No.22736701

y'all actually gettin laid on tinder?

>> No.22736731

>>22736599
based post pics of the slut. or either one. did your gf say anything about the taste? one of my gfs said my dick smelled like pussy and i said so what, and she kept slobbering

>> No.22736732

>>22736599
Do you run a pornhub channel or is there no monetizing here?

>> No.22736738

>>22736701
its hard but possible

if you're a 7 you're getting 4-5's etc

>> No.22736772

>>22736599
thats pretty fucked up anon
cheating is literally nigger tier

>> No.22736862

>>22736738

Kek I’m at 3/10 at best so I guess I can get 0’s. Kind of accurate.

If I run betabux game irl I can sometimes get 6/10’s interested, typically 4-5’s. Once LINK moons to $100 I’ll have enough to sugar daddy with 9/10 sugar babies, shit is gonna be cash.

>> No.22736873

>>22736701
OP banged some wildabeast guaranteed

>> No.22736924

>>22736862
All you gotta do is find the tinder girls with insta or snaps on their profile. Then message them and say... “you are gorgeous! We def have to hook up even if we have to make you my sugar baby to do so.” About 20% are down.

The only place you are going to get legit matches are out in the country who are down to fuck and some are hot. I’m a decent looking guy and literally all my matches now are black chicks that look like Lightfoot and literal trannies.

>> No.22736954

tinder is filth. absolute pig hunting territory

>> No.22736958

>>22736640
That does sound delicious anon.

I used to fuck around on Tinder and banged many a sloot.

Then I got married and had a child.
Its definitely more fulfilling.

But I also miss grade A young pussy. Oh well.

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>>22736599
>OP forgot to tell that everyone in that story was a male

>> No.22737012

>>22736738
i've gotten tinder gold and swiped right on everybody in a 100 mile radius until tinder is literally like i got nothin bro and my dick is still dry as a bone. i consider myself fairly attractive too except for being bald way too early

>> No.22737020

pic or didnt happen

>> No.22737041

>>22736599
>He thinks cheating on his girlfriend is a chad move
If you're not fucking bitches left and right without it being purely fuck buddies at most, you're not doing it right

>> No.22737055

>>22736738
yup this i'd say i'm about a 7, the only girls that have ever met up with me from tinder were chubby slampigs or cute but crazy girls

>> No.22737173

>>22737055
yeah how do i find the cute but crazy ones

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>>22737055
I know what you mean. I wonder why it's like that...

>> No.22737202

see in this thread how many thirsty guys are on tinder looking for a bang?
now imagine how many times your gf has come home and you ate old cum out of her pussy
fuckin retard

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22737203

>>22736599
it's not nice to cheat on gf
gf = too good4u
gf should be with me

>> No.22737214

>>22737012
>I consider myself fairly attractive
>bald at 18 years old
kek

>> No.22737216

>>22737178
i'd put it in her pooper

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>>22737214
kek

>> No.22737234

>>22737012
gr8 b8 m8

>> No.22737246

>>22736599
Get back to work.

>> No.22737248

>>22736640
Sup bunny

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>>22736599
I home your gf gets a cream pie from a bbc and then makes you lick her puss

>> No.22737298

>>22737178
decent looking guys irl don't wanna fuck them so they resort to tinder, thats my guess at least.
also they always turn out to be mega sluts kek

>> No.22737414

>>22737298
most girls on tinder these days are actually looking to go on real dates and get to know dude. not sure whats up with that or if its just a NY thing

>> No.22737479

pretty bearish op. if you have a bastard son it's your fault and the government wants those gibs

>> No.22737500

>>22736623
this
plus, guess who's expecting?!?
The hoodrat that wants to fuck up your relationship that's who. She lied about being on birth control, and she was never going to take the morning after pill.
Congratulations Dad!