/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.22389060]

1990s Nickelodeon edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/virginity/

>Free Charts
http://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://wallmine.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/
https://www.msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
https://fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
https://pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed) (embed)

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.koyfin.com/

>>22387131

[Anonymous No.22389107]

fomo'd into SQQQ, have fun bulls

[Anonymous No.22389109]

I am down 500$ now.
I cant stand this anymore

[Anonymous No.22389121]

Bonjour.

[Anonymous No.22389169]

[Anonymous No.22389170]

>>22389109
You're not down until you sell

[Anonymous No.22389210]

-6% today, but still up 30% for the week so idc. NKLA has no way to refute the mountain of evidence Hindenburg dumped on them so my puts will print while the horse takes a break

[Anonymous No.22389219]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22389245]

>>22389219
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22389249]

>>22389219
This is what I get for paying taxes.

[Anonymous No.22389254]

Will PTON shit the bed?

[Anonymous No.22389261]

>>22389060
Motherfucker either the other OP needs to start linking his shit or (You) need to start searching the catalogue for 'smg' before posting

[Anonymous No.22389275]

45% DAL, 14.55% DIS, 13.47% T, SWTSX 13.37%, KO 3.20%, AAPL 3.08%, 7.88% rest

[Anonymous No.22389277]

WILL THIS PAIN EVER END

[Anonymous No.22389288]

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22389301]

uhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.22389333]

FUCKING LINE GO UP
STOP BEING RED LINE BECOME GREEN LINE
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22389368]

>>22389060
Do brain dead celebrities and trust fund kids buy stocks too?

Like some investor just tells them what to buy and they invest chunks of money to avoid paying taxes on it and then make more?

[Anonymous No.22389407]

>>22389277
>>22389333
What the hell did you retards do buy Tesla at ath or just buying useless stocks?

Just wait for a dip in a big tech stock then buy it and forget it’s even there. Obviously gambling isn’t good for you

[Anonymous No.22389409]

>tfw I sold everything last Thursday
Feels good

[Anonymous No.22389413]

SQQQ CHADS ASSEMBLE
OUR TIME HAS COME\

[Anonymous No.22389417]

this day was supposed to be green

[Anonymous No.22389423]

>>22389368
They have money managers whose whole job is to invest in such a way as to maximize gains and minimize taxes.

[Anonymous No.22389448]

>>22389413
REPORTING IN
100% OF MY LUNCH MONEY ON SQQQ
WAT DO NAO SIR?

[Anonymous No.22389455]

>>22389423
God I wish I was fucking rich. Is it usually stocks these people buy?

[Anonymous No.22389457]

[Anonymous No.22389460]

guys what happens to my GME calls if ryan cohen offers to buy the whole thing

[Anonymous No.22389461]

>>22389407
AAPL and SPY are reaming me

[Anonymous No.22389490]

>>22389060
I got my first hard-on from that Melissa Joan Heart. Good times.

[Anonymous No.22389521]

>>22389461
Spxu to at least 30

[Anonymous No.22389534]

Glad I got out of tech for the time being.

[Anonymous No.22389546]

>>22389455
Some, also real estate and business opportunities.

[Anonymous No.22389554]

>Bought FNDG At the beginning of the week
Time to get revenge for selling FNGU at 50$

[Anonymous No.22389585]

I sold my tech funds. Its time.

[Anonymous No.22389590]

>>22389534
Tesla is the only one that did bad and it bounced right back up lol

[Anonymous No.22389609]

>>22389490
Based fellow boomer (mine was Jenny McCarthy)

[Anonymous No.22389664]

>>22389060
Youre at least 34 if you've watched the roundhouse.

[Anonymous No.22389666]

>>22389609
Move aside boomers, mine was Lucy Lawless in Xena

[Anonymous No.22389688]

Gonna hold on to me Apple till I die. Enjoy epic stock splits along the way (5 assuming 1 every 10 years)

[Anonymous No.22389699]

>>22389585
Wait is tech really shitty right now I’m stupid I just bought a lot

[Anonymous No.22389700]

>>22389407
>b-buy the dip!
WELL GIVE ME MONEY THEN YOU RETARD TO BUY THAT DIP CUZ I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING LEFT

[Anonymous No.22389731]

Big vaccines coming, incredible

[Anonymous No.22389752]

>>22389699
We entered a down cycle. Did you think stocks only go up?

[Anonymous No.22389770]

ahhhhh

[Anonymous No.22389773]

>>22389700
What did you buy

>>22389752
Y-yes

[Anonymous No.22389774]

>>22389664
Yea, you're on 4chan, this is a place for autistic failure millenials, the zoomers are just our guests, you just realized that?

[Anonymous No.22389779]

I blew several loads to both chicks in Xena, Melissa joan hart and jenny McCarthy, Pamela anderson and cindy crawford. Hell the first thing I did when I got internet in the late 90's was hit up Nude Raider.com.

[Anonymous No.22389786]

>>22389699
I bought too
I hoped that today would be green. now I am scared

[Anonymous No.22389785]

>>22389688
just accumulating more every day. Sell covered calls, buy more apple. Wheel if necessary. Repeat until I own every apple share in the world

[Anonymous No.22389794]

>>22389731
lmao

[Anonymous No.22389795]

>>22389219
There is no such thing as a loss, just a learning opportunity.

[Anonymous No.22389819]

Quick, all in on TQQQ or SQQQ

[Anonymous No.22389831]

>>22389664
>Not being a 30 yr old boomer
I hope nobody in this thread was born after 1991

[Anonymous No.22389833]

>>22389107
Welcome, fren. Embrace destruction. Embrace chaos.

[Anonymous No.22389834]

>>22389819
T

[Anonymous No.22389855]

>>22389688
I sold. I expect it to settle around $108, then buy back in.
This month seems bad for tech, though, so I'm spooked. So much social unrest, fires roasting the west, and no stimulus in sight. All of this means fewer people spending their time and money on phones playing gacha and shit.

[Anonymous No.22389863]

POWER QUARTER HOUR IS HERE LIKE I TOLD YOU

[Anonymous No.22389883]

If I buy options and I hit the number before the option expires am I still allowed to cash out? Or do I have to wait until the expiration date to sell and wherever that stock is sitting on that date is what I get?

[Anonymous No.22389885]

>>22389819
sqqq at the end of market hours. its still dropping

[Anonymous No.22389891]

>>22389455
A lot of them get ripped off horrifically though. The only person you can ever trust is yourself.

https://www.investopedia.com/financial-edge/0312/why-athletes-go-broke.aspx

[Anonymous No.22389892]

Bought calls at the top and bought puts at the bottom

[Anonymous No.22389903]

>>22389770

[Anonymous No.22389909]

HOLDIE WHAT WILL YOU DO?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22389910]

I'm fucking pissed off.

[Anonymous No.22389931]

>>22389786
I bought after the red but who knows. I don’t think it’s going to drop massively.

Type your stock names into this channel: https://m.youtube.com/channel/UC7r4-nZ4icT8SIcnisXFSHQ

He seems to be right about a lot of shit and he’s big on tech stocks

[Anonymous No.22389940]

Is Nikola going to be the next meme stock. I can't get a decent meme reading on it

[Anonymous No.22389958]

THE MOUSE WILL SURVIVE

[Anonymous No.22389961]

>>22389883
u sell them whenever u want

u can abandon ship any time

[Anonymous No.22389975]

>>22389891
I’m kinda retarded and new but couldn’t these guys just buy stocks like amazon Apple and google and just be on a train to steady slow money

[Anonymous No.22389989]

Calls are fuk. I’m switching to buying shares moving forward, what stock cheapies should I buy during the toilet party next week? I’m thinking TQQQ, BHLB, Palantir, and WKHS if it dips.

>Inb4 he bought GME

[Anonymous No.22389993]

>>22389891
Wow this article is racist, whitesplaining not to spend your money on gold hubcaps and entire mansions full of shoes

[Anonymous No.22390001]

>>22389664
Can confirm. I’m 31 and watched Nick religiously and neither me or my wife remember watching “The Roundhouse”

[Anonymous No.22390005]

>>22389219
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22390008]

>>22389795
capped, frend

[Anonymous No.22390025]

>>22389993

[Anonymous No.22390029]

>>22389891
The majority of them are stupid fucks who aren't as talented as guys like Michael Jordan who capitalize on their own personal brand or guys like Peyton Manning who just enjoy their paydays and do basic ad gigs on the side.

[Anonymous No.22390033]

Is my poop normal? All ive eaten for two days is steak and vodka

[Anonymous No.22390035]

>>22389819
SQQQ

This is the real market we avoided for six months.

[Anonymous No.22390047]

I still believe in GME.
Partly because i'm delusional, buy Cohen doesn't just throw millions at companies that are about to go down to see whether it sticks.
Going to hold until november.

[Anonymous No.22390049]

111 aapl is 444 before split
aka still overvalued as a motherfucker

Sad that fagman takes my boomer stocks with it tho

[Anonymous No.22390050]

>>22389989
nows the time to buy GME i wish i could buy more but my robinhood account is completely blocked because im retarded

[Anonymous No.22390057]

>>22389219
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22390059]

>>22390033
Yeah, it looks like that because of the alcohol.

[Anonymous No.22390067]

>>22389989
Yeah that GME call shit hurt brah, luckily I made back half that loss on Horse puts already.

[Anonymous No.22390069]

>>22390033
Take some Metamucil. Also, drink water.

[Anonymous No.22390073]

>>22390050
GME is worth 3 dollars a share

[Anonymous No.22390082]

>>22390033
you cannot eat vodka, Boris

[Anonymous No.22390114]

WS is fucked right now. The rug is being pulled. Is this it bros?

[Anonymous No.22390116]

>>22390082
Never had vodka jelly?

[Anonymous No.22390126]

>>22390073
if ur a memer.

this ryan cohen guy is gonna do a tender offer he wants us OUT quick before the squeezening happens

[Anonymous No.22390138]

Would it be dumb to buy stock and buy a call in something you believe in? what if you knew for a fact that it was going to rise? There would be no reason not to, right?

[Anonymous No.22390146]

>>22390116
No
Sounds horrible

[Anonymous No.22390152]

>>22389910
Why is that Baggie

[Anonymous No.22390153]

Airline continues to give zero fuck about the indexes. Interesting. Still holding.

[Anonymous No.22390157]

>>22389883
On fidelity you just buy the opposite for strike and date. If you bought to open a call at $10 to close 10/8 , you sell to close a put with the same strike and date.

[Anonymous No.22390160]

>>22390050
GME is fucking trash the fact that this board is filled with "gamers" that unironically think GME is a good investment blows my fucking mind

[Anonymous No.22390168]

just bought $600 worth of stocks in Apple and Microsoft

Is this retarded or good

[Anonymous No.22390173]

>>22389975
Yes, but that apparently isn't as obvious as one might think

[Anonymous No.22390183]

>>22389892
Bollinger bands on the week or month. Buy calls when we are out of the bottom of the BB.

[Anonymous No.22390190]

>>22390138
Cost average. Why indexes sell off like this the selling becomes somewhat indescriminate. Meaning stuff that shouldn't be sold is anyway because people are fleeing to cash.

[Anonymous No.22390194]

>>22390168
only buy in multiples of 100 for options purposes, use an ETF especially if you're buying two of the largest companies on Earth if for whatever reason you cannot afford 100 shares

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22390197]

>>22390152
becuase I hurt my self.

[Anonymous No.22390200]

>>22390168
Since it's only $600 it probably doesn't matter either way, sorry to say

[Anonymous No.22390203]

>>22390168

[Anonymous No.22390205]

>>22390160
At best, it's only good for one last glory pump with the new consoles. Within this decade, brick & mortar game stores might die out.

[Anonymous No.22390209]

>>22390160
It's not, it's like 2 or 3 guys trying really hard to convince everyone that it's a good idea. It might even just be the same one guy that posted his blog and started the whole thing, because they always post KPop or anime to get people to look at their posts about G*E

[Anonymous No.22390217]

>>22390138
A lot of the people buy options, they don't even know anything about stocks and lose all their money. Master the buying and selling of stocks. Options shouldn't be more than 10% of a portfolio.

[Anonymous No.22390222]

>>22390138
you don't (can't) know for a fact though. you just believe. If you believe in the company long term, buy the stock. Short term gamble, buy the call.

[Anonymous No.22390232]

>>22389975
Slow and steady profits take forever I wanna 10x NOW

[Anonymous No.22390236]

>>22390146
It’s absolute ass. Actually all alcohol is. Just smoke weed and take pills.

[Anonymous No.22390269]

AAAAAAAAHH I BOUGHT THIS MORNING AND CHECKED THE STOCKS NOW WHAT SHOULD I DO?

[Anonymous No.22390270]

Reason most of those well paid mega stars go broke is due to one simple thing: To many people with the hands out. By the time you add in the cook, the butler, the nanny, the driver, the secretary/publicist/manager, the financial advisor and just plain old everyday expenses that mega star ain't got jack shit. Hell most of them get a damn allowance set by the financial advisor for "whatever" each month.

[Anonymous No.22390279]

>>22390168
If you plan on keeping them, you can buy them whenever

[Anonymous No.22390283]

By 2022 drugs will replace the USD as the most stable form of currency
From nitrates for chest pain to viagra to lipitor and heroin the trade of drugs will be so common place that you can trade them for basic necessities like groceries or gasoline.

[Anonymous No.22390287]

>>22389219
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22390289]

Im green now

[Anonymous No.22390313]

>>22390200
I know I’m just slowly buying into dips I just wanna get in

[Anonymous No.22390316]

>>22390270
it's definately better to be rich if no one has any clue that you're rich

[Anonymous No.22390318]

>>22390146
What about vodka infused watermelon?
It's good

[Anonymous No.22390344]

>>22390283
Ameros will replace North American dollars and pesos.

[Anonymous No.22390354]

>>22390222
and I understand that nothing is certain especially with stocks but to humor a hypothetical, If you actually knew that it was going to raise. fuck it lets say you went in a time machine back in time when amazon was real low. You invest stock in it. you literally KNOW its going up. No reason NOT to put in a call, right??

[Anonymous No.22390355]

>>22390232
This mindset leads to reckless gambles and loss on average. Maybe you hit the moonshot but you don't sell until it's clearly over because you're greedy holding out fir more. Half the stuff you buy in expectation if moonshot goes the opposite way on you. If you wanna gamble just buy otm calls on blue chips/indexes. That is better odds (but still gambling).

[Anonymous No.22390361]

>-7.5%
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL

[Anonymous No.22390365]

>>22390279
Yeah that’s what I’m doing. I have money just sitting in the bank and I figured it would be better in the stocks I would like the option to pull out not anytime soon tho just to buy shit if I need to

[Anonymous No.22390375]

>>22389554
I’m holding 1000 shares.

[Anonymous No.22390403]

>>22390160
$GME
upcoming catalysts:
Sep-20 new app launch with integration to powerUp rewards.
Sep-20 new financing/payment plan/leasing options for customers buying products at GameStop.
Sep-20 pre-orders open for new PS5 and Xbox Series X and media hype follows
Sep-20 possible new filings of additional purchases by either Cohen or Hestia/Permit
Between Sep-20 and Mar-21 full debt redemption of the 2021 bonds (198m) as announced on yesterday’s cc.
Oct-20 launch of Mario Carts (physical accessories concept playing augmented /games in own living room)
Nov-20 release of the new consoles (will be gigantic for holiday season coming).
Nov20-dec20 Huge triple A titles releases for the new consoles (and old)
Q1-21 Release or Switch

[REST IN PISS MY GAINS No.22390421]

Ich muss durch den Monsun
Hinter die Welt
Ans Ende der Zeit
Bis kein Regen mehr fällt
Gegen den Sturm
Am Abgrund entlang
Und wenn ich nich' mehr kann, denk' ich daran
Irgendwann laufen wir zusammen
Durch den Monsun
Dann wird alles gut

[Anonymous No.22390436]

i forgot to sell tesla because i went to poop and was dristracted

[Anonymous No.22390449]

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down 2.40%, ouchies! My power came back on half an hour ago, I'm back! I kinda wish it stayed off, I had a wonderful time doing a kind of "dark retreat", staying up all night reading books by literal candlelight kekkies. No idea what's happened in my absence, gonna be reading a lot of charts tonite.

[Anonymous No.22390451]

>>22390403
based

[Anonymous No.22390452]

>red day
>not buying horse calls
ishygddt

[Anonymous No.22390464]

>>22390449
I am financially ok

[Anonymous No.22390490]

>>22390449
you aren't the real dingposter

[Anonymous No.22390504]

>>22390464
jesus

[Anonymous No.22390522]

>>22390490
dingposter roped themselves I think, someone said they were taking over their place

[Anonymous No.22390540]

>>22390449
What part of SLC dontou live in dingbro?

[Anonymous No.22390544]

>>22390449
-0.3%. Jets, pall, and ko all mild red. Stupid dollar doing stupid rally. Pall would have been green if not for that. Beating the index handily though. 50% cash ready to go wherever and whenever the getting is good.

[Anonymous No.22390570]

The apple wall of $110 remains strong. Keep buying my calls please.

[Anonymous No.22390581]

>>22390522
Real ding poster always says where he's going to eat tonight. I also miss lunchbro and of course g...go..gpro

[Anonymous No.22390584]

Got a thousand dollar bonus from work. What do I spend it on?

[Anonymous No.22390595]

>Tyson Foods (TSN, +5%) is the one of the best-performing stocks in the S&P 500, and Pilgrim's Pride (PPC, +4.75%) is rising as a swine flu is diagnosed in Germany, Europe's top pork producer.
>As a meat alternative, Beyond Meat (BYND, +7.5%) is rallying.
>Lean hogs futures (LH1:COM, +4.9%) are also climbing sharply.

You thought lean hog futures were a motherfucking joke?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.22390596]

>>22390584
crack cocaine

[Anonymous No.22390599]

>>22390522
Sad, many such cases.

[None !UgWA6MCN8M No.22390604]

>>22390449
+77.55% today

[Anonymous No.22390608]

Tomorrow is gonna be green for sure

[Anonymous No.22390607]

>>22390581
>gpro
:(

[Anonymous No.22390612]

>>22390449
Great day. Didn't expect that big of a pullback.

[Anonymous No.22390628]

>>22390596
Pretty based

[Anonymous No.22390640]

>>22390612
Is that buying shares or contracts?

[Anonymous No.22390641]

let's see that NVDA after hour price

[Anonymous No.22390643]

>>22390612
>>22390604
Larp

[Anonymous No.22390646]

>>22390464
As a 3rd worlder that earns 300$ per month im pretty jelly not gonna lie

[Anonymous No.22390656]

>>22390449

Up 2% sketchy day tho

[Anonymous No.22390668]

Im about to filter GME.

[None !UgWA6MCN8M No.22390674]

>>22390643
SQQQ calls

[Anonymous No.22390681]

>>22390490
>>22390522
>>22390581
It's true @_@
>>22390540
Downtown pls no doxxy

[Anonymous No.22390695]

I have $27.50 sqqq calls due tomorrow on RH. Should I exercise early? Or do I lose my investment? When does RH auto-exercise/auto-sell?

[Anonymous No.22390698]

>>22390595
Meatchads ascendant

[Anonymous No.22390699]

>>22390640
ITM puts.

[Anonymous No.22390703]

>>22390595
How much of that image is just memes and how much of it is actually useful stuff for retards in here trying to be less retarded

[Anonymous No.22390705]

>>22390608
how come?

[Anonymous No.22390707]

BILI still going down.
Anime should be immune to corona.

[Anonymous No.22390708]

>>22390449

-1%; Hedged against GME taking a shit overnight during the call or else my portfolio would've just taken a bigger dump. Would've been up if it held flat.

[Anonymous No.22390713]

That trump presser was a fucking disaster.

[Anonymous No.22390734]

>>22390449
Down 6%. 25% for the last 2 weeks. Shits not looking good and Im out of funds to buy any further dips.

[Anonymous No.22390733]

>>22390705
Cause my magic 8 ball is never wrong

[Anonymous No.22390737]

>>22390449
up like $8

[Anonymous No.22390738]

>>22390695
they dont unless you get assigned. your calls with expire worthless and you lose your investment. sell them if anyone is buying.

[Anonymous No.22390743]

>>22390713
The media doesn't wish to inform the public and ask questions that could help people, they want their 15 seconds of clout.

[Anonymous No.22390748]

CANT WAKE UP

[Anonymous No.22390753]

>>22390464
Fuuuuck.
I'm you two years ago. How can I be you now?

[Anonymous No.22390754]

>>22390713
I stopped watching after the journalists started asking questions cuz I figured it'd be the same back and forth for sound clips as usual. Did they ask anything actually good or just 'Hurr durr why are you so bad, bad man?'

[Anonymous No.22390764]

>>22390713
What happened

[Anonymous No.22390773]

>>22390748

[Anonymous No.22390776]

>>22390713
You expect a presser to be good when journalism is fucking trash these days?

[Anonymous No.22390781]

>>22390748
you had cash in your account slowly earning interest and you put it all in big tech, right?

[Anonymous No.22390782]

>>22390713
What happened?

[Anonymous No.22390784]

fucks sake not only did the pound dip but everything else did too, I was gonna get a VR headset this month but now I have to buy the dip if this keeps up tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.22390791]

>>22390681
What the fuck you live in SLC? Check your privilege.
Some of us are stuck in utah county.

[Anonymous No.22390796]

>>22390748
i did that on purpose in early august i have anger issues against myself where ill lose like a few thousand doing something stupid i shouldnt be doing\

then ill be like FUCK THIS i HAVE TO GET IT BACK NOW!

and then the rest is history i ruin my life

[Anonymous No.22390807]

Can I have my money back soon $7000 is a lot of money

[Anonymous No.22390816]

>>22390449
I barely did anything today, I'm almost all cash!

[Anonymous No.22390820]

>>22390674
expiring when? thats risky af

[Anonymous No.22390823]

>>22390681
Just curious sorry, I would never dox a fellow Utahbro. This storm just got me stoked for ski season. It always feels like the snow is never coming back.

[Anonymous No.22390832]

>>22390782
Trump rambling about Chyna and the democrats
Essentially just a retarded rant.

[Anonymous No.22390835]

>>22390784
It's going to keep up.
How many weeks of 5% losses followed by 1% recoveries do you faggots need before you realize the bubble has popped?
Without more stimulus, which ain't coming, the market is gonna tank.

[Anonymous No.22390836]

>>22390738
ok but will sqqq open above 27.50? maybe right?

[Anonymous No.22390841]

It's simple. We kill the dollar.

[Anonymous No.22390846]

>>22390796
dum dum
buy THE RIGHT stocks this time

[Anonymous No.22390852]

>>22390782
Basically this
>>22390832

[Anonymous No.22390858]

>>22390522
How do you know this? Wtf

[Anonymous No.22390856]

>>22390823
I want snow season so all these fucking wasps will go away. Why the fuck is there so many wasps this year?

[Anonymous No.22390868]

I'm getting real tired of this shit. My calls puts, and stocks have all been going down every day for the last 2 weeks. I don't even know how that's possible.

[Anonymous No.22390872]

BOOKING HOLDINGS TO CUT AT LEAST 10% OF GLOBAL WORKFORCE
>BOOKING HOLDINGS TO CUT AT LEAST 10% OF GLOBAL WORKFORCE
BOOKING HOLDINGS TO CUT AT LEAST 10% OF GLOBAL WORKFORCE
>BOOKING HOLDINGS TO CUT AT LEAST 10% OF GLOBAL WORKFORCE
BOOKING HOLDINGS TO CUT AT LEAST 10% OF GLOBAL WORKFORCE
>BOOKING HOLDINGS TO CUT AT LEAST 10% OF GLOBAL WORKFORCE
BOOKING HOLDINGS TO CUT AT LEAST 10% OF GLOBAL WORKFORCE
>BOOKING HOLDINGS TO CUT AT LEAST 10% OF GLOBAL WORKFORCE
BOOKING HOLDINGS TO CUT AT LEAST 10% OF GLOBAL WORKFORCE
>BOOKING HOLDINGS TO CUT AT LEAST 10% OF GLOBAL WORKFORCE
BOOKING HOLDINGS TO CUT AT LEAST 10% OF GLOBAL WORKFORCE
>BOOKING HOLDINGS TO CUT AT LEAST 10% OF GLOBAL WORKFORCE
BOOKING HOLDINGS TO CUT AT LEAST 10% OF GLOBAL WORKFORCE
>BOOKING HOLDINGS TO CUT AT LEAST 10% OF GLOBAL WORKFORCE

[Anonymous No.22390887]

>>22390832
>>22390852
But that's all he ever does

[Anonymous No.22390890]

>>22390738
if the AH market shits the absolute bed, maybe. even if it did, your calls would be at the money and with one day to go, be almost worthless.

[Anonymous No.22390893]

When buying calls you want to buy contracts for the lowest possible strike price, right?

What do the different call prices represent?

[Anonymous No.22390895]

>>22390858
I have no life and i'm in thread all day, it's easy

[Anonymous No.22390898]

>>22390846
my stocks were fine

you wanna know the catalyst the fuckers at $MYT did a direct offer right when they were opening their store

and i was too inexperienced to set up stop losses

so that right off the bat lost me like 5k or something

then i just yolod the rest in anger and wrath on myself and started buying puts with like 35k until now where i have like 10k left which is all on gamestop calls after i calmed down and i think this is actually a rational move

[Anonymous No.22390901]

>>22390872
Everything's fine anon, nothing is wrong. Get back to work.

[Anonymous No.22390907]

>>22390449
I should just keep to my method. Instead of being 0% up or down I'd be up 4% today. I'm a true believer now though.

[Anonymous No.22390912]

Unless it dumps hard tomorrow is it not a good idea to buy and then having to ride out the weekend? We bounced off the lows again today, not sure if thats solid support

[Anonymous No.22390917]

Rolling for the crash

[Anonymous No.22390918]

sold my SQQQ calls at a loss yesterday, would be ITM today.

[Anonymous No.22390924]

>>22390893
thank you in advance for all of your money

[Anonymous No.22390925]

>>22390893
Stop. Just don't do it.

[Anonymous No.22390928]

Bough a AMZN 3400c 9/18 just before close today for $1600. Gonna sell if it pumps tmo or monday, theta is like $300. How fucked am I?

Otherwise everything else in cash. I was thinking about buying AMZN leaps, but I feel sketched putting up 20/30k rn with so much uncertanty.

[Anonymous No.22390929]

>>22390836
>>22390890

[Anonymous No.22390932]

>>22390893
Lol'd

[Anonymous No.22390937]

>>22390893
it's safer to buy the lower strikes but the higher ones get best return. if you want options on TQQQ try a 80p next friday

[Anonymous No.22390938]

What stocks are 90s kids buying?

[Anonymous No.22390941]

>>22390856
I have no idea, but I have noticed that the wasp:bee ratio is all fucked up. I haven’t seen any bees but the wasps are all over the place. My friends house has a dozen wasp nests on their back porch and they said they usually only get ine or two a summer.

[Anonymous No.22390945]

>>22390895
based and neetpilled

[Anonymous No.22390951]

Bought APPL at the bottom
Heh

[Anonymous No.22390957]

Someone please tell me what to put $1000 in for options

[Anonymous No.22390974]

>>22390938
G*E

[Anonymous No.22390978]

>>22390890
so is the market gonna shit the bed tonight? please say yes

[Anonymous No.22390980]

sometimes its all about having a good broker/trading software

[Anonymous No.22390982]

>>22390957
lmao, go to a casino and roulette.

[Anonymous No.22390987]

>>22390938
i'm probably going to sell 4 more apple covered calls tomorrow after closing my current batch, you can buy them

[Anonymous No.22390988]

>>22390980
What's a broker?

[Anonymous No.22390994]

>>22390449
I'm up 0.74 but that's only becuase tesla closed green and the pound shat the bed against the dollar, 1.50%

[Anonymous No.22390996]

>>22390928
those collarbones just filled my brain with dopamine

[Anonymous No.22390999]

>>22390978
Only after you buy in

[Anonymous No.22391001]

Why is nothing happening after hours right now

[Anonymous No.22391003]

>>22390957
my pocket

[Anonymous No.22391008]

>>22389219
AAAAAAAAAAAA

if AAPL hits $125 next week I can drop my October call bags at only a 50% loss.

[Anonymous No.22391010]

>>22390957
WKHS 9/25 30c

[Anonymous No.22391013]

>>22390703
if you have to ask then you should try dat der 100% cash

[Anonymous No.22391014]

>>22390872
>10%
hmmm
>AT LEAST 10%
well
>AT LEAST 10% OF GLOBAL WORKFORCE
it's happening

[Anonymous No.22391015]

>>22389219
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22391016]

>JPM Becomes First Wall Street Bank To Demand Traders Return To The Office
BASED

[Anonymous No.22391017]

>>22390893
Do yourself a favor and do at least 2 hours of research before you get JUSTED

[Anonymous No.22391018]

>>22391001
Bear sleepy
Need rest for next day of line go down

[Anonymous No.22391034]

>>22390703
Maybe 90% is legit.
Weather futures are a thing, monopoly man sightings are good joke but still technically a thing, l4 is a joke, financial astrology kinda is a thing, aah is a joke, 2014-2016 shadow recession is a real thing, demo trading as well, tqqq/tmf 50/50 is about as solid as b&h non-psychologically-draiing portfolios can go, etc.

[None !UgWA6MCN8M No.22391038]

>>22390820
not as risky as you may think

[Anonymous No.22391039]

>>22390988
someone who makes you broker ie poorer

[Anonymous No.22391040]

>>22390928
Hmmm

[Anonymous No.22391048]

>>22390999
lel
I bought sqqq calls so I guess that means there will be a full recovery and SPY will open at $355

[Anonymous No.22391049]

>>22390047
Are they sitting in a shower stall? Do they get peed on shortly after this photoshoot? Was that recorded?

[Anonymous No.22391051]

>>22391013
fair enough, i'll figure it out for myself

[Anonymous No.22391052]

>>22390987
thanks for the opportunity

[Anonymous No.22391054]

>>22390823
It's been so long since I was skiing lol, I'm probably really bad now. It looks like we have a little while before snow comes, I don't think we're fully even in fall yet

[Anonymous No.22391059]

>>22391039

[Anonymous No.22391063]

>>22390996
they remind me of anon's cheekbones filled jars. Disgusting.

[Anonymous No.22391070]

>>22391016
Why do they even need to be in an office? Not like it makes much of a difference

[Anonymous No.22391078]

>>22390978
if you buy stocks with $5k margin it will.

[Anonymous No.22391086]

What do you guys think of covered call ETFs?

[Anonymous No.22391095]

>>22391038
You still didn't fucking sell? Jesus Christ why?

[Anonymous No.22391097]

>>22391070
so Jamie can make sure they aren't fucking off and sleeping all day

[Anonymous No.22391100]

>>22387145
To be honest with ya, toilet papers are more valuable than bitcoins.

[Anonymous No.22391103]

>>22389219
AAAAAAAAAAAA

if AAPL hits $125 by next Friday I can drop my October call bags for only a 50% loss, and actually take some profit on my december call.

[None !UgWA6MCN8M No.22391111]

>>22391095
it's going to go up much more tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22391112]

>>22390703
Reeee why does everyone post that one which came from wallstreetbets instead of the one I made? Get your memes locally and free-range wtf

[Anonymous No.22391113]

>>22391039

[Anonymous No.22391114]

>>22390872
I hope it’s here in shitistan. Fuck these Asian niggers.

[Anonymous No.22391117]

I get the feeling tomorrow is going to be the biggest drop since March. You can just feel it.

[Anonymous No.22391121]

>>22389060
SQQQ crabing. Wew lad the uncertainty makes me think were dumping tomorrow

[Anonymous No.22391139]

>>22391086
Garbage returns. Still bills you.

[Anonymous No.22391142]

>>22390893
Do some research you will lose all your money if you start playing options

[Anonymous No.22391155]

>>22391117
Only if Russia bombs the Saudis again

[Anonymous No.22391160]

>>22391086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IE1QM-DdtI

[Anonymous No.22391162]

>>22391086
Check the long term performance. If it's worse than spy it's shit.

[Anonymous No.22391168]

my QQQ 268p expiring tomorrow gonna print?????????

[Anonymous No.22391174]

>>22391117
My prediction is that the big ass drop caused the 'green line always up' myth to be popped. It crabs for a while and people start wondering what to do. They look at fundamentals, fucking panic because they're super overexposed, and we get a dump.

[Anonymous No.22391176]

is there anything more comfy than selling GME puts?
>it crashes, get a bunch of cheap GME for the November console pump
>it doesn't crash, collect free money from muh blockbuster retards

[Anonymous No.22391197]

Kek, weather's fucked. It's sept 10th and still it hit 89 degrees. We don't have fall or spring or hell really any real "winter" anymore. It's mostly blazing hot, rain, and mild cooler temps. January used to be winter. Not anymore. Now you can roll out with a tee shirt and be ok.

[Anonymous No.22391201]

>>22391168
Tough call, it has to drop another 2 percent

[Anonymous No.22391210]

>>22391174

sounds good, buy the dip when it dumps because green line will still only go up

[Anonymous No.22391213]

Did Trump really brag about all the TV he watches during the presser?

[Anonymous No.22391215]

Microsoft and Apple all safe on the long term right?

[Anonymous No.22391232]

>>22391111
Lol

[Anonymous No.22391240]

>>22391176

Selling both short calls and puts and watching IV crush erase premiums the day after.

[Anonymous No.22391253]

>>22391215
Lol

[Anonymous No.22391254]

>>22391215
Nothing's safe, fella. You have to decide it yourself

[Anonymous No.22391258]

>>22391215
Why you here if you play long term (5+ years)?

[Anonymous No.22391268]

is after hours closed today?

[Anonymous No.22391270]

>>22391174
anybody remember when the chinese market popped a few years back and there were billions of chinese who literally thought the stock market only went up. ccp froze the exchanges day after day after day and i'm pretty sure v& anybody who was dumping shares.

[Anonymous No.22391275]

>>22391197
Wasn’t there cold ass blizzards into spring this year?

[Anonymous No.22391282]

NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS, MOVE ALONG

[Anonymous No.22391296]

>>22390898
Oh no
I hope gamestop makes you rich
But uhhh I wouldn't bet on it

[Anonymous No.22391302]

>>22391282

No one here knows what that graph is stating. Me included.

[Anonymous No.22391318]

>>22391215
I bet 1 month is long term for your isn't it

[Anonymous No.22391324]

>>22390938
NOC, VIS, ITA, ORCL

[Anonymous No.22391329]

>>22391268

No everyone’s just scared to do anything tomorrow’s gonna be bad

[Anonymous No.22391336]

>>22391302
It says we are in a fucking bubble. Take a look at ZM

[Anonymous No.22391353]

>>22391197
Here it's getting pretty cold. 2 weeks ago we were hitting 35C+ and then right overnight it dropped to 15C and it's been around that since. The summer was absurdly hot, and the winter before was absurdly cold. No real spring or fall (it's like 2 weeks long max now). We'll see how it is this year.

[Anonymous No.22391363]

>>22391336
Zoom is undervalued

[Anonymous No.22391367]

>>22391336
Yeah no one uses zm

[Anonymous No.22391371]

>hindenburg article published
>trevor milton posts instagram story that looks like your generic youtuber apology video with his fucking dog
>continues to mumble about his life story and hardships he had faced
can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.22391377]

>>22391336
How about you explain what the retarded abbreviations are so we can actually read the lines, retard?

[Anonymous No.22391385]

>>22391367
Yeah, I'm not using it. Because it's Chinese and it's SHITE

[Anonymous No.22391406]

>>22391367
It makes less money than pets.com did.

[Anonymous No.22391407]

>>22391268
No. Tesla is still dumping.

[Anonymous No.22391415]

>>22391282

Yeah dude what this cat said >>22391377

Wtf does eps n shit mean?

[Anonymous No.22391423]

AAAAAAAA
WHY THE FUCK AM I LOSING SO MUCH MONEY I DON'T EVEN OWN THESE SHITTY BUBBLE STOCKS

WHY IS UVXY NOT MAKING ME THE MONIES????

>>22389060
I don't remember "roundhouse"

>>22390449
I'm glad you're okay!
I'm losing money again and kind of hate life.

Sorry to hear about Luby's, I'll pour one out.

[Anonymous No.22391425]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LAST MINUTE APPLE PUMP

[Anonymous No.22391430]

>>22389219
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.22391434]

>>22391353
It's 65 degrees here and the sun hasn't peaked out behind the clouds in a week. My stock portfolio is perma red and I'm not even in tech or options. Is this how it all ends?

[Anonymous No.22391433]

>>22391406
And more than NKLA

[Anonymous No.22391441]

>>22389060
Yeet

[Anonymous No.22391447]

>>22390464
What did you invest in to get this kind of growth?

[Anonymous No.22391455]

Yeet

[grim !!tqKNtpU7P6O No.22391458]

>>22391371
That's literally not true.

[Anonymous No.22391465]

>>22391371
Here's a YT link if anyone's curious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKgQXKiyxKY

[Anonymous No.22391470]

>>22391296
nah dude theres no more future ive been studying biblical eschatology since 2012 october is the finale

they remove trump and take over with the UN and obama

and the rapture

and aliens and everything else

cuz u see oregons on fire the rioting the fake covid

i dont see a future here

[Anonymous No.22391482]

>>22391415
eps means epstein

[Anonymous No.22391485]

yes

[Anonymous No.22391494]

>>22391470
stop gookposting you dumb retard

[Anonymous No.22391493]

TARGET TO INCREASE # OF BLACK WORKERS BY 20%
>TARGET TO INCREASE # OF BLACK WORKERS BY 20%
TARGET TO INCREASE # OF BLACK WORKERS BY 20%
>TARGET TO INCREASE # OF BLACK WORKERS BY 20%
TARGET TO INCREASE # OF BLACK WORKERS BY 20%
>TARGET TO INCREASE # OF BLACK WORKERS BY 20%
TARGET TO INCREASE # OF BLACK WORKERS BY 20%
>TARGET TO INCREASE # OF BLACK WORKERS BY 20%
TARGET TO INCREASE # OF BLACK WORKERS BY 20%
>TARGET TO INCREASE # OF BLACK WORKERS BY 20%

[Anonymous No.22391495]

>>22391377
EPS - Earnings per Share
PE - Price Earnings Ratio

That graph shows an enormous gap between EPS (how much company makes per share) and PE (cost of a company's share relative to it's earnings)

[Anonymous No.22391496]

I want 3 or 4 long term holds, any reccs?
So far I have
>APPL
>VOO

[Anonymous No.22391508]

>>22391215
>>22391318
1-3+ years

[Anonymous No.22391515]

>>22391509
>>22391509
>>22391509
>>22391509

new bread

[Anonymous No.22391517]

>>22391302
>>22391415
Short version: S&P tracks earnings, but since March has completely disconnected and this will not end well.

[Anonymous No.22391523]

>>22391493
Every company is starting this shit, the percentages are so fucked that soon they'll start running out of black people to hire

[Anonymous No.22391532]

>>22391482

[Anonymous No.22391535]

>>22391415
EPS - earnings per share
PE - price to earnings
LT EPS - long term eps growth expectations

basically price to earnings is balooning while expected earnings is cratering

dis gonna be gud

[Anonymous No.22391553]

>>22391496
TQQQ and SPY

[Anonymous No.22391601]

>>22391423
wtfffffffff LUB nooooooooooo
The fried chicken, blue jello, strawberry soda kids meal...They've probably lost more clientele to covid than any other business, I never heard of someone under 70 years old going there willingly ;_;
Also just from my cursory examination of charts rite now VIX is behaving oddly, wanna scrutinize it more tonite

[Anonymous No.22391643]

>>22391415
>Wtf does eps n shit mean?

>>22391302
>No one here knows what that graph is stating. Me included.

>>22391377
>How about you explain what the retarded abbreviations are so we can actually read the lines, retard?

there are people like this here who trade options.

[Anonymous No.22391652]

>>22391523
>he thinks there's gonna be a nigger shortage

[Anonymous No.22391663]

>>22391493
>burn stores down
>loot stores
>aw 'they just need jobs'
>hire blacks
fast forward 3yrs
>black man shot
>mayhem ensues
>Target stores looted and burned
>'We need to hire more!'

How do i play this?

[Anonymous No.22391681]

>>22391282
COLOURS!

LINES!

EXCITEMENT!

[Anonymous No.22391706]

>>22389940
Does it even have revenue? Do they have factories yet? They don't even make their own batteries, they're licensing them from GM if I recall correctly.

[Anonymous No.22391791]

>>22390449
down 5%

[Anonymous No.22391853]

>>22391111
Smart man, you'll have 400% soon

[Anonymous No.22391927]

>>22391853
400%? How's 400,000% sound?

[Anonymous No.22391932]

>>22391112
>BRK.A Covered Calls
O i am laffing

[Anonymous No.22392021]

>>22390928
The chick in the upper right has a nice rack

[Anonymous No.22392024]

>>22391927
Unrealistic.

[Anonymous No.22392070]

>>22389109
That’s baby money. I was down $1,300 on Tuesday. Just hold.

[Anonymous No.22392096]

>>22389254
I hope so, but they’re releasing a new bike.

[Anonymous No.22392122]

>>22392070
Down 30 percent in 5 days. Guess I'm a investor now

[Anonymous No.22392154]

>>22391643
>make up some retarded abbreviation like a12pe and altmn which literally doesn't exist outside your special snowflake bullshit graph
>don't even expand upon what this could possibly mean by using proper titles and axis labels or anything
>hurrr y u no telepathy am smaaat!

[Anonymous No.22392234]

>>22391423
Roundhouse was shit, the worst part of the SNICK launch lineup and replaced for good reason.