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Should I kill myself?

>> No.22613311

N

>> No.22613320

I

>> No.22613328

O

>> No.22613333

>>22613320
G

>> No.22613359

A

>> No.22613368

Z

>> No.22613407

i have a glock with one bullet in it and at this point im close to doing it

>> No.22613415

Niogaz.

>> No.22613467

If you didn't get your airdrop, might as well. But wait you can still get a PS5.

>> No.22613477

>>22613407
why? we'll all be dead someday anyways

>> No.22613506

>>22613407
what if it jams

>> No.22613513

>>22613477
because im living in hell

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>>22613145
>business and finance
ask your therapist

>> No.22613546

>>22613407
>only one bullet
what if you miss?

>> No.22613621

>>22613145
Did you buy Uni at ath?

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>>business and finance
>ask your therapist

>> No.22613823

>>22613513
explain so we can help anon

>> No.22613871

>>22613145
Only if you bought one of the following: RSR, XRP, NIMIQ, or AMPL

>> No.22613897

>>22613145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUYBWuI5uXk

>> No.22613901

>>22613407
I always picture those guys that fuck it up and look holy fuck surviving afterwards, so don’t do it matey

>> No.22613959

>>22613823
im a retard who squandered over 1500 dollars on nonsense and now i have to return to wage slaving in order to keep chasing the make it pipe dream

>> No.22614032

>>22613959
>lost 1.5k and have to work
yeah sounds like true hell anon

>> No.22614055

>>22613959
mate, dont fucking kill yourself over 1.5k bigger and better things are out there.

>> No.22614150

>>22614055
i missed the UNI moonshot by 24 hours and i have to do the responsible thing with what little money i have left
not literally taking my own life but working 60 hours a week is pretty much a death sentence at this point

>> No.22614217

>>22614150
What is your job?

>> No.22614221

>>22613959
1.5k is like 1 month of part time job lmfao

>> No.22614275

>>22613145
Unless you bought AAPL @137 like me, there is no need anon.

>> No.22614342

only if you bought the rsr top because it's not going back til late next year

>> No.22614370

>>22614217
dont have one since i lost my last job a month ago
>>22614221
used to be like a week's pay for me

>> No.22614378

N

>> No.22614439

I

>> No.22614462

G

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G

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E

>> No.22614532

R

>> No.22614544 [DELETED] 

R

>> No.22614545

>>22613546
>takes his ear off in the inevitable regret twitch
Post pics post disfiguration

>> No.22614555

R

>> No.22614822 [DELETED] 

We managed to correctly spell a work ITT. It's a sign that OP should not kill himself.

>> No.22614836

>>22614150
>i missed the UNI moonshot by 24 hours
When will people get it through their heads this is retarded thinking. Either you take risks and (maybe) get rewarded or you're a non-factor. There's nothing in between.

>> No.22614841

>>22614378
>>22614439
>>22614462
>>22614478
>>22614506
>>22614532
Nice

>> No.22614846

>>22613145
You're asking the wrong question. You should ask how you're going to kill yourself. Bet you don't have the balls to rope, jump or pull the trigger. You're stuck here with the rest of us, fagget.

>> No.22614853

>>22613145
only ironically

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>>22614378
>>22614439
>>22614462
>>22614478
>>22614506
>>22614532

>> No.22614886

We managed to correctly spell a word ITT. It's a sign that OP should not kill himself.

>> No.22614901

>>22613959
bruh you can bounce back from 1.5k

>> No.22614939

>>22613521
Just restart your router lmao.

>> No.22614946

>>22614378
>>22614439
>>22614462
>>22614478
>>22614506
>>22614532
incredible

>> No.22614954

>>22613145
faggot buy ftm

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>>22614946
>>22614857
I dont want to kill myself anymore

>> No.22615022

>>22613959
Holy shit mate I've lost hundreds of thousands in bad trades. Your problem isn't losing money, it's taking life too seriously. Just fucking relax aye

>> No.22615049

>>22614150
Dont be a lazy pussy and staft working like a man. Work a normal 40hour job, xou will have those 1.5k spare shit in one month back. But dont kill yourself over such pitty amounts anon thats just sad

>> No.22615122

>>22614150
>blah blah I don't have the balls to shoot myself so I'll """kill myself"""" by wage slaving which will take around 40 years or so
you're a pathetic faggot, you don't enjoy the shit life you have, but you also don't wanna die and wish for a miracle
welcome to the club bitch

>> No.22615152

>>22615049
Also: I was depressed 5 years ago and broke. No GF no friends. Now im self employed, drive a 60k € sports car and have six figures net worth. Dont give up, you can also make it

>> No.22615203

Bros I'm going to kill myself by drinking alcohol and smoking cigarettes this will take anywhere from 10 to 50 years wish me luck guys haha
I'm totally suicidal I just picked the slow lane lmao

>> No.22615215

>>22613145
yes

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22615229

You're a glove not the hand.
You cannot commit suicide because you don't exist.
It'd just be another murder.

>> No.22615239

>>22613407
You'd just miss

>> No.22615281

>>22615152
still no GF? I just want a GF :(

>> No.22615401

>>22615281
Don't worry you'll get a cute GF after you make it.
Kidding you'll get a wrinkly gold digger bitch at best. Chad fucks, beta buxx.

>> No.22615430

>>22613145
no. You are important. You matter.

>> No.22615497

>>22615430
>You are important. You matter.
Prove it.

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>>22613145
NIOGAZ. But seriously dont kill yourself you faggot ChainLink to 81k you are still early fren

>> No.22615586

>>22613145
dont fucking do it if your mom is still alive

>> No.22615638

>>22615586
You're a good boy anon

>> No.22615749

>>22613145
Create a smart contract that lets people vote for a fee, if yea wins, the fees are automatically used to pay a hit man that live streams the whole thing, if nay wins the fees are used to pay for a psychiatrist.

>> No.22615826

>>22614901
anon I lost 15k in this recent selloff, if I'm not killing myself then you sure as hell aren't

>> No.22615839

>>22615749
Change the nay option to a prostitute and we can use Ari's two favourite contracts in one.

>> No.22615892

>>22613145
Don't do it anon. Life is beautiful and you'll be missed. I don't even know you and I'll miss you

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>>22613145
>numbers go down
>i must kill myself

>> No.22616568

>>22615281
I have a woman who i see for sex but no real GF
Now i know you dont need it to be happy

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22617593

why aren't you enjoying modern life?

>> No.22618340

We can still make it /biz/. Buy up as many PS5s and XSXs as you can. Then just raise the fucking price and sell it on facebook marketplace to all the desperate adults looking to buy one for their kids this Christmas.

>> No.22619285

>>22613145
No, never worth it Anon, it's a permanent solution to a temporary problem. Go talk to a loved one or consider therapy (there are plenty of high quality organizations that offer free and cheap but high quality professional therapists such as the Open Path Collective), seeking out real communication and support is crucial. The world is crazy and there are a lot of other people feeling much less hopeful than right now, but no matter how much it seems like it, any and all problems almost never last forever, mental health, investments, or otherwise. I believe in you anon, God bless

>> No.22619489

Why does everyone want to KTS before the crypto bullrun?

>> No.22619773

No but assisted suicide should be legal.

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>>22614378
>>22614439
>>22614462
>>22614478
>>22614506
>>22614532

they've finally done it... it's beautiful

>> No.22621343

>>22619489
because we all realized even money doesn't make us happy anymore

>> No.22621536

>>22620654
what is going on with his upper body

>> No.22621832

>>22613959
Bruh some of us here wageslave 10 hours and then spend the other 9 on crypto.

Sure its hell now, and I'm down, and i'm basically an incel, fat, and manlet.

Yet I still hold faith I am going to make it if I learn to play my hands right. Gotta know when to hold em, know when to fold them, and never count your money at the table, because there will be time for counting when the dealings done.

Don't give up anon - You will regret it - the next world isn't what you expect.

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>>22613145
sure why not

>> No.22622709

no, don't. we'll be in hell together. fine for me. and you?

>> No.22622844

“Life is so meaningless without money... WAAAAHH” If you’re really at the point where you could kill yourself, and you’re not just some larping faggot, go move to the midwest or a second world country for a few years.

>> No.22623218

>>22613145
nah lol

>> No.22623243

>>22621832
based and realizationpilled

>> No.22623679

>>22619489
everybody thinks we're going to have another massive bullrun, do you really think it's that easy? Just buy some internet tokens and you'll be rich? Fucking lol. Never above 20k again screenshot it