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22661900 No.22661900 [Reply] [Original]

i have an announcement to make. if the turnout it good you'll be on the path to millionairhood by 1:pm EST

>> No.22661990
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Eagerly awaiting your announcement, my good man.

>> No.22662013

Let's hear it then

>> No.22662032

>>22661900
sir pls sir

>> No.22662076
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>>22661900
go on

>> No.22662131

>>22661900
Let's hear it then shall we lads?

>> No.22662136

Hope it's not some shitcoin I gotta pay $50+ in ETH gas just to buy and $100+ to exit from before it dumps.

>> No.22662139
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>>22661900
IYKYK

>> No.22662148

>>22661900
pls good man

>> No.22662211
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>>22661900
You have my attention

>> No.22662231
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gentlemen

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>>22661900
Go on then, speak your mind. We are men of culture here

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>>22661900
Sorry, suits at the cleaners. What's going on?

>> No.22662280

poured meself a glass of bubbly. Don't let it go flat now anon...

>> No.22662300

N

>> No.22662321

>>22662300
I

>> No.22662326

>>22662321
D

>> No.22662356
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>>22662300
N

>> No.22662362

>>22662321
G

>> No.22662364

>>22661900
There is nothing good coming
Only despair

>> No.22662370
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careful anon, im watching

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>>22662267
God god man, you could have at least had a shave or a shower....but I do suppose there is room for another.

>> No.22662387

N

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*ahem*

>> No.22662408

>>22662139
IK

>> No.22662429 [DELETED] 

Go on then, i'm a busy man, i have tokens to accumulate

>> No.22662445

>>22662362
E

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Go on, some of us have places to be

>> No.22662505
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Good morning lads hope I havent missed our most intreped speaker's anouncement.

>> No.22662577
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I'm here, my good boy.

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>>22661900
Anon its getting cold outside.

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>>22661900
ITS ALMOST 1PM EST IM SO EXCITED

>> No.22662769
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GENTLEMEN

TAKE A SEAT.

>> No.22662816

>>22662769
*sits on toilet and prepares to unleash massive shit*

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>>22662769
Alright anon i'm waiting

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>>22662769
HE'S GONNA SAY IT OP IS DELIVERING

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>>22662769

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>>22662769
Let's go.

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>>22662769
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO

>> No.22662947

Statera or Kleros sir?

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im here and i brought dubs

check em

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>>22662962

CHECKED

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>>22661900
This better be a good announcement or else

>> No.22663006

>millionairhood

>> No.22663021

Rolling for trips

>> No.22663028
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make of these dates what you will:

SEPTEMBER 30:
i hope you held your UNI,
second airdrop for those with UNI in their wallet. only one wallet per person this time, not sure how they figure this out. less than the previous airdrop, but oh boy. lets just say LINKs still alive and you'll see why by october

OCTOBER 31:
SWIPE knew what they were doing, but not how to do it. Their replacement is at this date at the very latest. id advise leaving swipe immediately.

NOVEMBER 30:
Metamask does something huge, and fucking backfires and BTFO's 90% of their users. it was your fault for trusting the fox in the henhouse to begin with...


DECEMBER (no date estimate sorry):
BTC returns and returns big. a big later than expected but anytime before Halloween is a beautiful time to buy BIG


may I continue?
(LIT hodlers, this next ones for you)

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Sorry I'm late gentlemen. I'll just order a Martini from the bar and then take my seat.

>> No.22663054

>>22663028
K. KEEP ME POSTED

>> No.22663068
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>>22663028
Frens, I'm very sorry to interrupt OP's announcement but I have one of my own.

Just a moment. *AHEM*

>> No.22663101
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FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK KIKES
FUCK PAJEET SHILL FAGGOTS
FUCK JANNIES
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, FUCK OP

>> No.22663106

>>22663028
Can you explain what will happen in more detail? Should I go make a ton of wallets>
Please continue my good sir.

>> No.22663129

>>22663028

Translation: OP holds UNI, LINK, LIT, and BTC. OP is also shorting SWIPE.

>> No.22663152
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>>22663101
Do not interrupt OP's speech.

>> No.22663154

>>22663028
So LINK is done lmfao

>> No.22663170

>>22663028
capped

>> No.22663173

>>22663028
>only one wallet per person this time
it was perfect until that part
they won't
and you can't be an insider only on one of those companies, not on just fucking everyone
NIGGER
F
A
G
G
O
T

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>>22663028
I cancelled my 3 oclock for this!? You disgust me OP, die!

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>>22663028
this is garbage intel

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>>22663152
Eat shit.

>> No.22663222

>>22663028
Obvious larp.
Uni has no way of telling apart which person holds which wallet.
There is no way you could predict some metamask issue 2 months into the future. If there was a vulnerability out know it wouldnt take 2 months.

>> No.22663235

>>22663028

>OP has sucked 1000 black cocks and may he suck 1000 more

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>>22663173
indeed

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>>22663222
checked. but what about malware anon, the other day?

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>>22663222
>>22663268
im talking about a planned attack. i happen to know the people in it but there's nothing I can do. just get the fuck out of there regardless

>> No.22663311

>>22663129
You sound like you’re exposing this poster, but the tradition on /biz/ is to demand he proves his money is where his mouth is at by posting his positions, which should then be the position you propose he has.

>> No.22663387

>>22663028
Confirmed larp. XRP $2K EOY all other shitcoins $0 EOY

>> No.22663399

WHY IS FAGGOT OP SAYING LINK DEAD BY OCTOBER. LARP MORE BITCH

>> No.22663403

>>22663387
>all other shitcoins
At least you admit XRP is a shitcoin too.

>> No.22663419

>>22663307

What a shit larp. Yeah my friend said he was gonna hack metamask too. Everyone better get out soon.

>> No.22663489

>>22663307
Contact metamask devs and let them know about the issue?
Or make a reddit thread about it to raise awareness?

It would be more credible if you didn't make that many impossible claims across different companies at once all conveniently timed at the end of a month.

>> No.22663533

>>22663028
>second airdrop for those with UNI in their wallet. only one wallet per person this time, not sure how they figure this out. less than the previous airdrop, but oh boy. lets just say LINKs still alive and you'll see why by october
>OCTOBER 31:
>SWIPE knew what they were doing, but not how to do it. Their replacement is at this date at the very latest. id advise leaving swipe immediately.
>second airdrop for those with UNI in their wallet. only one wallet per person this time, not sure how they figure this out. less than the previous airdrop, but oh boy. lets just say LINKs still alive and you'll see why by october

>OCTOBER 31:
SWIPE knew what they were doing, but not how to do it. Their replacement is at this date at the very latest. id advise leaving swipe immediately.

I mean are you implying that Chainlink is replacing SWIPE?

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>>22663554

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>>22663563

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>>22663573

>> No.22663593

Combo breaker

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>>22663587

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>> No.22663610

>>22663419
If your shit is on a ledger it's almost impossible to hack right?

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>>22663595

>> No.22663639

>>22663610

If your shit is on an electronic device it's possible to hack. Use pen and paper.

>> No.22663808

>>22663533
>>22663533
this guy gets it

>> No.22663820

>>22663610
Yeah, as long as your recovery phrase paper is safe then the only way to "hack it" is to steal the device itself.

>> No.22663867

>>22663533
>>22663808
wtf this is the worst larp ever
how would link replace SWIPE they have nothing to do with each other

>> No.22663906

>>22663489
I think it might be a good idea to reach out to MetaMask. Of course once they hear that it came from 4chan they’ll likely ignore. But keeping it professional and insisting the claims seemed even remotely credible might get them to act.

>> No.22663971

>>22663307
>>22663489
>>22663906
Do you black hole brains even know how computers work?

>> No.22664088

>>22663028
On I bought 1 uni.

>> No.22664153

>>22663971
??

>> No.22664407

I'm on the path to millionairehood from the moment I bought my 200k PNK.

>> No.22664495

>>22663808
Op tell us more pls. I was waiting for some bread crumbs.

>> No.22664870

>>22664407
curry