/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.22515264]

apple market

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Bloomberg stream:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/bear/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>>22513827

[Anonymous No.22515284]

Apple fears the brown man

[Anonymous No.22515293]

[Anonymous No.22515296]

First for making money

[Anonymous No.22515302]

>>22515222
I don't want them to come after me

[Anonymous No.22515316]

Thoughts on trying the swing this?

[Anonymous No.22515319]

Apple is a bubble run by a psychopath homosexual

[Anonymous No.22515321]

>>22515284
Ah yes, the homeland of gypsy pickpockets.

[Anonymous No.22515322]

How is AAPL "top percent" of QQQ stocks if it's literally dead boomer garbage compared to TSLA.

[Anonymous No.22515326]

Americuck elections are soon

When will the market crash?

[Anonymous No.22515333]

this is such bullshit, if aapl or tsla has a bad day the entire market drops,

[Anonymous No.22515334]

Why are people mad about tiddies?

[Anonymous No.22515345]

>OH NO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.22515350]

>>22515284
love how they look like they live in a shithole but all have smartphones

[Anonymous No.22515351]

aaplbag bros... how long will this last?

[Anonymous No.22515353]

>>22515322
TSLA is muskcoin. AAPL is literally boomer reserve currency.

[Anonymous No.22515356]

>be jewish republican
>be welfare queen military “vet” who fought for israel
>be congressman on salary, never once refused a paycheck from the government
>go on TV and cry about american workers getting unemployment benefits since a bunch of kikes destroyed local economies permanently
>act smug about it
>”if we reopen then jobs will magically come back!”
>meanwhile this guys whole platform is based on selling american jobs to foreign countries

This is why scrooge mcduck republicans need to be purged.

[Anonymous No.22515357]

>>22515284
The fat indian looks kinda cool.
I think he'd be a cool friend to hang around.

[Anonymous No.22515363]

>>22515326
If they want Trump to lose, it should be happening any moment now.
If they want Trump to win, probably not until after he's in for a 2nd term for sure.

[Anonymous No.22515364]

[Anonymous No.22515374]

CRASH AMD, CRASH

[Anonymous No.22515375]

I hate working in sales so goddamn much bros. I need a new fucking career

[Anonymous No.22515379]

>>22515326
If Biden (Kamala) wins.

[Anonymous No.22515380]

MAKE AMERICA RICH AGAIN

[Anonymous No.22515384]

>can't buy fractional shares on Ameritrade
Wtf

[Anonymous No.22515385]

Why of why didn't I buy TSLA at 330!?

[Anonymous No.22515393]

Thoughts on IPOB? Seems like smart people behind it and timely.

[Anonymous No.22515394]

Boys when the FUCK is CLIS gonna do something

[Anonymous No.22515397]

>>22515375
have you tried asking your dad for a connection. Nothing wrong with a lil nepotism m8

[Anonymous No.22515400]

Bought some GME today we're all gonna make it

[Anonymous No.22515402]

>>22515264
give me one good reason to not go all in on activision right now

[Anonymous No.22515412]

>>22515264
anybody getting tqqq calls?

[Anonymous No.22515416]

>>22515322
Tesla has yet to have a profit based on sales.

Its vaporware that's why Nikola piggybacked on the scam desu

[Anonymous No.22515422]

>>22515284
except I can see the three cellphones in his pocket at the beginning

check and fucking mate indian meme makers, rused again!

also, fuck apple.

[Anonymous No.22515426]

>>22515356
based, the republic is dead, long live the empire

[Anonymous No.22515432]

>>22515351
what the sideways crabbing in the $110-120 range?

[Anonymous No.22515433]

>>22515402
fortnite and the like

[Anonymous No.22515435]

why people shittin bricks over AAPL. who fuckin cares if it drops even to $100? Do you degenerate gamblers actually rely on the day to day 0.5% change to live?

If you want to gamble, hit the casino or YOLO your money with WSB. Nearly 1/3 of my portfolio is AAPL. I HOPE it tanks down to 80%. I would sell other equities to buy 2x as much.

[Anonymous No.22515436]

>>22515334
not mad just focused
I wish girls irl had nicer udders

[Anonymous No.22515441]

>>22515302
Then you shouldn't have committed fraud fag. You're going to get taken to the cleaners

[Anonymous No.22515447]

>>22515412
yikes

[Anonymous No.22515448]

>Tesla

[Anonymous No.22515451]

No wonder that fucker Tim Cook sold a shit ton of his shares at the peak. He knew that the time flies event would be lame, and now the stock is tanking. Jobs is rolling in his grave right now:(

[Anonymous No.22515452]

>>22515356
It's already too late.
If I had a Ron Paul YOUCOULDVELISTENED folder I'd post one.

[Anonymous No.22515457]

>>22515375
Switch into marketing. Write good copy. Learn SEO and possibly HTML. Do email blasts. Run Facebook ads.

[Anonymous No.22515459]

>>22515432
yes anon how long will this last.

[Anonymous No.22515461]

If you're not buying AAPL at 115, you're fucking up.

[Anonymous No.22515462]

>>22515447
why you say that anon?

[Anonymous No.22515466]

>>22515400
>GME
Can someone explain to me why people would continue shorting Gamestop when there's a non-zero chance of a tender offer and other positive catalysts?
Do they not find it weird that there's no more shares left to short with? They don't bother to check that it's a landmine right now to short?
Are these retard retail or institutions shorting?
I feel like I'm being tricked and I can't ignore the possibility that the data available online on # of shares shorted are all incorrect or horribly outdated, but IBorrow is a pretty good up-to-date surrogate for that data and IB definitely has no shares left to lend out.

i mean i bought in too because the DD makes sense and /smg/ was right about WKHS too. What a coincidence that /smg/ started shilling GME in the $5 range similar to WKHS

[Anonymous No.22515469]

>>22515356
He looks sick.

[Anonymous No.22515473]

>>22515356
Do you know anything about Biggs or do you just parrot what you see on twitter? Kill yourself already fucking degenerate tranny

[Anonymous No.22515474]

>>22515394
Tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22515475]

>>22515436
3D girls are bound by the laws of physics, need to poop, and have their own emotions and desires

Why would you ever want 3dpd

[Anonymous No.22515476]

>>22515462
i think it's a bad decision

[Anonymous No.22515478]

>>22515461
what does this mean, for a brainlet

[Anonymous No.22515480]

GIVE ME $5 AMD CRASH GOIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.22515482]

>>22515469
Jewish cum results in rapid liver spot formation at old age. See mccain

[Anonymous No.22515487]

>>22515436
I swear if enough people memed the high nipple angle thing, plastic surgery for it would become a thing.

It's really what makes boobs look good. Regardless of the size a guy prefers the higher nipple angle is what makes boobs look the most attractive.

[Anonymous No.22515496]

>>22515461
did it get filled? i don't see it anymore.

[Anonymous No.22515498]

>>22515475
because papercuts on your dick seems like a bad alternative to after sex pee

[Anonymous No.22515500]

>>22515435
for real, are these bots or newfags cooming over 1m aapl/tsla candles?

[Anonymous No.22515501]

>>22515473
>nooo you cant just give money to mosty white male unemployed people! We need to give that to shanequa and moishe!

[Anonymous No.22515507]

>>22515356
>This is why scrooge mcduck republicans need to be purged.
Business & Finance on 4chan, everyone.

[Anonymous No.22515516]

>>22515478
some big boy decided that's his entry point for 200K shares

[Salesfarce !!vm74StSX+h3 No.22515525]

you guys ready for TSLA power hour?

[Anonymous No.22515526]

>>22515507
Taxation is theft. Taxes deeply affect profit and loss. Government regulations control how you invest and if you can participate in the entrepreneur lifestyle.

[Anonymous No.22515529]

>>22515501
you're sperging hard, tranny. Reel it back

[Anonymous No.22515534]

>>22515375
this. dealing with two separate client issues.
>hurr durr just email this dept
>call in to follow up
>hurr durr just email again

[Anonymous No.22515541]

>>22515498
technology improves at an ever increasing rate, we're literally like two to four years away from autonomous drone sluts

[Anonymous No.22515552]

>>22515529
>if i call him a tranny they will forget im a kike

[Anonymous No.22515556]

>>22515487
also pink nipples
and nips+areolas need to be a decent size
if I see some nice boob flesh with some miniature little nipples on it, it looks bad

but yeah the jaunty curve-up tits is a good look
looks like stocks going up

[Anonymous No.22515561]

this dude thinks lotuses were a biblical plague

[Anonymous No.22515562]

>>22515526
Fuck yea Im sick of paying for a stupid ass military

[Anonymous No.22515570]

>>22515507
the industrial revolution and it's consequences have been a disaster for humanity

BUT LET'S KEEP GOING AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS

[Anonymous No.22515572]

>>22515496
usually the orders like that are placed to influence a price in one direction, then pulled immediately after while the actual orders are put in through much smaller increments which further drive the price.

[Anonymous No.22515576]

>>22515507
>nnooooo you cant want a strong well run nation you have to want to live in a dystopia shithole if you like money!

[Anonymous No.22515577]

>>22515507
he is not wrong. Reps won't save you, they are part of the problem. Dems are worse, but that is not the point.

[Anonymous No.22515581]

>>22515552
>nooo I spent all my free gibs like the degenerate I am, pls gib more gib gib gib

[Anonymous No.22515587]

>>22515466
/smg/ hates brick and mortar GME. they claim the short squeeze wont happen, it will just bleed

[Anonymous No.22515591]

keeeeeeeeeek

[Anonymous No.22515596]

>>22515581
Fine, lets add 100 billion in aid to israel, hows that for you my fellow white republican american?

[Anonymous No.22515606]

TESLA $500 EOD

[Anonymous No.22515609]

>>22515552
kikes are democrats btw, get your shit together actual fucking retard tranny

[Salesfarce !!vm74StSX+h3 No.22515613]

>>22515570
>3 big rockets
I'm not a /sci/guy but doesn't it have like 20 little raptors?

[Anonymous No.22515618]

>>22515570
so has the tech revolution. I would argue worse

[Anonymous No.22515620]

Bears this week.

[Anonymous No.22515627]

>>22515572
I think $115 is going to be the bottom.

[Anonymous No.22515628]

>>22515587
>they claim the short squeeze won't happen
Who claims that? With a 30% borrow rate bears need to either cover or they're just throwing good money after bad

[Anonymous No.22515630]

>>22515609
>seething this hard over being called out

Are you ok moishe?

[Anonymous No.22515654]

I should sell this as soon as I’m even right

[Anonymous No.22515655]

>>22515596
OR we just nuke the kikes and then you'll no longer have your trans rights and BLM constantly shoved in my face. Solves both my problems. I can tell you're a black tranny just the way you type.

[Anonymous No.22515656]

>>22515591
Good, let's see the peabrains all go bankrupt and lose everything and have to get jobs at McDonald's, where they belong. Who would pay money to see some dumb guy put a ball in a goal?

[Anonymous No.22515659]

I bought 1 share of Citibank and 1 share of TAP
How rich will I be?

[Anonymous No.22515668]

>>22515591
almost like white people don't want to watch black people worship pedophile rapists and murderers

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22515670]

>>22515591
I used to be a Giants fan, and didn't watch the game last night because fuck niggers.

[Salesfarce !!vm74StSX+h3 No.22515672]

should I just say fuck it and try to flip $600 TSLA calls before close?

[Anonymous No.22515674]

>>22515369 (You)
To further prove my point, I looked through my old screenshots folder to see if I can find examples. I think this works as one. It's a compilation of salt from the airing of Haruhi S2 back in 2009 on /a/. Notice how many posts open with ecchi shots that aren't even all screenshots from the series. This isn't "simp culture," that wasn't even a thing back in 2009. I can probably find a lot more if I dig further in this folder. I haven't looked at these images in ages so this is actually a nice trip down memory lane.

[Anonymous No.22515676]

>>22515655
You convinced me, moishe.

[Anonymous No.22515684]

>>22515591
Just waiting for the politics to dump nigger ball so I can buy draftkings cheapies desu

[Anonymous No.22515692]

>>22515659
How does bankruptcy EOY sound?

[Anonymous No.22515693]

>>22515613
Starship has 3 vacuum raptors (the "big rockets", it's actually the same rocket with a bigger nozzle) and a number of sea level raptors (the smaller rockets visible but not lit in that image)

Superheavy, which is the booster, has 37 Raptors

[Salesfarce !!vm74StSX+h3 No.22515694]

>>22515670
>giants football team
>not giants baseball team
ngmi

[Anonymous No.22515695]

>>22515655

[Anonymous No.22515706]

>>22515668
yep, its because we want the best for our black friends and know its not this :3

[Salesfarce !!vm74StSX+h3 No.22515720]

>>22515693
ty fren

[Anonymous No.22515723]

>>22515184
the tipping system is horrible both americans and europeans agree. it makes too complicated. lets say in new york... if you include tip in restaurant it quickly costs much more than in paris or london

[Anonymous No.22515725]

>>22515706
Abolishing NFL and NBA would unironically help niggers be slightly more human

[Anonymous No.22515729]

>>22515628
there was 1 guy with a trip and few others.

[Anonymous No.22515730]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.22515749]

>>22515674
>>22515717

[Salesfarce !!vm74StSX+h3 No.22515750]

>>22515655
>says the guy who votes for this party

[Anonymous No.22515752]

>>22515627
certainly. I think it will go back up to 118/119 AH, probably hit 123 EOW but perhaps dip on Friday depending on how many people shorted it unsuccessfully.

[Anonymous No.22515753]

>>22515393
>IPOB
Why don't you tell me this at 9am before the boomers buy in?
They're taking some digital realtor replacement public as a SPAC.
Not mad, I bought ATH and am still up.

[Anonymous No.22515757]

>>22515620

your pic related is Bears every week.

[Anonymous No.22515759]

>>22515693
>>22515720

this is how big the engines are btw, left is sea level raptor, right is vacuum raptor

the bell is bigger because the point of the bell is to expand the exhaust to high speed at ambient pressure, and obviously the ambient pressure is much lower in space, so it expands more

[Anonymous No.22515763]

>>22515264
I couldn’t buy amazon while they were down yesterday becuase of fucking transfers!!!!

What do I do

[Anonymous No.22515767]

>>22515730
I want to get to at least $500 monthly payments so badly. SCHD so far has been carrying the weight.

[Anonymous No.22515769]

>didn't get back into TSLA at the bottom
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.22515771]

>>22515730
I'm too poor for them to be my friend.
Maybe one day when I 'make it' i.e. never

[BIGGAYBEARFAGGOTPOZZEDSQQQCALL(...) !!XScfGU+HXxi No.22515775]

SQQ EASY TO BORROW
SQQ EASY TO BORROW
SQQ EASY TO BORROW
SQQ EASY TO BORROW
SQQ EASY TO BORROW
SQQ EASY TO BORROW

[Anonymous No.22515787]

How does Apple 126 EOY sound?

[Anonymous No.22515788]

>>22515767
you can do it fren, dividend growers will help you in the long run

[Anonymous No.22515800]

>>22515763
Have sex (with Jeff Bezos).

[Anonymous No.22515802]

>>22515753
Rotate into IPOC. They’ll probably announced the target for that fund this year as well.

[Anonymous No.22515805]

>>22515788
Dont fall for this schitzo, dividends are useless unless you have 10 million invested

[Salesfarce !!vm74StSX+h3 No.22515811]

>>22515759
how close is vaccum raptor in size to the original F1's?
i'm seeing people say the raptors are the most efficient and impressive rocket engines ever made, is this true or just musk fandom?

[Anonymous No.22515814]

>>22515787
how about EOD?

[Anonymous No.22515824]

Who sold the TSLA bottom? Confess

[Anonymous No.22515826]

>>22515787
Sounds like why the fuck are you treating AAPL as a day trade with a mix of go back to r*ddit.

[Anonymous No.22515830]

Buying into Palantir and Snowflake en masse when they go public is something that literally can't go wrong, right?
Do we know when they're getting listed?

[Anonymous No.22515843]

>>22515805

Dividend companies will either outperform or they won't. How much money you have doesn't come in the equation at all you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.22515846]

sold tesla early again. just

[Anonymous No.22515849]

>>22515753
This is what I hate about this place. Knowing after a huge spike doesn't help anyone.

[Anonymous No.22515853]

FNGU Chads rise up!

[Anonymous No.22515861]

did some more day trading today, made some more bucks. it's actually surprising how effective understanding price action and volume patterns can be when you combine it with proper position sizing and DCA'ing your position at key levels instead of going all-in at once. now instead of "oh god i hope it doesn't come down and barely stop me out and then go my way" it's like "okay i'll take a starter position here. if it comes down to this pivot, i'll buy some more. if it breaks through there, it's really extended so i honestly don't think it'll get past the whole dollar value. then if it can get at least $0.10 past THAT, *then* i'll get stopped out and agree that i'm wrong". and "okay when it returns to the top of this range i'll take half off in profit. if it breaks through the top great i'll see what level i can sell it at based on resistance levels above it, from previous days if i have to. maybe sell half of the half position on the way up. if it comes back down i can rebuy my position or even buy in lower if the wick got to a lower area before reversing". makes it way less stressful and much more "yeah i want to buy/short in this *general* area" instead of having to be extremely exact. i haven't lost once in these past two weeks, as in gotten stopped out at an ultimate line in the sand. if price/volume start to look shitty i'll often just exit my position, taking my profits and waiting for another setup.

see if on pic related you can figure out how i was playing this range. you can probably see what im talking about. i ultimately got bored and sold at the top of the range there on my last bit, but of course as soon as i did that it broke out to the upside which feels bad but oh well, i made money.

[Anonymous No.22515874]

>>22515654
yes. Delta value won't go up much more and so you just gain $75ish per $1 shift in share price, there's safer plays with greater moves in share price (MELI, BKNG, AMZN, NVDA, etc).

[Anonymous No.22515880]

TESLA 500
TESLA 500

[Anonymous No.22515892]

I hate tesla.

[Anonymous No.22515893]

>>22515750
LOL? Are you implying the left isn't THE party of degenerate faggots?

[Anonymous No.22515894]

>>22515350
This why the possible new apple cheapo phone is gonna go great things for AAPL. People are gonna buy apple phones because they are finally accessible and makes people look higher status when you live in a shack.

[Anonymous No.22515896]

>>22515830
PLTR is 9/23, don't know about snowflake

[Anonymous No.22515901]

ipob is gonna get attacked by natl realtors assoc HARD

imagine screeching Karens in their lexus rx suvs chasing you around a cookie cuter SoCal or Vegas development

[Anonymous No.22515913]

Wait so Tesla might be 600 by Battery Day???? that the fuck bros

[Anonymous No.22515915]

>>22515435
Perhaps they bought at $139

[Anonymous No.22515931]

>>22515861
nice screenshot bro im about to hack ur account now

[Salesfarce !!vm74StSX+h3 No.22515933]

>>22515893
dude chill out lol

[Anonymous No.22515939]

>>22515811
>most efficient
no but also yes
>impressive
absolutely yes
>largest
absolutely not

Raptor is the most efficient non-hydrogen engine to ever fly, which is important because hydrogen is very efficient but a BITCH to work with and you need MASSIVE tankage. It uses a full flow staged combustion cycle, which means the turbo machinery can work at much lower temperatures for the same chamber pressure; important for reusability. It also has one of the best thrust to weight ratios of any rocket ever flown. It's not actually a particularly large engine, it's much smaller than the F1 and smaller even than the Space Shuttle Main Engine used on Shuttle and SLS. That's why they're strapping 37 of them together.

[Anonymous No.22515946]

>>22515849
Bought IPOB anyway. It seems like every SPAC jumps between $50 and $20 on news and profit taking no matter what it is. Can still buy IPOB at $17, it crabbed at $10 to $12 before today.

[Anonymous No.22515948]

>>22515894
you can buy used apple phones in those countries for real cheap

[Anonymous No.22515969]

>>22515570
Exactly.
Autistically compartmentalizing knowledge to the edge of schizophrenia is the only correct way of navigating 21st century clownworld.

[Anonymous No.22515982]

>>22515861
Then BOOM! One big crash comes and all your careful DCA'ng was for naught.

[Anonymous No.22515986]

>>22515618
Yeah but let's see how much worse it can get in our lifetimes haha wouldn't that be a hoot?

[Anonymous No.22515994]

Classic end of day WKHS pump. Lets finish back at $26.
>move seabiscuit you dumb bitch

[Anonymous No.22515996]

>>22515763
DO I BUY OR WAIT

ARE WE BOUNCING BACK INTO CRASH OR GOING ON A BULL RUN

[Anonymous No.22516020]

20 shares of TQQQ at 173
should I average down or ride it out?

[Anonymous No.22516024]

>>22515880
COMMENSE 350 DUMP

[Anonymous No.22516029]

>>22515730
but XOM keeps hurting me

[Anonymous No.22516036]

>>22515996
Bull run up until the majority of Chinese exports stop reaching American shores.
https://thehill.com/policy/international/china/516332-dhs-moves-to-block-products-made-using-forced-labor-in-china-from

[Anonymous No.22516050]

>>22515931
plz spare me hackermanz

>>22515982
...then it would hit my stop loss? i basically just double down twice and then have a line in the sand past the lowest pivot it's not like i have no stop loss or something, i just never seem to get there.

[Anonymous No.22516052]

>>22515986
well apple now has a watch that can track your vitals and your child, pretty cool, wait until your boss makes you wear one lol

[Anonymous No.22516053]

>>22515986
>teledildonic

[Anonymous No.22516062]

Anime girls and green P7Ls desu

[Anonymous No.22516069]

>>22515805
they're useless regardless of the amount? it's % based, retard.

[Anonymous No.22516076]

>>22515986
>teledildonics
this has to be my favourite future word

[Anonymous No.22516078]

>>22516069
How is it based?

[Anonymous No.22516081]

Iron coomdors

[Salesfarce !!vm74StSX+h3 No.22516091]

>>22515939
i should start reading the spaceflight general threads, cool stuff.
starship is so wild, idk why NASA would pick anything else for the moon landings

[Anonymous No.22516095]

>>22515412
Na mate she's gonna be red tommorw tqq bull runs normaly last about 2 to three days before it goes red I'm going to wait until it cycles again before playing with it.

[Anonymous No.22516100]

How are my divvy companies doing today?
>Instalco
up 13.29% in two weeks
>ASSA ABLOY
up 5.68% in two days
>Investor
Up 9.8% per year over 20 years.
>TSM
up 6.85% today
>Novo Nordisk
up 2% today

[Anonymous No.22516105]

Rate my assets

[Anonymous No.22516107]

Just fomo'd into more Tesla calls LETS GOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.22516114]

>>22515322
>>22515334
>>22515475
>>22515507
>>22515591
>>22515723
>>22515759
>>22515986
>>22516062
I really want a cute gf to cuddle and handhold with

[Anonymous No.22516115]

>>22515805
>>22515843
do you guys not understand the concept of a fixed income asset? if you throw $10M in divvies and retire, you don't care about the actual returns, what you care about is getting a consistent cashflow regardless of market conditions

growth is for growth, divvies are for retiring on

[Anonymous No.22516124]

that 200,000 order at $115

[Anonymous No.22516127]

>>22516069
How much up front do I need to net $500 a month in divvies? I already have a shitload of index funds that give me on avg 200-300 a month.

[Anonymous No.22516141]

>>22515674
Simping always existed. There was just never a term for it until recently. Online supply(onlyfans, patreon, youtube thots) was also lacking. People in general don't change over the course of a couple years. It's also not fair to assume that all coom posters are motivated by the same thing.
The yotsuba poster is clearly simping for this one specific anime thot. Other posters post coom across the board. I think many are trying to compensate for their lack of sex life. Either way it's off topic and more importantly it's quite pathetic.

[Anonymous No.22516142]

Teslachads cant stop winning

[Anonymous No.22516143]

>>22516107
Poggers

[Anonymous No.22516145]

>AAPL at $118
>take wife's son to basketball practice
>AAPL at $115 and dropping
How was the presentation goys

[Anonymous No.22516148]

>>22516114
You dont mean a 3D roastie, right?

[Anonymous No.22516154]

Why the fuck didn't I go balls deep in DPHC and TSLA

I sold and bought back into Tesla literally at the bottom of the dip and Im up 37% but only bought 0.4 shares and only bought 1 share of DPHC

Instead my portfolio has big chunks of nvidia, microsoft, amd and other tech stocks.

I could've put in at least £4k more into these big 30% rises wtf bros its not fair

[Anonymous No.22516155]

YOU FAGGOTS TOLD ME TESLA WAS DEAD
/biz/ is wrong again

[Anonymous No.22516160]

>>22516114
Then start doing whatever you have to do to improve yourself and find one
If you don't do it now it doesn't get any better later, just more frustration and regret
t. 30 y/o virgin

[Anonymous No.22516165]

anyone else gets addicted to trading? I was buying every day a few weeks ago. I Had to force myself to sit on the sidelines.

[Anonymous No.22516167]

>>22516115
divvies are like rent but without having to deal with actual niggers

[Anonymous No.22516170]

Any bobros left?

[Anonymous No.22516173]

are morningstar reports any good or trash?

[Anonymous No.22516175]

>>22516124
it's based jesus son again, next you'll see a billion dollars in short dated apple calls

[Salesfarce !!vm74StSX+h3 No.22516179]

>>22516114
are most people on this board virgins? not trying to judge, just wondering

[Anonymous No.22516190]

>>22516145
>wife's son
>calling other anons goys

[Anonymous No.22516192]

just bought into TSLA, enjoy bobos

[Anonymous No.22516196]

>>22516114
>she

[Anonymous No.22516197]

>>22516179
Anyone that isn't a virgin doesn't belong on 4chan

[Anonymous No.22516205]

Bros TSM has been fucking godly to me today. Do yall think we keep riding the momentum of the Huawei news going forward?

[Anonymous No.22516210]

>>22516170
No, and that fact is intensely bearish

[Anonymous No.22516211]

>>22516173
They don't have access to any information you can't obtain yourself via the internet so don't put too much faith into them.

[Anonymous No.22516217]

>>22516155
you should have listened to the Teslamarines instead of the Rats

[Anonymous No.22516218]

>>22516114
Why? Focus on your stonks, get your money right, and you can get any girl you want with enough cash.

[Anonymous No.22516223]

>>22516105
Too diversified. 5/10.

[Anonymous No.22516228]

>>22516145
They said they would remove the Apple logo from their iPhones to make them more trans inclusive. Their health watches do not track actual physical activity to not lazy-shame people.
Their iPads do not show text to show respect to African children, who are unable to read.

We expected worse.

[Anonymous No.22516230]

>>22516165
Gambling is addictive

[Salesfarce !!vm74StSX+h3 No.22516235]

>>22516197
i used to be a chad but I have mental problems so I'm stuck here with you guys forever. not a horrible life desu.

[Anonymous No.22516237]

>>22514011
>revolut
Thought only I did this lmao, how do you find putting big money in it? Any problems withdrawing or anything?

[Anonymous No.22516238]

>>22516175
I snagged more shares at $115
Average of $118 in roth and $121 in brokerage

gonna hide it til christmas time and see where its at.

[Anonymous No.22516242]

[Anonymous No.22516244]

I'm thinking of taking profits on half my apple and put it into something that moves faster than an arthritic grandfather

[Anonymous No.22516251]

>>22516197
I feel like a fucking virgin again after no sex for 4 years I’ll tell you that much. Hoping the 5th year is easier. I went to college right when tinder peaked in popularity and was still free and killing your battery super fast.

[Anonymous No.22516266]

Can someone explain to me why PTON is worth 24 Billion?

[Anonymous No.22516273]

stop crashing

[Anonymous No.22516275]

>>22516197
Im a born again virgin, can I stay?

[Salesfarce !!vm74StSX+h3 No.22516286]

What does it mean when you've let the yard in your house overgrow so much that the city shows up and starts cutting your trees and trimming your grass for free

[Anonymous No.22516288]

>>22516238
I actually just dumped all my shares at $115 because the presentation was gay and I want more cash

Enjoy my shares Apple bro

[Anonymous No.22516290]

Is vymi a good dividend etf to get into?

[Anonymous No.22516294]

>>22516251
>Hoping the 5th year is easier
No, it never gets easier, trust me. You can help suppress it more by avoiding looking at porn, but that's about it.

[Anonymous No.22516298]

IT'S CRASHING.

[Anonymous No.22516299]

>>22516154
Not even remotely too late for DPHC my friend. I would grab warrants if I were you for a cheaper entry.

[Anonymous No.22516309]

>>22516205
too many false signals, glad you got lucky recently though

[Salesfarce !!vm74StSX+h3 No.22516320]

guys why is QQQ going down

[Anonymous No.22516323]

>>22516286
>for free
They'll bill you at propery tax time, also it means you're a nigger

[Anonymous No.22516324]

>>22515466
>IBorrow
link?

[Anonymous No.22516326]

IT'S TIME

[Anonymous No.22516328]

I dont really think i should hold apple for the next few weeks.

[Anonymous No.22516332]

>>22516266
Idk but they do have great name recognition you gotta admit

[Anonymous No.22516334]

KOSbros

[Anonymous No.22516336]

>>22515654
Yeah TESLA is going up but I don't know if it will be going up that far that fast.

[Anonymous No.22516337]

>>22516273
>>22516242
>>22516170

[Anonymous No.22516341]

>>22516170
Yeah this market is pure cancer, total trash.

[Anonymous No.22516342]

TQQQ BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

[Anonymous No.22516349]

>>22516275
No, you're a disgusting unvirgin now and you have to gtfo.
Unless you agree to shit on the kpop avatarfag when he posts or just ignore him, then all is forgiven.

[Anonymous No.22516350]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22516352]

>>22516299
Brief explanation on why DPHC is worth it? So I have a starting point to research

[Anonymous No.22516378]

>>22515334
I like these waterfall girl pics where are they from

[Anonymous No.22516382]

>>22515591
Imagine wasting precious life watching niggerball games

[Anonymous No.22516386]

>portfolio bleeding for no reason
>GME up 2.5% for no reason

[Anonymous No.22516391]

>>22516326
I want to believe but I'm scared it's gonna just gap up after market again
Hold me Bobo

[Salesfarce !!vm74StSX+h3 No.22516396]

all my gainz for the day are gone

[Anonymous No.22516405]

>>22516352
Electric pickup trucks, preorders, Mike Pence

[Anonymous No.22516407]

>>22516352
It isn't, just buy WKHS
>DPHC
>20% dillutable equity in Lordstown
>WKHS
>10% UNDILUTABLE equity in Lordstown and 1% of sales

[Anonymous No.22516430]

>>22516320
because aapl is tanking

[Anonymous No.22516429]

>>22516407
I think I missed the train on WKHS

[Anonymous No.22516435]

>I bought at 1:30

[Anonymous No.22516437]

What just happened?

[Anonymous No.22516449]

>>22516378
It's floodchan, like coronachan but for drowning

[Anonymous No.22516450]

Holy hell I bought AAPL just as it dumped
>knife catching owie

It'll be green tomorrow right guys. Right haha. Guys?

[Anonymous No.22516453]

>>22516309
What false signals might I ask?

[Anonymous No.22516460]

>>22516352
Has a low float compared to many of the other hot EV stocks right now + has a similar political angle as WKHS. People expect Trump/Pence to pump it to help their chances of winning Ohio.

[Anonymous No.22516461]

it's all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.22516462]

FCAU nice gainz. i have 19k shares

[Anonymous No.22516466]

how doi make money on stocks? some people dont work jobs and just do stocks? huh????

[Anonymous No.22516470]

>>22516160
>>22516179
I'm not a virgin, I had sex in high school with my hair dye gf. Then she cheated on me and I've lacked motivation to find a girl ever since. Not that I think all women are whores because I'm not a seething incel.

[Anonymous No.22516473]

Hit my stop on apple, ok then time to pump to 130

[Anonymous No.22516479]

>>22515846
>Selling Tesla
Elon is taking us to Mars, don. You can still buy in.

[Anonymous No.22516481]

>>22516435
>not strictly buying at 3:30pm like a gentleman
ngmi

[Salesfarce !!vm74StSX+h3 No.22516483]

>TSLA melting up again
>don't own any TSLA bc I keep buying into the "it willl crash tomrrow" meme

[Anonymous No.22516484]

the people at the VIX company are doing pretty well right now
good for them

[Anonymous No.22516485]

>>22516449
/pol/ meme? Every now and then they actually make something funny

[Anonymous No.22516493]

>tfw all in on GDX, GDXJ, and SILJ

[Anonymous No.22516498]

>>22516386
>GME up 2.5% for no reason
>no reason
it went 15% up solely from Jeffrey's upgrade to $8 valuation
and the big wave hasn't even started accumulating

[Anonymous No.22516499]

>see boomers and retards spamming "buy the AAPL dip" and that "AAPL will unveil 5g iphones in the coming event"
>decide to buy puts instead of going with the flow
>mfw AAPL doesn't unveil any 5g ishits
iToddlers BTFO again
thanks for your money retards

[Salesfarce !!vm74StSX+h3 No.22516507]

>>22516470
are you a romantic? I hope you find love, anon. no one should be alone

[Anonymous No.22516508]

>>22516349
I can do that. Plus I like hololive so that should count for something.

[Anonymous No.22516510]

couldn’t buy amazon while they were down yesterday becuase of fucking transfers!!!!

What do I do

[Anonymous No.22516513]

>sold apple at $115 right before AAAAAAAA
>now up 3% on the day
god it feels good to have retard luck

[Anonymous No.22516515]

>>22516173
Meh. I find them useless.

[Anonymous No.22516527]

>>22516507
Y-yes ;__;

[Anonymous No.22516530]

>>22516499
did you sell yet?

[BIGGAYBEARFAGGOTPOZZEDSQQQCALL(...) !!XScfGU+HXxi No.22516531]

>>22516499
Cuddle me satania shorting iToddlers erased my SQQQ losses for this week

[Anonymous No.22516534]

>>22516470
>Not that I think all women are whores because I'm not a seething incel.
Unironically good for you, I used to be the angry MGTOW type before MGTOW was even a thing. Got older, realized I was just mad becauase I'm a loser, stopped blaming whammen and just accepted that I'm a virgin because I don't deserve pussy.

[Anonymous No.22516535]

>>22516470
>Not that I think all women are whores
that's where you're wrong bucko

[Anonymous No.22516551]

>>22516510
I can't buy anything because my boss is supposed to approve my timesheets but he never forwarded them, so my paystub came in missing $3000.

[Anonymous No.22516555]

>>22516510
Buy and hold, or wait till next dip. Don't ever sweat missing gains. There's always some stock doing well that you "missed". Doesn't really matter, just get them where and when you can. :)

[Anonymous No.22516559]

Give it to me straight bro's. AM I GONNA MAKE IT IF I HOLD 10 YEARS?

[Anonymous No.22516560]

>>22516551
Based fuck you wagie

[Anonymous No.22516561]

>>22516485
Yeah from when they were hoping the Three Gorges dam would fail

[Anonymous No.22516562]

>>22516100
None of these companies are divvy companies, holy shit. Why are divvytards so deluded? Even SPY has higher yields than these companies.

[Anonymous No.22516565]

[Anonymous No.22516567]

>>22516530
No.

[Anonymous No.22516568]

>>22516508
>Plus I like hololive
That's fine too as long as you hate that cancerous fucking thread on /jp/
I was browsing it everyday for weeks earlier this year until I realized I could just use that time to actually watch streams instead of shitposting

[Anonymous No.22516569]

>>22516429
You're obviously late, but there is 0% chance it doesn't break 30 on announcement. You just need to be ready because it will probably only last an hour or two.

[Anonymous No.22516574]

>>22516324
>https://iborrowdesk.com/report/GME
only updates (every 15 min) if there are actually shares available though. Borrowing rate is definitely higher by now

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22516577]

>>22516470
I think all women are whores because all women have holes.

[Anonymous No.22516578]

>>22516499
based

[Salesfarce !!vm74StSX+h3 No.22516581]

>>22516534
>just accepted that I'm a virgin because I don't deserve pussy.
its not good to think of yourself like that. take a dialectical approach. you don't have to go full angry incel but you don't have to put all the blame on yourself either. I'm sure there are things you could do to improve yourself, even if its just putting yourself back out there again that improve your luck w/ women.

[Anonymous No.22516585]

It's still an up day on NASDAQ. I can only imagine how much AAPL will dump on a bad day. I miss Steve Jobs

[Anonymous No.22516593]

>>22516534
>>22516535
The duality of man
Unironically, all humans are capable of being self-interested as well as empathetic. The amount they are varies from person to person. Assuming "all x are y" is a great way to shoot yourself in the foot and look like a fool at the same time.

[Anonymous No.22516597]

>>22516561
China had to blow up a bunch of dams to save it instead, and it deflected more than a meter I think. Haven't checked in, in a while.

[Anonymous No.22516605]

is BAC a good play right now? i want to sell covered calls and naked puts

[Anonymous No.22516607]

>>22516567
Well it's reversing so you might want to

[Anonymous No.22516614]

>>22516453
it'll show a squeeze and fire off in a direction and then just fucking reverse on that shit soon after, or at least by the time it gives the signal that momentum is dropping you're losing money.

two quick examples of failed ones here. another one of those "sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't" sort of things.

[Anonymous No.22516619]

>>22516581
>I'm sure there are things you could do to improve yourself
Exactly, that's all I meant to say. I realized that I deserve to be in my situation as long as I don't actually do anything to try and change it, so I don't have a right to be angry at whammen.

[Anonymous No.22516625]

>>22516593
All women are whores and they wont touch your penis because of this post

[Anonymous No.22516633]

>>22516593
It's not really the capability that matters, but what they naturally trend to.

[Anonymous No.22516635]

>AAPL

[Anonymous No.22516639]

>>22516228
Based

[Anonymous No.22516648]

>/biz/ said I wouldn’t make any money

WHAT NOW?!?!

[Anonymous No.22516660]

>>22516593
Yikes retard, way to oversimplify.

Ignore general trends goy! Everything is subjective!

[Anonymous No.22516665]

>>22516561
>>22516597
so dam failure canceled or just postponed?

[Anonymous No.22516668]

>>22515264
Tesla and HNCKF both go hand in hand and are making me rich. Another Elon stocks to invest in?

[Anonymous No.22516672]

<_< finally jump in on TQQQ...it goes down

[Anonymous No.22516673]

>>22516648
Congrats you've made it, what color yacht are you getting

[Anonymous No.22516685]

>>22516648
why do you even bother

[Anonymous No.22516686]

LMAO

[Anonymous No.22516688]

Is amd going to crash this week or what??????? I just need $5 then they can rise all they want

[Salesfarce !!vm74StSX+h3 No.22516690]

>>22516619
that's constructive, yeah. Anyway I hope whatever is holding you back (depression? social anxiety?) improves and you're able to build some self-confidence again.

[Anonymous No.22516693]

>>22516648
Fuck man try not to spend it all on hookers and blow

[Anonymous No.22516697]

>>22516665
We'll see next flood season

[Anonymous No.22516702]

>>22516660
>>22516633
>>22516625
None of you have talked to a woman in 10 years so I don't think you can trust your women-as-whores trend memelines you claim to have

[Anonymous No.22516709]

>>22516607
How is it reversing?
It reached 113.90 a few minutes ago.

[Salesfarce !!vm74StSX+h3 No.22516710]

>>22516686
Trevor would be smart to fly somewhere that doesn't extradite financial crimes

[Anonymous No.22516712]

>>22516672
Why didn't you jump in last week?

[Anonymous No.22516714]

>the same kike keeps catching NKLA at 33
this faggot has to be running out of money soon

[Anonymous No.22516718]

>>22516686
yet it won't dump fast enough to save my put

[Anonymous No.22516721]

>>22516597
Explain is this true?

[Anonymous No.22516730]

>>22516697
Amazing.

[Anonymous No.22516737]

>>22516702
Kek just not a simp faggot like you

[Salesfarce !!vm74StSX+h3 No.22516749]

>>22516718
I lost $5000 on NKLA puts back in July. it's like a cult, if you go on twitter and stocktwits there are people who will literally never sell. It's like the MVIS memers but sincere

[Anonymous No.22516751]

WHAT stock should i buy RIGHT NOW if i'm a brainlet with a lot of money

[Anonymous No.22516755]

>>22516702
But Bill! That's not a rational argument! That's a cop-out! You're changing the subject Bill!

Cope harder retard!

[Anonymous No.22516770]

>>22516702
They kind of are anon
>t. older sibling of three sisters and a divorced mom

[Anonymous No.22516777]

>>22516751
SQQQ

[Salesfarce !!vm74StSX+h3 No.22516779]

>>22516751
SPAQ until the merger announcement (prob oct). Sell immediately after you 100% it

[Anonymous No.22516783]

>>22516614
Ill keep this in mind. Thanks friend

[Anonymous No.22516786]

>>22516751
TSMC, Nvidia and AMD, equally split

[BIGGAYBEARFAGGOTPOZZEDSQQQCALL(...) !!XScfGU+HXxi No.22516792]

>>22516714
>U.S Justice Department Inquires into Nikola Fraud Claims

[Anonymous No.22516800]

>>22516597
How many civvies did that cost?

[Anonymous No.22516806]

Apple literally took down the entire market. Holy shit

[Anonymous No.22516808]

>>22516751
TLT

[Anonymous No.22516822]

>>22516737
nice ogre hands and why is she covering her face?

[Anonymous No.22516828]

>>22515264
>>22516820
>>22516820
>>22516820
>>22516820
>>22516820

[Anonymous No.22516827]

>>22516770
Post pictures

[Anonymous No.22516829]

Good stocks for the inevitable ready player one style dystopia?

[Anonymous No.22516836]

>>22516709
You don't use bars? Wtf is wrong with you dude? No indicators and no bars. How fucking new are you?

[Anonymous No.22516845]

PALLADIUM BREAKING RESISTANCE

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22516847]

Are airlines still in trouble?

[Anonymous No.22516897]

>>22516827
Trick question. Siblings don't carry photos of each other.

[Anonymous No.22516900]

>>22516770
Can you give me one of them

[Anonymous No.22516905]

>>22516585
I'm glad Jobs is dead and can't wait for AAPL to shit itself over the next few years.

[Anonymous No.22516913]

>>22516847
yes. you've taken your last vacation.

[Anonymous No.22516919]

Just bought a shit ton of WMT. I suggest you do the same.

[BIGGAYBEARFAGGOTPOZZEDSQQQCALL(...) !!XScfGU+HXxi No.22516931]

>>22516718
Just roll your puts tomorrow bro
The NKLA kike is going to keep catching $33 before dumping after hours 10% like yesterday
Check yesterdays after hours volume, jej

[Anonymous No.22516941]

>>22516702
>memelines
Hypergamy is backed up by tons of data anon.

[Anonymous No.22516949]

>>22516900
2 of them have a boyfriend(that includes the youngest), the other got pregnant and married.

[Anonymous No.22516954]

>>22516751
GME

[Anonymous No.22517006]

>>22516702

[Anonymous No.22517018]

>>22516107
your gonna make it

[Anonymous No.22517269]

>>22516326
Not now bobo I'm not ready...

[Anonymous No.22517278]

>>22516721
Yes, they're pretty desperate.
https://streamable.com/hk6c7m
https://twitter.com/qingshanlan/status/1305944383729131527

[Anonymous No.22517294]

>>22515475

Because you can't fuck paper enjoyably. Believe me, I've tried.

[Anonymous No.22517344]

>>22517278
will that actually work to divert flow significantly? i mean it's fucking water

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22517385]

>>22517278
Why don't they just recycle the bus and turn it into a boat?

[Anonymous No.22517559]

>>22516751
All in on horse.