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Anonymous Mon Sep 14 18:36:10 2020 No.22493228 [Reply] [Original]

so i have money now after a bunch of uniswap shitcoins, i started with just 500$ now i have more than 50k, its a good chunk of money here in the third world, but my social life is inexistent, i want a gf, what i do now

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 18:37:05 2020 No.22493257 Lol dude a gf will eat 50k in 5 months. Dont bother for a while longer imo

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 18:37:52 2020 No.22493271 >>22493228 please tell me your ways

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 18:38:10 2020 No.22493276 >>22493228 go talk to girls lmao you fuckin sperg incel

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 18:38:52 2020 No.22493289

but if you insist. Go on the dating apps. Put up a couple pics, not 1. 1 goofy face is fun. Most of them with other people or outdoors or doing something. Swipe and look for a nice chubby woman who isnt too needy. Be nice. Try to kiss her if not first date then second date

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 18:39:02 2020 No.22493294
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i know that feel op
started with $50 a few weeks ago and im up to $25,000 now from uniswap pumps, but whats even the point?
i dont know where to go from here

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 18:41:15 2020 No.22493342 >>22493228 Keep up the bets, until you have enough to live comfortably off passive income, from t-bils, stock dividends, etc... Money becomes your VM.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 18:41:32 2020 No.22493352 also if you cant bench 135 lbs. Figure that out. And moisturize and hygiene obviously

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 18:42:34 2020 No.22493377 Same I started with $5 and I'm up to $30k right over two months.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 18:42:44 2020 No.22493384 >>22493271 literally buying uniswap shitcoins and selling before the rugpull, its luck

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 18:43:17 2020 No.22493398 >>22493228 >500$ now i have more than 50k Larp

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 18:58:29 2020 No.22493722 >>22493377 I had negative balance and turned it into $999999999999 and the numbers couldn’t fit on Etherscan, they were so massive

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 19:06:19 2020 No.22493882 >>22493271 >>22493384 see https://merv.tech/uniswap/new for this i just buy new shitcoins that don't look like total scams wait for the pump then pull out. the earlier you get in the more you can make

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 19:09:52 2020 No.22493936 >>22493882 First useful thing ever on biz

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 19:12:15 2020 No.22493980 >>22493228 >Tfw only turned $5 into 45k Feelsbadman

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 19:13:25 2020 No.22494013 Nice larp. You must be really bored with the market going sideways aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 19:13:41 2020 No.22494015 >Go to /fit/, /lit/ and /pol/ >??? >Get girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 19:17:37 2020 No.22494087 >>22493882 Good shit anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 19:27:37 2020 No.22494249 >>22493228 >>22493882 How long did it take you to 100x your money this way?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 19:28:56 2020 No.22494267 >>22493228 Send some LINK to someone on biz lol. Just imagine if it was me lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 19:43:36 2020 No.22494537 >>22494249 honestly if youre careful about rug pulls you can probably 10X in two weeks just by stalking this feed for new listings

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 19:46:54 2020 No.22494609 >>22494537 How to avoid being rug pulled? Sorry for having too many questions.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 19:57:31 2020 No.22494793 Been out of the crypto game since 17, is this the new meme space for making money, saved up 30k, willing to part with 10k. Anyone got advice for a newbie?

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 20:09:33 2020 No.22494991

>>22493228
How did you find them, coingecko new releases?

A girlfriend? Be careful, it's 2020 anon
Getting a gf is easy. Take care of yourself, workout, style your hair and wear decent, fitting clothes. Then just talk to them as if they're friends with no intention of anything else. You'll find the ones that are interesting and might click that way. The PUA approach is too fake and demanding for me where you basically have to change who you are to get a date by being a jerk lol.
Just don't make any bad financial decisions down the road, like getting married, especially to the wrong person. Good luck anon.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 20:17:51 2020 No.22495119 >>22494609 watch new transactions, check the contract code, keep a check on the addresses that are holding, etc. its not too hard but if youre too greedy youll get rugged more easily >>22494991 see >>22493882

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 20:18:35 2020 No.22495132 >>22493228 just ordered a hoodie like that 1 hr ago, got inspired by mr robot, going all black hoodie, damn.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 20:41:56 2020 No.22495553 >>22495119 Thanks anon. How many x's do you normally get? And do you re-invest everything into something new after you exit?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 20:43:23 2020 No.22495579 >>22495119 >>22495553 pls respond. I have the same question

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 20:44:09 2020 No.22495605 >>22495119 How long are you usually in a position for?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 20:46:23 2020 No.22495643 >Wealthy >Gold digger Pick one.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 20:49:23 2020 No.22495696 File: 16 KB, 97x128, primordialteleporteralignswiththemoon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22493228 >i want a gf, what i do now buy a ukranian wife and get off the grid bro

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:28:12 2020 No.22496427

>>22495553
Xs are variable but like i said if youre not greedy and verify contracts/transactions/etc you can probably 10X your eth in 2 weeks

>>22495605
depends on the shitcoin, if more risky less time, if lots of attention and more hype than i can play it out longer and make much more if i catch it early, thats why that site has been so helpful for spotting early coins

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:36:36 2020 No.22496616 come to costa rica and start a crypto cult with me women here are all too horny for their own good come my friend come

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:45:03 2020 No.22496775 >>22496427 Do you have a way of finding the market cap or any info on the project this early? The link you have is awesome to see new releases, but I don't see any links to read up on it or tell the cap.

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:52:59 2020 No.22496948

>>22496775
the market cap is 'liquidity' in the case of uniswap, its the total amount of tokens in a pool (pair) times their value, so it is the same thing as a market cap. finding other information is usually hard on very new tokens cuz theyre not listed on coingecko yet

idk what other links that site is gunna add but they do make new updates very frequently, you can check on their discord they usually talk about all the shit theyre gunna add. click on that message icon in the top right of the site for the discord

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:55:12 2020 No.22496980 I started with a penny and am n ow worth 999999999999999 dollars XD i love tradeing the market to make alot of money its really fun i have 4 gf who show me their bobs im indian

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:55:27 2020 No.22496984 >>22496427 Have you encountered some tokens you can't approve for trading? I bought two, but "Approve X" does not work in Uniswap for them, therefore I can't sell them. Have I been scammed by buying tokens I can't sell?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 21:57:39 2020 No.22497020 >>22493228 DO NOT LET ANYONE KNOW OR THEY WILL BEG YOU FOR MONEY OR DO BAD THINGS TO YOU FOR MONEY PEOPLE WILL GOSSIP, IT IS THEIR NATURE MAKE SMALL IMPROVEMENTS TO YOUR LIFESTYLE, FOCUS ON YOUR HEALTH, AND BUY A NICE PROPERTY EVENTUALLY

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:26:30 2020 No.22497493

>>22493882
>see https://merv.tech/uniswap/new for this
>i just buy new shitcoins that don't look like total scams wait for the pump then pull out. the earlier you get in the more you can mak
what exactly to do you look for?

If you want a nice gf, get fit and go to church.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:28:09 2020 No.22497519 >>22496948 Thanks op. Back to girls. Don't take it too serious. And if you get rejected, dust off and move on to another fast. Don't take it heart like some guys and get scared to talk to them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:29:12 2020 No.22497539 >>22497493 This is probably the best advice on here yet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:30:12 2020 No.22497560 >>22493722 Kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:30:40 2020 No.22497570 File: 4 KB, 222x227, images (11).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I turned $400 into $500 and now it's $400 again.

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:32:24 2020 No.22497609

>>22497539
>This is probably the best advice on here yet.
a long time ago I had one of the worst years of my life and i got really fat because all I did was work and practically lived off fast food and im my car

I gained like 50 lbs, I felt ill.

A little later, when life seemed ok, I took a month off from work and did nothing but changed my diet, work out, etc. I lost like 20 lbs. I dropped the rest later because I changed my lifestyle too.

If that doesn't work, well, tren is pretty awesome and not that expensive

Anonymous Mon Sep 14 22:38:21 2020 No.22497720

>>22493228
Congratulations anon, I am happy to know that you are from a third world country just like me and made this money.
I managed to make 1000 starting with 1 eth when it was around 200, but I ended up losing almost everything in scams and panic selling.
I'm trying to recover at least 1000 again to go all in on some ICO.
You should use this money to work on your self-esteem and improve your family's quality of life. Before you fall in love with a girl, you must love yourself and help your family.
When you feel like a great person, then look for a girl.
If you do this now you will practically be looking for approval and project your problems on the girl.

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:04:30 2020 No.22498239 >>22493882 How can you tell which listings will pump?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:07:06 2020 No.22498285 >>22493882 Why are you posting this faggot?>>22493936

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:07:38 2020 No.22498298 >>22493228 Did you sold? If you haven't that not real money

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:21:04 2020 No.22498542 File: 19 KB, 394x131, 1599089451356.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>22493882 Waaait are you trying to shill your site that was just released a couple hours ago?

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:25:08 2020 No.22498605 >>22493882 delet

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:27:00 2020 No.22498632 >>22498542 >Waaait are you trying to shill your site that was just released a couple hours ago? fucking scammer OP will never get laid, much less have a gf or reproduce

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:27:54 2020 No.22498647 >>22493228 post trades

>>	Anonymous Mon Sep 14 23:56:59 2020 No.22499117 >>22497609 What is tren

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:07:29 2020 No.22499290 >>22493228 Can a former poor fag , teach a current poor fag? Any tips man? I don’t wanna go back to a wageslave, but I’m losing gains here

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:09:05 2020 No.22499326 >>22493882 Thank you anon. May the biz gods send you good karma along the way

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:11:19 2020 No.22499369 >>22493228 Anon you’re asking the blind to lead the blind

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 15 00:33:22 2020 No.22499714 Do your self a favor buy a bag of $Chart on Friday. Chart ex launching their coin and will be used by traders cuz chart ex is way better then all those other shit sites. Turn that 50k into 1million.

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