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>> No.22576914
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blag darnint me did again it wont let me delete ;_;

>> No.22576983

tsla holding well on a day like today.

>> No.22577119
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I hope your ready for that volatility

>> No.22577131

>>22576914
it's ok, the smg in filename saved it
but you're still retarded

>> No.22577144
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BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW MARKET KING AND I MIGHT SHOW YOU MERCY

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>>22577144
Me Crab. This is America. Line goes up

>> No.22577184

Does anyone else hope Walmart+ does okay so amazon actually has some fucking competition?

>> No.22577194
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you WILL respond to me you fucking retard!

>> No.22577206

Start putting /smg/ in the fucking subject you feckless idiot.

>> No.22577209
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and we're back

>> No.22577225
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>>22577144

>> No.22577236

is quad witching good or bad for markets bros

>> No.22577243
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>>22576885
3 fucking threads and you still can't manage to find the title box? Kill yourself tranny

>> No.22577262
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>>22577194
Yes sir!

>> No.22577264

>>22577236
Wait till we get QUINT WITCHING HOUR

>> No.22577267
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>>22577236
Aware a bozo like me what quad witching is, plz

>> No.22577270

>>22577236
almost always

>> No.22577293
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>>22577144
Why ist this hapenning? It was supposed to crash and then turn into a new bull market.

>> No.22577300

>>22577264
why is it 4 times witching hour?

>> No.22577301

>>22577236
neither but expect some whipsaws before it closes

>> No.22577332

Bought some KR for the memefolio who's in?

>> No.22577349
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Is this the bottom now?
Can we buy back? It seems like it will just bleed till the big bois in charge get a stimulus going

>> No.22577358

>>22577267
you'd be less of a bozo if you just looked it up online

>> No.22577368

>>22577349
You'll want to get in before the stimulus gets passed, though. It's going to be an enormous 2 days as soon as it is passed

>> No.22577376

>>22577349
nobody can answer that
but the current direction is down

>> No.22577377

>>22577344
>NAK settling at 10% above normal
This seems like a good thing. If too much is baked in now there will be no gains.

>> No.22577379

Fuck this gay support and these gay rebounds, just break through and dump into oblivion already.

>> No.22577380

>>22577332
How is a jewish grocer that pays a dividend a meme stock?

>> No.22577382

Remember that time they were impeaching trump and the democrats cancelled minority hearing day? Democrats don't actually care about minorities. They only care about power.

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>>22577358
I wanted to talk to my frens, though

>> No.22577407

I'm just gonna stop opening my portfolio for awhile

>> No.22577408

>>22577119
snib

>> No.22577412

>>22577379
we may have to leave that to the pajama boys

>> No.22577414

>>22577368
Naturally.
But congress will block anything till election is over.
>>22577376
I know, and it is.
I just wonder just how retarded and selfish politicians will be.

>> No.22577420

>>22577236
Banks are trying to close options, which leads to correction to the MA.

>> No.22577427

>>22577402
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/q/quadruplewitching.asp

>> No.22577447

>>22577380
People have been shilling a buyout tonight, sounds like bullshit to me. I like it when my gambles come with almost no downside.

>> No.22577457

>>22576914
You're a fucking idiot and I hate you

>> No.22577458
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>>22577236
yeah. just trade accordingly to the increased volume

>> No.22577473

>>22576885
Anyone remember that people keep saying buy the dip for the last 3 weeks? I finally bought the dip today and it just keeps dipping.

>> No.22577474
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I have 6 SQQQ 9/18 27.5c
i should definitely close that shit in the next 39 minutes, right? even at a loss? i dont see it getting much better tomorrow and theta is gaping my anus

>> No.22577475

>>22577332
September 25th calls for $5. Can’t win if you don’t play

>> No.22577477
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>FORD PLANS TO DIFFERENTIATE ITS ALL-ELECTRIC F-150 FROM EXPECTED PICKUPS BY TESLA AND GM BY BUILDING IT FOR HEAVY-DUTY HAULING AND TOWING RATHER THAN RECREATION- CNBC

Tesla is fucking finished lol.

>> No.22577478

>>22577368
it would be suicide for dems to pass stimulus and pump the market before election

>> No.22577485

WKHSchads this new floor is just fucking outstanding. Remember when we crabbed around $17 for a while? Remember when we crabbed at $3-4 last year? We're so close bros.

>> No.22577522

>>22576885
fucking retard how hard is it to put /smg/ in the title?

>> No.22577536

>Literally everything I own apart from two stocks are in the red

It'll get tomorrow won't it guys?

>> No.22577544
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>>22577478
not sure why this is so hard to understand for bullcucks

>> No.22577546

>>22577522
We need to stop letting this fag make the threads

>> No.22577551

>>22577485
31 by Friday!

>> No.22577556

>>22577477
NOT SO FAST
>uses the 5 billion from the ATM offering to buy back the TSLAs they make
>scrap them
>count arriving at the scrapyard as a "delivery"
APPRECIATING ASSET BECAUSE FEWER TSLAS AND MORE DELIVERIES
>stock moons thanks to deep OTM calls from Masayoshi Son
>stock split
>announce new 5 billion ATM offering
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.22577566

>>22577522
He showed in the last thread he's a literally retarded redd!tnigger.

>> No.22577569

>>22577536
We're gonna make it Anon. I believe.

>> No.22577583

>>22577474
you don't see it getting much better?
if we gap down again those calls are going through the roof

>> No.22577588
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSS FINALLY

>> No.22577593

>>22577478
the democommies already committed sudoku when they announced their plans under the harris administration were worse than red clam chowder.

>> No.22577602

>>22577583
they expire tomorrow though. even if we do gap down im not confident it will be enough to actually get me more money than im currently at now

>> No.22577614

>>22577368
No stimulus. Just google it. Congress is a shitshow.

>> No.22577621

>>22577602
how much did you pay for them

>> No.22577636

>>22577569
Why are consoomer stocks down? Tech makes sense but why the fuck is VFC down nearly 2%?

>> No.22577638

>>22577478
It would also be suicide for GOP to pass a stimulus that would show its full effect only after the election.

The two parties are both to blame.

>> No.22577642

NQ is closing below the 50 MA for the first time since early April, make sure you are all cash except for small gambling positions in your meme plays like GME, WKHS etc.

You are welcome for this free advice and thank you for reading my blog post.

>> No.22577647

>>22577475
Help me understand please. If have a massive margin, I can buy KR calls and sell them at a loss no greater than the cost of those calls. But my broker is going to think "this madlad is about to buy 100 KR!" Do they charge me interest on this risk in some way?
If the answer is "ask your broker" please help know what to look for or what to ask.

>> No.22577650

>>22577636
Stock prices are a meme that follow no logic.

>> No.22577653

>>22577588
Yeah, but what the fuck is there to see?

>> No.22577655

>>22577642
I'm in Spy calls, so I'll be fine right friendo?

>> No.22577664

>>22577638
stimulus is not about the actual effect it's about the optics

>> No.22577668

>>22577621
$800

>> No.22577670

>>22577473
Okay now hold for 5 years.

If you picked a good quality company to invest in, you'll make money.

>> No.22577681

>>22577642
I thought it closed below the 50 MA a few days ago already
Maybe that was it closing right on it and I'm misremembering

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>>22577642

>> No.22577693
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>>22577653
>>22577588
Oh. RGC. Right.

>> No.22577704

i asked this in a previous thread but didnt stick around for the answer
what is a tendies

>> No.22577719

>>22577638
no politician gives a fuck after the election

>> No.22577720

>>22577668
so $1.50 each
makes you breakeven $29?
i think we're going through the floor so i'm holding mine, but damn you paid a lot

>> No.22577723

>>22577704
reddit meme

>> No.22577728
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>>22577704

>> No.22577729

>>22577704
Things that you exchange good boy points for.

>> No.22577737

>>22577704
tendies are love
tendies are life

>> No.22577738

>>22577704
Chicken tenders, delicacy of the autist

>> No.22577744

>>22577681
It also depends what MA you use (SMA, EMA, VWMA, etc. + what length: 5, 20, 50, 100 and 200 being popular).

>> No.22577755

>>22577704
Trade me some of your good boy points and I'll show you.

>> No.22577762

>>22577556
Kek'd because those things could actually happen.

>> No.22577776

>>22577720
yeah that meme lines TA trip got me, he called all last week right so i bought 6 contracts on friday. oh well. timing is everything for short term options and i am a retard for buying them

>> No.22577782

>>22577544
im still not comfortably convinced biden will win. if trump wins ur shorts will be btfo

>> No.22577789

What are the odds of a Crash tommorow percentage wise? I'd say 60%?

>> No.22577790
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1000% it will pump into close.

They cannot let S&P close below it's 50dma

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>Perfect day to buy the dips.
>Saving my money to get in on Palantir.
Mania-induced spending is hell.

>> No.22577793

>>22577776
you should've averaged down

>> No.22577818

CLSK is no longer at $7 but I'm still down on it by 12%. I'm down 18% on RKT. I'm down 10% on big tech.
Meanwhile I'm up on LUV and MU. Fucking Micron of all stocks is my best performer.

Fuck /smg/.

>> No.22577824

>>22577793
theres no chance im averaging down on a weekly options play man. i need that money for actual investing

>> No.22577832

i always fap when im stressed and im alotta stressed

>> No.22577843

>>22577789
1%. We are waiting around this level until Q1 2021

>> No.22577858
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>>22577782

>> No.22577862

>>22577818
someone posted that RKT had huge volume of calls for 9/18. tomorrow might be the day for you.

>> No.22577871

>>22577832
Anissa Kate

>> No.22577882
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what are the odds this amazon kroger deal actually happens today? i just bought like 20 short term OTM calls at like $35, if it does im getting a fat payday but im pretty sure the guy literally made it up

>> No.22577886

>>22577789
>I'd say 60%?
i'd ask if you were retarded but i already know the answer

>> No.22577889

>>22577789
80% chance of crash between tomorrow and next week Friday.
Crash magnitude should not be much higher than 10%.

>> No.22577894

>>22577832
well now i feel like you're asking for something and I'M feeling stressed

>> No.22577902
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Reminder that the OP of these threads is a fucking leftypol trannynigger. What is going to happen to 9/25 NKLA puts? This level of price manipulation is unreal. Are NKLA puts kill?

>> No.22577903

>>22577478
I wish they would just come out and say that. The lefts blatant and unashamed intellectual dishonesty is suicide inducing

>> No.22577927
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WE ARE THE TESLAMARINES AND WE’RE NEVER FUCKING SELLING

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>>22577789
I would like to say 0% because the government is not that retarded, but...

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>>22577704

>> No.22577944

>>22577871
anon, please...
>>22577894
;)

>> No.22577950
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>>22577927
based

>> No.22577951

>>22577704
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbvXwJU6BbE

>> No.22577955

And just like that, GME will never be below $9 ever again

>> No.22577963

>>22577903
Pelosi came out and literally said it.

>> No.22577978

>>22577882
Is there an actual deal or rumors? Amazon already has whole foods

>> No.22577985

>>22577882
I threw $20 just in case it moons tomorrow

>> No.22577989

>>22577862
God I hope so. I won't even sell it all, I just need to be in a position where I can set some stop losses that aren't in the red.

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>>22577955

>> No.22577996

>>22577955
GME is carrying the entire market on its back right now

>> No.22578003

POWER HOUR GMEEE TO $10, MY THICC COCK IS THROBBINGGG

>> No.22578012

>Dave and Buster's insiders literally dumped their shares and then waited 2 days before warning the public about bankruptcy risk and layoffs
>not 10b5-1
KODK's scumminess is becoming a parasite infecting every other ticker.

>> No.22578014

>smg memeing about politics
literally 2008 playbook fellas, don't know why you have to bring this unpleasantness here

>> No.22578019

$FB bounced beautiful off $250

>> No.22578020
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is it worth being bullish non tlt right now?

>> No.22578023

>>22577903
...because it would also be suicide to just come out and say it?

>> No.22578028

Bought both NEE and TQQQ at their lows today. Feel like a fucking champ because I was down 3% in premarket. Going to treat myself to some burping girl compilations on youtube

>> No.22578035

>>22577858
what makes u confident that biden will win?

>> No.22578038
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>>22577927
based

>> No.22578048

>>22578003
>GME
yes ill fap to that sir.. GME IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

>> No.22578055

>>22577927
You got musked.

>> No.22578058

>>22578014
>2008 playbook

At least we got a crash out of this.

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>>22578012
>remembering all the Dave and Buster's commercials I've seen these past month

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>>22577927
my tesla condor is chugging away desu

>> No.22578073
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>> No.22578074

>>22577903
life isnt fair. u usually dont get what u wish for

>> No.22578081
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PUMP IT UP PUMP IT UP

>> No.22578082

If I was holding any tesla here I would sell at least half of it

>> No.22578088

>>22578073
AYYY GME FAMILY LETS COOM TOGETHA!!!!

>> No.22578093

Eod pump, nice try algos but im not getting baited.


t. Mainly in cash.

>> No.22578094

>>22578020
THE DIPS ENDING GET IN NOW

>> No.22578105

>>22578003
AAAAAAAA FUCK I'M MOOOOOONING

>> No.22578112

Is Burry still in GME? Happy for him if so

>> No.22578113
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3 weeks from now /smg/ will be asking when the next dip will be so they can buy in

>> No.22578119

>>22577790
told you faggots

>> No.22578123
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what do you call this pattern? I still wonder if that dip was from a short or profit taking

>> No.22578124

>>22578058
2008 did too, a crash that got even nastier when mitch finally agreed to let Obummer pass his stupid financial crisis stuff

>> No.22578127

>>22578012
Isn't that literal insider trading?

>> No.22578136

holy shit DXY is sacrificing itself to get this pump

>> No.22578137

>>22578123
teacup

>> No.22578144

take a look at the DXY shits takning

>> No.22578150

>>22578123
>what do you call this pattern?
Double jump.

>> No.22578152

>>22578012
I dont touch them cause they had that risk back in april and may as well. Dont see much changing yet somehow they get pumped hard as heck

>> No.22578166

>>22578123
that will probably be a cup with handle tomorrow

>> No.22578174

>>22578028
You've earned it, Anon

>> No.22578185

>>22578028
Of course that's a thing.

>> No.22578187

>>22578144
Stimulus confirmed

>> No.22578194
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Should i go all in on Jewfrog?

>> No.22578196

>>22578123
Short trying to SL raid and getting BTFO

>> No.22578200

GME will hit $50+, shorts are, fucked. This is unironically a serious post, coming from a non delusional holder (from cheap).

>> No.22578202

>>22577927
>back during 2017-2018 btc and altcoin bubble
>same retarded shit said about XLM

thank god for posts like these, makes me more confident that this bubble will pop very soon when i see absolute retards like this holding this shit

>> No.22578215

>>22578127
Should be.
https://twitter.com/Keubiko/status/1306651542397878273

>> No.22578219

>>22578185
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLCrm_8q6Uh_j3PZiytPimdLBmPNiZQU_E

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>Nasdaq will never be under 10900 again

>> No.22578228

>>22578123
That's a right titty pattern, there will probably be another dip and then it will go up again to form the pair of hanging tits pattern. It's actually pretty bullish compared to the bearish tits up pattern.

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f-f-final 15 off to a red start

>> No.22578237

>>22578185
>>>/wsg/3622972

>> No.22578249

>>22578112
You can argue he’s part of the reason why the stock bottomed when it did. He was buying and so were others

>> No.22578260

>>22578226
there it goes...

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>>22578228
Noice

>> No.22578263

>>22578152
bought 10/16 $20 calls.

>> No.22578265

do i hold my tqqq for after hours or cut my losses

>> No.22578269

>>22578113
>he thinks the market instability is normal
>he thinks it'll go up long term like this with no odds of it going down ever again
So do you permabulls just go all in on buy calls with that ideology? I mean if true youd be rich right?

Realistically market goes up and down. Up long term but not all companies survive. And once a country collapses its straight to 0. As for me I'm just realistic it goes up and it goes down. A downtrend seems to have formed. Hopping and hollering last week when we had 1 green day on thursday only for it to dump the next day hard as if the unstablemarket suddenly realized we shouldnt go down we should only go up cause anon believes it only ever goes up. Jeez youre annoying just like the perma bears who werent shutting up for weeks demamding stuff crash.

>> No.22578275

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45_vgTv7_xE

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>>22578237
I am thoroughly disgusted thanks.

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22578293

I swear to God, if the DOW goes green AGAIN today...

>> No.22578316

>>22578112
https://whalewisdom.com/filer/scion-asset-management-llc#tabholdings_tab_link
though not really sure how up to date it is.

I'm sure he knows better than anyone else how short squeezes (or at least short burns) works and he sure won't cash out with anything less. I still think the only reason he took some profits early on was to drop him <5% of shares so he doesn't have to disclose to SEC anymore.

>> No.22578318

>Burry is also in BBBY
WHAT DOES HE KNOW

>> No.22578325

>>22578265
drop it, you won't

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>>22578113
Perma-Bears always miss the dip because they are too greedy

>> No.22578334

>>22578263
When? Before the dump?

>> No.22578337
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HERE COMES THE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPP

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>>22578269
>So do you permabulls just go all in on buy calls with that ideology? I mean if true youd be rich right?
yes

>Jeez youre annoying
thx

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>>22578265
Keep it until next year

>> No.22578359
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PUMP IT UP AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.22578360

And just like that SQQQ will never be above 27 again

>> No.22578364

Thoughts on a 120$ tqqq put expiring next Friday?

>> No.22578373
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>Got $1500 worth of shitcoins for free
>WKHS finding new floors everyday
Things can't keep going this well for me bros.

>> No.22578376

>/smg/ is full of pajeets
what?

>> No.22578377

Holy KODK

>> No.22578385

>>22578318
>estimated average price 10.60
>~25% gains by now
i'm guessing it was a hardcore value pick like GME

>> No.22578386

>>22577119
I can't remember ever getting particularly screwed on the grand slamwitch. It's twitchy sonetimes but everything sorts itself out the following Monday.

>> No.22578395

>>22578360
but now you posted that so it will, ty

>> No.22578403

>>22578265
I'm bought today and will buy more tomorrow.

>> No.22578413

What do I risk holding overnight...

>> No.22578414

And JUST LIKE THAT, TQQQ will never be red again!

>> No.22578418

>>22578376
4chan is full of pajeets
and chinks
and trannies
and shills
and tranny chink shills

>> No.22578419

>>22578373
I don’t understand crypto but I see all those threads and it happy you got some free money. I’d cash it out and buy stocks

>> No.22578438

>>22578359
doge revivial when

>> No.22578441
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what do i put 2k into to make money pls help bros i got fucked on link

>> No.22578442

>>22578413
Airlines.

>> No.22578462

Volume increasing like crazy

>> No.22578464

>>22578441
Buy 1 or 2 qqq every week

>> No.22578466

>tech pumping
>VXX tanking

what happened?

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>>22578462

>> No.22578475

>>22578144

bullish

>> No.22578476

>>22578441
GME

>> No.22578481

>>22578377
>no laws were broken
hmm indeed nothing to see here move on people ignore the moon landing hoax evidence ignore the totally explainable day-before announcement pump from unnamed insiders nothing to see here

>> No.22578484

POMP IT

>> No.22578489

>>22578441
gme dummy. short squeeze incoming. check seeking alpha if u want more info.

>> No.22578492
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NKLA to the moon bros.. A member of NKLA's board said his company did its due diligence...

>> No.22578495

>>22578442
Why? If I were, it would be AAL.

>> No.22578498

>>22578441
tqqq

>> No.22578499

>>22578441
if you want shitcoin like tier, throw your shekels into biotech

>> No.22578509
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Buy CLF

>> No.22578516

>>22578473
How the fuck do permabears make money

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red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green red green

>> No.22578533

>>22578344
Nah got the wrong idea. Thought you were one of those anons that goes on and on about "stonks only go up" which set me off lol. Nonetheless congrats on the money wish I had the much sadly only at 5 figure networth.

>> No.22578538

>>22578516
by shorting shitstocks?

>> No.22578539
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How do I short China stocks?

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>>22578509

>How to make $100 within 30 seconds

Hold to $50 boys

>> No.22578552

>>22578516

they don't.

>> No.22578555
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>>22578516
Puts on TQQQ when it go down and puts on SQQQ when it go down

>> No.22578564

>>22578516
>anybody who identifies the clear downward trend is a permabear

>> No.22578568

>>22578539
Puts on TSLA, NIO, and DIS

>> No.22578570

>>22578495
Nobody wants to sell their cheapest in that sector. This support is so strong the airlines declined to follow the index down on recent pullback. Your risks on the sector remain share dilution (cash raises) and bankruptcy. Do not hold through earnings in late October.

>> No.22578576

almost sold my tqqq at break even but now its plummeting
guess im holding

>> No.22578589

>>22578541
>>22578509
Do my homework for me. Why should it go up?

>> No.22578597

>>22578532
theta bros win again

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>>22578473
>>22578552
>>22578555
>>22578564

>> No.22578601

>>22578509
>CLF only +4.70%
>GME +5.65%
hahaha GME wins this day after all

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bros. should I just transfer the rest of my bank account in? Ill not be restricted anymore.

>> No.22578615

>>22578589
because he shilled it on 4chinz

>> No.22578620

Come on... finish over 10,900!!

>> No.22578631

>>22578516
the permabears are just newfriends with small accounts that are gambling. they'll learn in time

>>22578533
i'm very long term and i never sell. i keep cash as a hedge to buy dips. i dont try to time the market because i know i cant. although i do enjoy antagonizing everyone in these threads

>> No.22578637

WKHS $28+ EOD

So long poors, imma buy a helicopter with my paltry number of shares

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Looks like my calls are going to be fucking golden tomorrow.

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damn bros, lets see if i can sleep with my GME calls

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>>22578589

8 billion revenue per year (during non-covid)
2.5b market cap with suspended dividends

Read that again and its a no brainer

>> No.22578646

Another exciting day of losing money
I'm so skilled at losing money I managed to lose money on a short today

>> No.22578656

holy shit I somehow lost $1 less than I did yesterday

>> No.22578671

>>22578441
NAK

>> No.22578675

The after hours NKLA dump.. Pottery. Hard to believe there are so many retards with $45 calls

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I just wanted to make it so i could have sara eisen as my stock market gf mommy

>> No.22578681

I think GME is short term bullish because I'm going to enter a EB Games tomorrow for the first time in ages to pick up the Mario collection tomorrow like every other single dude in his 20's.

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Down 0.08% today.

>> No.22578694

What a miserable fucking day.

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>> No.22578700

>>22578675
what dump you dumbass. my puts hurt

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FUCK ANDREW LEFT

>> No.22578706

>>22578637
Who the fuck cares so long as it doesn't pass 30 EOD tomorrow. I don't want to have to buy my calls back.

>> No.22578714

>down only $2 because of based miners
They just refuse to give a shit about QQQ. Probably the only thing left that doesn't. That and memes like GME.

>> No.22578722

>>22578610
you get taxed or something for doing that. dont do it.

t. somebody who asked the very same question you asked, but in the past

>> No.22578723

>>22578656
what's the projection here to eventual profitability

>> No.22578732

>>22578640
Oh god damn it, then I asked it should I just not buy anything since I'm always going to get bogged regardless and it responded without a doubt. I'm fucking cursed bros. HALP!!!!

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kek

Some hedge fund manager is shilling GME now. More people preying on short sellers, no wonder every dip is getting bought by big buys.
Sucks to be the hedge fund with uncovered shorts on GME right now, i wonder how many retail retards shorted GME without understanding the situation.

>> No.22578738

>>22578516
No idea perma bulls are more likely to financially make it if they're gambling. Whereas a perma bear will need more effort in picking the right stock sort of lile that one person who bought 500 or 5000 buy puts on a company right before it announced banckruptcy. $5 strike, premium of 5 cents. Assuming he closed it at $0.95 that is a profit of 200k or 2m.

However I find both annoying. Both can easily lose all their money if they gamble for calls or puts via the all in method.

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how will nak do after hours

>> No.22578743

>>22578722
What do you mean?

>> No.22578749

>>22578644
Why is it so cheap, what happened?

>> No.22578759

>>22578671
I bought 541 shares. Am I gonna make it?

>> No.22578761

>>22578705
?

>> No.22578762

>>22578700
Look at the after hours chart
This has happened every day this week. The same day pattern where whales unload their bags while an algo keeps it above $33. Then after hours it drops like 20-50%

>> No.22578766

>>22578723
never because I've never been profitable and I'm not allowed to make money or be happy

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>>22578539
china barely has any debt
https://www.usdebtclock.org/world-debt-clock.html

only external debt matters. japan holds its debt to their own central bank (public debt) then it's no big problem

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Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .85%, BMRN gratata! Wild day, index profile looks like mush. I'm suddenly reminded of early August where someone didn't want us to go below 3330 O_O
Obv closing off the lows is good, uhhh price action today doesn't make much sense though. Gold and DXY both down, thanks fund managers, bery rational. We actually closed above 1 std dev from today's average price point, uhhh I have no idear. Tomorrow is Quad Witch, so at least my covvies will expire in the good

>> No.22578780

>>22578749
They bought a company and have some debt. Not really sure myself, apparently analysts don't like it.

>> No.22578789

>>22578589
>>22578644
>GME
$8 billion annual revenues (during non-covid)
500 million market cap with suspended dividends

Read that again and its a no brainer

>> No.22578805

>>22578722
I looked it up, it seems to be a federal protection for new traders from being played like a fiddle. I dont remember reading anything about taxes.

>> No.22578821

>>22576885
Kodak is up

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>>22578771
up 0.2% in my RH
up 0.2% in my TDA

crab lords win again

>> No.22578832

>>22578780
>Not really sure myself, apparently analysts don't like it.
are you for fucking real, you've been shilling CLF this entire time with that?

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>>22578771
Only down -0.28% today. And yet I remain very comfy, my gut was telling me that this week's rally was fake and gay so I'm pretty okay with this crabbing around. VALE and WKHS were my big (and only) winners today. But the dip on RUN this morning (again) so I can flip it for a few hundred bucks (again). Looking forward to tomorrow.

>> No.22578837

>>22578644
>Fuck Niggers
>Fuck Jannies
>Fuck Bobo

Read that again, just because.

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>>22578771
I'm going to buy a pizza with all my gains today.

>> No.22578845

>>22578832
No I've been asking the guy shilly clf for days why it's a good buy and that's what I've gathered basically.

>> No.22578846

any idea if im at risk of being marked as a PDT by schwab if my account isnt qualified for margin?

> Day trading is the purchasing and selling, or selling short and purchasing, of the same security on the same day within a margin account. Exceptions include a long security position (holder owns the security) held overnight and then sold the next day prior to any new purchase of
the same security, or a short security position (sale of security borrowed from Schwab) held overnight and then repurchased the next day prior to any new sale of the same security.
>A pattern day trader (PDT) is any client who executes four or more day trades within five business days in the margin account, provided the number of day trades is more than 6% of the total trades in the account during that period.

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i'm beginning to run out of money to buy the dips

>> No.22578874

>>22578706
I hope that it gets to $29.99 for you tomorrow then monday it moons for all of us fren.

>> No.22578892

>>22578846
Does it matter? First one's free.

>> No.22578894

>GME KEEPS MOONING

>> No.22578901

GME BROS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.22578902

>>22578631
This. Based and redpilled

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IM ACTUALLY GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOmmmMMMMMMMMMMMM

>> No.22578935
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Tomorrow will 100% be a massive up day.

They can't let the indexes go below their 50dmas

>> No.22578936

>>22578846
PDT violation and suspensions are required by federal law, not your broker, with or without margin. It is far more likely you get a good faith violation if you don't have a margin account and that WILL piss them off.

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>>22578768

I disagree. I disagree.

>> No.22578945

What the fuck is going on with GME?
Are we going to get some crazy news tonight?

>> No.22578946

>>22578743
you'll have to google for more info, but the second you make that trade, you become a day trader regardless if its something you only do once. And the tax/fee for doing so is something that im pretty sure wont be worth whatever youre making for that single trade that you may have in mind. Just my take on it though. If you have a gold mine in your sights it could be worth it but highly unlikely

>> No.22578949

>>22578771
I'm up $20 on $1600 cuz of Horsey go up and NIO do nothing the rest in VOO

As a matter of fact, it is my stimulus check.

>> No.22578962

>that 2m volume red candle on nkla
yeah Im thinking we are going to see the classic ah dump. Good for my puts.

>> No.22578968

>>22578912
>>22578912
OOOOHHHH UNNNGGGGGG OODDDDDDDD FUGGGGG IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMIIIIIIIINNGGGGGGGGG!!!!!! RRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.22578976

>>22578771
>>22578771
Up 5% off the back of the HORSE being 80% of my portfolio, GME meme magic, and some SQQQ calls I carried over from yesterday, and sold this morning at open. Very Comfy day. I'm looking forward to USPS contract day, so I can confidently sell some covered calls.

>> No.22578983

made 3k out of TSLA dip and selling the top

thanks Elon

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>GME is 6.66% of my account
>Considered selling half my CLF to secure some profits
>Half the position would have been $666 dollars
Um... bros?

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>>22578771
-0.06%

>> No.22579008

I haven’t coomed since Sunday and now I get horny looking at 4s and 5s in public. Do I keep going or do I coom? Also bought more SHLL

>> No.22579018

>>22578946
I thought you filed capital gains the same exact way.

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>>22578990
WHATS IT MEAN??

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Somethings not right anons, several stocks like this. They trying to bait retail?

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will quad witching crash the market with no survivors tomorrow?

>> No.22579066

New thread cus this one is for fags >>>22579017

New thread cus this one is for fags >>>22579017

New thread cus this one is for fags >>>22579017

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>>22579001
drop the new chapter drop the new chapter

>> No.22579082

>>22578631
>i'm very long term and i never sell.
Can I ask what your portfolio looks like?

>> No.22579085

>>22578761
Notorious short-and-distort scammer from Citron. Everything Andrew bashes seems to rise like a rocket after he trashes it: INO, TSLA, W.

>> No.22579092

>>22579061
No.

>> No.22579093

>>22579041
Robinhood sucks sick, ignore it.

>> No.22579102

>>22578940
Where's the update?

>> No.22579122

>>22578936
it seems like they’re saying cash accounts aren’t at risk of being marked, is this not true?

>> No.22579125

>>22579008
SHLL Based and Backed up Pilled.

>> No.22579128

>>22578946
Traders are actually taxed more favorably than investors, and so getting yourself into "trader" status with the IRS is far better from a tax incentivized perspective.

>> No.22579179

>>22579041
amzn back to 3010

>> No.22579180

>>22579073
Tonights the night

>> No.22579217

did I get jeeted on kroger?

>> No.22579227

>>22579122
This is true. You wont get marked with the PDT rule if its a cash account

>> No.22579248

>>22579082
75% non levered index funds, primarily US and some ex-US. then bonds (convertible & short term), gold and cash

>> No.22579288

>>22578846
If it's a cash account you don't get dinged for PDT. The downside is it takes time for money to settle, which depending on your account size and trading habits could still limit you to about 3 day-trades a week.

>> No.22579355

>>22578936
>>22579122
Brokerages tell you what you can and can't do with a cash account. Usually what they say is that if you're using cash, there is no day trading rule, however after finishing any trade you have to wait 2 days or something for the cash to clear for those trades, so it isn't much better.

>> No.22579471

>>22579355
yeah i often get a warning about buying without cleared cash and incurring a penalty if i sell before its cleared, i definitely dont have margin on it though

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>>22578935
Based. End the week with a pump. Elon pumps the 'daq on Monday. Stimulus passes on Wednesday, and we surpass ATHs across indices on Friday. Then we all get blowjobs from Bigg Titty Latinas on Saturday

>> No.22579568

man i guess im holding my tqqq. market be kind

>> No.22579578

>>22579494
That looks very dusty and uncomfortable.

>> No.22579589

>>22579494
not the biggest tit man but fuck