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Ah, another day of "working from home" doing absolutely nothing

>> No.22411305

I wish I could work from home. Doing nothing at work is very tiring.

>> No.22411423

Until I feel guilty and get some work done

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>>22411221
kek same

>> No.22411462

>>22411423
>feeling guilty
lol

>> No.22411483

It used to be that way and it was glorious. Then I got this new administrator who’s a total cunt and now I’m working my ass off and micromanaged :(

>> No.22411501

>>22411221
time theft is still theft retard. you're exchanging your labor for money and not fulfilling your end of the bargain. you're literally stealing money from a company. if you worked for me I'd fire you in a heartbeat

>> No.22411526

Makes me wonder how ill ever be able to return to the office...Maybe I just won't - doing nothing but looking a /biz / pol / crypto charts during work has been excellent

>> No.22411535

>>22411501
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Employers get cucked. As an employee it's my duty to do as little work as possible without getting fired. Taking no risk and still getting paid. FUck employers.

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>>22411501
fuck you

>> No.22411557

>>22411462
dude I watched entire TV Shows while at "work" the past few months

>> No.22411576

>>22411501
kek boot licker

Point is to do your job but to the bare minimum, that way nobody will notice you aren't doing your work, in office you force yourself to look busy 8 hours a day when in reality, often your job just requires you to be there, in case something goes wrong or to fulfill certain duties

>time theft

A lot of people are paid for experience and expertise more so than time

>> No.22411586

>>22411501
most kosher post I've ever seen

>> No.22411592

>>22411501
Don't disrespect your employees and you have a chance at them actually working.

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>>22411501
this is elaborate and effective bait, but not enough to get me
I know that only a redditor could be so cucked as to feel bad for a large company

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22411599

took a 4 hour lunch yesterday

>> No.22411602

>>22411501
You are either the angry jew or wageplace cuck. Cant tell.either way go back in your cagie wagie

>> No.22411605

>>22411535
>>22411547
>>22411576
spotted the losers who will never go anywhere

>> No.22411613

>>22411221
Been working from home since March, there was a good month where I literally did nothing, and I mean nothing, I just sent a few emails to stall people while I did nothing, and I'm still employed.

>> No.22411662

>>22411501
NOOOOOOO NOT THE COMPANERINO NOT THE HECKIN GOOD BOI COMPANERINO. YOU CANT JUST STEAL FROM YOUR COMPANY. STEALING TIME FROM COMPANY BAD. NOOOO NOT THE HECKING GOOD BOI GOLDBERGERINO

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>>22411501
bootlicking scum

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22411729

Personally I love getting all this investing and business making experience on the company dime. Making triple a month what I did before covid because I can actually use my time.

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>>22411729
And I still get all the work done without much trouble, everyone's happy.

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22411800

Whenever I have to speak during online conferences, I started taking all my talking points and reducing them to 1 line phrases and ending with "simple as". It's a yuge success.

I also started ending all my emails with t.
>t.
>anon

mfw a contractor replied to me also using t. Got a kek out of that.

>> No.22411825

Buy some $YEET!
www.yeet.dance

>> No.22411832

>>22411221

I feel like it was easier to get away with doing nothing at work. Working from home has had me busy as fuck.

>> No.22411959

>>22411605
Keep thinking hard work will actually be rewarded lmao

>> No.22411985

>>22411800
Based

>> No.22412007

>>22411535
BASED

>> No.22412033

>>22411501
Their employers are dumb. When I was forced to let my wagies work from home, I hired a lawyer and made them sign an agreement to accept time tracking software with screenshots and activity recordings on their PC/Laptop.

>> No.22412065

>>22411800

Holy shit, I may add .t to my work email signature. So badass.

>> No.22412090

>>22411535
Ummm based?

>> No.22412096

>>22411780

Dude holy shit just kill the fish and freeze them dont torture the poor things by making them breathe your filthy bathwater

>> No.22412099

>>22412033
pathetic

>> No.22412116

>>22411501
oy
>>22411605
vey

>> No.22412143

>>22412065

What does the t stand for or is it just from dolan meme

>> No.22412144

I think the biggest mistake a boss can do is praise me.
As soon as I'm praised I start slacking off. The other day I was given a task (writing a bot that consumes data and feeds a database) and delivered in 2 days, was praised a lot, now I take my time and deliver in 1 week or more even though it's simple shit. They should've said nothing and given me a bonus.

>> No.22412146

>>22412099
You ain't jerking off on my tab wagie. Productivity has never been all time high.
What are you gonna do quit? HAHAHAHA, there are people begging for work atm ready to replace you.

>> No.22412206

>>22412033
>>22412146
BASED

>> No.22412226

>>22411501
Cucked and Bezos-pilled

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>>22411501
>time theft is still theft retard. you're exchanging your labor for money and not fulfilling your end of the bargain. you're literally stealing money from a company. if you worked for me I'd fire you in a heartbeat

>> No.22412279

>>22412146
sad but true, I got laid off in April, been applying for jobs for literally 4 months, every job 500-1000 applicants. Finally got a job last week, but dear god this was painful

>> No.22412299

>>22411729
>>22411780
The Jew fears the bathroom fish farmer

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>>22411501
Lmao stay mad you cuck

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>>22411221
Yesterday I actually had to sit in on a conference call with a client. Spent the entire time not saying anything, browsing /biz/ and taking no notes.

>> No.22412432

I did this and it worked until my manager found out I wasn't doing any work and fired me

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>>22412096
They are being destined shortly for death, just like you wagie, is that why you get so upset?

>> No.22412509

>>22412432
Good lord, do people actually believe we do "nothing"? I get tasks, and I complete the tasks estimated for a day in a few hours or less and piss off the rest of the day.

ur doing it wrong dipshit

>> No.22412511

>>22411576
>A lot of people are paid for experience and expertise more so than time
this is especially true in tech. as a dev, most of my tasks end up being boring things that I've already done before and so I do them slowly and take my time. however, if someone on my team needs advice on how to solve certain tasks, then I'm always there to help them out because that's the most visible and least involved way you I can provide value in the company. prob gonna quit when my contract ends anyways to go into crypto full time

>> No.22412517

>>22412432
How did he find out kek

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>>22411221
Same

>> No.22412552

>>22412143

For me, sincerely or regards. Kind of like a closing to a letter or something.

For example:

Blah blah blah.

Sincerely,

Anon.

>> No.22412558

>>22412432
you have to do the minimum to have something to say on the daily standup, rookie

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>>22412143
A bit of meme history for you, its Finnish and got popular on KC-/int/ back in like 2012 during the Great Spürdö wars. It stands for Tärrävässennön or something, basically "Regards"

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>>22411800
I can't believe you, but I honestly wish that was true.

>> No.22412579

>>22412511
The hardest part about development is figuring out what the fuck the "business language" is supposed to mean.

>> No.22412611
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>>22411221
I'm getting paranoid that they're watching my screen bros, it can't be this comfy can it?

>> No.22412619

>>22412558
BASED and covert wage slave pilled

>> No.22412677

>>22412579
in my case it's pretty easy since I work at a large company with a huge tech division so I get very detailed implementation plans with little room for interpretation. but then they end up getting changed without proper communication and it turns into a shitshow. I think going into blockchain/sc dev is the way to go for actually interesting work but I would imagine the competition is tough

>> No.22412678

>>22412511
That's why you go into research or engineering. Any pleb with a degree can be a code monkey, you get paid the big bucks for coming up with the solution and architecture and being the only one who knows how it works.

>t. yuropoor in R&D who gets north of €100k p/a for 4 hours of work a week.

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>>22411221
>be me
>live with rich parents 100% free
>freelance as a private teacher
>teach with laptop while lying on the bed all day, 6 days a week
>make almost 3x more than the state's minimum wage
>dumping all of my hard-earned money into crypto
waiting for the 2021 golden bull run. Life is so comfy

>> No.22412713

>>22411501
Seething

>> No.22412738

>>22412143
Terevesin

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>>22412566
uuuh ok, Anon, Hello. Can you bring us up to speed on the uhh -
>YEH YEH! (too close to microphone)
>All Roit...
>Finish't project 1
>'Ad a look at project 2
>Called back Rasheed
>Scheduled the Needful
>Reviewed Slide Deck
>Changed Sloid 7
>(its not wrong I just don't loik it)
>Submi''ed Pay Roll
>Finished me Region Tasker
>Simple As

...wow.. ok.. well anon.. I appreciate your brevity. Let's touch base on that next again week.

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>>22411221

I spent my time WFH playing call of duty and getting high on dispensary bud every day

Quit my job after doing almost nothing for 5 months to take a pay raise in another city

God I love software engineering

>> No.22412820

>>22411221
Based.

I used to work really hard. Then my work had 10+ calls talking about diversity, and apologizing for having too many white leaders, and that we still have a long way to go. That signaled to me that they won’t promote me based on merit but actively discriminate against me. So now I do almost no work, stop answering people’s emails, and just work on my own projects, while still getting paid.

>> No.22412881

>>22411800
>>22412778
extremely based

>> No.22412902

>>22412497
I'm not a wagie, self employed with buckets of passive income

I just don't want the poor things to suffer cause I have a fish tank so I care about fish

>> No.22412955

>>22411221
It's nice having managers that trust me a lot, and are super hands off. They don't care what I do as long as I meet deadlines. Getting paid to browse /biz/ is wonderful.

>> No.22413002

>>22412146
>What are you gonna do quit? HAHAHAHA
>>22412279
Naw. I'mma get fired and collect lol

Then I'm going to hit up my daily inbox full of software engineering recruiters and get into a place that pays me more to NOT get monitored

>> No.22413022

>>22412365
>Yesterday I actually had to sit in on a conference call with a client. Spent the entire time not saying anything, browsing /biz/ and taking no notes.

What's your title? Some sort of sales or support?

>> No.22413044

>>22412558
>you have to do the minimum to have something to say on the daily standup, rookie
Minimum daily standuppers UNITE!

>> No.22413076

>>22412517
I was assigned a project that always gets put on the backburner when the website is on fire. nobody even noticed I was there during standup. so I started going out on weekdays running, hiking, fucking women, fishing, etc. nobody noticed for months and then I got an email from my manager about a check in and I didn't reply. I got an email a day later about my termination notice.
No regrets

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why yes, i do masturbate multiple times a day while "working" from home, how could you tell?

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>>22411501
>>22411605
I get paid 70k a year to sit on morning standups and show my face on calls with pajeets while playing videogames FUCK you boomer

AND I'm getting a raise to 100k in january

>> No.22413103

>>22412677
>in my case it's pretty easy since I work at a large company with a huge tech division so I get very detailed implementation plans with little room for interpretation. but then they end up getting changed without proper communication and it turns into a shitshow. I think going into blockchain/sc dev is the way to go for actually interesting work but I would imagine the competition is tough

Sorry what is "sc"?

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>>22412794
Incredibly based

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>>22412820
This right here. Once you realise that hard work will NOT pay off, there's literally no reason to do more than the bear minimum

>> No.22413430

>>22413103
smart contract

>> No.22413440

>>22411221
Truly a blessed day, edited some documents and now I’m watching the boys new episode.

>> No.22413453

>>22413150
Yup. Our politicians and corporations have done nothing but stab hard working Americans in the back for the past couple years. So fuck them. Don’t work hard.

>> No.22413491

>>22411501
>you're literally stealing money from a company.
Yes

>> No.22413502

>>22411221
Trade Chad here.

>> No.22413590

>>22413430
>smart contract
Thanks for clarifying.

Ya solidity dev is probably what I'll get into if I at least semi-make it in a golden bull run

Just travel around, workout, learn to read and write smart contracts.