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22450531 No.22450531 [Reply] [Original]

At some point we have to realize that the cavalry isn't coming.

>> No.22450535

Thanks just sold 100k

>> No.22450536

>>22450531
KEK. The Normies bought our bags. My god, it's all a scam lol

>> No.22450545

This is the shittiest project to keep holding during the bull

Everything pumps, this shit dumps

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22450554

this is the blue chip of crypto. you'd have to be an idiot not to realize that.

>> No.22450614

The cavalry has literally been arriving nonstop for over a year. Like the door is open and they keep coming in. Forever and ever, like millions of them. The situation could not possibly be better under any circumstances

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22450638

Cavalry is gay.

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>>22450614
the fact that the former head of the RSA has been hired by Sergey should tell anyone everything they need to know.

>> No.22450691
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22450691

> be Ari Juels
> Tell weird philosophy student about an oracle problem and introduce him to your number cult
> "Remember the 42 and 216 goy"
> Tell him that muh tech can solve this problem
> "You can even put your name on this white paper I wrote, Sergey, I get enough credit"
> "You're a smart man Ari"
> Ask Sergey to put together a team of saps
> he meets Adelyn crying over some spelling contest at a local community college and Steve at the bus stop
> Thomas was a neet whose mom forced him to apply for part time work at the nail salon in front of Chainlink HQ
> Everyone else was (((recruited online organically through JIDF channels)))
> Jonny used to post exclusively on anonymous horse and stable coin forums
> "Here, Sergey, Chainlink will solve all the problems of the oracle"
> "Gee thanks Ari you're the best"
> 32 million solved Ari's oracle problem... at least for awhile
> Ari exploits backdoor in Chainlink code
> Tell Sergey
> Sergey is devastated
> Sergey spams "it's over" threads on /biz/
> "It's okay I have an idea"
> Sell Town Crier solution to Sergey "hey I was just working on this and thought you might like it :^)"
> A few more million solved Ari's oracle problem.... At least for awhile
> Ari exploits TC code through backdoor and informs Sergey
> Sergey is suicidal
> He begins spamming tranny porn on /biz/ in revenge
> "It's okay Sergey I've got a new solution to your oracle problem but we have to include my student in this scam I mean company"
> A few more million solves Ari's and Zhang's oracle problem"
Hook, Line, and Stinker

>> No.22450787

>>22450691
Started ok but got tldr. Try again and make it funnier

>> No.22450796

>just wait for staking bro
>just hold link for 19 years bro

It's all so tiresome..