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22566598 No.22566598 [Reply] [Original]

Do you think you could beat Vitalik , Creg Wright and Sergey in a fight simultaneously? Its a 3v1 situation.

What would be the most effective tactic?

>> No.22566909

>>22566598
Vitalik can be taken of with 1 punch. Although Sergey is a sumo, while CSW used to train multiple fighting styles, and is still doing box, and working out.

>> No.22566980

>>22566598
I doubt I could beat just Sergey, the guy is huge.

>> No.22567058

>>22566598
I would ask Sergey for information about swift and he would run away so fast he would blow through vitalik and craig so fast his mass would pulverised them into bone dust.

>> No.22567075

>>22566909
wtf did csw actually train ?

>> No.22567076

>Breathe on vitalik and his bones crumble.
>Distract crog with a piece of paper with a invalid provate key. One uppercut.
>Betray Sergey and show up with 1000 suicidal marines against him.

>> No.22567132

>>22566598
>Do you think you could beat Vitalik , Creg Wright and Sergey in a fight simultaneously? Its a 3v1 situation.
Fuck no. Maybe 2 vitaliks could be beatable, but 1 vitalik, one fat russian and an Australian? Simultaneously? No chance.

>What would be the most effective tactic?
Run.

>> No.22567143

>>22567076
Lold irl cheers anon

>> No.22567167

>>22567075
I don't remember. Although he mentioned, that he was a typical nerd, but nobody would bully him, because he'd have kicked anyone's ass.

>> No.22567187

>>22567075
>he doesn't know
Craig patented kung fu and is currently suing the shaolin monks.

>> No.22567206

>>22566598
I could take like 5 vitaliks, but a Sergey and a Craig gave a lot of mass between them. It's tough to 2v1 people who have weight on you, if they get you to the ground it's all ogre.

>t. anon with a troubled past who actually knows what it's like to have 3+ people beating the shit out of you

>> No.22567250

>>22567075
Like most things, he actually did have significant achievement (got multiple black belts) but exaggerated anyway (says he is a master)

>> No.22567326

>>22567167
kek true

>>22567187
it all makes sense now. i think he is karate chopping block(chain)s

>>22567250
i heard he invented brazilian jiu jitsu

>> No.22568097

>>22566598
I would say “serger is the true satoshi, these other 2 are frauds”. then me and sergey would beat vitalik and craig until we pinned both of them to a 3 count, then sergey and I would go on a post fight tryst in the maldives where I would impregnate him over the course of a torrid love affair and he would bear my first child. why do you ask?

>> No.22568163

>>22566598
>toss fidget spinner one direction: Vitalik runs off after it
>toss big mac in the opposite direction: Sergey chases after it
>give CSW an atomic wedgie, shove him into his locker and yell, "HOW ABOUT THESE SATS?!" before squatting above him while he's curled up on the ground and releasing the most disgusting fart I can muster.

>> No.22568168
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22568168

>>22566598
Easy. Distract vitalik with a delicious loli, distract sirgay with a big mac. Then take on Satoshi 1v1. It would be tough as he is a skilled counterterrorist warfighter trained in numerous martial arts but may the best man win.