/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.22697140]

Way of the future edition

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https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous >>22693797

[Anonymous No.22697153]

1st for crypto is a scam.

[Anonymous No.22697194]

Are you fucking kidding me? This shit is still going??

WHERE'S THE FUCKING BOUNCE??

[Anonymous No.22697197]

nasdump now

[Anonymous No.22697203]

>>22697140
buy link

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22697206]

What should I buy in preparation for the doom's day scenario we're about to find our selves in?

[Anonymous No.22697209]

any good dip buys today?

[Anonymous No.22697215]

GME... Do something already...

[Anonymous No.22697221]

>>22697140
SELL SELL SELL
2ND HOAX WAVE IMMINENT
EXIT ALL MARKETS

[Anonymous No.22697222]

well
who could've seen this dump coming
TA being bullshit and all...

[Anonymous No.22697223]

Nasdaq? More like Nasdon't hahhahahah

[Anonymous No.22697227]

when you're hammer, all you see are nails.
when you're a bull, all you see is the flag but not the matador waving it

[Anonymous No.22697228]

First for panic sell everything!
Sell low. Sell it all.

[Anonymous No.22697233]

>>22697206
Ammo

[Anonymous No.22697236]

>GME starts dropping instantly after I buy despite rising the past hour

[Anonymous No.22697252]

I don’t want to buy the dip but I will!

[Anonymous No.22697259]

>>22697215
Wait for November

[Anonymous No.22697265]

>>22697233
too late. everything is jacked up like crazy. I finally found bulk 9mm Makarov but they want $600 for 1000 rounds of lacquered steel case russian shit when PPU brass used to be $450 for 1000

[Anonymous No.22697276]

>>22697202
Why he sad?

[Anonymous No.22697277]

GME 1/15/20 $30 Call
degenerate gambler here

[Anonymous No.22697278]

good news, guys
DXY is going to pump tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22697283]

>>22697227
This was literally true with the Gold '''''''''''''''''''''flag''''''''''''''' today that broke down, of course.

[Anonymous No.22697292]

>>22697126
Same senpai.
DIS is raping my anus and literally everything else is up lol (everything else being AAPL, RLFTF, and SHLL).

[Anonymous No.22697302]

Buy silver calls
Silver got hammered today by margin calls / dollar flight
In the coming days it is going to recover as a flight to safety
Good luck

[Anonymous No.22697310]

Is it time to sell wkhs? Horsey might lost it's steam and no signs of the contract anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.22697315]

>>22697278

[Anonymous No.22697321]

I have a long and short put on the same day in robinhood, is there any way to turn that into a spread retroactively?

[Anonymous No.22697324]

>>22697278
Why?

[Anonymous No.22697323]

>>22697206
Ammo, food, water-purification, other essential supplies, gold, more or less in that order

[Anonymous No.22697325]

DENN lads a question,
Hypothetically speaking say I went all in on DENN at $11.83 with $118,300 (its nice going in with an amount equivalent to share price but in large quantities so each penny move is equal to a $100 movement). Now that it is at $9ish. Is it worthwhile to sell off these hypothetical shares for a 20k loss or to hold?

[Anonymous No.22697327]

>>22697277
Ouch

[Anonymous No.22697339]

>>22697324
because everything else is going to continue to dump

[Anonymous No.22697342]

>>22697302
Look at what happened after August 11

[Anonymous No.22697355]

>>22697236
If it's been rising it will ALWAYS stop the moment you go in. Think psychologically, if you've been watching it and are like okay I'll jump in now, so has everyone else. But everyone else is one step ahead and is like 'HAHA TIME TO SHORT'

[Anonymous No.22697359]

Fuck you SPY I'm buying puts now I've done nothing but lose money by betting on America.

[Anonymous No.22697363]

>>22697323
Water and water purification is the very first thing you buy. Second is Ammo/food.

[Anonymous No.22697366]

I can't take another hour of dump make it stop

[Anonymous No.22697367]

5 minute nq looks like shit, you really need a bounce here.

[Anonymous No.22697370]

>>22697194
It happened around lunch time. The whales and hedge funds are changing their algos as we speak. They’re going to get into miners and cash. The reign of the bull is over.

You’re in the Bobo zone now.

[Anonymous No.22697372]

>>22697302
Bad advice. If it keeps dumping, silver is going to TANK.
Buy physical gold and silver.

[Anonymous No.22697406]

I'M SO EXCITED
I'M SO EXCITED
I'M SO EXCITED
.
.
.


i'm so scared

[Anonymous No.22697411]

>>22697283
Gold will have its day.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22697413]

SPY has wiped the entire years worth of gains out. We're back to January levels. We're going lower than the March lows this time. Abandon ship, and liquidate everything while there's still some liquidity left in the market. It's been a pleasure folks, but this 2nd wave is the one that will kill us all.

[Anonymous No.22697415]

>>22697325
You dumbass you could have bought an actual denny's for that

[Anonymous No.22697422]

How can GME have so many buys and still dump? Look at the volume distribution.
All volume is on green candles.

[Anonymous No.22697423]

ehem... FUCK BULLS
that is all. thank you.

[Anonymous No.22697425]

>>22697363
Depends where you live. Personally, if SHTF so fucking hard that the water stops, you are probably so fucked that the ammo will save you.
For water it highly depends on where you live. If you live in a city, haha you're fucked. If you live near running water, get like a reverse osmosis pump or something so you can purify it without wasting fuel. If you live near the sea, reverse osmosis can pump out the salt. It's a good tech.

[Anonymous No.22697431]

>>22697310
there won't be any signs it will just happen at 4pm some day in the next 9 days

[Mongolian Silver No.22697439]

>>22697325
I went to Denny’s for the first time in a few years last week when I was in San Diego, it cost me $18+ for breakfast. Injust don’t seem Denny’s surviving this round of crashes.

[Anonymous No.22697442]

>>22697415
>You dumbass you could have bought an actual denny's for that
And then a black man dies nearby
rip

[Anonymous No.22697453]

>>22697194
Same reason there were nearly no dumps in August. Market don't need a reason. Heck it could've kept pumping for a year straight since August. Alternatively it can keep dumping for a year straight starting now.

Wish I was good at this. Wpuld like to reach $1 million and permanently no longer bother with wagecuckery.

[Anonymous No.22697456]

>>22697422
because the shorts are allowing ETF zombies to sell to them

[Anonymous No.22697474]

How do I profit in this market bros?

[Anonymous No.22697483]

SAVA memestock on dive back down to 5 bucks

[Anonymous No.22697485]

>>22697252
Buying this dip is like jerking off 6 times in one day.

[Anonymous No.22697497]

>>22697415
Uhhhhh are they really that cheap? Hypothetically speaking is 97k enough to buy a Denny's?

>>22697442
Reminds me of this gif

[Anonymous No.22697501]

WHEN THE FUCK DO I PUMP SPY
AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.22697508]

>>22697474
Apparently invest in suboxone. Wtf was that about

[Anonymous No.22697509]

Why the line going down

[Anonymous No.22697526]

fuck trump he can suck my dick. he touts the stock market when it's doing well and runs and hides when it tanks. dumb bitch

[Anonymous No.22697535]

>>22697474
You don't. In this market you desperately try and not lose money.
Hold dollars - fed prints away your money
hold stocks - the next crash wipes your money away
hold precious metals - When the banks sell PMs to make margins for stock crashes this crashes too

You're fucked.

Food.
Ammo.
Water.

[Anonymous No.22697541]

>>22697509

second wawe of Kung Flu in Europe. Since Kung Flu is a nothing burger markets are sure to go up again. It did nothing in Q2 it will do nothing again.

I bought the dip.

[Anonymous No.22697547]

>>22697497
I think so man

[Anonymous No.22697551]

Take it down, rato. Give me my cheapies.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22697556]

>>22697442
First of all you'd be retarded to open a Denny's near a black neighborhood. The increased insurance and security costs cut into your profits. It's like you're not even trying to make money.

[Anonymous No.22697560]

Why does ZM keeps pumping?

[Anonymous No.22697561]

>>22697535
this is unironically a buy signal

[Anonymous No.22697562]

CAN WE GET A FUCKING AIRLINE BAILOUT ALREADY

[Anonymous No.22697566]

So uhhh we're in a long term downtrend aren't we.

[Anonymous No.22697571]

I bought Disney , Bank of America, and more utz today. How retarded am I? Surely tomorrow will be green...

[Anonymous No.22697574]

>>22697422
protip: extreme volume bars are turning points because the pros are selling to retards (usually)
For retards read anybody smaller than the elite, there can be retarded hedge funds (for a while)

[Anonymous No.22697575]

>>22697556
Well the good ones are more expensive my man

[Anonymous No.22697581]

>>22697425
Correct

If you live in NYC or LA and SHTF, it’s over. Those services will stop almost immediately in a true crisis. Those who are responsible for maintaining that large complicated system will immediately flee for their own sake and that of their family. There is no worse place to be in a true crisis than a large city center.

>lots and lots of people with no supplies who are desperate
>large and complicated power supplies and utilities will be difficult to return to working order
>guns are pretty much illegal and only criminals will have them
>police WILL NOT be there in a true disaster

I’d rather be alone in the woods with a small knife and a half gallon of water in my bag. At least I won’t have metheads trying to kick down my door

[Anonymous No.22697589]

>>22697560
It's like uh...a Chinese scam. I think...

[Anonymous No.22697597]

Why has Powell forsaken us?

[Anonymous No.22697598]

>>22697571
>banks

Uh anon...

[Anonymous No.22697601]

>>22697535
lol faggot

[Mongolian Silver No.22697603]

Serious question here, how much Theta will everyone collect at the end of the day? Remember, your losses are cut by your Theta so it’s not all that bad!

[Anonymous No.22697606]

>>22697406
Jessie can I have some of your pills? I've got a big test coming up. BTW sorry I got a better SAT score, no hard feelings?

[Anonymous No.22697607]

YEAH

TAKE THAT, AMERICA!

[Anonymous No.22697612]

Anyone buying HTZ puts?

[Anonymous No.22697618]

>>22697456
any sauce on that?

looking to average up on GME or buy Jan calls

[Anonymous No.22697620]

>>22697581
>police WILL NOT be there in a true disaster
kek they're not there right now

[Anonymous No.22697623]

>>22697566
It’ll be bloody through november. Im waiting for 8% stoploss and waiting until next year or the collapse wcf.

[Anonymous No.22697629]

FUCK YEAH BOBOS

[Anonymous No.22697635]

At what price should I start buying Amazon

[Anonymous No.22697636]

>>22697598
But you guys told me that long term, the growth is there for Bank of America.

[Anonymous No.22697661]

>>22697194
No bounce until the election results are called. So December or February.

[Anonymous No.22697674]

>>22697603
i sold AAPL 9/25 $112.5c and SHLL 9/25 $46.5p
i think theyll both expire worthless, dont see any meme pumps lasting. +$247 all told as of now

[Anonymous No.22697676]

>>22697209
FANG and DAL

[Anonymous No.22697678]

>>22697618
the fact that it inverses the market on big dumps elsewhere is a pretty good sign
nobody's running to GME for safety lol
it's because shorts know that when the market is dumping, there will be a lot of zombie ETF sells, so they can close out shorts and only push the price up half as fast as they normally would

[Anonymous No.22697681]

>>22697571
You absolutely madlad buying DIS, I lost 300 bucks on them today. I'm just hoping the bleeding stops

[Anonymous No.22697692]

can you guys buy the FUCKING dip already i need more puts

[Anonymous No.22697694]

my sqqq calls are printing mad money boiz

[Anonymous No.22697702]

>>22697635
Sub 2500 would be tits

[Anonymous No.22697707]

>>22697355
I can confirm this. A favorite of mine has been going up for months. Finally bought amd it dumped the next day by more than 4% really annoying desu.

[Anonymous No.22697713]

>>22697355
how do i short GME for easy money??
my broker won't lend me any shares for some reason!

[Anonymous No.22697726]

I bought TQQQ calls

[Anonymous No.22697730]

>>22697562

Yes

*emits more shares and dumps even harder*

[Anonymous No.22697731]

I was already bearish on SPOT...

[Anonymous No.22697742]

>>22697623
Starting to feel like I missed my chance on getting rich so I can buy some land in the wilderness far from civilization.

[Mongolian Silver No.22697744]

>>22697674
Oh good Sir, I am stealing your sideways Wojack!

[Anonymous No.22697746]

I bought PLAY.. 678 shares @ 15.60

[Anonymous No.22697753]

>>22697194

it's pre-planned already, only insiders know.

October, the year of an election, the stocks are always down. Always. Noob.

[Anonymous No.22697754]

Breaking news about NAK

Tom Collier -- "Draft of Mitigation Plan is on the Desk of Internal Expert and expected to be delivered within 2 weeks, if not the week"

"Expects that Mitigation Proposal fully addresses all Mitigiation needs -- ROD this fall"

He then talked about the final mitigation submission as being in "a few days"

Northern Dynasty expects positive ROD in the next month or so and it looks like it may be before the elections. Collier stated that even if Trump does not get re-elected, he still holds office until January and a lot can be done during that time frame.

[Anonymous No.22697755]

>>22697574
That tends to be true on the daily but not on 1m.
Those high volume tops also tend to go sideways unlike the green high volume candles which we have here. The impulse response to a high volume buy seems to be a low volume dump back to the root of the buy surge. Seems like a market maker/algo is involved but not sure he's doing. You can see the bid - ask spread throughout the day on the chart. Strange thing.

[Anonymous No.22697777]

>>22697535
>You don't.
>You're fucked.
>You.

Hold food and the Communists come to collect.
Hold ammo and the Communists come to collect.
Hold water and the Communists come to collect.

[Anonymous No.22697782]

>>22697731
he'll bend

if you think Joe Rogan has any principles, you don't follow the UFC

[Anonymous No.22697785]

>>22697731
the value of spotify calls went up a lot today for some reason desu
not sure why

[Anonymous No.22697786]

Wallmartchads wya?

[Anonymous No.22697796]

>>22697153
I got a free $4k from the UNI airdrop just for trading shitcoins over summer kek. Could have been almost 7k but I was greedy.

[Anonymous No.22697799]

>>22697713
ill lend you mine. fee will be 59%

[Anonymous No.22697801]

>>22697777
commies can't collect ammo if you use it on them, anon.

[Anonymous No.22697806]

>>22697731
Lel how convenient that theu suddenly want this. I wonder if it has something to do woth Trump.

Idk what is going on wxactly by the msm has really gotten out of control this last decade

[Anonymous No.22697809]

>>22697782
>if you like women, you don't follow the UFC
ftfy

[Anonymous No.22697812]

Uh why do long term (2 year or more) $3 spxs puts cost pennies? Is this just guaranteed money?

[Anonymous No.22697814]

as we approach the final act of WKHS /smg/ i just have just one question... are you watching closely?

[Anonymous No.22697822]

[Anonymous No.22697823]

>NASDAQ is the source of the bubble
>Boomer Jones and Ruslel going down harder instead
It's fucked this time for real, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.22697837]

I hate ZM stock. Pure hatred

[Anonymous No.22697840]

Do I sell CLSK in anticipation of a dip in the next few days to buy back in? Or is it not worth the risk of missing out on well-deserved growth?

[Anonymous No.22697843]

>>22697777
Collecting on ammo isn't profitable.

[Anonymous No.22697844]

>>22697782
He likely will. Was never a fan of the guy in the first place and can easily see him doing that.

[Anonymous No.22697859]

>crab it through the week then continue the dump. yes, there is no vaccine, this is the new tech-free paradigm.

[Anonymous No.22697861]

>>22697837
you will do better if you learn to ignore the stocks you hate anon

[Anonymous No.22697867]

>>22697823
Tech was inflated as being 'corona proof'. As people retreat inside, they're stuck with internet things and shiny electronic devices. Everything going down is natural.

[Anonymous No.22697869]

>>22697713
buy puts, sell calls

[Mongolian Silver No.22697871]

>>22697777
Communists would never search my Turkish bathhouse, they know I’m a friend.

[Anonymous No.22697876]

>>22697806
Jews feel like they are starting to lose their total control.
>Pro tip: They are

[Anonymous No.22697884]

>>22697823
I mean, if you look at oil as an indicator for the performance of the broader economy, things look pretty fucked indeed

[Anonymous No.22697895]

>>22697859
kys rat poster

[Anonymous No.22697900]

>>22697859
Wrong, the analysis would be 'it's going to crab for a while and people will look to see what they should do. They'll look at technicals, reality, and profit reports and realise they're fucking hyperextended and so fucking overinvested that they check the fuck out and the market collapses'

[Anonymous No.22697906]

>>22697814
its gonna bomb

[Anonymous No.22697911]

>>22697597
It wasn't Powell, he can't do anything without Congress and the Treasury, as he reminded everyone on Wednesday.

No stimulus because stimulus would make Trump look good.

[Anonymous No.22697915]

ZOOMERS RISE UP
ZOOMERS RISE UP
ZOOMERS RISE UP

ZOOM is worth 1/10 MSFT
ZOOM is worth 1/10 AMZN
ZOOM is worth 1/10 MSFT
ZOOM is worth 1/10 AMZN
ZOOM is worth 1/10 MSFT
ZOOM is worth 1/10 AMZN
ZOOM is worth 1/10 MSFT
ZOOM is worth 1/10 AMZN
ZOOM is worth 1/10 MSFT
ZOOM is worth 1/10 AMZN

ZOOMERS RISE UP
ZOOMERS RISE UP
ZOOMERS RISE UP

ZOOM 999 end of week

[Anonymous No.22697920]

>>22697906
show puts

[Anonymous No.22697926]

Mogged

[Anonymous No.22697927]

>>22697140
Are we in a dot com bubble

[Anonymous No.22697929]

I'm glad I bought at the peak!
Stories are far more important than money anons!

[Anonymous No.22697935]

>>22697259
But my calls are for October.

[Anonymous No.22697937]

Sooo
POWELL HOUR
OR
RAT DUMP

[Anonymous No.22697951]

>>22697915
lmao the funny thing is both of those companies have video calling apps that are better than zoom

[Anonymous No.22697958]

>>22697636
BOA is a terrible company that's full of jeets desu

[Anonymous No.22697964]

>>22697927
we're exiting the bubble

[Anonymous No.22697968]

>>22697861
Man, I just feel bad that the average Karen outperforms my portfolio by 150%

[Anonymous No.22697969]

>>22697840
I sold at 12.60 this morning ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

[Anonymous No.22697984]

what the fuck is this pump on SPY

[Anonymous No.22697997]

Will TSLA touch $595 by Friday?

[Anonymous No.22698003]

>>22697840
If you can't stomach the high volatility, sell now. Otherwise, let it ride for another couple months to a year and then reassess.

[Anonymous No.22698010]

>2023
>China now the biggest economy in the world because of a concentrated effort to fight the economic effects of Corona
>Even Europe doing okayish after getting closer to China
>Still no stimulus in the US
>AMZN and GOOGL broken up by antitrust and bought up by BABA and BAIDU
>Stocks stable as people slowly flee the dollar
>Some two new dementia boomer candidates arguing over the color of their cars or bragging about the amount of time they did not have an alzheimer induced panic attack
>Somewhere a senator of team red flys in by helicopter and sees the effects of 30% unemployment as cities burn
>Some small arms fire from scavengers hits again
>He closes the window
>"At least team blue did not win."
>Somewhere the last Anon starts selling their US assets to invest in the best stock market there is
>The joint Shanghai-Hong Kong exchange

[Anonymous No.22698013]

gonna start getting steady money from job.
Should I invest in index funds until I'm old?

[Anonymous No.22698012]

>>22697997
Kek, maybe 95

[Anonymous No.22698018]

why is sqqq only up 2%? isnt it a 3x? should be 6%~?

[Anonymous No.22698020]

>>22697920

[Anonymous No.22698026]

>>22697958
Can you suggest any comfy boomer alternative?

[Anonymous No.22698038]

>>22698018
Welcome to 3x leverage friend

[Anonymous No.22698042]

I don't think you get the fucking picture, friend. You buy MSFT. That's it. We're going to have radiant quests, five billion endings, and everything that just...works. What's that? How does all of that equate to a successful business model? How about you just buy in so that you never have to worry about it.

[Anonymous No.22698049]

>>22698020
oh my bad didn't realize you were poor as fuck

[Anonymous No.22698053]

>>22698010
Nice fanfic

[Anonymous No.22698061]

>>22697755
Individual stocks I can't say don't follow them, but futures and fx all timeframes do it including 1 minute. Turning point tops = sideways distribution ledge a lot of the time but it happens over and over.Bottoms usually come to a slow a few bars after extended move and high volume, then they accumalate and run stops below and fuck everybody's head up.
If you want volume climax reversals look at bitmex, it's a meme by this point. You can see the highest volume full retards at highs, it reverses from that fucking bar to the liquidation point.

[Anonymous No.22698066]

>>22698013
yes
small cap too

[Anonymous No.22698069]

>>22698010
chink bubble economy is multitudes of US even with the money printer, both countries will use force to prop up the regime if they have to

[Anonymous No.22698079]

>>22698010

China has too much debt.

[Anonymous No.22698085]

damn nikola looking good. SEC found a warehouse full of perfectly fine EV semis with 1000 mile range

[Anonymous No.22698091]

>>22698049
lets see paul allens folio

[Anonymous No.22698126]

very funny jerome, now let it dump again

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22698138]

It's another Ruth Bader Ginsburg cat bounce.

[Anonymous No.22698142]

Anyone gonna buy DFEN at these prices?

[Anonymous No.22698145]

>>22698091
imagine the inverse of your position except it's worth 100 times more

[Anonymous No.22698148]

>>22698126
its not dumping

[Anonymous No.22698155]

>>22698010
I still think their bioweapon leak pushed their shit in harder than they let on.

[Anonymous No.22698158]

>>22698013
just buy a US total market index fund. Maybe a bond fund, DCA into them. Go out and enjoy life

[Anonymous No.22698161]

OOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooloooooooh

[Anonymous No.22698163]

>>22698148
we have 48 minutes, we'll see

[Anonymous No.22698172]

>>22698142
No because boeing is still shaky as fuck

[Anonymous No.22698177]

>>22698163
show me your puts fag

[Anonymous No.22698186]

>>22698066
thanks

[Anonymous No.22698202]

>>22698177
spy 9/21 322p 2 buys
lel

[Anonymous No.22698204]

>>22698155
Wuhan was quarantined for two days less than a month. New York is going 7 months into this shit lmao.

[Anonymous No.22698214]

>>22698158
thanks for the advice, gonna see what options I got as an eurocuck

[Anonymous No.22698220]

quit selling stonks this is your LAST warning

[Anonymous No.22698225]

>>22698026
The banks will have to do a series of mergers to stay alive, they will be able to make mega money by just having a monopoly where they can't get suddenly fucked overnight like you can in manufacturing. The goldman sachs is pretty comfy with US gov but I dunno look into it, blackrock also. Perhaps boomer buffett and berkshire hathaway would entice you if you have the cash

[Anonymous No.22698226]

Hindenburg are such fucking Chad's

[Anonymous No.22698231]

>>22698148
its not pumping either :-|

[Anonymous No.22698241]

Is this Jewish, what we do here?

[Anonymous No.22698250]

>They think they can beat the crab
Can't beat the crab, man.
Another good day for the theta crew.

[Anonymous No.22698259]

>>22698241
losing money in large amounts

[Anonymous No.22698261]

>>22698013
Yeah as long as that index fund is TQQQ
I would also suggest investing ~10% into BTC

[Anonymous No.22698270]

I bought.

[Anonymous No.22698273]

>>22698026
Jpm is the best bank out there.

[Anonymous No.22698275]

>>22698226
I think the whole outfit is just one dude with a mountain of 'tism. I forget his name

[Anonymous No.22698277]

why did everything start pumping i thought i'd get a chance to buy cheapies

[Anonymous No.22698285]

>sell volume pops up
>candle turns green
hmmm

[Anonymous No.22698307]

Tqqq 125 eow

[Anonymous No.22698309]

https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/calculator/long-call.html

Does this give accurate results?

[Anonymous No.22698311]

>>22698145
thats not paul allens.

[Anonymous No.22698313]

>>22698261
>TQQQ
dont do this.

[Anonymous No.22698318]

>>22698277
bruh zoom out

[Anonymous No.22698321]

>he sold the bottom

[Anonymous No.22698335]

>>22698241
Get jewed like its middle ages Europe

[Anonymous No.22698336]

TSLA is going to the fucking MOON tomorrow and all you pansy-ass paper handed fags are gonna be whining like crazy.

eat my battery day dust, homos

[Anonymous No.22698344]

>>22698273
I bank with chase so I thought maybe I should invest in the other. Is that retarded?

[Anonymous No.22698355]

>>22698321
Buy high, sell low

[Anonymous No.22698359]

>>22698309
Only if you assume IV won't change. It's a good guide but if you expect IV to go up or down then just adjust your expectations accordingly

[Anonymous No.22698363]

What the fuck is AXL's problem?

[Anonymous No.22698381]

>>22698241
Yes but just try not to think about it. And take frequent showers

[Anonymous No.22698395]

>>22698344
Why? Through the dividends it basically means a portion of the interest/fees you pay go back to you.

[Anonymous No.22698398]

>>22698313
Why? It's the top 100 + additional exposure to the top 5 or whatever. Don't confuse volatility with risk. Back testing shows its fine to hold through volatility and sell offs.
There is literally no reason not to hold it over the long term.

[Anonymous No.22698404]

My gigantic v on my day chart just made another smaller v. The losses are getting close to even. Seems bullish as fuck. Why are all these bears sounding alarms like it's the end of the market?

[Anonymous No.22698406]

>>22698273
Another solid option

[Anonymous No.22698424]

>>22697140
I hope you bought Apple and Amazon today because it's only up from today

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22698431]

Why the fuck is it going up?

[Anonymous No.22698437]

>>22698142
>>22698172
is here a version of DFEN that isn't as in Boeing so much?

[Anonymous No.22698457]

>>22698404
its the same pattern for weeks now. It drops, recovers a little just to drop again

[Anonymous No.22698456]

>>22698395
I guess that’s a good point. I will think about it, thanks

[Anonymous No.22698460]

>>22698431
JPOW hour

[Anonymous No.22698467]

>>22697140
My TSLA are currently at breakeven. Should I sell them now because battery day is tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.22698472]

3 years in and I'm in the red. YOU SAID DCA-ING INTO ETFS WAS FOOLPROOF!

[Anonymous No.22698484]

>>22698467
battery day isn't until EOD, it will pump.

[Anonymous No.22698485]

>>22698457
I'm up 10% on the week and 160% on the month though

[Anonymous No.22698489]

>>22698431

stonks go up
have you learned nothing all year?
I bought the dip

[Anonymous No.22698499]

>>22698484
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.22698505]

>>22698467
it's already priced in that battery day is a bust. I would buy more and calls too.

[Anonymous No.22698521]

>>22698472
how long were you in the green for?

[Anonymous No.22698531]

>>22698472
What fucking lmao ETF did you DCA in over three years if you are in the red?

[Anonymous No.22698542]

>>22698485
how? SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.22698550]

>>22698472
What are your positions

[Anonymous No.22698553]

Can't believe I almost bought gme today lmao

[Anonymous No.22698554]

>>22698431
Because this is the floor. The last bang.

Buy

[Anonymous No.22698556]

>>22698531
This, what the fuck

[Anonymous No.22698557]

>>22698542
No just holding good stocks fren

[Anonymous No.22698562]

>>22697140


>JEROME
>JEROOOME
>PUMP IT JEROOME
>JERROOOOOOMEEEEEE
>DO IT NOW
>I NEED TO WIN RE-ELECTION
>JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.22698565]

>>22698472
ETF's were good in the QE pump years where techbros could pay for their weekly onions needs just by living in Berlin and dumping their extra money into them

[Anonymous No.22698572]

>>22698398
so leveraged etf decay doesn't apply to this?

[Anonymous No.22698584]

>>22698472
Have you been buying dfen and nugget lol

[Anonymous No.22698585]

>>22698554
Don't get your hopes up just yet little buddy.

[Anonymous No.22698602]

TSLA is a speculation index at this point when TSLA goes red the maket will dump

[Anonymous No.22698607]

>>22698562
If he wanted to win he’d shove through another 1200 stimulus and then he could be a martyr as the dems arrest him after his 2nd term and he faces prison for giving us a stimulus

[Anonymous No.22698610]

>everyone buying tesla BEFORE battery day waiting to sell AFTER battery day
>NO ONE planning to actually buy AFTER battery day

what do you think is going to happen

[Anonymous No.22698620]

>>22698562
You tards suck. You should be wanting the stock to crash to buy shit cheap and just get it out of the way and let everytning go to a normal price.

[Anonymous No.22698625]

>>22697442
Lmao actually though

[Anonymous No.22698638]

>>22698620
that already happened in feb/march. you bought right?

[Anonymous No.22698644]

CLSK KEEPS GOING UP OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.22698649]

here we go!

[Anonymous No.22698659]

>>22698572
leveraged ETF decay is a meme unless you're talking commodities which I would stay away from.
If you don't believe me just google it for yourself. There are plenty of write ups message boards about it. TQQQ isn't a secret or a new invention.

[Anonymous No.22698667]

>>22698602
I've been using it this way since before the split.

[Anonymous No.22698670]

You caught 2018 and 2020 being red. Just hold.

[Anonymous No.22698673]

newbie here, how low and long do you think the bearish period will be?

[Anonymous No.22698682]

>>22698585
Tech has been falling for 3 weeks
If today was a scare because of the second wave then tech should start outperforming. Technically beaten down and fundamentally fair valued for normal economy, so it's fundamentally undervalued for extended corona economy

[Anonymous No.22698695]

>>22698673
1 week

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22698697]

>>22698673
-80% the amount of time will be measured in decades not years.

[Anonymous No.22698704]

>>22698673
We're either at the start of a long, bleeding process, or we're in the middle of a continuous crabbing period

[Anonymous No.22698705]

>>22698673
Nobody knows. Nobody can know anything for sure right now. The market is confused and afraid.

[Anonymous No.22698710]

>>22697259
Will my april calls print?

[Anonymous No.22698711]

NOOO BOBO STOP THERES ONLY 30 MINS LEFT JUST KEEP PUMPING

[Anonymous No.22698714]

>>22698610
Yeah man, no one is ever going to buy TSLA again after they announce their developments in their battery technology. This is the top for sure.

[Anonymous No.22698717]

>>22698673
Literally nobody knows or else everyone will be rich. COVID19 will be around for a while. If Trump wins he'll just open up the economy to kill off the cheap latino and black labor, to replace them with other stuff. If Biden wins then free stimulus and reliable vaccine.

[Anonymous No.22698726]

>>22698673
The crash of 1929 took until the '50s to get back to all time high. So it could be up to 20 years before we get back this time

[Anonymous No.22698738]

>>22698682
TA says otherwise

[Anonymous No.22698755]

>>22698714
TSLA has fusion power priced in

[Anonymous No.22698765]

>>22698673
Its gunna lower a bit more and then crab like a mother fucker while tech, biopharm and big retailer do some weird shit. Then Trump is re-elected and then green line goes up.

[Anonymous No.22698763]

>>22698726
Bold of you to assume the deflation isn't just beginning

[Anonymous No.22698766]

>>22698726
BRO JUST BAGHOLD FOR 50 YEARS LMAO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22698774]

>>22698726
Holy fuck dumbest post this thread

[Anonymous No.22698777]

The funny part is, this drop & extended correction is what we need.
We need full capitulation before any progress can be made. Won't be until at least after the election that volatility dies down.

[Anonymous No.22698782]

>>22698717
If you’re a white male good fuckin luck getting anything from the Biden campaign I wouldn’t put it passed them to push a race based stimulus and meander into another dumb proxy war

[Anonymous No.22698786]

>>22697843
this image isn't that far off. Founding fathers are often portrayed as much older than they were

[Anonymous No.22698792]

>>22697140
I actually had to try hard at my job today :^( what did i miss guys?

[Anonymous No.22698800]

Not even checking my portfolio today, I'm all tech

[Anonymous No.22698815]

>>22698800
Apple is up 2% lol

[Anonymous No.22698816]

>>22697153
> 1st for crypto is a scam.
Cryptos (the good ones) are just tech shares, you buy "coins" instead of shares but the mechanisms are the same. Perhaps even better, in that buying shares so the price increases doesn't necessarily make the underlying company any stronger, whereas buying a coin so the price goes up will often (not always) directly benefit the use case of that coin so the act of buying improved the fundamentals of the underlying.
But most certainly there are thousands of actual, pure scams. I haven't dealt in penny stocks, how often are those in fact just true pump and dump scams? I'm guessing crypto has way more, but I nevertheless expect that's what would be comparable.

[Anonymous No.22698817]

>>22698726
Come on man with Apple Microsoft and google were fine. No one is going to stop using iphones they even have affordable models now. Apple stocks went crazy as soon as they started selling $399 phones

Hell I even have a good feeling about Tesla when we shake the brain dead instagram whores from it. This is gonna be hell on smaller stocks tho.

[Anonymous No.22698819]

>HE BOUGHT SQQQ AT THE TOP
>CRASH IT

[Anonymous No.22698821]

>>22698726
if you kept buying from 1929- you made a ton of money, so

[Anonymous No.22698826]

I only sold my CLSK when it was at +16% today. Now at +30%. I want to kms

[Anonymous No.22698831]

>>22698763
If you think we entering into deflation when the fed is committed to letting inflation rise, and is telling government to start printing then you are delusional

[Anonymous No.22698835]

>>22698800
Qqq is doing ok today

[Anonymous No.22698838]

>>22698792
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.22698845]

>>22698682
>fundamentally fair valued for normal economy
Mate...

[Anonymous No.22698846]

>>22698774
Don't worry, people make this comment everyday here. Japan is a popular one too.

Charts look slightly similar it must be the same, right r-right.. Oh yes same words too, deflationaryyyy

[Anonymous No.22698852]

>>22698786
I believe james madison was 23 when he wrote the important paper thing

[Anonymous No.22698853]

>>22698765
crab means stay leveraged?

[Anonymous No.22698855]

What do my fellow Cancucks prefer in terms of brokers?

[Anonymous No.22698867]

>>22698782
5 pyбль have been deposited into your account

[Anonymous No.22698868]

>>22698853
How does a crab walk?

[Anonymous No.22698875]

>>22698786
Yeah and back then grown men didn't play with dolls and shit, um, I mean action figures

[Anonymous No.22698876]

this has been my favorite power hour of all time.

[Anonymous No.22698883]

>>22698659
post source for your claims

Also,if your goal is leverage. There are more (tax) efficient ways to achieve this.

[Anonymous No.22698887]

Did you buy the dip?

[Anonymous No.22698902]

>>22698831
We are in deflation right now. They couldn't meet the targets, this is one of the main factors for the drop in the past 2 weeks...

People need to spend money for consumer inflation to happen, as well as houses etc ect.

Not happening with all the bullshit currently. Hopefully will happen after elections.

[Anonymous No.22698907]

You couldn’t buy toilet paper or eggs because people were panicking and the Democrats are criticizing Trump for reassuring the American people.

[Anonymous No.22698912]

>>22698867
>he's still on the Russia narrative

[Anonymous No.22698917]

>>22698883
Check this out, backtests a simulated SPXL to the 1920s and it returns orders of magnitude above market gains
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2741701

[Anonymous No.22698922]

>>22697535

hodl stonks never sell and you wont lose.
fking fagget

[Anonymous No.22698929]

>>22698845
They weren't a month ago. They're good enough now especially if they meet expectations

[Anonymous No.22698932]

>>22698815
That's nothing, everyone here is a ADHD dopamine fiend. Where as long as line is green at .1% then it's good even though it's down a shit ton this whole month

[Anonymous No.22698943]

>>22698868
side to side...?

[Anonymous No.22698947]

I am mad at how retarded americans are.
I am not mad because my stocks would be going red, no. I am mad when looking at what overpriced shit is going green. Nvidia, Tesla, AMD.. like what the fuck. Literally the way to make most money is to be as retarded as possible.

[Anonymous No.22698956]

>>22698887
It's over guys. Bubble has been deflated. Try arguing with logarithmic memelines!

[Anonymous No.22698959]

>>22698726
In a bear market you just buy puts instead of calls though, right? As long as the line is consistent it should be just as easy. This uncertainty fucking sucks.

[Anonymous No.22698973]

>>22698922
>hodl
>stonks
Holy fuck, leave

[Anonymous No.22698988]

>>22697140
You all ready for the controlled crash in 1 month? DOW below 10k, NASDAQ below 2k. Its gonna be a blast.

[Anonymous No.22698995]

>>22698553
>he didnt buy the dip

NGMI

[Anonymous No.22698996]

>>22698010

[Anonymous No.22699003]

>>22698973

nope

[Anonymous No.22699011]

>>22698947
AMD got permission to sell to huawei

[Anonymous No.22699016]

>>22698883
just google it. why the fuck would I make this up and then do it myself just on a hunch lol.
>>22698902
Yes, at this very moment in time you are right. However, if you look at macro factors we are primed for an inflation run.
Does the economy look like its in good shape to you?

[Anonymous No.22699017]

>>22698943
Yes, mostly. It can get a little herky jerky too.

[Anonymous No.22699026]

>>22698956
>Making support lines without candles

[Anonymous No.22699031]

>>22697140
Imagine buying tech stocks in july, because all of your friends have been making money for months. Your friends are now telling you that they sold in august, so you look at the stock market, and realise that you are now negative, and there is no sign of the market recovering anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.22699039]

>>22698867
.02 CNY has been deposited into your account good citizen

[Anonymous No.22699046]

>>22699036
>>22699036
>>22699036
>>22699036

[Anonymous No.22699050]

HOLY SHIT IM GREEEEEEEEEEEEEN

[Anonymous No.22699068]

I just want to remind everyone reddit's mantra since May was buy tech.

That's all.

[Anonymous No.22699083]

>>22699031
Oh no

[Anonymous No.22699085]

>>22698126
Bull trap + Dead Cat Bounce if I've ever seen one

[Anonymous No.22699115]

>>22698838
Plz tell me

[Anonymous No.22699119]

>>22698673
2 years

[Anonymous No.22699132]

>>22698800
Actually depends what tech you have.
A lot of smaller tech companies are up quite a bit (e.g. ROKU, FSLY, CRWD, ZM, CHGG, TWLO, TTD, OKTA, etc. are all up over 4%)
Personally, I am always more hesitant to invest in those companies over big tech, because I always feel a lot of it is just hype.

[Anonymous No.22699186]

>>22698883
>post source
Just pull up a chart of TQQQ on literally any website with market data, fucktard.

[Anonymous No.22699200]

>>22699017
I think I got it now, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.22699308]

>>22698782

[Anonymous No.22699601]

>>22697236
Give up on your inquiries which are completely useless.

[Anonymous No.22699712]

>>22698673
coupla weeks