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>> No.22522873

bobo time

>> No.22522875
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daily reminder

>> No.22522893

>>22522875
post the SQQQ calls guy

>> No.22522911
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First for anime and based Crammer calling out Crazy Nancy

>> No.22522913
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first for spice and wolf s3 when?

>> No.22522940
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Sell into strength!

>> No.22522938

>>22522911
me just watched that video <_<

cramer was so coked out of head could hardly understooding what he saying
it honestly just embarrassing for him, he looks like floyd tier drug freak

>> No.22522949
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>>22522873
Too Early to say.
>Retail Sales numbers @8:30am eastern
>Oil Inventories @10:30am
>FED Announcement @2pm
>SNOW IPO, which Warren Buffet has invested $500 million into and who is debuting higher than expected (great sign, means the Investment Bank handling the IPO was able to raise more money than publically thought because privately, Snowflake is doing better than the public knew)

The Market is really hinging on those 4 things, but the first 3 are the more important ones. Anything happening tonight wit the VIX or Futures doesn't really matter desu

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>>22522845
I legitimately think I’ll be a millionaire soon by using my strategy of going all in on meme stock SPACs

>> No.22522952
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god I love volatility

>> No.22522960

Who here /miners/? I think /pmg/ is too doomer for my tastes but my miners just keep climbing. My exposure to literally everything else is just TQQQ and do I really need anything else? Seems like its the cheatcode there.
>silver
Only one, AG.
>gold
KGC, LRTNF, EGO, GLDLF
>uranium
(watchlist) WSTRF
I think I missed the train on Nickel memes, even before TSLA decided to meme a Nickel miner.

>> No.22522968

What will blue chip tech stocks be doing soon? Another crash or straight to the top?

>> No.22522972
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BUY MMM, LADY.

>> No.22522981
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>>22522642
Nice anon. Yeah. I wanted to do Navy reserves but wife is against it. I was talking to reservists during my training and it seemed awesome. One guy was in the special ops surgical team. Being so far forward during combat is not something I would like to do personally, but I appreciate people like that

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>>22522845
I used to use my brain before
My prefrontal cortex's been thrown out the door
Cuz everydayineed to keepcooming
The first, the second, the third,the fifth
I'm falling apart no stopping it
I just can't controlit,i'ma coomer

(chorus)
I'm acoomer
I'm a coomer
I'ma coomer
I'm a coomer

I used to be a happy boy
Filled with dopamine and joy
But now i'm just a crusty, dirty coomer
I haven't cleaned my room in weeks
All i do is beat my meat
I get nothing done cuz i'm a coomer

(chorus)
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
I'm a coomer
(Short NKLA,buy puts on NKLA)

>> No.22522994
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>>22522968
hopefully they go bankrupt

steve no jobs outsourced billions of dollars outside the united states

>> No.22522998
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>mfw bought AAPL at 117

>> No.22522999

>>22522774
why do people do this to themselves?

>> No.22523001
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First ro GME and Miko

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>>22522938
Powdered courage. He will get the name Crazy Nancy trending so good for him. Market will react positively

Pelosi doesn't flinch since that 80 year old roasting is 90% botox lol

>> No.22523014
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guys i'm starting to feel the greed again and eat more of my "incase there's a rugpull" fund... last time i did that nasdaq fell 1200 points

>> No.22523019

>>22522951
SPACs confuse the hell out of me. For starters why their price fluctuates at all beyond $10 before they have a serious target in mind.

>> No.22523021

You better be stacking NEE

>> No.22523026
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Make America Rich Again

>> No.22523034

>>22522994
>he’s still jealous because he lost a 45k bet

>> No.22523066
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>>22523034
it wasnt a bet i was bored and angry and had the fap flu and just had lost like 2k or something and it triggered me to start putting random stocks at the top of robinhood page
all in

zero reasoning behind it

>> No.22523073

>>22523014
There is an 80%+ chance for something to go catastrophically wrong around the election.

>> No.22523083

Reminder
>>22520686

>> No.22523084
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>>22522893
Anyone remember what strike these were?

>> No.22523087

>>22522875
rofl

>> No.22523095

>>22523066
Are you gonna think about it forever or buy Apple shares?

>> No.22523098

>>22523073
that's the main reason I want to stop buying but i'm retarded and can't stop my money sitting around doing nothing

>> No.22523109
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>>22523083
The short squeeze hasn't even begun my boy

>> No.22523118

>>22523014
Stocks go up, stocks go down, but stock go up higher again.

Profit-taking is normal, wasn't even a real rug pull. The only people who got shaken our were 2 week new normies buying in the dumb money/boaderline scam adverts.

If you didn't buy the dip, your buying back on the same tread lines as the previous rug pull (profit taking).

This is why you buy all dips, but never expend all ammuination of course.

>> No.22523131

>>22523084
judging from your pic probably 27.5 you mong

>> No.22523134

>>22522652
how do i buy these bonds?

>> No.22523136

>>22523098
>doing nothing
Better than have it disappear.

>> No.22523143

>>22523098
I feel that but at least get to like, 50-60% cash by the end of this month, you can go all in mid november if nothing blows up

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>>22522845
I've only gotten into active investing this year. I've previously just been dumping money into 401ks and a Roth IRA.

I saw pic related about diversified portfolios and noticed that US REITs consistently do pretty well and started looking into them.

The price of a lot of REITs cratered during the crash earlier this year and then just flatlined.

REITs are real estate investment though and it's not like their physical assets disappeared.

Are their values going to spike right back to pre-pandemic levels within the next year or 2 or am I just fundamentally misunderstanding something here?

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>>22523095
>>22523095
apple is boring why would i buy that garbage

im all in on gamestop

>> No.22523157

>>22523134
TLT

>> No.22523172

>>22523151
Moratorium on evictions. I ditched all my ARR

>> No.22523189

Oh no. Its kpop anon again

>> No.22523199

>>22523084
27.5 obviously

>> No.22523201

>>22522981
REEEEEEW WHY!? I COULD DO A BETTER JOB WITH THAT KIND OF MONEY!!!! HELL LOAN IT TO ME AND I CAN GET YOU A 15% YEARLY RETURN EXCEPT I GET 20% CUT OF THE GAINS.

>> No.22523206

>>22523189
at least kimfag isn't here

>> No.22523208

>>22523189
I wonder if he ever goes incognito and doesn't avatarfag for a thread here and there so he can feel normal

>> No.22523212

>>22523156
I was told that I had to call you a faggot to stay in these threads because im not a virgin. So.... You're a faggot.

>> No.22523217
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I feel like I shouldn't option trade until I'm very confident in my actions.
I see vids about the iron-condor and covered calls, but I'm making great gains this year just buying, holding, and occasionally selling.

>> No.22523223

>>22522981
I promise you don't want to do it, military overall isn't worth it right now unless you're special operations. You'd be an officer and probably on something like USS Mercy (I think, I'm army so I'm not too certain). A good portion of our medical personnel are getting pulled from hospitals and replaced by civilians anyway, you might just get stuck in an admin role. If it's still something you're interested in then I'd do a lot more research, esp into what direction things are moving. Lastly, please tell me that screenshot isn't yours.

>> No.22523236

>>22522981
Jesus christ if this is really you need yo stop

>> No.22523241
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reminder SPACs are based

>> No.22523257

>>22523151
I’m thinking about scooping up REITs as well. Starting with medical based ones. Because of all the trump bucks and hopefully more trump bucks coming property is going to rocket in value, one of the sleeping factors for REITs right now is the fact inflation is making all property worth more dollars. This with the fact they have flatlined seems like a good buying opportunity assuming we don’t have a housing crisis in the near future. Seems unlikely as the Fed, fed govt, and peivate companies continue to buy up more and more land/property-and they won’t let prices crash on themselves.
So even if you buy a shitload of REIT and a crisis comes, I will thank the stars and buy as much as I can, property isn’t getting any more available in the longterm.

>> No.22523258

>>22522951
Explain the strategy. I want to be rich.

If I start with 20k, step by step on a weekly basis what do I do?

>> No.22523271

>>22522994
>>22523066
>>22523156
How do I block a poster?

>> No.22523276

>>22522981
Anon this is the one time I will ever approve of divvies. Throw your money in a safe divvy stock and forget about it.

>> No.22523284

>>22523156
Ugh you’re Christian, use an android, AND a retard? Ugh

>> No.22523289

VIX / futures

>> No.22523290
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>>22522981
>2 million dollar robinhood account

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>>22522998
>mfw sold last week at 118

>> No.22523312

>>22523289
Meant DXY

>> No.22523313

>>22522981
If that is real, you should stop immediately.

>> No.22523320

>>22522981
If this is really you, and it isn't, just park everything in QQQ SPY and SOXX and never visit /smg/ again

>> No.22523321

Hi, /smg/ I asked here about the stimulus payment and I got some kind advice. Essentially, I used the non-filers tool back in April, but it turns out I accidentally clicked "can be filed as a dependent" when in reality I cannot and was not. I called the IRS and the lady wasn't very helpful. She said I could change it but apparently it can't be edited once it was submitted. Am I SOL for my $1200?

>> No.22523328

>>22523217
if your holding you can just leverage your shares to make more money or to hedge and protect your position. and you make about 5 years of dividends in a year just by selling one 1yr leap.

>> No.22523339

>Finance podcast says institutional investors are researching "Reddit and other places to see what retail investors are doing"
>Institutions like JPMorgan concerned about a bunch of Reddit onions bois and NEET frogs
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Truly clown world. Hey JP Morgan researcher. I'm going to cuck your entire company. Hey guess, what. Move the market again, I will buy every dip you dumb old fucks. Don't give a shit. It will be up in 5 years. I will buy every fucking dip. Suck my dick. I'm up 20% in 3 months.

>> No.22523348

>>22523157
>TLT
whats that?

>> No.22523365

>>22523321
The IRS is the most unhelpful, slow, disorganized government entity in existence. You are flat out fucked.

>> No.22523371
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I'm thinking it's over

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>>22523307
i sold at 131, git gud bitch

>> No.22523376

>>22523151
REITs are designed to keep a consistent price, that's why all the charts you'll see were very flat pre-crash. Most people anticipate a housing crash soon (<1 year) so I would research that and form my own opinion before investing in REITs.

>> No.22523391

>DXY
OOOOO BABY STRAP IN BOYS!

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>>22522993
>People shilling NKLA for the past 30 days calling anyone who disagrees a retard.

HAHAHAHAHAHHA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAH AAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

>> No.22523395

>>22523339
Kpopfag is our vaccine against institutional spies

>> No.22523412

>>22523348
20 year treasury bonds

>> No.22523413

>>22523394

Don’t post black people here please.

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>>22523143
What about me? Should I get rid of the small position I have in TQQQ considering it is a leveraged etf?

>> No.22523420

>>22523321
I think you will need to submit an amended return.
https://www.irs.gov/newsroom/amended-eip-return

>> No.22523421

>>22523151
>>22523257
REITs can be very profitable and have a good return, but they are dependent on income stream from the underlying asset. This is why many REIT prices dropped; people think there are going to be foreclosures and evictions across the entire market that will kill their yield.

It's worth taking a closer look into just what an REIT offers. I remember one I invested in that had a great dividend, and it turned out that was because the REIT had been established back when the Iron Range was immensely productive. Now the REIT was simply liquidating the value of the holdings slowly since there were no working mines left in the trust, and the dividends were just a way to pay out the trust's value to investors. I held onto it for about 5 years and sold my shares at a profit when there was like a year left before the entire trust was liquidated.

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>>22523371
Don't look at futures boys....

I'M BACK

>> No.22523429

>>22523395
They probably just do the opposite of what everyone else is

>> No.22523442

>>22523419
nah just be ready to drop it if the market shits itself again

>> No.22523447

>>22523201
>>22523276
>>22523236
>>22523313
you guys noticed the r*ddit filename right?

>> No.22523458

I need Pendy and Savanon

>> No.22523459
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>>22523413
why

>> No.22523468

>>22523447
Now I do. Makes sense.

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>>22523394
The DOJ and SEC will absolutely tank the stock. Its uniornically over

>> No.22523479

>>22523413
video of a dude laughing cause they said his man trump couldn't win, he's a good boy

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>he bought

>> No.22523486

If the anon who recommended Princes of Yen is still in the thread just wanted to say thanks for the educational content
Today anon was not a total faggot

>> No.22523490

>>22523459
cuz all /pol/tards are broke, that’s why they obsess over blacks and trannys they dont work

>> No.22523491

>>22523459
god damn white people really can't dance

>> No.22523501

>>22523394
Ew Jesus fucking christ that thing is gross
Unironically would prefer gore posting

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>>22523480
>SLEEPING COMFY TONIGHT

I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR TOMORROW BULLS!!!!!

>> No.22523508

>>22522993
>>22523394
What happens to your puts when the company goes under, the stock goes to 0, is delisted, Milton goes to prison, etc.?

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>>22523374
I was trying to gloat and I've been bested. D-don't think this means you've won!

>> No.22523519

>>22523490
>black people dont work >>poor and criminals
>white people dont work >> millionaires and billionaires
money is racist

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>>22523490
no they dont work because blacks and mexicans

why do anything if your country isnt yours anymore

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>>22523490

>> No.22523552

>>22523425
All mine are going up. Keep buying GameStop

>> No.22523553
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Carl has been a lot less based these days, he's been retweeting nothing but libcuck shit lately

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hey i mean if jp morgan wants to buy gamestop i cant complain

go right ahead

LOL

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>>22523447
>>22523276
It's something I saved here from 2 weeks ago. I'm too pussy for options so I have a boomer portfolio aside from 100 shares of apple. Pic related.

>> No.22523577

>>22523532
W-what

>> No.22523589

>>22522875
Great Nightmare fuel jack

>> No.22523596

>>22523513
i bought weeks before the split and screamed at everyone here for days on end that it was free money and i was right.

>> No.22523647

>>22523508
I was reading up on it just now so take what I say with a grain of salt. If trading gets halted then the expiration date on of your contracts will be extended. Also if they get delisted then I'm just fucked

>> No.22523651

>>22523533
dude imagine being a nigger. awful.

>> No.22523665

>>22523596
Thoughts on NEE? I keep seeing it shilled as "the same as TSLA/AAPL" and that makes me very reluctant to buy.

>> No.22523670

>>22523490
for the last time faggot /biz/ is 4chan and 4chan is /pol/

>> No.22523686

>>22523412
Ohhhhh i recognize that now kek. It thiught there was somewhere special to get these lile directly from the government from what i saw in last thread.

>>22523442
But how will i know when to dump them? Like a $10 drop happened last week and if you sold the bottom you already lost versus just holding.

>>22523447
Nope didnt even read the file name

>> No.22523702

>>22523571
>I have a boomer portfolio
Congratulations memes aside you will actually make it.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DXY

>> No.22523714

>>22523459

Negro fatigue. I’m just SO tired of hearing and seeing them.

>> No.22523716

>>22523670
Nauh. It comes in waves on /biz then you leave and it's ok for a couple weeks then it's back to nigger this and trannie that with zero talk about actual fag stocks

>> No.22523725

>>22523553
He works at CNBC, like at every mainstream media outlet the first thing they do every Monday morning is to have a meeting and talk about ways to turn people against Trump

>> No.22523733

>>22523532
You dont work cause you're a lazy bum who will never make it. You cant even make an effort to learn how to invest/swing trade/day trade. You're fucking broke lazy bum who will never get to fuck a gook because you dint even make enough money to file taxes. Oh also fuck niggers and fuck you. Check em

>> No.22523737

>>22523429
That's what I do. So they must be following crammer.

>> No.22523745

>>22523508
I don't touch anything related to environmentalism. Meme movement built solely on emotional reasoning backed by meme science when we have a perfectly viable solution in the form of fission energy. Nothing involving it is driven by anything but random swings of emotion.

Tmrw kim kardashian could get NKLA tattooed on her ass cheeks and cry on youtube about the trees and the stock would be right back. Its for retards.

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>>22523490
Nazi money cope

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>>22523705
Nice to meet a fellow BoBro

>>22523552
You don't have to worry about shorts, you just have to worry about impatient traders dumping their shares. Which is going to happen, one way or another.

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>>22523513
Why doesn't funimation, crunchy roll nor Amazon have this demon next door anime????

I need something cozy to watch while I eat dinner before I get back into this mess again lol

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>>22523733
only long term investing works

swing trading and day trading is for the mentally ill

they can win for a season but overrall theyre destined to fail

and kill themselves

>> No.22523790

>>22523745
When nuclear energy will be the future, do you hold any nuclear stocks?

>> No.22523794

GODDAMN I HATE AMERITRADE IT'S SO UGLY I CAN'T FIND ANYTHING
Why did you fags tell me to switch from RH when everyone here uses it?

>> No.22523814

>>22523778
This

>> No.22523815

>>22523665
>NEE
Not the same as Apple or Tesla. Was considering it but they aren't meme status. I passed on them, wouldbe been btfo'd afterhours.

>> No.22523821

Shill me something to drop a couple k in tomorrow lads

>> No.22523825

>>22523705
Looks like a tiny dip and its almost green. RIP bobo

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>> No.22523832

>>22523794
RH swindles you by routing your trades to high speed traders.

>> No.22523834
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So stonks aside, how was everyone's day? I visited my mom and dad today and me and my father talked stocks, politics, and real estate over some ice cold beers, while my mom cooked stuffed pepper soup, fresh dinner rolls and a caramel cake. It was a great day. Let's take a moment to laugh at anons in this thread who are children of divorce.

>> No.22523842
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>>22523794
Huh. Feels pretty damn comfy to know that the dumb money is still pouring in

>> No.22523843

>>22523257
Actually, GEO is very attractive right now.

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>>22523774
Just download it dude. I love this cute retard, probably the best thing I've watched this year

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Look for the bear necessities
The simple bear necessities
Forget about your worries and your strife
I mean the bear necessities
Old Mother Nature's recipes
That brings the bear necessities of life

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>>22523665
never heard of it. i saw some anon posting about the forward split for them too but i doubt NEE is as much of a name brand meme as TSLA and AAPL. you'd have to do more DD on it. TSLA was more of a gamble for me but it's TSLA i figured it'd at least meme it's way through the split. AAPL is a solid company so i was fine with holding it long term if i had to but after the split i was just waiting for a signal to exit. still feels bad i could have sold it for way more in the premarket but it tanked hard and then i sold it on the 50% retrace that morning, same with TSLA which i got out of around 500.

the main question is how much hype does NEE have? like i said i've never heard of it, but everyone has heard of TSLA and AAPL and they were also being memed on reddit. does NEE have that? worst case scenario, how solid of a company is NEE now and for the future? typically forward splits are good news so it's probably fine assuming they're a good company (which i assume they are because usually only good companies or fucking enigmas like TSLA have forward splits). i'd say it's probably fine but you probably will only make some money instead of big bucks. it also depends how much of a pump it's dealing with leading up to the split, on AAPL and TSLA all of the hype was priced in pre-split which is why they've dumped after, you had to get in early. people who got in post-split got fucked because they were late after the huge pump already happened, pic related.

>> No.22523857

>>22523778
LMAOING at your life. You couldn't even refute anything I said. Trust me man I hate niggers but I hate welfare leeches like you even more. You can only blame niggers for so much but you can't blame them for your own personal faults. Also this coming from /poltard/ so dont cucking accuse me of being a leftist faggot

>> No.22523863

>>22523778
It sure is nice to hear you'll be able to be the best hip surgery money can buy at 70 gramps.

>> No.22523881

>>22523815
It looks like a Tesla with a realistic P/E. I'm in tomorrow.

>> No.22523889

>>22523790
It won't be. People are closing plants, and functionally killing the others. Very little interest investing in new ones due to cheap nat gas. Problem is environmentalist ideology is pagan nature worship/luddite philosophy masquerading as science. Unless it is "from the earth, mannnnn" people aren't interested. This is why you see billions poured into absolutely insane reaches trying to make wind and solar viable, instead of the much easier problem of investing in tech to neutralize nuclear waste.

>> No.22523895

>>22523794
RobinHood is garbage, anyone who uses it is an obvious noob.

Fuck, I rather get Webull and let the Chinese have my information...at least I'll be able trade Pre-market.

>> No.22523897

>>22523651
if you read the filename it all makes sense

>>22523725
consider how well NYT has performed with Trunp in office. He generates clicks. Therefore, do you not think it's in their (and other media outlets) interest to keep him in office? They and their shareholders are getting rich off him and the left vs right bs is just them fomenting your anger for their profits. The idea that everyone is out to get Trump is just silly, all the major players know what the deal is and they're using you because you're stupid.

>> No.22523900

>>22523794
You likely listened to paid shills from all the brokerages that got wrecked by robinhoods free trading for stocks AND options (dont think any of them have free options either and outside of the usa th ey likely still charge for buying and selling stocks).

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>>22523857
the whole wage system is flawed dude and controlled by big corporations

if u dont work its not your fault its literally the system which makes wage cucking a reality

theres no factories theres no farms

its all outsourced or given to mexicans

those are the only real production based real jobs everything else is pretending to work when really ur just shifting papers around

>>22523863
medium term investing too like 6 month or 1 year

thats what i meant i didnt mean u had to wait 30 years

>> No.22523924

>>22523895
I use RH and can trade both pre and post market. But I also have RH gold. Don't know if that matters.

>> No.22523927

>>22523778
Stop calling people mentally ill when you're stuck in a loop posting korean girls on a daily basis you degenerate

>> No.22523930

>>22522994
Nasty gook

>> No.22523931

>>22523832
Although this doesnt surprise me albeit other brokerages likely do this as well. But for now i stick with rh.

>> No.22523940

>>22523778
uh huh thats why ray dalio was on bloomberg today throwing a temper tantrum about to cut the presenters head off today while robinhood cunts are getting blowies from japanese hookers

>> No.22523942

>>22523889
China is moving forward with nuclear plants. Other countries will follow to keep up.

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>>22523927
i am mentally ill too i wasnt insulting anyone have you seen what i did >>22522875


i was just making a statement about investing

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>>22523897
>NYT, the media at large, and the democrats want more Trump vs a sleepy biden because he rakes in lefty paypig cash without actually doing much of anything

>> No.22523999

why do people buy stocks when their portfoilio is 10k
get a real job

>> No.22524015

>>22523942
I hope so, a chinese chernobyl would make the trading day more interesting

>> No.22524037

>>22523912
thats not true.

Learn how to program. You'll get a good job. And if you like it the only part that feels like a job is dealing with other coworkers and customers.

All our customers are giant oil companies or huge manufacturing companies.

>> No.22524044

>>22523999
>get a real job
You just answered your own question
They don't want to do that

>> No.22524062

>>22523912
I advise the unemployed just to be a Truck Driver.

No college necessary, training provided, decent benefits, pay and overtime. Most of all, you can transfer jobs and locations, easy.

After a year or two, you can get MUCH better jobs in field. Drive double trailers and get paid 80-100k or strap in bars of steel on a flatbed for 80-100k.

Easy money compared to being a factory worker being bored to fucking tears wanting to kys.

>>22523924
Robinhood is garbage. The fact that heavy traffic on the app causes issues like crashing is a major concern.

>> No.22524067

>>22524015
ehh, i will say I dont trust Chinese building, they tend to buy cheap materials and rip each other off.

But taking a short cut with a nuclear power plant seems like the wrong shortcut to take.

They are in the process of building them now and just approved more.

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>>22524037
no ill have to deal with people who are looking down on me like yourself

and degrading other people

thats why ive avoided a job

im not going to suck up to some guy and send him my resume

i couldnt care less about those people

why would i degrade myself and expose myself as less than him that manager

and go get up and pretend i like working and wake up and set an alarm

i dont care about those people in your office or like have the social willpower to force myself into your life

or any life they want me to have

>> No.22524084

>>22523553
Didn't Joe say that a girl was well-developed for 14?

>> No.22524090

i wish i took screenshots of all the dipshit bears a week or two ago, kys retards i was right and you were wrong and i cant wait to come back again in a few weeks and laugh at you more

>> No.22524105

>>22524070
lmao ok fag

>> No.22524107

>>22524062
>Robinhood is garbage. The fact that heavy traffic on the app causes issues like crashing is a major concern.
I've never had that problem, but I'm not a day trader.

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>>22524062
i would do truck driver on a local basis but i called the companies and they said you cant get that kind of work unless you were out around the country for a few years

and im not going to be a companies little bitch bunny who sleeps in a truck

im not about that life

nobody is gonna tell me to drive across the country for a week straight when i want to go home and sleep

i dont have that inside of me to give up everything to go be in a truck by myself

>> No.22524113

>>22523942
China will invest in anything that makes sense money/geopolitics wise. They don't care about the environment, they just don't want to be oil embargoed by the USA. The west only seems to care about the enviroment, at least in the markets, and they will invest in any retard snake oil salesman that promises to make hippies cooom by surmounting the laws of thermodynamics. I.E., nikola.

>> No.22524118

>>22524070
Sounds like Cope.

Welcome to life anon. Working sucks, but a necessary part of life. Find the job that sucks the least and participate...until you make it.

>> No.22524121

>>22524062
How to become a truck driver? I thought most of these places required experience.

>> No.22524123

>>22523733
>Check em

>> No.22524124

>>22523999
Why do people say retarded shit like this?

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>>22524118
no modern wage cucking system sucks

youre supposed to be born into a family who produces their own farm and barter with your american neighbors who are white people

why the fuck would i work if i can milk my goats and make fucking cheese by myself

youre a loser wagie cuck is what it is

>> No.22524163

>>22524105
>>22524118
dont respond to this guy ive seen him several times over the years, he just comes in and whines about how hes too mentally ill to have a job and he wants to move to japan where he can finally fucking kill himself for all of our sakes. Which he will. He will kill himself, some day. Maybe before he makes it to Japan, but probably not.

>> No.22524166

>>22524105
don't feed him anon. he's been here for months. he abuses his mother and his family hates him so he posts pics of asian girls for newrens to give him some much needed attention. rarely if every talks about smg related content. just the one place ppl actually pay attention to him. severe untreated mental illness.

>> No.22524169

>>22523999
COVID.

>> No.22524174

>>22523217
You're better off sticking with what you're currently doing. Iron-condors and covered calls are bad plays.

>> No.22524175

>>22523912
You dumb fuck become a doctor, emt, firefighter, police officer, HVAC technician, electrician, construction worker, a plumber. Yeah most of our job options suck but that's just fucking reality. Dont pretend like theres not any other options out there you fucking bum. The truth is is that you probably just dont know what you want to do with your life but that gives you no excuse just to be a NEET. At the very least try

>> No.22524185

>>22522845
HNCKF is where it's at, anyone else riding it?

>> No.22524195

>>22524169
>>22524124
>>22524044
If you're smart enough to beat the market you're smart enough to work for a decent company making 100k a year right? Unless you're just a dunning kruger retard. You aren't a dunning kruger retard right anon?

>> No.22524196

>>22524166
thanks for the heads up anon. I just come here for the lulz mostly and sometimes new leads for investing opportunities

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>>22524070
>>22524154
only one thing left to do, anon.

>> No.22524203

>>22523999
It's never a bad idea to start off early man

>> No.22524205

>>22524111
how are you going to say you're nobody's bitch when last night you said you would cry if people yelled at you? You're nobody's bitch but you're going to live in squalor because you're scared of having a job. Living in a truck would be the closest you've ever been to having your own place wouldn't it?

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>>22524163
i had 40k i was going to thailand to retire with stocks

and then i figured covid lockdowns theyre NEVER opening international flights and were going into the new world order

and by that time i realized this i already lost everything i didnt have the stamina to hold onto my wealth

i already lost

>>22524175
all requires waking up in the morning and cucking to some fucking weird people that i dont wanna hang out with

and pretend that im their friend

and give the manager a firm handshake

im good man that shit is for slaves

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>>22523912
I dont disagree but it comes down to individual skillset, preference(strat), luck and the size of capital. We're not all old money tit suckling trust fund babies here.

>> No.22524219

>>22524195
>You aren't a dunning kruger retard right anon?
Honestly I probably am, yes.

>> No.22524230

>>22524107
During the March crash, it froze up....Can you guess what I like from my trading app during a volatile time?....I would like it to work anon. I like to sell my +20% on my SQQQ, not wait for it be @ -5% when the app finally works again.

>>22524111
Don't know your situation; however around here, they need them BAD.

You can deliever medical supplies, food, factory parts or packages. So much opportunity is many sectors. Just keep looking.

Its far superior than other jobs as you don't have a manager harping on your every move behind your shoulder watching. Just do the job at a respectable timeframe and you'll be left alone.

>> No.22524233

>>22524121
you can get your CDL paid for if you accept less pay, not a terrible deal. It's just about the best job you can get with no education.

>> No.22524240

>>22524154
I'll be frank with you anon. I don't care if people want to be NEETs and live a life of hedonism and utter mediocrity under certain circumstances.
1. Don't try and pretend that you are somehow superior to those that wake up and work hard everyday for an honest living
2. Acknowledge the fact you are leaching off of society
3.You buy GME
Outside of that, live your life how you want and I'll respect it.

>> No.22524247

>>22524197
>Two televisions
>Gamer station
>Zelda shield on the wall
>Messy bedroom
Jesus Christ, this would be my future self if I never grew out of my childhood.

>> No.22524249

Stahp
Feeding
Him
Attention

>> No.22524253

>>22524037
>Learn how to program. You'll get a good job.
I know how to "code" as in I can use methods, classes, and all the other basic shit in VBA and C# and a bit in Javascript and HTML5. But that's not really programming, I know. It's just what I needed to do certain things.

Is compsci really required to be a capable programmer?

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>>22523999
i'm too autistic to get a proper education and job but i'm still better off than other autists/poors that don't invest

>> No.22524266

>>22523924
You don't get to trade full pre and post market hours on RH. Their whole platform is gimped.

>> No.22524267

>>22524208
Lmao give a firm handshake when you're an emt,firefighter, for fucks sake if you become a police officer you literally have power over people. I applaud you for having 40k in stocks but then again how old are you? You better be no older than 25

>> No.22524269

>>22524203
exactly. if you have a 10k port you should put it in QQQ and forget about it, not actively trade it.

>> No.22524273

>>22524070
I dont look down upon most people in real life. You just have been whining here a lot.

The people I despise at work are those that you are describing, you rarely find them as your direct coworkers though they are usually higher up people in management postistions, and none of them dev managers.

I hate them. But I rarely need to deal with them, I pretty much pretend they dont exist, fuck them. I can get raises without their input. And fuck going to work social events.

They backed off the social shit when they started growing bigger. They still try but half the people don't give a shit. When they were smaller it was hell. Like a fucking highschool.

Now its much better, they are trying to become more professional. I've been working from home since march, haven't stepped foot in the office since then. Getting paid 80k a year to show up, program features and jump on debug calls with customers who listen to you because you are a wizard to them. My team is small, all of us are reserved self sufficient. Manager just helps us when we have questions, and just shapes what we will be working on while he works along side of us. Its comfy as fuck.

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>>22524205
i said i would cry if i was in the military and i chose to not join the military when i was younger

it sounded extremely cucked and like you were going to get woken up by a sergeant with a pan in your ears only to go murder people

its really backwards of what i want


>>22524230
people always try to advertise their career like oh ya were doing great you dont do anything you get 100k a year you dont have to do anything

when in reality every sector is extremelly cucked and theres like hardly any positions and they pay you the least and give you the most responsbility and everyone quits

>> No.22524277

>>22524174
>covered calls are bad plays
Even OOTM? It's a profit exit with sugar on top.

>> No.22524289

>>22524230
I'm not gonna disagree with you there, I just need an app with a good UI because I don't have a computer or access to high speed internet, so I take what I can get.

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>nazi money makes schlomos mad the post
when you make it always make it a point to make (((people))) and boomers like >>22523999 seethe

>> No.22524314

>>22524197
What makes me sad is that it looks like their is a little dog to the right. Dude couldn't just man up and work, what a fucking degwnerate leaving his responsibilities behind. Then again I ahwv been close before and everything else becomes grey and you dont care.

>> No.22524315

How does Apple 125 EOY sound?

>> No.22524322

>>22524269
Bro that is fucking not nearly as fun tho now is it

>> No.22524323

>>22524154
You'll learn over time...or when it's too late. Either way, you'll learn that working is in your DNA.

>>22524163
Yeah, he sounds like a bitch. I hate to be a wagie, like the rest of us, but it's necessary. One day, one of these meme's will work and I won't have to be a wagie anymore

>>22524121
You'll have to start at a shit trucker outfit. Just take as much time off as you can. You just need 1 year of safe driving at most places and you'll have a great amount of opportunties available.

>> No.22524344

>>22524208
you can't retire off $40k even in Thailand anon, that only works if you're not retarded. The hookers in Pattaya would rob you blind in your first week.

>>22524267
He lost it all because he's retarded and now he's 100% of the few thousand he has left in GME because surprise, he's retarded.

>> No.22524345

>>22524253
you need to know a second thing that you then apply programming to. like im in the electrical engineering field and i use my programming knowledge to run tests and experiments on hardware or for reliability or to generate reports on data collected.

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>>22524240
im not better i just disagree fundamentally with wagie-ism

>>22524267
i dont wanna have power over people

police officer is a psychopathic occupation

>>22524273
well youre happy and content with what you have

for me id be crying and kicking and screaming to leave because i dont even wanna talk to whoever u deal with

im not comfortable there and i dont find meaning in bullshit

did i invent the program that you guys are working on? no? so why would i love what im doing?

its someone elses company not yours

it would feel totally devoid of meaning and id hate every moment

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why am like half the posts in this thread being filtered by 4chanX

O_O

>> No.22524389

>>22524344
>you can't retire off $40k even in Thailand anon,
Agreed.

Side question – How much would you need to retire comfy in a semi-okay non-US country? 250k?

>> No.22524391

When should I sell my two Ford shares? I'm thinking tomorrow.
When the hell does it usually peak?

>> No.22524393

>>22524276
Trucking is such a HUGE sector.

There's a fucking forum (thetruckersreport) where you can ask about any company. You can do your research and find one that you like.

If you're lazy, go with gasoline hauling.

If you have a good work ethic and want to make $$, go LTL.

>> No.22524399

>>22524267
Can't imagine being a cop is worth it. Having to deal with shit skins and the dregs of society every day. One might even feel froggy and try to plug you while you're trying not to have twitter hunt down your family.

>> No.22524405

>>22523733
Checked.
Fuck K-pop anon.

>> No.22524407

>>22523770
Vix crab while markets are trending up and gap up

DXY humping the fuck out of March downward trend line

Didn’t these retards learn to close positions? If not I hope there is so much blood and Powell drops nigger with a hard R with a froidian slip.

>> No.22524416

>>22524345
I just use it for databases and searching. I'm being pushed to turn that into developing a time/work tracking webpage for my department but I'm scared that I have absolutely no idea how to encrypt the data.

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Rate my shit lads. £300 down cause of panic selling. Thinking of offloading Social Capital first thing tomorrow.


Any ideas what safe stocks I can invest in and forget?

>> No.22524425

>>22524315
Sounds very likely around iphone event time. Before/after that idk

>> No.22524427

>>22524253
It helps a lot but if you take a few online classes on udemy and do a few personal projects that you like you'll be fine.

They train you on jobs anyway. You learn more there than anywhere else if ymits a good job.

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>>22523912
>>22524037
>>22524062
>>22524175
>>22524216
>>22524216

greetings newfrens, welcome to /smg/

if you aren't already aware, we have a standing policy of not feeding this >>22523912 anon, he is a severly mentally ill sociopath who abuses his mother, his family, and this board with his asian girl posting, plz ignore him. enjoy loosing money with us and have a blessed day

>> No.22524448

>>22524347
>im not better i just disagree fundamentally with wagie-ism
Then I don't have a problem with you, just remember sometimes you have to do things you don't agree with to change your current circumstances for the better. Some would call this "wage cucking".

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>>22524393
were in 2020 dude nobody gets to pick what company they get to work for

you get told what you can do

the only way you get that kind of power to choose is when you have 40 years on your belt and 6 degrees and 10 licenses and recommendations and already hired with another company

lol dude i know how it works man

theyre going to keep you in a cuck cage for 16 hours a day on the road when youre falling asleep half way and then youre going to be in a hot truck all alone by yourself in kansas wanting to kill yourself

youll have literally nothing but your truck

>> No.22524469

>>22524386
Its the same for me and you're not missing anything. Just retards replying to the avatarfag

>> No.22524472

>>22524197
Jesus wtf, I kept seeing this guy but didn't know he did this
what's the story

>> No.22524477

>>22524399
I completely agree with you but that faggot keeps saying he doesn't want to be anybody's bitch. So I suggested him a job that gives him power/authority over people. He's a mentally I'll man child who cant own up to his own faults. Anyways i would suggest to inverse anyone of his plays

>> No.22524494

>whining about NEETs of all things
Small change compared to zombie corporations that feast on subsidies bankrolled by profitable ones.

>> No.22524493

>>22524289
I see, makes sense your case then. Just be prepared when markets go nuts. Set stop limits.

>>22524233
You get it. In this job market, trucking is one of the best jobs you can get. Not many employers out there offer someone with no experience an opportunity to make 100k in a two years.

>> No.22524497

>>22524311
>that pic

these people treat "diversification" like it's a problem on the same level as ending world hunger or some shit. yet you just KNOW, if you reversed the question like "baltimore, 94% black, asks..." or something, they'd lose their damn minds. i believe they call that gentrification and it's racist lmao

>> No.22524498

>>22524435
I dont know how I got sucked into replying to him again.

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>>22524448
>you have to do things you don't agree with to change your current circumstances for the better

no thats a lie they told you.

you cant change your circumstances once youre in a wage cucking job you have to keep doing it forever to keep paying your bills

they dont ever escape dude

>> No.22524510

>>22524266
Full pre and post are pointless with no liquidity you retard

>> No.22524511

Is there a discord for smg? Also how can we ban the k-pop spammer?

>> No.22524514

>>22524461
When are you going to fuck off and stop plaguing /smg with ugly chinks?

>> No.22524515

>>22524386
mid 30's mexican retard from kpop general shitting the thread larping as a pollack his attention whore name is yozoh if anyone is interested

>> No.22524518

>>22524418
IPOC is rising even though nobody knows what it's going to do. I'm going to catch a train early for once. Or waste a ton of cash, we'll see.

>> No.22524524

>>22524472
whats he from? Where did you see him before?

>> No.22524530

>>22524276
nobody has ever woken me up and muder is pretty underrated, try it some time.

>>22524389
depends what country and your lifestyle, + if you have other assets. Ex: a lot of countries will give you citizenship if you own a $500k property (or various other numbers), + no property tax. It's doable. Also depends where you invest that $250k.

>> No.22524531

>>22524389
generally you need around $1000 monthly as living costs so yeah.
$250K at a ~5% divvy yield (e.g. some utilities stock, preferably with stable growth like AQN instead of a stagnant REIT), or $500K for a more growth-oriented pick with a ~2% yield (e.g. TSM)

meanwhile in the US, $1000 wouldn't even cover rent

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>>22524435
>enjoy losing money with us
Give me time fren. I promise you we will al make it. Anyways what's your thoughts on dropping 1k on DFEN and holding it for a year? Also can you inform me on how that faggot abuses his mom?

>> No.22524542

>>22524407
Dude, I have stop limits so tight whenever J Pow speaks....Talk about nevous, lol.

>> No.22524543

>>22524524
On here, people kept posting him, and him answering a phone call I guess and saying he got bogged, but I didn't know the source and didn't know he killed himself

>> No.22524544

>>22524277
OTM calls aren't worth much. You're better off just selling the stock at a certain profit point. If the stock blows past the OTM call strike, you're stuck with either buying back the OTM call or waiting until it expires. Either way, you'll make less with covered calls than by just holding the stock and selling, especially in a bull market.

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>>22524530
actually you do get woken up to go do your military drills or whatever the fuck you do every day

all wagies have a built in cope mechanism

when really theyre lying to themselves and if they had any dignity left they wouldnt do it

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>>22522845
Daily reminder of why you see 60 year old boomers working retail

>> No.22524567
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>>22524534
>Asians with freckles
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.22524584

>>22524543
The call was his ex bitching at him for sitting there with a shotgun scaring everybody and not answering the phone for his mother

>> No.22524599

>>22524567
anon you know those freckles are fake right

>> No.22524603

>>22523881
Then you don't understand what's driving Tesla's stock price

>> No.22524617

>>22524418
lol you fucked up buying shares?

And panicked over a couple hundred?

>> No.22524620

>>22524435
has anyone tried bullying him into suicide yet?

>> No.22524621

>>22524543
Oh fuck. I didn't know it was related to him losing money.

I assumed some mental depression type shit. That must have been a lot of money. Although killing yourself over that is fucking stupid.

>> No.22524639

>>22524621
It had nothing to do with money

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>>22523553
He's not?

>> No.22524644

>>22524502
I disagree. My wage cucking got me my comfy country house I always dreamed of. It got me my work truck and my weekend car, it got me money to invest so I don't have to wage cuck the rest of my life and can live a life of reasonable leasure. I don't have a whole lot of complaints about my life. I'm happy.

>> No.22524648

>>22523471
I want to short this fucking scam so bad but knowing NKLA cultists they'll just take this as a buy signal and pump it back to 40 dollars as soon as Trevor dumps another million into it

>> No.22524653

>>22524497
locusts dont believe in anything they just consoom, eat hot chip and lie. best thing we can do is say "we tried we failed back to the jungle with all of you"

>> No.22524661

>>22524461
why do all these whores look like fish? Also you know they all suck dick to get any fame right? Their casting couch is far more pervasive than the US

>> No.22524676
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>>22524644
well thats because you just have a low standard

i could never be happy if i had to go to somebody elses office 5 days a week

40 hours a week someone is going to force me to get up in the morning and go somewhere i dont want to be? and do stuff i dont care about?

i wouldnt be happy at all

>> No.22524678

>>22524599
Actually a lot of Asians develop freckles, especially in Southern China.

>> No.22524683

>>22524197
Imagine his parents viewing his body in the morgue.

>> No.22524684

>>22524584
Jesus, so why did he do it?
>>22524599
Idc, 90% of girls faces are fake with all the makeup they put on

>> No.22524687

>>22524683
>yeah that looks like the left side of his beard

>> No.22524693

>>22524493
>in this market
It's been that way for decades anon.

>> No.22524692

>>22524603
I know it's driven by meme magic but a P/E of 1000 is bull horn, flashing light, warning of a stock being overvalued and overbought.

>> No.22524697

>>22524197
Boy, shotguns sure do make a mess of things. His poor dog- stupid cunt was too self-absorbed to understand or care what he was about to put it through.

>> No.22524698

>>22524678
that's an instagram filter bro...

>> No.22524701

>>22524542
Yeah I only trade during market and am very happy with small gains or very small stops lol. If that cuck breathes wrong market takes a dump

He looks tired dump

Doesn’t print enough for blm kaaangs dump

>> No.22524707

>>22524639
Fuck.

What the fuck then, guess mental illness in any case.

>> No.22524714

>>22524684
Girl broke up with him and somebody refused to make him manager of a store and I believe he was ex military with ptsd but not sure about that part

Plus the normal depressed cuck complaints

>> No.22524718

>>22524648
https://youtu.be/cawHL3Jmrg8
Watch this man's video on NKLA. I was buying puts before watching them but now I'm confident this shit will tank

>> No.22524722

>>22524599
Seething roastie

>> No.22524730

>ARKK
>TSLA
>SQ
>NET
>TAN
rate this folio

>> No.22524742

>>22524676
>>22524558
>>22524502
This poster is such a loser holy shit lmao

He sits on smg all day spamming ugly asians.

MODS DO SOMETHING

>> No.22524744

>>22524730
Contains 5/5 stocks

>> No.22524749

>>22524676
I'm not forced to do anything anon. I followed the boomer path. I found a company I liked and got a job. I the started from the bottom and worked hard and showed up on time. After a few years I became a GM. Now I call the shots and make sure that my workers aren't miserable because I think moral is essential to productive work places. Things worked out for me and I will attempt to make it work for others.

>> No.22524756

>>22524697
thats what pisses me off. He fucking whining on the internet, then he left that dog that probably depended and cared about him a lot. The dog probably didn't know what the fuck was going on when he came over to him. Let alone his parents.

>> No.22524762

>>22523999
Some of us retards here aren’t regards who try to trade full time. I just boomer invest and add $1500 a month to my boomer accounts

>> No.22524778

>>22524544
I guess the biggest risk is getting greedy for premium and selling calls too close to the money. I'm happy to pocket tiny premiums on a call that has very little chance of getting assigned, especially if it's at or higher than my profit exit.

>> No.22524779

>>22524714
What a fucking bitch.

>> No.22524801

>>22524730
why would you buy an ETF, then buy more of that ETFs majority holdings? That's just redundant.

>> No.22524802

BLOOD (BLOOD (BLOOD (BLOOD (BLOOD (BLOOD (BLOOD RED) RED) RED) RED) RED) RED) RED

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>>22524749
you sound like you were forced to go for years already

like i said wagies have their own coping mechanism

you cant simply wake up on a monday and go to the park and do fuck all

you HAVE to wake up and be at the job by force and threat

everyone has had days they dont want to go into work theyre just like LEAVE ME ALONE I WANNA SLEEP NOOOO MONDAY

and for me thats all the time

its literally violence against you every day and force.

and youve become so delusional you think youre freely doing it

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Any fags watching DXY?

It looks like it’s making a pretty solid bear flag. If we copy the first leg up and it breaks this trend overnight looks like we could see 94.80ish level

That would bring tech down so hard and fast...apple weekly chart looks terrible...Powell talking tomorrow anons hold me

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>>22524676
Stop using minju to post, you degenerate. Just do Mia and the rest of the everhoes

>> No.22524831

>>22523374
Unsettling yet arousing

>> No.22524843

>>22524534
I can't rmbr but weirdly rmbr the day when he told us all about it and the kind of pizza i was eating at the time. I just remember eveyone telling him to unironically kill himself. he just really doesn't care that he's sucking he dry and ruining her life because he thinks its her job to let him do so.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55892jT06aI

How do I short China's stock market?

>> No.22524854

Is Home Depot a good buy? I see it shilled here alot

>> No.22524855

>>22524756

The dog likely didn’t give a fuck and even more likely snacked on the dead meat

>> No.22524859

>>22524762
I honestly wish I had more control over my annuity. I have like twenty fag mutuals to choose from. Kinda sucks. Anyone have any good tips of mutuals? Just gonna rebalance to vfiax and rrgbx desu

>> No.22524874

>>22524808
Ok I'll change the topic because you just aren't getting it. How do you survive day in and day out?

>> No.22524893

>>22524845
Sell short FXI shares or buy puts

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Bobros, I don't feel so good.I'm gonna puke if gookanon tinnifag keeps posting

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>>22522940
flood chan a cute

>> No.22524901

>>22524620
unsuccessfully many times. he just doesn't care. he's the perfect entitled organism. he really truly believes that every other human in this earth is here to serve and pay attention to him. he doesn't give a shit about anyone else even though he knows its wrong. he's not autistic he's just a sociopath.

>>22524643
can't wait for the debate and for the biden meme to be over. never have i seen the dems and media so silent on a candidate. gunna be worse than the nixon election landslide.

>> No.22524908

>>22524854
I think that's just 1 guy shilling it and it isn't me, but I did buy today and it did well vs tech. I bought explicitly due to current lumber futures at ATH + homebuilding trend, but lumber fell pretty substantially today, meaning I'll probably sell at open tomorrow.

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>>22524874
i dont ive been homeless several times because of this

my brain actually thnks like this what im telling you

eventually got on welfare

i guess its a mental illness of some sort

it has to do with social anxiety and fear of working

i have ssi for schizotypal personality disorder

>> No.22524918

>>22524855
If he was a smart dog he would care.

My dog would immedietly know something is wrong hearing a shotgun blast and seeing me unresponsive on the ground with no face.

Fuck that shit.

>> No.22524926

>>22524687
based

>> No.22524930

>>22524859
You have vfiax. Just add to that. You don't need anything more than that

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Corporate debt in China is too high and they have a limited number of years to figure out how to transition into a service economy.

>> No.22524936

>>22524534
Always remind me why I hate most nigs
They insult spics whites chinks
And get asshurt when they insult them back

>> No.22524941

>>22524812
religiously, sink it more baby, need my all in obscure south african etf calls to print before the 18th of next month.

>> No.22524954

>>22522940
one day this gif is going to be the death of me, I swear
I can't ever fucking look away

>> No.22524961

>>22523834
i'm sorry but this is post is so sad to me

>> No.22524970

>>22524932
>cuts off at 2018
Where's the update?

>> No.22524972

>>22524941
God damn that’s a degen gamble love it

It looks like it’s going up though anon. Broke out of the bear trend it was in for months

>> No.22524974

>>22524936
Same man nigs are the most racist people in the U.S

>> No.22524979

>>22524911
If your have schizophrenia you shouldn't be working frankly and are a victim of circumstance. You have to understand though that mentally normal people don't think the way you do because they don't have to. People have goals and have means of reaching them in ways you may not agree with.

>> No.22524980

>>22524559
Im 24 and this depresses the shit out of me. I'm financially sound and have a good job, but it feels like my social life is on hold right now and I'm wasting my days alone. feels bad man

>> No.22524989

>>22524911
you know you're going to have "social anxiety" forever if you don't talk to anyone and keep listening to kpop? You don't get better at things by not doing them.

You should start being more honest with your psychologist so she can give you the correct diagnosis of borderline personality disorder

>> No.22524995

>>22524812
Give me a crash course on why DXY up means stocks down. Is it just as simple as institutions wanting to hold cash when it’s value goes up?

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>>22524961
Why anon? Are you a child of divorce? If so I'm sorry I was just joking around. No bad feelings fren.

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>>22524979
no i was a normal kid and theres a series of events which i failed as a human

not really anything wrong with me

and personality disorder is not schizoprenia to begin with

>>22524989

nope thats a misunderstanding

real social anxiety like me

i would prefer to be homeless than talk to someone giving me a job interview

and like i hid in the bathroom at lunch in highschool i was the only kid who did that until i eventually just quit highschool at 15 years old because of it
i didnt even last 1 year

not that i was a bad student but i couldnt make friends

>> No.22525029

>>22524980
You’re on 4chan. You’re one of the losers

>> No.22525033

>>22524995
When people sell stocks, homes, bonds, gold etc it goes into Dolors those dollars have to come from somewhere. More demand means higher price.

This dollar up, everything down

Look at 2008 chart of DXY and spy as and example so you can get a trend going.

Another easy comparison is DXY vs gold

Dollar down gold up and vice versa

>> No.22525035

>>22524845
guessing you want to do that due to geopolitical concerns? Look at Taiwan ETFs and how well they did when Trump was elected, an investment in Taiwan is essentially the same as shorting China

>> No.22525038

>>22525015
it's just a weird thing to brag about man. i mean i'm glad your parents love one another but what the hell why post about it here of all places

>> No.22525041

>>22524995
Basic idea is that the whole market is bubbling up because TINA. DXY up suggests printing is slowing down which in turn suggests other asset classes might start being worth something again, which may trigger a rotation out of stocks.

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>>22524644
Word. I don't care if I'm a wagie if I get paid.

>> No.22525048

>>22524854
the market runs on hype. what hype does HD have?

>> No.22525050

>>22525029
Thanks

>> No.22525057

>>22524874
He sponges off others who are productive and probably makes his parents feel miserable.

>> No.22525066
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22525066

Most of the Americans that obsess about the government debt of The United States will never expand their investigation into the total debt being created in other countries.

>> No.22525080

>>22525041
Fed doesn’t print god that’s annoying lol

Fed gives bonds to banks, banks loan money the loan is the printing. Banks aren’t loaning right now. Fed can give more bonds but the banks don’t have to loans on them they can just hold.

No lending = dollar up no matter what the fed does.

>> No.22525081

>>22524932
All the debt is absorbed by the Chinese government though. It's funny money.

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>>22524980
word of advice make sure when you start reaching out for company that you don't want any fairweather friend faggots, they are a waste of time, when you discover there's no actual connection keep em as aquaintances. When its real keep em tight.

>> No.22525111

>>22525066
Other countries being worse doesn't mean the USA is good.

>> No.22525115

>>22525038
My parents divorced when I was young and resulted in me being afraid of forming relationships but I'm not going to bitch at anon for having fun.

>> No.22525118

>>22525035
>Taiwan ETFs
isn't that basically just 60% TSM
Taiwan pretty much turned itself into a tech/semiconductor industry as their best bet to stay independent from mainland China since they're not too valuable to allow China to annex them like Crimea or some other bullshit.

buy TSM, maybe not right now since it just pumped, but it's stable enough that it'll probably dump and be scalped afterhours by more conservative Taiwan.

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>>22524972
fed announcement tmrw. whatever they day is going to be bearish. they don't have any options at this point and its up to congress. bearish for the dollar.

EZA ishares south afirca to 41$ by eow. Only issue is they are illiquid as fuck and ill be lucky to sell off 10% of them for anything but the bid price, but I can't argue with gold holdings, foreign currency and cheap oil for the worlds major major net oil importer in terms of macros. then again its africa so they'll probably have a coup or something and ill go broke.

>> No.22525125

>>22525025
>I was a normal kid
>I hid in the bathroom every day for a year
nigger what?

>>22524974
False, I am

>> No.22525137

>>22525111
Does mean we're not fucked though

>> No.22525138

>>22525115
i'm not bitching, i'm just asking a question

>> No.22525149

>>22525038
I had a fresh smuggie to post and I though /smg/ had a thick skin for this kind of stuff, but I guess I was wrong.
>>22525057
That's what I don't understand. I would kill myself today if it meant my parents could be eternally happy. I love my mom and dad and would never do anything to burden them.

>> No.22525152

new bread plox
hopefully everyone has had their fill of responding to the suicidal koreaboo and stops doing that, thanks.

>> No.22525155

>>22525025
Did you play Little League sports as a child? That would have helped your socializing rapidly

>> No.22525166

Crash or bull market this month?

>> No.22525167
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>>22524995
DXY is the US Dollar compared to other currencies, basically exchange rates. It's weighted more heavily depending on which currency it is, I believe the EURO has the most influence on the DXY.

If the DXY goes up, generally people selling assets denominated in USD, increasing the demand for USD. If DXY goes down, generally USD is being used to buy assets and therefore less demand for USD, making the index go down.

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>>22525125
prior to like 13-14 i was good but then i dropped out and was a neet for like 12 years now

over time i went to the grocery store a bunch and im able to go in public

not a problem for me to go outside to the store or anything

but that doesnt mean im capable of having a girlfriend or friends

u cant meet them in modern society its impossible

unless youre a wagie or in college and have a excuse to meet a coworker or class mate

even wagies dotn guarnatee it either because you might not work with young women

>> No.22525186

>>22525168
why do you reddit space though

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Just finished setting up my charts and monitors for tomorrow
Chose my MACD down and drop a wojack pink, up and dropping as yellow
Kinos for this feel?

>> No.22525196

>>22525080
Go back to redd!t, inbred.

>> No.22525197

>>22525166
Depends, there is a lot of potential news that could be bad or good depending on how it goes. Definitely won't be a crash, but could be a Bear market. Or if the news is good, could be a Bull market

>> No.22525200

If dubs I pull out all shitcoin and buy stocks

>> No.22525228

>>22525200
Ooohhhhhh shit my post even froze for 10 seconds and posted at the right time. Now I’m worried gods trying to sabotage me because I hate god.

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>>22525186
look at ur post and look at my post length

if i had to use proper commas and sentance structure

and i couldnt just double space to rapidly space out ideas

then i would have a problem

and over time i kind of forgot how to type normal

think about early AIM days on the computer you just type with acyonyms and as lazy as possible

it saves you keystrokes

and when you type 24/7 all day long it starts to hurt

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>>22525168
n o b o d y g i v e s a f u c k

>> No.22525252

>>22525118
You can look it up more for yourself, but EWT went up 95% in Nov 2016. TSM is currently 23% of the ETF, everything else is 4.5% or less. TSM actually went down 4% Nov 2016 but would have been weighted much lower then due to differences in mcap.

>> No.22525261

>>22525200
buy GME then

>> No.22525264

>>22525228
Dubs says you go all in on nkla, trips is ktov.

>> No.22525281

>>>>22525250
>>>>22525250
>>>>22525250
>>>>22525250

>> No.22525312

>>22525166
crash comes when there is finally some good news. people are using stonks as a store of value right now, there is only so much gold and swiss francs to go around, bonds are worthless, etc. when good news comes and stability returns/dollar climbs, people will convert their money back into traditional low risk investments and you will see stocks crash.

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Which stocks will benefit from the discovery of advanced alien civilization outside our star system?