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My renters are fucking broke and haven't paid their rent since April. /biz/ told me renting out property would be easy money!!

>> No.22403803

I love watching landcucks seethe on social media

>> No.22403840

>>22403778

At least you didn't decide to leverage your income and gamble on ever increasing housing prices?

>> No.22403846

>>22403840
or did he

>> No.22403847

>>22403803
>social media

>> No.22403850

>>22403778
fucking evict their ass retard

>> No.22403875

If they're poor they probably smoke. Use a cigarette to burn down the home with them in it and collect the insurance money.

>> No.22403889

>>22403875
that works only in minecraft

>> No.22403898

>>22403875
they ain't poor if they're smoking. they're just smoking their riches away

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>>22403778
>he fell for the real estate meme
>he didnt just buy chainlink at $0.15 and be up 100x in 3 years

>> No.22403914

>>22403875
>>22403889
put a bucket of lava next to their home in minecraft

>> No.22404483

>>22403898

Hello are you new to this world? Poor people smoke cigarettes because they make shitty financial decisions. Rich people do not smoke cigarettes or buy lottery tickets.

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22404691

no risk, no reward

>> No.22404912

ay yo dis nigga on the teevee ses we aint gotsta pay rent no mo!

>> No.22404952

>>22403778
Try living in an actual functioning country and don’t rent out to shitskins
it’s not that hard

>> No.22404973

>>22403778
> buying property
> not going all in on crypto
fucking boomers will never learn and stay poor

>> No.22404982 [DELETED] 

Just have $YEET pay your rent for you

>> No.22404983 [DELETED] 

Just buy $YEET instead. ICO ends in 36 hours. www.yeet.dance

>> No.22404990

>>22403778
Sell it and buy REITs

>> No.22405549 [DELETED] 

>>22403778
well give them this link https://getzencash.free.hr/faucet they will have money ready when it reaches 3-4 digits

>> No.22405625

kys landcuck

>> No.22406208

2 houses, 3 incomes - comfy renting to white australian’s.
However also a rentcuck in a dogshit 1bed’r in a major city and want to kms

>> No.22406226

sign up to one of these rent-collection agencies. for like a 10% cut they guarantee you your money every month, they pay it to you out of their own cash, and then they pursue the tenant themselves. avoids a trillion headaches.

>> No.22406229

>>22403778
Imagine your landlord being a weeb faggot

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>>22403778
Not sure what part of the world you're in but here in the US I own 3 rental properties and I rent them out to Section 8 tenants and have a property manager take care of business for 10% fee. I literally sit back and collect $1450 every month, month after month guaranteed by the full faith and credit of USA Welfare.

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22406273

Landlord from Greece checkin in.

Currently renting 3 apartments, 1 apartment I own 50% and 1 store.

The biggest investment you can make is finding good renters, OP.

Make sure they have stable jobs like wagecucking. And you ll be fine.

Also XSN holder

in 3 months Ill be renting my appartment (Masternode) and NEETS (DEX users) will be my renters.

Feels good men.

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>>22403778
Perhaps this could be something for you fren

>> No.22406349

>>22406341
See
>>22403767

>> No.22407110

>>22403803
>>22405625
stay mad renthogs

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22407136

I'm looking for a flat and I'm just laughing at how desperate landcucks are.

>> No.22407137

>>22406273
Shoot me an e-mail aderfe, I think we can learn a lot from each other

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>>22406273
No you don't. Cope poorfag, and stop buying scam coins.

>> No.22407330

>>22406273
I unironically want to go 50% in on xsn, however I think I’ll become single and lose all my shit

>> No.22407347

>>22403778
welcome to risk assets, motherfucker

>> No.22407399

>>22407136
for renting out to you

>> No.22407412

Have you ever thought that people buying land just to rent cuck others isnt why its there? Buy one for yourself, upgrade when reasonable, thank me later

>> No.22407904

>>22407136
>File: 2015-01-28
Been holding onto that for while eh?

>> No.22407948

>>22403778
Refinance for the full amount-use amount of equity to pay expenses, make sure you can claim a loss on your taxes.

>> No.22407962

>>22406341
Moving to future Islamic fundamentalist country

>> No.22408521

>>22403803
Based and cringepilled

>> No.22408950

Cheap property is fine, you just need better tenant screening and to not buy property in places with tenant protection laws.

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>>22403778
Good. A society full of renters is fucking retarded. S.

>> No.22409056

>>22403875
Ozone machine will get rid of smells

>> No.22409139

>read financially independent sub reddit for my country
>real estate has a lower passive income according to them than investing in stocks and this has been proven by many researchers

Fuck mang would rather rent out houses with a rental agency in between than switch from crypto to stocks. Am I being a brainlet?

>> No.22409581

>>22403778
>he doesn’t do short term rentals
Ngmi anon

>> No.22409722

>>22403778
>buying cheap property
yeah, that's your mistake. if you aren't able to rent property to middle class and above then it's not worth it. with low/working class renters you have to worry about them not paying you and/or destroying your property.

>> No.22409821

>>22406254
>section 8 tenants
bro..... when was the last time you saw the inside of those properties? expect to be paying many thousands of dollars in repairs and cleaning fees once they move out

>> No.22409882

>>22403875
I always have to remember this is the way landlords think about people like me which is why I never hold back. I openly urinate all over the property, the walls, peoples doors. Throw trash at the entrances. I've even defecated a few times around the place at night so I didn't get caught. I'm now in the process of building a chicken coop in doors and allowing them to fester and die right before I leave without paying my rent.

>> No.22410108

>>22403778
> renting to strangers
that's a big noperoo from me, yikes

>> No.22410479

it happens anon.
Bought my first spot the other year and one of my tenants didn't pay me for a year then bounced leaving the place a mess.
You live and you learn. Make sure you always have liquid funds ready to go at any time for this reason. Once you get a few houses and some experience things will get better.

>> No.22411274

>>22409882
Have sex

>> No.22411330

>>22409882
live it up anon, this is your peak existance.

>> No.22411978

>>22411274
bend over

>> No.22412041

Buy $YEET
www.yeet.dance
It’ll help I promise

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>>22409139
pay $200,000 for a place and rent it out for around $1000-$1500 a month while dealing with maintenance
Or for $200,000 you can get 12% annual returns in stable coins so around $2,000 a month with no effort on your part

>> No.22413140

>>22403778
Hahahaha stupid faggot, now you're going to default on your loans, kiss your money and property good bye bitch!