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give me a step by step guide to make it ($1M) within the next 5 years with lowest risk possible.

starting budget is $45000

>> No.22579554

>>22579515
IRELAND

>> No.22579566

>>22579515
>high reward
>low risk
Join a coding bootcamp and get a job at Faceberg, There, you spent $20k and made $1M before taxes.

>> No.22579677

>>22579554
What's West Britain got to do with this?

>> No.22579775

>>22579554
american license plates and nice trucks - not ireland faggot

>> No.22579875

>>22579515
Easy, compound interest with 1 year german bonds 45k*.995^5 ≈ 1KK

>> No.22579908
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Buy a van, some chemicals, a vacuum, and maybe some duct cleaning thingies, and an ozone generator if enough is left over. Get a pajeet on fiverr to make a simple logo, come up with a catchy name, mail out flyers to a 1 hour radius around you and buy radio ads. You are a cleaning business that does carpets and ducts, ozone is to kill any lingering/tough smells. Get a bro to buy in with you for up to 49% ownership or just pay him hourly if he's not business minded enough to partner. Pay yourself the bare minimum to survive and reinvest for aggressive growth, you want $0 profit for the next five years. Scale asap, so that means more vans and two man teams. Build it up at once you hit the five year mark sell the whole thing as a turnkey business operation for a million. Of course if you do it right that would be retarded as fuck. If you fuck up you'll have a mildly successful business and you can take on a more supervisory role and handle back end side of things while paying yourself a nice enough salary. Market forces will dictate which way you go. Maybe you are cleaning vaulted ceilings, maybe it's better to take contracts at warehouses or labs. Might even wind up in crime scene cleanup. Follow the money, run heavy market analysis, don't be afraid to drop the parts with shitty margins so you can double down on the big jobs. Pareto principle is your friend here and will guide what gets cut and what is nurtured.

>> No.22579913

>>22579775
>>22579677

>these nufags

>> No.22580488

>>22579515
No ass, NGMI

>> No.22580496
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22580496

>>22579908
without work

>> No.22580509

>>22579775
Hahaha how old are you?

>> No.22580517

>>22580496
Kill yourself you fucking lazy nigger.

>> No.22580555
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22580555

fucking hell, you guys are giving me so much content today

>> No.22580571

>>22580509
ahh, the red hair. I'm red-green color deficient so I miss shit like that all the time.

>> No.22580580

fake tits , pancakes for ass. the face better be something or else lol

>> No.22580586

>>22579677
>>22579775
GO. THE. FUCK. BACK.

>> No.22580612

>>22580555
actually asian

>> No.22580763
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22580763

>>22580496
Buy less than half a make it stack of chainlink and shitpost until $250 link. Why ask for a guide if you just want to buy and hold glyptos? No such thing as a free lunch, you'll probably sell at the first retrace.

>> No.22580818

>>22579515
Bitcoin. Unironically lower risk than doing any kind of investment via legacy financial system.

>> No.22580824

>>22579515
Get certifications in IT. Invest in physical silver while living like a poor person.

>> No.22580843
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22580843

>>22580586
suck my cock you caps-lock faggot

>> No.22581090

>>22580496
>>22579515
Those are men.

>> No.22581115

>>22579515
build a time machine and make 1000 wallets, then make minimal transactions on uniswap, a month ago.

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>>22579515
>step 1: buy $45,000 worth of UNI

>> No.22581273

>>22579515
But 70% BTC 30% ETH

>> No.22581308

are you serious, your budget is 45k? all in btc.
but be warned, 1 mil won't get you far.

>> No.22581576

>>22579775
>>22579677
all right you dense fucks. let me lay it out for you nice and clear here.
When someone exclaims a location in response to the image of a girl he is referencing "PLEASE BE IN LONDON"
or please be in X location
eventually abbreviated to just LONDON or just X location; usually written in a vertical fashion.
the significance of Ireland here has to do with the size of the girls ass. It's been well documented that all irish lads love girls with little rumps, now I'm not irish but I also like a small ass.
Anyway, that's why Ireland.

>> No.22581726

>>22579515
Buy DOT. Stake. Reinvest staking rewards. Delay gratification five years. Millionaire.

Its the safest bet in crypto right now, criminally undervalued. #1 tech on the #5 spot, four years ahead of Ethereum techwise, community blossoming due to simple Eth transactions costing $5 USD each. Interoperability solved, scaling solved.

Parachains launching soon, estimated to lock up 20% of the DOT supply. Current circulating supply is 40%~, so if supply gets halved price will at least double. Add hype from new people investing in parachain offerings (on a massively reduced supply) = DOT to $15 end of year.

Check out https://polkaproject.com/.. Current rate of new projects per day is 5. Ethereum is useless for anything other than two or three DeFi dapps. Everything else needs to find a new home until 2023 when Eth 2.0 kicks in.

>> No.22581790

>>22580818
yeah this desu

>> No.22581893

>>22579677
>>22579775
go back newfags

>> No.22581901

>>22579515
That ass is a travesty

>> No.22582030

>>22581901
I agree, why even post this. could you actually imagine smashing that flat ass?

>> No.22582073

>>22582030
I can and I will

>> No.22582496

>>22579908
thats the spirit :)

>> No.22582543

40% BTC
40% ETH
40% LINK

Fuck bitches, make money

>> No.22582577

>>22579566
Which one to take to be most marketable? I like Python the most.

>> No.22582600

>>22581576
That's wrong

>> No.22582637

>>22581115
You could have made failed transactions for optimal return

>> No.22582751

>>22579515
be a sissy trap on onlyfans, easy 100k per year for 10 years

>> No.22582841

>>22582577
No one is going to get hired at a big tech company with only a coding bootcamp. You would be lucky to get hired anywhere at this point honestly. Most companies outsource their dev work and hire a handful of senior devs to advise and clean the shit out of pajeet code. Only the largest corporations want to hire exclusively competent and well-paid domestic developers, because they actually have products with high enough RoC to pull it off.

Lets assume you want to work for FB. You will need in depth knowledge of PHP, Laravel, React.js, NoSQL, SASS, and whatever other tools they use for deployment/testing and project management. For Google, Amazon, or others, it is an entirely different stack for each of them that is just as difficult to be fully competent in utilizing.

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>>22580580
nope.

>> No.22583017

>>22579908
Pretty decent advice, probably works for landscaping too

Might work for property management as well, especially in areas where there's mostly boomers trying to play landlords. Make the operation entirely hands off for them, so you handle finding tenants, showings, collecting rent, keys, repairs, evictions, etc. for a small sum of 20% - 30% of the rent per property, minus expenses like replacing broken appliances or repair work.
It's not that much work since you can be choosy with the tenants, and you can fix some things yourself to get paid more or hire out for more complicated things.
You're limited by how much you can scale based on the number of landlords looking for a property manager though.
With 10 properties you're probably able to pay your bills and once the properties are rented for a year the only work is going to be maybe 2-4 calls a month for minor stuff most of the time. Once the tenant moves out you just hire people to clean it and send them the bill, post a new ad, show it to a few people, and then you find someone new and you're all set for another year.
If you can get up to 50 properties it's probably more like a fulltime job but you could hire someone to do all the work and still get paid 2-3x middle class income for doing nothing.

By that point you can consider buying your own properties to rent, or hiring people to expand into other cities. If you have people managing a few hundred properties you'll be a millionaire soon enough.

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>>22582943

>> No.22583905

>>22581726
>/polkaproject.com
how is polkadot better than Fantom? why does it need "parachains"?